Glenn Dandy's Presidential "What's happenin' NOW???" Thread

[Smokezilla]

By Presidential request, Glenn Dandy has his very own thread.

Post away, Sir. . . if you will.:action-sm

[Glenn Dandy]

This Thread Sucks!


Just My Presidentialness Talking Of Course.

[LAX]

By Presidential request, Glenn Dandy has his very own thread.


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[Glenn Dandy]

BOYZ, YOU SURE!??


Ill make BUSH look like a Canadian.


I Would love to speak as a 39 year old white guy from NJ.

ZAG, Why not, trial.

[Tax Kuntz]

Ill make BUSH look like a Canadian.

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[martianvirus]

"whaa"





i'm going back to bed

[BeerBelly]

He is a dandy walker :)

[MAV]

these threads are getting old, really fast.

[flyerfan116]

is this going to replace the old Moonachie forum?

[MJMANDALAY]

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[Beeman99]

this is my mandatory post in another useless thread just so that I can bump my post count because these threads work only to whore your count.

[NoSurviivors]

Yo man.. Isss just came to borrow some sugar.

[CM Mark]

this is my mandatory post in another useless thread just so that I can bump my post count because these threads work only to whore your count.

x2

[YourAmishDaddy]

I'd pick Glenn over Bush anyday.











Fuck that sounded really gay.

[MJMANDALAY]

this is my mandatory post in another useless thread just so that I can bump my post count because these threads work only to whore your count.

I thought that is what the 3 word thread is for. By the way it should be the most avtive thread next week, next to the PNC picture thread of course.
:) see ya there

[Kris_LTRMa]

I thought that is what the 3 word thread is for. By the way it should be the most avtive thread next week, next to the PNC picture thread of course.
:) see ya there

I'm getting my post count up ... why is the three word thread going to be the most active next week? I'm confooos-ed :huh:

[MyKneeGrows]

Wonder who will get more hits....

The caveman dudes website from the Geico commercials

Or this thread.

[Jef Leppard]

whats this thread about again?

[Kris_LTRMa]

whats this thread about again?

It's got something to do with President Dandy but nobody's figured out what yet. I'm gunning for 1000 posts so I figured I turn into a post whore the next few days and this seemed like a great place to waste some time


Wonder who will get more hits....

The caveman dudes website from the Geico commercials

Or this thread.

Cavemen dudes suck dinosaur cock ... I vote they get more hits ;)

[Cunt Smasher]

All ya'll S.T.F.U. Glenn Dandy is without a doubt the best President Wackbag has ever had. I say 1 more years! IF Glenn isn't totally debilitated by the crushing responsibilities of office by the time the election comes around again.I can't even begin to tell you of all the huge improvements that have happened under the benevolent and inspiring leadership of of our very own beloved President Glenn Dandy.Why,before President Dandy was elected,Wackbag was a virtual wasteland of useless drivel,juvenile humor,insults,obscure show references,foul language,dirty jokes,pointing and laughing,member bashing,smut,disgusting stories about poo,pee-pee,personal hygiene,post whoring of the most awful and blatant kind,useless polls,outright pornography,and worst of all,TOAST.Now,under the enlightened tenure of our duly elected in a fair and square election President Dandy,everything is sweetness and light,a forum that is practically a family,where you would not be afraid to let your kids and Grandma look around all they wanted.A wackbag to be proud of.Thank you,President Dandy. Glenn Dandy for President of the Internets!
Can't say I didn't contribute.

[Jef Leppard]

thats alotta words , can ya sum it up for me?

[MAV]

thats alotta words , can ya sum it up for me?

basically saying that its time we have someone start drawing up the impeachment papers :D

[MJMANDALAY]

I'm getting my post count up ... why is the three word thread going to be the most active next week? I'm confooos-ed :huh:

Boys Vacation, tings get nutty around here

[Jef Leppard]

a great man once said, and i quote.....




This Thread Sucks!

[Tax Kuntz]

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[Kris_LTRMa]

Boys Vacation, tings get nutty around here


mmmm .... nuts ... I love nuts ;)

[MJMANDALAY]

[/B]mmmm .... nuts ... I love nuts ;)

Do Ya?
Do Ya Really?

[Glenn Dandy]

Today was uneventful... I didnt get arrested last night but, I did go to a bar and buy a six pack of miller beer,,, the regular old kind thats makes you piss alot.

I drank 12 coronas and had 4 giant drafts at the tweeter center at ozzfest, then the millers... I woke up today and it felt like a someone had drilled a hole in my head and filled it with dog shit.

That is all.

[Voss's Tumor]

So I now have two presidents with dog shit between their ears?

Fucking democracy

[Glenn Dandy]

Today, I got up and cleaned my truck... decided to scrap some copper n brass that was piling up... at Camden Iron,,, i sat in a long line of freaks scrapping for friday crack money.

My favorite was Hulio who asked if i had a pipe cutter.

as he proceeded to sing and dance next to his car in the scrapyard.two girls in the car, speakers thumping and hulio doing his best shirtless rendition of R kelly.

Sometimes I wish it was legal to just shoot people for being really, really, gay.


His partner a 6'5 white kid who had a look on his face of general confusion and dopeyness, wearing awife beater, hat sideways with a sequinn scull on it... and of course his underwear showing.... I gave him a pipecutter and he proceeded to just tighten the cutter down until the blade snapped... not realizing you must spin the cutter around a pipe!


we are fucking doomed as a civilization.

[cozzie]

Sometimes I wish it was legal to just shoot people for being really, really, gay.




you're the Prez, do as you wish, until there is a coup.

[Jef Leppard]

ya shoulda just showed him your log cutter

[Glenn Dandy]

ya shoulda just showed him your log cutter
I should of shown him my ass? what would that solve?

[norton23]

You wanna hear gay= there's an old man doing ZUMBA class right now, he's got tight black spandex and is jumping around like a fucking fruit,,,they had a break and the guy (after prancing around to "olah olahhh hot hot hot) He yelled "woooooo!" boy he was getting into it....................wait,,,,BLAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH He just clapped and did a lil happy jump:jump

[Glenn Dandy]

ha ha thats sounds priceless,,, no camera on ya?

[norton23]

ha ha thats sounds priceless,,, no camera on ya?

na i have my phone camera and I just can't quite it so they don't see, he is fucking gay as they come,,,,and as I type he is doing more bouncing and clapping,,,I wanna run in there and tell him that "ITS NOT TIME TO CLAP FAGOTT" and VAN HALEN TOUR CANCELLED,,,,

[Kris_LTRMa]

na i have my phone camera and I just can't quite it so they don't see, he is fucking gay as they come,,,,and as I type he is doing more bouncing and clapping,,,I wanna run in there and tell him that "ITS NOT TIME TO CLAP FAGOTT" and VAN HALEN TOUR CANCELLED,,,,


This really requires pictures ... is there a security tape?

[norton23]

This really requires pictures ... is there a security tape?

NUTHIN! New info though,,,,i usually work mornings so this is a new shift for me as I am filing in for somebody so i don't know the clients,,,well some douche comes in with a cowboy had and actually says "howdy" WHAT THE FUCK??? I feel like im in the bizarro world.

New song came on "im beautifull" christina Auguelerra (SP) and there stretching to end,,,hahaha he's fucking into it:icon_redf he's smiling all proud god I wanna spit on this guy's cowboy hat

[Voss's Tumor]

Where the fuck do you work?

[MrBogey]

As President of Wackbag, do you plan to do something about the growing number of dumb motherfuckers who get mad because they can't understand what they're being told?

[Kris_LTRMa]

As President of Wackbag, do you plan to do something about the growing number of dumb motherfuckers who get mad because they can't understand what they're being told?

:martianvirus:

[Glenn Dandy]

As President of Wackbag, do you plan to do something about the growing number of dumb motherfuckers who get mad because they can't understand what they're being told?

Nahhh, I'm going to Bucks Country River Country tubing down the Delaware.:action-sm I'ts saturday:)

Just pull your pants down, hold their heads and fart in their mouth till i get back.

Thatis all.

And God Bless Wackbag.

[bethm1b]

I'd pick Glenn over Bush anyday.











Fuck that sounded really gay.


That's teriffic.

[Glenn Dandy]

OK, So bucks county river tubing is way fun... had a great time bucks county is really pretty,,, me n my girl floated four hours down the river... some mild rapids.. hotdog guy half waythrough. :)

heres the part that it becomes my life and not every one elses.


I BURNT MY NIPPLES!

[Kris_LTRMa]

I BURNT MY NIPPLES!

tell us again on Friday so we can point & laugh, Mr. President


:ifwehadapointandlaughguyhedgohere:

[UnOriginal]

I just needed to up my post count, thanks Glenn Dandy Presidential Thread.

[Glenn Dandy]

no problem,,, man my nipples hurt.