Opie & Anthony Listening Thread - 08/17/07: It's Friday!

[martianvirus]

I want tacos!

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u110/martianvirus/handup.jpg

w00t!

[Earth2murf]

i need coffeehttp://img507.imageshack.us/img507/2739/45777786vh6.jpg..

[mayor menino]

i want sleeping pills!

[Natesac]

get fucked.

[mayor menino]

in ny (suffolk county) last night, a home owner shot and killed a home invader. NICE!

[Carolina Kike]

in ny (suffolk county) last night, a home owner shot and killed a home invader. NICE!
In which county is Anthony's town of Jewberg?

[stillbornstew]

in ny (suffolk county) last night, a home owner shot and killed a home invader. NICE!

AS WELL HE SHOULD'VE!!!!!

morning baggers!!!

[BIV]

Here are some random photobucket pics:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/IMG_0303.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/beach-4.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/beach-3.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/beach-1-1.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/DSC03317.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/DSC00314.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/MeganAndEmily051.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/meandjack132.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/beach.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/beach-1.jpg

[Natesac]

BIV... you suck... really.

Leave 'bringing the hotness' to madbam, you effin' pedophile (not to mention your poor taste).






Oh...:action-sm



But seriously...

[Deadbent]

Morning ghouls. Pretty much certain the boys are out today, are they not?


The whole xm campus meeting and all.

Anyone confirm this, so I can go back to playing Bioshock?

[vegasbob]

Anyone with pic of the Penthouse Pet from yesterday?

E-ROCK is my Hero. "No Homo"

[Carolina Kike]

Morning ghouls. Pretty much certain the boys are out today, are they not?


The whole xm campus meeting and all.

Anyone confirm this, so I can go back to playing Bioshock?
Fuck, I totally forgot that Bioshock was coming out. I'll have to pick that up today.

[Sack of Chisels]

BIV... you suck... really.

Leave 'bringing the hotness' to madbam, you effin' pedophile (not to mention your poor taste).






Oh...:action-sm



But seriously...

are you mad that you didn't get to start the thread again?

[chewonmysac]

BIV thanks for the pic's to wack my bag in the shower today.
It's Friday!!!!!!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/chewonmysac/30.jpg

[Sack of Chisels]

anyway, Jennifer Ellison, some english broad..

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/6538/07126jenniferellison081vq4.jpg (http://img507.imageshack.us/my.php?image=07126jenniferellison081vq4.jpg)
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1563/07131jenniferellison081li8.jpg (http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?image=07131jenniferellison081li8.jpg)
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/2253/07132jenniferellison081ka1.jpg (http://img329.imageshack.us/my.php?image=07132jenniferellison081ka1.jpg)
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/8162/07137jenniferellison081ys7.jpg (http://img507.imageshack.us/my.php?image=07137jenniferellison081ys7.jpg)
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4690/07142jenniferellison081fi5.jpg (http://img297.imageshack.us/my.php?image=07142jenniferellison081fi5.jpg)
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5378/07147jenniferellison081wk4.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=07147jenniferellison081wk4.jpg)
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/39/07157jenniferellison081ee7.jpg (http://img248.imageshack.us/my.php?image=07157jenniferellison081ee7.jpg)
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6997/07159jenniferellison081ve5.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/my.php?image=07159jenniferellison081ve5.jpg)
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/8602/07164jenniferellison081bl4.jpg (http://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=07164jenniferellison081bl4.jpg)
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9005/07169jenniferellison081bi5.jpg (http://img251.imageshack.us/my.php?image=07169jenniferellison081bi5.jpg)

[Carolina Kike]

Goddamn, what is it with English people and tiny heads? Is she related to Paul?

[Absolutely]

Tiny Head?

She's got a Huge forehead.

[English Gent]

Good morning, faggots.

[Natesac]

are you mad that you didn't get to start the thread again?

Actually, I'm okay with that. It's important to see some conviction out of others every once in a while. ;)

[CM Mark]

Mornin peeps. Happy Road Rules Friday and Car Crash Comedy Day

[Warren]

that enlish chick is hot.

[Warren]

morning cum bubble

[Warren]

will the fuckers miner please dig themself out!!!

[Sack of Chisels]

what a start..

[English Gent]

that enlish chick is hot.

Wif Egg Flied lice?

[Warren]

<----- posting Douche (4th)

[Warren]

Wif Egg Flied lice?
si

[English Gent]

will the fuckers miner please dig themself out!!!

Yeah, which one of y'all was it that farted down there last night, anyway?

[norton23]

BIV... you suck... really.

Leave 'bringing the hotness' to madbam, you effin' pedophile (not to mention your poor taste).






Oh...:action-sm



But seriously...

HAHAHAHA I liked those pics

[mendozathejew]

morning folks

[English Gent]

morning folks

Fuck off.

[leetsauce]

Good morning, friend's of Rev Al.

[Warren]

HAHAHAHA I liked those pics
yeah I liked them and I also wonder why there is a double standred for girls touching each other and it being ok. I wanna touch a mans cock and it be ok

NO HOMO

[n8crwlr]

This is why fancy men pay peons, like me, to do stuff for them.

[Sack of Chisels]

...while master po was stirring the sauce?

[Awful Me]

I love this scene in Goodfellas. I hope Melinda didn't forget her lucky hat.

[Friday]

morning schmoopies! :action-sm

i really need to start going to sleep earlier....

[CM Mark]

morning schmoopies! :action-sm

i really need to start going to sleep earlier....

Hello today. And at least you get sleep. I've been up all night. But then again, I work third shift.

[mendozathejew]

road rules, I hope andrew calls in with fun fact

[fuckwit]

I love this scene in Goodfellas. I hope Melinda didn't forget her lucky hat.

i think the first time they did this bit was when she was in the loony bin. love that bit



oooo car crash comedy RULES!

[English Gent]

C'mon, Tom, just die already. This clinging to life shit is so selfish.

[mendozathejew]

i think the first time they did this bit was when she was in the loony bin. love that bit

I think the first time was paranoid howie when he said the radio world and big business is out to get him

[n8crwlr]

C'mon, Tom, just die already. This clinging to life shit is so selfish.

Yea, and it's not about you!

[Sack of Chisels]

"trying to keep it clean for regular radio"? she knew she was on xm the curses were flying well before that..

[norton23]

Oh man they are killin the xm people I'd be a lil mad

[fuckwit]

I think the first time was paranoid howie when he said the radio world and big business is out to get him

was it i can remember. so funny. it comes out of no where with that music

[Friday]

"trying to keep it clean for regular radio"? she knew she was on xm the curses were flying well before that..

yeah... Opies a big stinky liar

[Friday]

alot of people are missing today.... and Nate is offline so the thread is slow. lol

ok I am off to work out .... have a happy ME!

[pure_waves]

Good day gents

[CM Mark]

have a happy ME!

As long as it's in my bedroom. ;)

[Warren]

roland singing Via Las Vegas funny stuff.....wait I am still playing yesterdays show.

[pure_waves]

is it just me or do the mics sound fucked up?

[fuckwit]

is it just me or do the mics sound fucked up?

yeh when the show started they said theres something weird with the mics in DC and they cant do anything about it

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Morning pals.

Kathleen will show up initially angry about the noise and then they gang bang her on Opie's bed.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/700000/images/_702403_kathleen150.jpg

[pure_waves]

yeh when the show started they said theres something weird with the mics in DC and they cant do anything about it

Get these fancy gentlemen some workable mics!

Sounds like Im listening to AM for the love of Jebus.

[Warren]

Morning pals.

Kathleen will show up initially angry about the noise and then they gang bang her on Opie's bed.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/700000/images/_702403_kathleen150.jpg
I find that pic oddly hot

[CM Mark]

I find that pic oddly hot

I find it hotly odd

[pure_waves]

I find it hotly odd

tranny hot?

[madbam]

morning schmoopies! :action-sm

i really need to start going to sleep earlier....

Morning lovely....they even started a listening thread honoring you today..how cool is that.

[CM Mark]

tranny hot?

like this NSFW link? http://www.meatspin.com ?

[CM Mark]

Damn. He's still alive

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I find that pic oddly hot

I'll help you with this better perspective.
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Kathleen%20Turner-1.JPG


Edit: for the eyes

[madbam]

Hotness for Fridee.....Mornin Baggies:

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6955/60xg2.jpg

[pure_waves]

like this NSFW link? http://www.meatspin.com ?

meatspin? i wonder what that is. i better click it to find out :action-sm

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Tommy's older than me?!?!

With a voice like that I thought he was in his late teens early 20's

[pure_waves]

I'll help you with this better perspective.
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Kathleen%20Turner-1.JPG

age is a bitch aint it
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4906/zdj2bqu2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[CM Mark]

age is a bitch aint it

http://www.kinomaniak.pl/osoby/kathleen_turner/zdj2b.jpg

yeah, she definatly looked better as a red x

[Warren]

I'll help you with this better perspective.
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Kathleen%20Turner-1.JPG


Edit: for the eyes
that one not so much

[Warren]

age is a bitch aint it
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4906/zdj2bqu2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
kinda of big girl :) I like it

[English Gent]

Wonder how they'll do the walkover today. I vote that they walk to the ghetto and back while Ant shouts racial epithets.

[pure_waves]

what the fuck happened to her nose. she looks like that dude from what the hell is that?

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/37/33080220071019251186064le5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[English Gent]

she looks like that dude from what the hell is that?

DOES SHE?

[English Gent]

Who'd Jenna Bush get engaged to? Jack Daniels?

[pure_waves]

DOES SHE?

yes, she does. see photos sir.

[VilleDick]

Mornin' asswipes

Recovering from a nice hangover at the office this morning

[English Gent]

Recovering from a nice hangover at the office this morning

Good. I hope you suffer.:action-sm

[norton23]

I would like some diarrhea

[SickSean]

good mornin from NC baggers

[VilleDick]

This girl is sooooooooooo fucking stupid, E-Rock rules

[VilleDick]

Good. I hope you suffer.:action-sm

Anytime I see you in here, I suffer :action-sm

Morning Loki

[SickSean]

ROFL god damn sounds like i missed the fun on XM yesterday

[VilleDick]

ROFL god damn sounds like i missed the fun on XM yesterday

You heard all of it, the dumb C was awful radio

[Sack of Chisels]

they're not putting the video up until erocks stupid girlfriend stops throwing a fit?

[pure_waves]

they're not putting the video up until erocks stupid girlfriend stops throwing a fit?

that sounds a bit odd doesnt it?

[madbam]

why so slow today people

[pure_waves]

give us a few more hot broads madbam, shake things up a bit.

[norton23]

why so slow today people

Diarrhea is loose, watery stools. A person with diarrhea typically passes stool more than three times a day. People with diarrhea may pass more than a quart of stool a day. Acute diarrhea is a common problem that usually lasts 1 or 2 days and goes away on its own without special treatment. Prolonged diarrhea persisting for more than 2 days may be a sign of a more serious problem and poses the risk of dehydration. Chronic diarrhea may be a feature of a chronic disease.


oh boy it's the squirts friday for me :icon_eek:

[Awful Me]

why so slow today people


They have been replaying yesterdays show for the last half hour with new and insightful commentary. We have all been riveted to our radios!

:action-sm

[VilleDick]

They have been replaying yesterdays show for the last half hour with new and insightful commentary. We have all been riveted to our radios!

:action-sm

Squish the bugs :action-sm

[Puffy_McScrote]

7 Martinis + 2 Rogue Dead Guys + Red Bull + 45mph GoKarts = a bad morning...

[VilleDick]

7 Martinis + 2 Rogue Dead Guys + Red Bull + 45mph GoKarts = a bad morning...

I made the mistake of doing Jaeger bombs and drinking about 10 beers on an empty stomach. I feel your pain

[madbam]

give us a few more hot broads madbam, shake things up a bit.

Ask and ye shall receive

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/2338/59ec789884yj1.jpg
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/6602/1046493737lod4.jpg

[Puffy_McScrote]

I made the mistake of doing Jaeger bombs and drinking about 10 beers on an empty stomach. I feel your pain

My girl got a bunch of folks together, rented the VIP room at this little bar, and things went downhill rapidly... Driving home through the Apocalypse was fun, too. You guys get nailed with storms last night?

[VilleDick]

My girl got a bunch of folks together, rented the VIP room at this little bar, and things went downhill rapidly... Driving home through the Apocalypse was fun, too. You guys get nailed with storms last night?

Not really, but I unleashed a shit storm on the office john this morning. Driving was indeed fun last night. Probably shouldn't have done that

[Sam_Adams]

morning ya smelly cunts

[Sam_Adams]

Not really, but I unleashed a shit storm on the office john this morning. Driving was indeed fun last night. Probably shouldn't have done that

You should have punched out a text message and lived on the edge like that chick in AZ

[Awful Me]

Squish the bugs :action-sm


::hammer::p

[Puffy_McScrote]

Not really, but I unleashed a shit storm on the office john this morning. Driving was indeed fun last night. Probably shouldn't have done that

Yeah, I woke up this morning from a DUI dream. But the chick cop in it was a hottie.

[Warren]

Ask and ye shall receive

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/2338/59ec789884yj1.jpg
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/6602/1046493737lod4.jpg
to much muscle

[Stig]

Not really, but I unleashed a shit storm on the office john this morning. Driving was indeed fun last night. Probably shouldn't have done that

HOW IS THAT HANGOVER GOING, MISTER VILLE DICK?

[CM Mark]

My girl got a bunch of folks together, rented the VIP room at this little bar, and things went downhill rapidly... Driving home through the Apocalypse was fun, too. You guys get nailed with storms last night?

First there was lightning with no thunder, then there was severe thunder and lightning, then uber down pours. luckily i was sitting in my car in the parking lot at work and didn't have to drive in it

[Awful Me]

I love it when they talk sports:

Jim: "Vick is one of the greatest quarterbacks in the last 10 years...."

Thats why he is a comedian

[Stig]

to much muscle

Afraid you won't be able to hold her down?

[Wilmington WOW]

OMG
Now we know Jimmy konws nothing about football as well as music

Michael Vick is a terrbile quarterback
He is consistantly ranking in the bottom tear of QBs
He is a gifted athlete and can run the ball, but this does not a QB make

[Puffy_McScrote]

First there was lightning with no thunder, then there was severe thunder and lightning, then uber down pours. luckily i was sitting in my car in the parking lot at work and didn't have to drive in it

Lightning, thunder, and torrential rains for hours... I even have water in my basement. Yay!

[Sam_Adams]

Who'd Jenna Bush get engaged to? Jack Daniels?

http://www.drunkenwhore.com/wp-content/jenna_bush_pussy_picture_4.jpg

Well maybe she had a little Jack and forgot there was a camera around her at the beach. Someone forgot to smooth out the stubble :action-sm

[Warren]

HOW IS THAT HANGOVER GOING, MISTER VILLE DICK?
TOO BAD WE CAN'T GET IT TO FLASH

[Wilmington WOW]

I love it when they talk sports:

Jim: "Vick is one of the greatest quarterbacks in the last 10 years...."

Thats why he is a comedian

hey budday :action-sm
smart minds .......

[madbam]

to much muscle

some people are never satisfied:

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3198/036bg8.jpg

[VilleDick]

HOW IS THAT HANGOVER GOING, MISTER VILLE DICK?

Ahhhh :cussing:puke:

Morning Stig

[Wilmington WOW]

http://www.drunkenwhore.com/wp-content/jenna_bush_pussy_picture_4.jpg

Well maybe she had a little Jack and forgot there was a camera around her at the beach. Someone forgot to smooth out the stubble :action-sm

Are we sure that is her?

[English Gent]

The drunk flight attendant had a seriously low capacity for alcohol: she was rip-roaring drunk, and yet not even over the legal driving limit.

[Sam_Adams]

Are we sure that is her?

Oh yeah, it's definitely her. This photo is from many months ago when it was fresh on the net.

http://johnsoncity.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/jenna_bush_105-754465.jpg

[fuckwit]

thats not her

[Wilmington WOW]

and one woman killed herself when the Feds showed up

[Stig]

Here's some hotness for Ville. It's safe for work.
http://www.demonhood.com/pixels/images/dizzyP.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

yeh anthony, Cough haliburton cough cheeney cough

[Awful Me]

OMG
Now we know Jimmy konws nothing about football as well as music

Michael Vick is a terrbile quarterback
He is consistantly ranking in the bottom tear of QBs
He is a gifted athlete and can run the ball, but this does not a QB make



I never understood when they saw that Shaub was decent, they didn't put Vick in at running back. Glad they traded him now they got nothing.

[Nate666]

damn that guy looks angry

http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2007/08/16/02/744-reimer_200.embedded.prod_affiliate.81.jpg


http://www.kansascity.com/115/story/235445.html

Sisters of dead woman wanted to keep her away from husband
By TONY RIZZO
The Kansas City Star
Stanley Reimer
Stanley Reimer

Two sisters of Criste Reimer said Thursday that they had wanted to keep her away from her husband, who was charged this week with hurling her to her death.

Criste Reimer, who was found dead Tuesday night outside her Country Club Plaza apartment, lived with her mother outside the Kansas City area for several months until mid-July, when Stanley Reimer visited and said he was going to take her to dinner. He took her away and never came back, said her sisters, Vicki Jones and Terri Metrano.

“I was scared to death,” Jones said. “I did not want him around her.”

Criste Reimer had been “doing great” at their mother’s house, the sisters said, adding that they had become more concerned about her safety since last fall, when Stanley Reimer’s mood and attitude toward them seemed to change.

“He just got scary,” Jones said. “It was like we just didn’t know him anymore.”

Metrano said she tried to talk to her brother-in-law in October when Criste Reimer was hospitalized for one of the many health problems she had suffered since she was a child.

“He seemed pretty unstable,” Metrano said. “He said he was afraid of me.”

Stanley Reimer, 51, is charged with second-degree murder in his wife’s death.

He was not represented by a lawyer Thursday when he made his initial court appearance. He did not speak, and a judge entered a not guilty plea on his behalf. Bond was set at $250,000 cash. His next court appearance was scheduled for Sept. 10.

Reimer, who went to court last year to have himself declared guardian and conservator of his wife’s affairs because of her physical difficulties, told police that he threw her off their fourth-story balcony because he was unable to care for her because of “extreme financial difficulties,” according to court documents.

Stanley Reimer has worked at the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art since 1996. Museum officials declined to say what he did, but his sisters-in-law said he was an accountant.

The couple attended Leawood United Methodist Church, and Senior Pastor Rob Winger described them as “good, kind folks.”

“They were a couple of people who always sent birthday and anniversary cards to other church members,” Winger said.

Church member Pat Snowden said that they attended the church about 15 years and that it seemed he was trying to take good care of her.

Criste Reimer, 47, never complained about the serious maladies she had suffered since childhood and always was upbeat, her sisters said.

“She was the kindest person I ever met,” Jones said.

Criste Reimer had a big interest in scrapbooking and also collected cookbooks, recipes and teddy bears. Online, she had used the name “cudlypoo.”

She chronicled her physical problems in one online posting and lamented the fact that it prevented her from being an organ donor.

“I would do anything if I could donate any organ that anyone needed,” she wrote.

She also described how doctors had advised her parents to take her out of school and told them that she probably would have the mental level of a 6-year-old for the rest of her life after she was diagnosed with neurofibromatosis and hydrocephalus.

“Thank goodness they didn’t listen to the doctors,” she wrote.

In another posting, she said she hoped she could be an example to others with adversity in their lives.

Jones said she wasn’t sure how her sister and Reimer met, but thought it was through church. They were married about 17 years ago and had no children, she said.

Jones said that after Reimer took his wife from her mother’s house in July, he tried to keep her from contacting other family members.

But she talked to her mother the day before she died and said she wanted to come back to her mother’s house, according to Jones.

“She didn’t deserve what she got,” Jones said.

[Hudson]

Wholly Fuck! I think I know the Pilot!


Stewardess: 4 rights make a left

[VilleDick]

Here's some hotness for Ville. It's safe for work.
http://www.demonhood.com/pixels/images/dizzyP.jpg

:puke:

[Sam_Adams]

thats not her

If ya say so

[Wilmington WOW]

I never understood when they saw that Shaub was decent, they didn't put Vick in at running back. Glad they traded him now they got nothing.

HA HA
Fuck Atlanta
worst sports city in the USA

[VilleDick]

HA HA
Fuck Atlanta
worst sports city in the USA

QFT

[Stig]

I'm a bastard. I was hung over on Tuesday, yet I do this to my poor pal, Ville:
http://www.psy.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/mukade.gif

[English Gent]

I never understood when they saw that Shaub was decent, they didn't put Vick in at running back. Glad they traded him now they got nothing.

There's a big difference between being a Quarterback who runs well and being a good running back.

[CM Mark]

EDIT: Fuck, I can't remember the code now

[VilleDick]

I'm a bastard. I was hung over on Tuesday, yet I do this to my poor pal, Ville:
http://www.psy.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/mukade.gif

:puke::fu4:

[Stig]

:puke::fu4:

http://www.psy.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/scinred2.gif

OK, I'll stop. :haha7:

[Awful Me]

There's a big difference between being a Quarterback who runs well and being a good running back.


We aren't talkin about queer soccer limey. Vick could be a starting running back on most NFL teams.

;)

[Awful Me]

EDIT: Fuck, I can't remember the code now

G-Code?

[Stig]

I think they should give the Chocolate Rain guy a show on XM.

[Hudson]

need to take my epilepsy meds again thanks Stig! Asshat!

[Stig]

We aren't talkin about queer soccer limey. Vick could be a starting running back on most NFL teams.

;)

I hear he's going to be working at The Little Shelter.

[Awful Me]

That cinemagic promo for Super Bad made me not want to see it. That was fuckin terrible.

[CM Mark]

G-Code?

A code that I just PMed Zag to help remind me. Hopefully it's still active.

[English Gent]

We aren't talkin about queer soccer limey. Vick could be a starting running back on most NFL teams.

;)

Not a fucking chance. He has zero ability to gain yardage after contact.

[Natesac]

Louis CK ad...


...not hot.

[Sam_Adams]

Hey Puffy and Ville,

I know being hung over can make you feel horrible and nauseas. So, I thought a soothing photo would make you feel a little bit better. I have it in tags because it's a surprise, like a present :)

http://www.assfistinganalfisting.com/gaping-anal-holes/asshole_gaping.jpg

[VilleDick]

http://www.psy.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/scinred2.gif

OK, I'll stop. :haha7:

That one is definitely the worst. I hate those fucking dot things :icon_mad::icon_mad:

[Awful Me]

Not a fucking chance. He has zero ability to gain yardage after contact.

Most backs don't, one thing he has going for him is his ability to gain yardage without being hit.

[Puffy_McScrote]

I just splattered the shitter with anger and evil!
Yay!

[Puffy_McScrote]

Hey Puffy and Ville,

I know being hung over can make you feel horrible and nauseas. So, I thought a soothing photo would make you feel a little bit better. I have it in tags because it's a surprise, like a present :)

http://www.assfistinganalfisting.com/gaping-anal-holes/asshole_gaping.jpg

Whitney? is that you? *sniffle*

:icon_mrgr

[Awful Me]

How about if you just replay the entire show from yesteday?

[Sack of Chisels]

jesus do they really have nothing today? enough with the old clips!

[VilleDick]

Hey Puffy and Ville,

I know being hung over can make you feel horrible and nauseas. So, I thought a soothing photo would make you feel a little bit better. I have it in tags because it's a surprise, like a present :)

http://www.assfistinganalfisting.com/gaping-anal-holes/asshole_gaping.jpg

Unable to view at work, but thanks (I think) that URL looks scary

[Stig]

http://www.assfistinganalfisting.com/gaping-anal-holes/asshole_gaping.jpg

Why is my pee-pee all hard? :icon_roll

[wetandstickyjim]

Morning Baggers! :action-sm

I think Andrew takes the little bus.

[VilleDick]

Note to self: Don't name my kid Andrew, he'll end up having some sort of stupid speech im im im impediment

[Puffy_McScrote]

Unable to view at work, but thanks (I think) that URL looks scary

It involves stretching, poop chutes, and cavernous views...

[Natesac]

International Man of Mumbling

[CM Mark]

It involves stretching, poop chutes, and cavernous views...

POST!

[Hudson]

I am a douche
Well, no shit!

[English Gent]

Is it 'replay the entire week's audio' Fridee?

[ddberry]

15 in october/10th grade is standard age, he's no savant

[Stig]

Morning Baggers! :action-sm

I think Andrew takes the little bus.

I want to buy a short bus, drive around picking up retards, and let's just say "Do their parents a BIG favor."

[Hudson]

Problem in Dc Day

[Sam_Adams]

POST!

http://www.assfistinganalfisting.com/gaping-anal-holes/asshole_gaping.jpg

[Awful Me]

15 and a sophomore? That right on track. Most people graduate at 17 or 18 depending on when their birthday is.

[Natesac]

He's not a genius... he's just young for his grade. Standard cutoff date is December 1st, which would make him 17 when graduates... 18 a couple months into his first year of college.

Ok... I'll stop now.

[CM Mark]

Ok... I'll stop now.

please do

[Stig]

15 and a sophomore? That right on track. Most people graduate at 17 or 18 depending on when their birthday is.

He may not be retarded, but I'm guessing he gets his books knocked out of his hands in the stairwell every day of his life.

[VilleDick]

15 and a sophomore? That right on track. Most people graduate at 17 or 18 depending on when their birthday is.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, you'll roooon the bit

Squish the bugs :action-sm


Way to blow it Nate

[English Gent]

Great, more of Natesac from Bayshore.

[Puffy_McScrote]

I want to buy a short bus, drive around picking up retards, and let's just say "Do their parents a BIG favor."

"No... no one will think less of you... give your burdens to me... all will be well..."

[Awful Me]

Is it 'replay the entire week's audio' Fridee?

They been doing this shit all week.

[English Gent]

Kelly, turn your FUCKING radio down!

[ddberry]

ubercunt

[Stig]

Busted by Kelly for being over-reaching hipsters.

[VilleDick]

Whataya say Allllllllll

[Awful Me]

I agree with the dumb c. Uber is a fucking stupid word.

[Natesac]

Great, more of Natesac from Bayshore.

:clap:

[CM Mark]

Maybe Andrew's last name is Stern. I think Hoo Hoo is on vacation next week

[Stig]

"No... no one will think less of you... give your burdens to me... all will be well..."
"BRING OUT YOUR DOPES!"
http://www.achgohairithe.com/content/2007/04/grail_bring_out_your_dead_small.jpg

[nevnut]

ubercunt

Beat me to it damn it!

[Sam_Adams]

Kelly, turn your FUCKING radio down!

Wow man, I'm fucking minutes behind the stream dude. I just started hearing Kelly

[Stig]

They should call him "Andrew the Giant."

"Andrew, are you from Grenoble, France?"

[Natesac]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, you'll roooon the bit

Squish the bugs :action-sm


Way to blow it Nate


:action-sm

[VilleDick]

Oh boy, big boy made a doody on a day where my stomach feels stellar

[Sack of Chisels]

the little nerd is taking the fun fact bit seriously. he'd never call in otherwise but he figures he can contribute fun facts.. gotta wonder if he really gets the show or only just started listening

[Sam_Adams]

BBL, I'm going to reset my router and go get some breakfast.

[Puffy_McScrote]

They should call him "Andrew the Giant."

How about "Homeless Andrew"?
I know I'm not the only one who hears that voice and immediately thinks "I EARRRRRRRNED THAT!"

[English Gent]

Wow man, I'm fucking minutes behind the stream dude. I just started hearing Kelly

Listening to an online stream? I'm listening direct through my XM radio.

[Puffy_McScrote]

Oh boy, big boy made a doody on a day where my stomach feels stellar

Just think of munching down on it... mm mmm... and getting the skin of a corn kernal stuck between your teeth... yummy!

[VilleDick]

the little nerd is taking the fun fact bit seriously. he'd never call in otherwise but he figures he can contribute fun facts.. gotta wonder if he really gets the show or only just started listening

He's 15, he doesn't get anything, he's a fucking kid who's locked in the basement all day. As soon as his parents find out he's listening you can bet they'll be blocking 202.

[fuckwit]

the little nerd is taking the fun fact bit seriously. he'd never call in otherwise but he figures he can contribute fun facts.. gotta wonder if he really gets the show or only just started listening

i think hes a great big phony

[CM Mark]

i think hes a great big phony

I think it's Joey Boots

[Stig]

BBL, I'm going to reset my router and go get some breakfast.
"Then, I shall chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a shotgun, and make miles of crown molding."
http://benchmark.20m.com/reviews/RidgidR2930RouterKit/RidgidRouter_Kit.gif

[Stig]

He's 15, he doesn't get anything, he's a fucking kid who's locked in the basement all day. As soon as his parents find out he's listening you can bet they'll be blocking 202.

He's definitely listening on CBSSSSSSSSS.

[Natesac]

He's definitely listening on CBSSSSSSSSS.

Very true. There's no way that household has XM radio. I would be surprised if they have cable TV.

[wetandstickyjim]

I want to buy a short bus, drive around picking up retards, and let's just say "Do their parents a BIG favor."

"Stiggy, Wise we going backwurds?"

[Mobo]

Blanc to Blanc.....and A-belly to belly!

[Stig]

"Stiggy, Wise we going backwurds?"

Don't worry about that. Just buckle in tight. We're going to play the 'hold your breath' game...

[Sam_Adams]

"Then, I shall chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a shotgun, and make miles of crown molding."
http://benchmark.20m.com/reviews/RidgidR2930RouterKit/RidgidRouter_Kit.gif

A Porter Cable router is better :action-sm

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41J2ZC9NK2L.jpg

I'll be back in like 20 minutes

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Natesac :icon_mrgr
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7871/smartchickze6.jpg

[Awful Me]

Its even worse you are replaying FM bits on FM.

[Natesac]

Natesac :icon_mrgr
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7871/smartchickze6.jpg

Hehehehe

[CM Mark]

Its even worse you are replaying FM bits on FM.

Here's an idea, when they are playing something you don't like,


TURN THE FUCKING CHANNEL!!!

[Mobo]

Its even worse you are replaying FM bits on FM.

Troll! Tro <yawn> ll, troll....

[Stig]

Here's an idea, when they are playing something you don't like,


TURN THE FUCKING CHANNEL!!!

Are you being a cunt, sir? :action-sm

[Natesac]

A good way to keep listeners is to point out what cheapskates they are for not purchasing XM units.

Why couldn't Moby Worm just target schools for handicapped children?

[Awful Me]

Here's an idea, when they are playing something you don't like,


TURN THE FUCKING CHANNEL!!!




I do. That doesn't mean I can't bitch about it. ;)

[CM Mark]

I do. That doesn't mean I can't bitch about it. ;)

You can't bitch about what you don't hear

[Awful Me]

You can't bitch about what you don't hear

I can bitch about it because I have already heard it, and there is no need to keep playing the same shit and adding nothing new to it.

[Puffy_McScrote]

My eyes keep unfocusing as I try to keep up with this and with my vomitous stomach.

[Stig]

Why couldn't Moby Worm just target schools for handicapped children?

Something already targeted those kids.

[Natesac]

Does this new information mean that it'll be ok to lure children into having sex? If not, who cares? :)

[VilleDick]

It's Physics Phridee

[Sack of Chisels]

"you wanna buy an oven door?????"

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Who else is thinking about Vos' "Wanna buy a dryer door" joke.

[Razor Roman]

Just checking in for the morning hottness, but my darling Krisko is in NYC Today...

the pics on the first few pages were ok though.

wooooo only one week til Traveling Virus hits PNC!

[Mobo]

No one.

[Razor Roman]

"you wanna buy an oven door?????"

Who else is thinking about Vos' "Wanna buy a dryer door" joke.
apparently sack of Chisels was, Robesy! :action-sm

[Stig]

No, Kenny is fucking wrong. You are moving with the vehicle, and if you jump up, you don't lose momentum fast enough to see any significant movement between you and the floor. You'd need a lot more hang time, or the vehicle would have to be in the process of accelerating.

[Awful Me]

Germs from normal people, not from Norton.

[Natesac]

Vos is gonna nickname his kid 'SID'(s)

[Natesac]

apparently sack of Chisels was, Robesy! :action-sm

Hey, sir! We all good for next weekend?

[Mobo]

No, Kenny is fucking wrong. You are moving with the vehicle, and if you jump up, you don't lose momentum fast enough to see any significant movement between you and the floor. You'd need a lot more hang time, or the vehicle would have to be in the process of accelerating.

Then how do you explain when you slide down the dinosaur's tail when you get off of work?

[Stig]

Who else is thinking about Vos' "Wanna buy a dryer door" joke.

Every one of us.

[Stig]

Then how do you explain when you slide down the dinosaur's tail when you get off of work?

That's different. That's all about friction and gravity. :action-sm

[Redding]

Standby and Hoffman are in studio does anyone have any information that would be cool to IF and get them called out for it? only thing i have is that Standby thinks that Wiki thinks hes related to Opie so hes got him set up with getting to see O&A R&F and unmasked tonight...

[Mobo]

Standby and Hoffman are in studio does anyone have any information that would be cool to IF and get them called out for it? only thing i have is that Standby thinks that Wiki thinks hes related to Opie so hes got him set up with getting to see O&A R&F and unmasked tonight...

Who are you, again?

[stillbornstew]

what up baggers. i actually get to listen to the show today. YIPPPPEEE!!!:action-sm

[Stig]

Standby and Hoffman are in studio does anyone have any information that would be cool to IF and get them called out for it? only thing i have is that Standby thinks that Wiki thinks hes related to Opie so hes got him set up with getting to see O&A R&F and unmasked tonight...

Other than their impending trip to NH to get married?

[Redding]

Who are you, again?

thats hurtful

[Mobo]

thats hurtful

:action-sm:action-sm:action-sm:p

[English Gent]

what up baggers. i actually get to listen to the show today. YIPPPPEEE!!!:action-sm

Damn, and I was hoping that your earlier absence from the thread was due to ebola.

[Stig]

thats hurtful
We don't want to hurt you, Mister Redding. Now just put down the phone and we'll see about that helicoptor...
http://www.abc.net.au/atthemovies/img/2005/ep34/hostage01.jpg

[Mobo]

I avoided Loki's abuse by not saying hello this morning.

[Awful Me]

Who are you, again?

He is the Fat Man to Hoffman's Little Boy of phone calls to radio shows.

;)

[Mobo]

He is the Fat Man to Hoffman's Little Boy of phone calls to radio shows.

;)

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/2830/mushroom_cloud.jpg

[English Gent]

Does anybody have an mp3 of Club Soda Kenny's stand up routine that got him fired? I can't find it anywhere, and I remember hearing it on the show before. I recall that it was fucking brutal and depraved.

[Stig]

http://img84.exs.cx/img84/2830/mushroom_cloud.jpg

Damn. Wrong number.

[stillbornstew]

Damn, and I was hoping that your earlier absence from the thread was due to ebola.

it would take more than ebola you fucking tosser

[Danesy]

Mornin' Folks!

How are you Awful Me, carpe06, Chester'sLiver, CM Mark, ddberry, fuckwit, GoCamels, gurlsgurl, lokimanahan, madbam, mascan42, Natesac, Pak, psycho_factor, Puffy_McScrote, Razor Roman, Redding, Sack of Chisels, Sam_Adams, seeinred, sniper2323, speed1001, Stig, stillbornstew, universalremobo, VilleDick ?

[Stig]

Does anybody have an mp3 of Club Soda Kenny's stand up routine that got him fired? I can't find it anywhere, and I remember hearing it on the show before. I recall that it was fucking brutal and depraved.

Did you check opieandanthony.com (http://www.meatspin.com)?

[Mobo]

Morning Danesy!

[Stig]

Mornin' Folks!

How are you Awful Me, carpe06, Chester'sLiver, CM Mark, ddberry, fuckwit, GoCamels, gurlsgurl, lokimanahan, madbam, mascan42, Natesac, Pak, psycho_factor, Puffy_McScrote, Razor Roman, Redding, Sack of Chisels, Sam_Adams, seeinred, sniper2323, speed1001, Stig, stillbornstew, universalremobo, VilleDick ?

Hey, Doll. Whussup?

[CM Mark]

Mornin' Folks!

How are you Awful Me, carpe06, Chester'sLiver, CM Mark, ddberry, fuckwit, GoCamels, gurlsgurl, lokimanahan, madbam, mascan42, Natesac, Pak, psycho_factor, Puffy_McScrote, Razor Roman, Redding, Sack of Chisels, Sam_Adams, seeinred, sniper2323, speed1001, Stig, stillbornstew, universalremobo, VilleDick ?

awwwww, you remembered me. :D

[stillbornstew]

hello danesy :action-sm

[English Gent]

Did you check opieandanthony.com (http://www.meatspin.com)?

Oooh, let me just click on that to see..........





(you sack of cunt).:action-sm

[madbam]

Mornin' Folks!

How are you Awful Me, carpe06, Chester'sLiver, CM Mark, ddberry, fuckwit, GoCamels, gurlsgurl, lokimanahan, madbam, mascan42, Natesac, Pak, psycho_factor, Puffy_McScrote, Razor Roman, Redding, Sack of Chisels, Sam_Adams, seeinred, sniper2323, speed1001, Stig, stillbornstew, universalremobo, VilleDick ?
Hey Chickie

[Sam_Adams]

I turned off my router and I still was listening to the online stream three minutes later before it cut off. I guess it had built up quite a bit of pad over the last few days :P

[Danesy]

So excited... off on Monday and Tuesday!!!!

[madbam]

OK y'all...I have meetings for the next 2 hrs and then I am out for the rest of the day.....enjoy the rest of the show and have a nice weekend......check ya mondee...

[Chester'sLiver]

Who wants to play some Madden?

[Danesy]

are they live today? I didn't hear earlier.

[Mobo]

OK y'all...I have meetings for the next 2 hrs and then I am out for the rest of the day.....enjoy the rest of the show and have a nice weekend......check ya mondee...

Blech.......productive people make me sick.

[Mobo]

are they live today? I didn't hear earlier.

Kinda.....

[Chester'sLiver]

Blech.......vaginas make me sick.
fixed...:action-sm

[stillbornstew]

whats up sam, bam, CL? mornin/afternoon. :action-sm

[Mobo]

Who wants to play some Catch the Snowball?

Fixed. :action-sm

[Sam_Adams]

whats up sam, bam, CL? mornin/afternoon. :action-sm

Hey Stew. How's the fucking of hot spanish women going?

[Chester'sLiver]

Fixed. :action-sm

either way I can't play I'm at work.. I was just wondering if anyone was as bored as me...:D

[stillbornstew]

i guess they are live

[Stig]

(you sack of cunt).:action-sm

:icon_mrgr

[Awful Me]

Kinda.....

Troll! Troll! winky eye

[Mobo]

They should do something crazy like have people anonymously write down the craziest fact about themselves, and then read them on the air!
<honk! honk!>

[Sam_Adams]

Hahahaha I get it, they are making Tranny jokes hahahahaha.... we fucking get it. He had a tranny blow him like ten years ago:icon_neut

[Stig]

either way I can't play I'm at work.. I was just wondering if anyone was as bored as me...:D

I want to play Gran Turismo 4. I'm fucking obsessed. Can't wait for GT5.

[Mobo]

They should do something crazy like have people anonymously write down the craziest fact about themselves, and then read them on the air!
<honk! honk!>

P.S. If they do car crash comedy, I take back the previous comment.

[Sam_Adams]

They should do something crazy like have people anonymously write down the craziest fact about themselves, and then read them on the air!
<honk! honk!>

Wow, I'd have never thought of that. I hope they try it out today and pioneer audience racey question day.

[Awful Me]

They should do something crazy like have people anonymously write down the craziest fact about themselves, and then read them on the air!
<honk! honk!>

Wait! Did you read the show prep?!?!?!?! Radio Psychic!

[Danesy]

That joke made no sense since Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon aren't married.....

[Awful Me]

P.S. If they do car crash comedy, I take back the previous comment.

Of course they are going to do it! Other wise they don't have anything to play on FM monday! :action-sm

[Mobo]

WOW! We've got quite the Troll's Lair here today!

[Chester'sLiver]

That joke made no sense since Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon aren't married.....

they got married 2 weeks ago
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Celebs/story?id=3462979&page=1 (www.meatspin.com)

[nofate301]

oye buddays, shitty day isn't it?

[Sam_Adams]

Hahahahaha a sign with " I was a Beetle" hahahahahaha fucking great! :icon_neut

[Danesy]

they got married 2 weeks ago
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Celebs/story?id=3462979&page=1 (www.meatspin.com)

Yea, nice try.... I don't click on ANYTHING you guys put out here without mousing over first.

Thanks. :mad4:

[Mobo]

they got married 2 weeks ago
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Celebs/story?id=3462979&page=1 (www.meatspin.com)

That's a conspiracy cooked-up by the right wing media........MAAAAAAAN!

[English Gent]

Hahahahaha a sign with " I was a Beetle" hahahahahaha fucking great! :icon_neut

Stop.

[Redding]

anything with PO is gold

[Mobo]

O&A Body Rock!!!!

[Redding]

Hahahahaha a sign with " I was a Beetle" hahahahahaha fucking great! :icon_neut

http://www.marylen.com/jpegs/bugs/b19.jpg??

[Sam_Adams]

Stop.

No, their jokes are pretty lame today but the audience will sit there and laugh at anything they say because they are sheep. It sounds like a horrible laugh track of an unfunny sitcom.

[English Gent]

9am deadline apparently set by Federal Prosecutors for that scumbag Michael Vick to accept a plea deal.

[Awful Me]

O&A Body Rock!!!!

He would probably have some terrible Chemical Brothers song playing

[mikek]

Body Rock: Gayest. Idea. Ever.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/strawberrytonic/primary/found crap/body_rock.jpg

[stillbornstew]

"turn of the wrench" PO. our ships come in!!!

[Mobo]

Billy Blank in the Head

[RockstarDan]

someones phone has low battery

[Sam_Adams]

9am deadline apparently set by Federal Prosecutors for that scumbag Michael Vick to accept a plea deal.

Who cares about dog fighting? People put tons dogs to death each year at "animal shelters" because no one takes them home.

[Friday]

Here I am!

Master Po is a silly, silly man....

[Sam_Adams]

Here I am!

Master Po is a silly, silly man....

Hi Frideeeeeee :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

hey girl. IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! :D

[English Gent]

Who cares about dog fighting?

I do, as does anyone with basic human decency.

[Stig]

Welcome to Moron Confidential. This week, our host, E-Rock interviews Master Po in the XM Performance Studio...

[CM Mark]

Here I am!

Master Po is a silly, silly man....

welcome back Today

[Stig]

Here I am!

Master Po is a silly, silly man....

It must be Friday Frideee. :action-sm

[Mobo]

And they say, "Master Po, you have me in a rear-naked choke".

[Sam_Adams]

I do, as does anyone with basic human decency.

But bullfighting is cool because they shove spears into their backs and then plung a sword through their hearts, right?

[stillbornstew]

I do, as does anyone with basic human decency.

agreed. putting a dog to sleep is one thing, pitting them to kill each other in a blood sport is just vile.

[English Gent]

But bullfighting is cool because they shove spears into their backs and then plung a sword through their hearts, right?

No, I think bullfighting is cruel and cowardly. Stop assuming shit.

[Redding]

No, their jokes are pretty lame today but the audience will sit there and laugh at anything they say because they are sheep. It sounds like a horrible laugh track of an unfunny sitcom.

:martianvirus:

[stillbornstew]

But bullfighting is cool because they shove spears into their backs and then plung a sword through their hearts, right?

nah, it most certainly isn't very humane. but i've actually seen the matador getting owned during the bullfights here. so comparing dog fighting to bullfights isn't quite fair.

[Redding]

Who cares about dog fighting? People put tons dogs to death each year at "animal shelters" because no one takes them home.

:martianvirus:

[English Gent]

agreed. putting a dog to sleep is one thing, pitting them to kill each other in a blood sport is just vile.

Along with drowning them, hanging them, burying them in bags alive, and all the other shit that Vick's done. Honestly, any respect that I had for that guy..........

[Friday]

Hi Boys! :action-sm

When I was in New Or-leeeeeeens........ lol

[Mobo]

It's like the "Faces of Death" videos. I can watch a human die in any number of horrible and depraved ways, but I can't sit through any animal footage.

[Redding]

But bullfighting is cool because they shove spears into their backs and then plung a sword through their hearts, right?

ummm no its not

[stillbornstew]

Along with drowning them, hanging them, burying them in bags alive, and all the other shit that Vick's done. Honestly, any respect that I had for that guy..........

yeah. i never thought much of vick, but after reading the charges of the shit they were doing to those dogs, i truly hate him now.

[VilleDick]

Meetings suck, is Hoffman doing car crash comedy today?

[Sam_Adams]

No, I think bullfighting is cruel and cowardly. Stop assuming shit.

What about those steaks that you have for dinner?

alZiSWqPyQI

[Cromwell]

Mornin' mongo suckers :action-sm

[CM Mark]

tonight on XM 150, Otto and George on Stand Up Sit Down

10PM ET
XM Comedy
XM 150 Stand Up Sit Down with Otto & George
No matter what you think you're seen or heard before, you have never heard anything as outrageous as the legendary Otto & George. Within seconds of hitting the stage, Otto Peterson's mannequin George comes to life with a explosive barrage of insults, bad taste, and pontifications about life that would even make a truck driver blush. XM's Sonny Fox invites them into the XM Comedy studios to re-define the term "uncensored."

[mikek]

It's official: Po is a fucking 'mo.

[Friday]

Dancing is actually one of the best workouts for your body and heart.
I was in the BEST shape ever when I did West Side Story.... it quite literally Re-Shapes your muscles so that they are long and lean. I REALLY need to start taking classes.... flab sucks!

[Stig]

I hate how he speaks in his normal way until he says "Latino." Then he has to put the Spanish accent on just that word.

[Mobo]

Some people say echo, Latinos say Awcho.

[Redding]

What about those steaks that you have for dinner?

alZiSWqPyQI

are u seriously trying to work this angle? go back to building shelves

[VilleDick]

Somebody fix the god damned phones so O&A can do their show

[SPlDEY]

GOD! the damn echo when people call.

[Redding]

Mongo?

http://www.melaman2.com/cartoons/singles/stills/H/heathcliff6.jpg

[wwpd]

mad echo

i wish i was there.

[Stig]

Dancing is actually one of the best workouts for your body and heart.
I was in the BEST shape ever when I did West Side Story.... it quite literally Re-Shapes your muscles so that they are long and lean. I REALLY need to start taking classes.... flab sucks!

Were you a shark, or a jet?

[stillbornstew]

ok guys. i have to run some errands. back later.

[English Gent]

yeah. i never thought much of vick, but after reading the charges of the shit they were doing to those dogs, i truly hate him now.

I respected the guy's athleticism, even though he has never been able to translate that into being anything other than a middling quarterback, but I always kind of hoped that the Falcons would figure out how to use him, but not now. I hate the fucking guy. Anybody that's cruel to animals should be strung up by their balls.

[Sam_Adams]

Along with drowning them, hanging them, burying them in bags alive, and all the other shit that Vick's done. Honestly, any respect that I had for that guy..........

Yeah I agree that torturing an animal like buring, drowning and hanging them is a bit cruel.

However I think a lot of the reaction is simply from people projecting human traits upon "pets" that they keep around the house. They aren't any more special than any other animal walking around.

[Cromwell]

Dancing is actually one of the best workouts for your body and heart.
I was in the BEST shape ever when I did West Side Story

I saw you in that! :icon_mrgr

[Stig]

are u seriously trying to work this angle? go back to building shelves

He was doing so well, too. No major fights in a couple of days...

[meanmarv]

Just jumping in but it is good to know that the phones don't work in DC. Class operation?

[Sam_Adams]

are u seriously trying to work this angle? go back to building shelves

Not any different than any other animal man. It's just that you choose to eat one and not the other.

[English Gent]

What about those steaks that you have for dinner?

alZiSWqPyQI

I wouldn't knowingly eat meat that had been produced in a cruel fashion. Stop trying to stir shit up. We've heard your theories on animals before. We get it: your a big, manly hunter, and anyone who dislikes animal cruelty is a phony and hypocrite.

[pure_waves]

whos in studio today? just random fans?

[Cromwell]

Where's my boyyyyyyy natesac today?

[Redding]

Not any different than any other animal man. It's just that you choose to eat one and not the other.

well then eat a dog

[CM Mark]

whos in studio today? just random fans?

Standby and Hoffman are in studio

[Stig]

Yeah I agree that torturing an animal like buring, drowning and hanging them is a bit cruel.

However I think a lot of the reaction is simply from people projecting human traits upon "pets" that they keep around the house. They aren't any more special than any other animal walking around.
Cosmo says you're an ass.
http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2999/tinycosmoym2.jpg

[VilleDick]

Just jumping in but it is good to know that the phones don't work in DC. Class operation?

I blame the rats

[English Gent]

"Boy, 5, dies after getting his head trapped in car's electric window"

That silly boob:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=475817&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

[SOCK TITS]

Dochce Chills!

[CM Mark]

I blame the rats

Leave Wiki and E-Lo out of it

[Sam_Adams]

I wouldn't knowingly eat meat that had been produced in a cruel fashion. Stop trying to stir shit up. We've heard your theories on animals before. We get it: your a big, manly hunter, and anyone who dislikes animal cruelty is a phony and hypocrite.

Well I'm just saying that it's not like those animals are sung to sleep and then killed. It's just systematic to bleed them out and start the cleaning process. Slaughtering doesn't get it's image from being a clean business.

[VilleDick]

Where's my boyyyyyyy natesac today?

He moved to Bayshore and now posts under the name Steven

[Redding]

"Boy, 5, dies after getting his head trapped in car's electric window"

That silly boob:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=475817&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

who cares hes just like every other animal

[Sam_Adams]

well then eat a dog

I don't have a problem with it. It's just meat man.

[meanmarv]

Poe sounds like Rocky

[nofate301]

Cosmo says you're an ass.
http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2999/tinycosmoym2.jpg
AWWWWWW

you just wanna rub his widdle belly! And when you say stay, you mean stay that cute.

[meanmarv]

who cares hes just like every other animal

Did they try and give him "UPS"?

[Awful Me]

I blame the rats

I blame the whites!

[Sam_Adams]

AWWWWWW

you just wanna rub his widdle belly! And when you say stay, you mean stay that cute.

Cosmo is a cute dog.

[Redding]

I don't have a problem with it. It's just meat man.

fine then i will be waiting for the "sam adams eats a dog thread" instead of the fucking "i play rainbow six because im a SOLDIER!!!!! thread"

[VilleDick]

fine then i will be waiting for the "sam adams eats a dog thread" instead of the fucking "i play rainbow six because im a SOLDIER!!!!! thread"

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

That made me lol

[Cromwell]

He moved to Bayshore and now posts under the name Steven

They're both on the early shift these days, it seems.

I need some Johnny-come-lately's to drive the humor train here. :icon_mrgr

[Sam_Adams]

fine then i will be waiting for the "sam adams eats a dog thread" instead of the fucking "i play rainbow six because im a SOLDIER!!!!! thread"

They aren't soldiers in Rainbow Six. They are cops that for some reason carry incendiary and frag grenades... which is out of the question in real life.

[Redding]

They're both on the early shift these days, it seems.

I need some Johnny-come-lately's to drive the humor train here. :icon_mrgr

i like to call the CM Mark-cum-lately's and posts in the just jerked off thread

[Redding]

They aren't soldiers in Rainbow Six. They are cops that for some reason carry incendiary and frag grenades... which is out of the question in real life.

you are a way to specific ass

[Natesac]

Am I the only person who thinks that chanting at OnA events sucks?

[Sam_Adams]

fine then i will be waiting for the "sam adams eats a dog thread" instead of the fucking "i play rainbow six because im a SOLDIER!!!!! thread"

And I didn't say that I was going to go out and start cooking dogs. Here they are full of chemicals... :)

But seriously, I don't care if someone wants to eat one or if it's in their culture as a food. Its kind of like with rabbits. Some people keep them as pets and others eat them. They just use them for different purposes.

[nofate301]

Am I the only person who thinks that chanting at OnA events sucks?
yes, they must know they have an army at their disposal they can easily brainwash :)

[Natesac]

Where's my boyyyyyyy natesac today?

:action-sm

[Natesac]

He moved to Bayshore and now posts under the name Steven

Bay Shore is for queers.

[Friday]

Were you a shark, or a jet?

I was Anita!

I saw you in that!

Liar! lol

[Redding]

Am I the only person who thinks that chanting at OnA events sucks?

it does because i never like chanting anything and i always end up not chanting as long as everyone else and the rest of the time i just feel uncomfortable

[Stig]

AWWWWWW

you just wanna rub his widdle belly! And when you say stay, you mean stay that cute.

He's still that cute. But now, he's 6 times that size. :icon_mrgr

[Sam_Adams]

yes, they must know they have an army at their disposal they can easily brainwash :)

Crush the bugs, crush the bugs! Yeah, it's fucking lame.

[CM Mark]

They aren't soldiers in Rainbow Six. They are cops that for some reason carry incendiary and frag grenades... which is out of the question in real life.

It's a fucking video game, not real life. Holy shit you are a fucking douchebag

[Stig]

I was Anita!


I prefer Maria. :action-sm

[Redding]

And I didn't say that I was going to go out and start cooking dogs. Here they are full of chemicals... :)

But seriously, I don't care if someone wants to eat one or if it's in their culture as a food. Its kind of like with rabbits. Some people keep them as pets and others eat them. They just use them for different purposes.

im gonna have to agree with you on this front

[Sam_Adams]

It's a fucking video game, not real life. Holy shit you are a fucking douchebag

Thanks budday :action-sm

[nofate301]

He's still that cute. But now, he's 6 times that size. :icon_mrgr
awwww, does he tackle you when you come in the door and lick your face?

[CM Mark]

Thanks budday :action-sm

and on that note, welcome to the ignore list. Population: 2. Sidekick Dave and You

[Friday]

Mr Pibb ROCKS!!

[nofate301]

and on that note, welcome to the ignore list. Population: 2. Sidekick Dave and You
good boy mark, you're a good boy

i agree wholeheartedly, fridee.

[Redding]

Mr Pibb is like a dr pepper but has more caffeine

[Sam_Adams]

and on that note, welcome to the ignore list. Population: 2. Sidekick Dave and You

I don't give a fuck. My feelings aren't hurt :action-sm

[CM Mark]

Penis In Backside Buddy, since it is actually PibB

[Redding]

its because they dont have gummy cola bottles for dessert at ruby tuesdays

[Stig]

Sam doesn't get dessert when he goes out because his whole fucking meal is appetizers and desserts.

[Chester'sLiver]

Mr Pibb ROCKS!!

it tastes very similar to Dr. Pepper.

Mr. Pibb is basically a knock-off Dr. Pepper becuase dude didn't even get his degree.

Miss Mitch Hedberg.

[nofate301]

Mr Pibb is like a dr pepper but has more caffeine
it seems to have a finer bubble, and smoother taste to me *shrug*

awww, CL, he was the bessssst

[Mobo]

A bagel and some watermelon......so it is true.

[VilleDick]

Standby better go up there

[pnigga]

morning baggers

and here we go with the unfortunately titled car crash comedy

[Redding]

it tastes very similar to Dr. Pepper.

Mr. Pibb is basically a knock-off Dr. Pepper becuase dude didn't even get his degree.

Miss Mitch Hedberg.

Dude why you need to be making pop so soon?

[Sam_Adams]

it tastes very similar to Dr. Pepper.

Mr. Pibb is basically a knock-off Dr. Pepper becuase dude didn't even get his degree.

Miss Mitch Hedberg.

don't worry, he's in a safe place

[Stig]

awwww, does he tackle you when you come in the door and lick your face?

My old dog used to "George Jetson" me, but Cosmo mostly takes me out at the knees.
Then, I sit on the couch, and he jumps on top of me.

[Deadbent]

Morning folks, way to wake up early, eh?

[pnigga]

always a good sign when you're asking the audience questions 10 seconds into your act

[Cromwell]

Morning folks, way to wake up early, eh?

Mornin' bent.

Than is one dry, sarcastic m-effer. :icon_mrgr

[nofate301]

Standby better go up there
he needs to mention us, and by us, i mean me :D

[Mobo]

Why did Than agree to do that? There's no way that could have turned out good.

[Awful Me]

This guy sucks.

[Redding]

ok hes warming up

[VilleDick]

Hiya Dead, nice new avatr

This guy may win, he's actually mildly amusing, you know the rest of these hacks will suck. That is unless they have a ringer

[pnigga]

state humor...good stuff.

[Natesac]

Love Mexicans.




...when they're in Mexico.


;)

[Deadbent]

he needs to mention us, and by us, i mean me :D

He'd be all like "And I'd just like to thank the source and inspiration of all my hacky bad jokes.... NOFATE!"

[Chester'sLiver]

he is trying and he's jokes have potential.. He seems nervous.

[Cromwell]

I was Anita!



Liar! lol


"Liar, whore, liar, whore - and you know it!" :icon_mrgr

[CM Mark]

always a good sign when you're asking the audience questions 10 seconds into your act

You mean like Vos in the set they found on that old replay machine?

[Redding]

he did a good job just keep barrelling through

[VilleDick]

Too soon?

[nofate301]

He'd be all like "And I'd just like to thank the source and inspiration of all my hacky bad jokes.... NOFATE!"
hello...exactly!

[Deadbent]

hi Deadbent, Ack's Grl, Chester'sLiver, CM Mark, Cromwell, ddberry, Friday, kenrowe, lokimanahan, mascan42, meanmarv, mikek, Natesac, nofate301, pnigga, psycho_factor, pure_waves, PyThomas, Redding, Sack of Chisels, Sam_Adams, seeinred, sniper2323, speed1001, SPlDEY, Stig, stillbornstew, topher520, universalremobo, VilleDick, wasp, wwpd

[Redding]

Too soon?

I loffed

[Sam_Adams]

OHHHHHHHHH Mellinda is on here. I didn't know :D I hadn't looked at the list.

How ya feeling lady?

[Sam_Adams]

hi Deadbent, Ack's Grl, Chester'sLiver, CM Mark, Cromwell, ddberry, Friday, kenrowe, lokimanahan, mascan42, meanmarv, mikek, Natesac, nofate301, pnigga, psycho_factor, pure_waves, PyThomas, Redding, Sack of Chisels, Sam_Adams, seeinred, sniper2323, speed1001, SPlDEY, Stig, stillbornstew, topher520, universalremobo, VilleDick, wasp, wwpd

Hey dead

[pnigga]

this guy stinks but I have no idea how "Stats" didn't get crashed at least twice

[nofate301]

hi Deadbent, Ack's Grl, Chester'sLiver, CM Mark, Cromwell, ddberry, Friday, kenrowe, lokimanahan, mascan42, meanmarv, mikek, Natesac, nofate301, pnigga, psycho_factor, pure_waves, PyThomas, Redding, Sack of Chisels, Sam_Adams, seeinred, sniper2323, speed1001, SPlDEY, Stig, stillbornstew, topher520, universalremobo, VilleDick, wasp, wwpd
nice, saying hello to yourself

[Redding]

Hi Acks Grl hows the morphine sweetie?

[Ack's Grl]

i love how that second guy waits for the laughter that never comes. An applause break shouldn't be waited for silly. But I agree with Jimmy- much potential.

[Redding]

this guy stinks but I have no idea how "Stats" didn't get crashed at least twice

he kept barreling through

[VilleDick]

He has degenerative sense of humor disease.

[Cromwell]

hi Deadbent, Ack's Grl, Chester'sLiver, CM Mark, Cromwell, ddberry, Friday, kenrowe, lokimanahan, mascan42, meanmarv, mikek, Natesac, nofate301, pnigga, psycho_factor, pure_waves, PyThomas, Redding, Sack of Chisels, Sam_Adams, seeinred, sniper2323, speed1001, SPlDEY, Stig, stillbornstew, topher520, universalremobo, VilleDick, wasp, wwpd

Yeah - its easy to copy the "who's viewing the thread" area :rolleyes:

[Chester'sLiver]

if you only get two minutes they should have prepared quick rapid fired jokes. They all are trying this long set-ups.

[Deadbent]

OHHHHHHHHH Mellinda is on here. I didn't know :D I hadn't looked at the list.


Even she can attest your posts are slightly more painful than surgery. :D

[Sam_Adams]

i love how that second guy waits for the laughter that never comes. An applause break shouldn't be waited for silly. But I agree with Jimmy- much potential.

Feeling better?

[pnigga]

this guy hasn't said anything funny yet

[Cromwell]

i love how that second guy waits for the laughter that never comes. An applause break shouldn't be waited for silly. But I agree with Jimmy- much potential.

Do you miss your gall bladder? :icon_wink

[nofate301]

i love how that second guy waits for the laughter that never comes. An applause break shouldn't be waited for silly. But I agree with Jimmy- much potential.
hey pookie, how ya doin?

[Deadbent]

Yeah - its easy to copy the "who's viewing the thread" area :rolleyes:

:worm:

[Friday]

Love Mexicans.




...when they're in Mexico.


;)

:mad4:

[Ack's Grl]

They upped me to Dilaudid. If it doesn't go into my veins it doesn't get rid of the pain though.

This guy is funny for a newbie I think

[Awful Me]

His delivery sucked, but his material was decent.

[seeinred]

i love how that second guy waits for the laughter that never comes. An applause break shouldn't be waited for silly. But I agree with Jimmy- much potential.

I was under the impression he was waiting for the crash. If he was waiting for laughter he sucks even more.

[Sam_Adams]

I miss Mellinda with a gallbladder. She was the besssssssssssssst.:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

When does this one do his "What's up with White People?' Joke...

[VilleDick]

Ewwwww, shoot him

[Stig]

They upped me to Dilaudid. If it doesn't go into my veins it doesn't get rid of the pain though.

This guy is funny for a newbie I think

Hopefully, you don't have to spend the rest of your life hooked up to a gall bladder machine. :action-sm

[nofate301]

i liked that elmo joke!

god dammit

[pnigga]

holy crap

[English Gent]

i love how that second guy waits for the laughter that never comes. An applause break shouldn't be waited for silly. But I agree with Jimmy- much potential.

It's alive!!!!!! It's alivvvvvvvvvvve!!

[nataskaos]

nothing worse than a black comic doing an elmo impression.
ok...scratch everything after black.

[Awful Me]

WOW Elmo sucks.

[CM Mark]

second guy has been my favourite so far.

[nataskaos]

WOW. that was god damned awful.

[VilleDick]

Up next from Northern VA we have Hoffman

[nataskaos]

Than has been the highlight so far.

[Ack's Grl]

ha- i've been looking forward to the gall bladder jokes! But 3 car crashes and they have to stop :D Pat from Moonachie already made the "bladder has gall" obligitory joke, fyi ;)

[Stig]

That guy sounds more like Li'l Markie than Elmo.
OK, I don't know what Elmo sounds like, but he should be screaming "OH HELP ME JESUS! HERE COMES THE COAT HANGER!" in that voice.

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooooo damn I wish I was watching pal talk, Baby Girl fantastic..


Ok that black jack joke was pretty good. and they "you guys know her?" made me laugh..

[pnigga]

where are my drinkers at 10:25 in the morning!

[VilleDick]

ha- i've been looking forward to the gall bladder jokes! But 3 car crashes and they have to stop :D Pat from Moonachie already made the "bladder has gall" obligitory joke, fyi ;)

Hmph Hrmph

Hope you feel better

[YourAmishDaddy]

ha- i've been looking forward to the gall bladder jokes! But 3 car crashes and they have to stop :D Pat from Moonachie already made the "bladder has gall" obligitory joke, fyi ;)

Glad to see you're doing better.

[Deadbent]

this guy isn't half bad.

[English Gent]

Wow, when you launch into "are there any *blank*s in here today" within one second of hitting the stage, it doesn't bode well.

[nofate301]

this guy is pretty good

[CM Mark]

where are my drinkers at 10:25 in the morning!

good idea. i'm gonna go crack a Schaeffer's now

[nataskaos]

Tonight?
enough with the asking questions...
trailing off...mumbling....DAMNIT crash this hillbilly.

[Ack's Grl]

Anthony laughed pretty hard at the ex wife hitting joke haha

[VilleDick]

This guy is the best, unfortunately if he wins I'll hear these same jokes tomorrow

Love answering the door nude for the Jehovas

[Redding]

where are my drinkers at 10:25 in the morning!

well he knows his audience

[nofate301]

where are my drinkers at 10:25 in the morning!
you don't know o and a fans that well do ya?

[Deadbent]

where are my drinkers at 10:25 in the morning!

925 sucka. (time zone and all) and I'm here. I just woke up.

Hopefully by 11 I can get like acks girl was from the dilautid.

[YourAmishDaddy]

Who knew Gary Busey did stand up?

[pnigga]

this Ned Beatty rapist is pretty funny

[Redding]

Anthony laughed pretty hard at the ex wife hitting joke haha

it was a triple threat joke Ex wife, Hitting and Blackjack

[English Gent]

where are my drinkers at 10:25 in the morning!

11.25 here, and the first Scrumpy Jack was cracked an hour ago.

[Stig]

good idea. i'm gonna go crack a Schaeffer's now

White people still drink that?

[pnigga]

you don't know o and a fans that well do ya?

that would be fine except he said "tonight." it was a prepared line that had nothing to do with the crowd.

[Stig]

Anthony laughed pretty hard at the ex wife hitting joke haha

Every man who's ever been married... you get the point. :rolleyes:

[Sam_Adams]

This guy is the best, unfortunately if he wins I'll hear these same jokes tomorrow

Love answering the door nude for the Jehovas

I used to annoy my neighbors by calling the mormon church and requesting a visit saying that they are in grave need of spiritual guidance. So, sure enough the kids would show up and fuck with them :P It was fucking hilarious

[CM Mark]

By the way, melinda, how long before you are allowed to shower after your surgery? I had to wait 3 days after i got out of the hospital. which was 2 days after the surgery. So 5 days

[Friday]

damn job... i am missing all the bad comedy!
not to mention gall bladder banter.... hello melinda ~ glad you are healing :)

[CM Mark]

White people still drink that?

I'm a broke son of a bitch and a $5 12 pack is inviting

[VilleDick]

By the way, melinda, how long before you are allowed to shower after your surgery? I had to wait 3 days after i got out of the hospital. which was 2 days after the surgery. So 5 days

And POST

5 days of smelly Mark

[Chester'sLiver]

By the way, melinda, how long before you are allowed to shower after your surgery? I had to wait 3 days after i got out of the hospital. which was 2 days after the surgery. So 5 days

and that was still 5 days before his normal monthly shower.:icon_mrgr

[pnigga]

I'm a broke son of a bitch and a $5 12 pack is inviting


go get a 24-case of PBR for $9 you wigger

[Redding]

By the way, melinda, how long before you are allowed to shower after your surgery? I had to wait 3 days after i got out of the hospital. which was 2 days after the surgery. So 5 days

so i guess you had surgery the last time i saw u?

[Ack's Grl]

feel free to well wish in the thread dedicated to it. I like seeing them :) Even my cat wished me well!!

I was in the hospital from early Sunday morning to late Thurs afternoon. I had the surgery Tues around 3. They said I could shower Wed when I got home but I stayed a day longer. I don't have regular stitch coverings cuz I'm allergic to adhesive. I have "paper" stitches. They peel off by themselves eventually so they said just don't put them directly in the stream of water. I last showered Saturday early morning- 5 days without a shower was so not cool!! Esp since I had a heating pad making me sweat across my belly and shoulders.

Back to the comedy!!

[Chester'sLiver]

deep voice, likes chicken, no job..........hmmmm. could this be a......nah couldn't be...

[Deadbent]

Was that a silent blacks-microwave-babies joke?

[VilleDick]

They don't like you either, this guy sucks

[Stig]

I'm a broke son of a bitch and a $5 12 pack is inviting

http://www.breweriana.com/trays/traylinerschaefer214.jpg

[pnigga]

100,000? might want to get your sperm count checked, mister

[VilleDick]

deep voice, likes chicken, no job..........hmmmm. could this be a......nah couldn't be...

Ooooooooooooh, I like guessing games

Monkey

[YourAmishDaddy]

Damn. just quit there.

[pnigga]

what did he just say that got a big laugh

[Awful Me]

Get the n out

[Deadbent]

Nice, I like a black guy that can laugh at the truths of his own culture.

[Awful Me]

BLACK COMICS SUCK!

White people drive like this, black people drive like that.....

White people breave like this, black people breave like that....

I love me some urnge drank, can i borrow your peeencil, i need to go to tha liberry.

[Chester'sLiver]

This is the typical 'If I go out and act like crazy they will laugh" black comedian...

[Mobo]

Heywood Jablew-it.

[Redding]

Hello Bill

[Cromwell]

Lets go Bill - the nitter bombed

[Awful Me]

Is this richard jeni's reanimated corpse?

[pnigga]

Lets go Bill - the nitter bombed

he wasn't that bad

[Stig]

The "Ask" joke was good.

[Awful Me]

he wasn't that bad

That's true, he only has be 3/5ths as good.

[Chester'sLiver]

he had some good lines...

[pnigga]

his "dingaling"

oh god

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Shit company meeting....missed it.

[VilleDick]

The "Ask" joke was good.

It took me a minute to get it, but then again I'm probably stupid

[Awful Me]

It took me a minute to get it, but then again I'm probably stupid


Did you ax somebody next to you?

[Chester'sLiver]

he wrecked a good line by going to far with it..

[CM Mark]

It took me a minute to get it, but then again I'm stupid

fixed. :action-sm

[pnigga]

"conversating"

where the fuck are they finding these people

[Cromwell]

This guy has some good ideas, and his delivery works.

[meanmarv]

On the road and heard the "Hardy Boys of Homo" very funny

[Redding]

This guy has some good ideas, and his delivery works.

so did hitler

[VilleDick]

This guy opened for Bill Burr, he's a ringer, and damn funny

[Chester'sLiver]

be funny if as soon as Than said "He's black" everyone got up and left..

[Ack's Grl]

3/5ths makes me laugh every fucking time.
heywood yablew- it. That's fucking funny. My belly hurts- I had to break out the heating pad again. O&A and WB does not equal good recovery! lol

[Stig]

It took me a minute to get it, but then again I'm probably stupid

You're still drunk, you dumb fuck. :action-sm

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Sam L. Jackson delivery

[Mobo]

3/5ths makes me laugh every fucking time.
heywood yablew- it. That's fucking funny. My belly hurts- I had to break out the heating pad again. O&A and WB does not equal good recovery! lol

YAY! I hurt Ack's Girl and I didn't even have to put it in!

[Awful Me]

"conversating"

where the fuck are they finding these people



Conversating on the phone
Till the break of dawn
Now we all alone
Why the lights on

-Tupac "I Get Around"

[nofate301]

this guy has got his rhythm, he's gonna open tomorrow