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fuckmyass
03-20-2007, 11:19 PM
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Why did they only count 500,000 nig@gers at the million man march?
They forgot to look in the trees.
Warfarer
03-20-2007, 11:32 PM
A 6'7, 320 lb nagger walks into a bar. He walks right up to a white guy and screams, "I is big and black and I love to fuck white women! Anyone have a problem with that?" The white guy gets up and leaves immediately.
He walks right up to a Chinese guy and screams, "I is big and black and I love to fuck white women! Anyone have a problem with that?" The white guy gets up and leaves immediately.
He walks right up to a Polish guy and screams, "I is big and black and I love to fuck white women! Anyone have a problem with that?" The Polish looks at him and kind of laughs and says, "I don't blame you, I wouldn't fuck a nagger either."
What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic!
What do you call a ****** with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
Why do more ******* get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars
Freese
03-20-2007, 11:36 PM
How do you stop naggers from hanging around the front yard?
Hang 'em in the back...
What's long black and smelly?
The welfare line...
How do you stop a nagger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head...
How many naggers does it take to pave your driveway?
5 if you slice them real thin...
What's the most common thing said to a black man?
Will the defendant please rise...
bethm1b
03-20-2007, 11:43 PM
What's the difference between a dog run over in the street and a NiGG@R run over in the street? .. .- There are skid marks leading up to the dog!
robertkeys
03-20-2007, 11:49 PM
what do you call a black guy in your house at night?
a good friend enjoying a nice party
SpamChunks
03-21-2007, 12:23 AM
why are police dogs always licking their ass's?
to get the taste of nagger out of their mouth's
why do naggers smell so bad?
so the blind can hate em too
What 2 things were missing from the million man march?
Shackles and an auctioneer.
Dicktator
03-21-2007, 07:05 AM
Why don't you hit a ****** on a bike.
It might be your bike.
Dopie Opie
03-21-2007, 08:43 AM
A chinaman walks into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says " Get me a jigger n*gger"
The bartender is slightly taken aback and starts to lecture
the chinaman.
He says "Being a minority you should be more senstive to
the plight of the African American"
The chinaman smiles and repeats "get me a jigger n*gger"
The bartender comes out from behind the bar and says
"lets reverse roles and see how you like it"
The chinaman says sure and gets behind the bar.
The black man walks in and says "Get me a drink, Chink"
The chinaman smiles and says
"Sorry we don't serve n*ggers"
VirusInNH
03-21-2007, 09:26 AM
What do you call two black kids in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
fuckmyass
03-21-2007, 09:45 AM
What do 500,000 dykes and 500,000 people from the million man march have in common.
1,000,000 people that don't do DICK!
bethm1b
03-21-2007, 10:31 AM
Why don't ******* take aspirin?..................They're too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle.
bethm1b
03-21-2007, 10:32 AM
"Ya put the good cotton here, Ya put the bad cotton dare"
Halo Five
03-21-2007, 10:35 AM
3/5
fuckmyass
03-21-2007, 03:50 PM
what do you call a black guy in your house at night?
a good friend enjoying a nice party
Then you wake up in the morning and your watch and VCR are missing.
fuckmyass
03-21-2007, 03:52 PM
Why are more and more coons moving to China?
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There is a whole lot of room on the great wall waiting to be written on.
Voss's Tumor
03-21-2007, 06:03 PM
Why are more and more coons moving to China?
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There is a whole lot of room on the great wall waiting to be written on.
When Negro Horse rocks he rocks a fat ass
When Negro Horse rocks he rocks a fat ass
Southtown
03-21-2007, 06:48 PM
Two naggers are walking down the street and they come up to a building with a sign that says "Become white,only $.99!!". So they check their pockets and one has $.98,and the other has a dollar. So the one SW says to the other "You go in first,and when you come out,give me the penny and we both can be white". So the one goes and comes back out white. The guy goes to the newly white guy "Alright give me the penny" and the guy says "GET A JOB NAGGER!!!"
Chin nuts
03-21-2007, 09:05 PM
Q: What’s long and hard on a black man?
A: The first grade
Q: Why are there no trees in Harlem?
A: Let the bastards walk to the liquor store.
Q. Why are black people so fast?
A. All the slow ones are in jail.
Q: What do you say when your TV starts floating in the middle of the night?
A: Drop it N*gger.
Q: What do you do when you see a black guy hopping around on one leg?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
Q: What do you call a black man with no women, weapons or drugs?
A: An Inmate.
Q: What is the main difference between a working black person and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?
A: A bench can support a family!!!
Q: What’s the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
Q: What does FUBU stand for?
A: Farmers Used to Beat Us
Q: Why do n*ggers stink?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
A: He doesn't know he's black.
Q: Why do n*ggers have flat noses?
A: That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.
Q: What's the difference between a n*gger and a letter?
A: You can send a letter back to where it came from.
Q: How is a n*gger like a broken gun?
A: It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
-How do you hide something from a black person?
Put it in a book.
-How are they going to improve the transportation in Harlem?
Move the trees closer together.
-How do you get a black person out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
- What do black people and soda machines have in common?
They always take your money and never work.
Warfarer
03-21-2007, 09:18 PM
Q: What’s the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
I believe this is my favorite one so far, I have no idea why but it is...
Southtown
03-21-2007, 10:31 PM
-Whats the black version of the Fortune Cookie?
A piece of cornbread with a food stamp in the middle.
-Why can Stevie Wonder read?
Because hes black
kloraferm
03-21-2007, 10:41 PM
-Why can Stevie Wonder read?
Because hes black
That joke doesn't work unless you use the right word, Archie. :icon_roll
ih8Uboo-boo
03-21-2007, 11:26 PM
Why are more and more coons moving to China?
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There is a whole lot of room on the great wall waiting to be written on.
Broke into the Funny Department for that one did ya???
Southtown
03-22-2007, 12:33 AM
That joke doesn't work unless you use the right word, Archie. :icon_roll
OOPS. Unfortunetly I cant edit it.
-What do you call a rich,successful black Doctor?
A Nagger
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