Opie And Anthony Listening thread W.o.W. 9/5/2007

[norton23]

It's WEDNESDAY WIP EM OUT WIP EM OUT WIP EM OUT:icon_mrgr

[Beeman99]

in before the show

[The Sarge]

Mornin' Bee, Norton..........how's things?

[norton23]

Mornin' Bee, Norton..........how's things?


things = more gooder with o and a back how ya doin?

[The Sarge]

things = more gooder with o and a back how ya doin?

Not too shabby, all things considered. Thanks for axin'

[mendozathejew]

yesterdays show was a damn good one

morning yos

[Beeman99]

I'm doing good, just aboot to go to bed. It's 3:39 here

[martianvirus]

Also in before the show

[Beeman99]

if anyone cares, I'm 15 posts away from 8000

[cokelogic]

Tapping foot before the show.

[norton23]

who caught "californication?"


"Daddy, there's a naked woman in your room. She has no hair on her vagina."

[norton23]

if anyone cares, I'm 15 posts away from 8000

how many?

[Beeman99]

I'm busy downloading the Dale Earnhardt movie right now, god damn CMT up here didn't show it last night. Canada sucks sometimes

[cokelogic]

I'm busy downloading the Dale Earnhardt movie right now, god damn CMT up here didn't show it last night. Canada sucks sometimesLet me ruin the ending: He dies.

And you're wrong, Canada sucks all the time.:action-sm

[fuckwit]

http://weyionline.com/uploadedImages/Shared/Shows/Days_Of_Our_Lives_Logo.jpg

will we find out who fucked a ******? does jimmy have trouble with the gf? are there wedding bells in someones future? tune in today!

[norton23]

:clap:http://weyionline.com/uploadedImages/Shared/Shows/Days_Of_Our_Lives_Logo.jpg

will we find out who fucked a ******? does jimmy have trouble with the gf? are there wedding bells in someones future? tune in today!

[Blue Heeler]

Mooooooooorning!

[norton23]

Wbcn is a full minute behind Pixy for anybody in the Cape/Boston area= Pixy more gooder

[moegolden]

I am waiting on "Ted the Sports Cunt"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

happy WOW

http://www.bigtits-roundasses.info/images/big-tits.jpg

[cokelogic]

happy WOW

http://www.bigtits-roundasses.info/images/big-tits.jpgHoly shite! I recognize those tits and mouth. I'd bet money that's Britney Madison.

[mascan42]

Hiya, fellas. Here's this morning's hotness:
http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/5484/kirsten01zy7.jpg

[cokelogic]

Pissing of Fox News

[Brezo]

morning all, just got home from work, time for a beer.

[moegolden]

Holy shite! I recognize those tits and mouth. I'd bet money that's Britney Madison.

i think its serena taylor/aka colleen from bangbros...a gamer chick for you geeks.

[stillbornstew]

mornin' fellers!!! :action-sm

[mascan42]

They beat me to the Tom Hagen line by about 10 seconds.

[Blue Heeler]

This bit should end with a gunshot.

[fuckwit]

SPECULATION

they dump out on the sound clip

/SPECULATION

[Ned the Nanite]

It'd be a shame if the pests had to go to war with Fox news.

Oh, and mornin' fellas.

[Blue Heeler]

SPECULATION

they dump out on the sound clip

/SPECULATION


oh, I bet they do...and then we hear Anthony bitch for 10 minutes. :action-sm

[moegolden]

i think its serena taylor/aka colleen from bangbros...a gamer chick for you geeks.

I think I am right.
this is EXTREMELY nsfw....and hot.
http://www.thuf.com/btra/colleen/index14.html

[moegolden]

One thing that's gotten on my nerves about the show lately....is that the selection of the line of the day often corrupted by the producers wanting to bust EROCK's balls by replaying a lame fat/lazy line about him.

i'm sorry, but show staff just isn't that interesting.

[fuckwit]

oh, I bet they do...and then we hear Anthony bitch for 10 minutes. :action-sm


if Tom is being threatened with legal action two i dont see them getting away with playing this clip anymore. Tom backs down to everything. he wouldnt even let them read manellei's stupid letter.

[cokelogic]

They said they'll answer the questions today, guaranteed. Bwa-hahahahaha!

There word is as good as shit.

[Blue Heeler]

Well, they'll just go into LOCKDOWN mode and then we know they....oh wait, they blew that up yesterday.

[English Gent]

Good morrow, thou shitdicks.

[cokelogic]

I think I am right.
this is EXTREMELY nsfw....and hot.
http://www.thuf.com/btra/colleen/index14.htmlShite, I think you're right. I can't find a pic of Britney Madison with the double door knocker piercings. Plus Madison's tits are a lot flatter/floppier.

[Blue Heeler]

Speaking of Chad Johnson (stupid commercial), I know a limo driver in Cincinnati and he had Chad in his car, taking him to Elder High School. The driver asked if he would sign a football for him and Chad said, "$65".

The driver put the football away, unsigned. btw, Chad has a brand new Rolls Royce in his driveway. /prick

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Morning....


http://www.paunchstevenson.com/photos/ted-danson-375x240.jpg

Whoopie showing up at XM was a form a damage control

[Blue Heeler]

Is today "Whip em Out in Blackface Wednesday"?

[moegolden]

Shite, I think you're right. I can't find a pic of Britney Madison with the double door knocker piercings. Plus Madison's tits are a lot flatter/floppier.

unfortunately, she died in a car accident two years ago.

http://fleshbot.com/sex/pornstars/britney-madison-rip-117866.php

[Friday]

What about SLAVE culture... a major tradition Internationally for hundreds of years! wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

morning baggers!

[Blue Heeler]

What about SLAVE culture... a major tradition Internationally for hundreds of years! wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

morning baggers!

It's been going on for more than hundreds of years. (point well taken) ;)

[cokelogic]

unfortunately, she died in a car accident two years ago.

http://fleshbot.com/sex/pornstars/britney-madison-rip-117866.php
re-actions to the news:
1) What a wasted life, She was a cock sucker until she died
2) No wonder I can't find any new scenes she released
3) I've been jacking to a dead girl for two years now! ...and I don't feel bad about myself.

[Blue Heeler]

Whoppie should say "many many people, love my dick"

[Awful Me]

Line of the Day for that?

Hack Line of the Day maybe....

[Ned the Nanite]

"Sambo's Farm" - that'd be a great board name. :)

[madbam]

Mornin Baggers... happy WOW....Here is some more hotness for yer Whip em out Wednesday....:

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6885/jessicavn5.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

re-actions to the news:
1) What a wasted life, She was a cock sucker until she died
2) No wonder I can't find any new scenes she released
3) I've been jacking to a dead girl for two years now! ...and I don't feel bad about myself.

Hey, can you copy/paste the text of that story here? It's a NSFW link (no warning) that I clicked on and had to quickly close.

[moegolden]

re-actions to the news:
1) What a wasted life, She was a cock sucker until she died
2) No wonder I can't find any new scenes she released
3) I've been jacking to a dead girl for two years now! ...and I don't feel bad about myself.

my reaction was that:
1) at least she made people happy
2) at least it was an accident and (probably) not something caused by freaking out on drugs....to see how savannah killed herself was really sick. (she was cut-up in a car accident and was whacked out of her mind on drugs and was convinced her career and life would be ruined, so she blew her brains out)

[pure_waves]

Line of the Day for that?

Hack Line of the Day maybe....

i was thinking the same.

[moegolden]

Hey, can you copy/paste the text of that story here? It's a NSFW link (no warning) that I clicked on and had to quickly close.

(from 8/16/05)


Porn star Britney Madison, sometimes known as Britney Jade, died in a Las Vegas car crash on April 30. Born Stacey Pfeiffer on March 22, 1984, Madison had appeared in approximately 63 porn titles in a two year career, according to the Internet Adult Film Database.

Known for her natural figure, Madison was featured in films like Chunky Nurses and Butt'Er Face 3. Her director in those films, SkinTight Pictures' Cram Johnson, said that Madison had lived in his building for a year and then didn't speak to him once the movies were released, offended by their titles. "She was very nice but naive," Johnson told Fleshbot. "When I saw her four or five months ago, she was very trim; maybe the movies got to her."

The news broke when Brad Fitzgerald, the webmaster of the now-dormant BritneyMadison.com, discovered from a newspaper that a Stacey Pfeiffer had died in a car crash near McCarran International Airport. He alerted Madison's website members. "She was a beautiful person," Fitzgerald said, "always a joy to work with, and our thoughts are with her family and friends.

[Blue Heeler]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d8/TapperTitleScreen.png/250px-TapperTitleScreen.png

[fuckwit]

Hour 1 down. No marriage news..

[moegolden]

Hour 1 down. No marriage news..

I do believe them when they intimated that it would be around 7:20a.

that is morning radio's standard prime time, supposedly. maximum listeners.

[stillbornstew]

Hour 1 down. No marriage news..

just got back from lunch, was about to ask if the announcement was made.
why do i get the feeling this will be released before they split for XM or at the ass end of XM. :arrrh:


edit: morning- Blue Heeler, Brezo, Chidoro, Clever1, cokelogic, fl_hurricane, fuckwit, GoCamels, lokimanahan, madbam, moegolden, monkey spunk, norton23, psycho factor, pure waves, SickSean, snail trails

[fuckwit]

oh i didnt hear them say a specific time just sounded like another tease

[English Gent]

just got back from lunch

Why can't you live in a proper fucking time zone, for fuck's sake?

[stillbornstew]

Why can't you live in a proper fucking time zone, for fuck's sake?


D
I
E

[pure_waves]

didnt opie say it was e-rock that got engaged?

[GoCamels]

Thank you Stillborn...and good morning to you sir...now go swab a deck ;)

[RobeSoup&Tears]

TMZ is posting this pic of Jerry

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/09/0904_jerry_lewis_fm.jpg

http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/04/glaad-accepts-jerrys-mea-culpa/

[fuckwit]

TMZ is posting this pic of Jerry

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/09/0904_jerry_lewis_fm.jpg

http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/04/glaad-accepts-jerrys-mea-culpa/


looks like a go'er

[norton23]

CRINGE!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA gotta love nortons take "I will say that is a tough one to sell on t.v"

OPIE JUST SAID NAPPY HEADED oh noooooooo

[norton23]

didnt opie say it was e-rock that got engaged?


somebody who is a member of wackbag said she knew who is engaged for a fact---im guessing she doesn't know the boys well enough for them to disclose that info to her so probably was E-rock....you never know though

[cokelogic]

Hey, can you copy/paste the text of that story here? It's a NSFW link (no warning) that I clicked on and had to quickly close.
Porn star Britney Madison, sometimes known as Britney Jade, died in a Las Vegas car crash on April 30. Born Stacey Pfeiffer on March 22, 1984, Madison had appeared in approximately 63 porn titles in a two year career, according to the Internet Adult Film Database.
Known for her natural figure, Madison was featured in films like Chunky Nurses and Butt'Er Face 3. Her director in those films, SkinTight Pictures' Cram Johnson, said that Madison had lived in his building for a year and then didn't speak to him once the movies were released, offended by their titles. "She was very nice but naive," Johnson told Fleshbot. "When I saw her four or five months ago, she was very trim; maybe the movies got to her."
The news broke when Brad Fitzgerald, the webmaster of the now-dormant BritneyMadison.com, discovered from a newspaper that a Stacey Pfeiffer had died in a car crash near McCarran International Airport. He alerted Madison's website members. "She was a beautiful person," Fitzgerald said, "always a joy to work with, and our thoughts are with her family and friends."- G. Ponante (http://www.fleshbot.com/porn/gram+ponante/)

[Blue Heeler]

We used to have a guy at work that would almost kick you while he wiped.

[cokelogic]

TMZ is posting this pic of Jerry

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/09/0904_jerry_lewis_fm.jpg

http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/04/glaad-accepts-jerrys-mea-culpa/Is that the hose that drained his pumpkin head?

[moegolden]

a friend of mine said that those guys on the streets in the city that randomly sell "bubble guns"...are really pot dealers. i wouldn't know.

[pure_waves]

TMZ is posting this pic of Jerry

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/09/0904_jerry_lewis_fm.jpg

http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/04/glaad-accepts-jerrys-mea-culpa/

id be keen on seeing what photoshop could do with this

[moegolden]

http://www.votrubicon.org/kristy.jpg

(kristy mcnichol in 1979)

[cokelogic]

He went from fighting urges to fighting charges.

[fuckwit]

there goes the 7:20 theory

[moegolden]

i could see jimmy telling gf to get her crap out of the apt., but at the same time not breaking up with her. he's said she has her own place.

[Blue Heeler]

Why in the hell would O&A go to a break during the prime morning time?

[cokelogic]

Why in the hell would O&A go to a break during the prime morning time?Get some commercials out of the way, to go longer later? Then again, trying to figure out the show is like a dog figuring out a Rubik's Cube.

[Awful Me]

Why in the hell would O&A go to a break during the prime morning time?



Because when you are rebels, that is what you do.

[cokelogic]

Anyone sing along to the WOW song? It's hypnotic. I just start repeating the words when it's on.

[stillbornstew]

you gotta LINGER LONGER....

[25133WhooOoAH]

wait whos the one that F'd a ? they never actually said it.

[pure_waves]

you gotta LINGER LONGER....

waddle doodle

[barjockey]

morning b-b-b-boys. Yes I'm speculating.

[stillbornstew]

waddle doodle

bone dry-eh........

[Ned the Nanite]

For mother's day I just slap the dame on her ass and say, "get me my martini, see?"

[Awful Me]

Saying Mother is some sick Fez Whatley shit

[moegolden]

Personally, I only go with the Rupert Pupkin "Maaaaaaaa!"

[barjockey]

"Put me by the window Norman"

http://re3.mm-a4.yimg.com/image/3048249670

[cokelogic]

Saying Mother is some sick Fez Whatley shitPeople should use Mama, Like a little black child on a farm.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

BTW that Boobie Chew thingy is pretty old, if you haven't seen it stay still the end for the part that Opie probably likes it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24f1x5KNf4E

[Stig]

Good Morning, bag-whacking humans. You too, Loki.

[Awful Me]

People should use Mama, Like a little black child on a farm.

Momma, or Mama is generic Southern. Mamie is black.

[Stig]

People should use Mama, Like a little black child on a farm.

Mama makes me think "Large Black Woman."

[madbam]

Good Morning, bag-whacking humans. You too, Loki.
Howdy fa--- oops I almost Jerry'd that hello

[cokelogic]

Waiting to hear Jeremy by Pearl Jam, played behind Than. "Mother didn't care..."

[Stig]

Howdy fa--- oops I almost Jerry'd that hello

Get muscular dystrophy, fa-

Oops. Almost Loki'd that response! :action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

I wonder if Than had to pay for the entire dinner.

[whitebeard]

Morning to 25133WhooOoAH, Awful Me, barjockey, Blue Heeler, Chidoro, Clever1, cokelogic, fuckwit, GoCamels, imaslacker, jbta24, lokimanahan, madbam, moegolden, Natesac, Ned the Nanite, Nene, norton23, plexo66, psycho_factor, pure_waves, Rhames, RobeSoup&Tears, Stig, stillbornstew

Fuck the others who just play guest voyeurs.

[Awful Me]

Is this a Than-a-torial?

[fuckwit]

this is pretty cringey. i hope thans mom doesnt listen

[barjockey]

Mother I'm gonna kill you..............
http://re3.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2116163022

[whitebeard]

WTF....'Mother'? Who calls for 'Mother'?

What is this M*A*S*H? Charles, go call 'Mother'.

[stillbornstew]

Good Morning, bag-whacking humans. You too, Loki.

howdy stigasaurus

[cokelogic]

I think if they keep going deeper with this, they can get Than to tear up. Please continue.

[whitebeard]

Opie wants Than's Mom?

[cokelogic]

This story ends with Than proposing to mother.

[pure_waves]

Mama makes me think "Large Black Woman."

yes, toeless large black woman with kids name raj and dee.

[barjockey]

WTF....'Mother'? Who calls for 'Mother'?

What is this M*A*S*H? Charles, go call 'Mother'.

YESSS
http://re3.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2367725672

[moegolden]

Hey, I got one....
"What does Than have in common Leona Helmsley's grandchildren?"
"Nothing!" get it?


you get nothing! you lose! good day sir!

[Blue Heeler]

Than has consumed 30 minutes of the show.

[madbam]

Morning to 25133WhooOoAH, Awful Me, barjockey, Blue Heeler, Chidoro, Clever1, cokelogic, fuckwit, GoCamels, imaslacker, jbta24, lokimanahan, madbam, moegolden, Natesac, Ned the Nanite, Nene, norton23, plexo66, psycho_factor, pure_waves, Rhames, RobeSoup&Tears, Stig, stillbornstew

Fuck the others who just play guest voyeurs.
Hi Whitey

[whitebeard]

So who threw the GF out the door?

[cokelogic]

Than has consumed 30 minutes of the show.Since they re-started in Oct 2004. He a man of few words.

[Blue Heeler]

Guess what...another break, 2 guests calling/coming in and they'll run out of show again.

[cokelogic]

So who threw the GF out the door?I'm sure we'll find out tomorrow and the engagement on Friday. TSL!

[fuckwit]

is this a bit? am i that dumb?

[Natesac]

I think this sums up my weekend:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/Natesac/ankle3.jpg

[Photothing]

Yeah- its driving me nuts...they are going to drag this thing out!

[cokelogic]

I miss the Bob Kelly and sometime Colin Quinn show.

[fuckwit]

I think this sums up my weekend:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/Natesac/ankle3.jpg


rolled your ankle? that sucks

[moegolden]

time to get creative....
"If they don't get this done today...."

".....wackbaggers go on an Internet smear campaign, saying how one of them has HIV?"

suggest other revenges here.

[Natesac]

rolled your ankle? that sucks

Oh yeah. Went as far to break the fucking thing, too.

Love it.



I love it.

[cokelogic]

I think this sums up my weekend:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/Natesac/ankle3.jpgA picture of Fred Flintstone's foot.

That looks uncomfortable. I give it a gold star. http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

[English Gent]

Than has consumed 30 minutes of the show.

You consumed 1 second of my life in posting that.

[Natesac]

A picture of Fred Flintstone's foot.

That looks uncomfortable. I give it a gold star. http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

I would've preferred one E-rock, but I'll take it. :action-sm

[moegolden]

time to get creative....
"If they don't get this done today...."



"someone decides to post the pictures found on Opie's old digital camera lost/stolen from the Comedy Cellar"?

[cokelogic]

time to get creative....
"If they don't get this done today...."

".....wackbaggers go on an Internet smear campaign, saying how one of them has HIV?"

suggest other revenges here.Break their ankles.

[Natesac]

Break their ankles.

Oh! Oh! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

http://www.nndb.com/people/243/000024171/sam-kinison-2.jpg

[whitebeard]

I think this sums up my weekend:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/Natesac/ankle3.jpg

You got a pedicure? You paid too much

[Photothing]

OWCH- that looks painful!

[Natesac]

You got a pedicure? You paid too much

I thought that the blood-filled toes were a nice change for my foot.

[stillbornstew]

Break their ankles.

isn't the term "hobbling"? you got a sledghammer? ;)

[moegolden]

time to get creative....
"If they don't get this done today...."





We organize a live-action meatspin in the studio, unbeknownst to the boys.

[Natesac]

isn't the term "hobbling"? you got a sledghammer? ;)

Miss Misery.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/misery/_group_photos/james_caan5.jpg

[Natesac]

We organize a live-action meatspin in the studio, unbeknownst to the boys.

Ok, but I get to be the bottom guy.



No homo?

[moegolden]

isn't the term "hobbling"? you got a sledghammer? ;)

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Nancy_Kerrigan_Biography_2.jpg

[Stig]

Miss Misery.



Want some of mine? I don't want it anymore.

[baune]

so should we pool up some money for Than to help him pay for that dinner ticket..

[fuckwit]

so should we pool up some money for Than to help him pay for that dinner ticket..

nope fuckem

[Blue Heeler]

You consumed 1 second of my life in posting that.

How many posts will it take to fully consume your life? I've got all day. :action-sm

[krisko]

mornin buddays, i was really lazy today and slept in

[Natesac]

so should we pool up some money for Than to help him pay for that dinner ticket..

Sure... just make your check payable to 'CASH'. I'll send you Than's address.

[Stig]

mornin buddays, i was really lazy today and slept in

That's adorable.

[Natesac]

mornin buddays, i was really lazy today and slept in

Do you find that anal sex tires you out more?


Just askin'... :action-sm

[norton23]

Opie wants Than's Mom?


Hi mister,,I like the sig pic

[Stig]

Sure... just make your check payable to 'CASH'. I'll send you Than's address.

I'll chip in to hire someone to get Nate's other ankle.

[moegolden]

Is Than's girlfriend Lily? she's adorable

[Natesac]

I'll chip in to hire someone to get Nate's other ankle.

I'm sure that you can find 50 people who will do it for free.

[English Gent]

How many posts will it take to fully consume your life? I've got all day. :action-sm

Drown in a pool of pig's afterbirth, you fetid cock wart.

[krisko]

Do you find that anal sex tires you out more?


Just askin'... :action-sm

yes

[barjockey]

NiceJob Anthony:clap::clap::clap:

[cokelogic]

mornin buddays, i was really lazy today and slept inMorning.

[Natesac]

yes

Okay then (I got nothin'). :D

[Stig]

I'm sure that you can find 50 people who will do it for free.

Even better! :icon_mrgr

[Blue Heeler]

Drown in a pool of pig's afterbirth, you fetid cock wart.

It'll be like birth all over again!

[Natesac]

SPECULATION: Anthony talked to a negro in Atlanta.

[stillbornstew]

mornin buddays, i was really lazy today and slept in

still in your jammies are ya? :action-sm

morning miss

[fuckwit]

process of elimination

[Awful Me]

That means Opie got engaged. Poor chump.

[Natesac]

Atta boy, Jimmy!

[OxBabygirlxO]

That means Opie got engaged. Poor chump.

ill go with erock

[Chester'sLiver]

yeah I still say E-Rock

[stillbornstew]

ok, since i'm not able to listen to the show......

was it jimmy that booted his gal out

and ope got engaged?

whuuuuuhappened

[OxBabygirlxO]

yeah I still say E-Rock

ooooo good morning my wackbag love ;)

[pure_waves]

...and jimmy heads back down the depravity spiral. i hope he doesnt go back to banging dodgey whores without a bag.

[cokelogic]

That means Opie got engaged. Poor chump.Jim put in two, maybe Erock put in two.

But then again, Opie might have been inspired since his brother is getting hitched this weekend. Wedding talk is contagious amongst couples.

[Natesac]

Jimmy should contact her for a 'chat'... bang her, and then tell her to get the fuck out all over again! Nothing like a double-whammy!

[stillbornstew]

ill go with erock

hey BG. morning.

[Blue Heeler]

ok, since i'm not able to listen to the show......

was it jimmy that booted his gal out

and ope got engaged?

whuuuuuhappened

Yes, Jimmy booted his gf out, but he also said they had make-up 2 days ago.

[OxBabygirlxO]

hey BG. morning.

morning hun hows it going :action-sm

[krisko]

still in your jammies are ya? :action-sm

morning miss

no i'm at work, i feel a little sick today and want to go home though :(

[FAZ8218]

Jimmy break up > Girlfriend Jimmy. Good job Natesac

Morning baggers.

[Stig]

I know how Jimmy feels. I've never hit a chick, but I've come soooooo close to just belting my wife a couple of times.
She had a previous boyfriend who used to beat her. And sometimes, I can see his point. :action-sm
If ever a post needed a wavy guy...

[Natesac]

Jimmy break up > Girlfriend Jimmy. Good job Natesac

Morning baggers.

Mornin'! :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

ooooo good morning my wackbag love ;)

oooooo good morning. You sure know how to make a guy smile.:D

[cokelogic]

Natsac! That IF gets http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/eface.jpg

[whitebeard]

Opie ..........married???

shoot me

[Natesac]

I know how Jimmy feels. I've never hit a chick, but I've come soooooo close to just belting my wife a couple of times.
She had a previous boyfriend who used to beat her. And sometimes, I can see his point. :action-sm
If ever a post needed a wavy guy...

Yeah... once you've felt the urge to grab her by the back of her head and plant it into the nearest wall (without penetrating her tulip at the same time... that's actually acceptable), it's pretty much over.

[stillbornstew]

morning hun hows it going :action-sm

eeech. work sucks. i'm on call until friday and my promotion exam is tomorrow
:icon_eek:


kris- sorry to hear that pumpkin. hope you feel better. :p

[norton23]

Natsac! That IF gets http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/eface.jpg


FUCK YEA!! Nice job:clap::clap::clap::clap:

[Natesac]

Natsac! That IF gets http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/eface.jpg

YAY! I got a cokelogic E-rock!

[cokelogic]

A classic, perverted book: Happy Endings.

[Natesac]

I think that this board makes me type the word 'cock' too much, as I find myself hitting the backspace key every single time I attempt to type 'cokelogic'.

Shit, I did it again!

[barjockey]

Opie and Ambien showhttp://re3.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/3828962646

[Spookymonster]

Any pics of Jimmy's GF? I like to plan ahead for my scrappings...

[Awful Me]

Jim put in two, maybe Erock put in two.

But then again, Opie might have been inspired since his brother is getting hitched this weekend. Wedding talk is contagious amongst couples.

That is why you don't go to other people's weddings.

[Ned the Nanite]

Opie and Ambien showhttp://re3.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/3828962646
:haha7:

Geez. When did we become a nation of pansy ass therapy-seekers?

[moegolden]

Any pics of Jimmy's GF? I like to plan ahead for my scrappings...

he won't ID her, so I don't think anyone here will, but I'm told she is attractive and funny.

[pure_waves]

why all the surprise about opie possibly getting married? ants the one who is against it, i dont remember opie saying he wouldnt get married.

[cokelogic]

he won't ID her, so I don't think anyone here will, but I'm told she is attractive and funny.And he's really not going to ID her, now that they've broken up. Imagine a group going to one of her shows and heckling her, "you hurt lil' Jimmy".

[25133WhooOoAH]

opie said awhile ago, that he'd wanna settle down and start a family.

[Natesac]

Love the WOW promo song. Never gets old.

[stillbornstew]

why all the surprise about opie possibly getting married? ants the one who is against it, i dont remember opie saying he wouldnt get married.

yeah. ant's said numerous times he'd never get married again, considering he's still dealing with the bitch exwife trying to get MORE $$$.

ope's never been married, right. i remember the sandy debacle and now there's lindsay. i stand by my opie vote.:D

[Natesac]

opie said awhile ago, that he'd wanna settle down and start a family.

So did Mancow.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[krisko]

why all the surprise about opie possibly getting married? ants the one who is against it, i dont remember opie saying he wouldnt get married.

i don't think he's ever said anything like that either, in fact i think i remember hearing him allude to future children

[Stig]

:haha7:

Geez. When did we become a nation of pansy ass therapy-seekers?

When the coke wore off after the Disco era.

[barjockey]

some folks need therapyhttp://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/serial_killers/notorious/bernardo/sk_pic.jpg

[cokelogic]

why all the surprise about opie possibly getting married? ants the one who is against it, i dont remember opie saying he wouldnt get married.Right, in fact Op has always said he'd like to get married someday.

But it's still a surprise. I'm still shocked Vos is re-married with a new baby.

[krisko]

And he's really not going to ID her, now that they've broken up. Imagine a group going to one of her shows and heckling her, "you hurt lil' Jimmy".

jimmy's dating lisa lampaneli?

[stillbornstew]

And he's really not going to ID her, now that they've broken up. Imagine a group going to one of her shows and heckling her, "you hurt lil' Jimmy".

yeah, i couldn't see jimmy sending her to the wolves like that. was there any mention as to why they broke up?

[Stig]

It's Ant. He's engaged. I'd bet Loki's life on it.


Edit: Sorry, Loki. I'll make it up to you somehow. Maybe. :action-sm

[krisko]

i think it's ant

[barjockey]

Senator Craig???http://www.citynews.ca/images/2007-08/sept0107-larrycraig.jpg

[FAZ8218]

E-Rock!!!!!

[Ned the Nanite]

E-rock, engaged. That boy will never learn.

[moegolden]

like the Sopranos ending all over again!

[ddberry]

Didn't they say that yesterday at LOD?

[krisko]

:( thats no fun

[Spookymonster]

Erock going for the full beard I guess?

[Natesac]

Perfect alliteration: Erock engaged.... ew.

[fuckwit]

so opie didnt have one?

[wetandstickyjim]

Who saw that coming? What a DUMMY!

[GoCamels]

I'm getting weepy...Erock proposed at Cinderella's Castle at the Wishing Well!!!

I'm a fag and I admit it!!! I love Disney!!!

[moegolden]

jimmy's dating lisa lampaneli?

i doubt it. jim said she's 10 years younger than him.

[whitebeard]

E-rock, Congrats, but you TOOL!!!

DISNEY???? Jesus, talk about regression..

[krisko]

he should tear up why wouldn't he?

[pure_waves]

:haha7::haha7::haha7: hahahahahaha oh man i need to see a clip of this

[cokelogic]

She wasn't a Disney fan since 12, and now she's 15.

[Ned the Nanite]

Funny, I thought E-rock was already married... To a bottle of Hellman's!

Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the veal.

[norton23]

somebody who is a member of wackbag said she knew who is engaged for a fact---im guessing she doesn't know the boys well enough for them to disclose that info to her so probably was E-rock....you never know though




:icon_mrgr

[cokelogic]

Is Dawn marrying them at the Hard Rock?

[cokelogic]

Funny, I thought E-rock was already married... To a bottle of Hellman's!

Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the veal.http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/eface.jpg

[krisko]

Is Dawn marrying them at the Hard Rock?

ugh....thats all i have to say

[whitebeard]

Did he force her head underwater if she didn't wish right?

[Houston_Killer]

EROCK is a tool....

[moegolden]

Yeah, but will she kiss him after he brushes his teeth with dog shit?

[Stig]

Erock "So you have these coins..."
Adam "And if it doesn't work out, she gets half of them?"
:haha7::clap::haha7:

[fuckwit]

"this is our time, down here"


:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[eafofny]

How do I know you're gay?

You go to Disneyworld after the age of 8.

[PartyRock24]

congrats erock!!!!!!!!!!

[whitebeard]

'Is this what you wished for?'

No, I wanted to see you in leather and a ball gag.

[cokelogic]

The Future Mrs. Neigel
http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00232/61/21/232941216_m.jpg

[Just Joe]

Congrats ERock - you dress like a 12 year old, and you proposed in a 12 year old's fantasy land. Good luck bro.

[Chester'sLiver]

After E-rock made his wish she turned into a giant jar of mayo.

[Stig]

Will E-rock's cake be made of meatloaf with mayonnaise frosting?

[GoCamels]

How do I know you're gay?

You go to Disneyworld after the age of 8.
:icon_mrgr

[Stig]

Opie???

[Natesac]

oh fuck.

[moegolden]

Opie Delivers

[Awful Me]

OH SHIT! The Swerve!

[FellowTraveler]

I fucking knew it!

[pure_waves]

Cue Up The Fox Breaking News Stinger!

[krisko]

oh man...who saw that coming?

[cokelogic]

"of all the dramatic things"

[fuckwit]

oh boy

[FellowTraveler]

poor little erock

[Just Joe]

Line of the Day goes to Opie, "Move Over Fat Boy".

[moegolden]

E-Rock's wedding shall forever be known as "the dark match".

[wetandstickyjim]

oh man...who saw that coming?

X2!

[cokelogic]

What part of Disney World did Opie propose?

[Sack of Chisels]

wow congrats op!

[GoCamels]

Opie popped the question right here in my backyard!!!

[cokelogic]

I smell Double Wedding!!

[NC Hallorann]

WoW!~

[Redding]

congrats Opie and that other guy

[edicius]

<Opie>Who saw this coming?!</Opie>

Congrats to ERock and more congrats to Opie. Best of luck to both of 'em.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Congrats Opie.

[Valued Listener]

What is this world coming to?

[pure_waves]

wonder if he celebrated by hoisting a bikini tini

[FAZ8218]

Wow.

[listener]

Ohhh. Hawk sounds like he got trumped, and now he's sad.

[del griffith]

congrats opie

[poontang]

any pics of OPIES gal out there? and are there pics of Travis at Disney?

[Stig]

What part of Disney World did Opie propose?

Wherever popular songs that everybody knows and likes are played exactly like the record.

[Houston_Killer]

rock it on, Op

[English Gent]

Why did Opie pop the question in such a shithole of a place?

[whitebeard]

Opie's First toast will be with a tinni bikini

[Stig]

I smell Double Wedding!!

Nope. That's the pastrami sandwich I had yesterday.
Sorry.

[krisko]

oh what a happy day :)

[SickSean]

good for you 2 fool, welcome to the line to lose half your shit

[Natesac]

Gimme a P!
Gimme an R!
Gimme an E!
Gimme an N!
Gimme a U!
Gimme a P!

[Chester'sLiver]

opie did not put the ring in a bikini tini, he put it in her lunchable.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Gimme a P!
Gimme an R!
Gimme an E!
Gimme an N!
Gimme a U!
Gimme a P!

IF that in.

[Redding]

Opie did you say "I thank god it came Trrruuueee" like Mike Schmidt

[cokelogic]

Opie cried. Bwa-hahaha!

[GoCamels]

Why did Opie pop the question in such a shithole of a place?

Why do you call my home a "shithole"??? Maybe a "piss bucket", but not something that harsh!!!

[Natesac]

IF that in.

Guess it wasn't appropriate? ;)

[moegolden]

Does this all mean that O and A are turning into Don and Mike?

[cokelogic]

Gimme a P!
Gimme an R!
Gimme an E!
Gimme an N!
Gimme a U!
Gimme a P!
I always thought about Op and Ant make the big money, but Ant gives half of his away and is twice the big spender Op is.

He's going to need an iron clad Prenup. She's gonna take him for millions someday.

[stillbornstew]

I KNEW IT!!!! been saying it since yesterday. woot woot.

congrats opie!! :clap:

[cokelogic]

Guess it wasn't appropriate? ;)Eh, "getting engaged for the ratings.. hoo hoo" didn't get respect either.

[mascan42]

Does this all mean that O and A are turning into Don and Mike?
Only if Lindsey turns out to be a twat and Opie starts calling her on air.

[Danesy]

Morning.

[Redding]

will Opies wedding song be "Seventeen" by Winger?

[Stig]

Morning.

No shit.

[Stig]

will Opies wedding song be "Seventeen" by Winger?

"Only Sixteen" by Sam Cooke. But the Dr. Hook version.

Maybe a little "Thank Heavens For Little Girls."

[GoCamels]

Only if Lindsey turns out to be a twat and Opie starts calling her on air.

And she ends up dead on a major highway returning from their beach house.

[Just Joe]

And she ends up dead on a major highway returning from their beach house.

Ummmm..... Ouch?

[meanmarv]

Why do you call my home a "shithole"??? Maybe a "piss bucket", but not something that harsh!!!

Definition of pumpkin in your hometown is what they do to each other on the weekend, PUMP KIN

[stillbornstew]

Morning.

afternoon :action-sm

[moegolden]

re: Opie's wrinkled cleavage = map of napa valley reference:

http://wine.appellationamerica.com/images/appellations/features/ParsingNapa%5Blg%5D.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

'Ants in my Pants'
- Olsen Twins

[Blue Heeler]

Figures, I had someone drop into my cublicle and talk about work and then I come back to whackbag and this thread goes from page 8 to 12 with congrats to Erock and Opie....DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!

[Natesac]

'Ants in my Pants'
- Olsen Twins

Miss Ants in my Pants by Samuel L. Jackson.

[GoCamels]

Definition of pumpkin in your hometown is what they do to each other on the weekend, PUMP KIN

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[English Gent]

All women should show cleavage, apart from the savage, toothless crones who live in that shithole where Opie popped the question.

[krisko]

oooooooh EoG

[RobeSoup&Tears]

You can really gander at clevage and actual nippley boobage at a womans shoe store especially ones that you pick out yourself like DSW.

[Stig]

All women should show cleavage, apart from the savage, toothless crones who live in that shithole where Opie popped the question.

Swindon?

[Natesac]

Miss Ecstasy of the Gold

[English Gent]

[/Larry King] Ladies and gentleman, The Ecstasy Of The Gold!!! [/Larry king]

[English Gent]

Swindon?

Oof. Swindon is truly the arse-end of the world.

[moegolden]

Steve Jobs went with the slower network because it was more established and widespread. An easier starting point for a phone that can be used everywhere.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Jimmy: "Straddle their shoulders and fuck their mouths..."
:jump

[moegolden]

I could see it in the promotional material on their website....

"AT&T is basically a bunch of faggots." - Jim Norton

[RobeSoup&Tears]

iPhone would be faster if your in a wifi zone.


Verizon isn't much better with EVDO

[krisko]

geez jimmy, myspeakers are on mute until the jimmy rant is over, i'd rather not be fired for jimmy saying "straddling their shoulders and fucking their mouth" :)

[IDidItAll]

I'm selling my iPhone that I won on "What the Hell is That" for $375 today ...

Good deal?

[moegolden]

I will cop to having become an apple fanboy, but I can't use Safari all of the time. There's several things it impedes me from doing, like fuskering porn.

[English Gent]

[/Larry King] Ladies and gentleman, The Ecstasy Of The Gold!!! [/Larry king]

OK, which cunt stole my gag and IF'd it. Ya fucker!

[meanmarv]

What happened to the teenager that cracked the Iphone code a couple of weeks ago? This would allow phone to be used with other providers.

[Stig]

Oof. Swindon is truly the arse-end of the world.
Although it IS the home of one of my favorite bands - XTC.

[Awful Me]

I have had att/cingular since 2000, never had any trouble.

[Stig]

What happened to the teenager that cracked the Iphone code a couple of weeks ago? This would allow phone to be used with other providers.

He disappeared, and all traces of his existence have been erased.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Most likely the next iPhone will have more memory, brighter screen, speed (G3), better camera and stereo bluetooth

[Blue Heeler]

It's the same with the PS3. Now they have an 80GB version. SONY loves to bone you just like Apple.

[moegolden]

my big boss (CEO who is too big for me to ever even approach) has a blackberry....but recently I saw him in the lobby talking intimately....on a shitty razr. my theory is that the razr is his phone solely for his puss-ah. the one where the bill goes right to work and the wife never sees it.

[cokelogic]

What happened to the teenager that cracked the Iphone code a couple of weeks ago? This would allow phone to be used with other providers.He got engaged last week.

[meanmarv]

He disappeared, and all traces of his existence have been erased.

I wonder if they paid him off to keep his little trap shut? Paid him in titties

[stillbornstew]

Although it IS the home of one of my favorite bands - XTC.

WOW, have you just dated yourself. actually... you've carbon dated yourself.
:action-sm

[moegolden]

What happened to the teenager that cracked the Iphone code a couple of weeks ago? This would allow phone to be used with other providers.

he traded the phone for a fancy car, but I don't know if he has posted the code for free like he wanted to.... you'd think that if he accepts money he can get his ass sued. but you'd also think that apple secretly doesn't care about this, since it could lead to a lot more phones being sold.

[cokelogic]

It's the same with the PS3. Now they have an 80GB version. SONY loves to bone you just like Apple.Well Sony has shit the bed on multiple levels with the PS3. It's a cluster fuck.

[moegolden]

the follow-up on the iphone hacker story....

http://www.neoseeker.com/news/story/7066/

[Stig]

WOW, have you just dated yourself. actually... you've carbon dated yourself.
:action-sm

Hey - they made their last album in 2000. It's not as bad as liking some dinosaur like Zeppelin or the fucking Stones!

[cokelogic]

Opie has 3 cell phones; which phone does he use to phone the show in?:action-sm

[Stig]

Well Sony has shit the bed on multiple levels with the PS3. It's a cluster fuck.

I like mine. :icon_roll

[madbam]

Well Sony has shit the bed on multiple levels with the PS3. It's a cluster fuck.
Yeah I work at IBM and we make the Chips for all 3 gaming systems..

[stillbornstew]

Well Sony has shit the bed on multiple levels with the PS3. It's a cluster fuck.

how? i was going to wait until after christmas to buy since i fugured there'd be bugs to work out. but if it's THAT fucked, forget it.

[krisko]

Hey - they made their last album in 2000. It's not as bad as liking some dinosaur like Zeppelin or the fucking Stones!

you're just old stig it's ok :action-sm

[meanmarv]

the follow-up on the iphone hacker story....

http://www.neoseeker.com/news/story/7066/

Thanks for the article. For some reason this did not make the Great Falls Montana newspaper?

[Stig]

how? i was going to wait until after christmas to buy since i fugured there'd be bugs to work out. but if it's THAT fucked, forget it.

Well, at least it doesn't heat up and melt like the Xbox 360.

[Stig]

you're just old stig it's ok :action-sm

I prefer "Experienced." ;)

[stillbornstew]

Hey - they made their last album in 2000. It's not as bad as liking some dinosaur like Zeppelin or the fucking Stones!

maybe, but zeppelin's kewl. maaaaaaaaaaan. :action-sm


EDIT: my sis gave my a 360 for the birf, i like it, but i'm not too avid a gamer. you get fucked w/ having to buy the HDDVD player and 30/60 gig memory HD for $200 a pop, on EACH. thats just crazy. never had mine melt down tho.

[English Gent]

Off topic: can anyone suggest a free, retard-friendly app for photoshopping, etc?

[Blue Heeler]

Hearing Jimmy and Ant's problems with technology sounds like the Caveman trailer.

[Stig]

Jimmy and his girl can't video conference because she hates him.

[meanmarv]

Off topic: can anyone suggest a free, retard-friendly app for photoshopping, etc?

Crayola

[Natesac]

Larry King: So what do you do with the USB? Did you ever see War Games with Ally Sheedy?

[Stig]

Off topic: can anyone suggest a free, retard-friendly app for photoshopping, etc?

Maybe a stolen copy of Photoshop?

[Dr. Hoffman]

I have a year left on my current phone, but if the price comes down, and the IPhone comes to Verizon I think I'd definitely pick one up.

[Friday]

hiya bitches!
i am back.... rejoice and be glad

[krisko]

Well, at least it doesn't heat up and melt like the Xbox 360.

please tell me how to speed up the melting process...i would be forever in your debt (yes, i know it sounds dirty and you'll make a joke, but now maybe you won't since i called you out before you had a chance to do it) :action-sm

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Love Tech Talk Jimmy

[Chester'sLiver]

hiya bitches!
i am back.... rejoice and be glad
http://slantmouth.com/articles/boldlyGoingNowhere/images/praising.jpg

[mascan42]

Off topic: can anyone suggest a free, retard-friendly app for photoshopping, etc?
www.gimp.org (http://www.gimp.org)

[moegolden]

McAfee is huge, but Norton was first!

[English Gent]

Maybe a stolen copy of Photoshop?

I said, 'retard-friendly', cuntcake.

[Melk]

Well, there is one thing I love about the Apple... when a new OS comes out all the connected hardware on your system becomes obsolete. I fondly remember the 8.5 to 9.0 upgrade era. So many companies simply decided to not offer any form of upgrade with the products. Or one of my customers went from 10.1 to 10.2, the system automatically reformatted his USB Hard Drive from FAT32 to that proprietary Mac format.

[English Gent]

www.gimp.org (http://www.gimp.org)

Cool. Thanks for not being a dribbling cunt like Stig.

[Stig]

McAffee IS a fucking nudge. Parts of it expire and nag you to renew constantly.

[cokelogic]

how? i was going to wait until after christmas to buy since i fugured there'd be bugs to work out. but if it's THAT fucked, forget it.The price is much to high for a console that is losing exclusive games left and right. Anything that's worth playing will also be on the less expensive Xbox 360, with a bigger install base, with it's own exclusives.

[moegolden]

the photoshoppers could have fun with this one....
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000IHYUAQ.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

www.gimp.org (http://www.gimp.org)

Gimp is good, but it's not retard friendly.

[Natesac]

New Character: PowerUser Jimmy

[stillbornstew]

hiya bitches!
i am back.... rejoice and be glad

hey deary. did you work out? as soon as i close up the clinic = gym time.

[Natesac]

hiya bitches!
i am back.... rejoice and be glad

Me too! A little slower, but finally back. :)

[moegolden]

McAffee IS a fucking nudge. Parts of it expire and nag you to renew constantly.

i moved away long ago, and when i used the old computer at home, i realized that my mom has been paying mcaffee for a long time - for no reason.

just because she sees the pop up and thinks she has to. There is a huge segment of the economy based on fooling people and their lack of basic knowledge. porn sites make a killing this way.

[krisko]

I have a year left on my current phone, but if the price comes down, and the IPhone comes to Verizon I think I'd definitely pick one up.

ya me too, i'm with nextel right now and they are atrocious

[Stig]

please tell me how to speed up the melting process...i would be forever in your debt (yes, i know it sounds dirty and you'll make a joke, but now maybe you won't since i called you out before you had a chance to do it) :action-sm

Fuck that. I'm gonna do it anyway. :action-sm
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41BE+vRsAJL._AA280_.jpg

[Melk]

I have been using Norton Antivirus in Japanese for the past year... I have to turn off Norton to send Instant Feedback... I would just text message the boys, but I guess IF doesn't like Softbank Cell Phone e-mail.

[cokelogic]

Norton and McAfee are both useless. Just run Ad Aware once a month or when needed.

It's not about viruses anymore, it's all spyware.

[Friday]

hey deary. did you work out? as soon as i close up the clinic = gym time.

of course! i had to combat the tacos i had last night lol

[RobeSoup&Tears]

The shit is that you should'nt have to justify why you want to cancel it.

[Dr. Hoffman]

ya me too, i'm with nextel right now and they are atrocious

I think I've used every major cell carrier and I don't think I'd use anybody but Verizon at this point. They all have shitty customer service, but Verizon definitely has the best network.

[English Gent]

Why anyone would use Norton or McAfee, when you can get AVG Antivirus for free, is beyond me.

[Friday]

Me too! A little slower, but finally back. :)

oh ... hey

who are you again???

:action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

I use AVG and Ad-Aware. Norton AV sucks balls and drags your PC down...it's worse for your PC than spyware.

[moegolden]

the Jimmy Stewart call is from Matt Besser's "May I help you dumbass".

great shit.

[stillbornstew]

The price is much to high for a console that is losing exclusive games left and right. Anything that's worth playing will also be on the less expensive Xbox 360, with a bigger install base, with it's own exclusives.

thanks for the info. it dropped to $619 here on the base (a month after the states). i just thought it's a better deal b/c you get the 60/80gigs and the blu ray already. i didn't know about thier losing games. i'm still wondering who's going to to win out over blu-ray and HD. hhhhmmmmmmmmm.

[Natesac]

oh ... hey

who are you again???

:action-sm



I'm the dude.

http://www.blogyourmind.info/media/big-lebowski-2.jpg


Actually, I'm just a douche.

[madbam]

hiya bitches!
i am back.... rejoice and be glad
I am glad:icon_mrgr

[stillbornstew]

of course! i had to combat the tacos i had last night lol

dyking out add's pounds? :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

I love this call. Friggin hysterical...

[krisko]

Fuck that. I'm gonna do it anyway. :action-sm
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41BE+vRsAJL._AA280_.jpg

oh stig you're so silly :action-sm

this actually does sound like jimmy stewart

[Stig]

of course! i had to combat the tacos i had last night lol

Way to smash those stereotypes, senorita. :action-sm

[Cromwell]

Hey 'baggers. :action-sm

Damn I love that bit.

Jimmy Stewart helping out . . . :D

[moegolden]

the Jimmy Stewart call is from Matt Besser's "May I help you dumbass".

great shit.

his phone number was either exactly the one that Barnes and Noble printed or one digit off.....so he started to think up ideas he'd improvise off of....

http://www.mattbesser.com/dumbass.php

the first is my favorite, especially when you don't see it coming....but the title gives it away.

[Friday]

I missed angry Jimmy. Love is for idiots. wheeeeeeeee

[mascan42]

Why anyone would use Norton or McAfee, when you can get AVG Antivirus for free, is beyond me.
Because AVG's real-time protection sucks balls. I'm only using it because Verizon still hasn't come out with a Vista-compatible version of its online protection suite.

[stillbornstew]

afternoon crom. :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

I have been using Norton Antivirus in Japanese for the past year... I have to turn off Norton to send Instant Feedback... I would just text message the boys, but I guess IF doesn't like Softbank Cell Phone e-mail.

you in yokosuka?

[krisko]

I missed angry Jimmy. Love is for idiots. wheeeeeeeee

oh no, i love love, but i did miss angry jimmy

[madbam]

Hey 'baggers. :action-sm

Damn I love that bit.

Jimmy Stewart helping out . . . :D

What up Croms
:action-sm

[Stig]

Is anyone else's audio kind of weird-sounding?

[Cromwell]

afternoon crom. :action-sm


Heh, heh. Almost.



What up Croms
:action-sm

Hey madbam.

Can you believe Op 'n E got engaged?

Our boys are finally growing up

(well, except for Ant 'n' Jimmy) :icon_mrgr

[madbam]

Is anyone else's audio kind of weird-sounding?
I am listening through Paltalk...it is always weird

[RobeSoup&Tears]

That's why you start the call as nice as you can be and GET THEIR INFO and/or call back number....continue to be nice and if you can try the call back extention number, that way you have them by the balls.

[madbam]

Heh, heh. Almost.





Hey madbam.

Can you believe Op 'n E got engaged?

Our boys are finally growing up

(well, except for Ant 'n' Jimmy) :icon_mrgr

I know kinda scary man.....hopefully it won't effect the show in any way...

[English Gent]

Is anyone else's audio kind of weird-sounding?

Your boyfriend must have cum in your ears, that's all. Take a shower.

[stillbornstew]

Heh, heh. Almost.

oh no, it's 4 in the afternoon here. :action-sm

[Cromwell]

I know kinda scary man.....hopefully it won't effect the show in any way...

Well, every little thing does effect the show - but you know the Lord Jesus Opie will make it hi-Lar-ious! :icon_mrgr

[meanmarv]

I know kinda scary man.....hopefully it won't effect the show in any way...

He will just have to pick up female hygiene stuff after the show on his time.

[cokelogic]

Nice. Bob Kelly and sometimes Colin Quinn! I was just thinking about that show this morning.

[Cromwell]

oh no, it's 4 in the afternoon here. :action-sm

Holy crap - I never realized you were in Spain! :icon_surp

Good for you.

How do you get the show? An XM sub (or just completely pirated) :icon_mrgr

[Stig]

Your boyfriend must have cum in your ears, that's all. Take a shower.

Shove a crumpet in your arse and move to France, ya bloody great poof.

[OxBabygirlxO]

I am listening through Paltalk...it is always weird

my xm is fine

[Stig]

Well, every little thing does effect the show - but you know the Lord Jesus Opie will make it hi-Lar-ious! :icon_mrgr

Until his chick gets pregnant. Then Opie turns all nice and stars in a family-friendly sitcom on ABC. :icon_mad:

[meanmarv]

Until his chick gets pregnant. Then Opie turns all nice and stars in a family-friendly sitcom on ABC. :icon_mad:

Opie needs to tell Lindsey about the only animal in the world that can't get pregnant, "A Swallow"

[stillbornstew]

Holy crap - I never realized you were in Spain! :icon_surp

Good for you.

How do you get the show? An XM sub (or just completely pirated) :icon_mrgr

i resubbed to xm online. paltalk feed sucks and i only catch about 1 hour of the show by the time i get home. i have to listen to the XM replay when i get home and that airs from about 7 or 8pm to midnight. had the same dilema when i was living in japan for 3 years, but what can i do. i HAVE to hear the GD show. ::hammer:

[Chester'sLiver]

My boss just gave my a free copy of Metroid Prime 3. Thats pretty friggin sweet.

[Melk]

you in yokosuka?

Nope, much further south.

[Stig]

My boss just gave my a free copy of Metroid Prime 3. Thats pretty friggin sweet.

Need for Speed Carbon PS3 version dropped to $29. I picked it up last night. Pretty fun.

[Chester'sLiver]

My bible is "Happy Endings" available at a book store near you.

Need for Speed Carbon PS3 version dropped to $29. I picked it up last night. Pretty fun.
I haven't bought a game for my PS3 in awhile. I thought about getting warhawk but I would be buying it just to buy a game for it. To be fair this will be my first Wii game in awhile too...

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Here's Closet Travolta metering.
http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/7190/travoltayv0.jpg

[stillbornstew]

Nope, much further south.

oh, ok. are you on honshu?

[cokelogic]

My boss just gave my a free copy of Metroid Prime 3. Thats pretty friggin sweet.Is your boss Santa Claus? Does that mean you're an elf?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Wait, the news did a story over a guy who lost his wedding ring? I know TONS of people who have accidentally lost their wedding ring. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

First, this in an old story...why are they replayng it.

Second, this reporter sounds like a younger Chris Hanson

[Chester'sLiver]

Is your boss Santa Claus? Does that mean you're an elf?

no he ordered it for his kid and it didn't come on time. So his kid threw a fit and he went out bought it for him and then got this one in the mail and instead of returning it (like anyone of us would have done) he gave it to me. :D

[Stig]

no he ordered it for his kid and it didn't come on time. So his kid threw a fit and he went out bought it for him and then got this one in the mail and instead of returning it (like anyone of us would have done) he gave it to me. :D

Did he make you fish it out of his pocket?

[Chester'sLiver]

Did he make you fish it out of his pocket?

Well yeah, but come on its 50$ game. :icon_mrgr

[stillbornstew]

ok baggers. time for me top close shop and head to the gym. see you at the replay. :action-sm


and of COURSE some douchebag JUST WALKED Up to the window for xrays. ALWAYS at closing time. :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh:


FUCK!!!!!!!!

[mascan42]

Here's Closet Travolta metering.
http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/7190/travoltayv0.jpg
So if I connect two tin cans to a Speak N Spell, can I get gay celebrities to pay me millions of dollars, too?

[UsedLadBag]

Hi all. :action-sm

[madbam]

ok baggers. time for me top close shop and head to the gym. see you at the replay. :action-sm


and of COURSE some douchebag JUST WALKED Up to the window for xrays. ALWAYS at closing time. :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh: :arrrh:


FUCK!!!!!!!!

Just ell him "It's not a tuma"

[krisko]

"poor owen, the graphic says" ha

[OhioPest]

The McCain Audio was nice. All politicians should answer questions with thanks for the question you fucking jerk!

[English Gent]

Definitely enjoying 'single, all-women-are-cunts' Jimmy this morning.

[Stig]

So if I connect two tin cans to a Speak N Spell, can I get gay celebrities to pay me millions of dollars, too?

Machine: "C...O...W... Cow."
You: "Yeah, you've definitely got Thetins. This is gonna be a tough one."

[wetandstickyjim]

oh, ok. are you on honshu?

Alright already, we get it. YOU KNOW JAPAN. Enough!

:action-sm

[krisko]

The McCain Audio was nice. All politicians should answer questions with thanks for the question you fucking jerk!

ugh i missed it, what happened?

[Chester'sLiver]

Spiderman 3 was not good Jim...

[Stig]

Alright already, we get it. YOU KNOW JAPAN. Enough!

:action-sm

And Melk's holding out on the answer like he's James Fucking Bond instead of a run of the mill school teacher with a fetish for little Japanese girls in sailor suits.
:action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

The McCain Audio was nice. All politicians should answer questions with thanks for the question you fucking jerk!

That's one of the great things about McCain. He doesn't fucking care, if something is on his mind he will let you know what it is. Unfortunately he has flip flopped on a few issues the past few months that changed my view on him.

[stillbornstew]

ok. NOW i'm closing.

nah, was just seeing if he was on the main island or in oki. but silent sally is being secretive, must be doing undercover work for the NSA. later guys.



:action-sm

[Stig]

That's one of the great things about McCain. He doesn't fucking care, if something is on his mind he will let you know what it is. Unfortunately he has flip flopped on a few issues the past few months that changed my view on him.

He doesn't want to kill fags and ******* anymore?

[Danesy]

Hey, been busy, just wanted to say HI to Awful Me, Blue Heeler, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, cokelogic, Cromwell, Das Dumper, digiman66, elitemrp, Friday, fuckwit, gurlsgurl, hshearer, IDidItAll, kimothee, kris72663, krisko, madbam, mascan42, meanmarv, Melk, moegolden, Natas, Natesac, OxBabygirlxO, pattys_hymen, psycho_factor, RobeSoup&Tears, Save My Up's Dick, sed, speed1001, Stig, stillbornstew, universalremobo, wetandstickyjim!!

[English Gent]

Fox: the people who tried to sue Al Franken because they claimed to have exclusive use of the phrase 'Fair and Balanced'.

[Friday]

ok. NOW i'm closing.

nah, was just seeing if he was on the main island or in oki. but silent sally is being secretive, must be doing undercover work for the NSA. later guys.



:action-sm

bye silly! have a good workout

[krisko]

That's one of the great things about McCain. He doesn't fucking care, if something is on his mind he will let you know what it is. Unfortunately he has flip flopped on a few issues the past few months that changed my view on him.

he stinks and i don't like him


and i'm sure rupert murdock isn't too worried about the boys using fox's sounders

[Friday]

:action-sm hiyeee Danesy!

[English Gent]

Hey, been busy, just wanted to say HI to Awful Me, Blue Heeler, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, cokelogic, Cromwell, Das Dumper, digiman66, elitemrp, Friday, fuckwit, gurlsgurl, hshearer, IDidItAll, kimothee, kris72663, krisko, madbam, mascan42, meanmarv, Melk, moegolden, Natas, Natesac, OxBabygirlxO, pattys_hymen, psycho_factor, RobeSoup&Tears, Save My Up's Dick, sed, speed1001, Stig, stillbornstew, universalremobo, wetandstickyjim!!

Boy, do I feel left out.

[Danesy]

Boy, do I feel left out.

Sorry, something was wrong with my IE, and it wouldn't refresh ... it was showing me the same posts for the past 1/2 hour.

I wouldn't leave you out ... I loves ya!!!!

[UsedLadBag]

Boy, do I feel left out.

x2

[Cromwell]

Boy, do I feel left out.

How did she miss you?

It looks like she just copied the "active users" down below :rolleyes:

(Hiya, Danesy)

God - I love this guys anger.

This is pretty much how I am *every* time I call for help :D

[krisko]

Boy, do I feel left out.

either you were out of the thread for a minute or she purposely left you out because she hates you as much as the rest of us do :action-sm

[Stig]

Fox: the people who tried to sue Al Franken because they claimed to have exclusive use of the phrase 'Fair and Balanced'.

Also the people who brought you The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad.

[English Gent]

Sorry, something was wrong with my IE, and it wouldn't refresh ... it was showing me the same posts for the past 1/2 hour.

I wouldn't leave you out ... I loves ya!!!!

It's too late. The damage is done. :(

[cue 'Hulk walking away' music]

[krisko]

i feel so bad for the guy on the other end of the line, the customer service guy. this is how i get treated on a daily basis and i want to fucking scream at customers.

[cokelogic]

Ooooo! My promo

[digiman66]

Hey, been busy, just wanted to say HI to Awful Me, Blue Heeler, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, cokelogic, Cromwell, Das Dumper, digiman66, elitemrp, Friday, fuckwit, gurlsgurl, hshearer, IDidItAll, kimothee, kris72663, krisko, madbam, mascan42, meanmarv, Melk, moegolden, Natas, Natesac, OxBabygirlxO, pattys_hymen, psycho_factor, RobeSoup&Tears, Save My Up's Dick, sed, speed1001, Stig, stillbornstew, universalremobo, wetandstickyjim!!

good EVEning....

[Stig]

How did she miss you?

It looks like she just copied the "active users" down below :rolleyes:

(Hiya, Danesy)

God - I love this guys anger.

This is pretty much how I am *every* time I call for help :D

Maybe this is just an oversight, but I don't recall ever hearing a recording of an O&A fan trying unsuccessfully to get some broken-english-speaking gook to cancel their XM service.

[krisko]

Also the people who brought you The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad.

and when "animals attack parts I-X", "Help, my child is fat and i want to murder it" and "Get stranded on an island and fuck the shit out of your neighbor"

[pnigga]

Sorry, something was wrong with my IE, and it wouldn't refresh ... it was showing me the same posts for the past 1/2 hour.


did you recently call Dell customer service?

[Danesy]

either you were out of the thread for a minute or she purposely left you out because she hates you as much as the rest of us do :action-sm

I had to close out my IE and come back ... stupid shit sucks.

[English Gent]

Also the people who brought you The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad.


I'll call your Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad, and raise you a 'The Littlest Groom'.

*shudders at the memory*

[Cromwell]

i feel so bad for the guy on the other end of the line, the customer service guy. this is how i get treated on a daily basis and i want to fucking scream at customers.

Really?

What do you support?

(Perhaps we've spoken :icon_mrgr)

[Friday]

i feel so bad for the guy on the other end of the line, the customer service guy. this is how i get treated on a daily basis and i want to fucking scream at customers.

Luckily, most of my clients are BtoB and much more sales friendly....

On ocassion, I do get a truly irate client. At that point I check out mentally... and try to remind myself that there are other, happier things waiting for me beyond these walls.... lol At least my acting classes are paying off!

[Stig]

I'll call your Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad, and raise you a 'The Littlest Groom'.

*shudders at the memory*

I call with a "Married by America."

[Danesy]

So now that I got this working I would like to say Good Morning to EVERYONE:

Blue Heeler, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, cokelogic, Cromwell, Das Dumper, digiman66, eafofny, eiffel, enduser, Friday, GoCamels, Hoffman+, hshearer, Jim T., Joe Avezzano, Johnny Manf, kimothee, krisko, lokimanahan, madbam, mascan42, meanmarv, Mohr Dice, Natesac, pnigga, poppAwoody, psycho_factor, Rhames, RobeSoup&Tears, Save My Up's Dick, Stig, stillbornstew, universalremobo, UsedLadBag, wetandstickyjim .

[Cromwell]

Maybe this is just an oversight, but I don't recall ever hearing a recording of an O&A fan trying unsuccessfully to get some broken-english-speaking gook to cancel their XM service.

Ha, ha - I certainly gave them a piece of my mind. :D

But most recently it was the robotic 'tards at T-Mobile. :rolleyes:

[English Gent]

and when "animals attack parts I-X", "Help, my child is fat and i want to murder it" and "Get stranded on an island and fuck the shit out of your neighbor"

Although they pale in comparison to "R@pe An Ape":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpjQx2xjy-Y

[Stig]

Ooooo! My promo

YOU did this gawdawful "Theme Time Radio Hour" shit, you cock-smoking motherfucker???


:haha7:

[krisko]

Really?

What do you support?

(Perhaps we've spoken :icon_mrgr)

i'm not really "customer service" per se, i'm a bill collector and i don't deserve the abuse!

[GoCamels]

Fox: The people that love to send out C&D letters to websites for posting audio from The Simpsons, Family Guy, etc. They just hire BORED lawyers apparentely.

[UsedLadBag]

that was my line :)

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g173/apoptosis69/douchygoldstar.jpg

[cokelogic]

that was my line :)http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/unicorn.jpg

[Cromwell]

i'm not really "customer service" per se, i'm a bill collector and i don't deserve the abuse!

I'm sure you don't.

However, there are a lot of idiotic morons in the "customer service" field.

But the bad mood starts second I have to "press to continue in English" . . .

. . . but don't get me started.

[krisko]

ha, i've been at weddings where i've said that, i'm so catty sometimes

[UsedLadBag]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/unicorn.jpg
Oh a cute unicorn! :action-sm

[krisko]

I'm sure you don't.

However, there are a lot of idiotic morons in the "customer service" field.

But the bad mood starts second I have to "press to continue in English" . . .

. . . but don't get me started.

ya we're a pretty small company so no extensions and no recordings, just pure unadulterated hate from customers who can't pay their bills because they had to get their hair did

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Aim at his Mom Chuck!!!

http://espn.go.com/media/mlb/2000/0615/photo/aa_kno.jpg

[Blue Heeler]

Don't feel bad for the Dell CS guy, you can hear him laughing while the guy is in a rage.

[Cromwell]

ya we're a pretty small company so no extensions and no recordings, just pure unadulterated hate from customers who can't pay their bills because they had to get their hair did

Where do you live? Mayberry RFD? :icon_wink

I've always hated Keith Olbermann. A complete liberal douche.

On the flip side - I continue to gain respect for Dennis Miller.

He was *great* on Leno last night.

[UsedLadBag]

come on Karma Chamelon (I know it's speeled wrong)

[Dr. Hoffman]

ha, i've been at weddings where i've said that, i'm so catty sometimes

Yeah, but your a looker so you can get away with it.

[pnigga]

this racism will not stand, man

[Natesac]

Holy shit, I missed Angry Jimmy.

[krisko]

hey Jimmy, maybe Cheney really doesn't agree with his daughters lifestyle choice and thats why he isn't standing up for her. that is possible and while i do think it's still shitty i don't think he's just towing the party line



and leave limbaugh alone mother fuckers, he invented talk radio hoohoo

[Cromwell]

Everyone's right - Angry not-in-love Jimmy is the best!

He's has to suffer for our entertainment :)

[Save My Up's Dick]

ya we're a pretty small company so no extensions and no recordings, just pure unadulterated hate from customers who can't pay their bills because they had to get their hair did
"Mmmmhummm I just got my hAir diiiiid"


Just saying hi all. :action-sm

[krisko]

Yeah, but your a looker so you can get away with it.

yay thanks homan ;)

[Cromwell]

Holy shit, I missed Angry Jimmy.

Dude!

You're back.

Heard your IF read by Opie this morning. You're my new idol. :rolleyes:

What happened to you?

You broke your ankle?

[krisko]

shut up olberman your a fucking sportcaster in newscaster's clothing. go back to saying "en fuego" with stuart scott and leave the news to actual broadcasters ycuckkkkkkkkkkkk

[UsedLadBag]

Would FoxNews sue you for using the stingers if you used them to call out the douchebags on the other networks?

[Mobilehoma]

I worked at Dell for 7 years. There is a phone call recorded of an outsourced sales rep from Panama who calls a customer a sissy and a little hooker when he decides he needs to talk to his wife to get permission to purchase. I have to dig around to see if I can find and send it in to the boys.

[Natesac]

Hey Olbermann! Eugene Levy called... he wants his anchovy eyebrows back!

[Save My Up's Dick]

Everyone's right - Angry not-in-love Jimmy is the best!

He's has to suffer for our entertainment :)
Agreed. Don't want our lil fella suffering but Disgruntled Jimmy is the best.

[Cromwell]

shut up olberman your a fucking sportcaster in newscaster's clothing. go back to saying "en fuego" with stuart scott and leave the news to actual broadcasters ycuckkkkkkkkkkkk

What a douche.

He sucks.

Dennis Miller would rip him to shreds in a debate.

[Natesac]

Dude!

You're back.

Heard your IF read by Opie this morning. You're my new idol. :rolleyes:

What happened to you?

You broke your ankle?

Thanks, meng. :)

I kinda stepped in a hole. I think that I would've been better off stepping all the way in.

EDIT: Hey! YAY for the eyebrows!

[pnigga]

Dennis Miller would rip him to shreds in a debate.


ew

[Natesac]

Looks like I'm good for two-a-days again. :)

[krisko]

What a douche.

He sucks.

Dennis Miller would rip him to shreds in a debate.

love the dennis miller, sometimes i don't get his references, sometimes i dont think he gets his references either though

[Save My Up's Dick]

shut up olberman your a fucking sportcaster in newscaster's clothing. go back to saying "en fuego" with stuart scott and leave the news to actual broadcasters ycuckkkkkkkkkkkk
He was a tool on ESPN and he's a tool as a news reader.

[Cromwell]

Looks like I'm good for two-a-days again. :)

Well played, hero.

So - we all going to FH Rileys this weekend? :icon_wink

[Friday]

Brother Joe has a gig in Jersey on Friday night.... I guess he will be late for the strippers and hookers .....

[UsedLadBag]

Hey Olbermann! Eugene Levy called... he wants his anchovy eyebrows back!

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Maybe it’s me but Dennis come off as someone full of himself and sort of a douche…It was a bit apparent during the Tough Crowd episode when Greg Giraldo kind of took him on.

[cokelogic]

The women pops out of the cake and yells, "Hi Daddy".

[Natesac]

Well played, hero.

So - we all going to FH Rileys this weekend? :icon_wink

Yar... I can show off my dumb ankle.

[madbam]

Hey, been busy, just wanted to say HI to Awful Me, Blue Heeler, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, cokelogic, Cromwell, Das Dumper, digiman66, elitemrp, Friday, fuckwit, gurlsgurl, hshearer, IDidItAll, kimothee, kris72663, krisko, madbam, mascan42, meanmarv, Melk, moegolden, Natas, Natesac, OxBabygirlxO, pattys_hymen, psycho_factor, RobeSoup&Tears, Save My Up's Dick, sed, speed1001, Stig, stillbornstew, universalremobo, wetandstickyjim!!
hiya sweet pants

[UsedLadBag]

FoxNewsAlert: Keith Oberman is a douchebag

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Hahahahha Natesac

[Natesac]

Hahahahha Natesac

I'm here for your entertainment, Sir.

[madbam]

Yar... I can show off my dumb ankle.

dude that was your ankle?....WTF happened I am bouncing in and out sorry if you explained it before

[Dr. Hoffman]

Well played, hero.

So - we all going to FH Rileys this weekend? :icon_wink

Did somebody say FH Rileys?!?!?!

[Friday]

Well played, hero.

So - we all going to FH Rileys this weekend? :icon_wink

*sniffle*
i never get invited out with the cewl kids

[Natesac]

dude that was your ankle?....WTF happened I am bouncing in and out sorry if you explained it before

Minor break... nothing major. Just stepped on the edge of a hole. You know... life.

[Cromwell]

Yar... I can show off my dumb ankle.

Cool.


Did somebody say FH Rileys?!?!?!

Yeah, you coming?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

WTF, left in the overhead?