All Kid Touchers Please Read

[DIRTY_HARRY]

I learned that the guy that wrote the time artical is a dumbass.........

[MAVRIC305]

I learned the phrase "Ant's in my pants" can never be used again, without people thinking of Anthony Cumia down the pants of a 13 year old girl. Although I learned that months ago, the world learned it yesterday. Thanks to Joel Stein.