Jackpine Savages

[Haeder]

Jackpine Savage - Anyone living in northern Minnesota with the OOOOOOOOO and AAAAAAAAA accent that Ron Bennington seems to enjoy can be accurately described as being a Jackpine Savage. They live amongst the trees, trap beavers for sport and poop in a crick. The only contact a Jackpine Savage has with the outside world is either at the Annual Trappers Convention at the Bemidji Fairgrounds or using the communal phone to call 1-866-RON-0-FEZ.

A Jackpine Savage is able to make it past a Ron & Fez call screener 50% of the time.

[Joe Avezzano]

Jackpine Savage is funny shit. I think they also will accept being called woodticks or stump jumpers.

[Haeder]

Jackpine Savages caused the bridge to collapse and need to be protested.

Go get 'em Shirley Phelps-Roper!

Someone should zip her pants with a guthook.