Black SWIM TEAM overcomes racism to win.....I shit you not

[JoeFromS.Jersey]

So, does anyone remember a few months ago when the boys were discussing the inspirational Black films that paint all white people as either racists or bumbling idiots? I think it's when that Oscar winner "Stomp the Yard" came out.

Anyway, I think Ant made a comment about how they've done everything they could possibly do, and what was next??? A swim movie or something?

Well...I present to you :

"Pride"

http://www.pridefilm.com/site.php


I wish I was kidding.....but I suppose it's nice to see a film about a group of innocent young black straight A students overcoming the evil white race to dominate in the sport of swimming.

[TheJerseyDevil]

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=63228&highlight=pride
Whats next, a movie about black people holding a job?

[sknight]

So, does anyone remember a few months ago when the boys were discussing the inspirational Black films that paint all white people as either racists or bumbling idiots? I think it's when that Oscar winner "Stomp the Yard" came out.

Anyway, I think Ant made a comment about how they've done everything they could possibly do, and what was next??? A swim movie or something?

Well...I present to you :

"Pride"

http://www.pridefilm.com/site.php


I wish I was kidding.....but I suppose it's nice to see a film about a group of innocent young black straight A students overcoming the evil white race to dominate in the sport of swimming.
How about they overcome density first? Density is keeping them down in water, not the white man.

[WhiskeyWhispers]

It really is the white man keeping them down and you all know it. It has nothing at all to do with:

- Having 5 kids before they are 18
- Not being a father to those 5 kids
- Buying gold teeth/rims/jewelry, instead of supporting those 5 kids
- The fact that if you are poor and have 5 kids, all you are doing is ensuring that at least the next two generations will remain in the ghetto
- Using the past as an excuse to fail, this being the only thing they teach those 5 kids

You crackers make me sick!!!!

[HockeyHelmet]

they can't swim

[ImSalty]

it's one thing for it to happen in real life, but how the fuck did they cast enough actors to fill a team??

[Hudson]

Again!? Fuck!
Ok, wise asses search Here http://usaswimming.org/usasweb/DesktopDefault.aspx
Look up Cullen Jones!

[IsThatATrain ?]

Naggers can't swim....they sink....

Anyone remember Smokin' Joe Frazier nearly drowning during the "Superstars" competition ?

They had to pull him out of the pool.

[VMS]

http://www.heraldsun.com/firstnews/37-831091.cfm

"a partial set of dentures, two of the teeth are gold, some of the teeth have a star pattern on them, and one of the front teeth has a golden "R" on it."??

But on a golf course? Tiger's not dead, is he?

[Earth2murf]

the brothers get this movie and we get the white rapper show...thanks Mtv

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Holy shit, I saw the preview for this the other day...I thought it was a joke. All I could think about was "African Rock Fish"

[FellowTraveler]

...ya take yer foot off their head!



(Car Crash Please)

[Freese]

Now if they could only overcome their addiction to getto ham...*sigh*

[abudabit]

Anyway, I think Ant made a comment about how they've done everything they could possibly do, and what was next??? A swim movie or something?

Well...I present to you :

"Pride"

http://www.pridefilm.com/site.php


Can some one please inform JoeFromS.Jersey that the whole reason Ant said that was because this film was coming out?

[patbattlefield]

since it stars Bernie Mac does that make it a comedy?

[Audi Mike]

i thought the schwoogie movie about "dancing gangs" and then roller skate crews was reaching an all time lame level apparently i had no clue what levels they could actually reach

this movie looks like it could fall under its so bad its entertaining type of moon kriket movie..

[handtruck]

You'd figure after all the times Cosby left his kids at the pool, they'd learn a few things, and apparently, they did.

[Chino Kapone]

whats next? a black golfer who breaks racial bariers to dominate the predominently white sport for years and years? sounds pretty unoriginal to me.

[wes mantooth]

I hope it was filmed at Tommy Lee's house.


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[Southern Fried Pest]

I didn't know they could swim, I thought they all just gathered at the shallow end in large masses, so nobody else could use the pool

[weeniewawa]

since it stars Bernie Mac does that make it a comedy?

no, that only means it will suck and lots of guilt ridden white people will go to it and think it is great:icon_conf

[Tell 'em Fred]

I didn't know they could swim, I thought they all just gathered at the shallow end in large masses, so nobody else could use the pool

Ha ha, the shallow end. Where all the nignogs stand around in their B-ball clothes and an oil rainbow around their legs.

[Wally1985]

I guess they couldnt make another movie about a group of black kids overcoming some racism/poverty/jail playing basketball or football and beating the white kids.

[Little Chuckie]

Oh how I wish the movie ends with a black buck not being able to resist his Mama's fried chicken only to cramp up in the water causing his team to loose.


BTW: Do watermelons float? If so that could make a great training sequence like the Rock-Chicken one; greased watermelons.

[DonTheTrucker]

I hope it was filmed at Tommy Lee's house.


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Please take a moment and reflect on this post and what makes it so genius.







Thank you.

[WOWmagnet]

Naggers can't swim....they sink....

Anyone remember Smokin' Joe Frazier nearly drowning during the "Superstars" competition ?



Not to mention "Amistad".


ding ding!

[Herbie Robinson]

This is Cool Runnings in the Spring and we all remember how great John Candy was in that role... and we remember the necissary naggers it took to make John Candy great and John Candy is not in this movie

[TreeFortRichard]

BTW: Do watermelons float? If so that could make a great training sequence like the Rock-Chicken one; greased watermelons.
They DO float...at summer camp we used to grease one up and play a sort of water polo with it...ummm a little homo ;)

[magnus420]

They DO float...at summer camp we used to grease one up and play a sort of water polo with it...ummm a little homo ;)

coming from you, we expect nothing less.. :action-sm

[Rich W.]

We caucasians suck. I am so ashamed.

I am heading to Bedford-Stuyvesant to apologize to the community.

[the far side]

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=63228&highlight=pride
Whats next, a movie about black people holding a job?
now that will be some great special effects to convince the public of that

[doviejamesdio]

guess none of you fools surf. couple of the baddess swimmers that ever were... larry bertlemen and buttons kaluhiokalani. anybody in this stupid chat world take a pipeline set on the head and live to talk about it. didn't think so..... now go back to your suburban prisons and swim in your pee pee tanks so you can practice your "stroke".

[Bunny™]

guess none of you fools surf. couple of the baddess swimmers that ever were... larry bertlemen and buttons kaluhiokalani. anybody in this stupid chat world take a pipeline set on the head and live to talk about it. didn't think so..... now go back to your suburban prisons and swim in your pee pee tanks so you can practice your "stroke".

Witty post...welcome to Wackbag, buoy fan.

Here's a wittier post.

"Where was the finish line, at the bottom of the pool?"

[BIV]

Whats next, a movie about black people holding a job?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0454921/

[Wally1985]

I guess a movie about an all black hockey team is going to be next. Overcoming the struggle of the man on ice.

[NuttyJim]

get ready for when Sparkling Wiggles and the Amazing Watery Grave Adventure comes out for the kiddies! These Sparkling Wiggles do everything from stealing hubcaps to robbing and beating 101 year old women...it's amazing!

[Snapman]

since it stars Bernie Mac does that make it a comedy?

No.

It makes it a tragedy.

[Hudson]

Funny, This weekend I saw several Black Swimmers, many placed in the top three in a national level meet. Also, a few were from Alaska! Breaking stereotypes oh no!
And I liked the movie!

[wes mantooth]

Funny, This weekend I saw several Black Swimmers, many placed in the top three in a national level meet. Also, a few were from Alaska!


Did they use baleen for floats?


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[Hudson]

huh, they won't play the movie here cause it is a "black" movie.

[mendozathejew]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r138/vedderko/danny-bennett_jr-palmer_1.gif

does this ease our racial anger?

[augiep38]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r138/vedderko/danny-bennett_jr-palmer_1.gif



awesome :clap:

[WOWmagnet]

huh, they won't play the movie here cause it is a "black" movie.

And by "here" do you mean your house?

[tar_baby]

im sure its been said but..."they can swim?"