Should I go to the nudie bar tonight?

[VMS]

I live in Central PA, where all the nudie bars suck. A client of mine gave me a year-long membership card to Delilah's in Philly, which was cool, but it's about a 2 hour drive away.

On the other hand, that means I get in for free and I can hang out in the VIP lounge where you can actually get a seat without elbowing aside some guido.

If I went tonight, it'd be mostly to watch the UFC fight.

But next weekend, I'm going to Philly for a wedding and if I don't hook up with some random chick there I'd probably end up going to Delilah's anyway.

Stay home and relax, or get suited up and hit the nudie bar? Decisions, decisions...

Help a brother out.

[BaLZaC~308]

i always hated tittie bars... until I brought AF with me


watching a hot stripper molest another girl is the best

[CrazyMrPoopSex]

i always hated tittie bars... until I brought AF with me


watching a hot stripper molest another girl is the best
yeah, I always take girls with me.

[LiddyRules]

Two days later: http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=66768

[BaLZaC~308]

Two days later: http://wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=66768

there's a lesson there.... leave your fucking credit card at home!!

[VMS]

there's a lesson there.... leave your fucking credit card at home!!

Well, DUH. This ain't my first time to the rodeo: you leave the plastic at home (or at least in the car) whenever I hit the strip club.

It's not just them being able to cheat you. It's also the problem of The Little Brain making decisions when the Big Brain has already decided to only spend X amount of $$.

You walk in with a certain amount of cash. When you're out, you leave. The "Club Dollars" many clubs offer ALWAYS come with a surcharge. You spend $120 to get $100 in "Club Dollars", and the girls only get $80 when they exchange them back to the club. You're screwed, the girl is screwed, and the club makes out like a fucking bandit.

Shit, I should open up one of these fucking places. If it didn't mean putting up with cunty bitches all the fucking time, I actually would.

[BaLZaC~308]

Shit, I should open up one of these fucking places. If it didn't mean putting up with cunty bitches all the fucking time, I actually would.

its a fucking money making machine... 10 dollar beers, 20 dollar drinks and shots, stupid girls who dont know when there getting ripped off

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I say fuck it and stay home. Go next week if all else fails.

[BeerBelly]

A two hour drunkdrive
home with empty pockets?
fuuuuck that!

[RoleModel]

Follow Jimmy's advice and go to craigslist.

[THE FEZ MAN]

i would have to pass, that place sucks anyway if your going comming down go to show and tells its in a better neighborhood and the girls are all nude, 20$ to get in and its byob. there all cunts, you mine as well get to see a few

[VMS]

i would have to pass, that place sucks anyway if your going comming down go to show and tells its in a better neighborhood and the girls are all nude, 20$ to get in and its byob. there all cunts, you mine as well get to see a few

Been there. Just not my vibe. I'm too fancy a man to be comfortable there.

Delilah's works for me. Been to most of the spots in Philly (Cheerleaders, Risque, Show N Tel, Crazy Horse). Delilah's is just my vibe.

Of course, I'm usually wearing a suit when I go out.

And no, I don't drink enough to make drunk driving a problem. I maybe have 2 drinks, and wait at least 2-3 hours after the last drink before I drive home. Drunk driving isn't my problem.

[Angelfuck]

I had fun :p

[BaLZaC~308]

I had fun :p

yes you did!

So did tax, and ronnie, and myself....



what a fucking 10 minute show!

[Smokezilla]

Any trip to the titty bar = more gooder

The best way to go to a jiggly-joint is to go with a buddy who's dating one of the dancers. . . the other girls in the club generally won't fuck with someone they know is dating someone in the same stable. You don't get hassled by the constant "Won't you buy me a drink?" or "Would you like a lap dance?" bullshit. . . if you want one, just flag one of the gals down. One of my buddies used to date a stripper who would come to our table between sets and bring along some of her buddies to shoot the shit. Nothing makes you look like a heavy-hitter in the club like having a tableful of sluts seemingly hanging on every word you and your boys are saying. The other patrons have no idea why you're getting so much attention. Sweet!:icon_mrgr

[Fruit Monkey]

On the other hand, that means I get in for free and I can hang out in the VIP lounge where you can actually get a seat without elbowing aside some guido.


Dude I see you at a road show, I'm spraying you with Drakkar Noir! :action-sm

[THE FEZ MAN]

Been there. Just not my vibe. I'm too fancy a man to be comfortable there.

Delilah's works for me. Been to most of the spots in Philly (Cheerleaders, Risque, Show N Tel, Crazy Horse). Delilah's is just my vibe.

Of course, I'm usually wearing a suit when I go out.

And no, I don't drink enough to make drunk driving a problem. I maybe have 2 drinks, and wait at least 2-3 hours after the last drink before I drive home. Drunk driving isn't my problem.

i can see that, im more of a pig, thats ok. :action-sm

[DrumCorpsAlum]

Save your $ and a case of blue balls and jerk off instead.

[VMS]

Follow up:

Probably the right move not going. The UFC fight I would have gone to watch was over waaaaay too quickly, and that would have been a bummer.

But God, if the local bars were better here in Central PA, I'd save a fucking fortune at strip clubs. Fucking place last night had a live band, but I was pissed the entire time because they just did a cheesefest of cover song after cover song. Then when they went on break, the bar put G'N'R on their big screen to a fucking screaming ovation from the crowd.

I like my late-80s hair bands, too, but that was just too fucking much.

[thelord68]

Any trip to the titty bar = more gooder

The best way to go to a jiggly-joint is to go with a buddy who's dating one of the dancers. . . the other girls in the club generally won't fuck with someone they know is dating someone in the same stable. You don't get hassled by the constant "Won't you buy me a drink?" or "Would you like a lap dance?" bullshit. . . if you want one, just flag one of the gals down. One of my buddies used to date a stripper who would come to our table between sets and bring along some of her buddies to shoot the shit. Nothing makes you look like a heavy-hitter in the club like having a tableful of sluts seemingly hanging on every word you and your boys are saying. The other patrons have no idea why you're getting so much attention. Sweet!:icon_mrgr

I was just visiting a dancer down in FL that I have been friends with for a long time (she used to be a roommate). She took me into one of the places she and some of her friends work down there. No cover and the manager set me up at a decent table. The rare time that my friend or one of her friends wasn't at the table, the waitress intercepted the other girls so I wouldn't get bothered.

[RoscoePColtrane]

I'm not a big fan of them nudie bars. You drive home from there drunk and I'll have Enos cuff ya and stuff ya.

[WOWmagnet]

Just go to Craigslist and get a whore. Then get a sixpack and you're sll set.

Total cost = $150 - $200 and no blue-balls or DUI.