Britney Spears Is A Mess Thread

[NightStalker3]

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Britney Goes Swimming In Her Underwear!!

Days after slapping her momma (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,289756,00.html) Britney is house hunting in Malibu and pulls over and takes a dip in the ocean.

http://www.midnightassassinsgroup.net/opieandanthony/britney/spears1.jpg

More Pics Here.. (http://flynetonline.buzznet.com/2007/07/britney-goes-swimming-in-her-underwear.html)

[Three Hole Puncher]

Yeesh.

[Slow Bollards]

I don't know...She looks pretty good there to me. Look at my sig and you can understand why my tastes are somewhat forgiving. Too bad that after two kids her gash must look like ground zero.

[Mother Shucker]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a176/rustytrombone1027/britney_spears_cottage_cheese_01-1.jpg

[Bud8Weiser]

Save for that gravel driveway pic I don't think she looks bad. I still hit it.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

No wonder why every guy that bangs her is three sheets in the wind. :icon_eek:

[ChimneyFish]

Save for that gravel driveway pic I don't think she looks bad. I still hit it.

Because you might be heterosexual.

[YaHearIHearMe]

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[Chino Kapone]

whos the blonde?

[Creampier]

I'd still hit it.... but I don't like the tattoos by her gash! Whatever possesses chicks to get tatts there, I'll never know!

[mendozathejew]

its an improvement I'll give her that

[Zona992006]

No wonder why every guy that bangs her is three sheets in the wind. :icon_eek:

She is a credit to your race...

[NightStalker3]

its an improvement I'll give her that

Indeed, now that she is her own manager maybe she can get back into making records. Until then I am sure there will be more hillbilly instances.

[Joe Avezzano]

Other than the dumpy ass it's not that bad. You'd still have to hit just to say you did her.

[OandA_Chris]

She has to be the leader in the celebrity death pool.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

She is a credit to your race...

At least we call out our trash when we see it. :action-sm

[Simby19]

When was the last time she made music? Although one could argue it's not music at all, but you get the picture. There should be a "Bucket of Aids" subcategory for her, Lohan, Paris, etc.

[NightStalker3]

July 20, 2007 Britney Spears was spotted on the set of her new music video for "Get Back".

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/britney_spears_starts_filming.php

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/14051115.html#cutid1

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/britney-spears-get-back-candids-00.jpg

When was the last time she made music? Although one could argue it's not music at all, but you get the picture. There should be a "Bucket of Aids" subcategory for her, Lohan, Paris, etc.

True perhaps a single thread somewhere is needed for all of these whores. (Paris, Lindsay, Kim K, Britney...)

[highway23]

cottage cheese body

[LAX]

I don't think she looks to awful in the beach pictures...Most of the singer/celebs don't really get into shape until they go on tour anyway.

[FAngel]

July 20, 2007 Britney Spears was spotted on the set of her new music video for "Get Back".


For the love of God, tell me that isn't a Beatles cover...:icon_eek:

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Britney "lip-sync" Spears is a highly paid stripper.

[kloraferm]

Other than the dumpy ass it's not that bad. You'd still have to hit just to say you did her.
Exactly, but it's still kind of a shame to see that the "old Britney" is no more.

[YaHearIHearMe]

Here's some more of this skank for those who enjoy her.


It's over honey, sorry (http://totallycrap.com/galleries/galleries_britney_spears_black_mini_dress/)

Did someone say honey??? Grrrrrrrrr.

[Fruit Monkey]

Ok im sorry but there aint 1 guy on this board who wouldnt fuck her like there was no tomorrow. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL. We all would fawn and jump at the chance. If any of u met her u would be mumble mouth.

[YaHearIHearMe]

Ok im sorry but there aint 1 guy on this board who wouldnt fuck her like there was no tomorrow. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL. We all would fawn and jump at the chance. If any of u met her u would be mumble mouth.

Ummmm No I would not and that is gods honest truth. I would like to kick her in the chin with the heel of my foot with out a doubt. I cant stand her and the other ones that you and most peolpe would say the same thing about, like paris, linsey, just not my type whats so ever, and no im not a fag.:icon_mrgr

[Mother Shucker]

and no im not a fag.:icon_mrgr

Yes you are, you just don't know it.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

How much is she going to pay me to bang her?

[mikeybot]

The way she's been looking. Nope.

[silentbob8201]

Ummmm No I would not and that is gods honest truth. I would like to kick her in the chin with the heel of my foot with out a doubt. I cant stand her and the other ones that you and most peolpe would say the same thing about, like paris, linsey, just not my type whats so ever, and no im not a fag.:icon_mrgr

im going to have to agree. i mean come on you could find a better looking girl working the check out line at Walmart

[YaHearIHearMe]

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Thats what im saying

[Creampier]

im going to have to agree. i mean come on you could find a better looking girl working the check out line at Walmart



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Thats what im saying


I have very low standards, so I still would! But I am overwhelmed with douche chills whenever this whole "You're an ass bandit if you wouldn't do her" bullshit crops up in a "X is a disaster" thread. Puhh-lease! Honestly, there's a good 20 chicks I have in mind off the top of my head who I'd want to nail before Brit as well!

[commish13]

Ronnie B himself would call you gay for not wanting to fuck Britney.

[NightStalker3]

Brit Finally Bringing Sexy Back! (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/14077818.html#cutid1)

http://i8.tinypic.com/4mv0cqu.jpg

[Simby19]

Here's a paparazzi video of her cursing the photographer our and telling the "fat fuck" to go on Weight Watchers. Irony much? Oh yeah and her baby is crying in the back seat.


http://208.179.27.213/flash/LERHNV200707A.swf