What is the Most Disgusting Thing You Have Ever Eaten?

[DowntownDave]

Mountain Oysters. I didn't know what they were when I ate them but I promptly puked my guts up when I found out

[demonseed]

I once at a girl while she had her period.

Oh, you mean food...

I have eaten squirrel, tripe, haggus, and rocky mountain oysters (bull testicles). Those are three things I would not want to eat again

[kenduddly]

Your moms box

[charlie dick]

Groundhog salad... Looked like chicken salad made with dark meat.

[krispykreme]

Mountain Oysters. I didn't know what they were when I ate them but I promptly puked my guts up when I found out

Those are deep fried bull balls. Typically sliced breaded or battered and fried. Rocky Mountain Oysters are what they are commonly called.

[blotto98]

monkey meat on a stick

[Goober]

Duck Vaginas.

[Slow Bollards]

I'm not very adventurous when it comes to food, but in thinking back it occured to me that I am probably completely unaware of the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten. I could've chowed down into a bigmac with a negro booger in it, or enjoyed sushi with pre-cummy rice. I've eaten a number of female heiny-holes and care not to think of the parasites, germs, worms, and other nastiness I've ingested in doing so. I got plenty to think about today.

[fandango86]

I have eaten squirrel(1) , tripe(2) , haggus(3) , and rocky mountain oysters (bull testicles) (4) . Those are three things I would not want to eat again

"whaa"

[USCowboy69]

That would have to be a Thorrablot dinner during the same-named celebration when I was stationed in Iceland. It stems from a celebration of the hardships of early winters the Vikings encountered, when food stuffs were running low and all that was left were rotting meats and fishes, scraps and ends. A traditional dinner includes:

1. Hákarl (putrefied shark)
2. Blóðmör (filled sausage/black pudding)
3. Hrútspungur (ram's scrotum with testicles)
4. Lundabaggi (sheep's fat)
5. Svinasulta (jellied ham)
6. Svið (jellied sheep's head)
7. Harðfiskur (bread spread made of fish)
8. Hangikjot (smoked lamb)

The smoked lamb is quite good, but the shark is horrid. The smell alone of rotted shark meat that has been prepared by burying it for a lengthy period of time....OMFG! Thank God there is usually a lot of schnapps to go around! Never Again!

[CM Mark]

Does my ex's cunt count?

[Sinn Fein]

Does my ex's cunt count?

It should.

[Guilty Spark]

I bit the head off a cicada once for $10....I was pretty drunk.

[thelord68]

scrapple

[blotto98]

scrapple

you ate a board game?

[4.6CrownVic]

you ate a board game?

That would be scrabble.

[vegasbob]

Cock Meat "No Homo" te-he

[foyb]

My mother-in-law's cooking

[blotto98]

That would be scrabble.

oh. thanx

[meanmarv]

One of those Kotex jelly rolls

[CaraC]

My mother-in-law's cooking

seconded.

and OLIVES

[flyerfan116]

Does my ex's cunt count?

was your "ex" from the U.S. or Canada side of Niagra Falls?

[Glenn Dandy]

that christmas Jew fish.

[CM Mark]

was your "ex" from the U.S. or Canada side of Niagra Falls?

New York City actually. She had a stanky pussy

[AlrightMister]

Blood sausage. My uncle is from Ireland and apparently that passes for food there. Yuck.

[DowntownDave]

Those are deep fried bull balls. Typically sliced breaded or battered and fried. Rocky Mountain Oysters are what they are commonly called.

Not in Missouri. And don't forget turkey fries


The smoked lamb is quite good, but the shark is horrid. The smell alone of rotted shark meat that has been prepared by burying it for a lengthy period of time....OMFG! Thank God there is usually a lot of schnapps to go around! Never Again!

Thai people eat this stuff called pilao (sic). It is basically cut up fish mixed with spices and set out in the hot sun for a couple of days. Then they fry it. The smell of that shit makes you lose last week's lunch

In Norway they soak herring in lye and make this nasty jellied crap called lutefisk.

They also eat ammonia flavored licorice. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakrisal) I tried a piece and it tastes like a pussy that was not correctly wiped after peeing.

that christmas Jew fish.

Christmas Jew?

[mikeybot]

Haggis. Almost made me throw up

[chutzd]

Live gold fish, beer bonged 6 at one time and then chewed another one up. Yummy

[Plunkies]

I once ate a slightly bruised strawberry. I was appalled! Worst day of my life.

[Suicidebree]

1. Hákarl (putrefied shark)


I've heard that is absolutely the most disgusting thing to eat. I ate a gator poor boy recently. Wasnt bad although it had a bad smell to it. Also i remember a while back the boys were trying to get stuff for people to eat and they mentioned someone who ships weird meets and such. They said they had to call him to ship it.

[Budyzir]

That would have to be a Thorrablot dinner during the same-named celebration when I was stationed in Iceland. It stems from a celebration of the hardships of early winters the Vikings encountered, when food stuffs were running low and all that was left were rotting meats and fishes, scraps and ends. A traditional dinner includes:

1. Hákarl (putrefied shark)
2. Blóðmör (filled sausage/black pudding)
3. Hrútspungur (ram's scrotum with testicles)
4. Lundabaggi (sheep's fat)
5. Svinasulta (jellied ham)
6. Svið (jellied sheep's head)
7. Harðfiskur (bread spread made of fish)
8. Hangikjot (smoked lamb)

The smoked lamb is quite good, but the shark is horrid. The smell alone of rotted shark meat that has been prepared by burying it for a lengthy period of time....OMFG! Thank God there is usually a lot of schnapps to go around! Never Again!

Anthony Bourdain went to Thorrablot dinner when he was in Iceland on No Reservation. If the rotten shark is not prepared correctly, you die. NICE! Adventures in dining.

Myself, its a toss up between monkey meat on a stick from a street vendor in Subic Bay, Philippines and something (I never found out what it was) in Bangkok Thailand. I was drunk, it looked interesting and it made me sick for days.

[Newmania]

I ate sea cucumber with a foreign friend on Chinese new year. Not good.

[HumpX]

Blood sausage. My uncle is from Ireland and apparently that passes for food there. Yuck.

I've had the Portuguese version of that (forget their name for it) but I found it tasty as hell. I think the name is what throws most folks off.

If you took a beautiful Filet Mignon and called it "bloody muscle slab" it'd be less than appetizing for many who never tried it. :p

[THE FEZ MAN]

ive been watching Andrew zimmer on food channel (fat annoying bald guy, he's got to be an o&a fan) he travels around searching out "traditional" foods, some of the rotten meat products always amaze me. cured dried, preserved/picked is ok in my book but any thing that is rotten on purpose just amazes me, i don't even really like eating aged steaks. i also get a kick out of how westerners (Nordics being the exception) find fishy stuff to be so disgusting, ive heard that asians hate cinnamon. i was really laughing about all the stuff they were serving up today. ive had tripe, balls, no geo duck but i would try it, and ive had cheek meat and pig tung, every once and a while ill pick up some head cheezem. oh and any one that hates scrapple hates america

[Zona992006]

monkey meat on a stick

Got that in Panama once..it was good because I was really drunk..

[fkornre]

liver...

i am in no way adventurous when it comes to eating...i eat the basics and nothing else...

[Johnny Cakes]

I bought some licorice in Aruba that was from Holland and had no English translation -turns out it was "salty", not sweet.

Yecchhh.

[teej]

anything that is considerd a delicacy in japan

[thelord68]

oh and any one that hates scrapple hates america

I'll take it under advisement that I possibly had bad scrapple (how in hell there could be good scrapple I don't know), but I became a vegetarian for 3 years after eating it.

[Clocktower]

Two things i do not recommend:

1. Nutria. Had some in Louisana. It's'pretty much giant rat.
2. Sqirrel brains.

[Sevenyars]

I was in Mexico doing things i can't explain, and these mexicans I was with made me try Menudo. It is a type of Mexican stew. Worst thing I have ever tasted. It tasted like someone dipped the bowl into pig shit mud and served it. Those fuckin wet backs ate it like it was Lacey Chaberts pussy. Sick just sick

[BOUGHTONII]

crow. i had to re-up one of my 3 subs.

[thegreenninja]

Chitlins, and cow brain. The brain didn't taste that bad, it's the texture that gets you, but chitlins are fucking horrendous. They literally taste like shit (I know, they are pig intestines, what else should I have expected).

[Hudson]

MY sis and I stayed with our uncle and family in California in the 80's....they were into some movement that was baised on the thought that our ancestors ate putrefied food and that it kept them healthy....a meal of basically garbage......Myself and my sister puked horridly...to which they replied that it was our bodies getting rid of toxins....We called Mom and Dad freaked out and we spent the rest of our time in the LA Hilton. Fetal Chicken eggs was next worse in chinatown on same trip.

[BeerBelly]

Does my ex's cunt count?

only if the little man in the boat was covered in tp like my moneydrainer was.
ptooeey

[Kris_LTRMa]

Dulce which is an edible, coarse-textured, red seaweed with a pungent, briny flavor. A friend of mine brought some back from Newfoundland. It was the most vile thing I have ever tasted.

[theo]

a few years ago i was trying to get a job with a local top 40 morning zoo as a 4th mic stunt guy, they had all these things we had to do over the course of a week to see who was most "qualified" for the job and at the end of the week it was down to me and this 400 pound homosexual guy, who was really competitive and had his heart on the job.... which was fine, but he was a dick head about it and turned the whole thing personal. up until this point i was only in it as a goof, though i did want the job as it was going to pay me the same as i was making in a shit boring job and i figured it would look good on my resume (i had worked in various radio stations doing the stunt guy/extra mic thing before), but i wasn't going to care in the end if i didn't get the job....
so, it's the last night of the competition, we are at some friday night radio sponsored luau type deal at a local club and the place is packed with A) drunk redneck top 40 women in their forties B) homosexuals who have come to vote for the fat homo C) random redneck dudes who had been brought in by their women...
and i don't remember what happened for the Homo guy to piss me off, but he was a dick about something in round 2/5 that drove me insane and i proceeded to have interest in beating him out, so in 4/5 they came up with some "state fair in a blender" gag where we had to drink a mixture of awfulness (2 day old state fair foods, some dirt and hay/straw, beer, a little cotton from a stuffed animal) and it was nasty, but we were both chomping down on it, and i decided to up the anty, i picked up a half full ashtray and dumped it in his cup, and as he was getting ready to protest this move i held my cup up to a big redneck fella with a jowl full of chewing tobacco and motioned for him to spit in it, he let loose a big slug of spit, and we were back into the competition...., less than a minute later he tapped out, i finished mine...., so for 5/5 we had to give a 'why we should get the job" speech and he gave some gay little speech about being the gay voice in radio, then i got up and asked the crowd if they really wanted to listen to a 400lb homo every god damned day on the radio, to which the rednecks all went crazy with the hoots and hallers, and i was dubbed the new morning guy.
i worked there for a little bit and couldn't stand the guys who did the show, the hole was actually cool, but over all i hated it. i did get to meet some celebs, partied with Joss Stone, got stoned and talked about captain america for hours with the fat guy from bowling for soup and joined them onstage to sing 1985, i just quit going in though, they were wearing down my soul. there was a whole two weeks where people there thought i had died or something awful because i just disappeared on them with no notice.... then i went to get my last paycheck and everyone was full of questions, i told everyone it was a job for the soulless and left....., sometimes i wish I'd stuck it out, a few months later the sucky guys got canned and they brought in a new dude to host with the chick, which would have bumped me up a little in the show, my "character" was popular enough to where i wasn't at risk of getting fired, but overall it really blew, zero creativity allowed.....
that was the long version of "chewing tobacco spit is the grossest thing i ate"

[Capt.Caveman]

Let's see


1 someone elses booger
2 slugs
3 worms
4 $5000 worth of live tropical fish
5 someone elses puke (that one was on accident)
6 my own piss (also an accident

In my younger days I used to eat things for money. I was supposed to be on the wheel of crap show but my wife's a bitch and freaked out when she found out i'd have to eat it off of a chick. sandi kane and mendi!!! yea so i didn't go to avoid that week long fight

[blotto98]

I was in Mexico doing things i can't explain, and these mexicans I was with made me try Menudo. It is a type of Mexican stew. Worst thing I have ever tasted. It tasted like someone dipped the bowl into pig shit mud and served it. Those fuckin wet backs ate it like it was Lacey Chaberts pussy. Sick just sick

As someone who spent alot of time in Mexico I can agree they eat some real crap down there. Menudo is basically everything left over after a cow is processed, (stomach, hooves, ass, etc) thrown in a pot and cooked for your enjoyment. Also if you ever ate at one of those sidewalk taco carts you've eaten dogs, cats, rats, lizard, or any other thing they could catch or find dead.

[Capt.Caveman]

As someone who spent alot of time in Mexico I can agree they eat some real crap down there. Menudo is basically everything left over after a cow is processed, (stomach, hooves, ass, etc) thrown in a pot and cooked for your enjoyment. Also if you ever ate at one of those sidewalk taco carts you've eaten dogs, cats, rats, lizard, or any other thing they could catch or find dead.

and it sure was a tasty rat,dog, cat or lizard. I've also ate off a cart in thailand. yummy

[Cunt Smasher]

As someone who spent alot of time in Mexico I can agree they eat some real crap down there. Menudo is basically everything left over after a cow is processed, (stomach, hooves, ass, etc) thrown in a pot and cooked for your enjoyment. Also if you ever ate at one of those sidewalk taco carts you've eaten dogs, cats, rats, lizard, or any other thing they could catch or find dead.

As someone who's spent alot of time in mexico,and been married to a mexican for 17 years,I can say menudo is delicious.Mainly tripe and hominy in a red chile broth(not really hot),occasionally people will put pigs feet in it.The tripe is actually not too bad,the texture takes a little getting used to.I don't eat he pigs feet if they are in it. Another mexican favorite is barbacoa,which is the cheek meat from a cow,boiled and shredded,served either in a corn tortilla with fresh onion and cilantro with green chile salsa,or on a little loaf of white bread,called "pan blanco".Traditional barbacoa is made by cooking the entire cow head by burying it the ground with hot coals.Foods served on the bread are called "tortas",specialty of the sidewalk vendors.Berria is a whole goat cooked barbacoa style,yummy. Tongue or "lingua" is prepared and served the same way and equally as good.I just don't like cilantro much.Another really good one is "tripas" Goat intestines fried in a big skillet served in a taco.Taste is kinda like bacon.The bid skillet thing is more like a wok and called a "disco" usually used outside with a home-made burner like the burner out of a hot water heater,like any outdoor barbeque.Lots of beer drinking and the men cook.Lots of fun.

[THE FEZ MAN]

crow. i had to re-up one of my 3 subs.


yea, humble pie is quite bitter, im still waiting to re sub, im hoping to abuse the staff at xm billing a to make it sweeter

[BeerBelly]

slow smoked beef heart is suprislingly good
(is that a word? fuckit)

[ginaf20697]

Dick. Definitely dick.

[THE FEZ MAN]

its not the dick thats bad, but the kinda has a bit of a "twang" too it

[NikkorTheMonk]

Tanzania 1998. On our way to the Serengetti. Massai village en-route. Goat meat that was sundried on the roof of a hut that was made from.. umm....goat shit. Not in a pan, or on wax paper. Three day old goat meat on a shit roof. Probably a local pratical joke they play on tourist.

[ginaf20697]

Who are you? Anthony Bourdain?

[Not You]

scrapple


First of all, Scrapple is delicious.

One time I ate a live Meal Worm. The first bite wasn't bad, then on the second the guts squirted into my mouth. That's when I nearly heaved.

[Capt.Caveman]

its not the dick thats bad, but the kinda has a bit of a "twang" too it

but the creamy filling at the end makes up for it

[Hudson]

Cockmeat....nothing but cock meat!....no homo.....just got home from the annual 4th of july bull roast and testicle festival.... I got paid 200 bucks cash if I ate a piece of bull dick.....I got the cash, but puked my brains out soon after......these crazy montanans........
(ps. don't drink and post)

[Kugzilla]

Sheep brain.

At "International Foods Day" in 7th grade at St. Paul's.

Done to impress a girl.
Mission Failed.

Brain kinda chewy, but really just absorbs the flavor of the sauce.

[Mark Pressure]

live ants, live shrimp, bull penis, balut, cicada grubs (fried), fermented shark, horse, sheeps head. just to name a few. When I travel the world I always eat local.

[disgustip8ed]

two fat girls.

[mstscc]

I had chicken hearts in one of those Brazilian steakhouse restaurants. Tastes like tough tendons and pennies. Sea urchin has a really gross, slimey texture too.

[Jimmy's Junk]

either woodchuck stew or grits. The stew because I knew it was woodchuck and the grits because it's grits.

[Prof Murder]

I had chicken hearts in one of those Brazilian steakhouse restaurants. Tastes like tough tendons and pennies. Sea urchin has a really gross, slimey texture too.

I had chicken hearts while in Panama a few years ago. It's tough and rather unjoyable.

I've had sea urchin, jelly fish, birds nest soup, conch, sea cucumber, fermented tofu and a bevy of awful items. My sister-in-law is Chinese and her parents are both traditional chinese cooks, so I get to eat real traditional Chinese cuisine.

The worst thing I've had was a century egg. It's a quail or duck egg that's buried and preserved in clay or sand for a few months. Then they pull it out of the sand, skin it and eat it. The egg is black on the outside and when you cut (or bite) into it, the yolk is a turquoise color and the white of the egg looks like coca-cola syrup. The texture is cheesy and gelatinous and the flavor is just fucking awful.

[Hudson]

either woodchuck stew or grits. The stew because I knew it was woodchuck and the grits because it's grits.
Kinda like woodchuck

[CrazyMrPoopSex]

a lightning bug

[Carolina Kike]

Squid in its own ink, or live sea urchin on the half shell. The squid was in Spain, the urchin was in Madagascar.

I'm a kike, so I normally eat tongue and liver. Stuffed derma is also excellent, not to mention gefilte fish.

By the way, I like jellyfish. Tastes like a sea weed salad.

[DowntownDave]

As someone who's spent alot of time in mexico,and been married to a mexican for 17 years,I can say menudo is delicious.Mainly tripe and hominy in a red chile broth(not really hot),occasionally people will put pigs feet in it.The tripe is actually not too bad,the texture takes a little getting used to.I don't eat he pigs feet if they are in it.

One thing I have always wondered about these third world savages that eat animal limbs and organs: what do they do with the real meat? Do they just throw the ham and pork roast away?

Let's see


1 someone elses booger
2 slugs
3 worms
4 $5000 worth of live tropical fish
5 someone elses puke (that one was on accident)
6 my own piss (also an accident


Now the piss thing I can get. You were probably drunk, naked and laying on your back. But how do you "accidently" eat someone else's puke? Were you kissing someone when they puked in your mouth? If so, may I recommend a breath mint next time?

[dschef]

Bleu cheese

[Onion Bag]

A fat girl, it was like eating butter flavored crisco, and I gained 10 lbs.

[Capt.Caveman]

One thing I have always wondered about these third world savages that eat animal limbs and organs: what do they do with the real meat? Do they just throw the ham and pork roast away?



Now the piss thing I can get. You were probably drunk, naked and laying on your back. But how do you "accidently" eat someone else's puke? Were you kissing someone when they puked in your mouth? If so, may I recommend a breath mint next time?

well the puke was at a bar. this girl sitting next to me was drinking long island iced teas. she got up and left and i seen a full glass. i thought it was her tea but no it was puke. it also seems that i was the only one who didn't see her puke in the glass. my friends just let me do it. i love those guys

my own piss was another fun one. i was driving to sc. i was pissing in one gatorade bottle and drinking out of the other.......it was bound to happen

[Not You]

my own piss was another fun one. i was driving to sc. i was pissing in one gatorade bottle and drinking out of the other.......it was bound to happen

Or you just don't drink the one that is warm to the touch.

[TEXAS TRUCKER]

I don't remember what it was called but I do remember a big red headed clown hanging around the place.

[oafanwyo]

two fat girls.



Didn't you learn after the first one? :puke:


One time I was forced to eat a 20 oz filet at Morton's that was almost medium when I asked for medium rare!!!! (yes I am a fance man)

[23 Skidoo]

Tiger Taint. And it was deeeeelicious.

[Capt.Caveman]

Or you just don't drink the one that is warm to the touch.

yea sounds easy enough but the other one wasn't cold either it was 6 hours old.

[Zona992006]

I was in Mexico doing things i can't explain, and these mexicans I was with made me try Menudo. It is a type of Mexican stew. Worst thing I have ever tasted. It tasted like someone dipped the bowl into pig shit mud and served it. Those fuckin wet backs ate it like it was Lacey Chaberts pussy. Sick just sick

dude, Menudo rocks. I love that crap...(well, its not crap exactly, its stomach lining but it is delisious)....only the white stuff not the red stuff though...Hmmm.

[South Jersey]

My dyke friend's pussy. We were drunk and I wanted to know if I was any good at eating pussy she said it was ok, but within six months she was bangin a guy!:D

[Sevenyars]

I don't remember what it was called but I do remember a big red headed clown hanging around the place.

Was it Dave's mom's dry ass cake?

[Sevenyars]

One time I was forced to eat a 20 oz filet at Morton's that was almost medium when I asked for medium rare!!!! (yes I am a fance man)

I would never put myself in such a compromising situation.

[theo]

A fat girl, it was like eating butter flavored crisco, and I gained 10 lbs.

when i was about 12, i would go to my grandmas on the weekend to watch cable tv (my step-dad was cheap), and at night after everyone went to bed i would jerk off to Rhonda Shear on USA Up All Night..., and i used butter flavored crisco for lube.

[blotto98]

As someone who's spent alot of time in mexico,and been married to a mexican for 17 years,I can say menudo is delicious.

well Sir with respect to Menudo, I guess we'll just agree to disagree.

Now if you want to talk about Moronga...........

[DowntownDave]

As someone who's spent alot of time in mexico,and been married to a mexican for 17 years,I can say menudo is delicious.

You married a Mexican. So much for the reliability of your tastes

[Cunt Smasher]

You married a Mexican. So much for the reliability of your tastes

I wanted a black girl,white girls wouldn't have me,I went halfway.

[Jims Rottweiler]

Chitlins, and cow brain. The brain didn't taste that bad, it's the texture that gets you, but chitlins are fucking horrendous. They literally taste like shit (I know, they are pig intestines, what else should I have expected).

Well, I could be wrong, but I think you're supposed to clean out the intestines before you eat them. Just sayin':action-sm

[ThunderPimp]

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