The Vos Scandal

[DowntownDave]

Who is guilty? Ope? Bob Kelly? Vos' own stupidity?

Here's the thing, first of all. We purport, YOU decide!

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[d0uche_n0zzle]

Vos is guilty of crimes against humanity.

[Smokezilla]

I don't think it could be helped. . . could any of you honestly say you wouldn't have smashed Vos with that cake if you had the chance??? I call it "incidental contact" and thusly, not a foul.

[PSYCHOMARKFAN]

I think 'ol midgetfingers' is guilty of stupidity in the first degree.

[Smokezilla]

Was that cake kosher??? If not, it may be classified as a "Hate Crime".

[doppler]

It was the sniper on the grassy mound.

[kenduddly]

From where I was sitting it looked like odd job smashed Voss with the cake.

[Opanie]

It's clear that Vos simply lost his balance on the slippery slobber from his drippy mouth. He should sue his own over sized retard tongue.

[DowntownDave]

Vos is guilty of crimes against humanity.

I think you mean "humor"

[Stormrider666]

Vos is guilty of crimes against humanity.

Crimes against humanity or crimes against vocabulary?

[martianvirus]

I say Bagel Lord is a cunt.

[vos]

No one is to blame, it was all done in fun. Bobby and I are friends, he would never do anything viciously to hurt me or anyone. It was a cake smashing that's all. All I care about is what arm and hand I use to take money after a DVD sale. Brokerage Long Island this weekend Homos. Vos

[powerplay]

Vos is guilty of crimes against humanity.

no against humility

[powerplay]

?

[Dickieboy]

Vos , you were very nice during intermission when you were in the lobby hawking your DVD's in person .

I bought one .

[RaiderInNY]

No one is to blame, it was all done in fun. Bobby and I are friends, he would never do anything viciously to hurt me or anyone. It was a cake smashing that's all. All I care about is what arm and hand I use to take money after a DVD sale. Brokerage Long Island this weekend Homos. Vos

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[DowntownDave]

No one is to blame, it was all done in fun. Bobby and I are friends, he would never do anything viciously to hurt me or anyone. It was a cake smashing that's all. All I care about is what arm and hand I use to take money after a DVD sale. Brokerage Long Island this weekend Homos. Vos

Translation: my lawyer said I don't have a case

I can't wait to see Bonnie nursing the baby on-stage during your shows

[RaiderInNY]

I broke my elbow man, I broke my elbow...

Hold me!

[Oppoman]

Was that cake kosher??? If not, it may be classified as a "Hate Crime".

Damn you, I snorted and now the guy across the hall from my office is tossing a look my way. :clap:

[Finger In Sam]

he would never do anything viciously to hurt me or anyone.

does anyone else just shred a tear laughing at how that would sound coming out of vos's stupid mouth?

[zoloft smile]

does anyone else just shred a tear laughing at how that would sound coming out of vos's stupid mouth?

Shed a tear, duck to avoid slobber, who's to say?

[buffcomic]

apparently a flying carpet was used to get away and a fat Arab jumped on it

[Squat Toilet]

I blame Bonnie for getting Rich a cake.

[afizzel]

If you look closely you can see who is really to blame, Mien Furor Anthony. He gives the secret orders to embarrass Vos dirty the Jew Comic. Later you can see him mouthing the words Final Solution

Heil Cumia!

[cokelogic]

Rich is not guilty in the way that the mentally challenged are not put to death for murder; as they know not what they do.

Opie is not guilty. He's evil and wanted that cake all over Rich, but didn't want to knock him down.

The guilty one is fat Bob Kelly. An evil juggernaut of mass that forgets his own reatard strength.

[cokelogic]

No one is to blame, it was all done in fun. Bobby and I are friends, he would never do anything viciously to hurt me or anyone. It was a cake smashing that's all. All I care about is what arm and hand I use to take money after a DVD sale. Brokerage Long Island this weekend Homos. Vos
You're right. I think Bob saw cake and went nuts. He was really just trying to take a piece.

[DowntownDave]

If you look closely you can see who is really to blame, Mien Furor Anthony. He gives the secret orders to embarrass Vos dirty the Jew Comic. Later you can see him mouthing the words Final Solution Heil Cumia!

Yes then he very cleverly became extremely intoxicated so he can claim no memory of the conspiracy

But there was one mistake. The video was posted to YouTube 13 hours before Vos actually fell. From a web cam in CT

Rich is not guilty in the way that the mentally challenged are not put to death for murder; as they know not what they do.

Opie is not guilty. He's evil and wanted that cake all over Rich, but didn't want to knock him down.

The guilty one is fat Bob Kelly. An evil juggernaut of mass that forgets his own reatard strength.

I cannot believe Bob would attach Aging Comedian Rich Vos on one of the few remaining birthdays he has left to celebrate. What a heartless bastard!

[Ballbuster1]

No one is to blame, it was all done in fun. Bobby and I are friends, he would never do anything viciously to hurt me or anyone. It was a cake smashing that's all. All I care about is what arm and hand I use to take money after a DVD sale. Brokerage Long Island this weekend Homos. Vos
God damn it Rich! You never miss a chance at a plug. You whore!




( Glad you're ok and everyone is cool. Can't wait for the PNC show.)

[SickSean]

it was obvious that Opie is truly to blame and Bob Kelly is innocent. Bob wasn't trying to to smash the cake, he wanted to save it for his fat mouth. while he raced to save it from Opie's vile plan, sadly he lost control due to Vos' slobber on the stage and crashed into the cake. the only reason he tossed his hat is because he recognized that he had failed and thought he could pass off his raging hunger as a completely planned cake smash.


Heil Führer Cumia and Reichsführer-SS Norton

[cigarsandscotch]

When I think about Rich Vos with his tiny arm splinted in place with popsickle sticks, I feel sad. How ironic they call the elbow "The funny bone." Poor lil' fella.

[Tooz]

I love the Opster, but he is guilty as is Bobby Kelly. Hey Bob, my semipro football team needs a Nose Tackle...want to play ??
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I stink and I couldn't post these all in one post.

[Squat Toilet]

Rehab must be going well for Bob. He really moved across that stage quickley with his bum knee "whaa"

[mills]

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Rich got beat up by the stay-puft marshmellow man.

[Blu Swade]

Bob Kelly took off so fast after mushin Vos's face with that cake, I think we can take it that his knee has finally healed! Oh! and Bob you run like a girlie!::hammer:

[mikeybot]

I blame the blacks

[jules]

No one is to blame, it was all done in fun. Bobby and I are friends, he would never do anything viciously to hurt me or anyone. It was a cake smashing that's all. All I care about is what arm and hand I use to take money after a DVD sale. Brokerage Long Island this weekend Homos. Vos

HA!!!!! fuckin vos always with the plugs:haha7::clap:

[Goblin]

Bob Kelly is a friggin' idiot.

[Glenn Dandy]

Not realy a challenge to tip a cake off midget fingers. Boo Bob...Be as funny as VOS first.

Comedians are like tough guy edicate.

Funniest dude dont get messed wid... know what Im sayin Bob?

The family is very disapointed in you.. Now if in some way mayby you can make it up? Theres fresh Gonockis for you.


And before you Italian pricks say I SPELT IT wrong..... Who cares, It's a joke you Salami eatin hacks!


Don't make me mess wid da Hayer! I'll toch it! I will.

[click]

That was a little more violent than I thought it would be. But I've only
heard Opie's version because just catching todays show now.

[Glenn Dandy]

That was a little more violent than I thought it would be. But I've only
heard Opie's version because just catching todays show now.

Fat kid strenght.... there use to having to get up from a chair position...... When there already upright the misjudge. its hard to ergonomicly judge fat.

Im going to Paltalk where I belong.

[Jim T.]

Vos is guilty of crimes against humanity.

With all that slobber, more like crimes against humidity.

[fuckwit]

With all that slobber, more like crimes against humidity.

oh my god

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[cigarsandscotch]

After watching the video of it, Bob Kelly really is an ass. He could have easily flipped the cake into Vos' face without running through him like a fucking bull. When he gets into one upmanship mode, he has no regard for anyone around him.

[BOUGHTONII]

bob kelly

i hurt my jew man, i hurt my jew man hold my hand

[Plunkies]

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I'm confused. Why did Pat from Moonachie smash Vos in the face with a cake?

[DowntownDave]

I love the Opster, but he is guilty as is Bobby Kelly. Hey Bob, my semipro football team needs a Nose Tackle...want to play ?

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I stink and I couldn't post these all in one post.

After examining the evidence, my conclusion is that Vos was injured by a third cake smasher on the grassy gnome

[Jim T.]

I'm glad they finally picked up on "first of all" and "here's the thing."

[Special Eddie]

I heard Vos say "I earned that cake!"

When does a cake, around Opie, ever turn out good?

[Blu Swade]

I heard Vos say "I earned that cake!"

When does a cake, around Opie, ever turn out good?

Ope + Cake = Bad!
Q.E.D

[cuntsore]

Here's the thing...

[Blu Swade]

Just In-
Vos owed Bobby some money for girl scout cookies and ... ya know....
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[Beeman99]

fuck, I'm late to the party.


Op is guilty of being an asshole, Vos is guilty of being a waterhead jew, and Bobby is guilty of being a short/fat/cheap weenie


That made me laff though

[Quexul]

Rich got beat up by the stay-puft marshmellow man.

I'm surprised Opie didn't just blow over from the air Bob's bulk pushed in front of itself.

You think that if you're waiting for a subway and Bob Kelly is approaching the platform, you can tell by the breeze you feel? {ProfJonathan, aka Quexul}

[Tooz]

I heard Vos say "I earned that cake!"

When does a cake, around Opie, ever turn out good?

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[Sack of Chisels]

I'm amazed nobody has pointed out that there are a dozen guys on stage, and the 9 month pregnant Bonnie is the only one who helps vos up. What bags of shit!!! way to let her potentially miscarry live on stage

[cigarsandscotch]

I got a cake for my birthday, and I'm dodging it.

[silentbob8201]

I'm amazed nobody has pointed out that there are a dozen guys on stage, and the 9 month pregnant Bonnie is the only one who helps vos up. What bags of shit!!! way to let her potentially miscarry live on stage

isnt a misscarriage at that late of term called um Child Birth?

[booticon]

isnt a misscarriage at that late of term called um Child Birth?

:clap::clap::clap:

[Freese]

way to let her potentially miscarry live on stage

WTF are you talking about? Women can exercise and work up until 2 weeks before the due date.