Ever Been With a Hooker?

[JoeFromDetroit]

So, i'm in the middle of about a 6 to 7 month dry spell.

I'm really not interested in starting a new relationship right now. I had a friends with benefits relationship but she got serious with a guy about a year ago and is about to pop out a kid.

So, the other night, after 5 or 6 Heinekens I decide to check out some porn. Then I find myself on craigslist. Now, this is a foreign world to me but I seem to have a good "scam radar."(knock on wood)

I send an e-mail to the closest one that looks legit. Not a hot chick, but fuckable. We send a few e-mails and i'm considering setting something up.

So...who has and how did it go?

[Glenn Dandy]

hell yeah!

i got money! fuck personality.

[supers4972]

Have I been with an HOOKER? No

Have I been with an escort? Yes.

Hookers are the girls you meet on the street and will do anything to get your $20 so they can get high. A Quality escort (plan on spending over $300 for an hr) and the girl will be as hot as any woman you have ever wanted. Make sure to make a safe choice and look for a girl that has plenty of reviews and a good reputation. Most girls will have a website that can tell you what they will or won't do and how much it will set you back. I do some website work here in Vegas for some girls so I can help anyone that is looking out here. Below are some sites that you can use to find some quality girls.

http://usasexguide.info/forum/
http://www.bigdoggie.net/
http://theeroticreview.com/main.asp

[LiddyRules]

Yeah, my ex-wife!!!

high five, anyone?

[JoeFromDetroit]

Yeah, my ex-wife!!!

high five, anyone?

ZING!

[NuttyJim]

be careful of the PO-LICE Mister!

[Hudson]

All women are hookers when it comes to sex...just depends on the method of payment... dinner and a movie, a washer, garden, new house, jewelry, and etc....But to actually pay cash?....Hell no!

[THE FEZ MAN]

All women are hookers when it comes to sex...just depends on the method of payment... dinner and a movie, a washer, garden, new house, jewelry, and etc....But to actually pay cash?....Hell no!

what he said:rolleyes:

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

So, i'm in the middle of about a 6 to 7 month dry spell.

I'm really not interested in starting a new relationship right now. I had a friends with benefits relationship but she got serious with a guy about a year ago and is about to pop out a kid.

So, the other night, after 5 or 6 Heinekens I decide to check out some porn. Then I find myself on craigslist. Now, this is a foreign world to me but I seem to have a good "scam radar."(knock on wood)

I send an e-mail to the closest one that looks legit. Not a hot chick, but fuckable. We send a few e-mails and i'm considering setting something up.

So...who has and how did it go?

Head on over to Windsor, get a room, and call an 'escort service'. If you can afford it, that is. Went to do just that a few years back, but they wouldn't tell me shit over the phone, just that I HAD to have a hotel room, and it cost 200 just for her to show up, anything else had to be negotiated in person.

Good luck finding a phone book with those pages intact, though. Ever since people found out that whoring was legal in Windsor, every dumbfuck 19 year old drunken American asshole kid started tearing those pages out, because they think it's funny.

[sknight]

Head on over to Windsor, get a room, and call an 'escort service'. If you can afford it, that is. Went to do just that a few years back, but they wouldn't tell me shit over the phone, just that I HAD to have a hotel room, and it cost 200 just for her to show up, anything else had to be negotiated in person.

Good luck finding a phone book with those pages intact, though. Ever since people found out that whoring was legal in Windsor, every dumbfuck 19 year old drunken American asshole kid started tearing those pages out, because they think it's funny.

No, it's $200 for her to show up to your room so you can beat the shit out of her, then throw her out on her ass. $200 to be that guy that scars them for life. I think it's a great deal.

[RoleModel]

There are review sites online. Check those out, make sure the girl you pick's A) legit and B) worth the money. Be careful.

[Exanimate]

Nope. I would just pick up a bar fly.

[PALLY]

Ask MJMANDALAY about the gals on craiglist...

[MJMANDALAY]

Ask MJMANDALAY about the gals on craiglist...

The old Vegas days before you Hunny, but you knew that....

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

No, it's $200 for her to show up to your room so you can beat the shit out of her, then throw her out on her ass. $200 to be that guy that scars them for life. I think it's a great deal.

How much to pay someone to return to the room for your teeth when the 'driver' knocks them out of your head?

[Hudson]

Ask MJMANDALAY about the gals on craiglist...ooofah!!!!!

[AJellyDonut]

hell yeah!

i got money! fuck personality.

I thought it was the other way around Glenn :)

[abudabit]

Look under a bridge for a funny walking black 'woman', $20 a pop.

[Glenn Dandy]

I thought it was the other way around Glenn :)

depends on if I had a good month, or Im on my period.

[Cunt Smasher]

Luckily,I did all my hooker fucking before AIDS.Lots of truck stop lot lizards,mostly tweakers.No regrets,no diseases. Well,one regret.I knew one driver would take polaroids of the hookers,he had a shoebox full,I always meant to do it but never did.BTW,at the time I was young,single and on the road for weeks at a time.Most hookers-Indianapolis or Knoxville.Nastiest-Atlanta or Jersey City.Nicest and bestest-Texas or some in Cali.Some in Cali would be nice and rob you blind.
Edit- I forgot the hookers I fucked while in the Navy.Nice gal in Chicago pulled a train for 6 of us.Italy(watch out for trannys!) Greece,buncha South American hookers in a bar/whorehouse in Antigua-Best EVER! $20 she would take you to the room,strip you,blow you,fuck you with expertise and enthusiasm,then wash you up after.

[Sprite]

I heard about this one fantastic hooker named Diane. If you go to the train station in Elizabeth NJ ask around for her pimp, they call him Romeo of the Railroad. A few cans of budweiser and a $5 bill will get you everything you want.

[skione]

been with plenty of escorts and hookers. I would say for a period of about 6-7 years of my life my activities would have rivaled Jimmy's.

My and a buddy hired a super hot asian chick in vegas for $125 we put her on the rotessiere.

Then there of course was deaf girl from mexico with the fucked up face who gave me the best bj of my life for $20. I pick her up off a side street of Sunset Blvd.

Then the countless rub and tug places.

I could go on but you get the idea.

I haven't been with a hooker or even to a strip club in a really long time. I might suggest that instead of a hooker or even an escort you try the rub and tug first.

You get a nice massage and then you can negotiate for services afterwards.

You might feel better about yourself.

[nikoloslvy]

i love whores! try to go to an incall for cheaper prices.i got a 22 chinese gal for 150 as long as i go to her house.yummy.i banged her mom to.great family.

[Sinn Fein]

I heard about this one fantastic hooker named Diane. If you go to the train station in Elizabeth NJ ask around for her pimp, they call him Romeo of the Railroad. A few cans of budweiser and a $5 bill will get you everything you want.

Get it right. It's not the train station, it's just along the train tracks behind a supermarket. Look for a mattress with hobo cum on it.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Get it right. It's not the train station, it's just along the train tracks behind a supermarket. Look for a mattress with hobo cum on it.

Are there a lot of mattresses around there WITHOUT hobo cum on them?

[Sprite]

Get it right. It's not the train station, it's just along the train tracks behind a supermarket. Look for a mattress with hobo cum on it.

I grew up in that city, and it is indeed near the PathMark and not actually at the train station, Picky Pete. Thanks for picking apart my gem. :icon_wink

Are there a lot of mattresses around there WITHOUT hobo cum on them?

...or any that won't give you scabies? I'd rather die than sleep on hobo cum and bedbugs.

(that "hobo cum" phrase cracks me up every time, thanks Opie!)

[DonTheTrucker]

Remember you're not paying a hooker to bang you, you're paying her to leave when you're done.

Having said that, I prefer my lays to stay around a while when I'm done. So no, I've never been with a hooker. God bless anyone who has though, I have nothing against it.

Now strippers, I hate strippers more than whores.

[BaLZaC~308]

Now strippers, I hate strippers more than whores.
whats the difference??



And strippers aint that bad don ... remember daves bachelor party? :icon_wink

[nikoloslvy]

Remember you're not paying a hooker to bang you, you're paying her to leave when you're done.

Having said that, I prefer my lays to stay around a while when I'm done. So no, I've never been with a hooker. God bless anyone who has though, I have nothing against it.

Now strippers, I hate strippers more than whores.

im not charlie sheen.fuck you! i pay em to sleep with me.

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

whats the difference??


The whore knows she's a whore.

[Arch Stanton]

I have been seen with Redding, does that count?

[TheJerseyDevil]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/4773/510924081igkkkiphvd6.jpg

Hudson I love this picture, reminds me of my best friends sister :clap:

[TonyBagels]

I have been seen with Redding, does that count?

So you're the whore! Wait, Redd's name is Jon...Hmmm

[Arch Stanton]

So you're the whore! Wait, Redd's name is Jon...Hmmm

You didn't complain when I sent you the pics..

and no Tony, there aren't anymore.

[patbattlefield]

Now strippers, I hate strippers more than whores.

try being engaged to one. my ex thought that would be a good career choice. does wonders to a relationship. at first I thought it was hot but then she got full of herself. blech.

[flyerfan116]

never paid ...never will

and for the inevitable "well ya pay everyday when you're in a relationship"...go screw not the same thing

[RoleModel]

never paid ...never will

and for the inevitable "well ya pay everyday when you're in a relationship"...go screw not the same thingyou're right... relationships cost more.

[GLENN_THE_TOOL]

never nailed a prostitute. for one, i'm poor. and secondly, i'm a paranoid douche who doesn't want to risk the possibility of having to make that awkward phone call to family members to ask them for bail money.

[WonkaVision]

I went to Holland a few years ago with my family...My dad and My Uncle offered to buy me a blowjob form one of the whores...I was too bashful...couldn't let my dad buy me a blowjob.

[WOWmagnet]

More times than I can count. Never had a problem, except the occasional bait and switch.

[Boogonzo]

Just like everyone else on this site, more times than I can count. Never had a bait and switch, but I have been fooled by extremely old pictures or pictures taken at really weird angles...beware

Boogonzo

[Cunt Smasher]

Slightly off the subject here but the above post reminded me...We've all seen the hidden camera cop shows where they bust "johns" with the fake whore cop bitches,what if,if you were looking for a whore,when she comes up to the car,you don't say SHIT until she flashes some tit,or gives up a little squeeze of the stench hole.A real hooker wouldn't mind,I don't think.

[leftybearfan]

I went to Holland a few years ago with my family...My dad and My Uncle offered to buy me a blowjob form one of the whores...I was too bashful...couldn't let my dad buy me a blowjob.



So, did your uncle just blow you then???? :action-sm

[madbam]

nope never been with one...seen a bunch tho