Oh boy more Britney....

[YaHearIHearMe]

Well I know there are some here that are in to her so here they are

Hand the dog over to Marge and kill yourself already ya hag.

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2452/070618312374lzz2.jpg

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/127/070618165117lly0.jpg

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/1742/070617364053lmz4.jpg

[NightStalker3]

Nice park job....Sweaty back is really sexy Brit!

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/07/birtney-hit-and-run.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/07/britney-hits-and-run.jpg

[demonseed]

Is that back and ass sweat that I am seeing in that first pic?

[jackjack]

Is that back and ass sweat that I am seeing in that first pic?

It is, but I think the point of the picture is the proximity of her car door to the car next to her.

As if it matters after she drives into it with the bumper.

[Chino Kapone]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/13/BSpearsRstone99.jpg/160px-BSpearsRstone99.jpg

its so hard to believe this used to be her.

[TreeFortRichard]

she really couldn't give a shit. She dings the car when she opens the door and then she hits it backing out....

[YaHearIHearMe]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/13/BSpearsRstone99.jpg/160px-BSpearsRstone99.jpg

its so hard to believe this used to be her.

Yep She is soooo done its not even funny

[jsc315]

it really is sad when the dog is more attractive that britney.

[Chino Kapone]

it really is sad when the dog is more attractive that britney.

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[ShooterMcGavin]

it really is sad when the dog is more attractive that britney.

Does everyone Kwigger come in contact with turn into a complete mess?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a333/shootermcgvn/kfed2vs2.gif

Britney used to be hot. :(

[Dani524]

She is so out of touch with real life. Its pretty sad. Everyone in the world is watching her to see if today is the day she totally loses it. Isnt she only 24 years old?

[ShooterMcGavin]

She is so out of touch with real life. Its pretty sad. Everyone in the world is watching her to see if today is the day she totally loses it. Isnt she only 24 years old?

That can't be 24. She looks at least 30.

[jackjack]

She is so out of touch with real life.

There's the problem. She doesn't know she has turned into a regular person.
Her point of reference is all fucked up. As a celebrity, she's a disaster. As an average person, she's got a lot going for her.
Just pick a decent guy with a job, and live life. No problem.

[Capt.Hilarious]

Ugh - she used to be so hot and now I have a hard time even looking at her. I can't believe I respect KFed more than her now.

[Dani524]

That can't be 24. She looks at least 30.

:haha7:I am 34 years old and I know that I look better than her.

[jackjack]

:haha7:I am 34 years old and I know that I look better than her.

There's a lot of truly hot older chicks.. Look at Sandra Bullock at 43. I don't know anyone who'd pass that up.
Britney sure hit a wall.. But, like I said, if she just accepts being a regular person, and picks a decent guy that likes her and her kids, she'll be fine.

Not a chance it'll happen, though.. so we get to watch the meltdown.

[Voss's Tumor]

I can't wait for Run DMC to remix her first hit and stage her comeback

[wes mantooth]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2452/070618312374lzz2.jpg http://www.joblo.com/images_movie_reviews/battlefield_earth.jpg

[THE FEZ MAN]

boy i would like to be her body shop

[cozzie]

boy i would like to be her body shop

you don't have enough bondo and whatever else you use to fix that old beat up feista.

[THE FEZ MAN]

ive been dabbling in coach building, i got lead and a torch, i can fix anything

[Newmania]

Rooned for life.

[Your_Moms_Box]

On a plus note, she could never get into playboy now.. she's def gonna go to a penetration mag when the money runs out....

just think her getting gang banged by 4 black men.....

[Simby19]

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/britfunnysweekly.jpg

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

What a cunt, driving around and shit banging into cars and slamming doors into people trucks. If I saw her doing that shit I definitely would jump her ass!

[WOWmagnet]

Fat, sweaty cunt.

Typical cunt move; open her door into yours...no regard for either paintjob.

Typical cunt with no driving skills sideswiping a parked car.

Fat, un-sexy, pasty-skin hick-cunt.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Brandine Spuckler.

[cozzie]

What a cunt, driving around and shit banging into cars and slamming doors into people trucks. If I saw her doing that shit I definitely would jump her ass!

and what?, catch a case of the shits?

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

and what?, catch a case of the shits?

You silly goose! I mean with words. "You stupid fucking cunt, blah blah blah" you know what mean.........:p

[cosmic cow]

Is she on steroids? She kinda has the barry bonds head going on

[wigsnatcher]

its not even funny

i disagree

[fatfrankie]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2452/070618312374lzz2.jpg http://www.joblo.com/images_movie_reviews/battlefield_earth.jpg

is it just me or does she look alittle like flea from the chilly pepers in drag

[jackjack]

Another thing that's pathetic is that's either a wig or extensions.. It hasn't been long enough since the shaving to have more than a couple inches up there.
Why not let it be short while it is.

[CaraC]

She is so out of touch with real life. Its pretty sad. Everyone in the world is watching her to see if today is the day she totally loses it. Isnt she only 24 years old?

shes 25.. i only know this bc we're the same age...

not that it matters though because shes clearly a walking mess... I cant say how I would be in her situation because she grew up in the media, but I would THINK that it would inspire someone to be more cautious of what they do, not the complete opposite... shes a disaster

[commish13]

At least she doesn't look like this

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n105/natasmyspace/face.jpg

:action-sm

[CaraC]

At least she doesn't look like this

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n105/natasmyspace/face.jpg

:action-sm

:haha7::clap::haha7::clap::haha7:
good point, sir, good point... JOWLERS!

[jackjack]

Hey, she can't help it, that's how people look when speaking with a Boston accent.

[stevethrower]

is it just me or does she look alittle like flea from the chilly pepers in drag

Umm wtf with the forehead... she is only 26... jeeebus.

[wigsnatcher]

wow comish i was not expecting that, made me loff

[commish13]

jowlers rules

[FAngel]

The irony that this thread and the "Cindy Crawford is so---fucking---hot" thread are side by side at their respective ages is amazing.

[Mother Shucker]

Fat, sweaty cunt.

Typical cunt move; open her door into yours...no regard for either paintjob.

Typical cunt with no driving skills sideswiping a parked car.

Fat, un-sexy, pasty-skin hick-cunt.

You forgot:

Typical cunt, worries about what she did to her car, not the poor slobs car she hit.

[Capt.Hilarious]

So, any guesses as to what THIS is??

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1391/bcopyvh7.jpg


I think that is a mark to identify that this is really robot Britney and the real Britney is curled up in a ball in an insane asylum....just a guess though.

[GonzoRadio]

Is it me or did her boobs used to be bigger? Or did the rest of her just get bigger, making them look smaller?

[HummerTuesdays]

please let her hit my car please let her hit my car please let her hit my car

[notmikeh]

first she hits the car with her door then she hits it backing out. what a dumb bitch. I am glad no one photographs me when I do stupid shit like that.

[wigsnatcher]

isnt hit&run a felony?

[notmikeh]

So, any guesses as to what THIS is??

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1391/bcopyvh7.jpg


I think that is a mark to identify that this is really robot Britney and the real Britney is curled up in a ball in an insane asylum....just a guess though.

that is the SAME circle mark my buddy has on his forearm. Car Lighter. thats what that is. good eye sir.

[Capt.Hilarious]

A car lighter? Really? so you think she intentionally burned herself or it was an accident?

When I was in high school my friends and I would burn lighters for a few minutes, put them on our arms for a few seconds and then peel off the blister so that it scarred. But somehow I don't Britney did that to feel macho.

P.S. I read yesterday that what she was saying when that picture of her hitting the car was taken was "I'm such a brainiac!!" douchechill city.

[HummerTuesdays]

Since I'm not familiar with cigarette lighter burns, I would have guessed it's the stamp from last night's bar/club. Most stamp the other side of your hand, but I have been to a few bars that want to stamp the inside of my wrist.

[BelatedAbortion]

Fat, sweaty cunt.

Typical cunt move; open her door into yours...no regard for either paintjob.

Typical cunt with no driving skills sideswiping a parked car.

Fat, un-sexy, pasty-skin hick-cunt.

:clap::clap:

Hit the proverbial whore in the cunt.

[notmikeh]

Since I'm not familiar with cigarette lighter burns, I would have guessed it's the stamp from last night's bar/club. Most stamp the other side of your hand, but I have been to a few bars that want to stamp the inside of my wrist.

yeah now that I think about it you are probably right. I guess I was being silly. God Damn Rich CUNT

[Mother Shucker]

You think someone as famous as her needs a stamp at a club? HAHAHAHA.

[Capt.Hilarious]

You think someone as famous as her needs a stamp at a club? HAHAHAHA.

This is a good point - I am sticking with the lighter burns.

[Sparkstalker]

Yeah, but do you think that can show up at a club and say "Don't you know who I am?" Hell, I don't recognize her in the photograph, taken in the middle of the day. How would a bouncer do at night outside teh club?

[maxeypad]

lmao.....looks like she's trashed, obviously...can't even drive

it's fucking sad that she's turned into TRASH that quickly...seems
like they all are now

[jackjack]

I suppose it's as good a time as any to resurrect this gem for anyone who hasn't seen it.
Even if you have, it's worth a rewatch.

Britney and federline talking about life.

http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/displaymedia.cfm/id/12230/page/show_video_number_12230.html

[maxeypad]

Britney and federline talking about life.

http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/displaymedia.cfm/id/12230/page/show_video_number_12230.html



they sound drugged out...maybe shrooms??

[Creampier]

Okay... I defended Britney when people were turned off by her growing ass size in that thong pic in the other thread.... I was not entirely put off by the gravel driveway ass pic.... In the Britney/Paris/Lohan survey, I said Britney no question...

But this is it for me! I'm officially OFF the Britney bandwagon! I would NOT "hit it" anymore! She's done for good folks!

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

first she hits the car with her door then she hits it backing out. what a dumb bitch. I am glad no one photographs me when I do stupid shit like that.

Just the opposite, VIDEO!

Stoooopid Cunt!

kGdJvdXrcWE

[Simby19]

I see she replaced driving with her kid on her lap with a puppy. Brainiac, indeed.

[Simby19]

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/britney-spears-topless-pool-05.jpg

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/britney-spears-topless-pool-01.jpg

[cozzie]

in response to SPT, s video the paparazzi should have asked her , "Is your head allright"?

[leftybearfan]

What a stupid stupid individual. She runs into and then slams her door into the side of somebody's ride and not once does she look to see how much damage she did to the other vehicle.



That video looks kind of staged for some reason.

[Simby19]

She is my new idol! She exudes such class and restraint...

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/britx2172908_468x667.jpg

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/britney-spears-short-skirt.jpg

[THE FEZ MAN]

how long before she's broke? i give it 5 years.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

She'll probably OD on booze and pills. Just hope she does some hardcore chick on chick pr0n before tapping out.

[mendozathejew]

theres a child abuse investigation against her now right? what are the odds she offs herself sometime later this year, whenever the boys take their next vacation?

[Simby19]

Yeah they're saying she fed her kids alcohol and keeps them awake so she can sleep in. Oh and introduces all of her man-whores as "Uncles." Poor kids.

[leftybearfan]

She is my new idol! She exudes such class and restraint...

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/britx2172908_468x667.jpg

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/britney-spears-short-skirt.jpg




What a fabulous display of a disease I like to call "No-Body-Awareness-Dumb-Cuntery." The main symptoms are walking around in shit that is way too revealing for your current fitness level, followed closely by lots of pointing and giggling from innocent bystanders.

[Mindslayer]

how long before she's broke? i give it 5 years.


Id be surprised if she was still alive in five years.


Supposedly she's doing a 'surprise' performance at the VMAs this year. That should be a trainwreck worth watching.

[Fruit Monkey]

I would eat her ass daily. and spend her money nightly!

[NikkorTheMonk]

I would eat her ass daily. and spend her money nightly!

Not only no, but hell no. She probably only wipes every third day or after some risky food coices. And you know she ain't showering daily. Just a french whores bath before party night.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

What she really needs is a mirror, so she can see her ass. :icon_eek:

A good personal trainer wouldn't hurt either.

[Sct Ptersns Twn]

That's pretty.

[Angelfuck]

I got it! they wont let her near a mirror because they think she'll have a total breakdown again... right?

[blee]

http://media1.dropshots.com/photos/162833/20070205/182206.jpg

[maxeypad]

britney is COMPLETE white trash...she should move back to La. or something

GHAH and to think...she looked somewhat decent a few years ago...what the fuck happened....

[Simby19]

Here is her alleged new single, for anyone who is curious:


http://perezhilton.com/?p=4747

Creative, as usual!

[d0uche_n0zzle]

I hope nobody is stupid enough to watch her lip-sync that or any of her other "works."

[maxeypad]

HAHA! it's just sad enough she's trying to
make more music.....total GHAH!!

[Simby19]

It's awful. It can't even be called music.

[maxeypad]

It's awful. It can't even be called music.

completely agreed!

its complete shit...its....awful and makes my ears bleed

and you're 5 posts away from 2000 ;) lol

[Simby19]

More like 40 but isn't it exciting!? Only a few hundred more to win the bet

[Angelfuck]

http://wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2814&photo_key=4132

this pic is great, not only is she missing a contact but you can also see a little tuft of real hair poking out from her wig

[maxeypad]

WOW i can't read at all!!! jesus.....40..not 4...how did i miss that?! anyways...

and this pic is fucking hilarious indeed..lol thanks!...ha just goes to show you how
trashy and fucked up she really is...i wonder how many wigs she owns...
http://64.111.216.18/ul/4132-BS5.jpg

[Simby19]

This is my absolute favorite picture of her:

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/070810cxf_bspears_18.jpg

[maxeypad]

This is my absolute favorite picture of her:

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/070810cxf_bspears_18.jpg

lmao! thats quite a funny picture ha ha ha! ah thats great :clap:

[Simby19]

Sometimes I stare at that and wonder what she was thinking. It makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.

[Simby19]

Wigless:

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/wackbag19/bss1banner.jpg

[maxeypad]

Sometimes I stare at that and wonder what she was thinking. It makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.

lol no joke....probably lots of drugs were involved in her thinking...and what she thinks today....it's sad yet fucking HILARIOUS :clap: :icon_lol:

and that wigless pic is great lmao