Opie and Erocks Wedding gifts

[notalentassclwn]

What do you get a fancy man and a zilch for their weddings?:huh:

[Simby19]

Opie = furniture

E-rock = gift certificates to restaurants

[MDiaMAok]

opie: snuba lessons from mr. kelly


erock: nude opie pics made of cake

[SOS]

Opie: A soul

Erock: Opie as his Best Man.

[Tax Kuntz]

Marshmellows for everyone.

Opie can sit on them and E-Rock can simply eat them.

Maybe they can combine this somehow.

[notalentassclwn]

opie : a wedding cake to stomp on

erock: a new fridge

[Newmania]

Opie: An ab cruncher
E-rock: An ab cruncher

[South Jersey]

Marshmellows for everyone.

Opie can sit on them and E-Rock can simply eat them.

Maybe they can combine this somehow.

:clap::clap::clap: On the sig pic ;)

[King Jumungus]

Opie = Java Log for the Honeymoon

ERock- Jar of Mayonnaise

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Wait, Opie.....& Erock.....wedding? :idontknow:icon_eek:

[Pest in PDX]

A box of cocks for everyone!

[hawk4444]

Opie: A very fancy looking beaded necklace that he always wears. I love making them. *cough cough* (so he feels more comfortable when in his tux)

E-Rock: Some Trogans(climax control), A copy of his favorite book "rent boys", and lets all teach him how to make his own mayo. its all eggs whites mostly. (in reality he should get a very hefty sum to sears so he can buy himself a nice new refrigerator and enough left to buy himself and his fiance something nice that they want from sears. Sears is full of nice wedding gifts just let them choose)

happy hunting you guys. ^_^

[cokelogic]

A gift for Opie, hmm... What do you get for the man who hates everything?

[rustytrombone1]

for Opie....a vacuum

[647f]

Opie: A vintage Rolling Stones pinball machine & a phone call on the air from Don Geronimo

Erock: 2 bullet wounds to the upper torso & 1 bullet wound to the head

[pike]

Whatever you want to hear smashed on the air... dummies.

[O&APartyRock24]

Erock- a new body

[CM Mark]

Opie = Sledgehammer to smash all the other gifts

E-Rock = 55gallon drum of Mayo

[Dr. Hoffman]

I'm wondering what a lifetime supply of Mayo would cost?

[CM Mark]

I'm wondering what a lifetime supply of Mayo would cost?

For E-Rock, too much

[Shinebox2]

How about some comedic talent?

[UsedLadBag]

How about some comedic talent?

that was very hurtful.

[aahpandasrun]

Give them a mayo cake to share

[Joe Cabot]

Opie= Mousetraps & a pair of rollerblades.
E-Rock= Mouthwash, Toothpaste and a Toothbrush.

[WOWmagnet]

Opie = a good lawyer.

Erock = a shyster.

[meanmarv]

Opie = Wheelchair Fred as Best Man

Erock = one used Wheelchair Fred rubber dong with a peanut on the end.

[Baby Evil]

Opie: Bumpers for his bride's crib

E-Rock: Gift Certificate for an Attorney when he exceeds 15% of his current weight...ten days after his wedding.

[HUMMERJON]

Opie-a brand new "board" for our favorite board op
Eric-Talent for our favorite bore

[notalentassclwn]

Opie = Cinderella perfoms at the reception

Erock= extra coins for Chuck E Cheese games

[simoninnola]

you could just keep subscribing to xm and/or supporting the syndicated affiliates and not be all concerned with getting him a gift..

[notalentassclwn]

you could just keep subscribing to xm and/or supporting the syndicated affiliates and not be all concerned with getting him a gift..

lame.