Ever wonder where Ralphie May went?

[Rackrunner]

Looks like he got a job that keeps him away. At least temporarily. http://www.sirius.com/servlet/ContentServer?pagename=Sirius/CachedPage&c=Channel&cid=1139320919472

[UCFGavin]

i say good luck to the guy

[Not You]

God luck to him, but I never found him funny.

[Rackrunner]

Considering the way the whole Cabbie thing went, if there was any truth to the "being heard on XM is a conflict of interest thing", we may not hear from him for a while, if ever.

[TEXAS TRUCKER]

Best wishes to Ralphie. At least he knows better than to trash talk O and A. I'm glad he's working steady.

[NoSurviivors]

Yeah.. I wouldn't hate the guy for getting work. Good for him.

[CM Mark]

Best of luck to Ralphie.

[jagsfans]

No I never did wonder. Good on him for not backstabbing.

On a side note does anyone else like Kathleen Madigan. She's the only chick comedian I can stand.

[jobson]

Thank god he won't be on the show anymore. He's an unfunny tub of goo. Whenever he's on i get the douche chills.

[Hydrosludge]

No

meow

[Probably Stoned]

Add my name to the list of "No, never wondered."

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Considering the way the whole Cabbie thing went, if there was any truth to the "being heard on XM is a conflict of interest thing", we may not hear from him for a while, if ever.

Yeah, isn't that why Breuer can't be on?

On a side note does anyone else like Kathleen Madigan. She's the only chick comedian I can stand.

Actually, yes. I can stand a few others, but not many. She's actually pretty funny.

[Freese]

Good riddence to fat rubbish.

[Than McNally]

fuck that un-funny douchechilling wanna be ex fat guy. blech

you stink sir, and i dont like you

[NortonsSTD]

No, I never did wonder. The guy was never funny on the show (to me) and there was always an uncomfortable feel in the studio when he was on. It was almost a "where do we fit this fat bastard into the show" type of vibe. I'm glad he wont be on the show any time soon, if ever....bye fatty.

[MilkmanDan]

Never found him funny, his standup I've caught on TV is some of the worst shit I've ever heard.

[YourAmishDaddy]

He ain't here


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[vegasbob]

Good luck to that Wigger

[YourAmishDaddy]

Good luck to that Wigger

Woudn't that be "Spigger?"

[Blu Swade]

I enjoyed him on 'The View"
He'll be missed, good luck bro!


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[Vyce]

Ever wonder where Ralphie May went?

No, not really. Just been enjoying the fact that he hasn't been on the show to drag it down.

[DanfromBoston]

glad he's found something else to do besides the show. now if we could only rid the Virus tour of Frank Caliendo

[oandapartycock]

glad he's found something else to do besides the show. now if we could only rid the Virus tour of Frank Caliendo

I just LOVE his John Madden impression. When you hear it you'd think you were listening to the real person.

[Plunkies]

Ever wonder where Ralphie May went?

Nope. But when he's on the show I wonder when he'll leave.

[yellowstonesteve]

good luck to Ralphie, always liked him on the show.

and Kathleen Madigan is horrible.

[Work Nuts]

I don't think he added much to the show. He just gets depressed when the fat jokes fly. Good luck to him though. another unfunny show on sirius, what are the odds.

[TallBaby]

Vos > Mordal > Ralphie > Madigan > Dat Phan

[Jimmy's Junk]

Not a big fan of his but I will say "Good luck, Bro." Glad to see he has a full time gig after he "saved" the show.

[PALLY]

No

[Kris_LTRMa]

Ralphie who?

nope - guess I haven't missed him ;)

[roche]

Vos > Mordal > Ralphie > Madigan > Dat Phan

Vos > Mordal > Ralphie > Madigan > A Steaming Pile of Shit > Dat Phan

[Captain_Spaulding]

No.:icon_eek:

[Captain_Spaulding]

Vos > Mordal > Ralphie > A Steaming Pile of Shit > Madigan > the dead gook sitting up against the wall in full metal jacket > Dat Phan

There. Fixed.

[Sidekick Dave]

Saw him in Worcester. He sucked. He wasn't a comedian IMO. On the way out of the area, this woman was handing out cards with his myspace page on it. I didn't know what it was until I read it. She just walks up to my face out of nowhere and says with a big smile. "Here you go!" I say "Oh, what's this?" She mutters under her breath "It's my husbands myspace page. Go fuck yourself." I would've called her a cunt, but she had some musclehead standing right next to her.

[izzy izkowitz]

Vos > Mordal > Ralphie > Madigan > Dat Phan

Chris Hansen at dateline > Ralphie

[TallBaby]

Ralphie had an hour long special on Comedy Central recently. Probably a rerun, but I hadnt seen it before. He really wasnt funny. A couple good lines, but it was mostly boring....and he kept talking about how he was consiered edgy, but only made a couple midget jokes.

[Squat Toilet]

Nope. But when he's on the show I wonder when he'll leave. :clap::clap::clap:

[NoFilterPaul]

I must admit, he did very well at the Vegas tour show... very good

[sknight]

Wish him the best of luck in the future. Work for comics is hard to come by.

Don't forget: there would be no O and A right now if it wasn't for Ralphie May. He saved the fucking show for no reason other than he knew what to do right off the cuff.

[JerseyMeatHook]

No.

[Dani75]

Wish him the best of luck in the future. Work for comics is hard to come by.

Don't forget: there would be no O and A right now if it wasn't for Ralphie May. He saved the fucking show for no reason other than he knew what to do right off the cuff.

Alright, I am not by any means a noob, but WTF does this mean. I hope your only joking and I am doesn't get the bit girl right now.

[seeinred]

Vos > Mordal > Ralphie > Madigan > A Steaming Pile of Shit > Dat Phan

Seriously. I'm glad to know other people found Mordal funny. It for sure should have been him and Vos in the finals.

[kenduddly]

Um.... underage girls,jager and police.
Cut the fuckin guy some slack.Did I find him funny on the show?No.Was he funny when I saw him live..yea he was pretty funny.
That fat shit did save the fuckin show so he has a free pass for life with me.Good luck tubby.

[sknight]

I found Dat Phan hysterical.

[seeinred]

I found Dat Phan hysterical.

I thought he definitely had some funny parts to his act. But every single time he performed on the show, it was almost exactly the same thing. I thought his Mortal Kombat pissing thing was hilarious though, FWIW.

[Chester'sLiver]

<--- another "No, I never wondered"

[Sidekick Dave]

Saw him in Worcester. He sucked. He wasn't a comedian IMO. On the way out of the area, this woman was handing out cards with his myspace page on it. I didn't know what it was until I read it. She just walks up to my face out of nowhere and says with a big smile. "Here you go!" I say "Oh, what's this?" She mutters under her breath "It's my husbands myspace page. Go fuck yourself." I would've called her a cunt, but she had some musclehead standing right next to her.
Oh I forgot to add the most important part of the story. That woman was Ralphie May's wife.

[seeinred]

Oh I forgot to add the most important part of the story. That woman was Ralphie May's wife.

Isn't his wife super blazing hot? I thought they showed her on LCS before and she was waaaaaaay too hot for him. Good for him if it's the chick I'm thinking of.

[yellowstonesteve]

Alright, I am not by any means a noob, but WTF does this mean. I hope your only joking and I am doesn't get the bit girl right now.

not a joke, people have short memories though based on most of the posts in this thread.

[sknight]

I thought he definitely had some funny parts to his act. But every single time he performed on the show, it was almost exactly the same thing. I thought his Mortal Kombat pissing thing was hilarious though, FWIW.

Actually, I was kidding. Dat Phan is awful.

[Boz]

May his shitbag break in Sterns studio.

[circpro]

Short answer: No

Ralphie May's Bluer Than Blue
Tuesday 9 pm ET
Welcome to Bluer than Blue, late-night Blue Collar Radio, where Ralphie May is large and in charge with some non-PC comedy.

bleech

[seeinred]

Actually, I was kidding. Dat Phan is awful.
Well, you have succeeded in making me feel stupid. But I stand by my assertion that he said funny things from time to time on the show. The funniest though was when they played hide and seek with him, and he came back all pissed and said "I'm never playing hide-and-seek with you guys again." That one had me going simply because of how stupid it was.

[sidepiece]

Is this a comedy channel for homo comics deep in the closet?

[OlGravyLeg]

I appreciate what he did for the show and he seems like a nice enough guy but he's just not funny. Glad to see he has something good going for himself which will keep him away from O&A.

[CaptainWacky]

I appreciate what he did for the show and he seems like a nice enough guy but he's just not funny. Glad to see he has something good going for himself which will keep him away from O&A.

What did he do for the show? Every time he was on he bombed. I could not stand his wigger talk.

[Ted the Poster]

If you hadn't started this thread, I would've never thought of Ralphie May ever again.

[OlGravyLeg]

What did he do for the show? Every time he was on he bombed. I could not stand his wigger talk.


According to Opie, he kept them in a job.

I agree he's never had a good appearance on the show though and he always sounded completely out of his league compared to any of the other comics on the show.

[Beeman99]

he's an unfunny lardass, but he did save the show once, so it ain't all that bad. Good luch to him.

[stix5455]

What did he do for the show? Every time he was on he bombed. I could not stand his wigger talk.
Without him, there would be no XM show now.

[J. PETERSON]

good...keep him!

[Kurto2021]

the explanations of what he did are awful so far. Here is what happened (hypothetically) in pictures

http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/m/ma/mandab75/507752_young_girl.jpg

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/26/10/22861026.jpg

http://www.dfp.com.ph/modules/osC/images/JAGERMEISTER.jpg

http://www.addictlab.com/labfiles/thumbs/150/Objet_2_variante.jpg

http://www.psni.police.uk/police_car_lr.jpg

http://www.funnymyspace.com/x23/data/upimages/raphie.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/python/1/0/7/-/-/-/StopSign-Large.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/radio/1/0/_/7/OpieAnthonyWFNY-FM-2.jpg

http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Ginohn/pix/0205/House3.jpg

[gleet]

Enough with your technical mumbo-jumbo. Explain it in layman's terms.

[roche]

Enough with your technical mumbo-jumbo. Explain it in layman's terms.

What he posted pretty much lays it all out. ::hammer:

[Beeman99]

the explanations of what he did are awful so far. Here is what happened (hypothetically) in pictures

http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/m/ma/mandab75/507752_young_girl.jpg

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/26/10/22861026.jpg

http://www.dfp.com.ph/modules/osC/images/JAGERMEISTER.jpg

http://www.addictlab.com/labfiles/thumbs/150/Objet_2_variante.jpg

http://www.psni.police.uk/police_car_lr.jpg

http://www.funnymyspace.com/x23/data/upimages/raphie.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/python/1/0/7/-/-/-/StopSign-Large.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/radio/1/0/_/7/OpieAnthonyWFNY-FM-2.jpg

http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Ginohn/pix/0205/House3.jpg


well done, and if anyone can't figure it out after seeing that, then you are a waterhead

[angrykirby]

can we get bob kelly a show on serius?

[RoleModel]

I don't get the Ralphie bashing. I think he's great.

Good on him for getting a show.

[Wilmington WOW]

thought his stand up was terrible
he never fit in on the show with the other comics and hosts
but he was a freind of the show and seemed like a good guy
so good luck to ralphy

just dont back on the O&A show

[mattiew23m]

the explanations of what he did are awful so far. Here is what happened (hypothetically) in pictures

http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/m/ma/mandab75/507752_young_girl.jpg

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/26/10/22861026.jpg

http://www.dfp.com.ph/modules/osC/images/JAGERMEISTER.jpg

http://www.addictlab.com/labfiles/thumbs/150/Objet_2_variante.jpg

http://www.psni.police.uk/police_car_lr.jpg

http://www.funnymyspace.com/x23/data/upimages/raphie.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/python/1/0/7/-/-/-/StopSign-Large.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/radio/1/0/_/7/OpieAnthonyWFNY-FM-2.jpg

http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Ginohn/pix/0205/House3.jpg


HAHAHA THAT'S TERRIFIC :clap: He did indeed save the day.. Good luck to him. As long as he does not bash the O&A, I wish him all the luck in the world

[simoninnola]

Yeah ya know, I can't really think of anything funny about an obese guy who is white and makes stupid jokes and talks in a black voice.

[fkent484]

Don't care for him at all.

[cknight725]

Well, I for one know that when I think of Blue Collar Comedy, I think of Ralphie ...


Nice Head Deeek!

[The Stormrider]

I never thought he was funny on the show, but whatever. Anything "Blue Collar" sucks ass.

[Boz]

Until I saw this thread, I thought he WAS black.

[Iron Duke]

At the Virus tour last year in Camden, he got booed off the stage because he wasn't funny. Never really thought he was. I say give him a show on Howard 101.

[poopiebottoms]

He looks like a fat lesbian.

Never was a fan of him or his comedy, and usually was bored through his show appearances. Though if he made the transition without back-stabbing the boys, then he's at least not an ass.

How did he save the show? I'm not too quick.

[Ovaherenow]

i'm glad he's gone.

I never thought he was funny.