Most beautiful mugshot ever

[umo]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/PARIS_HILTON.sff_NY111_20070604093559.jpg

[Arch Stanton]

On Earth 2

[Glenn Dandy]

hotter than my last cell partners. Sorry Butch & Leroy.

[abudabit]

I don't know, Nick Nolte was pretty good looking in his.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yeah, she's still hot. Pointless, but hot

[JoeyDVDZ]

She's utterly worthless as a human being. As a sperm receptacle, she's perfect. As a human being, nah.

[ruckstande]

Not hot. Never was hot. Never will be hot.

[CallmeQtie]

I wanna go to jail!

[BusyChild04]

I wanna go to jail!

R*pe me.

[abudabit]

::hammer::idiot::idiot:"joy"

http://boortz.com/images/wilbanks_mugshot.jpg


This is what you get in womens jail. That, hookers, and crack heads.

[tstlkevanilla]

::hammer::idiot::idiot:"joy"

http://boortz.com/images/wilbanks_mugshot.jpg


This is what you get in womens jail. That, hookers, and crack heads.
:clap::clap::haha7::haha7:

[Shaggz]

Not hot. Never was hot. Never will be hot.

I agree. She is worthless as a human being, and I wouldn't fuck her if you begged me.
Others can call me a liar all they want, she isn't attractive in any way.

[tstlkevanilla]

I agree. She is worthless as a human being, and I wouldn't fuck her if you begged me.
Others can call me a liar all they want, she isn't attractive in any way.
ok.. let me be the first. LIAR!!!

[LiddyRules]

Nope.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/melgibsonmug1.jpg

There you go.

[LiddyRules]

She's utterly worthless as a human being. As a sperm receptacle, she's perfect. As a human being, nah. Does anyone actually like her? I mean, have you ever heard anyone say something nice about her that doesn't involve sticking your cock in her. She seems to be universally despised.

[ruckstande]

I agree. She is worthless as a human being, and I wouldn't fuck her if you begged me.
Others can call me a liar all they want, she isn't attractive in any way.
I wouldn't go that far. She's cute and I'd definitely fuck her but when people go "man that Paris Hilton is so hot" boggles my fucking mind. She is average cute at best.

[tstlkevanilla]

Does anyone actually like her? I mean, have you ever heard anyone say something nice about her that doesn't involve sticking your cock in her. She seems to be universally despised.
wow.. that really just made me think of something...

[RoleModel]

credit where it's due, she does look good there.

'cept I know if her cell phone rang while I was banging her, she'd answer it. So, I'll pass.

[WhiskeyWhispers]

I wouldn't shit on her with someone else's asshole. OK, maybe I would, but only if I had taco bell and Colt 45 the night before.

[abudabit]

I would clean the shit off of her and gigolo myself to her.

[highfive]

i pray for the day she drives drunk and wraps her car around a pole

[umo]

If you dont think this chick is hot...you need bifocals.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/paris_pink.jpg

[Jef Leppard]

umo that looks like some way out tranny in a parade

[umo]

Candid photo of my date with Paris

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/happy-monkey.jpg

[Sam_Adams]

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/PARIS_HILTON.sff_NY111_20070604093559.jpg

Well I don't think she's really good looking. She's just a mediocre girl that is famous for having a ridiculously wealthy father who inherited his father's hotel corp.

If her father wasn't wealthy then no one would know who in the fuck she is because again, she is just a mediocre girl. She looks more like a fish with that jaw and lips of hers.

[bill333]

I'd hate fuck her, is about it. I don't know if I could work up the saliva to spit on her. She's really not hot but it's all the makeup and style of clothes that make her remotely attractive to people. She looks plastic. Give me the girl next door without the need of cosmetics to look good, any day.


http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6579/phzf4.jpg :piss

[alt130]

Agreed that she is way overrated. I mean, she's not a disaster (not physically, anyway), but she's not outstanding in my book either. Definitely not my type.


Give me the girl next door without the need of cosmetics to look good, any day.

Bingo.

[umo]

Paris is a superstar, not because she looks great (lots of chicks look better), not because she is rich (there are many daughters from richer families), not because she is a slut (Paris is Mother Teresa compared to the average crack whore). Paris is a superstar because she has IT. To paraphrase Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart...Nobody can define what IT is, but we know IT when we see IT. Paris is the IT girl of this generation. Free Paris, maaaan.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/paris.jpg

[whitebeard]

She is a dog, with money.

[Bud8Weiser]

Not hot. Never was hot. Never will be hot.

X2

[Glenn Dandy]

I could rub one out on her checkbook... I would last like three seconds.

[fuckwit]

wtf. im mean ive seen hotter girls but still. shes a good looking woman. some people are kidding themselves here.

[Sam_Adams]

Paris is a superstar, not because she looks great (lots of chicks look better), not because she is rich (there are many daughters from richer families), not because she is a slut (Paris is Mother Teresa compared to the average crack whore). Paris is a superstar because she has IT. To paraphrase Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart...Nobody can define what IT is, but we know IT when we see IT. Paris is the IT girl of this generation. Free Paris, maaaan.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/paris.jpg

Do you also watch The Insider and read People Magazine? Queer :action-sm

[wes mantooth]

I'd tap that. We could 69 standing up if Paris uses her bat feet to hang from the ceiling.

[jennyrose]

I wanna go to jail!

I'm sure you will in due time dear