O+A Listening Thread for 3-20-07

[tstlkevanilla]

Why do you insist on giving me wood at work?:(

because it's fun..and so easy to do ;)

[UsedLadBag]

used ladbag, hehe

Crinkle Crinkle

:icon_wink

[Arch Stanton]

Fuckin' Cell service.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Crinkle Crinkle

:icon_wink

Nice job sir!

[smurfett79]

when somone calls while driveing and they get threw if you know you are going outa service area - pull over

[Jimmy's Dignity]

what's a crocheed bikini?
whoops...crochet bikini

http://www.wholesalesarong.com/crochet-bra/l-wholesale-crochet/bikini-set5.jpg
http://www.asiansweetheart.net/Thai_Beauty/BlogBabes/CuteJapanese/CuteJapanese3_300h.jpg
it's safe...just a pick of a Thai chick in a knit bikini

[tstlkevanilla]

whoops...crochet bikini

http://www.wholesalesarong.com/crochet-bra/l-wholesale-crochet/bikini-set5.jpg
http://www.asiansweetheart.net/Thai_Beauty/BlogBabes/CuteJapanese/CuteJapanese3_300h.jpg
it's safe...just a pick of a Thai chick in a knit bikini

or a red X.. both are equally hot

[HockeyHelmet]

whoops...crochet bikini

http://www.wholesalesarong.com/crochet-bra/l-wholesale-crochet/bikini-set5.jpg
http://www.asiansweetheart.net/Thai_Beauty/BlogBabes/CuteJapanese/CuteJapanese3_300h.jpg
it's safe...just a pick of a Thai chick in a knit bikini

Is that a pocket near her snatch?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

In Kindergarden there was a girl that would ask a friend and me to grab her ass...ALWAYS.

In hind sight she'd like it so much that she HAD to have been molested.

[CM Mark]

http://www.asiansweetheart.net/Thai_Beauty/BlogBabes/CuteJapanese/CuteJapanese3_300h.jpg
it's safe...just a pick of a Thai chick in a knit bikini
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/aodific/4040zn-1.gif

[wetandstickyjim]

I remember being at a water park and hanging at the bottom of one of those huge steep super slides and the girls in bikinis would come off with their bottoms all pulled up and revealing.
Tee Hee

[tstlkevanilla]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/aodific/4040zn-1.gif

:haha7: :haha7: that's awesome!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

or a red X.. both are equally hot
hmm...still looks like a picture to me. "whaa"

[tstlkevanilla]

hmm...still looks like a picture to me. "whaa"

red x for me

[J. PETERSON]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/aodific/4040zn-1.gif
Goddamn thats funny :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:
I remember being at a water park and hanging at the bottom of one of those huge steep super slides and the girls in bikinis would come off with their bottoms all pulled up and revealing.
Tee Hee
Goddamn thats hot.
I used to do that too :icon_cool

[tstlkevanilla]

this is quite the long winded story

[RobeSoup&Tears]

The place to hang out is at one of those super steep slides at a water park.

If a girl’s top doesn’t come off she’ll at least get a massive wedgie and while she’s getting up she’ll be too distracted with her hair or water in her eyes to notice.…good times.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

or a red X.. both are equally hot
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9651/nonameje6.gif

there we go, no more Red X

[Wilmington WOW]

and then what happened?

[Ted the Poster]

red x for me
Me too.

[J. PETERSON]

I would fucking MURDER this kid.

[VilleDick]

OMG, this can't be for real, fucking sick if it is

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I remember being at a water park and hanging at the bottom of one of those huge steep super slides and the girls in bikinis would come off with their bottoms all pulled up and revealing.
Tee Hee

Haaa...we're on the same wave length. :icon_wink

[tstlkevanilla]

of course this chick wouldn't get the Godfather reference

[CM Mark]

this is quite the long winded story
only thing it was missing was.....nevermind, there it is

[Dr. Hoffman]

this is quite the long winded story

That of course went absolutely no where. O&A need to eliminate the female callers. :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

and then what happened?

And den...and den...

[tstlkevanilla]

only thing it was missing was.....nevermind, there it is

an ending?

[tstlkevanilla]

That of course went absolutely no where. O&A need to eliminate the female callers. :action-sm

how about not just female callers..but all callers..

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I remember being at a water park and hanging at the bottom of one of those huge steep super slides and the girls in bikinis would come off with their bottoms all pulled up and revealing.
Tee HeeGoddamn thats hot.
I used to do that too :icon_cool
x 3 :D

[Darth Mode]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technosexual

[Arch Stanton]

:haha7: :haha7: that's awesome!
You've never seen that? [Opie] Back in the Day [Opie] There was a guy here that used to have that as his sig.

[VilleDick]

how about not just female callers..but all callers..

Nah, just hicks and females. Especially female hicks.

[Arch Stanton]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9651/nonameje6.gif

there we go, no more Red X
Finest example of fixing a red x I have seen.

[Wilmington WOW]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technosexual


ut-oh they might be talkingabout Ant

[Dr. Hoffman]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technosexual

A person with a sexual attraction to machinery, as in the case of robot fetishism. When used thusly, it is a portmanteau word combining "technophile" and "sexual". Occasionally, this term is used as an insult, implying in a derogatory way that a person would prefer a sex toy to an actual sexual partner.[2]

:icon_eek:

[Razor Roman]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technosexual

Why not just use the correct term

Nerdy Faggots

[CM Mark]

You've never seen that? [Opie] Back in the Day [Opie] There was a guy here that used to have that as his sig.
I stole it from Tax Kunts I think

[wrinkletard]

time is a bitch huh
jeses, 57, how old is pinky?
she must be 70, she looked old then Pinky was arrested (http://www.goofball.com/news/991108_happydaze)

[Wilmington WOW]

ah Taboo II, first porn I ever saw

[Redding]

love when they come back with cake - meanwhile rick james

[UsedLadBag]

that story was soo long, I started to write an IF and didn't even hear the ending, what happenned? The four year old (who was being abused by an 8 year old) killed their puppy?

[Darth Mode]

Oh God. This queer has the same last name as me.

[King Jumungus]

A stylish vacuum cleaner? I'll buy her a coach purse.

WAKKA WAKKA

[smurfett79]

OH SHHEEEEESSHH.. tecno sexual ??? ugg

[Darth Mode]

Why not just use the correct term

Nerdy Faggots
:clap: :clap: :clap:

[CM Mark]

[Chris Hanson]You came here for techno-shex![/Chris Hanson]

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahaha....Mode, I love that fucking sig. Don't change it until tomorrow...I wanna save it!

[Redding]

i thought technosexuals were people that fuck to prodigy

[Darth Mode]

[Chris Hanson]You came here for techno-shex![/Chris Hanson]
:haha7: I like how he says it. SHEX.

[tstlkevanilla]

What's going on? I just got back..

[Wilmington WOW]

nice intro music
what was that?

[J. PETERSON]

x 3 :D
Ha. I remember when I was like 15 we were at a water park and just came down this huge slide, as we were getting out of the pool, this HOT blonde came down and hit like a ton of bricks.
So she stands up...top falls off. And she had no idea. As she's walking out of the pool, down goes the bottoms. She walked probably 20 feet and then realized it and just ran and left her bikini in the pool.
Smokin hot body!

[lokimanahan]

Hey, it's Oasis!

[VilleDick]

Does this take away from the boys bonus time tally?

[Darth Mode]

hahahahahaha....Mode, I love that fucking sig. Don't change it until tomorrow...I wanna save it!
No problem. I wasn't planning on changing it anytime soon anyway. I got it from www.ytmnd.com by the way.

[VilleDick]

What's going on? I just got back..

Than and Sam are holding material out from the boys for the betterment of the Than and Sam show

[CM Mark]

What's going on? I just got back..
just make a complaint. it will be easier for all of us. :action-sm

[King Jumungus]

What happened to being a guy who can Change his oil and like cool shit? Now it's gotta be labeled?

[tstlkevanilla]

Does this take away from the boys bonus time tally?

depends on how entertaining it is

[smurfett79]

that guy said butterfly after stereo system, i have something called butter fly but it usually vibrates between my thighs .. laugh go figure..

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahaha, I love how Sam says "gadget"

[King Jumungus]

this guy is a fairy

[Darth Mode]

That's my last name. Montalvo. Too bad I share it with this queer.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

spiritual, sexual....?

Sorry, been listening to a lot of replays lately.

my vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

[lokimanahan]

nice intro music
what was that?

"Fuckin' In The Bushes" by Oasis - the first track off 'Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants"

[VilleDick]

Ahhhh, brotherhood, that's what they call it

[XMGroz]

This sounds like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.

[Dr. Hoffman]

What a faggot.
Ooooo, A Tuesday version of the Sam and Than show!

[Ted the Poster]

I thought technosexuals were people who liked thinking about inventions. Inventions that give you orgasms.

[Darth Mode]

spiritual, sexual....?

Sorry, been listening to a lot of replays lately.

my vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
Have'nt heard that in a while.

[Redding]

haha than and sam are taking over the show

[King Jumungus]

Sometimes I used to jerk off with my Nintendo Power Glove. That's old-school TECHNOsexual

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Have'nt heard that in a while.

Apparently, it's a LOT funnier than I remember.

[tstlkevanilla]

can Jarrod get to the point

[Wilmington WOW]

haha than and sam are taking over the show


its an O.T.A.S. show - ha ha

[VilleDick]

Opie: "It's ok you're normal, we need to move on to hot stories"

:clap: :clap:

I lol'd

[King Jumungus]

its an O.T.A.S. show - ha ha
It's an OATS show!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Sometimes I used to jerk off with my Nintendo Power Glove. That's old-school TECHNOsexual

Wow, just wow...

[nofate301]

its an O.T.A.S. show - ha ha
Hall n Oats are in studio?

[CM Mark]

Wow, just wow...
I believe you mean, Hot, just hot...

[tstlkevanilla]

I believe you mean, Hot, just hot...

I foresee another post in the Bagel Lord/tstlkevanilla thread.

[Ted the Poster]

its an O.T.A.S. show - ha ha
One more T, and we can have TOAST!

[Arch Stanton]

hahahahahaha....Mode, I love that fucking sig. Don't change it until tomorrow...I wanna save it!
Are we showing sig pics again?

[Ted the Poster]

I foresee another post in the Bagel Lord/tstlkevanilla thread.
Tastes like Bagels.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I believe you mean, Hot, just hot...

No, I don't.

[Wilmington WOW]

One more T, and we can have TOAST!

get Tim Sabian in there, and we are all set

[tstlkevanilla]

omg this is awful

[mightymalachi]

Morning Baggers. :action-sm

[Redding]

One more T, and we can have TOAST!

get travis in that studio

[nofate301]

One more T, and we can have TOAST!
where the fuck is tappy!?

that unreliable bowl of gravy

[smurfett79]

what happen to the midget of the day call hu?

[tstlkevanilla]

Morning Baggers. :action-sm

morning :action-sm

[Ted the Poster]

See you guys in a bit. Gotta punch for a while.

[tstlkevanilla]

fuck this guy rooned it.. didn't take long

[Redding]

and no i wasnt on the phone

[tstlkevanilla]

See you guys in a bit. Gotta punch for a while.

you're not gonna be around for my 11,000th post?

[umo]

where can I download a full version of Sam & Max?

[nofate301]

why isn't tasty calling? She's probably got a few horror stories

umo,

you can't. You're shit outta luck

[Jimmy's Dignity]

okay...I'm sportin now. Who else?

[VilleDick]

Hot

[CM Mark]

I foresee another post in the Bagel Lord/tstlkevanilla thread.
I haven't posted in there in a while. Not that I haven't jerked it in a while, just haven't posted it

[tstlkevanilla]

why isn't tasty calling? She's probably got a few horror stories

my first lesbian experience was when I was 6/7.. I used to mess around with my neighbor downstairs, and my neighbor across the street.

oh and 11k.. yay me.

[Redding]

that was a home run right there

[VilleDick]

Incestual lesbianism? Nice

[King Jumungus]

mmmmmmmmmmmm bald.

[CM Mark]

my first lesbian experience was when I was 6/7.. I used to mess around with my neighbor downstairs, and my neighbor across the street.

oh and 11k.. yay me.
and amazingly, your 11,000th post wasn't a complaint. It was HOT!!

Congrats tasty!!

[Dr. Hoffman]

my first lesbian experience was when I was 6/7.. I used to mess around with my neighbor downstairs, and my neighbor across the street.

oh and 11k.. yay me.

Ooooo, congrats Tasety. Both on the experience and 11k! :clap:

[nofate301]

my first lesbian experience was when I was 6/7.. I used to mess around with my neighbor downstairs, and my neighbor across the street.

oh and 11k.. yay me.
WOOOOO!!

weak milestone post!

[smurfett79]

woohoo early lesbo stories.. i got some of those
i was proly 7 also, watched alot of porn as a youngen and wow... i was a bi chick from way back... damn..

[VilleDick]

and amazingly, your 11,000th post wasn't a complaint. It was HOT!!

Congrats tasty!!

QFT

[mightymalachi]

I haven't posted in there in a while. Not that I haven't jerked it in a while, just haven't posted it
Carpal Tunnel is a vicious cycle. If you jerk it, your wrist hurts too much to post, if you post, your wrist hurts too much to jerk it.

[VilleDick]

That's molestation too, damn, these is some fucked up shit

[Redding]

wow here come all those **** stories

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

I asked a girl "Wanna play ****?"

It didn't quite end the same.

[VilleDick]

Bit ends

[tstlkevanilla]

and amazingly, your 11,000th post wasn't a complaint. It was HOT!!

Congrats tasty!!
Ooooo, congrats Tasety. Both on the experience and 11k! :clap:
Thanks! :love:
WOOOOO!!

weak milestone post!
I don't kid myself into thinking that anyone here really gives a shit about my post count. :rolleyes:

[nofate301]

Thanks! :love:

I don't kid myself into thinking that anyone here really gives a shit about my post count. :rolleyes:
but your post count means how much respect you have!

:D

[CM Mark]

Thanks! :love:

I don't kid myself into thinking that anyone here really gives a shit about my post count. :rolleyes:
as long as you keep making hot posts about as often as you complain, I care about your post count

[tstlkevanilla]

but your post count means how much respect you have!

:D

oh yeah..that's right.. I forgot :rolleyes:

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Reminds me of this time when I nailed a chick in the ass, while my roommate hid in the closet with a video camera......

[Wilmington WOW]

speaking of which, where is ol, pat from moonache?

[mightymalachi]

Thanks! :love:

I don't kid myself into thinking that anyone here really gives a shit about my post count. :rolleyes:
Neither do I. I'm not one of those self important assholes who posts pictures of delicious food or ancient civilizations when I reach a certain number. :icon_mrgr

[VilleDick]

Uncle Paul appearance?

[VilleDick]

speaking of which, where is ol, pat from moonache?

Most likely in Moonachie seeking out his lost toe :action-sm

[Redding]

oh no crotchcritter is gonna talk about paul-o and his movie

[ode2no1]

my first lesbian experience was when I was 6/7.. I used to mess around with my neighbor downstairs, and my neighbor across the street.

oh and 11k.. yay me.


HOT... lol

congrats :clap: :clap:

what did i miss?

[nofate301]

HOT... lol

congrats :clap: :clap:

what did i miss?
pew rocking sex?

[Razor Roman]

I feel the same way about Tom & Jerry too, cause of their Mammy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mammytwoshoes.jpg

[tstlkevanilla]

Neither do I. I'm not one of those self important assholes who posts pictures of delicious food or ancient civilizations when I reach a certain number. :icon_mrgr

no.. of course you're not :icon_wink

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Neither do I. I'm not one of those self important assholes who posts pictures of delicious food or ancient civilizations when I reach a certain number. :icon_mrgr
you're just jealous that no one liked you enough to give you Pompeii ;)

congrats 'Nilla :D

[Redding]

game is still on....

[VilleDick]

:yuck2: :yuck2: :yuck2: :yuck2:

[CM Mark]

bwahahahaha!! dude jerked to his parents bangin. nice

[Angelfuck]

is playing with your friends boobs a lesbian experience? because if so I had a bi-racial lesbian experience :icon_conf

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technosexual
Just got back...hey Darth, without giving too much info...did you read the link you posted....:icon_eek: Read it carefully.

[tstlkevanilla]

HOT... lol

congrats :clap: :clap:

what did i miss?
The usual debauchery that goes on in these threads..
you're just jealous that no one liked you enough to give you Pompeii ;)

congrats 'Nilla :D

Thanks hun!

I'm so not getting any work done today..

[Razor Roman]

Congrats Nilly.

[mightymalachi]

you're just jealous that no one liked you enough to give you Pompeii ;)

congrats 'Nilla :D
If burned dead people with dark complexions is what I wanted, I would have never moved out of Mississippi.

[Dr. Hoffman]

is playing with your friends boobs a lesbian experience? because if so I had a bi-racial lesbian experience :icon_conf

You cease to amaze me Angel.

[nofate301]

The usual debauchery that goes on in these threads..


Thanks hun!

I'm so not getting any work done today..
puerto rican not getting work done...nope, no surprise there.

*ducks*

[CM Mark]

is playing with your friends boobs a lesbian experience? because if so I had a bi-racial lesbian experience :icon_conf
dammit. I had just put clean boxers on since tasty made me mess my other pair. Now you owe me a pair of boxers too Angel.



Oh, and good morning. :action-sm

[J. PETERSON]

Congrats Tasty! :clap: :drunk:

Mornin Angel :action-sm

:love:

[VilleDick]

And that's the end of this show

[CM Mark]

And that's the end of this show
DONK!

[BusyChild04]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[tstlkevanilla]

Congrats Nilly.
thanks!

puerto rican not getting work done...nope, no surprise there.

*ducks*

:rolleyes:

When I was little I was very fond of the faucet in the tub..
Who am I kidding.. I'm still very fond of it.. love bubble baths :)

[tstlkevanilla]

Congrats Tasty! :clap: :drunk:

Mornin Angel :action-sm

:love:

Thanks!

I think this guy may kill the bit

[nofate301]

thanks!



:rolleyes:

When I was little I was very fond of the faucet in the tub..
Who am I kidding.. I'm still very fond of it.. love bubble baths :)
lots of girls like the faucet

[Angelfuck]

morning buddies :action-sm we were only 10, we were just comparing :icon_redf

'Nilla you seriously need to get yourself a detachable showerhead

[HockeyHelmet]

Them's the rules

[DanaReevesLungs]

Always the gay fucking stories that ruin the fun

[VilleDick]

Always the gay fucking stories that ruin the fun

Congrats on hitting 1,000 posts :clap:

[tstlkevanilla]

morning buddies :action-sm we were only 10, we were just comparing :icon_redf

'Nilla you seriously need to get yourself a detachable showerhead

Oh I know.. it's on the list.. :D

[umo]

Why do n*ggers get to call each other n*ggers but we cant?

I don't know but just remember...Thems The Rules

[Redding]

Bono!!!!!!!!

[nofate301]

Oh I know.. it's on the list.. :D
so is....get a new bathroom

:X

[tstlkevanilla]

:clap: :clap: I love ant's line

[J. PETERSON]

aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
love Master Prince

[ode2no1]

morning buddies :action-sm we were only 10, we were just comparing :icon_redf

'Nilla you seriously need to get yourself a detachable showerhead

Trust me it's already on the list of things to do

edit: was beat to it

[Dr. Hoffman]

Great fucking Line of the Day. Way to end the show. :clap:

[tstlkevanilla]

so is....get a new bathroom

:X

one step at a time

[CM Mark]

hey, we had an 11,000 and a 1,000 in this thread today. Congrats DRL!!!

[Angelfuck]

Why do n*ggers get to call each other n*ggers but we cant?

I don't know but just remember...Thems The Rules

because they call each other "niggas" nor "*******"
actually, out here, pretty much everyone calls each other nigga, and thats not a joke

[umo]

I didn't realize Anthony is funny...I thought Opie was the funny one

[mightymalachi]

morning buddies :action-sm we were only 10, we were just comparing :icon_redf

'Nilla you seriously need to get yourself a detachable showerhead
Are you kidding? Nilla's getting one of these installed.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a30/bertoparrotto/IMG_1054.jpg

[smurfett79]

shit damn phone interupted the line of the day.... ARRRG

[VilleDick]

Lunch time, see ya for Ron and Fez

Hate those gay ass Steve promos

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I need that as my ringtone.


Po should sing "..you're the best around, nothing ever gonna bring you down."

[Angelfuck]

Trust me it's already on the list of things to do

edit: was beat to it

it took us 1/2hr to go to home depot, pick one out and install it, its a beautiful thing, its got 4 settings

[DanaReevesLungs]

Congrats on hitting 1,000 posts :clap:


why thank you sir


Milestone bitches....not that any of you give a shit, but my 1000th post!! It only took me 20 months.

[Razor Roman]

Hate those gay ass promos

Hate those Steve promos


Your post had a redundancy in it, just pick one man. Its more effective writing that way :action-sm

[Arch Stanton]

my first lesbian experience

oh and 11k.. yay me.
Screw that early one. I want to hear the later ones. You said it was your first, not only.

BTW, once at 11K, all Lesbian experiences are disclosed. It is in the fine print.

[tstlkevanilla]

Hate those gay ass Steve promos

hate all steve promos

[CM Mark]

Write this on a rock
I want to kick you in the cock

[Angelfuck]

I wish the whole commercial break was nothing but steve and wild bill promos

[CM Mark]

hate everything
Fixed that for you Tasty

[ducks}

[tstlkevanilla]

Screw that early one. I want to hear the later ones. You said it was your first, not only.

BTW, once at 11K, all Lesbian experiences are disclosed. It is in the fine print.

Well it's not exactly been a secret that I'm bi... just having a hard time finding a chick that meets my standards lately.

[tstlkevanilla]

Fixed that for you Tasty

[ducks}

:icon_roll

[Angelfuck]

love how jimmy nonchalontly just "blows" over that
(wakka wakka)

[nofate301]

it took us 1/2hr to go to home depot, pick one out and install it, its a beautiful thing, its got 4 settings
nice, better, oh my god, and I'm stuck in the tub

[Dr. Hoffman]

Ooooo, the origin of Monster Rain!

[nofate301]

Well it's not exactly been a secret that I'm bi... just having a hard time finding a chick that meets my standards lately.
i can tuck

:action-sm

[ode2no1]

Well it's not exactly been a secret that I'm bi... just having a hard time finding a chick that meets my standards lately.

I know your so picky

[mightymalachi]

i can tuck

:action-sm
Like you have to.

[nofate301]

Like you have to.
oh :(

that was hurtful

[J. PETERSON]

Like you have to.
OOOOOOOOH!

FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE!

[CM Mark]

Like you have to.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[mightymalachi]

oh :(

that was hurtful
If you put the ball up on a tee, I may as well swing at it.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Well it's not exactly been a secret that I'm bi... just having a hard time finding a chick that meets my standards lately.

I'm sure you have plenty of help finding one though. :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

oh :(

that was hurtful

That, and funny too. :action-sm

[nofate301]

If you put the ball up on a tee, I may as well swing at it.
you'd love to swing at my balls wouldn't you faggot?

[mightymalachi]

you'd love to swing at my balls wouldn't you faggot?
Swing, lick, tickle....

[CM Mark]

Swing, lick, tickle....
post. wait, what?

[USCAV]

Checking in baggers

[smurfett79]

Well it's not exactly been a secret that I'm bi... just having a hard time finding a chick that meets my standards lately.


why is it some people think if you are bi- you will lick any pussy that comes by.. there has to be some kinda connection lol... ill fuck any ol cock more than ill lick any pussy.. lol... wow.. im a slut

[ode2no1]

I leave the room for 5 minutes and it turns into a gay fest... :action-sm

[CM Mark]

why is it some people think if you are bi- you will lick any pussy that comes by.. there has to be some kinda connection lol... ill fuck any ol cock more than ill lick any pussy.. lol... wow.. im a slut
now that's three pairs of boxers rooned this morning

[Beeman99]

I come in here to check out the listening thread, and all I see is gay shit.. Hot stuff

[tstlkevanilla]

I leave the room for 5 minutes and it turns into a gay fest... :action-sm

isn't always a gay fest :icon_wink

[CM Mark]

I come in here to check out the listening thread, and all I see is gay shit.. Hot stuff
we got the idea from this (http://www.meatspin.com) website


































































































Meatspin link above

[tstlkevanilla]

why is it some people think if you are bi- you will lick any pussy that comes by.. there has to be some kinda connection lol... ill fuck any ol cock more than ill lick any pussy.. lol... wow.. im a slut

exactly.. and I'm not into those butch lesbians.. absolutely NOT my type..

[ode2no1]

isn't always a gay fest :icon_wink

Yeah it scares off all the chicks.. well minus the sickos :action-sm

[nofate301]

exactly.. and I'm not into those butch lesbians.. absolutely NOT my type..
cuz you're the butch

[smurfett79]

now that's three pairs of boxers rooned this morning


better hope its laundry day soon.. maby you could lean aginst during spin cycle and blast another one. ;)


tstlkevanilla- i tend to be attracted to the goth yet not over done goth chicks... people who make them selfs look hot....

[mightymalachi]

Oh. This whole time I thought we actually got it from this website. (www.fba.com)


I keed, I keed

[ode2no1]

exactly.. and I'm not into those butch lesbians.. absolutely NOT my type..


You know you want a nice mullet to pull down to your thighs...

[Beeman99]

we got the idea from this (http://www.meatspin.com) website


































































































Meatspin link above


go here (http://www.youaresogay.com), you may enjoy this better. BTW, link is NSFW

[tstlkevanilla]

tstlkevanilla- i tend to be attracted to the goth yet not over done goth chicks... people who make them selfs look hot....

not into that fake gimmick shit.. she has to be feminine and naturally pretty.. doesn't hurt if she's spanish.. :icon_wink

[tstlkevanilla]

You know you want a nice mullet to pull down to your thighs...

ew the visual alone is enough to turn me straight

Oh. This whole time I thought we actually got it from this website. (www.fba.com)


I keed, I keed

no you don't.. :haha7: :haha7:

[ode2no1]

not into that fake gimmick shit.. she has to be feminine and naturally pretty.. doesn't hurt if she's spanish.. :icon_wink

OR anything but white :action-sm





Why are you with me?

[smurfett79]

not into that fake gimmick shit.. she has to be feminine and naturally pretty.. doesn't hurt if she's spanish.. :icon_wink


i have changed my look trying to present my self as a good mom lol.... but i usta be somewhat goth dressed in dark colors (i still do but more professional looking now.. ) i duno what it is lol last g/f was goth... just cant get her outa my head... mmmmmlol... i dont discriminate tho... they wana lick me lol... what ever... i wont return the favor unless im attracted to them.

LOL wow.. that was so bad.. opps

[tstlkevanilla]

OR anything but white :action-sm





Why are you with me?

:love:

[CM Mark]

i have changed my look trying to present my self as a good mom lol.... but i usta be somewhat goth dressed in dark colors (i still do but more professional looking now.. ) i duno what it is lol last g/f was goth... just cant get her outa my head... mmmmmlol... i dont discriminate tho... they wana lick me lol... what ever... i wont return the favor unless im attracted to them.

LOL wow.. that was so bad.. opps
4

[Ted the Poster]

Wow. I got back just in time!

[Ted the Poster]

OR anything but white :action-sm





Why are you with me?
Because I'm too damn old. :action-sm

(Ducks behind a brick wall to avoid a hail of bullets...)

[tstlkevanilla]

Because I'm too damn old. :action-sm

(Ducks behind a brick wall to avoid a hail of bullets...)

no such thing as too old...

oh wait.. :rolleyes:

edit: ode is rubbing off on me.. I just noticed that my user title was spelled all sorts of wrong..

[Ted the Poster]

no such thing as too old...

oh wait.. :rolleyes:
:icon_mrgr

edit: ode is rubbing off on me..
EEWWWWWWWW...... Oh wait - HOT!

[ode2no1]

no such thing as too old...

oh wait.. :rolleyes:

edit: ode is rubbing off on me.. I just noticed that my user title was spelled all sorts of wrong..

Hate you


And I was just rubbing one off to you .. OHHHHHHH

[nofate301]

Hate you


And I was just rubbing one off to you .. OHHHHHHH
the listening thread is our just jerked off thread

lunch time

[tstlkevanilla]

the listening thread is our just jerked off thread

lunch time

bagel lord made it so..

[Ted the Poster]

I have a lovely chef's salad.

[tstlkevanilla]

I have a lovely chef's salad.

I have what's left of my breakfast.

[Ted the Poster]

I have what's left of my breakfast.
Water and a moldy bread crust?
Or a taco?

[ode2no1]

Water and a moldy bread crust?
Or a taco?


Duh... chicken with rice and beans

[Freese]

Pink Taco?

[smurfett79]

im haveing celery and water... wow.. that is filling LOL... i gota go get grocries bad lol.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Duh... chicken with rice and beans

I was going to say breakfast burrito.

[smurfett79]

wow and it all got quiet. well have a nice day all... off to actualy get something done for now.

;)

[nofate301]

I have a lovely chef's salad.
ruby tuesday's mini's and salad bar...yummy

[nofate301]

i'm alloooooooone

[nofate301]

Gonna go for the longest posting douche...EVAR!

Gonna try for 10 and see where it goes from there.

triple

[nofate301]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/1722/117366974182cy9.jpg

Quadra!

[nofate301]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/2059/hogktz4dlwwqg4c2i4jnca3ln4.jpg

5 bitches!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Oooops, I just rooned your streak...:action-sm

[nofate301]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/4350/7ori4dvw3lae26etc772e62ub4.jpg

CCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER!

dammit, :)

[nofate301]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/555/z2gtswxy7277mdnehvqk4p3ip4.jpg

[nofate301]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7614/4snfv4zpmbu6usihutoitofdk1.jpg

[Ted the Poster]

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7614/4snfv4zpmbu6usihutoitofdk1.jpg

Is that a fake, or is it really Kari from Mythbusters?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Back in for the replay. Fate I'm disappointed in you for not hitting 10 consecutive posts.

[mightymalachi]

Afternoon Replayers.

Go Democrats! Fuck George Bush.

[LiddyRules]

Show ended early, influx, influx.

[Ted the Poster]

Afternoon Replayers.

Go Democrats! Fuck George Bush.
Sounds like someone's been listening to Ron!

[mightymalachi]

Sounds like someone's been listening to Ron!
I have opinions, and as long as I include them in my post, I'm OK. :icon_roll

[Ted the Poster]

I have opinions, and as long as I include them in my post, I'm OK. :icon_roll
Just stick to the music, maaaaaannnnn! Play the hits!

[nofate301]

Is that a fake, or is it really Kari from Mythbusters?
it's a fake, look at the mythbuster sign, it's fuzzy

[Ted the Poster]

it's a fake, look at the mythbuster sign, it's fuzzy
I love her. I nearly spanked it to the chinese water torture episode.

[J. PETERSON]

good afternoon buddays

[ode2no1]

in for the replay

[mightymalachi]

Just stick to the music, maaaaaannnnn! Play with my tits!


Ewww.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

ahhh...that was timed well. I like Goils just ends on Squizz right in time for the opener :D

off topic...the Rangers are only 1 point away from hopping over the Tampa Bay Lightning for the #6 spot in the playoffs

[LiddyRules]

I dont really dig the new opening.

[nofate301]

I love her. I nearly spanked it to the chinese water torture episode.
nearly?

[Wilmington WOW]

I'm ova here now

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I dont really dig the new opening.
yeah, it really fucks with me when my alarm starts...I think the part that digs at me the most is when they put O&A in synch and saying "OH MY GOD!!"

[Wilmington WOW]

tell me steve harvey is not beating the boys in NYC

[LiddyRules]

Speaking of torture and nearly spank, the new Elisha Cuthbert movie

http://drudgereport.com/c.jpg
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i898ca0de1754206a72612f6e991544a2

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So I type 'Lurks In The Shadows' in a search engine and find this. (http://images.killermovies.com/l/lotrthereturnoftheking/gallery/lotr3_gollum.jpg)

[LiddyRules]

So I type 'Lurks In The Shadows' in a search engine and find this. (http://images.killermovies.com/l/lotrthereturnoftheking/gallery/lotr3_gollum.jpg) I was brought here (http://wackbag.com/member.php?u=14684)

[Wilmington WOW]

the ipod issue might be the lamest excuse for poor ratings

[LiddyRules]

the ipod issue might be the lamest excuse for poor ratings Honestly? I thnk it's one of the better ones.

[mightymalachi]

tell me steve harvey is not beating the boys in NYC
Well, according to the 75 google alerts I've gotten...

[wetandstickyjim]

Afternoon replayers. :action-sm

My back stinks and I don't lke it.

[Wilmington WOW]

Honestly? I thnk it's one of the better ones.


maybe radio over all
but too just say whites have ipods and blacks dont is lame
there a group of people who listen to free radio. Your job is get as many people to listen to you
steve harvey could say that blacks are only 10% of the population, and they all sleep in late for work :icon_mrgr

[LiddyRules]

They don't have an n-game but that's all Steve Harvey has.

[Wilmington WOW]

I bet the majority of people who listen to morning drive are listening in their car, or in their bathroom. I doubt those people listen to ipdos in the car or bathroom

[LiddyRules]

maybe radio over all
but too just say whites have ipods and blacks dont is lame
there a group of people who listen to free radio. Your job is get as many people to listen to you
steve harvey could say that blacks are only 10% of the population, and they all sleep in late for work :icon_mrgr That's actually what I meant, why radio all around is down. I see coloureds with iPods too. I assume they're stolen and don't have computers though. I once saw a Wesley-Snipes-Black guy listening to an iPod with Maroon 5's "This Love" playing. It was disconcerting to say the least.

[wetandstickyjim]

maybe radio over all
but too just say whites have ipods and blacks dont is lame
there a group of people who listen to free radio. Your job is get as many people to listen to you
steve harvey could say that blacks are only 10% of the population, and they all sleep in late for work :icon_mrgr

One of my jobs for a while was visiting public housing projects in Jeresy City. I was told many times, just get in and out by 10Am and you'll be fine.

[Wilmington WOW]

John Manelli wants the boys to talk more about local issues.
Well that kind of gives amunition to the local shows around the country who say "they dont live here, they know talk about (boston, phila, etc..)"
I dont agree with that view.
Stern proved that when he syndicated, and the boys did too.
you dont have to concentrate on one market

[smurfett79]

blacks dont have ipods... what bout that black family buying one at walmart lastnight.. hrmm maby they are civilized ones.. shhesh

[Ted the Poster]

That's actually what I meant, why radio all around is down. I see coloureds with iPods too. I assume they're stolen and don't have computers though. I once saw a Wesley-Snipes-Black guy listening to an iPod with Maroon 5's "This Love" playing. It was disconcerting to say the least.
Poor schwoogie was thinking "this station has no commercials, but they keep playing the same 100 songs."

[RobeSoup&Tears]

the ipod issue might be the lamest excuse for poor ratings
I see what you mean but there is a little bit of truth to this.

Spanish and Hip Hop based radio seems to do VERY well...NYC at least.

With the poorest neighborhoods consist mostly of Spansh and Black folks and iPods being a bit expensive for the lower income not to mention that you need a PC and online account as well as a place to plug it into causes LaMega and Hot97 to be more popular.

Having said that they can't bill out and or get high paying commercials like a 1010WINS or WCBS and yes...O&A.

[Wilmington WOW]

Poor schwoogie was thinking "this station has no commercials, but they keep playing the same 100 songs."


was he listening to Ethel on XM?

[ode2no1]

blacks dont have ipods... what bout that black family buying one at walmart lastnight.. hrmm maby they are civilized ones.. shhesh


Were they stealing it?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I once saw a Wesley-Snipes-Black guy listening to an iPod with Maroon 5's "This Love" playing. It was disconcerting to say the least.
that is horrifying...but Maroon 5 is horrifying in and of themselves

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I've seen some pretty brutal clips from the stands in Devil's vs. Flyers games...either arena.

[Wilmington WOW]

I see what you mean but there is a little bit of truth to this.

Spanish and Hip Hop based radio seems to do VERY well...NYC at least.

With the poorest neighborhoods consist mostly of Spansh and Black folks and iPods being a bit expensive for the lower income not to mention that you need a PC and online account as well as a place to plug it into causes LaMega and Hot97 to be more popular.

Having said that they can't bill out and or get high paying commercials like a 1010WINS or WCBS and yes...O&A.

true bot htey account for 10% of the population
ipds are one factor that has lead to over all radio listening being down
remember a lot of young whites kids listen to hip hop too

[Ted the Poster]

One of my jobs for a while was visiting public housing projects in Jeresy City. I was told many times, just get in and out by 10Am and you'll be fine.
You know what they say: Da early bird get da white man's wallet, yo."

[LiddyRules]

Speaking of blackies listening to music, I heard some R+B/Hip-Hoppy cover of that Patrick Swayze song "She's Like The Wind"

[smurfett79]

Were they stealing it?


no but i think they were useing a credit card...

[Ted the Poster]

true bot htey account for 10% of the population
ipds are one factor that has lead to over all radio listening being down
remember a lot of young whites kids listen to hip hop too
On Ipods.

[fuckwit]

SNV with John Minelli? We'll tell ya at 11!

[LiddyRules]

no but i think they were useing a credit card...
Which they ripped off from a white person.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I'll be able to see the "big plane" land when it comes here to DC. I can see Dulles from my office.

[LiddyRules]

I'll be able to see the "big plane" land when it comes here to DC. I can see Dulles from my office. The Big White One is the Plane.

[ode2no1]

no but i think they were useing a credit card...

Stolen credit card?

edit: damn you liddy

[Wilmington WOW]

ah remember the good old days when the boys loved john minelli when he bashed stern?

[wetandstickyjim]

You know what they say: Da early bird get da white man's wallet, yo."
Scary places. Triple plated steel elevators. Prison rated EXIT signs. Elevators stunk like piss. Had to take the lock for the roof up with you or you got locked up there. Graffitti, crack viles, Malt liquer bottles every where.

And serioulsy, I'm not a racist. I find racism funny, but man, the steriotypes exist for a reason.

[LiddyRules]

Scary places. Triple plated steel elevators. Prison rated EXIT signs. Elevators stunk like piss. Had to take the lock for the roof up with you or you got locked up there. Graffitti, crack viles, Malt liquer bottles every where. That was Alex's flat in Clockwork.

[J. PETERSON]

And serioulsy, I'm not a racist. I find racism funny, but man, the steriotypes exist for a reason.
Exactly.
And people like Al Sharpton need to realize that and know that the only way to get people to think/act differently is to break the stereotypes.....
Dont worry about whitey first.....or as Opie would say....

EAT YOUR OWN

[LiddyRules]

See, Earl isn't the worst Negroe in radio.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Opie: We're smart enough to see through the ones that are just intentionally bad
Ant: Eehhh....



bingo...we know you want & NEED to punish the listeners. More annoying = more winning

[Ted the Poster]

If anyone's going to the funny department today, would you pick me up a couple pounds of rubber chicken please?

[smurfett79]

in our area they are usualy from outa town or gehto people ... not many around here

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Here’s his ego…I see no caricaturistic embellishment (http://www.dejarnettedesigns.com/01elements/caricatures/steve_harvey.jpg)

[Dr. Hoffman]

See, Earl isn't the worst Negroe in radio.

He's pretty damn close.

[tstlkevanilla]

anyone have a link to this article?

[Jimmy's Dignity]

If anyone's going to the funny department today, would you pick me up a couple pounds of rubber chicken please?
http://epguides.com/SteveHarveysBigTime/cast.jpg

Someone say chicken?

Here’s his ego…I see no caricaturistic embellishment (http://www.dejarnettedesigns.com/01elements/caricatures/steve_harvey.jpg)

http://www.dejarnettedesigns.com/01elements/caricatures/steve_harvey.jpg
I wanted to post that one, but it's big

[LiddyRules]

I knew Charles Frunkus lurked in the shadows!!

[Ted the Poster]

anyone have a link to this article?
www.google.com :action-sm

[LiddyRules]

Love Splinter Cell Ant.

[tstlkevanilla]

www.google.com :action-sm

There was a reason why I asked in here.... :rolleyes:

[Dr. Hoffman]

This is interesting. The pad data for the Ron and Fez show was generic XM advertising. This is on the Yahoo Widget player. Now I have the O&A specific pad data. Weird.

[LiddyRules]

There was a reason why I asked in here.... :rolleyes:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070319/ap_en_ce/steve_harvey_2

[LiddyRules]

Katey Moss?

[tstlkevanilla]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070319/ap_en_ce/steve_harvey_2

I was afraid to click on that link.. thanks!

[ode2no1]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070319/ap_en_ce/steve_harvey_2


I really thought that was going to be meat spin when i clicked on it :icon_lol:

[LiddyRules]

Goldie Hawn?

[LiddyRules]

I really thought that was going to be meat spin when i clicked on it :icon_lol: I don't do that gag. When people want links, I generally try and provide.

Lilly Allen?

[wetandstickyjim]

Is it just me or does Steve Harvey look like a white Richard Pryor?

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha
miss interupt jimmy

[Dr. Hoffman]

ha ha
miss interupt jimmy

I can't even remember the last time he did that. Oh the memories.

[LiddyRules]

I liked how this time the interrupt actually worked this time.

She sounds like the pinhead in Freaked.

[Dr. Hoffman]

God this is fucking painful.

[HockeyHelmet]

oh god someone gag this bitch

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Manelli takes for the skies.
http://www.melaman2.com/cartoons/singles/stills/D/dastardly1.jpg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Arianna...one of the new stars of the Opie & Anthony Show <click>

how long are breaks? Normally one or two songs on Squizz?
ooohh...I know, I'll watch the highlights from the Rangers game I was at last night

[Wilmington WOW]

Manelli takes for the skies.
http://www.melaman2.com/cartoons/singles/stills/D/dastardly1.jpg


luv that cartoon
http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/dastardly/muttley.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

wackbag is our Pest Peer Group

[Dr. Hoffman]

Manelli takes for the skies.
http://www.melaman2.com/cartoons/singles/stills/D/dastardly1.jpg

I was hoping Manelli taking to the skies would look something like this...

http://www.cwrl.utexas.edu/files/350px-Hindenburg_disaster.png

[wetandstickyjim]

luv that cartoon
http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/dastardly/muttley.jpg

Is Muttley standing behind Steve from Yellowstone when he calls in?

[Ted the Poster]

Christ, Opie. Grandma is getting very old and not really enjoying any kind of quality of life. Let's let her die with digni... Well, let's just let her die.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

MSG has the worst security ever. I have never been frisked or wanded at the Garden. Only time I've been stopped is when I bring my computer bag into the arena. I open it up, say, "Look a computer" and close it. It could have been a flask or a nuclear explosive and they wouldn't have cared / looked twice.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I just want to know where Al Sharpton's outrage was when that ass beat the 101 year old or, as Ant just said over this basketball brawl?

[wetandstickyjim]

MSG has the worst security ever. I have never been frisked or wanded at the Garden. Only time I've been stopped is when I bring my computer bag into the arena. I open it up, say, "Look a computer" and close it. It could have been a flask or a nuclear explosive and they wouldn't have cared / looked twice.

Yeah, I went to see CSN&Y there a few years back, pulled a bat hit, and the usher threatened to kick me out...twice.

[LiddyRules]

Also the lady called it a melly.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

You see...white people create buildings like MSG to force the minorities to watch organized sports as a community and then harass them while they’re trying to depart peacefully.

[J. PETERSON]

I just want to know where Al Sharpton's outrage was when that ass beat the 101 year old or, as Ant just said over this basketball brawl?
Exactly.
Fuck him. Al Sharpton is a piece of garbage.

[mightymalachi]

You see...white people create buildings like MSG to force the minorities to watch organized sports as a community and then harass them while they’re trying to depart peacefully.
I thought the Chinese created MSG to make their food delicious.

[HockeyHelmet]

Exactly.
Fuck him. Al Sharpton is a piece of garbage.

you got that right

[RobeSoup&Tears]

MSG has the worst security ever. I have never been frisked or wanded at the Garden. Only time I've been stopped is when I bring my computer bag into the arena. I open it up, say, "Look a computer" and close it. It could have been a flask or a nuclear explosive and they wouldn't have cared / looked twice.
Yep...My wife and I went to see a U2 show in Boston (it was still called the Fleet Center then) and they had metal detectors as well as the wand thingy. They didn’t let her in with her Mini Canon PowerShot so we had to walk away…Since I wasn’t going back to our hotel room I placed the thin camera right above my junk and below my buckle to sneak it in...at MSG you could walk right in with a weapon.

[Ted the Poster]

I thought the Chinese created MSG to make their food delicious.
http://blog.diskunion.net/user/uncledog/tapestry/image/2749.jpg
I thought MSG was built to destroy!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

man, I miss Ant's outraged Reverend Al...such a funny bit

[LiddyRules]

Strange, when this story first broke Ant didn't blame the cops at all.

[Ted the Poster]

I'm outta here kids. See ya tomorrow!

[J. PETERSON]

i'm punchin out for today buddays...

c-ya tomorrow!

PEACE NIGGAS!

[Ted the Poster]

i'm punchin out for today buddays...

c-ya tomorrow!

PEACE NIGGAS!
Notice how JP is copying me? Hoo hoo...

[Jimmy's Dignity]

cya Stig & JP

haha..."You know why they said this kid hadn't gotten in trouble for 2 years? Cause he was in prison the whole time...."

[Dr. Hoffman]

See ya guys. Have a good evening and we'll talk to you tomorrow.

[tstlkevanilla]

cya Stig & JP

x2

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Anthony (WBL) posted this before about this case.

I know this may seen like a long read but it's really a good one so stay with it is you can.

If you can, copy, paste and print it for a read during your commute.


Heather Mac Donald
No, the Cops Didn’t Murder Sean Bell
And here’s what decent black advocates would say.
4 December 2006

New York’s anti-cop forces have roared back to life, thanks to a fatal police shooting of an unarmed man a week ago. The press is once again fawning over Al Sharpton, Herbert Daughtry, Charles Barron, and sundry other hate-mongers in and out of city government as they accuse the police of widespread mistreatment of blacks and issue barely veiled threats of riots if they do not get “justice.”

The allegation that last weekend’s shooting was racially motivated is preposterous. A group of undercover officers working in a gun- and drug-plagued strip joint in Queens had good reason to believe that a party leaving the club was armed and about to shoot an adversary. When one of the undercovers identified himself as an officer, the car holding the party twice tried to run him down. The officer started firing while yelling to the car’s occupants: “Let me see your hands.” His colleagues, believing they were under attack, fired as well, eventually shooting off 50 rounds and killing the driver, Sean Bell. No gun was found in the car, but witnesses and video footage confirm that a fourth man in the party fled the scene once the altercation began. Bell and the other men with him all had been arrested for illegal possession of guns in the past; one of Bell’s companions that night, Joseph Guzman, had spent considerable time in prison, including for an armed robbery in which he shot at his victim.

Nothing in these facts suggests that racial animus lay behind the incident. (Though this detail should be irrelevant, the undercover team was racially mixed, and the officer who fired the first shot was black.) But even more preposterous than the assertion of such animus is the claim by New York’s self-appointed minority advocates that the well-being of the minority community is what motivates them. If it were, here are seven things that you would have heard them say years ago:

1. “Stop the killing!” Since 1993, 11,353 people have been murdered in New York City. The large majority of victims and perpetrators have been black. Not a single one of those black-on-black killings has prompted protest or demonstrations from the city’s black advocates. Sharpton, Barron, et al. are happy to let thousands of black victims get mowed down by thugs without so much as a whispered call for “peace” or “justice”; it’s only when a police officer, trying to protect the public, makes a good faith mistake in a moment of intense pressure that they rise as vindicators of black life. (As for caring about slain police officers, forget about it. Sixteen cops—including several black policemen—have been killed since 1999, not one of whom elicited a public demonstration of condolence from the race hustlers.)

If the city’s black advocates paid even a tiny fraction of the attention they pay to shootings by criminals as they pay to shootings by police, they could change the face of the city. If demonstrators gathered outside the jail cell of every rapist and teen stick-up thug, cameras in tow, to shame them for their attacks on law-abiding minority residents, they could deglamorize the gangsta life. Think you’ll find Sharpton or Barron patrolling with the police in dark housing project stairways, trying to protect residents from predators? Not a chance. Among the crimes committed in minority communities since last week’s police shooting of Sean Bell there has been a 26-year-old man fatally shot in the Bronx; another man hit by stray bullets; a sandwich shop in Brownsville robbed by thugs who fired a gun; and three elderly men robbed at knifepoint by a parolee in Queens. Those minority victims who survived will have to rely on the police and the courts, not the race “advocates,” for vindication.

2. “Police killings of innocent civilians—each one of them a horror—are nonetheless rare.” The instances of an officer shooting an innocent, unarmed victim are so unusual that they can be counted on one’s fingers. Last year, of the nine suspects fatally shot by the police, two had just fired at a police officer, three were getting ready to fire, two had tried to stab an officer, and two were physically attacking an officer. Far more frequent are the times when the NYPD refrains from using force though clearly authorized to do so. So far this year, officers have been fired upon four times, without returning fire. In 2005, there were five such incidents. And the NYPD apprehended 3,428 armed felons this year, 15 percent more than last year. Each arrest of a gun-toting thug involves the potential for the use of deadly force, yet is almost always carried out peacefully.

The Department has dramatically driven down the rate of all police shootings—justified and not—over the decades (in 1973, there were 1.82 fatal police shootings per 1,000 officers; in 2005, there were 0.25 such shootings per 1,000 officers, bringing the absolute number of police shootings down from 54 in 1973 to nine in 2005). The NYPD’s per capita rate of shootings is lower than many big city departments.

Yet New York Times columnist Bob Herbert charges the police with an unbroken pattern of “blowing away innocent individuals with impunity.” The “community,” he wrote on November 30, “which is sick of these killings, is simmering,” What are “these killings,” about which the “community” is simmering? Herbert reaches back over three decades and adduces five prior to the recent shooting of Sean Bell. Each was a disaster that provoked the NYPD to scrutinize its tactics. But the number of innocent bystanders killed by criminal thugs in New York dwarfs the number of innocents killed by the police. Sharpton recently said that the minority community has to fear police officers as much as robbers. This is a groundless charge. What is true is that stoking the myth that the police are a threat to blacks harms the minority community by inflaming anti-cop sentiment and retarding community cooperation in the fight against crime in inner-city neighborhoods.

3. “The police work every day to save lives.” If New York City murders had remained at their early 1990s highs, instead of dropping from 1,927 killings in 1993 to 540 in 2005, 13,698 more people—most of them black and Hispanic—would have been dead by last year. They are alive today thanks to the relentless efforts of the NYPD to bring the same level of safety to poor minority neighborhoods as to Greenwich Village and the Upper East Side.

The undercover officers who killed Sean Bell over the weekend were working the strip club in Queens where the incident occurred at 4 AM because of its record of illegal guns and drug sales. Their intentions that night were to protect the residents of Jamaica and the occupants of the club from violence; that they ended up killing an unarmed man is undoubtedly a nightmare for them almost as horrific as it is for the victim’s family.

It may turn out that the officers failed to follow departmental procedures during the incident (though the NYPD’s rule against firing at cars that are trying to run an officer over seems highly unrealistic). If so, the city will hold them accountable. The criminal justice system may even find them criminally liable. But there is absolutely no evidence that racial hatred lay behind either the officers’ presence at the club or their behavior once there—contrary to the outrageous slander of New York City Councilman Al Vann, who called the shooting of Bell and other police shootings the product of “a discriminatory mind, a prejudiced mind,” adding, “We have to admit [that] the problem is . . . institutional racism.”

A New York Times reporter, Cara Buckley, coyly echoed this inflammatory charge on Wednesday. In referring to the undercover officer who fired the first shots at the car, she says: “The officer’s fear, if that was what motivated him, was unfounded” (emphasis added). We will leave aside the spurious judgment that just because no gun was ultimately found on the car’s occupants, the officer’s fear of a gun was “unfounded.” The officer, after all, had heard Sean Bell say, “Let’s fuck him up,” and Bell’s friend, Joseph Guzman, respond, “Yo, get my gun.” That officer was then the target of an oncoming vehicle driven by Bell. The most offensive part of Buckley’s statement, though, is her suggestion that the officer might have been motivated by something other than fear—and what else could that be but racism or some kind of violent animus?

The New York Times, Al Vann, and other City Council hotheads such as Helen Foster notwithstanding, someone who believes that black lives are worth less than white lives is not going to put his own life at risk working in dangerous environments trying to get guns away from criminals.

4. “If you witnessed a crime, help the authorities solve it.” The police could probably lock away just about every dangerous thug roaming the streets if they got more cooperation from witnesses and people with knowledge of the crime. Instead, they often encounter a wall of hostile silence in minority communities. Bystanders sometimes deliberately block officers chasing a criminal. The stigma against helping the police—referred to derogatorily as “snitching”—is pervasive. “If you’re a snitch, people want to kill you,” a teen robber in a Brooklyn crime rehabilitation program that I observed this spring explained. Helping the police is seen as helping the enemy, defined in racial terms. Even black officers are part of the hated white establishment. “Black cops, I disrespect them. They sucking the white man,” asserted another juvenile delinquent in the Crown Heights rehab program.

Many law-abiding residents of crime-ridden neighborhoods buck this self-defeating social norm. They attend police-community council meetings in their local precinct month after month, learning about police initiatives, and they report anonymously on drug deals and vice hot spots. They are the eyes and ears of the department, and without their help, the NYPD might not have achieved the unmatched crime drop of the last decade. It would be astounding if any of the anti-police activists leading protests about the Sean Bell shooting had ever attended a precinct community meeting or offered to help the police solve crimes. Presumably, they have more important things to do than work to improve the quality of life in minority neighborhoods. Let the police take care of that. But even if the anti-cop activists can’t be bothered to give a few hours a month to fight crime, they could at least use their bully pulpit to call on others to share what they know about criminals and to help get violent offenders off the street before they injure more people and property. Instead, their opportunistic cop-bashing only increases the hatred of the police and the stigma against cooperating with them. As a result, more lives will be taken by cop-eluding barbarians.

5. “The NYPD and the criminal justice system investigate every police shooting with profound seriousness; they will not rest until the facts are uncovered and justice done.” The premise of the current grandstanding by “minority advocates” is that the authorities would shrug off the recent shooting without heat from the street. One thinks of the rooster in the fable, who believes that his crowing raises the sun. “Business will not go on as usual until we get justice for Sean Bell,” Sharpton said on Wednesday. It is not Sharpton and his cronies who are getting justice for Bell, however. The street agitators could all go home (sometimes, as in the case of Sharpton, to suburbia) and wait quietly for a resolution, and the system would proceed just as diligently to assign fault if fault was present and to hold any wrongdoers accountable.

Other publicity-hungry politicians are just as desperate to add their voices to the post-shooting hue and cry. New York Senators Chuck Schumer and Hillary Clinton issued a joint statement on Wednesday: “It is of the utmost importance that the investigating authorities, led by the Queens district attorney, conduct an aggressive, impartial investigation to ferret out the facts.” What do they think would have happened without this self-righteous piece of boilerplate? That the “investigating authorities” would have conducted a biased, half-hearted investigation?

Every time the anti-police lobby issues superfluous demands for a “full investigation” and threats of violence if “justice” is not done, they send the destructive message that the police are indifferent to the loss of life. Or worse: “I’m not asking my people to do anything passive anymore,” said City Councilman Charles Barron. “Don’t ask us to ask our people to be peaceful while they are being murdered. We’re not the only ones that can bleed.”

6. “Police officers make mistakes; tragically, those mistakes are sometimes deadly.” Perhaps Al Sharpton, Charles Barron, and Jesse Jackson have never made an error of judgment, except for Tawana Brawley and such like. Perhaps, too—though this is truly unlikely—they have had to confront the possibility that they are facing someone about to shoot them and in a split-second to decide whether to shoot first. Perhaps in such circumstances, they would never ever make the wrong decision. If so, perhaps they are justified in strutting around like beings of superhuman prescience and infallibility.

But most police officers are like other human beings: they do make mistakes. And because they are carrying lethal weapons, in order to counter the illegal firepower packed by lowlifes, very occasionally those mistakes take an innocent life. The Police Department works incessantly to make sure that its officers never make a fatal error. It tries to drill into officers reflexes that will guard against wrong split-second judgments. It constantly reviews its training and official procedures to improve those reflexes. But out in the field, even the best training can prove inadequate to the pressure and confusion of a possibly deadly encounter.

This is not to say that the public and elected officials should automatically excuse every police shooting—which they are obviously far from doing. But to presume that every mistaken shooting represents a system-wide failure is inaccurate and unrealistic. The New York Times darkly commands: “[T]he Police Department must . . . confront the fact that a disaster that everyone swore to prevent seven years ago has repeated itself in Queens.” But because cops are humans and therefore fallible, it is impossible to prevent every wrongful shooting—without emasculating the police entirely. The New York Times has itself made a few mistakes over the last seven years; perhaps it, too, needs to confront its persistent fallibility.

7. “The police concentrate their efforts in minority communities because that is where the crime is.” Race hustlers accuse the police of “racially profiling” and targeting minorities for unjustified police action. After showing up in New York for his time in the Sean Bell spotlight, Jesse Jackson announced: “Our criminal-justice system has broken down for black Americans and young black males. We’ve marched and marched, bled too profusely, and died too young. We must draw a line in the sand and fight back.”

Memo to Jackson: The police have a disproportionate number of interactions with blacks because blacks are committing a disproportionate number of crimes. That fact comes from the testimony of the victims of those crimes, themselves largely black, not from the police. In New York City, blacks committed 62 percent of all murders, *****, robberies, and assaults from 1998 to 2000, according to victim and witness identification, even though they make up only 25 percent of the city’s population. Whites committed 8 percent of those crimes over that period, though they are 28 percent of New York residents. These proportions have been stable for years and remain so today. It’s not the “criminal-justice system” that has broken down for young black males; it’s families and other sources of cultural support. Changing the subject and blaming the police just perpetuates the problem.

The furor over the Sean Bell shooting shows no sign of abating; if anything, the specious racial rhetoric is becoming more ugly and dangerous. To the extent that the exploitation of this tragic event makes the police think twice about engaging with possible criminals or turn a blind eye to crime in the ghetto (as was once the case), the most direct victims will be the hundreds of thousands of innocent, upstanding minority New Yorkers.

[wetandstickyjim]

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[J. PETERSON]

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[BroGonzo]

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[tstlkevanilla]

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[wetandstickyjim]

How many of us are there that actually listen to the show a second time in the afternoon?
I used to listen on the way to and then at work and then catch the replay since I wasn't up at 6AM. Hanging here was a nice way to pass the day. Lately I've been busy at a job I care about so I now record the entire show on my INNO and listen back to it and jump on here to hang with these fine degenerates when I can.

[tstlkevanilla]

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[Dr. Hoffman]

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[Dr. Hoffman]

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[tstlkevanilla]

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[Dr. Hoffman]

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