Fat people are growing....um...

[BIV]

Metro News:

>>Study Indicates Severely Obese Americans Increasing
(Washington, DC) -- People who are 100 pounds or more overweight are the fastest-growing group of overweight people in the U.S. Researchers say the proportion of the severely obese was 50-percent higher in 2005 than it had been in 2000. Roland Sturm, an economist at Rand Corporation, a nonprofit research institute, says the rise in the use of bariatric or weight loss surgery has made no noticeable dent in the trend of morbid obesity. The research will be published later this year in the journal "Public Health."

Great, 50-percent more fat people every five years. It's like carbon dating in reverse.

[DoucheMeister]

At least Fatty-Pig-Fatty will have more contestants in the future.

[crippledalbino]

The real problem, as I see it, is the society's fixation on Anti-Darwinism. In order for a species to survive, the weak ones are killed off and bred out, and the strong continue to pass the stronger/adaptive genes down to the successive generations.

But the weak, the stupid, the cowardly, the fat, the ugly, the retarded, the Canadian... They're all not just surviving, but they're thriving in our whining litigious society. I understand helping people in time of need, but the fatties that can't regulate themselves until someone comes and tears a wall down to pull their grease-fire flesh-tubs from the bed need to be left in bed.

"You can't get out of bed? Good. Do some fucking sit-ups and lay off the bacon-cheeseburgers' and you might be able to get out of bed tomorrow."

We're becoming (have become?) a nation of whining, pathetic weaklings. Instead of standing up for ourselves, we litigate, suing at the drop of a hat. Fat people are getting fatter because society and media and lawyers and doctors are not only enabling it, they're encouraging it.

Fuck fat people. Do a fucking leg-lift, flesh bag.

[Hoagie]

HAHA We're taking over the world. Deal with it.

[crippledalbino]

HAHA We're taking over the world. Deal with it.

...oh.
Well, since you put it that way, okay.
Heh.

No, but listen. I'm a big guy. I'm not exactly a svelte, strapping, six-pack endowed piece of euro-trash. But Jesus Fuck, I'm fucking tired of people not standing up for themselves. If you're fat, and you enjoy being fat, then don't fucking whine about it. If you're fat, and want to be thin, then lay off the Bacon Cheeseburger. If you're black, and you're offended by a stupid joke, then make a joke that's going to offend me in the same way.

(I can't help you if you're black and don't want to be black. Unless Michael Jackson has the secret that involves trading your nose for white skin and a chance to get into some tighty-whities, I don't think it's been invented yet.)

[Three Hole Puncher]

HAHA We're taking over the world. Deal with it.

I'm dealing with it. I just avoid the bovine humanoids. It's pretty easy to do...

-I stay home and watch movies with my(slim and fit) family. Movie theaters are like warehouses of obesity.

-I avoid elevators, and take the stairs when possible. There are never any fatty fat fats in the stairwells. Elevators are blubber magnets.

-I exercise outdoors. I hike in the mountains. I've never seen a fat slob at an altitude above 1000 ft.

-I avoid the preferred eating troughs of the bloated... Chilis, TGI Fridays, etc... You rarely see whales in sushi restaurants... unless it's on the menu.

-I run races... 5Ks, 10Ks, half marathons, etc... I love those things because it's like a Porker-free zone. Hundreds of people, all fit, in shape... chicks looking hot in spandex... as opposed to fat broads in spandex...barf. Sure... you'll get the odd fatty working the clocks, but otherwise, it's like paradise.

-I run... great big fat persons are slow, and they can't catch up.

It's easy to avoid fatsos, if you have a good strategy.

[Hoagie]

But Jesus Fuck, I'm fucking tired of people not standing up for themselves. If you're fat, and you enjoy being fat, then don't fucking whine about it.Seems to me that there are less fat people whining about being fat then there are skinny people whining about fat people being fat. Maybe everyone should stop focusing weight and spend some of the time and resources on advancing cancer treatments or curing AIDS or something.

It's easy to avoid fatsos, if you have a good strategy.Good. I'm glad you have a good strategy for avoiding fatsos. I don't need a strategy for avoiding skinny people. I can just run them over.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Seems to me that there are less fat people whining about being fat then there are skinny people whining about fat people being fat. Maybe everyone should stop focusing weight and spend some of the time and resources on advancing cancer treatments or curing AIDS or something.

I would much rather sit next to an AIDS patient, or a cancer patient on an airplane. At least then I wouldn't have sit for hours with some manatee's repulsive meat apron blobbing up against me whenever the plain hits a pocket of turbulence. Plenty of elbow room when you're next to an AIDS patient.

Good. I'm glad you have a good strategy for avoiding fatsos. I don't need a strategy for avoiding skinny people. I can just run them over.

You don't scare me... I can outrun your Rascal scooter.

[Hoagie]

I would much rather sit next to an AIDS patient, or a cancer patient on an airplane. At least then I wouldn't have sit for hours with some manatee's repulsive meat apron blobbing up against me whenever the plain hits a pocket of turbulence. Plenty of elbow room when you're next to an AIDS patient.Yeah I guess that sucks...for you.

You don't scare me... I can outrun your Rascal scooter.Yes you can outrun me. But I don't have to run from you. Again, sucks to be you.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Yeah I guess that sucks...for you.

Yes you can outrun me. But I don't have to run from you. Again, sucks to be you.

You don't have to run? Wait... are you one of those hefty fellahs who thinks that ponderous bulk somehow magically equates to formidable fighting skills?

Oh, sorry... that's a myth. Didn't you get the memo?

It's true that you won't run from a fight... because you can't run... from a fight.