O&A Listening Thread: It's Friday, It's Friiiiiidaaaay. August 3rd, 2007

[Absolutely]

Where the fuck's the listening thread?

[pure_waves]

Bunch of sleepy heads. Good day sir.

[Absolutely]

I was trying to come up with the day of the week name, but can't think of what Friday is.
"We've run out of days of the week names" Friday?

[norton23]

Hi

[NorfByNorfWest]

i am so fucked upright now.

[cokelogic]

Morning. I'm wide awake.

[English Gent]

Ooooh, I wonder who Ant will call a cunt today?

[Deadbent]

Wake up and die.

[Earth2murf]

i just Jerked off....

[cokelogic]

Ooooh, I wonder who Ant will call a cunt today?He shut down pal talk then bashed WB. I think mafialife.com has it coming.

[cokelogic]

i just Jerked off....Did your mom wake up with you standing over her bed?

[NorfByNorfWest]

I wish my mac coudl do paltalk

[English Gent]

I wish my mac coudl do paltalk

Do ya?

[charlie dick]

Heh.

Opie's not packin' ... :->

[cokelogic]

Holy shit, Jimmy came back to NY before getting back on a plane for Detroit.

[martianvirus]

I need to quit staying up all night.

[NorfByNorfWest]

my bags are packed for me

[English Gent]

Heh.

Opie's not packin' ... :->

Except fudge!!

Wocka Wocka!!!

[cokelogic]

Heh.

Opie's not packin' ... :->After hearing yesterday's show, either is Bob Kelly.

[Deadbent]

Op's a fancy millionaire. he should just send slaves out for new belongings when his plane lands.

[Absolutely]

I need to quit staying up all night.

Me too, I've become vampirish. Maybe an opposite vampire
I wake up when it's light out and go to bed when it's light out

[English Gent]

Op's a fancy millionaire. he should just send slaves out for new belongings when his plane lands.

??

http://www.bermudasun.bm/SiteImages/FeaturePhoto/320.jpg

[thesz]

anyone else notic the pad data about 10 minutes. Teen Voyar Buss fri 6am a replay or what?

[n8crwlr]

I was trying to come up with the day of the week name, but can't think of what Friday is.
"We've run out of days of the week names" Friday?

Pharmaceutical Friday, Morning baggers.

[stillbornstew]

mornin' fella baggers. :icon_roll

[English Gent]

mornin' fella baggers. :icon_roll


Don't patronize us, fuckface.






:action-sm

[krisko]

good mornin.......hope Tom's not dead

[English Gent]

good mornin.......hope Tom's not dead

Hope he is. Nothing personal, but we have a two-day public holiday here, and it's pissed it down continuously since Wednesday night. I'm miserable, so Tom's death would make me less so. Just sayin'........

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Good FRIDEE Mornin'

Call in Tom....call in.

[English Gent]

XM has just released this photo of Tom, taken about an hour ago:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_03/hanging30208_468x392.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Where was Stephen playing at on FOX?

[English Gent]

Well, this is fascinating..........

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I'm looking for the snooze button.

[DREW]

morning baggers!

[stillbornstew]

Don't patronize us, fuckface.






:action-sm





gimme them ribs you goose :icon_bigg

[cokelogic]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/babyvos.jpg


yes, same pic in yet another thread

[English Gent]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/babyvos.jpg


yes, same pic in yet another thread

Why does that baby have cum on its lower lip?

[Razor Roman]

good mornin.......hope Tom's not dead

KRISKOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!

Why am I up? I'm off today. And what did I do last night that gave me this awful headache????????

[cokelogic]

Does vos have a picture of his new baby in his wallet next to the picture of his penis?

[krisko]

KRISKOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!

Why am I up? I'm off today. And what did I do last night that gave me this awful headache????????

i believe you're up so you could say KRISKOOOOOOOOO :)

hi roman :action-sm

[Puffy_McScrote]

Good morning, my fellow sick fucks.

[Razor Roman]

i believe you're up so you could say KRISKOOOOOOOOO :)

hi roman :action-sm

You are probably right!!!

(yay she noticed me! :rolleyes:)

[krisko]

Does vos have a picture of his new baby in his wallet next to the picture of his penis?

he has a picture of it next to his other kids, people say "oh is that your granddaughter?"

[bethm1b]

So does Vos think that if his baby was born at 9.11 it would be a terrorist?

[cokelogic]

I'm starting to think Steve has his own Instant Feedback monitor.

[RolfNetherlands]

Morning fuckers

[SteveFromBayshore]

I'm starting to think Steve has his own Instant Feedback monitor.

Don't I wish, Mister!

HEIL CUMIA!

[cokelogic]

Don't I wish, Mister!

HEIL CUMIA!It's the only way to explain how one man can be so on fire. My hats off you ya.

4 IF's noticed and read in a single break. That's an all time record.

[cokelogic]

I thought they were trying to get the gay out?

[madbam]

Morning baggers....happy vos is an idiot fridee...here is some hotness for the weekend:

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/2931/targetpreview26qf4.jpg

[DREW]

I thought they were trying to get the gay out?



they always trying - it never works though

[DREW]

Morning baggers....happy vos is an idiot fridee...here is some hotness for the weekend:

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/2931/targetpreview26qf4.jpg


thanx Mad

[cokelogic]

Nice, Pearl Jam!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Tom!!!!!

[VilleDick]

Morning folks, in for a little

[krisko]

yay tom's alive!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Here's some Swimming Pool hilarity for Point & Laugh Friday.
Some of these will make you loff and loff.

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/4689




Morning VilleDick

[krisko]

Morning baggers....happy vos is an idiot fridee...here is some hotness for the weekend:


it's Here's the Thing Friday :action-sm

[cokelogic]

The box he'll be sitting in is a coffin. They're just sizing him up.

[English Gent]

C'mon, guys. That deserved the wheezing laugh.

[VilleDick]

Tom's alive, that's good. It's feel good Friday. When he dies it'll be fuck Tom Friday

[VilleDick]

"My lungs are eating themselves! Lalaalala!"

[English Gent]

Tom C = Matt Roloff?

[English Gent]

Stevie Winwood: Bring Me An Iron Lung

[cokelogic]

Tom sings Pearl Jam: Hearts and Lungs they fade, fade away.

[charlie dick]

Machine Head... love the opening riff on that cut.

Most everything else Bush did sucks donkey banannas...

[uhoh, now I'm a Negative Nancy]

[n8crwlr]

That is why he needs to kill himself now, so we all do not care.

[cokelogic]

Tom came into our lives like a breath of fresh air.

[VilleDick]

Does anyone see this bit ending with Tom blowing his brains out on air and the boys getting fired?

[MntazumasRevnge]

I wish my mac coudl do paltalk

You can. all you have to do is purchase parallels and Vista your mac is now a PC. And you can enjoy the visions of men crankin it like the rest of us

[krisko]

Does anyone see this bit ending with Tom blowing his brains out on air and the boys getting fired?

yes

[VilleDick]

Dave gets an IF in. Well done Dowtown Dave from Bayshore

[RobeSoup&Tears]

That's Bonnie moaning with her head in her hands thinking about what she's done.......that or a tooth is crowning.

[VilleDick]

You can. all you have to do is purchase parallels and Vista your mac is now a PC. And you can enjoy the visions of men crankin it like the rest of us

You just motivated him more than you know

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Awwwww.

[VilleDick]

Of all the dramatic things I have seen in my life [/Susan Waldman]

[VilleDick]

But since I haven't yet and it is in order.

Congrats to Rich and Bonnie

[VilleDick]

Vos missed the birth because the baby was dodgin' him

EDIT: You slow fuckers made me a triple posting ass :action-sm

[mascan42]

Make sure the kid's in focus, Doc.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Bonnie's cute
http://www.bonnie-mcfarlane.com/images/bonnie1.jpg

[Puffy_McScrote]

Vos missed the birth because the baby was dodgin' him

EDIT: You slow fuckers made me a triple posting ass :action-sm

We just gave you the rope, man... :action-sm

[Puffy_McScrote]

Bonnie's cute
http://www.bonnie-mcfarlane.com/images/bonnie1.jpg

My girl and I saw Vos and Bonnie last year in Richmond and I was surprised that Bonnie's standards were so low. She's a hottie in person.

[MntazumasRevnge]

bonnie moaning is pretty hot

[VilleDick]

Bonnie's cute
http://www.bonnie-mcfarlane.com/images/bonnie1.jpg

Yes indeed. Vos is a strapping lad as well (No homo)

[Stig]

Hey, Wackfags. :action-sm

[English Gent]

Tracey Morgan: drunk or high? Both?

[Puffy_McScrote]

Tracey Morgan: drunk or high? Both?

Just black.

[Deadbent]

Tracey Morgan: drunk or high? Both?

probably just blew his voice out being wacky on stern yesterday. :rolleyes:

[Stig]

Just black.

That's why he was playing air bass.

[VilleDick]

Hey, Wackfags. :action-sm

Oh man, wish Monkey House were here, he was so much cooler :action-sm

[Stig]

Black Bon Jovi?
"I'm a homeboy
On a stolen horse I ride
I'm wanted
for homicide"

[krisko]

That's why he was playing air bass.

stig!!! you've been gone for so long, my hearts been stolen by a boy named monkey house

[Stig]

Oh man, wish Monkey House were here, he was so much cooler :action-sm

Let me tell you something about that motherfucker: I go away for two days, and that fuck is trying to move in on all my action, stealing my lines, bragging that he knows me. Fuck Monkey House! :arrrh:

[VilleDick]

Black Bon Jovi?
"I'm a homeboy
On a stolen horse I ride
I'm wanted
for homicide"

Ok, fuck Monkey House, good to have you back Stig

That was damn funny :clap::clap::clap:

[Stig]

stig!!! you've been gone for so long, my hearts been stolen by a boy named monkey house

I was on assignment for The Daily Planet. :rolleyes:

[Mobo]

Morning Baggers! Love Stig, hate Monkey House.

[Mobo]

Is this a replay? Or does Tracy Morgan have one joke?

[Stig]

Morning Baggers! Love Stig, hate Monkey House.

He is a usurper. There's your vocabulary word for the day. :)


I hope I used it right and don't look like an ass.

Well, ok...I hope I used it right.

[Awful Me]

Morning everybody.

[VilleDick]

Black Bon Jovi?
"I'm a homeboy
On a stolen horse I ride
I'm wanted
for homicide"

Let me try

"Oooooooooooh we're halfway there! Whoa OH Livin' on Welfare"

[Chester'sLiver]

Is this a replay? Or does Tracy Morgan have one joke?

he is doing his act. These are the same exact jokes he does on stage.

[Stig]

Let me try

"Oooooooooooh we're halfway there! Whoa OH Livin' on Welfare"

"You give Roxbury a bad name!"

[English Gent]

Let me try

"Oooooooooooh we're halfway there! Whoa OH Livin' on Welfare"

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2007/US/08/02/bridge.infrastructure/art.bridge.gi.jpg

[VilleDick]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070802/capt.827f19c22dc04ae28e01f2472be68ea7.minnesota_br idge_collapse_mnmid106.jpg?x=241&y=345&sig=gkscQUSlb5g4dA4zdAZpww--

Take it back Loki, it wasn't car crash worthy, it was a good line :icon_cry:

[Puffy_McScrote]

Circle of Life: Bonnie says "Is she out?" which brings a close to the journey which started with Bonnie saying "Is it in?"

[Mobo]

Tom is an attention whore.

[krisko]

He is a usurper. There's your vocabulary word for the day. :)


I hope I used it right and don't look like an ass.

Well, ok...I hope I used it right.

what is he usurping?

[VilleDick]

what is he usurping?

He did it for the money! Hooo!

[Stig]

what is he usurping?

My position here in Loser Land. :icon_cool

[Mobo]

My turn:

Beat Dooooooown, By my baby's daddy!
Knocked me up, then knocked out my toof!

[whitebeard]

morning fellow baggers

[Awful Me]

ouch! vos with a shot a sir chester

[Chester'sLiver]

I never have anything funny but get IF read all the time.

[Mobo]

HA HA!

Vos: "Chester's Liver never says anything funny."

[Chester'sLiver]

HA HA!

Vos: "Chester's Liver never says anything funny."

no I type them herrmm hmmp hmpmer hmmmph

[VilleDick]

I never have anything funny but get IF read all the time.

X 16,331

:action-sm

[Redding]

HA HA!

Vos: "Chester's Liver never says anything funny."

that made me LOL on my way to work

[Stig]

So anyway, I hadn't been to Fenway in about 25 years, so they really rolled out the red carpet for me and gave me a warm welcome:
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6586/stigfenwaycr1.jpg

[VilleDick]

So anyway, I hadn't been to Fenway in about 25 years, so they really rolled out the red carpet for me and gave me a warm welcome:
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6586/stigfenwaycr1.jpg

Man, that picture must be 25 years old and you look older than hell in it

[Chester'sLiver]

So I wonder what Vos will say to me if I win the meet and greet passes for PNC... I would walk up, say hello, and tell him I am Chester'sLiver. I haven't bashed the guy in over a year too btw.

[Stig]

Man, that picture must be 25 years old and you look older than hell in it

Nope. That was taken yesterday with my camera.
(It's Bobby Doerr from the '67 Red Sox.)

Me, a bit drunk at Fenway park:
http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/3990/steveatfenwayan2.jpg

[English Gent]

He's carrying around a paternity test result. Way to knock down that stereotype, Tracy.

[English Gent]

Nope. That was taken yesterday with my camera.
Sorry for the shitty picture quality, but I was anally servicing a Dominican pitcher while I was taking it.

Fixed it for ya.

[Stig]

He's carrying around a paternity test result. Way to knock down that stereotype, Tracy.

In the black community, that's a viable form of ID.

[Mobo]

FOX got pissed at the word "semen"? I thought Republicans were all about pro-creation.

[Chester'sLiver]

Its a good thing Lynch is calling in on point and laugh Firday

[Stig]

Fixed it for ya.

Hey wait - doesn't the picture quality gag usually involve bragging of some sort?


Oh, wait...

[Stig]

FOX got pissed at the word "semen"? I thought Republicans were all about pro-creation.

Not all of us. I love abortions. I'd have one every day if I could.



(If The Simpsons said Semen, they'd get an award.)

[Puffy_McScrote]

Hey wait - doesn't this bragging usually involve not gagging?


Oh, wait...

Oof.

[Mobo]

Not all of us. I love abortions. I'd have one every day if I could.

But you can! It's still legal!

[VilleDick]

So I wonder what Vos will say to me if I win the meet and greet passes for PNC... I would walk up, say hello, and tell him I am Chester'sLiver. I haven't bashed the guy in over a year too btw.

That would be funny, I wanna meet Vos at the show down here, he's probably a real cool guy

[Stig]

But you can! It's still legal!

Yeah, but you have to wait six weeks to slice up the little bastard. Stupid rules.

[Mobo]

Ironically, Lynch is probably the tamest person in the line-up.

[Chester'sLiver]

Patrice isn't doing Detroit...

[English Gent]

Not all of us. I love abortions. I'd have one every day if I could.



Abortions are hilarious, especially if you have one while wearing a clown suit.

[English Gent]

Yeah, but you have to wait six weeks to slice up the little bastard. Stupid rules.

True, it sucks having to wait before you can break out the deli rotary slicer.

[Stig]

Abortions are hilarious, especially if you have one while wearing a clown suit.

I made my chick paint up her cunt like a clown face, with a foam nose on the clit. Everybody loffed and loffed.

[Chester'sLiver]

I wish Lynch was doing PNC. If you haven't seen Lynch live i really suggest it because he is hysterical.

[Stig]

True, it sucks having to wait before you can break out the deli rotary slicer.

But the sandwiches are worth the wait. Holy infant! How tender and mild!

[Mobo]

I wish Lynch was doing PNC. If you haven't seen Lynch live i really suggest it because he is hysterical.

I saw him with Mitch Hedburg about a month before he did his Belushi impression.

[krisko]

Patrice isn't doing Detroit...

no he's not...maybe they slipped up and he'll be a surprise guest that would be wonderful

[Dr. Hoffman]

And good morning baggers! :action-sm

So what line was it that Lynch got himself in trouble with? I was in the elevator to the office as they started that whole thing.

[krisko]

And good morning baggers! :action-sm

So what line was it that Lynch got himself in trouble with? I was in the elevator to the office as they started that whole thing.

seamen...you know sailors

[Stig]

And good morning baggers! :action-sm

So what line was it that Lynch got himself in trouble with? I was in the elevator to the office as they started that whole thing.

Something about guns and a tree farm.

[Mobo]

And good morning baggers! :action-sm

So what line was it that Lynch got himself in trouble with? I was in the elevator to the office as they started that whole thing.

Something about drinking semen, seeing semen, anything having to do with wearing a dress.

[Mobo]

Fuck Bob and his faggoty shoes.

[Mobo]

Didn't they learn their lesson about bringing homeless people into the studio?

[VilleDick]

Tracy was hilarious in Farce of the Penguins

Now.....not so much

[English Gent]

And good morning baggers! :action-sm

So what line was it that Lynch got himself in trouble with? I was in the elevator to the office as they started that whole thing.

Fuck you, and fuck your mother.

[English Gent]

Now, I wonder what colour this supermarket woman is. Anyone?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Fuck you, and fuck your mother.

Well, I never!

[Awful Me]

Vos should at least get a runner up lotd with did you really think it would be a white person

[Mobo]

Now, I wonder what colour this supermarket woman is. Anyone?

HA HA! You put a "u" in color! Was it a supermarket or a "shoppe"?

[tonytiger]

Hi
good mornin boys:action-sm

[English Gent]

HA HA! You put a "u" in color! Was it a supermarket or a "shoppe"?

Hey, the language is 'English', not that strange patois that you in the colonies seem to talk.

[Stig]

Well, I never!

I have. You're mom's a real goer.

[Mobo]

Hey, the language is 'English', not that strange patois that you in the colonies seem to talk.

Are you usurping me, sir?

[Danesy]

Good Morning Everyone!

I guess I am the only one that hates Tracy Morgan, the way he talks irritates me to no end.

[English Gent]

Are you usurping me, sir?

Heaven, forfend!

[Stig]

Hey, the language is 'English', not that strange patois that you in the colonies seem to talk.

Oh yeah?!? Well we bailed your bangers and mash eating, pansy asses out of two world wars!


Sorry, I just always wanted to say that. :action-sm

[Mobo]

I wonder what Tracy thinks about Condolezza Rice and Laura Bush.

[English Gent]

Good Morning Everyone!

I guess I am the only one that hates Tracy Morgan, the way he talks irritates me to no end.

Not really. He always seems to me like a guy that rambles unintelligible nonsense most of the time, and is accidentally funny occasionally.

[Stig]

Good Morning Everyone!

I guess I am the only one that hates Tracy Morgan, the way he talks irritates me to no end.

I saw your boy Gagne pitch yesterday...:icon_mrgr

[Danesy]

I saw your boy Gagne pitch yesterday...:icon_mrgr

I don't get to see the games... how did he do?

[VilleDick]

Good Morning Everyone!

I guess I am the only one that hates Tracy Morgan, the way he talks irritates me to no end.

Ahhh Danesy, driving home yesterday and hearing the Yankees scored 8 in the Bot of the 1st made laugh, and since it's point and laugh Fridee :haha7::haha7:

Mornin :action-sm

[English Gent]

Oh yeah?!? Well we bailed your bangers and mash eating, pansy asses out of two world wars!



Took you fucking long enough to turn up each time..........

[Redding]

why are people attacking tracy?

[Danesy]

Ahhh Danesy, driving home yesterday and hearing the Yankees scored 8 in the Bot of the 1st made laugh, and since it's point and laugh Fridee :haha7::haha7:

Mornin :action-sm

And hearing Clemens get booed while walking off made me laugh....

[Danesy]

why are people attacking tracy?

Cause he's an ass.

[Chester'sLiver]

Ahhh Danesy, driving home yesterday and hearing the Yankees scored 8 in the Bot of the 1st made laugh, and since it's point and laugh Fridee :haha7::haha7:

Mornin :action-sm

they wound up losing anyway...

[English Gent]

why are people attacking tracy?

'Cos he's black. Seems reason enough to me.

[nataskaos]

good morning kids.

:action-sm


and jesus do the callers SUCK today.

[Mobo]

Loki, when is it your turn to judge an American reality show?

[Stig]

Not really. He always seems to me like a guy that rambles unintelligible nonsense most of the time, and is accidentally funny occasionally.

That's my basic strategy. :action-sm

[English Gent]

Loki, when is it your turn to judge an American reality show?

I'm signed up to judge Black Rapist Idol in 2008.

[Stig]

Took you fucking long enough to turn up each time..........

We had to stop laughing first. Stiff upper lip and all that.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hey, the language is 'English', not that strange patois that you in the colonies seem to talk.

Just remember that we won the war so we can speak English however we want over here. :action-sm

[krisko]

Good Morning Everyone!

I guess I am the only one that hates Tracy Morgan, the way he talks irritates me to no end.

no, he annoys me too, he talks too much then he gets pissed when people call himi out

[Stig]

I don't get to see the games... how did he do?

He came in for the ninth. He did well. I think they got one base hit off him. Sox won 7-4.

[Dr. Hoffman]

We had to stop laughing first. Stiff upper lip and all that.

I thought you left this place?

[VilleDick]

And hearing Clemens get booed while walking off made me laugh....

I didn't know he got booed, that's great too. After you posted about him getting lit up for 8 runs I heard the Yanks posted 8 and chuckled. Fuck NY though, glad to see the Sox (White) get it done up there.

[Danesy]

He came in for the ninth. He did well. I think they got one base hit off him. Sox won 7-4.

I knew they won... I didn't know he pitched.

I am so lookin' forward to the rest of the year with this pen.... I am excited!!!

[Stig]

I thought you left this place?

It was a ruse.

[Stig]

I knew they won... I didn't know he pitched.

I am so lookin' forward to the rest of the year with this pen.... I am excited!!!

Wakefield started, some jap guy (not dice) after him, then Gagne.

[Danesy]

Wakefield started, some jap guy (not dice) after him, then Gagne.

That's Okinjima (sp)? He's great.

[Stig]

That's Okinjima (sp)? He's great.

That's the guy. They call him Okie Dokey?

[krisko]

I thought you hate this place?

he's been here for 7 yaarrrrs

[Mobo]

he's been here for 7 yaarrrrs

His posts don't work!

[Stig]

he's been here for 7 yaarrrrs

The edit buttons don't work!

[Danesy]

That's the guy. They call him Okie Dokey?

His nickname is Okie... his changeup is called the Okie Dokey.

[Mobo]

His nickname is Okie... his changeup is called the Okie Dokey.

ewwww.

[Stig]

His nickname is Okie... his changeup is called the Okie Dokey.

God damn, do I hate sports lingo.

[krisko]

God damn, do I hate sports lingo.

oh? you don't like The Vladiator?

[Danesy]

oh? you don't like The Vladiator?

I prefer Vlad the Impaler :)

[Mobo]

I prefer Vlad the Impaler :)

I prefer Vlad trash bags.

[Stig]

I prefer Vlad the Impaler :)

Miss fighting robots. :(

[Melk]

His nickname is Okie... his changeup is called the Okie Dokey.

A back-to-back and a belly-to-belly.:icon_lol:

[irishloon]

Aahhh, the return of EoG.

Whew.

[Natesac]

His nickname is Okie... his changeup is called the Okie Dokey.

Your post has AIDS.

:action-sm


Good morning, kiddies!

[Chester'sLiver]

I preferred them not play EoG.

[krisko]

I prefer Vlad the Impaler :)

i would prefer Vlad the Impaled

[English Gent]

Your post has AIDS.

:action-sm


Good morning, kiddies!

"Hi, Pot, meet kettle"..............

[Natesac]

I preferred them not play EoG.

I don't remember asking.

http://www.piespace.net/images/thanks.jpg

:action-sm Hi, friend!

[Natesac]

"Hi, Pot, meet kettle"..............

**wonders which statement that pertains to**

;)

[Mobo]

I don't remember asking.

http://www.piespace.net/images/thanks.jpg

:action-sm Hi, friend!

Don't worry, nothing Chester's Liver posts is funny.

[Stig]

i would prefer Vlad the Impaled

...tooo...easy...must...not...make...sex...joke...

[NYDBLOCK]

morning my white friends

[Mobo]

Is it Tom 30 seconds into the Boston Marathon?

[English Gent]

The sound is a ten year old boy taking it the ass from an older gentleman in the back of a van being driven over a collapsing bridge.

[Natesac]

Don't worry, nothing Chester's Liver posts is funny.

Oh oh OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!


FACE!


wakka wakka wakka

[English Gent]

morning my white friends

Wallet check, guys!

[Natesac]

The sound is a ten year old boy taking it the ass from an older gentleman in the back of a van being driven over a collapsing bridge.

I hope the guy got to finish before they went underwater... jizz beads up like dry glue at that point.




I mean... what a tragedy.

[Stig]

morning my white friends

Well, you're half right.







Ah, just kidding, my negro amigo. :action-sm

[NYDBLOCK]

Wallet check, guys!

if i was gonna rob ya, i'd shoot you as well

[NYDBLOCK]

Well, you're half right.







Ah, just kidding, my negro amigo. :action-sm

come on stig. you're killing my street cred...

[cokelogic]

The sound is some guy finishing on Rayne Vos' tits in 14 years.

[krisko]

The sound is some guy finishing on Rayne Vos' tits in 14 years.

ooooff

[Natesac]

The sound is some guy finishing on Rayne Vos' tits in 14 weeks.


fixed :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

ok am I the only one laughing hysterically at "ghost in the radio station"?

[English Gent]

ok am I the only one laughing hysterically at "ghost in the radio station"?

Yes.

[Dr. Hoffman]

come on stig. you're killing my street cred...

Who are you kidding, you post on Wackbag. Any street cred you may have had is long gone. :action-sm

[Natesac]

ok am I the only one laughing hysterically at "ghost in the radio station"?

More than likely. You simply don't know funny.

:)

[Chester'sLiver]

Yes.

I found it really funny for some reason...

[Dr. Hoffman]

"I've got a white baby."

Bravo Bonnie! :clap: :haha7:

[NYDBLOCK]

Who are you kidding, you post on Wackbag. Any street cred you may have had is long gone. :action-sm

damn...

Hayden Panettiere is gonna be a good egg...

http://perezhilton.com/?cat=87

[Stig]

Who are you kidding, you post on Wackbag. Any street cred you may have had is long gone. :action-sm

Sort of like how the field slaves resented the house slaves. :haha7:

[Chester'sLiver]

they cut Bonnie with a painter's scaffolding?

[krisko]

damn...

Hayden Panettiere is gonna be a good egg...

http://perezhilton.com/?cat=87

she'll be a good egg when she turns 18 and is old enough to get implants

[Dr. Hoffman]

damn...

Hayden Panettiere is gonna be a good egg...

http://perezhilton.com/?cat=87

She sure is! Is she of age yet?

[VilleDick]

Sort of like how the field slaves resented the house slaves. :haha7:

Miss Francine

"Sorry I blew the field n master"

[Awful Me]

This bit has already sucked once today, do we really need to hear this shit again?

[NYDBLOCK]

She sure is! Is she of age yet?

August 21st

[Stig]

she'll be a good egg when she turns 18 and is old enough to get implants

I would like to fertilize that egg.

[Mobo]

I would like to fertilize that egg.

Do you think you could still pull it off Tony Randall?

[Awful Me]

It doesn't hurt to laugh, she has been living vos so she isn't used to it.

[Stig]

It hurts Bonnie to laugh, so she should be very comfortable when she gets home.

[Dr. Hoffman]

August 21st

And that date is now circled on my calendar.

[Stig]

Do you think you could still pull it off Tony Randall?

I'll just hit her with my rigor mortis dick.

[Stig]

And that date is now circled on my calendar.

My birthday is the 24th. I would like her brought to me.

[Mobo]

You know Opie's pinching his helmet right now, he's got a thing for pregnant women.

[English Gent]

It hurts Bonnie to laugh, so she should be very comfortable when she gets home.

Hoo hoo!

[madbam]

The sound is some guy finishing on Rayne Vos' tits in 14 Seconds.

fixed :action-sm

Fixed again

[Mobo]

can we hear a replay of the Chris Cornell interview instead?

[Awful Me]

First this audio
then tracy morgan
now this audio again.

Time to switch to music again today.

[krisko]

i like the audio, vos being an idiot always makes for good radio

[VilleDick]

First this audio
then tracy morgan
now this audio again.

Time to switch to music again today.

Squish the bugs :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

Squish the bugs :action-sm

Is Elmo selling the shirts yet?

[meanmarv]

i like the audio, vos being an idiot always makes for good radio

:clap:

[Awful Me]

Squish the bugs :action-sm

I didn't say it sucked, or that opie's wacky morning zoo dj over the top laugh at every unfunny thing tracy morgan said made me want to vomit.

I just said I was changing the channel ;):action-sm

[English Gent]

Vos's baby is a cunt.

[Mobo]

I didn't say it sucked, or that opie's wacky morning zoo dj over the top laugh at every unfunny thing tracy morgan said made me want to vomit.

I just said I was changing the channel ;):action-sm

Wait, there are other channels?

[meanmarv]

At least this isn't GAY like most of the week.

[Natesac]

Fixed again

Well, figuring how long you last... I guess that makes sense.


That's just what I hear...

[meanmarv]

They need to play "your a kid toucher"

[Mobo]

Having babies with chicks is gay.

[madbam]

Well, figuring how long you last... I guess that makes sense.


That's just what I hear...

Oh man..that cut me deep....:(

[Dr. Hoffman]

Vos's baby is a cunt.

It also came from one. And a nice looking one may I add.

[Awful Me]

How do you not hang up when she goes to answer that question??

It would have redeemed the show today.

[Stig]

Squish the bugs :action-sm

"Oh my god! One guy on wackbag said something negative! Shut down the show! You people are all assholes!!!! :icon_mad:"

[meanmarv]

Having babies with chicks is gay.

What or who else would you have your babies with Sir?

[meanmarv]

I'm surprised they did not go to Canada to have the baby for free knowing how cheap Vos is.

[Awful Me]

Wait, Opie said: "I don't think this is the FIRST one" and vos is the idiot.

[Natesac]

BREAKING NEWS: Dice is still a douche (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=1994933#post1994933)

[The Sarge]

Mornin' PESTS!

[Awful Me]

Mornin' PESTS!



Great line sir.

[Stig]

I'm surprised they did not go to Canada to have the baby for free knowing how cheap Vos is.

Hey, it's Rich Vos' kid. Being a canadian citizen would decrease the baby's chances of ever being funny even further.

[wowgrl]

Morn'in :)

[krisko]

Hey, it's Rich Vos' kid. Being a canadian citizen would decrease the baby's chances of ever being funny even further.

i think it would decrease it's chances by a quarter of a decimeter

[English Gent]

Morn'in :)




Die.

[NYDBLOCK]

Morn'in :)

oooo a girl

[Save My Up's Dick]

Morn'in :)

Die.
:haha7: That never gets old.

[charlie dick]

"How to avoid being hot in the bedroom?"

Wow.

Full head Vos mask, maybe...

[Mobo]

2 hours with the Legends of Bluegrass? I can't.....wait?

[English Gent]

:haha7: That never gets old.

An oldie, but a goodie.

[Danesy]

oooo a girl

Ouch!!! That hurts :(

[meanmarv]

Hey, it's Rich Vos' kid. Being a canadian citizen would decrease the baby's chances of ever being funny even further.

The little girl would be a member of the "A" Team then

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Here's some POINT & LAUGH FODDER

DICE is gonna be at Caroline’s this TUESDAY for one night only.

He thought he could fill Giants Stadium but can’t even fill a weekend set at Caroline’s….What an douche.

Can you say Pests?

[English Gent]

THIS STINKS! Steve From Bayshore sucks!!!!!!!!

[meanmarv]

I'm surprised Vos was not over heard asking the doc to add another stitch after they cut the taint?

[NYDBLOCK]

Ouch!!! That hurts :(

i meant 'ooooo another girl'

[VilleDick]

Not bad, coulda been shorter and would've been real funny.

[NYDBLOCK]

the 'grrr grrr grrr grrrr grrrrrrr grrrrr' line was good

[Friday]

i'm here! did I miss anything good?

[The Sarge]

Great line sir.

Thank you, kind sir. Killer AVI btw.

[VilleDick]

Ooooh that's Downtown Dave's line

[Stig]

Ouch!!! That hurts :(

Awwwww...c'mere, you. <tussel, tussel> ;)

[RobeSoup&Tears]

That means cat must've be trained to keep Jews away.


Fuck it....CALL Marge now.

[Stig]

i'm here! did I miss anything good?

No. It's Vos day.

[VilleDick]

Ahhh, Marge gossip, Marge is a cunt

[charlie dick]

2 hours with the Legends of Bluegrass? I can't.....wait?
Don't be a hater. :action-sm

Nothing like gettin' blindly stoned, then listening to a bit of 'grass. Back to the roots, I say...

[Mobo]

i'm here! did I miss anything good?

OOOOOH! A girl!

[Phil Packer]

i need that chocolate rain parody in an mp3 NOW! that was hysterical

[Stig]

Steve from Bayshore could send Ant a rabid weasel and he'd let it live in his house.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Die.

Are we in a bad mood today buddy?

[English Gent]

i'm here! did I miss anything good?

Yeah, Ant called you a cunt.





:action-sm

[Natesac]

Oh man..that cut me deep....:(

You're a LIAR!

[English Gent]

Are we in a bad mood today buddy?

I hope you slip rectum-first onto an upturned stiletto knife.

[VilleDick]

I hope you slip rectum-first onto an upturned stiletto knife.

Well Loki, it appears you need to get laid, cheer up there bucko

Here's a wavy guy for you :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

I hope you slip rectum-first onto an upturned stiletto knife.

I prefer my deaths to be more dramatic.

[English Gent]

Well Loki, it appears you need to get laid, cheer up there bucko

Here's a wavy guy for you :action-sm

I feel all better now.:icon_bigg

[Stig]

I prefer my deaths to be more dramatic.

Dramatic like "Philadelphia"?
http://www.gezondeliefde.nl/images/1994.jpg

[Cromwell]

HI listening thread 'baggers :action-sm

I missed you all ;)

[Mobo]

Loki's sense of humor (although probably a product of bad fish and chips) cracks me up.

[Natesac]

HI listening thread 'baggers :action-sm

I missed you all ;)

Hiya, sir!

[Stig]

Love the Dru Boogie. Or is this Khemistry?

[English Gent]

Loki's sense of humor (although probably a product of bad fish and chips) cracks me up.

No, just being sodomized senseless in boarding school.

[Mobo]

I downloaded this off of Foundry about a month ago. Don't the boys even know what goes on their own site?

[Cromwell]

Hiya, sir!

Hey Nate, buddy.

You're stock is still rising around here I see. :)

[TeenBungle]

Just got back from the gym, where is Tracy and Vos?

[topher520]

not one of my favs from ol Boogie, but still done well

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Khem should spin…not sing.

I swear he sounds like he's got asthma.

[Save My Up's Dick]

HI listening thread 'baggers :action-sm

I missed you all ;)
Hey Crrrrooooomwell
:action-sm

[English Gent]

Just got back from the gym, where is Tracy and Vos?

For some reason, I read that in the "Hey, where the white women at?" voice.

[Save My Up's Dick]

Love the Dru Boogie. Or is this Khemistry?
Love Dru...waiting for him to get his hour on Sat night.

[Cromwell]

Hey Crrrrooooomwell
:action-sm

Hey SMUD.

Nice to see ya here. :)

[English Gent]

Um, LOTD at 10.23am?

[NYDBLOCK]

For some reason, I read that in the "Hey, where the white women at?" voice.

i read everything in that voice

[Stig]

HI listening thread 'baggers :action-sm

I missed you all ;)

Good morning, Mister Cromwell. :action-sm

[Save My Up's Dick]

Um, LOTD at 10.23am?
That means Breuer bit at 10:40

[krisko]

i read everything in that voice

:haha7::haha7:

[Stig]

Just got back from the gym, where is Tracy and Vos?

Don't look a gift horse in the mouf, sir.

[Natesac]

Hey Nate, buddy.

Your stock is still rising around here I see. :)


Yeah... from what I can tell, most people enjoy my company... and then enjoy cutting me down when I'm not around. ;)


*waits for it...*

[topher520]

ol goalie for a dart team head

[charlie dick]

Um, LOTD at 10.23am?
It's Get-Away Friday...

[Stig]

i read everything in that voice

Thank you, Captizzle Obveeizzle. :haha7:

[cokelogic]

Kinisonian? What an asshole.

[charlie dick]

StevefromBayshore for First Keyboard!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Um, LOTD at 10.23am?

They're headed to the Dertoit right after the show.

[topher520]

StevefromBayshore for First Keyboard!

:clap::clap::clap:

[Friday]

Can we play Beer Pong NOW???

I am about ready to blow up this building!

[Cromwell]

Good morning, Mister Cromwell. :action-sm

Hey Stig, buddy.


Yeah... from what I can tell, most people enjoy my company... and then enjoy cutting me down when I'm not around. ;)


Well, then you have "Opie status" :rolleyes::icon_mrgr

[Chester'sLiver]

Can we play Beer Pong NOW???

I am about ready to blow up this building!

I'm game...lets go

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hey Stig, buddy.




Well, then you have "Opie status" :rolleyes::icon_mrgr

Morning Crom. Long time no talk buddy. :action-sm

[NYDBLOCK]

Thank you, Captizzle Obveeizzle. :haha7:

didn't kanye tell ya'll whitey not to be using black folk speak?

[Stig]

didn't kanye tell ya'll whitey not to be using black folk speak?

Kanye, Schmanye. He can suck my ass. :haha7:


Shit. He's right behind me, isn't he? :icon_eek:

[NYDBLOCK]

Kanye, Schmanye. He can suck my ass. :haha7:


Shit. He's right behind me, isn't he? :icon_eek:

Stig from Wackbag.com does not care about Black People

[Dr. Hoffman]

Stig from Wackbag.com does not care about Black People

Can you name me one person from Wackbag who does? :action-sm

[Mobo]

Stig from Wackbag.com does not care about Black People

He's a golddigger...............digger, digger.

[Stig]

Stig from Wackbag.com does not care about Black People

If I don't care about black people, why do you think I have this revolver next to the bed?

[Stig]

Can you name me one person from Wackbag who does? :action-sm

Well, there's NYDBLOCK, and....ummm... :icon_roll

[Friday]

Can you name me one person from Wackbag who does? :action-sm

:action-sm

and Mexicans too!! :D

[Natesac]

Can we play Beer Pong NOW???

I am about ready to blow up this building!

THAT'S the kind of spirit I like to see in my beer pong partner!

[Stig]

:action-sm

and Mexicans too!! :D

I was only jokin' of course. Some of my best friends are second-class citizens. :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

I was only jokin' of course. Some of my best friends are second-class citizens. :action-sm

You forgot illegal. :action-sm

[sgtdoucherocket]

anyone know how to get a hold of CSK? he just called me and asked for the wrong person, i didn't realize it until after i told him wrong number...it was with regards to the afterparty in detroit tomorrow....any help appreciated...i can't get ahold of them through the studio #...

[NYDBLOCK]

anyone know how to get a hold of CSK? he just called me and asked for the wrong person, i didn't realize it until after i told him wrong number...it was with regards to the afterparty in detroit tomorrow....any help appreciated...i can't get ahold of them through the studio #...

the CSK signal?

[Cromwell]

Morning Crom. Long time no talk buddy. :action-sm

Hey Homan.

It is I who has been remiss.

Hope to be a bit more active in the coming days. :icon_wink

[Sam_Adams]

hi

[NYDBLOCK]

hahaha she put them on call waiting

[NYDBLOCK]

daddy isn't 'sleeping' on the couch...

he overdosed on those pills

[Dr. Hoffman]

Love this bit. :clap:

[NYDBLOCK]

i used to do this when i was younger, and the stuff i found was mentally damaging

[meanmarv]

In for the replay.

[timmykidd2104]

afternoon baggers.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Replay time Baggers! Oh, and it's Frideeeeeee!

[LiddyRules]

Oooooooooooo R+F thread beat this thread first run!

[Natesac]

I'm in.

[Natesac]

Speaking of Friday, have you all met my very hot beer pong partner?

http://www.wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar38970_3.gif

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Yet, another mention. ':^)

[WonkaVision]

I wish I lived somewhere where the traveling virus tour went :( Houston Sucks

[Dr. Hoffman]

Speaking of Friday, have you all met my very hot beer pong partner?

http://www.wackbag.com/customavatars/avatar38970_3.gif

What do you get out of the whole partnership? :action-sm

[Natesac]

What do you get out of the whole partnership? :action-sm

I get to hang out with a nice girl... duh.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Cokelogic posted this little gem earlier.
:jump
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/babyvos.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Couldn't hear over that peep.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I get to hang out with a nice girl... duh.

I guess I'd just be expecting some side benefits from all this.

[Natesac]

I guess I'd just be expecting some side benefits from all this.

Well I guess you should've asked me to be your partner yesterday.

Idiot.




No homo

[Oppoman]

Well I guess you should've asked me to be your partner yesterday.

Idiot.




No homo

Are you cheating on me you fucker? Oh well, I figured it was time to tell you I wasn't gay anyway.

[Natesac]

Are you cheating on me you fucker? Oh well, I figured it was time to tell you I wasn't gay anyway.


Remember when I took this pic of you?

http://www.mahopa.de/bilder/lustige-forenbilder/this-thread-is-gay.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

First of all that 666 stuff is bullshit...AND it's from the NEW Testament.
Vos is a JEW.

[Oppoman]

Remember when I took this pic of you?

http://www.mahopa.de/bilder/lustige-forenbilder/this-thread-is-gay.jpg

Who's body is that on my face? Stop lying to the internet about me.

[Stig]

I hate that the boys are dissing Squeeze. I've seen them 3 or 4 times, and they're a great live band.
(Black Sabbath sucks, Jimmy)

[krisko]

HATE this guy's voice

[Dr. Hoffman]

HATE this guy's voice

Love your ti....love your intelligence. :action-sm

[Stig]

Alright, faggots. And pretty gurl. I'm out - have a great weekend. :action-sm

[Stig]

Love your ti....love your intelligence. :action-sm

Yeah, I like her big buh, buh, buh....brain, too! ;)

[Dr. Hoffman]

Alright, faggots. And pretty gurl. I'm out - have a great weekend. :action-sm

You too buddy. Have a good weekend, see you Monday. :action-sm

[krisko]

Love your ti....love your intelligence. :action-sm

thanks hofman :action-sm

[krisko]

Alright, faggots. And pretty gurl. I'm out - have a great weekend. :action-sm

by stig :) stay tuned for some bad ass traveling virus pictures :action-sm

[Deadhead]

Afternoon Baggers.

[Oppoman]

Ugh, this is terrible. Why do women want babies again?

[Deadhead]

I smell a Dru Boogie mix!

[krisko]

i'm at work and had to turn this down, bonnie sounds way too much like she's having sex

[Dr. Hoffman]

i'm at work and had to turn this down, bonnie sounds way too much like she's having sex

Listening to Bonny moan like that is giving me a rod. Kinda like when I look at yo...

[Dr. Hoffman]

And I'm out for the weekend kids. See you all on Monday, have a great weekend. :action-sm

[meanmarv]

i'm at work and had to turn this down, bonnie sounds way too much like she's having sex

:clap::D

[krisko]

Listening to Bonny moan like that is giving me a rod. Kinda like when I look at yogi bera

weird

[krisko]

vos only says "here's the thing" after he bombs, he must've been particularly unfunny today

[madbam]

I am out too peeps...see you pests Monday...have an excellent weekend...and Krisko I will be looking for those virus pics...:action-sm

[Save My Up's Dick]

Love Tracy Morgan....definitely needs to be on the show more.

[krisko]

Love Tracy Morgan....definitely needs to be on the show more.

i respectfully disagree :action-sm

i normally like him but he's annoying the shit out of me today

[krisko]

ugh, i could've punched tracy morgan...what doe sit hold like 80 people? i have no fucking idea

edit: that was me that just called in

[Save My Up's Dick]

i respectfully disagree :action-sm

i normally like him but he's annoying the shit out of me today
See I like when he just goes off like this and acts a bit nutty. I guess we'll just agree to disagree. :action-sm

Btw enjoy the show tomorrow.

[krisko]

See I like when he just goes off like this and acts a bit nutty. I guess we'll just agree to disagree. :action-sm

Btw enjoy the show tomorrow.

i will, i got meet and greets so i'll post lots of pics :D

[Save My Up's Dick]

i will, i got meet and greets so i'll post lots of pics :D
That's great, can't wait to see the pics.

[Oppoman]

Yay, EoG. I love this fuken song.

[Earth2murf]

yea what he said!!!!

[Ballbuster1]

Oh noes! Marge is a fraud!!!

[Deadhead]

Good one Sarge.

:clap::clap::clap:

[Natesac]

ugh, i could've punched tracy morgan...what doe sit hold like 80 people? i have no fucking idea

edit: that was me that just called in

You're almost as much of an attention whore than I am.




Almost.