MrUgly
04-10-2007, 03:02 PM
People of Wackbag:
It has come to my attention that Don Imus of the Imus in the morning radio show made some offensive remarks towards the Rutgers University Womens Basketball team. I understand that Mr. Imus jokingly called the team, "nappy-headed hoes." As the only man of color here at Wackbag, my people have given me the task of delivering this message: The African-American, Caribbean-American and all other people with ancestry linked to Africa who currently live in this country, officially declare absolute war on all citizens of this country that can be classified as "White". This declaration has been reached after long in-house discussions and entails the following actions:
1. the immediate seizure of all Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, and other albums of black artists deemed appropriate by White people.
2. the renaming of Basketball and Football to "Slam-Ball" and "Nubian Rugby". We feel this is necessary since we dominate in these two sports and are the only reasons why people watch them anymore. (I mean seriously, are you trying to see a dunk contest or the 3 point competition that some unknown European player always seems to win. But, I digress.)
3. we will crowd every major cities subway cars, elevators, and buses, armed with 1980's boom boxes that will blast the entire Al Green musical catalog. We feel this will make our presence known.
4. we also feel it is necessary to carve Bill Clinton's face into Mt. Rushmore as he is the blackest president we have had so far.
More strategical operations are in the works, and some are happening now that I am not allowed to speak of. May you racist bastards feel the wrath that you yourselves have brought upon yourselves. Our superior planning guarantees a swift victory (and hopefully, this victory can come about before this weekend. TVOne has a Good-Times marathon scheduled from Saturday to Sunday morning.)
<center>Jay-Z<br>"The Takeover"<br><embed> src="http://www.zshare.net/audio/takeover-instrumental-mp3"autostart="true" loop="true" width="0" height="0"></embed></center>
It has come to my attention that Don Imus of the Imus in the morning radio show made some offensive remarks towards the Rutgers University Womens Basketball team. I understand that Mr. Imus jokingly called the team, "nappy-headed hoes." As the only man of color here at Wackbag, my people have given me the task of delivering this message: The African-American, Caribbean-American and all other people with ancestry linked to Africa who currently live in this country, officially declare absolute war on all citizens of this country that can be classified as "White". This declaration has been reached after long in-house discussions and entails the following actions:
1. the immediate seizure of all Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, and other albums of black artists deemed appropriate by White people.
2. the renaming of Basketball and Football to "Slam-Ball" and "Nubian Rugby". We feel this is necessary since we dominate in these two sports and are the only reasons why people watch them anymore. (I mean seriously, are you trying to see a dunk contest or the 3 point competition that some unknown European player always seems to win. But, I digress.)
3. we will crowd every major cities subway cars, elevators, and buses, armed with 1980's boom boxes that will blast the entire Al Green musical catalog. We feel this will make our presence known.
4. we also feel it is necessary to carve Bill Clinton's face into Mt. Rushmore as he is the blackest president we have had so far.
More strategical operations are in the works, and some are happening now that I am not allowed to speak of. May you racist bastards feel the wrath that you yourselves have brought upon yourselves. Our superior planning guarantees a swift victory (and hopefully, this victory can come about before this weekend. TVOne has a Good-Times marathon scheduled from Saturday to Sunday morning.)
<center>Jay-Z<br>"The Takeover"<br><embed> src="http://www.zshare.net/audio/takeover-instrumental-mp3"autostart="true" loop="true" width="0" height="0"></embed></center>