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Maddog62
08-05-2007, 08:56 PM
I have been listening to Dave since he first joined the show and even know I believe the show has been much better since he has been on, he kills me with how he paints a picture of the Jersey Shore person. We all have to remember that Jersey has great food because it sits right in-between NY and Philly it has the a taste of both worlds. I grew up in Brick and Toms River and I wasn't such a Jersey Shore Rube as Dave and I hate when Ron equates us all to that.

#1 Wonder Bread: Who the fuck eats that shit over the age of 10? We have so much to choose from. Rye, wheat, Italian, etc. I can understand eating peanut butter and jelly on white bread, but WTF?

#2 No such thing as a fish sandwich: This is right after he told us he eats a tuna sandwich with no mayo. What is it Dave, fish or no fish?

#3 A sandwich has to have something between the bread like bologna: Who in the hell eats that shit? I stopped eating bologna 5 years before I stopped eating Wonder Bread. not to steal a line but no wonder you eat shit. Bologna and cheese, dry on wonder bread, that is eating. Let me give you one more thing to digest, a .45acp round.

#4 A sandwich has to fit into a lunchbox: What about sub sandwiches, aka subs, hoagies and hero's? These can get quite large Dave but you probably like your Bologna sub on wonder bread. I want to hang myself. With all the sandwich shops, sub places, delis, and diners in the Jersey shore, makes me wonder if you have ever been out of your mothers house in Spring Lake. Here http://www.menuism.com/cities/US/NC/Spring+Lake/tags/Deli get out of the house. No wonder there is two subways in Spring Lake. I bet Dave loves his subway.

#5 Dave: I delivered flowers in Brick once, it's not really a nice place. (reference from some time ago) Brick is like 2 towns away from Spring Lake Dave wtf??????? this comment was in reference to Brick being named the country's safest town. Off the record it is because the town is mobbed up. anyway Dave I am sorry we don't live behind the glorious walls of Utopia Spring Lake a town the size of a postage stamp with million dollar homes. maybe if your parents would spring for some good food you would have to live in a lesser lap of luxury. by the way Spring Lake is crap compared to Rumson NJ.

#6 Monmouth University: Please stop claiming this school. I know many people who been to this school who are normal competent people including my wife. I know you went there for communications but every time you speak you do a disservice to this fine University and all the good people who went there.

Ron please stop comparing us to him. We are not perfect but Dave can not be the speaker for all of us. We don't fit under the banner Dave painted for us. The Jersey Shore is a cornucopia of great food, a menagerie of sort. Italian, German, Jewish Polish you name it. There are so many places he could have eaten like a king withing a 30 mile radius, no problem.

HummerTuesdays
08-05-2007, 10:09 PM
Bravo! Very well said. I'm beginning to think that Sam eats better than ESD.

Sct Ptersns Twn
08-05-2007, 10:11 PM
Bravo! Very well said. I'm beginning to think that Sam eats better than ESD.

Of course he eats better than ESD. Dave eats cock.

MJMANDALAY
08-05-2007, 10:40 PM
Jersey Sucks




Thats all I got..........

HummerTuesdays
08-05-2007, 10:43 PM
MJ, I agree except when it comes to the food. Jersey has some great places to eat.

peopleselbow
08-05-2007, 10:47 PM
Although I do not always agree with him, I think ESD has some valid points.

God speed.

pure_waves
08-05-2007, 11:09 PM
Well thought out and organized post. I blame the blacks in any case.

Redding
08-05-2007, 11:09 PM
Of course he eats better than ESD. Dave eats cock and shit.

fixed

watsonnostaw
08-05-2007, 11:22 PM
Jersey Sucks




Thats all I got..........


especially when the Jersey native in question went to an all gay male school and had coddling parents who installed an ethic in him to molest canines on new years eve

Friday
08-05-2007, 11:59 PM
Of course he eats better than ESD. Dave eats cock.

... and urine... and poop..... :icon_roll

Garyisajoke
08-06-2007, 12:20 AM
His sandwich argument had me pissed for some reason. If it has stuff between bread, it's a fucking sandwich.

Tax Kuntz
08-06-2007, 12:26 AM
Remember, Dave is clueless when he rants on the air about life in NJ. There are many great restaurants up and down the coast. Name me a town, I'll give you a great place to eat.

It has to be a bit, no on is THAT uninformed.

I don't live in NJ, but I work there, and spend a lot of time in Jersey.

Wonder Bread is good for toast. That's it.

jackjack
08-06-2007, 12:32 AM
Wonder Bread is good for toast. That's it.

And the traditional grilled cheese sandwich.
Actually, I haven't bought it for years, but did recently because all the talk on the show reminded me of the past and I wanted to try it again. It's not the same as I remembered.

HummerTuesdays
08-06-2007, 09:02 AM
Wonder Bread is good for toast. That's it.

And the traditional grilled cheese sandwich.

I also like a good PB&J on Wonder Bread when I'm feeling nostalgic.

Budyzir
08-06-2007, 06:53 PM
Working for such a refined gentleman as Mr Bennington, I'm shocked that none of Mr Bennington's class has had just the slightest influence on Dave.

Jimmy's Junk
08-06-2007, 09:57 PM
Can we please change the name of the thread to ESD: Idiot. That would be the best description of his "character" on the show. Yes he makes me laugh my ass off a lot but when he gets on things like the sandwich discussion, he pisses me off to no end. Does he do these things just to be a fool or is it truely him? I would love to know.

Maddog62
08-09-2007, 01:44 PM
Here he goes again with his, I love Domino's every once in awhile, shit. I bet this fucker never ordered Pizza from a great hole in the wall Mom and Pop shop. I bet Dave only eats at cooperate titled establishments. What were not going to Fridays? I bet Dave owns an LLBean jacket.

BCH
08-09-2007, 03:25 PM
Well you live in California so I'm pretty sure you never have good pizza either. That not withstanding, I understand what Dave means in this case. Whereas I typically enjoy "real" pizza and everyone knows the best pizza on the entire planet comes from Johnny's Pizza on Lincoln Avenue in Mount Vernon NY (http://local.yahoo.com/readreviews;_ylt=AjJfxeMSns17xC4.XfoQHxWKNcIF?id=1 1229429&cattype=localsearch_template_restaurantbar&#newtop), I also occasionally enjoy a corporate pizza, not because it's good pizza, but because it's good in it's own right sometimes. For me the urge hits like once every 6 months. I wouldn't condemn him for this statement personally.

Maddog62
08-10-2007, 06:43 AM
Well you live in California so I'm pretty sure you never have good pizza either. That not withstanding, I understand what Dave means in this case. Whereas I typically enjoy "real" pizza and everyone knows the best pizza on the entire planet comes from Johnny's Pizza on Lincoln Avenue in Mount Vernon NY (http://local.yahoo.com/readreviews;_ylt=AjJfxeMSns17xC4.XfoQHxWKNcIF?id=1 1229429&cattype=localsearch_template_restaurantbar&#newtop), I also occasionally enjoy a corporate pizza, not because it's good pizza, but because it's good in it's own right sometimes. For me the urge hits like once every 6 months. I wouldn't condemn him for this statement personally.


Wow dude, read the first post. I am from the Jersey Shore , hence the purpose for me starting this thread. I grew up 2 or 3 towns away from Dave. I have lived in Brick, Toms River, Nutley, Belleville, Freehold, and Lavalette. Any more questions?

BCH
08-10-2007, 07:30 AM
Wow dude, read the first post. I am from the Jersey Shore , hence the purpose for me starting this thread. I grew up 2 or 3 towns away from Dave. I have lived in Brick, Toms River, Nutley, Belleville, Freehold, and Lavalette. Any more questions?

I didn't ask a question. I suggested that your current location prohibits you from getting a good pizza. I didn't suggest you've never had good pizza. It says "never have" meaning you can get it now, not "never had". It's unfortunate for you that you are originally from NJ because you know the difference too.

BaLZaC~308
08-10-2007, 07:36 AM
Well you live in California so I'm pretty sure you never have good pizza either. That not withstanding, I understand what Dave means in this case. Whereas I typically enjoy "real" pizza and everyone knows the best pizza on the entire planet comes from Johnny's Pizza on Lincoln Avenue in Mount Vernon NY (http://local.yahoo.com/readreviews;_ylt=AjJfxeMSns17xC4.XfoQHxWKNcIF?id=1 1229429&cattype=localsearch_template_restaurantbar&#newtop), I also occasionally enjoy a corporate pizza, not because it's good pizza, but because it's good in it's own right sometimes. For me the urge hits like once every 6 months. I wouldn't condemn him for this statement personally.

Yea but your not saying that pizza hut is the only real pizza and everything else is bread sauce and cheese.


Wonder bread is "fine" but to say if it isnt wonder bread it isnt a sandwich is just ::hammer:

Death Metal Moe
08-10-2007, 08:38 AM
No one takes Dave seriously, including Ron.

Don't worry abut what he says, he ate dog shit.

Maddog62
08-11-2007, 12:26 PM
I didn't ask a question. I suggested that your current location prohibits you from getting a good pizza. I didn't suggest you've never had good pizza. It says "never have" meaning you can get it now, not "never had". It's unfortunate for you that you are originally from NJ because you know the difference too.

OK I am sorry because now I see your good point. Food out here sucks and that is why I am so defensive about food back home. but now that Dave will eat cum I don't know how to react.