Nightmare PMS girlfriend / wife [Archive] - The Unofficial Opie and Anthony Message Board

abudabit

08-13-2007, 12:33 PM

Anyone have a wife or girlfriend where PMS / the period is a real problem? I'm talking beyond the average typical woman. Where it really fucks with the relationship.

My girl freaked out because there was a 15 minute delay from when she sent an email and when I responded. 15 minutes! I'm at work, she knows this. Last month she cried because she imagined I didn't like her.

And to the women, do birth control pills that minimize the cycle reduce this? We're a newish couple now, but I can see this being a real problem down the road.

WhiskeyWhispers

08-13-2007, 12:50 PM

How long have you been dating? That is always important.

If it hasn't been long, run for your life, and I'm not kidding.

If it's been a while, I would just try and have as little contact with her during that week, and when you do just take deep breaths and realize you are dealing with an insane person, and that the real girl is on "vacation" so to speak.

HummerTuesdays

08-13-2007, 12:51 PM

if the commercials are right, she might have PMDD (pre-menstrual dysmorphic disorder or something like that). If it's that bad, she needs to address it with her doc. Supposedly there's a new pill (Yaz - yeah, I know, they were big in the 80s) that is supposed to help wtih PMDD.

WW might have a point, but who wants to be in 3/4 of a relationship? Although, that might be a good thing. :)

MJMANDALAY

08-13-2007, 01:01 PM

More important is she a fan of The Boys?

fandango86

08-13-2007, 01:06 PM

Is this the same girl you had to use a shoehorn to get your dick in? If so, between that and this she sounds like more trouble than she's worth.

My wife has what I think are beyond the normal cramps associated with PMS, but she's never really turned into a psycho. She just bitches that her stomach hurts a couple days a month.

abudabit

08-13-2007, 01:24 PM

Is this the same girl you had to use a shoehorn to get your dick in? If so, between that and this she sounds like more trouble than she's worth.

Yes, but I'm in wuv.

My wife has what I think are beyond the normal cramps associated with PMS, but she's never really turned into a psycho. She just bitches that her stomach hurts a couple days a month.

A little heroin solves that problem.

Simby19

08-13-2007, 01:39 PM

Is she normal, or at least less pyschotic when she's not on the rag? I had some roommates in college who totally played up the period thing and were really unapproachable. Sometimes their bitchiness was inconsistent, which led me to believe they were getting off on it or something.

There are so many different birth control pills out there, so I'm sure there is one that could help with the mood swings. I'm sure it's advertised in a nicer way so that people don't get defensive. I've been on the pill since I was 16 or something, so I don't know life off it.

Girls suck.

frankjg

08-13-2007, 01:42 PM

"the PMS defense freed Christine English after confessed to killing her boyfriend by deliberately ramming him into a utility pole with her car; and after killing a co-worker, Sandie Smith was put on probation - with one condition: she must report monthly for injections of progesterone to control symptoms of PMS. By the 1990s, the PMS defense paved the way for other hormonal defenses.

Sheryl Lynn Massip could place her 6 month old son under a car, run over him repeatedly, and then, uncertain he was dead, do it again, then claim postpartum depression and be given outpatient medical help. No feminist protested."

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

d0uche_n0zzle

08-13-2007, 02:00 PM

Buy her chocolate and make her smoke some weed.

wigsnatcher

08-13-2007, 02:00 PM

Simby19

08-13-2007, 02:02 PM

on the flip side, pms could be a decent defense after throwing your woman down the stairs....SHE PROVOKED ME!!!

She ENTICED me.

Dani75

08-13-2007, 02:22 PM

Give her some info on Mirena IUD's - no periods, no PMS. Best invention EVER!

MrBogey

08-13-2007, 02:34 PM

My chick went on this hormonal birth control thathas her horned up and mellow almost all the time. She got angry with me the other day because I worked late and I wasn't there to help her out with her needs.

Dani524

08-13-2007, 03:33 PM

Girls suck.

:haha7: You are right Simby. We do.

Birth control pills can stabilize a women's hormones; but we all still get very bitchy during that time - with or without pills. No one has come up with a bitchy-pain in the ass pill yet. I am so sure when they do, you guys will buy stock in the company.

JimsInfectedEye

08-13-2007, 03:45 PM

Does this happen every month when she bleeds, or is it like every so often?

My wife gets that way, but its like every 3 months. I couldn't handle it every month - I'd keep a woodchipper in the back yard if that was the case.

As for someone above stating PMDD - thats a made up disease. The medication they use to treat that is the exact same thing as Prozac, except for a little pink coloring added to it. A new label gave Lilly the rights to push the patent on Prozac back another year.

Voss's Tumor

08-13-2007, 05:26 PM

Give her some info on Mirena IUD's - no periods, no PMS. Best invention EVER!

If you don't wanna do all that, just have her take her normal birth control pills, and skip the sugar pills. Just start the next month's regular pills instead. If there's never a lapse in birth control, she'll never have a period, and she'll in turn never have PMS.

My g/f can be pretty bad when it comes to PMS and stuff, and since neither of us have health insurance I'm glad she smokes weed, it'd kill us if she didn't.

THE FEZ MAN

08-13-2007, 06:04 PM

um no comment

Jef Leppard

08-13-2007, 07:21 PM

Yes, but I'm in wuv.

did you seriously fuckin type that? youre fucked , shes the boss.

Simby19

08-13-2007, 07:51 PM

just have her take her normal birth control pills, and skip the sugar pills. Just start the next month's regular pills instead. If there's never a lapse in birth control, she'll never have a period, and she'll in turn never have PMS

That's gotta do something funky to the body.

wigsnatcher

08-13-2007, 09:10 PM

She ENTICED me.

damn, so close, yet....so wrong

Voss's Tumor

08-13-2007, 09:13 PM

That's gotta do something funky to the body.

My ex wife did it for years with her doc's approval. He said just flow it out once to twice a year and it's all good.

Warning though, that once a year is supposedly like a period X5, so plan to spend a few days on the couch or something.

Sct Ptersns Twn

08-13-2007, 09:14 PM

Do you own a boat?

Simby19

08-13-2007, 10:07 PM

My ex wife did it for years with her doc's approval. He said just flow it out once to twice a year and it's all good.

Warning though, that once a year is supposedly like a period X5, so plan to spend a few days on the couch or something.

Im glad the complicated anatomy of a woman can be likened to draining a pool at the end of a season. I thought woman actually doing that with the pill was an urban legend.

Voss's Tumor

08-13-2007, 10:09 PM

Nope, I know quite a few women who do it that way.

And it's not quite like draining a pool, I think it has more to do with the fact that you've forgotten how much they suck, so it seems a lot worse than it really is, heh.

gleet

08-13-2007, 10:26 PM

Send her off to the Moon Lodge, like the Injuns did.

THE FEZ MAN

08-13-2007, 10:31 PM

Do you own a boat?

as a matter of fact i do and its for sale....... :action-sm

HummerTuesdays

08-14-2007, 09:05 AM

If you don't wanna do all that, just have her take her normal birth control pills, and skip the sugar pills. Just start the next month's regular pills instead. If there's never a lapse in birth control, she'll never have a period, and she'll in turn never have PMS.

My g/f can be pretty bad when it comes to PMS and stuff, and since neither of us have health insurance I'm glad she smokes weed, it'd kill us if she didn't.

Just be careful. Some pills have different hormone combinations as the month goes on, so even is she skips the sugar pills & continues on to the next pack, she might still have PMS symptoms.

WMB

08-14-2007, 09:39 AM

My wife tried a new pill a couple years ago and it made her a total fucking lunatic no matter what time of the month it was.

Jasmin, that's what it was called. She got off that pretty quick.

Voss's Tumor

08-14-2007, 03:51 PM

My wife tried a new pill a couple years ago and it made her a total fucking lunatic no matter what time of the month it was.

Jasmin, that's what it was called. She got off that pretty quick.

Yeah, they called it the "Lower Estrogen" pill or some shit?

I think they replaced the estrogen with cunt sauce... She was a complete fucking psychopath all month

And yeah, I'm far from a doctor, I just know my chick used to skip her trouble time by skipping the green pills her doctor said it was cool. Talk to your own coochie commanders, don't take internet guy's advice as a whole

Kris_LTRMa

08-14-2007, 06:39 PM

Hang on a sec ... it might be PMS or PDDS or whatever other mnemonics they're using these days, but - are her mood swings only around her periods or do they occur at other times of the month as well .... could be something else - like bipolar disorder. I'm only saying this because when I was younger, like in my teens, I had terrible mood swings which were chalked up to teen angst, "that time of the month", needing attention etc etc etc. In my 20's I went on the pill which seemed to help the moods a little bit but I still had swings and still had bouts of depression. Turns out, it wasn't PMS, it was BPD. It took them until I was 32 to figure out what it was ... almost 18 years of not being properly treated!!

Now, if it is just PMS, then my advice is to RUN ... if she's moody and needy now, it's only going to get worse. "But I wuv her" is not a good enough reason to stay and allow yourself to be driven nuts and in a perverse way - abused; at least according to my shrink it's abuse.

Voss's Tumor

08-14-2007, 06:43 PM

"But I wuv her" is not a good enough reason to stay and allow yourself to be driven nuts

How much abuse you take is directly proportional to how good an egg she is

Fresca

08-14-2007, 07:53 PM

Punch Out Maverick

CaraC

08-14-2007, 11:55 PM

I actually experience this myself... I pretty much become psychotic just before I get my period, and it is completely out of my control.... my pill has never seemed to help with the situation either... but since I take St. John's Wort for depression on a regular basis anyway, I try to remember to double up the dosage during those times... I have, and still do, consider talking to my doctor about possible PMDD treatment but, considering all the other health problems I have, I try to treat everything with vitamins/natural remedies before getting meds for ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY psychiatric shit...

That being said you may want to suggest she take some St. John's Wort during those times and if she already does, to take more... besides that, there ARE many ways to treat this and if she is unwilling to at least try SOMETHING, then maybe shes not worth your time....

abudabit

08-15-2007, 12:05 AM

Thanks for all the advice guys, things are back to normal again. I'll recommend some of this stuff to her. She doesn't lash out at me, she just gets depressed and questions the relationship. But then she says everything is fine 30 minutes later.

Fendbass22

08-15-2007, 04:11 AM

Mine just gets so emotional. Cries over nothing the whole week.

Kris_LTRMa

08-15-2007, 08:41 AM

How much abuse you take is directly proportional to how good an egg she is

Nope ... the only way you take abuse is if your self-worth is zero ... otherwise no matter how good of an egg she is, unless she gets help, head for the door.

That's what she really should be doing - speaking to a doctor and getting some help. Otherwise - SeeYa

Jef Leppard

08-15-2007, 09:37 AM

Nope ... the only way you take abuse is if your self-worth is zero ... otherwise no matter how good of an egg she is, unless she gets help, head for the door.

should be written in stone

HummerTuesdays

08-15-2007, 01:50 PM

Write this on a rock...

Fixed it for ya! :action-sm

bill333

08-15-2007, 04:47 PM

Is she the needy type? If so, run,don't walk, run. I dated a woman that was gorgeous but needy and when it came to ONE time not saying goodbye when I left for work ( I was running late and had to run out the door) and she called me at work acted as though I punched. When it came to her periods, forget it.

Go with what your heart tells you.