Wanna fuck with Dice tonight?

[Captain_Spaulding]

FYI Here is the latest bulletin from Dice's MySpace. Enjoy! I am sure some of you may want to ask about solving relationship problems manno to manno:
(Tape it if you do mess with him)

The Diceman will be a guest on Loveline this Thursday March 22nd, 2007 at 10pm.

You got relationship problems? Call Relationship Expert Dr. Dice this Thursday at (310) 840-4124.

Ask him about his fucking MySpace Blog while you're at it!

[shittingmidget]

Wasn't Thursday the 22nd at 10pm 4 hours ago?

Do you mean tonight Friday the 23rd?

[Captain_Spaulding]

I think that show is out of Los Angeles in which case it is live right now.

[nneptune]

uh-oh.
I sees me a problem here...

[Captain_Spaulding]

uh-oh.
I sees me a problem here...

:huh: What?

[NorfCal]

live stream @ www.kroq.com

[HockeyHelmet]

I don't hear dice?

[Captain_Spaulding]

Good man NorfCal...sick balls boys.

Perhaps Greg should call and ask how to handle a friend (named Andrew) that may have gay tendencies but has alienated him as a friend because he hates his sexuality.

[Awful Me]

Spy Report: Threads Failing in your area? Will tell ya, at 11.

[Captain_Spaulding]

Wow...he is a laugh riot.

[shittingmidget]

God damn it I was going to go to bed and now I have some trouble to make. I'll see if I can come up with something special for old dicey dice

[Captain_Spaulding]

I cant make any calls due to noise constraints so i will now sit back and wait for the goodness after the break.

[HockeyHelmet]

hmmmm

[alclark]

If you can't stay up tonight to listen, hopefully the entire show will be up here (http://www.westwoodone.com/pg/jsp/loveline/tonightarchive.jsp) sometime tomorrow for your listening pleasure.

[HockeyHelmet]

Is what they are streaming from 923freefm from another show?

[BaLZaC~308]

someone record the show so if you guys get a call on we can all enjoy

[shittingmidget]

All that I have now is the CARS when does it start I thought you said 10 pacific Isn't that now?

[NorfCal]

As a former resident of SoCal I'm glad to have this station to listen to again. I'm not gonna call in, but I hope someone is recording it to catch any Dice tomfoolery.

[HockeyHelmet]

lol what ny has streaming and what kroq has streaming is different

[Captain_Spaulding]

they just came back from break midget.

Someone should ask about the waitress in houston.

[HockeyHelmet]

someone call up and get a wackbag in there...like I wack my bag etc...lol

[BaLZaC~308]

dice isnt on on 923 in ny

[HockeyHelmet]

dice isnt on on 923 in ny

Yea I just figured that out thats why I am listening to the stream from Cali...I bet that ass hat requested not to be on in NY lol

[fuckwit]

dice doesnt even know what show hes on

dice: anal bleeding? i dont get it why are they calling you with this?

[alclark]

Yea I just figured that out thats why I am listening to the stream from Cali...I bet that ass hat requested not to be on in NY lol

I think that the ny feed is a one-day delay considering that it starts 12am eastern time on 92.3, and the live show starts 10pm pacific on kroq (1am -3 eastern)

edit: if this is true, then the dice show will be played either friday night/sat morning or sunday night/monday morning depending on 92.3's schedule

in other words, none of that matters if we can't get past the phone screeners

[HockeyHelmet]

good point sir good point

[Captain_Spaulding]

I love how he said he started Dice by having no material...looks like he has come full circle.

[HockeyHelmet]

Gonna call in...any ideas for names?

[GDRC]

Eric Nagel

[shittingmidget]

I'm listening to the ny feed and confirmed...one day behind. It's funny because they just mentioned Dice and said that he's the "biggest commedian" but "dissappeared" They also said something to the effect that they won't be bringing that up when he's in.

[Captain_Spaulding]

listen online and you will be caught up...hopefully a certain bear gets through.

[shittingmidget]

Damn I can't do this overnight attack. I have to get up in the morning and drive 400 miles tomorrow. I hope the boys mention this tomorrow if anyone gets any good strikes in

Good night boys

[Captain_Spaulding]

Awe his poems were a result of theft from Howie Mandel.

[alclark]

dice admits to ripping off his dirty nursery rhymes bit from howie mandel? we'll tell you at 11, or 2am

edit: damn, beat me by seconds

[HockeyHelmet]

Awe his poems were a result of theft from Howie Mandel.

Look who's laughing now..Deal or No Deal?


Fuck did they dump out of someone?

[GDRC]

Kroq's website stinks

[fuckwit]

Awe his poems were a result of theft from Howie Mandel.

that was priceless

[Captain_Spaulding]

They did dump but not sure what...they must be on a super long delay so you may have to be somewhat serious for a while and then drop the bomb...anyone know how long their delay is?

Or maybe mass calling is the answer so they can't take any calls.

[Captain_Spaulding]

that was priceless

Thank you sir!

Andrew Dice Mencia

[HockeyHelmet]

No I say suddle stuff....just drop a few references here and there would be funnier

[fuckwit]

They did dump but not sure what...they must be on a super long delay so you may have to be somewhat serious for a while and then drop the bomb...anyone know how long their delay is?

Or maybe mass calling is the answer so they can't take any calls.

i think they dumped out once already yeh

[HockeyHelmet]

uh oh...its Angry Dice

Edit:: Dice has a walking hole with him..oh Andrew

[Captain_Spaulding]

oh my god ...is this...could it be...

[HockeyHelmet]

oh please let me get on so I can talk about how my g/fs uncle paul fondeled her as a child

[alclark]

quickly back to delusional dice and his giants stadium bs

[HockeyHelmet]

Look what I do now

[GDRC]

Giants Stadium :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :haha7: :haha7:

[BaLZaC~308]

please tell me someone is getting this for me to listen to later

[HockeyHelmet]

WTF hes not into comedy?

[Captain_Spaulding]

nope it's not

Dice isn't in to stand up...unless he is stealing it.

[GDRC]

Don't mention your greatest opener ever, Lil Jimmy Norton.

[HockeyHelmet]

oh here we go

this guys a faggot

[Captain_Spaulding]

I wonder if he is bigger than anyone who used to open for him.

[alclark]

this in-ter-net thing, its crazy

[GDRC]

They go nuts because the show is fucking awful and they don't know why they paid for this shit.

[HockeyHelmet]

Some times you gotta put yourself out there

[HockeyHelmet]

am I the only one on hold?

[GDRC]

What did you call in with?

[Captain_Spaulding]

lol...goodie goodie goodie
be subtle man they will dump out for sure.

[alclark]

ugg stop wasting time with these crappy calls and take a pest already

[Captain_Spaulding]

Hockey...when you get on let us know your name

Please tell me its mike

[HockeyHelmet]

What did you call in with?


g/f prefers oral and not intercorse because and that she was malested by her uncle as a child...is there a link and anyway to change that

[Captain_Spaulding]

OnA are gonna love this audio...what a jiz mopper.

[HockeyHelmet]

btw who ever posted (310) 840-4124 i think is wrong i called form house phone to get on hold twice and some dude answered all pissed off

[Captain_Spaulding]

fuck...i wish I could call in...I think the question about solving relationship conflicts man to man would absolutely not get dumped until Dice realized it was too late.

[GDRC]

1 800 love 191

[HockeyHelmet]

yea but who posted that number lol...im on hold from 1800 but i called the other number in the thread and some guy said peopel have been callign me all night man dont call again lol

[Captain_Spaulding]

that 310 number was posted on Dice's MySpace bulletin.

http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=3065655856&MyToken=94f18c95-97a7-4269-aed9-fb3d8795353e

[GDRC]

yea but who posted that number lol...im on hold from 1800 but i called the other number in the thread and some guy said peopel have been callign me all night man dont call again lol
Ha that's great.

[NorfCal]

I hope you dummies realize they are most likely monitoring this thread :rolleyes:

[GDRC]

Number is busy

[GDRC]

I hope you dummies realize they are most likely monitoring this thread :rolleyes:
good for them

[Captain_Spaulding]

Maybe...maybe not...do you really think the loveline guys are monitoring since I didn't even post this thread until after the show started?

and yes I am a dummy

[Captain_Spaulding]

lol he only has 4k friends...1500 as of 3 weeks ago if I remember right. What a marketing genius, a regular Dane Cook.

[Captain_Spaulding]

tucson representing...please be a pest.

[GDRC]

I bet Dice loves the black cock.

[HockeyHelmet]

tucson representing...please be a pest.

Swing...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd a miss

[HockeyHelmet]

i think im gonna block my number and just fuck with the number that was posted in this thread of who ever picks up

[Captain_Spaulding]

:icon_sad:
just one for fuck's sake.

[GDRC]

The number is busy.

[Captain_Spaulding]

i think im gonna block my number and just fuck with the number that was posted in this thread of who ever picks up


LOL
let them know that Dice posted their phone number on myspace and he says they're a faggot.

[HockeyHelmet]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KK....the cunt on the line picked up and said sorry where not taking calls on your topic tonight could you please call back tomorow

[HockeyHelmet]

THATS WHY mother fucker...that last caller fucked me

[alclark]

theyre watching us

hi loveline phone screeners :action-sm

[Captain_Spaulding]

get back in line fucker!

[GDRC]

Still fucking busy

[Captain_Spaulding]

I wish I had seen this earlier so I could have pm'd everyone and organized a covert structured action.

[HockeyHelmet]

fuck..at least the 310 number isn't busy

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

busy

[Plunkies]

theyre watching us

hi loveline phone screeners :action-sm

How would they trace a bunch of random phone calls to this thread?

[Captain_Spaulding]

fuck..at least the 310 number isn't busy
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Tape that call for us.

[alclark]

How would they trace a bunch of random phone calls to this thread?

i was referring to hockeyhelmet getting hung up on

[HockeyHelmet]

bah the cunt hung up on me again...wanted to ask dice how it felt to sell out the olive garden twice

[Captain_Spaulding]

best try digging in to your wacky voice tool box. :)

[Plunkies]

i was referring to hockeyhelmet getting hung up on

Oh. Thought we were up against some kind of ex-CIA, super duper phone screening experts or something.

[Captain_Spaulding]

Maybe they are using ECHELON to track us.

[GDRC]

Fuck every time I have tried I get the busy signal.

[tmbrwn]

whens this over?

[GDRC]

Haha Dice can not afford a shitty hotel porn.

[HockeyHelmet]

Fuck every time I have tried I get the busy signal.

redial? i just keep hitting end send on my cell

[HockeyHelmet]

ramone wants to know about giant stadium and Greg from Huntington wants to know what his favorite comedy club is...please stand by

[alclark]

even if we dont get into the main show, at least the 310 guy will be pissed off at dice

[fuckwit]

wow this johnny guy is a dumbass

[Plunkies]

How do I listen to the show?

Edit: Nevermind

[GDRC]

kroq.com

[tmbrwn]

did they stop taking calls at the 310 number?

[alclark]

How do I listen to the show?

www.kroq.com

but, theres no point since the shows about to end and i doubt there will be anymore calls tonight

[tmbrwn]

oh nvm its over

[GDRC]

Now i finally get through and the phone rings for 5 minutes.

[HockeyHelmet]

i dont think they ever took calls at 310...for god sakes the guy on my brothers cell just found out he is HIV positive....get me the fuck on

Is Don on the phone?

[Captain_Spaulding]

fuck...ok boys I think it is time for me to tap out. Too bad they don't take more callers.

[Plunkies]

www.kroq.com

but, theres no point since the shows about to end and i doubt there will be anymore calls tonight

Yeah I couldn't get through anyway.

That sucks. I wanted to ask what I should do about my girlfriend. I think my best friend is in love with her. Normally I'd handle this kind of thing man to man, but every time I go to talk to him I inexplicably collapse to the floor and curl up in the fetal position. Maybe Dice could have helped me :(

[Captain_Spaulding]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene.

[GDRC]

Yeah I couldn't get through anyway.

That sucks. I wanted to ask what I should do about my girlfriend. I think my best friend is in love with her. Normally I'd handle this kind of thing man to man, but every time I go to talk to him I inexplicably collapse to the floor and curl up in the fetal position. Maybe Dice could have helped me :(
:haha7:

[HockeyHelmet]

They got some tape and some bow for wrapping this thing up

[HockeyHelmet]

yuck...nap time got work in 3 hours

[alclark]

maybe that dumped portion will show up in the downloadable show, and we can see if it was someone who pissed off dice
*fingers crossed*

[Captain_Spaulding]

Anyone know if the boys mentioned this on the show today? I haven't listened to the show yet.

[HockeyHelmet]

its in worst/best of

[Dr. Hoffman]

Anyone know if the boys mentioned this on the show today? I haven't listened to the show yet.

Today is a worst of.

[Captain_Spaulding]

Oh man...where did they go?

[Captain_Spaulding]

the dice audio is up on the loveline site. Anyone check it for that dumped caller yet?

[alclark]

At 26:18 in the audio, George (29 y.o.) calls in
George: I just want to talk to andrew dice clay (adc)
adc: yeah I'm here george
George: i was wondering about your giants stadium show, how do you plan on selling it out and if opie...
<dump silence for about 2 seconds>
adc: opie from the anthony show?
host (striker?): are you guys friends or not friends these days?
adc: I'm really not talking to them but I'd rather the story be told when...I got a book thats gonna come out and it tells...it's an autobiography so there is some stuff on them, you know, that kind of thing
then striker asks about the show blah blah blah

keep listening if you can stand dice's bs for exactly how he is gonna "sell out" giants stadium

so it looks like dice is gonna tell the "real" story is his book, yay

At 32:16 he brings up how "Anthony's "biggest" impression is doing me [dice], thats what he does phenomenally, you know what i mean, and i take that as a complete compliment no matter how he does it, but he does it constantly because of the effect dice has on America"

sounds like tyra to me, bringing it back to himself

another audio point of interest is at 47:16 when striker asks about the dirty nursery rhyme bit and how that got started

[Longinus]

The only thing Dice-man could sell out is a roach motel. Washed-up hack needs to go jump into a dumpster and stay there. His career will be waiting for him in there.

[Captain_Spaulding]

The only thing Dice-man could sell out is a roach motel. Washed-up hack needs to go jump into a dumpster and stay there. His career will be waiting for him in there.

Will it?

[Captain_Spaulding]

At 26:18 in the audio, George (29 y.o.) calls in
George: I just want to talk to andrew dice clay (adc)
adc: yeah I'm here george
George: i was wondering about your giants stadium show, how do you plan on selling it out and if opie...
<dump silence for about 2 seconds>
adc: opie from the anthony show?
host (striker?): are you guys friends or not friends these days?
adc: I'm really not talking to them but I'd rather the story be told when...I got a book thats gonna come out and it tells...it's an autobiography so there is some stuff on them, you know, that kind of thing
then striker asks about the show blah blah blah

keep listening if you can stand dice's bs for exactly how he is gonna "sell out" giants stadium

so it looks like dice is gonna tell the "real" story is his book, yay

At 32:16 he brings up how "Anthony's "biggest" impression is doing me [dice], thats what he does phenomenally, you know what i mean, and i take that as a complete compliment no matter how he does it, but he does it constantly because of the effect dice has on America"

sounds like tyra to me, bringing it back to himself

another audio point of interest is at 47:16 when striker asks about the dirty nursery rhyme bit and how that got started

Well done sir! Nice to have another record of that shitdicks fear. I can't wait for the book :icon_bigg

I wonder if there is a literary equivalent to the immediate hang up.

[Chaotic1]

I'm sure that they immediate hang up on his part will be misconstrued by him saying that he was hung up on because " nobody wants to hear the "truth""

[Captain_Spaulding]

Not quite what I was getting at.

[Hog's Big Ben]

At 26:18 in the audio, George (29 y.o.) calls in
George: I just want to talk to andrew dice clay (adc)
adc: yeah I'm here george
George: i was wondering about your giants stadium show, how do you plan on selling it out and if opie...
<dump silence for about 2 seconds>
adc: opie from the anthony show?
host (striker?): are you guys friends or not friends these days?
adc: I'm really not talking to them but I'd rather the story be told when...I got a book thats gonna come out and it tells...it's an autobiography so there is some stuff on them, you know, that kind of thing
then striker asks about the show blah blah blah

keep listening if you can stand dice's bs for exactly how he is gonna "sell out" giants stadium

so it looks like dice is gonna tell the "real" story is his book, yay

At 32:16 he brings up how "Anthony's "biggest" impression is doing me [dice], thats what he does phenomenally, you know what i mean, and i take that as a complete compliment no matter how he does it, but he does it constantly because of the effect dice has on America"

sounds like tyra to me, bringing it back to himself

another audio point of interest is at 47:16 when striker asks about the dirty nursery rhyme bit and how that got started


What a total scumbag piece of shit he is. His excuse for not talking about them on that goofy Myspace picture is that he doesn't have the time to help rebuild O&A (or should I say O of 'The A Show' :D)...but he's using them to help build sales of his guaranteed-to-suck book. I could see if it was a one-time mention, but he refused to talk about it on Wease's show because it will be "in the book" and he did it again with Dr. Drew.

WHO'S USING WHO, DICE? YOU BLOATED FUCKING PUSSY!

[masterpoo]

I have done the deed.

MP

[alclark]

just in case you dont want to download the entire show, dice said that he plans to give tickets for his giants stadium show to all of the men and women serving in our armed forces, which obviously is a publicity stunt just to get his aging name in page 20 of some newspaper so he can sell over 10 copies of his book

[Captain_Spaulding]

just in case you dont want to download the entire show, dice said that he plans to give tickets for his giants stadium show to all of the men and women serving in our armed forces, which obviously is a publicity stunt just to get his aging name in page 20 of some newspaper so he can sell over 10 copies of his book

Jesus...wonder what that's gonna do for the moral of the troops. Next thing you know they're all gonna gain 100 pounds and start stealing orders from other soldiers.

[Rackrunner]

just in case you dont want to download the entire show, dice said that he plans to give tickets for his giants stadium show to all of the men and women serving in our armed forces, which obviously is a publicity stunt just to get his aging name in page 20 of some newspaper so he can sell over 10 copies of his bookSo...If he gives a bunch of tickets to the serving military guys and girls, while nice, does it really count as a sold out crowd? At least half the crowd would be military taking advantage of the "generosity" bestowed upon them by Dice.

[MadMex07]

just in case you dont want to download the entire show, dice said that he plans to give tickets for his giants stadium show to all of the men and women serving in our armed forces, which obviously is a publicity stunt just to get his aging name in page 20 of some newspaper so he can sell over 10 copies of his book


Doesn't Dice know that the Army-Navy game is played in Philly?

[Captain_Spaulding]

I hope Opie actually sues Dice for defamation and wins...how fucking funny would that be. What a douche.