I miss Rage from Las Vegas

[Garyisajoke]

I wonder what the Las Vegas Rage is up to... if you don't remember him, he called in a few months ago after having his heart broken by his girlfriend (who lived across the street) and then quit his job because he couldn't take the shit people were giving him.

If you're a bagger, Rage - call in sometime and give us an update. Maybe one of Dave's gossip spies can tell him to bring it up on the air and get him to call.

In the meantime, let's speculate. I think the reason he hasn't called is that he killed himself. He said the chick was out of his league and his first girlfriend. If it was a long relationship, that's fucking devastating. Any thoughts?

[SOS]

I speculate he became a heroin mule and got caught crossing the border after one of his cohorts ratted him out to pay for a chin job to a rival drug smuggling ring. Then there was a huge gun-fight and everyone that was with him was...

[Garyisajoke]

Actually, I've reconsidered and I believe that he took Ronnie's advice, picked up a hooker and contracted super-AIDS. Poor fella...