Trapped in my Neighborhood

[ShooterMcGavin]

The main streets that are connected to my neighborhood are closed due to flooding. It was raining all day yesterday and it's raining harder than ever at the moment.

I hate Oklahoma weather. It was fucking bright and shiny, not a cloud in the sky, and all of a sudden...floods.

[Sinn Fein]

You live in OK and don't own a lifted 4x4 with 44" tires?

[THE FEZ MAN]

cool, time to eat the neighbors

[Smokezilla]

Guess it's too late to start working-on that Ark that God wanted you to build, huh?

[ShooterMcGavin]

Guess it's too late to start working-on that Ark that God wanted you to build, huh?

Actually a couple of ewes got in my car and I said, "SHEEEEEP!"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


ugh.

[Earth2murf]

Could be worse..you could have ******* in your neighborhood

[MrBogey]

After Katrina my highway got cut off behind a couple hundred feet of trees. It took a whole day to clear it out. Sucks, I know.

[Smokezilla]

Could be worse..you could have ******* in your neighborhood

Have they made it to the rooftops yet???:D

[Sam_Adams]

The main streets that are connected to my neighborhood are closed due to flooding. It was raining all day yesterday and it's raining harder than ever at the moment.

I hate Oklahoma weather. It was fucking bright and shiny, not a cloud in the sky, and all of a sudden...floods.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You suck! Hmmmm we will be getting those storms coming over the border in a little bit :( But im sure most of it will be worn out from dumping it's payload on OK first.

The hills in this area also help to disrupt a lot of the storms and break them up.

[MAV]

i was looking at the river levels there, youre not kidding about coming fast. some rivers rose 15 feet in a little under 5 hours.


supposed to get dumped on here soon too. 2-4 inches.

good luck sam_adams :action-sm

[Sam_Adams]

i was looking at the river levels there, youre not kidding about coming fast. some rivers rose 15 feet in a little under 5 hours.


supposed to get dumped on here soon too. 2-4 inches.

good luck sam_adams :action-sm

Nice knowing ya Mav :action-sm I have a Kayaaaaaaaaaaaaak that I can go through walls with.

[HummerTuesdays]

Be sure to securely store your Heinekins!

[BCH]

I thought of you OK guys this morning when I saw the weather map. Good luck bros.

[MAV]

think its gonna stay south of me. but damn it looks like the gates of hell out my front door

[Fuck Crosby]

I'm sure a twister will come through any minute and clear away some of that water

[Sam_Adams]

Be sure to securely store your Heinekins!

Don't want any naggers floating them down the street in a box now do we?

It's coming right over to my area due East of Tulsa, OK. So, Chino and I will get a tad bit of rain up here in the corner of AR.

I'm sure our air signal will crap out at the fucking TV station tonight when we are to go on air. I hope it does so I can get paid to do NOTHING :D

[thegreenninja]

Rain? What the hell is that?

[Sam_Adams]

Rain? What the hell is that?

Well Californian, it's when the clouds cry tears of joy over the land and the green little plants open up their leaves rejoicing in their refreshing taste of water. :action-sm

[Beeman99]

After Katrina my highway got cut off behind a couple hundred feet of trees. It took a whole day to clear it out. Sucks, I know.

wow, that's bad. Not as bad as the thousands of ******* that died, but still bad.

[MrBogey]

wow, that's bad. Not as bad as the thousands of ******* that died, but still bad.

Well I didn't want to end on a high note.

[Sam_Adams]

wow, that's bad. Not as bad as the thousands of ******* that died, but still bad.

Thousands didn't die. It was like around 1,000 give or take a few

[generoso]

Hence why I like Long Island...No fucking flooding for weeks, 12 foot snow storms, tornados that take out towns, earthquakes, 120 degree heat...just high taxes...And maybe a hurricane every 20 or so years....And don't try to move here you can't afford it...

[KneeKnee]

You're from Oklahoma!? No kiddin!? I'm from Oklahoma.

:flame:

[Flounder61]

Okla fuckin homa, what did you expect. Get out of there while you still can.

[jackjack]

Thousands didn't die. It was like around 1,000 give or take a few

Yeah, they got ripped off..
The notion of thousands started when the first reporter innocently enough called the place a 'cereal bowl' without the half-second of forethought of what the ensuing joke would be. After that, everyone had visions of them bobbing around bumping into each other all across the city.

[MilitantRabbit]

Oh shit, my bro's ex lives in Norman. I hope she's alright.

[ShooterMcGavin]

Oh shit, my bro's ex lives in Norman. I hope she's alright.

It's rain, I'm sure she's fine.

And it's fucking dry and sunny now. What the hell? How can streets be closed in the morning and everything is dried up and dandy by 4? That almost makes me angry that the rain is gone.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

No looting or rioting?

[ShooterMcGavin]

No looting or rioting?

Probably not, although I haven't checked the football locker rooms.


Get it...cuz the only black people in OK are football players...


yeah go ahead and crash me.

[NoSurviivors]

Thousands didn't die. It was like around 1,000 give or take a few

they counted?

(I always thought it was kinda odd that they never gave an exact toll of how many were killed.)

[Sam_Adams]

they counted?

(I always thought it was kinda odd that they never gave an exact toll of how many were killed.)

Well the last number I remember was like around 960 or so. I don't know what the exact number was though.

Yeah, the storm basically stalled out and hasn't really done fuck here. It's been sprinkling since about 4:30pm and hasn't really been a real rain storm. The shit fell apart for the most part before it hit the hills.

[Kris_LTRMa]

Hence why I like Long Island...No fucking flooding for weeks, 12 foot snow storms, tornados that take out towns, earthquakes, 120 degree heat...just high taxes...And maybe a hurricane every 20 or so years....And don't try to move here you can't afford it...


I dunno - last few rainstorms we've had my portion of Nassau County has gotten flooded. Took me over an hour to go from Westbury to Mineola the last heavy rain we had. Water was over the wheel well of my Saturn & even the SUV's weren't doing too well. My friend has to drive from Inwood to Glen Cove & it took him about 2 1/2 hours to get to work. If he wasn't the chief clerk of the court, he would've turned around & gone home. Even the rain we had last Thursday caused some flooding, but it only took me 35 minutes instead of the usual 25.

LOL - even those of us who live here can't afford to live here!

[MrBogey]

Thousands didn't die. It was like around 1,000 give or take a few

The be technical only about 60% of the victims in the New Orleans area were black.

[Beeman99]

The be technical only about 60% of the victims in the New Orleans area were black.

technicality is all that is, let me rephrase

"A SHITLOAD OF PEOPLE DIED"

better???

[thegreenninja]

Well Californian, it's when the clouds cry tears of joy over the land and the green little plants open up their leaves rejoicing in their refreshing taste of water. :action-sm

I just moved back here from southern Illinois, and I've seen enough weather to last me a fucking lifetime. I like not having to check the radar every time I go out.

[martianvirus]

How did I miss this thread?

[Voss's Tumor]

Order a pizza just so you can laugh at the poor bastard who they send to deliver it.

Then don't tip.

[Earth2murf]

I hate Oklahoma weather. It was fucking bright and shiny, not a cloud in the sky, and all of a sudden...*******.....

[LBF]

I just moved back here from southern Illinois, and I've seen enough weather to last me a fucking lifetime. I like not having to check the radar every time I go out.



What part of southern Illinois?? I grew up about 35 miles north of Carbondale (where SIU is). Nothing like living in a place where every summer storm could result in a massive flood or a random tornado.

[Kris_LTRMa]

they counted?

(I always thought it was kinda odd that they never gave an exact toll of how many were killed.)


they couldn't get an exact number - it kept getting messed up since they all look alike :p

[Earth2murf]

it kept getting messed up since they all look alike..plus cats kept burying them in the sand

[thegreenninja]

What part of southern Illinois?? I grew up about 35 miles north of Carbondale (where SIU is). Nothing like living in a place where every summer storm could result in a massive flood or a random tornado.

Yeah, I went to SIU. I lived outside of Carbondale, near Makanda.

[LBF]

Yeah, I went to SIU. I lived outside of Carbondale, near Makanda.



Cool. I assume you graduated?? Congrats.


It hasn't rained here since July 16th, triple digit highs and way too humid. You Oklahomans should feel free to push some of that rain south and east.