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From Than's (http://myspace.com/nathanielbryan) retelling of his dinner with his mom and gf:
Is your mom a sociopath or are your parents divorced?
Simby19
09-05-2007, 09:04 PM
Those are mutually exclusive?
notalentassclwn
09-05-2007, 09:06 PM
divorced... but mommy was quite a loon
Mindslayer
09-05-2007, 09:31 PM
Yea, my parents are divorced, my Mom twice over, too. She's usually pretty sane although she has her moments.
LiddyRules
09-05-2007, 09:32 PM
My parents are still together and God almighty is she a sociopath. A passive agressive cunt. At least I like to pretend my father is more calculating.
Stalker2
09-05-2007, 09:36 PM
Divorced and 1 dead.Saw my mom stab my dad in the stomach and mom slit her wrists in a suicide attempt.No wonder I am so fucked up.
MDiaMAok
09-05-2007, 09:43 PM
thats better then being made to watch perry mason, murder she wrote, and my dads money disapear.
my mom has two retarded (the real retarded) sisters and then her. My mother is a nut.
Sct Ptersns Twn
09-05-2007, 09:56 PM
Divorced and going even more batty as the days tick down.
martianvirus
09-05-2007, 09:58 PM
None of teh above.
Angelfuck
09-05-2007, 10:04 PM
my mom was divorced before she met my dad, my dads a loser, my mom can be irritating but shes good people
BaLZaC~308
09-05-2007, 10:09 PM
parents are divorced... My mom went through the whole bad mouth my dad shit for years, it always bothered me but I guess i can see her point a little... kinda hard not to be bitter.
I went through shit with both of them, I spent a year and a half not speaking to my dad when I was 15 then i went through 2 plus years of constant fighting with my mom (they dont like being called a cunt or told to get hit by a train .. thanx jimmy ;) )
Now I get along great with both of them
Ballbuster1
09-05-2007, 10:12 PM
Mom's a bit nuts but they are still married. Over 50 years now.
Sinn Fein
09-05-2007, 10:14 PM
My mother is as nutty as a holiday fruitcake. But my parents are still married.
d0uche_n0zzle
09-05-2007, 10:27 PM
My mother is as nutty as a holiday fruitcake. But my parents are still married.
x2
Why my dad puts up with it is beyond me.
Newmania
09-05-2007, 10:30 PM
Divorced and 1 dead.Saw my mom stab my dad in the stomach and mom slit her wrists in a suicide attempt.No wonder I am so fucked up.
:icon_eek:
THE FEZ MAN
09-05-2007, 10:53 PM
oh, my mother is out of her fucking gourd. im convinced that my dad died just to fuck me over, i don't even know were to begin, the story's are endless, lately she's been obsessed with me "loosing" the title to the boat trailer, she keeps blaming me for it, but i know for a fact that i refused to take it into my possession, i personally watched her move it at least 4 different times, instead of leaving it in the safe like i told her to do. last week it culminated in the swinging of a chair and a screaming at, i did well i didn't even raise my voice to her when i told her to shut the fuck up and do what i tell you. she's pissed at me and my wife because i wont go over there every sunday for dinner and "chores" she fails to realize that i have a lifestyle different than her and my dad, she's also pissed that i wont drive her all over the place for stupid shit, and wont come over and chop wood, or do her plumbing, or wash her fucking house.......
what really pisses me of is her constant bad mouthing of my now dead father and every thing else under the sun...... i really think she's nuts.
at Christmas she made me take her to game stop at midnight to get a fucking wii then on Christmas day forgot to bring it over for daniel. then proceeded to freak out and start screaming that the "fucking weirdo kid" next door broke into her house and stole it..... yet left thousands of dollars worth of other stuff un disturbed.... my sister found it wrapped up and under the tree with a label on it...... then she refused to come back over for breakfast. :icon_roll
oh thursday is comming.....
jimmyjimjimz
09-05-2007, 11:43 PM
I don't know what a sociopath is, and no my parents aren't divorced.
is my mom crazy? She comes from a crazy family, so I'd say she's a little crazy, but isn't everyone a little crazy actually?
Glenn Dandy
09-05-2007, 11:46 PM
YES:icon_eek:
Hudson
09-05-2007, 11:55 PM
My mom is fucking crazy...she's convinced my dad is fucking his secretary...which is kinda gross cause that means we were nailing her in the same period of time. I moved to Montana so my sister is stuck with mom when my dad finally wises up and splits.
Hog's Big Ben
09-06-2007, 12:04 AM
x2
Why my dad puts up with it is beyond me.
x3.
GLENN_THE_TOOL
09-06-2007, 12:09 AM
neither. my mom's a corpse.
DeltaPin
09-06-2007, 12:14 AM
No & no
Tryaluckystrike
09-06-2007, 12:26 AM
CoRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRect on both counts! And for the record, they're both fucking nuts!
LiddyRules
09-06-2007, 12:54 AM
is my mom crazy? She comes from a crazy family, so I'd say she's a little crazy, but isn't everyone a little crazy actually? This is such a gay answer. If you have to give an answer like this, just be honest and say "no." And if the answer is yes, to hide it behind this statement kind of make you a momma's boy. Not only do you know without question if your mother is a fucking batshit crazy life-destroying cunt but you are happy to admit it. You want to scream it to people about how fucked in the head your mother is.
And the worst is it is hard to explain. With the exception of something like Stalker, most sociopathic mothers will put their child through the psychological ringer from the day you are torn from their womb. Unfortunately, you don't have the good "I was beaten" stories or the tales of neglect and abuse. You just have the tiny pieces that to everyone seem like nothing but when you add them into 24 years of domineering, paranoia-inducing hell, you'd want the fucking belt. Does she love you? Does she hate you? Does she even know what those terms mean?
My parents are still together and in them I honestly see a relationship I aim to replicate. I never once doubted their love and after over 25 years of marriage they still have whatever it is. They're terrible parents, both of them, I don't want to just put this on mother, my father is bad too. They're worthless, insignificant people. But they do have a good marriage.
norton23
09-06-2007, 05:29 AM
Parents divorced
Mom not a sociopath
reminds me of springer "henry you are NOT the father" ---don't know why
BeerBelly
09-06-2007, 05:52 AM
nothing to offer, my moms the best
madbam
09-06-2007, 07:51 AM
Parents are divorced...mom is very cool..dad is the sociopath
My folks are divorced. My mom now runs a porn shop, has fake tits and all my friends want to fuck her, it's rough being me. I am now a better person for getting all that off my shoulders.
krisko
09-06-2007, 08:09 AM
my parents divorced when i was 3 so it's pretty much normal for me. she's not a sociopath though
Ted the Poster
09-06-2007, 08:12 AM
My parents divorced when I was 19. And they're both very nice.
NoSurviivors
09-06-2007, 08:50 AM
My parents divorced a little over 10 years ago. My mother is a little neurotic, but no sociopath. My dad is out there, but overall he's not so bad.. they're both in their 60s. I can't wait till they get older & hopefully seenile so I can fuck with them.
WhiskeyWhispers
09-06-2007, 09:15 AM
Since my mother is a woman she is already 40% insane, the other 60% is all her.
My parents are equally fucked up, but in completely different ways. Together they form the ultimate in dysfunction.
My parents never officially got divorced, too expensive.
kimothee
09-06-2007, 09:25 AM
both
Freese
09-06-2007, 09:47 AM
My mother is a sociopath. My brother used to beat up me and my mother. I remember one time my brother gave her a nice karate kick to the stomach and down goes mom. DOWN GOES MOM! and yet. He is still the favorite son.
tonypop
09-06-2007, 10:28 AM
My parents divorced when I was 4. My mom has been married 3 times and my dad has been married 4. My mom is pretty normal. Her main problem would be her low self esteem issues but that seems to be getting better as she gets older. I guess the older she gets the less she gives a fuck. No complaints here.
HummerTuesdays
09-06-2007, 10:28 AM
Parents divorced when I was 2, and mom isn't so bad. I guess I'm lucky, but it took a lot of work to get to this point.
Stormrider666
09-06-2007, 04:53 PM
My parents are divorced, been like that since I was 8. The final nail in the coffin of their marriage and I woke up to see this, my mom pointing my dad's gun at him(he is a retired NYPD). My dad at time was an acholoic, he has been sober for over 10 years now. I think they were both equally blame for the dissolve of the marriage. However my mom, I wouldn't say she is sociopath, but she does have issues.
texxxman
09-06-2007, 05:12 PM
I don't know if my mom is crazy, but she went to the store in 1969. Haven't seen her since.
Maybe just bad with directions.
Carolina Kike
09-07-2007, 12:59 AM
My mother is 60. Jewish, from Brooklyn, and has textbook borderline personality disorder.
Trust me, I win.
Simby19
09-07-2007, 01:07 AM
This is a depressing thread.
LiddyRules
09-07-2007, 02:14 AM
My mother is 60. Jewish, from Brooklyn, and has textbook borderline personality disorder.
Trust me, I win.
Dude (dude dude dude dude), did you read this?
Divorced and 1 dead.Saw my mom stab my dad in the stomach and mom slit her wrists in a suicide attempt.No wonder I am so fucked up.
HairyButtCrack
09-07-2007, 03:01 AM
Divorced and both have passed away.
mendoman
09-07-2007, 10:38 AM
My mother was a saint! Parents divorced when I was 7, dad was an alcoholic bum who pissed away opportunities at brilliant careers. They are both dead now.
If my daughters answered this question about my wife.... yikes.
Bralio
09-07-2007, 11:06 AM
no and yes
demonseed
09-07-2007, 12:18 PM
My mother is 60. Jewish, from Brooklyn, and has textbook borderline personality disorder.
Trust me, I win.
Dude, are you my brother?
My parents are divroced, have been since I was 4. My mom is 60, Jewish, and can be a complete nutcase at times.
d0uche_n0zzle
09-07-2007, 12:21 PM
I've noticed that most older Jewish broads tend to be complete whack jobs, while their husbands (the ones who stay with them) tend to be completely pussy whipped tool bags.
What's up with that shit?
demonseed
09-07-2007, 12:26 PM
I've noticed that most older Jewish broads tend to be complete whack jobs, while their husbands (the ones who stay with them) tend to be completely pussy whipped tool bags.
What's up with that shit?
so true.. My dad divorved her in 1978, but her husband now is pussywhipped.
UsedLadBag
09-07-2007, 12:46 PM
Divorced. Mom is remarried, Dad hasn't even dated since they seperated in 1990 (at least not publicly). They do get along, the whole family still gets together for holidays. No sociopaths that I'm aware of...
Tryaluckystrike
09-07-2007, 12:58 PM
Dude, are you my brother?
My parents are divroced, have been since I was 4. My mom is 60, Jewish, and can be a complete nutcase at times.
:icon_eek: Feels like a family reunion in here! I'm in the same boat on all counts (although my parents separated when I was 9 and divorced when I was 16 even though there were no reconciliation attempts during those 7 years).
ppanda
09-08-2007, 01:32 AM
This discussion on the show made me seriously think I may be fuked up. My folks are not divorced and but never exhibited any passion in front of me and my brother (which is why I guess both my brother and I are not big on the PDF) but I can honestly say- never seen my dad even sent to the couch...actually makes me feel abnormal in this day and age.
CougarHunter
09-08-2007, 08:22 AM
When I was 5, my mother dropped me off at her parents house and said she needed to run errands, and would be back in an hour. I didn't see her again for about 5 years. Needless to say, needless to say, my parents are divorced. She apparantly packed up all her shit as well as quite a bit of my dad's and moved to Houston from Kansas City to be with some guy that my uncle worked with in the oil fields. My understanding is that they met just once before she pulled this shit. My parents were married 10 years when this happened.
She remarried at least twice that I am aware of. She moved back to Kansas when I was 14 and I saw her maybe 6 times a year until my grandparents died. I was willed their house. I got so pissed off the way my uncles and mother acted to each other over my grandparents stuff that I said fuck all this shit and never took possession of the house. I didn't want to live around those jackals anyway, and they all lived pretty close to my grandparents.
I haven't seen any of them for over 5 years now. I haven't recieved a phone call, letter, nothing in 5 years. Don't know what happened to the house, don't know if any of them are even alive. I doubt I'll ever hear from any of them again.
After her bullshit towards me, her only child, I don't see how she could be classified normal.
THE FEZ MAN
09-08-2007, 09:09 AM
you should have forced them to buy you out of every thing....
so to add to my mother's insanity........
as i put in my Fu mom thread, a few weeks ago she got into a small traffic accident, super small but i got her 991.00 from insurance to fix it (was the other guys fault) all she has done is bitch that i haven't fixed it yet. i tried to explain to her that i had to order the parts, and i was going to fix to during the weekend on my own time so the money for the labor would go to me and not have to run threw the shop, it was 420$ for the parts and the rest is my pay for the job...... not a penny from her pocket. thursday i tell her that the parts are done and painted and i need the car today to fix it, she then tells me that she wants to go to the shore this weekend (she was just there for a week and did nothing but bitch about it) then bitches that she has to buy a new gas log (she has a pellet stove but since im a shitty son and wont go get her pellets and fill the heater every two days im forcing her to have to buy the gas log :icon_roll) she then proceeded to tell me "why cant you cut the old lady a break..... im not paying you for the job, im running short on money" :icon_roll
now, i am in the process of selling my boat (was her and dad's, she gave it to me when my dad died) i am making a nice chunk of change off of it, but it is my boat, i dont like it and i need the money, i fix cars for a living i make my money fixing cars, i would be making 400$ from the insurance company for fixing her car....
the kicker is, she called me yesterday at work and asks me "should i buy another dog?" i almost smashed my phone:arrrh:
300$ for the dog + all the bull shit that goes with it......... she is insane... oh and i told her since she was too poor to pay me than buying a dog was a shitty idea, then i told her that i was fucking busy and hung up on her before i totally flipped out
wes mantooth
09-08-2007, 09:12 AM
My parents have been married for almost 50 years. My mom is sweet and my dad is a psycopath. I think Joe Kennedy was his hero because I have three older brothers and we were taught to compete at an insane level. When we were kids he'd always make everything into a competition between us. Winners were rewarded and losers were.....losers. Even today he does this with my nieces and nephews. It's funny to watch my sisters in-law get all wigged out watching my dad at work.
PSYCHOMARKFAN
09-08-2007, 03:15 PM
Unfortunately, my mom's now resting in peace but i'm pretty sure she would've been a sociopath.
Razor Roman
09-08-2007, 03:35 PM
Heck yes my mom is a sociopath. Thats why we love her!
striker
09-08-2007, 07:34 PM
she's dead, poor poor girl
my father on the other hand, is slowly driving me fucking batty
wetandstickyjim
09-09-2007, 04:27 PM
My parents divorced when I was 12. I'm 42 now. If they didn't get divorced I swear I would be rocking back and fourth in a pile of my own feces. Best thing that could've happened to me.
Of course they didn't have to blame ME for it, but hey, you move on.
No & No. But I have seen this situations a few times with my friends.
Hudson
09-09-2007, 08:29 PM
To add to my post, my mom is a recovering alcoholic, when she drank she was sometimes funny, but mostly tragic to watch..She once got into a fight with my teenage sister and my sister, rather than deal with her locked herself in her room, and my mom, in a rage beat on the locked hardwood door untill there was blood on the door. Another time while drunk, I was 12 and had a friend over for a sleep over and mom came in to kiss me good night and passed out across my bed, and it collapsed.
Post recovery was worse.. if you had a drink, you were an alcoholic... When I was in High School, she took the hinges off my door and took it in case I brought any "tramps" home, or if I was gonna have friends over to drink. Day After my 21st birthday I came home from college and a birthday celebration at the bars with my friends, hung over, and sweating booze...one whiff and I was put into a 48 hour mandatory detox/evaluation against my will. Every time I come home or she visits, she goes through my stuff looking for drugs or alcohol...mind you, I am 37 and No Drugs (not even aspirin) and drink only till inebrieation about twice a month.
I once asked my dad if he ever wanted to put a pillow over her face while she slept...his response: "more times than you know"
afizzel
09-09-2007, 09:36 PM
My mother is a crazy C, I have spent years in therapy and thousands of dollars to be able to say that.
I just had to get that out
There now I feel better
d0uche_n0zzle
09-09-2007, 09:46 PM
My mother is a crazy C, I have spent years in therapy and thousands of dollars to be able to say that.
I just had to get that out
There now I feel better
All women are CUNTS, some more, some less.
All MEN are ASSHOLES, some more, some less.
So it goes.
THE FEZ MAN
09-09-2007, 10:06 PM
oh since this is is alive....... well i fucked my self, yesterday i replaced the tailgate on my mothers Mini cooper..... her present to her self after my dad died. ive never done one before and every time you do a job for the first time you loose your ass, or in my case, forget something.....:icon_roll
i get a frantic call from her breakfast restaurant, saying that she cant open her trunk..... and she needs my sisters diploma from the trunk and the trunk wont open, and the trunk worked this morning and she needs to get into the trunk, and she has to meet my sister and the trunk wont open and why wont the trunk open.... i think you get the pitcher.
i drive over to the "restaurant" and try to open the trunk... well it wouldn't open.... fuck fuck fuck....
so i get the diploma and tell her that i will fix it today, so i waited around her house all day for her to come home to fix it, she gets home then tells me not to fix it today..... so i fix it, and it was totally my fault and i feel like an ass... of all the cars to fuck up on it had to be that one.what is totally ironic is part of the reason that i didn't fix it right was because i was rushing to get out of my shop, i don't like to be there on weekends. and of course mother had to get in at least 20 shots at me while i was fixing it for the second time... so now i married it.... fucking cars i hate fucking cars
smilin'_reaper
09-10-2007, 10:22 PM
This is a depressing thread.
Yeah. No actual killings or molestations. Where's the fun?
LucaBrazzi77
09-10-2007, 11:09 PM
I shit you not, my parents are EXACTLY like the Costanzas from Seinfeld. they communicate in yelling and venomous hatred. they cannot stand each other.
they just celebrated their 48th anniversary.
LucaBrazzi77
09-10-2007, 11:12 PM
My parents have been married for almost 50 years. My mom is sweet and my dad is a psycopath. I think Joe Kennedy was his hero because I have three older brothers and we were taught to compete at an insane level. When we were kids he'd always make everything into a competition between us. Winners were rewarded and losers were.....losers. Even today he does this with my nieces and nephews. It's funny to watch my sisters in-law get all wigged out watching my dad at work.
is that you Bill Burr...?
Creampier
09-11-2007, 12:41 AM
Complete opposite with me. My mother is one of the most down to earth, reasonable people I've ever dealt with. She's gotten me through some not so great times in my life. She puts up with and does so much shit for my helpless, bipolar, booze hounding, secretary chasing father and gets nothing in return for it! They are still together, probably because it's too expensive to divorce for both of them, and my mom hasn't been able to pin the infidelity on him (he clears his history on his web browser after EVERY use).
It's strange because my grandfather (father's father) is truly a man who I strive to be. He's a WWII vet and retired engineer, going on 85, who still walks 5 miles per day and hunts deer when the season comes around. He's been married to my grandmother for 59 years and they still love each other. He's a practicing Catholic who actually follows the guidelines of the religion and doesn't cram it down your throat. I learned everything I know from him!
My father goes to church and volunteers, and everyone loves him and kisses his ass. He could run for fucking mayor! He's that dementedly slick! We looked like a Norman Rockwell family on the surface for years when my sisters and I were kids. They all saw this happy church going family who's kids did well in school. They didn't see the emotional and verbal beatdowns my mother and sisters took when he drank too much, or forgot to take his medicine just for the hell of it. The last time he acted like a prick to me, I was 18, and we duked it out. I had him by the throat Homer Simpson style, and my sisters and mom finally dragged me off of him and subdued me. I was out of the house for about a week, was eventually invited back, and he hasn't fucked with me since. He tries to be my best bud now!
blotto98
09-12-2007, 10:00 AM
You talkin bout my Mama, mother fucker??
LilJimmiesMule
09-12-2007, 10:54 AM
Mom is an alcoholic, Went into treatment, got a power of attorney to sell the house and divorce my dad... The guy ended up selling all my parents stuff, keeping the money, and running. They are now divorced, hate eachother, and live in a one bedroom apartment together with an old crippled springer spaniel. She still drinks every day. Life is peachy.
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