A New Low

[ruckstande]

Check this shit out. This was in my hotmail account which I never use.
From : SGT. KENNETH BUFF <ppaulwiz>
Reply-To : sgt_kbuff1969@yahoo.com.hk
Sent : Sunday, May 20, 2007 9:34 PM
Subject : Mail From Sgt. Kenneth Buff (Reply For More Details)


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Dear Sir/Ma,

My name is Sgt Kenneth Buff, I am an American soldier who
served in Iraq before i was posted to Kuwait March,2004. I have a
business partnership i will like to propose to you if you will be able
to handle it as it involve a the sum of US$24,000,000 (Twenty Four
Million US Dollars).
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?
xml=/news/2003/04/27/waziz227.xml

Well, this money was part of the
money we found in Iraq while we were on an intense search for Saddam
Hussein in Iraq. It was the greatest surprise of my life when we found
such a huge amount of money all in cash and myself and some of my
collegue that found it were shocked and we quickly moved some of the
found boxes to a safe place and the rest was declared to the authority.

I will forward you with more details soonest i receive a mail of
interest from you. We look forward to a successful partnership with
you.

Sgt.Kenneth Buff
1st Armored Division in Iraq
US ARMY
NB:PLEASE
RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL ADDRESS AS
THUS:sgt_kbuff1969@yahoo.com.hk

[fandango86]

Write him back, and we'll be RICH! RICH! RICH!

[Newmania]

I always fuck with these people.

[ruckstande]

It just pisses me off that they're going after the soldiers now. The asshole who sends these fucks money should be shot.

[MrBogey]

Ask him how great it must have felt to be in Iraq popping off brown people. Feel free to degrade blacks and such and see how the Nigerian responds.

[LiddyRules]

A) He's ripping off Three Kings, hoo hoo (great movie btw)
B) Am I the only one getting a kick out of the name Kenneth "Buff." That's like Private Tim Manly.

[Newmania]

Ask him how great it must have felt to be in Iraq popping off brown people. Feel free to degrade blacks and such and see how the Nigerian responds.

.hk

Rip on slopes too.

[Glenn Dandy]

Stupid Q? why not just open a new bank account and say go ahead send away. What could they steal from you?

Ive never gone past the original email... I would def play this out to get to the part they try to f you.

Just to figure out their scheeme.

[Sam_Adams]

Why would there be a US Soldier in Hong Kong? Wow, the fucking chink who wrote this is stupid. He could have at least made a real address.

[patbattlefield]

wow these people have no soul

[crippledalbino]

...but what a great E-mail address to send cock pics to.

[6DollarDrunk]

I will forward you with more details soonest i receive a mail of interest from you. We look forward to a successful partnership with you.

Sgt.Kenneth Buff
1st Armored Division in Iraq
US ARMY

1. He said ".. more details soonest .." No one fucks up grammar that bad except some stupid language translator like google.

2. The signature block is fucked up. And no one in the army fucks that up. It should look like this.

KENNETH BUFF
SGT, USA
1ST ARMORED DIV

[BCH]

1. He said ".. more details soonest .." No one fucks up grammar that bad except some stupid language translator like google.

2. The signature block is fucked up. And no one in the army fucks that up. It should look like this.

KENNETH BUFF
SGT, USA
1ST ARMORED DIV

Evidently you don't read this board :rolleyes:

[6DollarDrunk]

Evidently you don't read this board :rolleyes:


what board? huh ... where?

If peopple are going to pick apart. Like for a US soldier being in Hong Kong, then I can pick apart for shit I know. :p (you get the gay tongue sticking out smiley)

oh and the spammer opened with sir/MA

[BCH]

What I meant silly was people on this very message board routinely mangle the english language to the point that it makes the person above look like a Rhodes Scholar.

[6DollarDrunk]

Oooooooooooooohh ... I get it now

"I get jokes"

I'm still waiting on my BCH to 6DD translation book from amazon.

[KneesBits]

I'm still waiting on my BCH to 6DD translation book from amazon.


Your what book?

[sinAtra]

So all that Hussein moolah went to Hong Kong? Thought it was Nigeria. Or South Africa.

This letter screams out genius in a really, really stupid way.

[Syntax]

LOL if you read it word for word...you can hear some sort of savage accent.

[6DollarDrunk]

Your what book?

My translation book

[DonTheTrucker]

LOL if you read it word for word...you can hear some sort of savage accent.

No wonder we're losing the war. Our Armor soldiers can't even read the instruction manual to an M1 tank.

Fucking savages. I hope whatever country this fucker is from gets invaded by our real soldiers next.

[KneesBits]

My translation book

Your Translation What?

[6DollarDrunk]

Your Translation What?

my translation book

[KneesBits]

my translation book


Your what what?

[6DollarDrunk]

Your what what?


oh nevermind

[RoscoePColtrane]

Spray him with some Jigaloo