For all you silicone fans....

[Simby19]

...I give you..The Hooters Bikini Pageant



http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=3464


Yikes.

[martianvirus]

some of them are about to burst out of their skin.

[NoSurviivors]

Hate fake tits.

rather play with As than baloons.

[WhiskeyWhispers]

Nothing says "I'm half a retard" quite like a pair of fake tits.

Ladies, if you don't have tits, work on your blowjob skills, you'll be fine.

[NoSurviivors]

Ladies, if you don't have tits, work on your blowjob skills, you'll be fine.

Or just fuck like an animal. I love a good sport fuck.

[Buster H]

everytime i look at one of them and think she's really hot, I point an laugh when I remember that she's just a waitress.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Those tits look fine to me.

http://www.davidlouisedelman.com/images/marty-feldman.jpg

[Simby19]

Ladies, if you don't have tits, work on your blowjob skills, you'll be fine.




They're mutually exclusive?

[Buster H]

They're mutually exclusive?

of course not! but if you give a good blowjob, we wont care if you're flat chested. silly

[WhiskeyWhispers]

They're mutually exclusive?

of course not! but if you give a good blowjob, we wont care if you're flat chested. silly

Exactly.

Oral skills trump physical shortcomings everytime.

Also, you can be stacked like a goddess but if you suck at sucking, well , you suck.

[Simby19]

of course not! but if you give a good blowjob, we wont care if you're flat chested. silly

That goes for all guys? hmmm

[Buster H]

i dont know for ALL guys, just my personal opinion.


Some of the girls in that aren't too bad. I don't mind silicone if they are not freakishly huge or misshapen.

My fave is the bottom row, second from left. Light blue/aqua. great ass

[MAV]

everytime i look at one of them and think she's really hot, I point an laugh when I remember that she's just a waitress.

same thing i was thinking.


if you look that good in a bikini, and you work at hooters, you have to be dumber than a box of shit.


you should be a model somewhere, not slingin shitty food.

[NoSurviivors]

That goes for all guys? hmmm

No.

I stink at sucking. Never tried it & don't plan to.

However, I eat like a king.

[THE FEZ MAN]

same thing i was thinking.


if you look that good in a bikini, and you work at hooters, you have to be dumber than a box of shit.


you should be a model somewhere, not slingin shitty food.


i was thinking the same thing, if your that "hot" and working at a shit box chain restaurant you must be dumber than a stump, or just waiting for some wing eating sugar daddy to take you home. im not a big fan of fake cans, i would rather have a "thick" woman with real tits than one of those barbie dolls that cant boil water or drive a car with out smacking it up, actually im a bit hostile to women that look like that. :icon_roll

[wes mantooth]

I'm an ass man; tits are secondary. In fact, a girl could have no tits and a beautiful ass and I'd still take her over really nice tits and an OK ass any time.

[maxeypad]

but if you give a good blowjob, we wont care if you're flat chested. silly

good call! ha ha :clap:


this is a great post....and ass is important...but so are tits....hmm tough call...those hooter pics aren't bad :D

thanks! :action-sm

[maxeypad]

i've only been to h00ters 3 times in my life...

[NoSurviivors]

I'm in to the tits, but I haaaate fakes. Not a fan of plastic surgery at all.

You are what ya are. Take care of yourself.

Guess I'm the only one on this board who finds people more attractive than tits.

[maxeypad]

I'm in to the tits, but I haaaate fakes. Not a fan of plastic surgery at all.



i totally agree..most fakes look bad...i hate plastic surgery as well

natural tits is where its at! :D :clap:

[WOWmagnet]

Silicone tits are AWEFUL. I was with a girl who had it done. Wished she had never done it. Broke up with her and banged her b-cup friend soon after.

[NoSurviivors]

I'm a total sucker for girls with freckles. Don't know why.. It just turns me on. sick & tired of girls that worry about their looks so much. Take some pride, but stay away from the knife & easy on the makeup. I dig imperfections.. but not messes.

[bill333]

Leg man myself. I don't care for fake tits or overly huge ones.

[airsnopy]

of course not! but if you give a good blowjob, we wont care if you're flat chested. silly

Well get a guy to blow you then you gay :P

[Simby19]

Well get a guy to blow you then you gay :P

Interesting first post..

[wes mantooth]

Interesting first post..


He definitely belongs here with his you, your, you're wizarrrdry.