Opie and Anthony Listening Thread - "Phone Call Thursday" - July 26, 2007

[Natesac]

miss "Butt Rub Wednesday"

[Absolutely]

I miss "Cat Meow Everyday"
People had to ruin it.

[Natesac]

I'll try to make Phone Call Thursday proud and actually have something good to say.


...or I'll just stink.

[cokelogic]

I miss "Cat Meow Everyday"
People had to ruin it.Ruined it? They annihilated it.

Victim of the modern age! Poor, poor bit.

[cokelogic]

I'll try to make Phone Call Thursday proud and actually have something good to say.


...or I'll just stink.I think it's better if you have nothing to say. Lots of dead air in the wake of your Happy Phone Call Thursday blessings.

[Drown the Clown]

Bob Eatman's kids are hilarious. :icon_lol:

[Natesac]

Ruined it? They annihilated it.

Victim of the modern age! Poor, poor bit.

Victim of the modern age? I thought that the darkies had that phrase trademarked.

[cokelogic]

Here's an audio clip I put together using the Laughing Anchors.
http://media.putfile.com/Laughing-Anchors-Happiness

[Natesac]

Here's an audio clip I put together using the Laughing Anchors.
http://media.putfile.com/Laughing-Anchors-Happiness

:clap::clap:

[Absolutely]

The laughing clip can literally make any other clip funny.
The "Hold on, hold on..." is the best part.
No matter what it is I start laughing along with those two idiots

What's the serial rapist audio from?

[mendozathejew]

nice work as always cokelogic

[Flea_Man]

I can't wait for extreme male camel toe!


wait what?

[cokelogic]

The laughing clip can literally make any other clip funny.
The "Hold on, hold on..." is the best part.
No matter what it is I start laughing along with those two idiots

What's the serial rapist audio from?The movie Happiness. If you haven't seen it, rent it. It's a good movie.

[mattiew23m]

Happy Phone call Thursday :) Fez trying out the stripper pole should be hysterical today

[cokelogic]

Great find with the Simpsons pic, Flea.

[Natesac]

What's the serial rapist audio from?

It's only natural that you've blocked it out.

Maybe you need someone to talk to...


:action-sm

[cokelogic]

Happy Phone call Thursday :) Fez trying out the stripper pole should be hysterical todayToo bad it's on the FM side, I'd like him to dance to "Fuck the Pain Away".

[English Gent]

Word, shitdicks.

[Absolutely]

I'm hoping Fez hangs out for a break or more today.
He's more than just a pair of tits and a great ass.

[SickSean]

morning baggers

[English Gent]

morning baggers

Fuck you.











:action-sm

[cokelogic]

Fun Fact: Jimmy is a plug whore.

[norton23]

PERV WOOOO :clap:

[SickSean]

Fuck you.











:action-sm
only if u dont use a love glove

[English Gent]

How about 'kiddie-fiddler Thursday': they take calls from guys as they're molesting children.

[cokelogic]

Erock Stripper Pole (http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/displaymedia.cfm/id/15506/page/show_video_number_15506.html)

[Earth2murf]

i have nothing to add

[The Sarge]

What's the FM number?¿?

[mendozathejew]

never miss an opportunity

[moegolden]

I will take a huge risk and bring the hotness.
this was in the daily news today
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5166/kathy3wg2.jpg

believe it or not....Kathy Griffin

[norton23]

What's the FM number?¿?

dude when I was a kid I used to have Joe Montanna's starting lineup figure and I would rip his arms and legs off,,,he took the occasional beating from my wwf wrestling superstars as well:action-sm

[Natesac]

The phone is always a fun way to listen to the show.

[English Gent]

I will take a huge risk and bring the hotness.
this was in the daily news today
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5166/kathy3wg2.jpg

believe it or not....Kathy Griffin

Jesus, the photoshop artist must have died of exhaustion after doing that photo.

[The Sarge]

dude when I was a kid I used to have Joe Montanna's starting lineup figure and I would rip his arms and legs off,,,he took the occasional beating from my wwf wrestling superstars as well:action-sm

Those same Joe Montana figures I have...STILL in the package are worth 80 dollars a pop. I have two.

BTW, I got the number....."Well tanx for nuttin'"

[krisko]

mornin folks.....happy far away phone call thursdee :)

edit: i stink, there is no far away phone calls today

[Absolutely]

The real Kathy Griffin
http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/kathygriffin.jpg

[cokelogic]

I will take a huge risk and bring the hotness.
this was in the daily news today
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5166/kathy3wg2.jpg

believe it or not....Kathy GriffinWow. She looks fantastic. Luckily, the photo can't open it's mouth and start talking.

And Loki, I think you're wrong. This wasn't the work of a single photoshop artist. There was a team involved here. And yes, after they all died.

[norton23]

Phone call thursday from cape cod?

[cokelogic]

The real Kathy Griffin
http://www.lasvegasvegas.com/kathygriffin.jpg
The real Carrot Top.
http://delivery.viewimages.com/xv/56288487.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19396908EAF14430D358DCC34E702901F58 302014D8C0AD7890

[Absolutely]

Erock Stripper Pole (http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/displaymedia.cfm/id/15506/page/show_video_number_15506.html)

How unbelievably gay, more than normal, does Steve look in this video.
Getting a nice cock's eye view of young Eric, and then he puts his bear arms out wanting Erock to throw him his "top"

[Natesac]

Holy shit, I love that video of Erock on the stripper pole.








No homo.

[alclark]

Morning baggers :action-sm

http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/DbLiteGraphic/200707/1155227.jpg

877-212-6263

[SickSean]

Erock Stripper Pole (http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/displaymedia.cfm/id/15506/page/show_video_number_15506.html)

Erock has a huge grin on his face, he's 16secs from poppin wood, what a mo

[The Sarge]

Morning baggers :action-sm

http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/DbLiteGraphic/200707/1155227.jpg

877-212-6263


Thank you, sir.

[Natesac]

I can't believe that cat hasn't been indicted yet. Rhode Island investigators stink.

[moegolden]

mary louise parker
this is supposed to be a real promo shot.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1200/903482497_65f05fed36_o.jpg

[norton23]

I was hearing this exact same story on the news in the background on tv as they were talking about it,,,too early for stuff like that, CREEPY!

[Absolutely]

mary louise parker
this is supposed to be a real promo shot.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1200/903482497_65f05fed36_o.jpg

Real?
You mean the snaked was shopped in??

Is it weird that I'm obsessed with Elizabeth Perkins (Who is in Weeds). She's hot for an old bag.

[English Gent]

Holy shit, I love that video of Erock on the stripper pole.








No homo.


Faggot.

[alclark]

Maybe an orderly is too busy with a "friend" of one of the patients and doesn't notice the rest of them partying. After a patient gets laid and gets found out by the head orderly, he commits suicide. The patient who brought the "friend" then chokes out the head orderly, resulting in his lobotomy, and get smothered by a large Indian gentleman.

So, it wasn't the cat's fault after all.

[cokelogic]

Real?
You mean the snaked was shopped in??

Is it weird that I'm obsessed with Elizabeth Perkins (Who is in Weeds). She's hot for an old bag.I haven't seen Weeds, but Elizabeth Perkins was old years ago. How old can she look now?

[Dre]

Morning Baggers. :action-sm

How is everyone?

Morning baggers :action-sm

http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/DbLiteGraphic/200707/1155227.jpg

877-212-6263


And, thank you sir. :clap:

[Natesac]

I like to make my dog get up over and over again just so I can watch him do his cute little turn before he lays back down.

[krisko]

my boyfriend's cat comes in the bedroom sometimes when we are being intimate, it give me the creeps but i don't want to stop to kick him out.

[IDidItAll]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5166/kathy3wg2.jpg



Nope. Still looks like Andy Dick in a dress to me.

[norton23]

JUST PUT THE DAMN GAME ON! HE RAISED HIS HAND! DON'T DO THIS HE RAISED HIS HAND!


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/One_Flew_Over_the_Cuckoo%27s_Nest_poster.jpg

[Absolutely]

I haven't seen Weeds, but Elizabeth Perkins was old years ago. How old can she look now?

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/85/49/0000008549_20060920153551.jpg

Not bad

[krisko]

I haven't seen Weeds, but Elizabeth Perkins was old years ago. How old can she look now?

i don't know how, but she does look lovely in the show

[cokelogic]

my boyfriend's cat comes in the bedroom sometimes when we are being intimate, it give me the creeps but i don't want to stop to kick him out.Your boyfriend's cat is a cuckold.

[alclark]

ooooo, krisko

[Natesac]

krisko... we know that you love it when the dog watches... that you're secretly wishing your boyfriend was as well-hung :)

[IDidItAll]

Hey! That "pretend its dark outside" thing worked pretty good to trick the gremlins in Gremlins 2 !!

[moegolden]

Your boyfriend's cat is a cuckold.

"cat cuckold thursday" - now that would make for funny phone calls.

[Natesac]

Your boyfriend's cat is a cuckold.

hehe

[Absolutely]

Just a lil white cat eating black-man cum out of a puss.

[krisko]

krisko... we know that you love it when the dog watches... that you're secretly wishing your boyfriend was as well-hung :)

my dog is dead...thanks a lot dude.

















:action-sm

[English Gent]

Cats are fascist cunts.

[madbam]

Mornin Baggers....Hey Krisko got a mention....nice job....here is some phone call thursdee hotness:

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4558/targetpreview16bn1.jpg

[moegolden]

Yippee!

mary louise parker
this is supposed to be a real promo shot.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1200/903482497_65f05fed36_o.jpg

Mary-Louise Parker Goes Bud-naked for Weeds Promo

Did you see the nude centerfold of Mary-Louise Parker? Oh, that's right — you don't work for TV Guide; I do. A press kit for Showtime's upcoming double-bill of Weeds and Californication features on its cover M-LP and David Duchovny making like Adam and Eve, accompanied by a snake, an apple and some tagline about "temptation." Open the Weeds brochure's foldout and Parker is shown with back turned to the camera and wearing nothing but the aforementioned slitherer and a marijuana sprig in her hair, her trunk in full view. "Yep, that's really her," confirms a Showtime rep. Adds series creator Jenji Kohan, "Her ass looks good!" Gee, ya think?

Duchovny in the Californication kit? Not naked.

[cokelogic]

Fez needs to do a male camel toe when he comes in.

[krisko]

Mornin Baggers....Hey Krisko got a mention....nice job....here is some phone call thursdee hotness:

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4558/targetpreview16bn1.jpg

you always make me smile bam...well you're pictures....but you're alright too :)

[cokelogic]

Mornin' Bam. Nice pic.

[Absolutely]

I've never understood the girl with snake photo.
Snakes creep me out, are disgusting, and have fang-teeth.
Why add that to a hot girl?

I'm anti girl with snake photos

[Absolutely]

I love the sig-pic addition Coke

[moegolden]

I've never understood the girl with snake photo.
Snakes creep me out, are disgusting, and have fang-teeth.
Why add that to a hot girl?

I'm anti girl with snake photos

i feel that way about tattoos on chicks.

[krisko]

i feel that way about tattoos on chicks.

what if you can't really see them? i have three but i don't really like it when girls are covered with them.

[cokelogic]

what if you can't really see them? i have three but i don't really like it when girls are covered with them.I don't like the massively covered with tats either, but there will always be a spot in my bed for a Suicide Girl.

[moegolden]

what if you can't really see them? i have three but i don't really like it when girls are covered with them.

i don't mind small, concealed ones much, but the theory behind the tramp stamp is one of the truly greatest stereotypes of all time.

a friend once told me not only a tramp stamp guarantees non-virginity, it quadruples the odds of anal.

[cokelogic]

a friend once told me not only a tramp stamp guarantees non-virginity, it quadruples the odds of anal.Problem?

[whitebeard]

a friend once told me not only a tramp stamp guarantees non-virginity, it quadruples the odds of anal.


Note to self, verify tramp stamp first......

[norton23]

what if you can't really see them? i have three but i don't really like it when girls are covered with them.

depends where they are and what they are

[cokelogic]

My poor scare cat just crawled under the bed because it's thundering outside.

[alclark]

I don't like the massively covered with tats either, but there will always be a spot in my bed for a Suicide Girl.
Did someone say Suicide Girl?

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/4055/05bl1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/238/22ek6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/8130/49uo2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[cokelogic]

depends where they are and what they areHow about swastikas all over her arms and back?

[umo]

Nobody gives a shit about the steroid issue. Baseball attendance, owner's profits and player's salaries are at an all time high. Fans and chicks love the long ball. Steroid hysteria is a sports media creation.

[krisko]

i don't mind small, concealed ones much, but the theory behind the tramp stamp is one of the truly greatest stereotypes of all time.

a friend once told me not only a tramp stamp guarantees non-virginity, it quadruples the odds of anal.

i'm always trying to figure out whether or not one of mine is a tramp stamp, it's not in the middle of my lower back it's on the side above my left cheek, like the "love handle" area....i know describing as love handle area is hot but i can't figure out what else to call it

[moegolden]

How about swastikas all over her arms and back?

there is a pretty hot new porn actress who had a huge one....they modified it into a flower bud when she got in the biz. maybe she realized who produces the porn

[alclark]

How about swastikas all over her arms and back?

I prefer just the word "the who."




this old gag

[Dre]

I HATE fat girls!

[krisko]

because their ears aren't fat. thats why people who have horrible bodies still buy nice shoes, because thats the only part of their body that doesn't look ridiculous

[moegolden]

there is a pretty hot new porn actress who had a huge one....they modified it into a flower bud when she got in the biz. maybe she realized who produces the porn
here she is....
http://www.goldstarmodeling.com/index.php?page=modelBio&id=1057

[Natesac]

I love it when Alex Rodriguez homers, but last night's celebration got a little homo...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/Natesac/arod.jpg

[cokelogic]

Back boob contest. Have women put bras on backwards and see who looks the best.

[krisko]

I love it when Alex Rodriguez homers, but last night's celebration got a little homo...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/Natesac/arod.jpg

homo or hot? just sayin

[umo]

My wife has a weight problem

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/wife.jpg

[norton23]

HEY im not overweight,,,then again I don't do "road shows" :action-sm

[umo]

The secret to losing weight
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/tammy1.jpg

[Stig]

Is it really necessary for the boys to treat fat people like they're *******?

Mornin' Baggers!

[krisko]

i watched this movie for the first time with my boyfriend and i couldn't stop cracking up, he thought i was a psycopath...he's probably right

[krisko]

Is it really necessary for the boys to treat fat people like they're *******?

Mornin' Baggers!

probably

morning sweetie:action-sm

[cokelogic]

The secret to losing weight
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/umo/tammy1.jpgThe secret to weight loss is to be cursed by a witchdoctor?

[Stig]

i'm always trying to figure out whether or not one of mine is a tramp stamp, it's not in the middle of my lower back it's on the side above my left cheek, like the "love handle" area....i know describing as love handle area is hot but i can't figure out what else to call it

The Tickle Spot? :action-sm

[norton23]

How about swastikas all over her arms and back?

:icon_mrgr

[Dre]

I hate all of these goddamn Laugh Attack commericals, they're the worst.

[alclark]

I hate all of these goddamn Laugh Attack commericals, they're the worst.
I'd like to stick a shank a quarter of a decimeter up that guy's urethra.

[Awful Me]

Did Laugh Attack get converted to a "Canadian" Channel as part of the deal to have xm up there since you have to have so much canadian content? I don't remember all the canadian style promos a few years back.

[Stig]

Did Laugh Attack get converted to a "Canadian" Channel as part of the deal to have xm up there since you have to have so much canadian content? I don't remember all the canadian style promos a few years back.

The short answer is this: Yes.

[krisko]

his fists were where?

[Mobo]

Morning Baggers! Anyone check the news for self-inflicted gun shot wound stories? I noticed there's no posts from Mr. Adams this morning.

[krisko]

Morning Baggers! Anyone check the news for self-inflicted gun shot wound stories? I noticed there's no posts from Mr. Adams this morning.

he's broadcasting, he can't be with us this morning

[Stig]

Morning Baggers! Anyone check the news for self-inflicted gun shot wound stories? I noticed there's no posts from Mr. Adams this morning.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! No Hitter Rules!!!:icon_mad:

[Dre]

I want, "guy storing dead teen".

[krisko]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! No Hitter Rules!!!:icon_mad:

it's too late now, it's been jinxed

[madbam]

his fists were where?

WHo fisted who?....what?

[Stig]

I want, "guy storing dead teen".

Want a picture of her? :haha7:

[alclark]

he's broadcasting, he can't be with us this morning

I thought he might be with our favorite coke whoring book stealer doing camera work in San Diego.

[Stig]

it's too late now, it's been jinxed

Fuck. :icon_evil

[krisko]

WHo fisted who?....what?

hot

[Dre]

Stupid sloppy murderers.

[moegolden]

now, i turn into prude older guy when i am near teen girls.

[krisko]

laughing audio with that audio? too soon?

[Mobo]

laughing audio with that audio? too soon?

I was laughing listening to it....

[Stig]

I thought he might be with our favorite gay, coke whoring book stealer doing camera work in San Diego.

Fixed it for ya. Really.

[Puffy_McScrote]

Good morning, kids.

[Awful Me]

It's just like Jerry Springer: Obese Women love skinny men.

[Mobo]

Fixed it for ya. Really.

Anybody ever feel like telling that guy, "Aw, do it already."?

[Stig]

FEZ!

[Dre]

Yaaaayyyyy Fezzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[krisko]

Anybody ever feel like telling that guy, "Aw, do it already."?

um...no homo?

[Natesac]

Jimmy: Yeah, lose that shirt, babygirl!

[Stig]

Honest to God... These "I like to party!" Hot Rod ads are driving me nuts. If this is the funniest part of the movie, it has to suck pretty hard.

[krisko]

les stroud is the shit

[cokelogic]

Honest to God... These "I like to party!" Hot Rod ads are driving me nuts. If this is the funniest part of the movie, it has to suck pretty hard.I agree that the one commercial they put together has been run into the ground and rendered unfunny (not that is was funny to start with), but I am looking forward to the movie. Looks promising. With Simpsons and Super Bad, there are a few movies I want to check out in the next few weeks.

[alclark]

You know that old gag where the credits roll and all the names are the same person? That's the reality for Les Stroud.

[cokelogic]

You know that old gag where the credits roll and all the names are the same person? That's the reality for Les Stroud.Even 'best boy'?

[alclark]

Even 'best boy'?

He's his own assistant.

[Stig]

Even 'best boy'?

Well, Obviously that's Jimmy.

[Dre]

This guy is a pretty good interview, I love Shark Week, watch it every year.

[Mobo]

Survivorman? More like "Potty Mouth Man".

[cokelogic]

"Dopes with big teeth". Rich Vos is a shark?

[norton23]

This guy is a pretty good interview, I love Shark Week, watch it every year.


me too excited bout it

[seeinred]

This guy is a pretty good interview, I love Shark Week, watch it every year.
Is it actually good, or are you just going to think any interview is good after Tuesday?

[Razor Roman]

Hey y'all. Happy Phonecall Thursdee!!!!!

Also, Happy Cat Jack Thursdee!

Rock out with your pussy out!

[norton23]

Survivorman? More like "Potty Mouth Man".

:D I noticed he said pussy

[Stig]

"Dopes with big teeth". Rich Vos is a shark?

Sharks don't have Vienna sausage fins.

[user name]

I'm really starting to like this guy.

[Palerider4146]

I like Survivorman! Good guest so far and he did say pussies. So if Les Stroud and Mike Rowe had a child, it might be the ultimate man ever!

[norton23]

you get a sense of where he's arcing or going to arc HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Stig]

Is it actually good, or are you just going to think any interview is good after Tuesday?

The Corys dropped my expectations for pretty much every aspect of life. The bar is set mighty low right now. In fact, it's buried.

[Natesac]

Fun Fact: Shark Week has been canceled due to this interview.

[Mobo]

I was refering to the use of "shit"....clearly not FCC compliant.

[Stig]

I like Survivorman! Good guest so far and he did say pussies. So if Les Stroud and Mike Rowe had a child, it might be the ultimate man ever!

That would be one dirty job, creating that kid...Herm...Humph...

[Palerider4146]

This guy would kill the Coreys and fuck their decomposing corpses because he is that much of a man!

[cokelogic]

Leave it to Anthony for figuring out the odds. Bet bet betbetbet bet!

[seeinred]

This guy would kill the Coreys and fuck their decomposing corpses because he is that much of a man!

It takes a man to do that? I'm pretty sure my 16 year old brother that almost died in a car accident last month could do that right now.

[Awful Me]

Honest to God... These "I like to party!" Hot Rod ads are driving me nuts. If this is the funniest part of the movie, it has to suck pretty hard.



If you think the promo is bad, wait until it comes out. The soundtrack is almost completely by Europe.

[Stig]

It would have been cooler for Steve Irwin to be hit by one of these.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/DES/D694~Chevy-Corvette-Stingray-Posters.jpg

[moegolden]

Did Bill Maher really do this?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/01/maherirwin_narrowweb__300x404,0.jpg

[Mobo]

Survive Fezzy douchebag!

[Palerider4146]

It takes a man to do that? I'm pretty sure my 16 year old brother that almost died in a car accident last month could do that right now.


Good point sir, good point!

All kidding aside, I hope your brother is doing ok.

[Palerider4146]

Did Bill Maher really do this?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/01/maherirwin_narrowweb__300x404,0.jpg

I believe he did, which actually give me a bit of respect for him.

[cokelogic]

Did Bill Maher really do this?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/01/maherirwin_narrowweb__300x404,0.jpgIf by this, you mean: get old as fuck. Yes. He should find the doctor that fixed up Kathy Griffin.

[mightymalachi]

Morning Wackbag.

PM me for the phrase that pays.

[seeinred]

Good point sir, good point!

All kidding aside, I hope your brother is doing ok.

All things considered, he's doing pretty well. Thanks for the concern.

[Dre]

I agree that the one commercial they put together has been run into the ground and rendered unfunny (not that is was funny to start with), but I am looking forward to the movie. Looks promising. With Simpsons and Super Bad, there are a few movies I want to check out in the next few weeks.

Any movie even related to comedy, be it funny or not, (most of them lately, not), is run into the ground during the commercials. They play like the whole movie in one single commercial, and ultimately, ruin it, especially if it's a movie with a twist or something, Ronnie B has talked about this before. And, I haaaaaaaate the people who pretend to laugh in the movie theater at the part they've seen on T.V. a thousand times. And, the only way this Hot Rod movie will be funny is if Andy Samberg breaks into a rendition of "Lazy Sunday" with that other guy from SNL half way through the movie.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Ack...ack...ack ack ack!

[moegolden]

I believe he did, which actually give me a bit of respect for him.

he's definitely consistent about his belief that it's OK for comedy can be tasteless because it is just comedy.

[Stig]

God DAMN it! How much are the fucking Hot Rod people paying XM? This ad starts every fucking break!

[seeinred]

I fucking hate this chick's voice, make it stop please.

[Awful Me]

Just when you think a hangover is starting to go away, it's lovely to have the crushing heart burn kick in.

[Big Doodies Jay]

I will never watch the movie Hot Rod because of XM Satellite Radio. I'd rather listen to Harry and his cunt wife tell me about the discount!!!!

[nevnut]

Mornin' Assholes!!!!!


:action-sm

[nevnut]

I will never watch the movie Hot Rod because of XM Satellite Radio. I'd rather listen to Harry and his cunt wife tell me about the discount!!!!

Gayest bit yet.

[norton23]

Any movie even related to comedy, be it funny or not, (most of them lately, not), is run into the ground during the commercials. They play like the whole movie in one single commercial, and ultimately, ruin it, especially if it's a movie with a twist or something, Ronnie B has talked about this before. And, I haaaaaaaate the people who pretend to laugh in the movie theater at the part they've seen on T.V. a thousand times. And, the only way this Hot Rod movie will be funny is if Andy Samberg breaks into a rendition of "Lazy Sunday" with that other guy from SNL half way through the movie.

people who laugh at shit like this have ZERO comediac sense. I sometimes forget that even stern fans aren't as bad as people like this,,,well maybe a lesser breed of zombie. Same fucking people who laughed at Norbit and any other fucking eddie murphy movie made within the last few years FUCKING HACKS ALL OF EM::hammer: angry thursday ahhhhh

[Mobo]

I hope when Fez is on the pole he's "Nude and Nude!"



no homo.

[Stig]

Is there a picture of this Tracey?

[krisko]

Ack...ack...ack ack ack!

hi hofman ;)

[Stig]

CHR = Cheesy Hack Radio

[Awful Me]

Call Letters: W-B-O-R

[Mobo]

W-a-s-t-e

[krisko]

screen caps please :)

[Awful Me]

I am an ass. I didn't put together KLOD, i was thinking it was like K-Load

[seeinred]

Is there a picture of this Tracey?

http://www.kbcc.cuny.edu/sub-support_kcc/images/tracy_cloherty.jpg

I think...

[MyKneeGrows]

Why all the R&F Stuff on this side of the show?

[Mobo]

Is there a picture of this Tracey?

http://www.tvsquad.com/category/nbc

[alclark]

Anyone else have that photoshopped picture of Fez standing in front of the Hard Rock Cafe in booty shorts in their head?

(no homo)

[irishloon]

Which Bear is scarier, a Grizzly in the woods with Les, or Fez on a stripper pole?

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swassdaddy]

Morning everybody! :icon_mrgr

[Mobo]

Which Bear is scarier, a Grizzly in the woods with Les, or Fez on a stripper pole?

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRR.

[censored speech]

No homo

[krisko]

i'm cracking up, i need proof that this is happening

[Awful Me]

Why all the R&F Stuff on this side of the show?

For speculation!

[irishloon]

No homo

No, homo. This is definitely homo.:icon_eek:

[krisko]

anyone find it ironic that Fez wore a bathrobe into the studio?

[Mobo]

anyone find it ironic that Fez wore a bathrobe into the studio?

Yeah! And the other day he came into the studio with a poodle on a leash.

[Stig]

I hate the phrase "Internet Guru." In fact, I hate ANY kind of Guru.
Except the Hoodoo Gurus.
http://members.aol.com/lynseyb2/web/gurus.jpg

[norton23]

This fez guy is funny as hell,,,,,,PUNCHIN OUT KIDS LATA

[Sauce]

anyone find it ironic that Fez wore a bathrobe into the studio?


"You can watch my life wither away
On our way to Christopher Streeeeet...."

[Dr. Hoffman]

hi hofman ;)

Morning hot stuff.

[Mobo]

What about Mr. Maguru?

http://www.toontracker.com/magoo/magoo.htm

[Stig]

anyone find it ironic that Fez wore a bathrobe into the studio?

Yeah! And the other day he came into the studio with a poodle on a leash.

Yeah! And he has AIDS!
Oh wait... were we supposed to be sticking to innuendo? :icon_roll

[mightymalachi]

This fez guy is funny as hell,,,,,,PUNCHIN OUT KIDS LATA

He sure is. If only he could cohost a show somewhere. That would be nice.

[Stig]

What about Mr. Maguru?

http://www.gothamist.com/archives/news_world/index.php?page=4

We'll let that slide, due to all the reflectorized shit around here. :action-sm

[Stig]

He sure is. If only he could cohost a show somewhere. That would be nice.

Ron should get rid of Dave and hire that Fez dude.

[krisko]

Yeah! And he has AIDS!
Oh wait... were we supposed to be sticking to innuendo? :icon_roll

ooof, it's called tact stig :action-sm

[irishloon]

Which is more cringe inducing.....seeing Fez on the pole in a thong, or watching ESD chew and eat his shit?

[mightymalachi]

Ron should get rid of Dave and hire that Fez dude.

I bet they'd have great chemistry and the show would be more listenable than Ron and Dave.

[nevnut]

Which is more cringe inducing.....seeing Fez on the pole in a thong, or watching ESD chew and eat his shit?

Fez on the pole was funny, ESD eating shit was sick.

[Sauce]

Which is more cringe inducing.....seeing Fez on the pole in a thong, or watching ESD chew and eat his shit?

Neither, noticing Steve C's pantstent during both activities would be the correct answer.

[Dr. Hoffman]

ooof, it's called tact stig :action-sm

It is Stig, what do you expect?

[Mobo]

Fez on the pole was funny, ESD eating shit was sick.

Sick, or hot?

[Dre]

HEY!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i305/tedly24/fezzie2.jpg

[irishloon]

HEY!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i305/tedly24/fezzie2.jpg

LMFAO, so glad to see Fez semi-out of his depression, a happy Fez is a funny Fez.

[Stig]

It is Stig, what do you expect?

Thank you, Hom... HUH? :icon_eek:

[cokelogic]

Holy long bit, batman!

[krisko]

HEY!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i305/tedly24/fezzie2.jpg

god, look at steve c ga(y)zing up and admiring fez

[irishloon]

Ahhhhhhhhhh, Eog.

[Natesac]

Yay EOG!

[Mobo]

You know that pole smells like onions and Ben Gay. (meh meh)

[mightymalachi]

Thank you, Homo... HUH? :icon_eek:

You left off a letter.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Nothing like a little Ennio Morricone in the morning.

[seeinred]

HEY!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i305/tedly24/fezzie2.jpg

Hahaha, Fez is the fucking man.

[cokelogic]

HEY!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i305/tedly24/fezzie2.jpgLook at Steve amazed and erect by what he sees.

[mightymalachi]

Holy long bit, batman!

They had to delouse the pole.

[Dre]

EoG bitchesssssssssssssssss.

Who else is ready for some sticky, wet, slimly, slippery XM goodness?

[Stig]

You too can have the very stripper pole that is in the O&A studio! (http://www.platinumstages.com/viewitem.asp?pid=10844&menu=stages)
God I wish my chick was hot...

[krisko]

Hahaha, Fez is fucking a man.


now now, we don't know that for sure

[mightymalachi]

Hahaha, Fez is fucking men.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[mightymalachi]

You too can have the very stripper pole that is in the O&A studio! (http://www.platinumstages.com/viewitem.asp?pid=10844&menu=stages)
God I wish my chick was hot...

10 toes on each of them, too.

[Sauce]

Quick, someone shit in a ziploc and run it down there!

[seeinred]

now now, we don't know that for sure

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Great minds?

[alclark]

Do these sound like remote mics? Walkover? Speculation?

[Dre]

Look at Steve amazed and erect by what he sees.

That's not his knee he's resting his hand on, eh lo el.

[seeinred]

Sweeeeeet, Lazlow!

[mightymalachi]

Great minds?

I was hoping my line would overshadow hers. :rolleyes:

[Sauce]

Do these sound like remote mics? Walkover? Speculation?

they're just not at the console.

GET SOME DINTY MOORE TO DANNY, STAT.

[NYDBLOCK]

morning yall... I missed fezzie didn't I ?

[krisko]

I was hoping my line would overshadow hers. :rolleyes:

rude and rude

[Friday]

god, look at steve c ga(y)zing up and admiring fez

OH MY GOD that picture is FANTASTIC!

Hiya y'all
I am enjoying my summer vacation at Wackbag Resort and Spa...

http://www.postsmile.net/img/11/1148.gif

[mightymalachi]

Anyone else waiting for this to turn into a race riot?

[Dr. Hoffman]

morning yall... I missed fezzie didn't I ?

You sure did.

[Stig]

I hope the cop shuts it down and there is a riot.

[seeinred]

morning yall... I missed fezzie didn't I ?

Yeah, check last page for screen caps though.

[krisko]

morning yall... I missed fezzie didn't I ?

you did, thats what the replays for sweetie


love the lazlow :)

[cokelogic]

It's going to turn out it's a tranny party and the show will be 5X as gay.

[Stig]

OH MY GOD that picture is FANTASTIC!

Hiya y'all
I am enjoying my summer vacation at Wackbag Resort and Spa...

http://www.postsmile.net/img/11/1148.gif

You're scheduled for a facial at 9:25. Ready? :action-sm

[nevnut]

It's going to turn out it's a tranny party and the show will be 5X as gay.

TEE HEE HEE!

[Natesac]

OH MY GOD that picture is FANTASTIC!

Hiya y'all
I am enjoying my summer vacation at Wackbag Resort and Spa...

http://www.postsmile.net/img/11/1148.gif


You dirty little vixen. :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

Anyone else waiting for this to turn into a race riot?

I'd like to hear ICE show up.

[censored speech]

It's grease in the pool, not water

[irishloon]

That's it!!

TEEN KIDDIE POOL!!!!

[mightymalachi]

I hope the cop shuts it down and there is a riot.

I feel like Lou Gehrig.........without the disease.

[Stig]

I feel like Lou Gehrig.........without the disease.

Or the achievements.

[Sauce]

It's grease in the pool, not water

hahaha bravo sir. :clap::clap:

[Natesac]

It's going to turn out it's a tranny party and the show will be 5X as gay.

Only 5X? I can handle that.

[mightymalachi]

I'd like to hear ICE show up.

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/STORMYGENE16/vanilla_ice.jpg??

[mightymalachi]

Or the achievements.

He's dead, I'm not.



Win.

[Dr. Hoffman]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u143/STORMYGENE16/vanilla_ice.jpg??

Is he even still alive?

[seeinred]

Fucking why Larry the Cable Guy?

[Mobo]

The technofile and Larry the Cable Guy on the same show? Isn't that like matter and anti-matter?

[Mobo]

Larry the Drinking Guy

[NYDBLOCK]

really? git-er... SHUT THE FUCK UP

[krisko]

Fucking why Larry the Cable Guy?

i think he's a good guest, right now it's going a little rocky, but i like him

[censored speech]

Time to play the silent game

[mightymalachi]

Larry the Cable Guy sounds like he's stoned/drunk/high out of his gourd. I do like the racist and **** jokes though.

[English Gent]

Is Larry drunk?

[Dr.Knockboots]

New poster here.. hello all.

Been an O&A fan for only 2 years though, trying to catch up to you pros.

[seeinred]

i think he's a good guest, right now it's going a little rocky, but i like him
I don't really remember his last appearance. He surprised me with his r*pe joke, but he's kinda bombing since that. He definitely sounds hung over or something.

[Mobo]

WTF?! Are they going to call him on his slurring?

[krisko]

nevermind, this stinks

[Probably Stoned]

Larry just brought the vibe from +6 to -3.

[Sauce]

HAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS!!

http://www.robbinstabletennis.com/minitt.jpg

[NYDBLOCK]

There It Is...

[Dr. Hoffman]

Time to play the silent game

Or play some ping pong.

[English Gent]

New poster here.. hello all.

Been an O&A fan for only 2 years though, trying to catch up to you pros.


Fuck you.

[Mobo]

Larry can't say "fag". There goes half of his act. And if they ban "retard", there goes half of his audience.

[Melk]

I never heard Larry the Cable Guy on the show before, but he is sucking with this interview.

[Owen Day]

The technofile and Larry the Cable Guy on the same show? Isn't that like matter and anti-matter?

:clap:

[pnigga]

morning baggers

larry bringing a lot of energy this morning

[Mobo]

"Southern Accident", quite the Freudian slip.

[censored speech]

He's a Joke-0-Phobe today...this guy sucks

[lordankur]

go put in some cable larry

[Friday]

nevermind, this stinks

Yes. Yes it does.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sleep/schla03.gif

[lordankur]

he cant say a joke either

[Awful Me]

Larry the Sleepy Guy.

[Melk]

Larry can't say "fag". There goes half of his act. And if they ban "retard", there goes half of his audience.

I've said this before, but anyone who looks at

http://www.corante.com/mooreslore/archives/images/larry%20the%20cable%20guy.jpg
this

and thinks that he in for something funny... LOVES THE COCK.

[seeinred]

New poster here.. hello all.

Been an O&A fan for only 2 years though, trying to catch up to you pros.'sup

Fuck you.

And thank God my office is nowhere near anyone else's because I laughed out loud pretty hard at that.

[English Gent]

Larry The Jager Guy

[Owen Day]

Larry can't say "fag". There goes half of his act. And if they ban "retard", there goes half of his audience.

Jesus, you are on fire this morning. Thanks for the giggles.

[madbam]

Hang up the phone you skank

[censored speech]

Speaking of someone that thinks they're funny...Fuck off Larry

[Dr. Hoffman]

Larry the Sleepy Guy.

This is awful.

[English Gent]

'sup



And thank God my office is nowhere near anyone else's because I laughed out loud pretty hard at that.

Gotta give 'em that old wackbag welcome.......

[seeinred]

"To encourage politeness is one thing, but to legislate it is another thing"

I like that.

[Mobo]

Jesus, you are on fire this morning. Thanks for the giggles.

I may be funny, but I'm not Jesus...

[Melk]

Larry says the black people think he is hilarious....

somebody call Al, I think The Cable Guy is dissing black people.

[Dr.Knockboots]

Fuck you.

Use lube and go slowly. If I start crying, it just means I think we made an emotional connection.

[pnigga]

I may be funny, but I'm not Jesus...

fire extinguished

[English Gent]

He was slurring, you say, Larry?

[mightymalachi]

Redding the Cable Guy on the phone?

[Melk]

Larry the Cable Guy is going to have a cartoon? Is it going to be about him as a kid and his father is Louie Anderson's father's bartender?

[lordankur]

Use lube and go slowly. If I start crying, it just means I think we made an emotional connection.

hahahhaaha

[seeinred]

Larry,

http://rianjs.net/images/blog/2006/pls-stfu.jpg

[pnigga]

alright larry thanks for calling

[alclark]

They're telling us you have to go Larry...

[krisko]

goddamn laugh attack commercials, they are cute the first time you hear them, now i want to smash my computer speakers with a mallet

[Melk]

Looks like XM decided to cool the comedy fire by airing that hilarious Laugh Attack Canada Skill-Building-Question commercial.

[Dre]

I like to party.

[pnigga]

Looks like XM decided to cool the comedy fire by airing that hilarious Laugh Attack Canada Skill-Building-Question commercial.

HOW COULD YOU NOT THINK A QUARTER OF A DECIMETER IS HILARIOUS???!?!

[Melk]

goddamn laugh attack commercials, they are cute the first time you hear them
Smert Cur! I want to buy a Smert Cur!

[Melk]

HOW COULD YOU NOT THINK A QUARTER OF A DECIMETER IS HILARIOUS???!?!
I think it is that birth defect I have that makes me absolutely love the vagina.

[English Gent]

Smert Cur! I want to buy a Smert Cur!

Die.

[Dre]

Of course they're having Steve doing the "Hottest Rod Contest" promo.

[Dre]

HOW COULD YOU NOT THINK A QUARTER OF A DECIMETER IS HILARIOUS???!?!

If you're,

http://www.journeywithjesus.net/Essays/terri11.jpg

[Stig]

Looks like XM decided to cool the comedy fire by airing that hilarious Laugh Attack Canada Skill-Building-Question commercial.

Say what you will about Sirius, but they don't have the patented XM Radio Comedy Thermostat.

[Sauce]

ENOUGH with the goddamn NASCAR shit... :arrrh:

[Stig]

If you're,

http://www.journeywithjesus.net/Essays/terri11.jpg

I'd hit that.

[seeinred]

ENOUGH with the goddamn NASCAR shit... :arrrh:

You never wanted to cut some donuts after you thought you won a race but then it turns out you might not have won the race and then you got really embarrassed? Because I wanted to bury my head in the sand last time it happened to me.

[Melk]

Say what you will about Sirius, but they don't have the patented XM Radio Comedy Thermostat.
Well, Sirius units are designed to run at scalding hot temperatures. They can take the heat.

[LiddyRules]

hi

[krisko]

I'd hit that.

me too, with a baseball bat

[Dr. Hoffman]

If you're,

http://www.journeywithjesus.net/Essays/terri11.jpg

You know, she really does look to be getting better in that picture set. It's a shame she had to leave us. :rolleyes:

[alclark]

You never wanted to cut some donuts after you thought you won a race but then it turns out you might not have won the race and then you got really embarrassed? Because I wanted to bury my head in the sand last time it happened to me.

It's not really the story that gets me with that one, its more of the "just swallowed cum" laugh that the guy lets out.

[pnigga]

the success journal, canadian jokes, jim blasingame and nascar. why'd the suspension have to end

[Dre]

hi

Hey Liddy. :action-sm

[Sauce]

You never wanted to cut some donuts after you thought you won a race but then it turns out you might not have won the race and then you got really embarrassed? Because I wanted to bury my head in the sand last time it happened to me.

Yeah, sometimes, I think I won, then I wonder if I did, then sometimes, I look at the crowd and hope I did, but sometimes, I didn't win.

[Friday]

I can't wait to actually SEE and REMEMBER the show at PNC this year.
I remember about 10 minutes of the Actual Comedians performing last year.... damn appletinis.

[Melk]

http://www.journeywithjesus.net/Essays/terri11.jpg
Is this a photographic representation of Larry the Cable Guy's fanbase?

[alclark]

the success journal, canadian jokes, jim blasingame and nascar. why'd the suspension have to end

I think the call letters WJFK might be the answer to your question.

I'll take rock writing over McGruff the crime dog and autism psa's.

[pnigga]

I think the call letters WJFK might be the answer to your question.

I'll take rock writing over McGruff the crime dog and autism psa's.


you just quoted one of my posts from two months ago

[Stig]

Is this a photographic representation of Larry the Cable Guy's fanbase?

OK, we get it... You're a witty and urbane intellectual and his fans are redneck retards. :rolleyes:

[NYDBLOCK]

howd that larry phone in end?

hopefully like terry schiavo?

[mightymalachi]

You know, she really does look to be getting better in that picture set. It's a shame she had to leave us. :rolleyes:

I can't believe they got her into the photo booth at the mall.

[pnigga]

I can't believe they got her into the photo booth at the mall.

hahahaha

[Melk]

I think the call letters WJFK might be the answer to your question.

I'll take rock writing over McGruff the crime dog and autism psa's.

There is nothing wrong with McGruff the Crime Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsdM2oMSUbM).

[Stig]

howd that larry phone in end?

hopefully like terry schiavo?

They faded him out while he was slinging out his catchphrase. :haha7:

[Dre]

PG-13 movies suck, they're shit.

[Melk]

OK, we get it... You're a witty and urbane intellectual and his fans are redneck retards. :rolleyes:
Let's face it... as much as I hate Dennis Miller... the joke doesn't work with Dennis Miller.

[mightymalachi]

howd that larry phone in end?

hopefully like terry schiavo?

He hung up amicably and they went to commercial.

[pnigga]

There is nothing wrong with McGruff the Crime Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsdM2oMSUbM).

that's like a cornball supernova

[mightymalachi]

They faded him out while he was slinging out his catchphrase. :haha7:

Are you saying they pulled the phone cord out of the wall while he was moaning and gasping for air?

[Dre]

Faggy little kids with faggy parents suck, when I was a kid, I wasn't a pussy, and wasn't a coddled faggot, barely were any.

[krisko]

OK, we get it... You're a witty and urbane intellectual and his fans are redneck retards. :rolleyes:

i like larry the cable guy, health inspector was a bit much, i'm not a redneck



on another note, holy shit ant nice rant

[Sauce]

Larry might have been deadweight for 15 minutes, but it might have been the catalyst to start up this free-speech break.

This is a great discussion. Fuck your kids, I want tits in the first 2 minutes of my movies again.

[Mr T Cell]

that was the best ant rant of all time...
"im here to PARTY!"

[mightymalachi]

that's like a cornball supernova

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u86/lizvarelas/bio_supernova2.jpg??

[NYDBLOCK]

He hung up amicably and they went to commercial.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[krisko]

PG-13 movies suck, they're shit.

x2

[Stig]

Are you saying they pulled the phone cord out of the wall while he was moaning and gasping for air?

You're still thinking of Terry Schiavo. And that wasn't a phone cord.

[mightymalachi]

Faggy little kids with faggy parents suck, when I was a kid, I wasn't a pussy, and wasn't a coddled faggot, barely were any.

What the hell happened to you when you got older? "whaa"

[Melk]

The news and media are creating problems that don't really exist in order to get you and your family to stay home and fear your neighbors. This way you will eat more, exercise less, and hopefully require expensive medications to regulate your medical conditions.

[Dre]

Meatspin jokes always good.

[Dre]

What the hell happened to you when you got older? "whaa"

I knew that was inevitable, I'll give you credit, that was a good one sir.

[NYDBLOCK]

i am so trying to get in the game

[Mobo]

A box that eminates smells that sits next to your computer? I already have a girlfriend, thank you.

[Dally_Doolly]

What was that website LasLo meantioned for calling in to be in GTA

[Melk]

A box that eminates smells that sits next to your computer? I already have a girlfriend, thank you.
ZING!

[Dre]

Anthony is such a goddamn recluse.

[English Gent]

The news and media are creating problems that don't really exist in order to get you and your family to stay home and fear your neighbors. This way you will eat more, exercise less, and hopefully require expensive medications to regulate your medical conditions.

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-08/tinfoil-helmet-study.jpg

[cokelogic]

Most girls Anthony dated didn't get their period yet.

[Danesy]

I guess I am the only one that gets annoyed when Lazlow is on???

Mornin' folks....

Miss the AIM room already :(

[NYDBLOCK]

What was that website LasLo meantioned for calling in to be in GTA

www.wkttradio.com

[Mobo]

Why did Norton have to do a packing peanuts joke, what happened to the old days?

[NYDBLOCK]

someone register as gigacunt please

[Stig]

OK, fess up, people. Who is Norton yelling at?

[WOWmagnet]

Why did Norton have to do a packing peanuts joke, what happened to the old days?

The old days sucked. That's why theyre gone.

[Dr.Knockboots]

dammit.. I just registered too.. i could've had a better name. I could've been a contender.

[NYDBLOCK]

my mommy bought the first three for me before I went to high school

[Dre]

Positive messageboarders unite!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mightymalachi]

I guess I am the only one that gets annoyed when Lazlow is on???

Mornin' folks....

Miss the AIM room already :(


Morning fake love.

Miss you too.

[Melk]

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-08/tinfoil-helmet-study.jpg

I suppose I should have written MAAAAAAN after it.

[NYDBLOCK]

Call Him Out Norton... I Want A Name

[WOWmagnet]

I know who it is and he is a fucking "not getting the show" douche.

[Friday]

I am a positive person and I can get lots of cunt if I want to!!! Dammat!!

.... but I am kinda chubby.... don't hate me Jimmeeeeeee :(

lol

[Stig]

dammit.. I just registered too.. i could've had a better name. I could've been a contender.

Re-register. You're 3 posts in. :action-sm

[NYDBLOCK]

I know who it is and he is a fucking "not getting the show" douche.

whoooooo?

[Dr.Knockboots]

Okay call me a n00b.. but what message board are they referring to? I thought I registered for the biggest forum and this was the up to the minute thread that the boys were reading from more often than others?

[Stig]

I know who it is and he is a fucking "not getting the show" douche.

Come on...spill it... We love trashing people.

[WOWmagnet]

Come on...spill it... We love trashing people.

Can't unless God (Jimmy) does first.

[Ole Horses Teet]

Web TV is still around... it's called MSN TV now and was bought by Microsoft - and it's still stupid.

[fandango86]

Can't unless God (Jimmy) does first.

Scurries off to start speculation thread...

[krisko]

Come on...spill it... We love trashing people.

we certainly do fucker :action-sm

[WOWmagnet]

Scurries off to start speculation thread...

"...scurry scurry scurry..."

[Dre]

Web TV is still around... it's called MSN TV now and was bought by Microsoft - and it's still stupid.

Cerrrrtinly is, it really sucks.

[Friday]

I'm a Radio Star, you cocksucker!

wheeeeeeee

[Stig]

we certainly do fucker :action-sm

Bitch!






Cute bitch. :action-sm

[sknight]

I am a positive person and I can get lots of cunt if I want to!!! Dammat!!

.... but I am kinda chubby.... don't hate me Jimmeeeeeee :(

lol

chubby is fine, sweetie ;)

[English Gent]

Okay call me a n00b.. but what message board are they referring to? I thought I registered for the biggest forum and this was the up to the minute thread that the boys were reading from more often than others?

This is not the forum you are looking for...........

[krisko]

Cute bitch. :action-sm

hey i'll take that, it's better than nothing

[irishloon]

I'll say it one more time, since they are once again on the iPhone bit, the Maddox rant on this is very funny.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

[Mobo]

Bill Burr's brother Joel McHale!!!!

[krisko]

love the joel mchale, although i said that about larry the cable guy and totally jinxed it

[Dr.Knockboots]

This is not the forum you are looking for...........

I'm new, but not stupid.. the tone of that reply doesn't sound..positive.
I'll just be quiet and observe for a while.

[Stig]

hey i'll take that, it's better than nothing

Yeah! Take it, cute bitch! Take it all! :action-sm

[LiddyRules]

woohoo Joel!

[irishloon]

Joel is great

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Because we all know how hot Daddyless Stalker Patty is. :icon_wink

[Stig]

Jimmy, the Radio Star: He's kinda listening. :haha7:

[madbam]

Joel McHale = Funny.......Larry the Cable guy = not....

[NYDBLOCK]

hayden pettietre... or wutev... hot, famous & 17... shes the next one to join that click

[Mobo]

Joel McHale = Sober.......Larry the Cable guy = not....

fixed

[RockstarDan]

i like how she can get away with DUIs and coke all over the place (not too mention she just turned 21 3 weeks ago) and if that was any regular person theyd lose their license for life and be in jail for years prob.

[Mobo]

hayden pettietre... or wutev... hot, famous & 17... shes the next one to join that click

She can't get drunk....her body heals itself too quickly.

[LiddyRules]

hayden pettietre... or wutev... hot, famous & 17... shes the next one to join that click Disagree. There's plenty of younger hot actresses who don't fall into the bad girl mode. I don't see HP doing that.

Joel McHale = Funny.......Larry the Cable guy = not.... Damn straight.

[mightymalachi]

Jimmy, the Radio Star: He's kinda listening. :haha7:

Great, now we get to hear Jimmy's rant about Stig.

[NYDBLOCK]

She can't get drunk....her body heals itself too quickly.

hahaha that was funny and i dont even watch Heroes... gotta love those trailers... SAVE THE CHEERLEADER

[LiddyRules]

i like how she can get away with DUIs and coke all over the place (not too mention she just turned 21 3 weeks ago) and if that was any regular person theyd lose their license for life and be in jail for years prob. So do I. Fame is awesome.

[NYDBLOCK]

Disagree. There's plenty of younger hot actresses who don't fall into the bad girl mode. I don't see HP doing that.



Dunno man, they already got pics of her goin out clubbing and shit... and shes dating one of those 23 yr old Laguna Beach douches

[LiddyRules]

shes dating one of those 23 yr old Laguna Beach douches hottest factor going down

[irishloon]

Disagree. There's plenty of younger hot actresses who don't fall into the bad girl mode. I don't see HP doing that.


Agreed. I don't see Emma Watson going down that path, either. Of course, I can always PRAY that she at least goes down the porn tape path......:p

[Danesy]

Watch the Soup religiously... Joel rules ;p

[WOWmagnet]

i like how she can get away with DUIs and coke all over the place (not too mention she just turned 21 3 weeks ago) and if that was any regular person theyd lose their license for life and be in jail for years prob.

Would they?

[krisko]

Watch the Soup religiously... Joel rules ;p

x2

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Even Disney knew to put her in a car that drives itself.
http://www.sunnews.com/images/2005/0616/herbieC.jpg

[madbam]

Watch the Soup religiously... Joel rules ;p

Danesy!!!...how ya been girl?

[NYDBLOCK]

Agreed. I don't see Emma Watson going down that path, either. Of course, I can always PRAY that she at least goes down the porn tape path......:p

you shut your mouth about my future wife...

[LiddyRules]

The Rabbi was Catholic!!

[Danesy]

Danesy!!!...how ya been girl?

Hey hon. Great. 2 days off this week to spend on the beach... just bummed cause my job blocked access to meebo. No more AIM room for me :(

[Dre]

Watch the Soup religiously... Joel rules ;p

Same, love him.

No homo.

[madbam]

Hey hon. Great. 2 days off this week to spend on the beach... just bummed cause my job blocked access to meebo. No more AIM room for me :(

I hear that...haven't been there in a looong time....

[Natesac]

Hey hon. Great. 2 days off this week to spend on the beach... just bummed cause my job blocked access to meebo. No more AIM room for me :(

The key to access is to be in control of it, I find.

Hiya Doll. :)

[Stig]

Hey hon. Great. 2 days off this week to spend on the beach... just bummed cause my job blocked access to meebo. No more AIM room for me :(

Dee Dubya! :action-sm

[Ole Horses Teet]

Disagree. There's plenty of younger hot actresses who don't fall into the bad girl mode. I don't see HP doing that.
Oh?

http://www.haydenrocks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/hayden-and-paris.jpg

[mightymalachi]

Nancy Grace bugs me because she puts exclamation points after all her lower third headlines!!!

[alclark]

you shut your mouth about my future wife...

I think JD will have something to say about that...

[Dr.Knockboots]

[QUOTE=Ole Horses Teet;1981217]Oh?


Is that Hayden P smoking and hanging out with Paris?
There is nothing more disgusting than a cute girl that smokes.. ugh.

[NYDBLOCK]

Oh?

http://www.haydenrocks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/hayden-and-paris.jpg

:clap::clap::clap:

[Friday]

Oscar the Death Cat is the best kitty ever!

[NYDBLOCK]

I think JD will have something to say about that...

shhhh he doesnt come into the O&A thread

[NYDBLOCK]

There is nothing more disgusting than a cute girl that smokes.. ugh.

COSIGN

[mightymalachi]

I think JD will have something to say about that...

No he won't.

Jimmy's Dignity is so scared, of black people.

[seeinred]

Is that Hayden P smoking and hanging out with Paris?
There is nothing more disgusting than a cute girl that smokes.. ugh.

I'm gonna have to disagree on that one. Nothing hotter than coughing up phleghm. But really, hot chicks that smoke are still hot chicks.

[NYDBLOCK]

No he won't.

Jimmy's Dignity is so scared, of black people.

hahaha we worked in the same building last summer

[Stig]

No he won't.

Jimmy's Dignity is so scared, of black people.

Everyone is, Mal. And they like it that way. :icon_mrgr

[LiddyRules]

It wasn't hairspray it was pink flamingos

[Friday]

Doody wars for celebrity has beens? hmmmmmm

[Dr.Knockboots]

I'm gonna have to disagree on that one. Nothing hotter than coughing up phleghm. But really, hot chicks that smoke are still hot chicks.


Okay, I mean.. yeah I'd still hit it, but I wouldn't be happy about it. Plus we all know what they say about girls that smoke..

[Stig]

Is that Hayden P smoking and hanging out with Paris?
There is nothing more disgusting than a cute girl that smokes.. ugh.


Until she quits and starts gaining weight.

[NYDBLOCK]

Okay, I mean.. yeah I'd still hit it, but I wouldn't be happy about it. Plus we all know what they say about girls that smoke..

they've got yellow teeth and smell like an alleyway?

[Mobo]

Joel Mchale forcing the boys into overtime. Opie's pissed.

[irishloon]

There is nothing more disgusting than a cute girl that smokes.. ugh.

Oh yeah? You sure about that??

http://uglyoftheday.com/files/images/female-smoker.preview.jpg

Care to revise your statement, sir?

[seeinred]

Okay, I mean.. yeah I'd still hit it, but I wouldn't be happy about it. Plus we all know what they say about girls that smoke..

No, please do elaborate.

[Stig]

How 'bout a little Tara Reid hotness:
http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/tara-reid/tara-reid-wallpapers-3.jpg

[mightymalachi]

Okay, I mean.. yeah I'd still hit it, but I wouldn't be happy about it. Plus we all know what they say about girls that smoke..

They get tumors and die young?

[Dre]

Lil' Jimmy is fancy, he needs a limo.

[Stig]

They get tumors and die young?

I'd call that a positive. You can get rid of her, collect the insurance, and start again with a new young hottie.

[irishloon]

I'd call that a positive. You can get rid of her, collect the insurance, and start again with a new young hottie.

Agreed, but they have to croak before they age enough where their voices deteriorate, and they start sounding like Sandy Kane....

[alclark]

http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_072620071051141185461474250.jpg
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_072620071053501185461630734.jpg
http://www.foundrymusic.com/common_images/member_galleries/33_072620071053431185461623109.jpg


http://www.foundrymusic.com/pestnetwork/displayphoto.cfm/id/21660

[Ole Horses Teet]

Is that Hayden P smoking and hanging out with Paris?
Yes, it is, and it's terrible.

[krisko]

why are they off tomorrow? did they say?

[Dre]

I'll see you all in the Ron and Fez thread. :action-sm

[krisko]

Okay, I mean.. yeah I'd still hit it, but I wouldn't be happy about it. Plus we all know what they say about girls that smoke..

what do they say about us? i wasn't aware there was a saying...

[Dr. Hoffman]

why are they off tomorrow? did they say?

Might be time to start a speculation thread...

[krisko]

Might be time to start a speculation thread...

there are plenty out there that i can hijack

[Arch Stanton]

Lenay?

[Natesac]

Lenay?

I love it.

You heading over to the signing tonight?

[Redding]

this is hilarious i have never heard this

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I remember this....none of this would make K-Rock now.

[Natesac]

I can't believe that this isn't Ant's official theme song.

[Natesac]

Hahahaha...none of this would make K-Rock now.

Only the song would. :)

[NYDBLOCK]

Might be time to start a speculation thread...

http://whackbag.org/showthread.php?t=72153

[Arch Stanton]

I love it.

You heading over to the signing tonight?

Possibly. I have something to do, depends on when I can get out of here. Give me a shout.

Miss the Your a Kid Toucher drop

[krisko]

love the blazing saddles clips

[Arch Stanton]

this is hilarious i have never heard this

Reminds me of the Uncle Fez After School Specials

[Natesac]

Possibly. I have something to do, depends on when I can get out of here. Give me a shout.

Miss the Your a Kid Toucher drop

I certainly will... Chris and I will be there right around 5:30 with name tags and beverages. :)

[Arch Stanton]

I certainly will... Chris and I will be there right around 5:30 with name tags and beverages. :)

I like the way you roll.

[Natesac]

I want "You're a kid toucher!" for my new ringtone.

[krisko]

Reminds me of the Uncle Fez After School Specials

those always creep me out

[NYDBLOCK]

i saw mario cantone the other day in union square... i miss that homosexical

[Arch Stanton]

I remember this....none of this would make K-Rock now.

I have heard two drops that could be aired today. Maybe three. What a difference a few years makes.

We are in a Post Imus World

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Ironically thanks to FedExEd these clips got me thru the dark years before XM.

[Natesac]

I like the way you roll.

You know how I do. :)

[mightymalachi]

why are they off tomorrow? did they say?

Because you touched yourself as a kid.


We all need a break at that visual.

[NYDBLOCK]

steve?

knock knock knock knock

[mightymalachi]

Ironically thanks to FedExEd these clips got me thru the dark years before XM.

Did those other clips get you through a pussy dry spell?

[Save My Up's Dick]

I remember this....none of this would make K-Rock now.
Classic O&A, great bit.....can't believe just how much they got away with, great sound clips though.

[NYDBLOCK]

this is great

[blevine77]

Does anyone have an mp3 of that Olsen twins song bit (now that oavirus is gone)? I can't believe I never heard that bit before -- had me fucking crying from laughing.

[Save My Up's Dick]

this is great
I remember Ant got pounded for this, I love hearing how uncomfortable he get's when he's in the barrel.

[Arch Stanton]

Trade in your born in 63 for a born in 81

[SPlDEY]

Hey did Bear call in today? Wanna know how much flak he got from his wife, when he got back from the trip. Ill be listening to the Replay of course :)

[Sauce]

whoops. wt. :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

And in for the replay!

[NYDBLOCK]

REPLAY... R&F did the best impression of the boys today bouncing early like that

[mightymalachi]

REPLAY... R&F did the best impression of the boys today bouncing early like that

I don't know why Fez had to make Anthony sound so gay though.

[alclark]

Replay time...

Ants in my Pants (http://files.spreadtheonavirus.com/classicona/Assorted%20Bits/Ants%20In%20My%20Pants.mp3)
Mirror 1 (http://www2.glencove.spreadtheonavirus.com/classicona/Assorted%20Bits/Ants%20In%20My%20Pants.mp3)
Mirror 2 (http://www.gardencity.spreadtheonavirus.com/classicona/Assorted%20Bits/Ants%20In%20My%20Pants.mp3)
Mirror 3 (http://www.massapequa.spreadtheonavirus.com:82/classicona/Assorted%20Bits/Ants%20In%20My%20Pants.mp3)


POTUS 08 sure does seem to have a lot of content for a station that doesn't start up until September 1

[NYDBLOCK]

random question for everyone... what is your profession?

[Dr. Hoffman]

random question for everyone... what is your profession?

InfoSec Assurance analyst for the government.

[alclark]

random question for everyone... what is your profession?

Unemployed loser at the moment. :(

[Redding]

hiya buddays

[krisko]

I don't know why Fez had to make Anthony sound so gay though.

anthony's not gay? i'm confused now

oh yeah...replay!

[krisko]

random question for everyone... what is your profession?

debt collector/student

[NYDBLOCK]

InfoSec Assurance analyst for the government.

im not sure what that is but it sounds impressive

[krisko]

im not sure what that is but it sounds impressive

alright, i'll change what i said, Sub-Prime Collections Agent? sound better?

[NYDBLOCK]

alright, i'll change what i said, Sub-Prime Collections Agent? sound better?

YUP! where do you go to school?

[wasp]

oooo ooo support center supervisor

[Stig]

random question for everyone... what is your profession?

Secret agent and international playboy.

[alclark]

I guess I have to change mine to something more exciting...

Semi-Professional Application Fill-er Out-er and Interview Go-er To-er

[NYDBLOCK]

Secret agent and international playboy.

I KNEW IT!


me? i'm a student and i'm currently interning at Barnes & Noble

[krisko]

I KNEW IT!


me? i'm a student and i'm currently interning at Barnes & Noble

interning at Barnes and Noble? i'm not trying to be a smart ass (maybe i am)....but what does that entail?


i go to stupid grand valley state university in shitty allendale michigan, i'm quite happy about it