Opie and Anthony Listening Thread - Sept 06,2007 Sam's Birf & Rob Bartlett in Studio!

[Deadbent]

Morning boys and ghouls.

[waa waa beeman]

good morning guys

[Natesac]

Jesus Christ... I've been trying to submit the Listening Thread for 15 minutes. Finally. Where the fuck is a DBA when you need one?


Good morning, you unoriginal douche.

Here is the appropriate title for this thread:

Opie & Anthony Listening Thread - Thu 9/6/07 - The 'April Fools in September' Show

[Dickieboy]

In early today ..this is a first .

[Sack of Chisels]

Mornin.

Jill is looking smokin' today. even through my crappy tv tuner.

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6867/jilllq0.jpg

[norton23]

morning everybody; Natesac, Sack of Chisels; dickieboy

[Deadbent]

I bring all my fine friends in the wackbag listening thread nothing but the hotness today.
(Be careful nate, the uncontrollable urge to spank it might arise)

http://www.tallrite.com/weblog/blogimages/refs2005/LostTsunaniGirl.jpg

and some girl on girl action (though their attire is a bit passe) :

http://www.lies.com/wp/images/god_hates_fags.jpg

[norton23]

Who are those girls? We don't need another o and a fan on that show where they bust perv's :)

[IsThatATrain ?]

See ya, Pavarotti :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[The Sarge]

Was that one of the kids wearin' those shirts? The aftermath of a good pummelin'

Mornin' PESTS!

happy "Phone Call Thursday".

[stillbornstew]

morning baggers!!!! :action-sm

just finished my navy advancement exam, 6 more months as an E5. WOOT WOOT!!!


hey there: Blaque Ninja, IsThatATrain ?, psycho_factor, The Sarge, Wharfe, WOWmagnet, Xyn

[cokelogic]

Mornin.

Jill is looking smokin' today. even through my crappy tv tuner.

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6867/jilllq0.jpgLet me get my 3D glasses.

[Xyn]

Morning

[Sack of Chisels]

stupid steve doesn't want to be on mic anymore after his beating?

[The Sarge]

morning baggers!!!! :action-sm

just finished my navy advancement exam, 6 more months as an E5. WOOT WOOT!!!

I'll find out in a week whether or not I made E-6. :icon_conf

[pure_waves]

morning...why the focus on sam 3 mins into the show?

[The Sarge]

morning...why the focus on sam 3 mins into the show?

It's the li'l kids birfday.

[stillbornstew]

I'll find out in a week whether or not I made E-6. :icon_conf

good luck brudduh ;)

[pure_waves]

It's the li'l kids birfday.

compelling radio!

his heads full of candy AND he eats like a kid!

[The Sarge]

What's the deal with the phones? It rang and rang....then promted me to enter age, gender via touch tone.

That crap

[cokelogic]

Sam would be better off using that whiffle bat in another challenge.

Which McDonalds playground is Sam going to have his birthday party.

[Blue Heeler]

Morning...dragging myself in today...

Hey Sam :hb:

[The Sarge]

Does this mean Sam can move on to Gerber "graduates" food?

[Blue Heeler]

The pinata should've been stuffed with chicken fingers and mac & cheese.

[Deadbent]

What's the deal with the phones? It rang and rang....then promted me to enter age, gender via touch tone.

That crap

wtf is that sarge? I've never heard that one before. (Then again, I haven't really bothered calling in since line of the day started, and TOOK OUT MY WDIL's!!!)


All I know, is that sam can't die quick enough.

[The Sarge]

wtf is that sarge? I've never heard that one before. (Then again, I haven't really bothered calling in since line of the day started, and TOOK OUT MY WDIL's!!!)


All I know, is that sam can't die quick enough.

Agreed. BTW...has the Gerber "graduates" food line been used already?

[Blue Heeler]

Hey, Ant sounds like Hoo Hoo now.

[cokelogic]

Sarge, who did the promo artwork for Pest Gaming? It's damn good.

[Deadbent]

Not sure about the gerber graduates line, we might need to consult one of the keep-track of it'ers...

It is funfact thursday afterall.
Someones bound to know

[cokelogic]

Fun Fact Thursday: Will Andrew call in?

[The Sarge]

Sarge, who did the promo artwork for Pest Gaming? It's damn good.

Ya know what? I don't remember. Seriously. I don't remember. Sorry to have the Reagan-ess answer for that.

[OxBabygirlxO]

morning everyone ;)

[Blue Heeler]

Here's a fun fact: The MNF trucks are already here in downtown Cincinnati.

WHO DEY!

[cokelogic]

morning everyone ;)Wow, two days in a row. Does this mean you've been traded to WB like Friday? Morning.

[OxBabygirlxO]

Wow, two days in a row. Does this mean you've been traded to WB like Friday? Morning.

traded???? i was on wb first .... i havent been on boards in months i just rarley post ;)

[The Sarge]

Here's a fun fact: The MNF trucks are already here in downtown Cincinnati.

WHO DEY!

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6074/maddenzi0.png (http://imageshack.us)

[stillbornstew]

morning everyone ;)

hey sweetie. morning/afternoon. ;)

[stillbornstew]

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6074/maddenzi0.png (http://imageshack.us)

ass. :clap: :clap: :clap: :action-sm

[cokelogic]

traded???? i was on wb first .... i havent been on boards in months i just rarley post ;)I guess that was a joke that got started while you were over on Paltalk. Never the less, welcome back.

[moegolden]

In terri schiavo's case - I guess god felt like eating some french fries with that big old potato?

[moegolden]

shit!
bill clinton cuts ahead of roland....

Ol' Roland had to be a muttering mess, even with no microphone in sight.

[Deadbent]

traded???? i was on wb first .... i havent been on boards in months i just rarley post ;)

I'm just sooo glad you're not Hillarythegreat :D

[OxBabygirlxO]

I guess that was a joke that got started while you were over on Paltalk. Never the less, welcome back.

hehehehee ok well i always been on pt ;)

[Blue Heeler]

Wow, kinda early to be a jerk...or was this posted out of roid rage, I hear that's how they roll in San Francisco*

[moegolden]

we need a photoshop of rolling shitting himself with clinton giving the thumbs up

[Deadbent]

we need a photoshop of rolling shitting himself with clinton giving the thumbs up

You know, out of alllll the things I could imagine needing, that sir, would not remotely be one of them. :icon_mrgr

[cokelogic]

I'm just sooo glad you're not Hillarythegreat :DI never got to be tricked by Hillary, but I love that gag. I think there's going to be a new Hillary soon, someone is pumping up the name Pinchy in the off topic section.

And not our Pinchy, some new Pinchy.

[RickMcCrank47]

Represent '83!!!! Sam's a pimp! Happy Birfday!

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x185/RickMcCrank47/0906070619.jpg

[stillbornstew]

hi there friday. feeling better?:action-sm

[moegolden]

angelina has a penthouse in the essex house....i think the boys may even be able to peek into that building from one of their studios

[Friday]

morning baggers!!!! :action-sm

just finished my navy advancement exam, 6 more months as an E5. WOOT WOOT!!!


hey there: Blaque Ninja, IsThatATrain ?, psycho_factor, The Sarge, Wharfe, WOWmagnet, Xyn

awww congrats sweetie!

Being in Paltalk is overwhelming.

Hi douchebags! :action-sm

[moegolden]

stupid roland....put clinton on your myspace....
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=37768690

even if he didn't take a pic....he should have begged every one in starbucks

[Deadbent]

I never got to be tricked by Hillary, but I love that gag. I think there's going to be a new Hillary soon, someone is pumping up the name Pinchy in the off topic section.

And not our Pinchy, some new Pinchy.

Yeah, I caught that hehe...




It won't be as fun the second time around though.

[cokelogic]

According to my dream analysis, it means you Jimmy is gay for Opie.

[norton23]

omg norton dreams= more gooder bit

[RickMcCrank47]

:arrrh::arrrh::arrrh::arrrh:

[Blue Heeler]

Who in the hell would swipe a CC in a cab? It sounds like an easy way to get your number stolen.

[norton23]

Who in the hell would swipe a CC in a cab? It sounds like an easy way to get your number stolen.

:action-sm

[English Gent]

Christ, guys, I'm sorry: I slept in and wasn't here to be the backbone of this thread. I don't know how this thread kept going but, hell, thank God I'm here now, huh?

[English Gent]

Who in the hell would swipe a CC in a cab? It sounds like an easy way to get your number stolen.

Racialist!

[RickMcCrank47]

everything falls at 9.8ft/sec(sq).....

[Blue Heeler]

Racialist!

Hey, that's a fun fact!

[Sack of Chisels]

Ant must have been watching the new "The Universe" program on history channel

[cokelogic]

Christ, guys, I'm sorry: I slept in and wasn't here to be the backbone of this thread. I don't know how this thread kept going but, hell, thank God I'm here now, huh?Did you hit the snooze alarm and roll back into your coffin?:icon_mrgr

[madbam]

Mornin y'all....Hotness for Thursday:

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/8384/46db1ef90e7d9pn2.jpg

[RickMcCrank47]

Thank you Professors Hughes and Cumia

[Blue Heeler]

everything falls at 9.8ft/sec(sq).....

meters, not feet

[RickMcCrank47]

meters, not feet

damn it, i suck...:hamm:

[norton23]

In what appears to be a pioneering move for the satellite airwaves, the latest bit on the XM satellite radio 'Opie & Anthony Show' has listeners conducting graphic and uncensored phone sex. There are plans to extend the bit as its own show every Saturday night on the XM High Voltage Channel 202, reports the program's fan group O&A Army.


FUN FACT!

[stillbornstew]

morning bam. great loki's here woot woot. where's the fucking tea and chips.
:action-sm

[cokelogic]

Mornin y'all....Hotness for Thursday:

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/8384/46db1ef90e7d9pn2.jpgMorning Bam.

Wow, every once in a while, the is a pic of a girl that make you rethink how hot, hot can be. This is one of those girls.

[RickMcCrank47]

In what appears to be a pioneering move for the satellite airwaves, the latest bit on the XM satellite radio 'Opie & Anthony Show' has listeners conducting graphic and uncensored phone sex. There are plans to extend the bit as its own show every Saturday night on the XM High Voltage Channel 202, reports the program's fan group O&A Army.


FUN FACT!

:qft:

[Cromwell]

Mornin' baggers. :action-sm

So - are we invited to FH Rileys this Friday for the batchelor party or not? :rolleyes:

Steven S. From Bayshore - let us all know! :icon_cool

[RickMcCrank47]

Astrologist Jimmy!

[cokelogic]

Mornin' baggers. :action-sm

So - are we invited to FH Rileys this Friday for the batchelor party or not? :rolleyes:

Steven S. From Bayshore - let us all know! :icon_coolMorning Crom.

And I'll have to RSVP that I wont be attending, since I live in Illinois.;)

[Deadbent]

heyyo CromWELLLLLLL

[moegolden]

great moment in woody allen's deconstructing harry

woody:
"Do you know what a black hole is?"
prostitute:
"it's how i make my living."

[madbam]

Morning Bam.

Wow, every once in a while, the is a pic of a girl that make you rethink how hot, hot can be. This is one of those girls.

Yes..I found a new cornucopia of hotness to pull from

[madbam]

morning bam. great loki's here woot woot. where's the fucking tea and chips.
:action-sm

Sup dude..congrats on your exam results..

[RickMcCrank47]

Ant - what will mankind do...??

i dunno, ask the birfday boy to call up ol' Mick Foley...

[stillbornstew]

morning crom.

thanks bam, but i didn't get advanced, it's a test to see if they'll promote me. but my rate(job) is overmanned so it's unlikely. appreciate the support tho fellah. :p oh NIIIIICE hotness this mornin' ty.

[cokelogic]

O&A: "We look like Assholes right now, man"

[Cromwell]

Morning Crom.

And I'll have to RSVP that I wont be attending, since I live in Illinois.;)

Yes, I'm well aware of where you live.

However, you make up for it by spreading your talents far and wide throughout the show.

I trust you'll be at your hero E-rock's wedding though :icon_mrgr


heyyo CromWELLLLLLL


Heya, Deadbent. :action-sm

[GoCamels]

Mornin' Baggers. We are in the process of digging up the sand at the very spot Opie proposed, and selling it at MyRadioStore.com.

[cokelogic]

Booby Chew was backed by Steve, as he swears it's real.

[Deadbent]

1ytCEuuW2_A

[Friday]

Mornin' baggers. :action-sm

So - are we invited to FH Rileys this Friday for the batchelor party or not? :rolleyes:

Steven S. From Bayshore - let us all know! :icon_cool

IM from Opie: you're all invited except that Cromwell. He just sucks! :action-sm

[cokelogic]

Someone should let Danny know there's a great commercial out there for "Opps, I crapped my pants". It's so out there, I can't believe it's real.

[stillbornstew]

alright baggers. we close shop early today, so i'm heading home to actually LISTEN to the live show. see you guys in a few. :action-sm

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Just in....The Sun's still big and yellow.

[English Gent]

Mornin' Baggers. We are in the process of digging up the sand at the very spot Opie proposed, and selling it at MyRadioStore.com.

Yuck. Digging up a shithole - not nice.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

The hook is the last few seconds when the announcer says "...now available for boys" ...see what happens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24f1x5KNf4E

[Deadbent]

The hook is the last few seconds when the announcer says "...now available for boys" ...see what happens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24f1x5KNf4E

I didn't see the 6 year old poking its head up and knocking over the table, but I saw the table.

[GoCamels]

Yuck. Digging up a shithole - not nice.

That's just hurtful...:(

[Ned the Nanite]

Mornin' loyal listen-aters, it's Mr. Late To The Party. :action-sm

[Deadbent]

They'll come to chicago right after they visit those wild west looking towns in mancow country.

[cokelogic]

"We gotta go to Chicago" -Opie

Ooooooo!

[cokelogic]

Clinton cut the line, like that SNL bit with Phil Hartman as Bill in McDonalds.

[prozac]

wtf is that sarge? I've never heard that one before. (Then again, I haven't really bothered calling in since line of the day started, and TOOK OUT MY WDIL's!!!)


All I know, is that sam can't die quick enough.

Hey buddy....I agree that WDIL was a great time to call in..btw you were good at that....

and SAM...yes he should die soon.

Your still a funny sarcastic bastard Deadbent.

[Cromwell]

IM from Opie: you're all invited except that Cromwell. He just sucks! :action-sm

That was mean-spirited and hurtful

(Hiya, Frideeeeee)! :action-sm

[pure_waves]

Mornin y'all....Hotness for Thursday:

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/8384/46db1ef90e7d9pn2.jpg

that was one of your finest postings sir

[Deadbent]

Hahaha Roland.

[Cromwell]

Pavarotti sounds like Foundry Music Steve!

Ugh - Roland - my ears! my ears!

[Deadbent]

Hey buddy....I agree that WDIL was a great time to call in..btw you were good at that....

and SAM...yes he should die soon.

Your still a funny sarcastic bastard Deadbent.

PROZAC!!!

How ya been buddy boy?

Long time no See!

[cokelogic]

The lost Terry Schiavo audio

[fuckwit]

roland should be euthanized

[Mobo]

Morning Baggers! Roland is the new member of the Three Tin-ears.

[pure_waves]

somewhere, for some reason, an opera lover has shuddered

[Ned the Nanite]

somewhere, for some reason, an opera lover has shuddered

I think everyone who heard that shuddered.

[Awful Me]

Yay me!

[Deadbent]

I saw pavarotti live once, and ... everyone was crying. I didn't know why at the time. I do now.

[stillbornstew]

back guys. what did i miss?

too bad i didn't miss the singing.
.
holy jesus palamino. :icon_eek:

[cokelogic]

Awful Me gets http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

[Mobo]

Yay me!

Not bad.........for a TROLL!!!!! :action-sm

[Puffy_McScrote]

Good morning, fuckers.

[cokelogic]

back guys. what did i miss?

too bad i didn't miss the singing.
.
holy jesus palamino. :icon_eek:Bill Clinton cut Roland in line for coffee and said nothing to the former president of the United States of America.

[Awful Me]

Not bad.........for a TROLL!!!!! :action-sm

I am only a part time Troll ;)

[cokelogic]

I am only a part time Troll ;)I thought you'd be more of an Oath.







*not a misspell, but a Vos call back.

[madbam]

that was one of your finest postings sir
Thanks man

[stillbornstew]

Bill Clinton cut Roland in line for coffee and said nothing to the former president of the United States of America.

why would he? :arrrh: the stuttering douche can't even descibe a movie, could you see him trying to converse coherently w/ a former CIC. would have been great fodder for you to make an film about.

god, could you imagine that audio?

[Puffy_McScrote]

This CK plug is... ugh. Funny, but ugh...

[Blue Heeler]

This CK plug is... ugh. Funny, but ugh...

Funny the first time, now just disturbing.

[whitebeard]

Morning to all; Awful Me, Blue Heeler, cokelogic, Cromwell, Deadbent, digiman66, fuckwit, GoCamels, jbta24, jlfrench, Lillibaby, lokimanahan, madbam, Ned the Nanite, psycho_factor, Puffy_McScrote, pure_waves, Radioguy, RobeSoup&Tears, stillbornstew, universalremobo



Got an idea for a bit

www.marryourdaughter.com

[whitebeard]

Sam's Birfday? Fishsticks and tatter tots for lunch? Carvel Ice cream cake afterwards

[krisko]

mornin boys and girls, i slept in again, i'm sorry :(

[Sack of Chisels]

didn't bartlett post here?

[fuckwit]

that shutin in jersey comment was hurtful. i dont like this guy

[FAZ8218]

Mornin baggers.

[cokelogic]

[angry typing guy] Uhhhh! Did anyone notice how Opie mentioned FBA before Wackbag!!!!:icon_mrgr

[whitebeard]

Imus is on O and A?

[Angelfuck]

mornin buddies :action-sm

Mornin baggers.
hiya faz :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

mornin boys and girls, i slept in again, i'm sorry :(

morning babycakes. :action-sm second day in a row. you been getting some?

[Puffy_McScrote]

mornin boys and girls, i slept in again, i'm sorry :(

Mornin'.
Rough night?

[cokelogic]

Morning Krisko and Angel.

[English Gent]

Got an idea for a bit

www.marryourdaughter.com

That is fucking disturbing. At first, I thought that it was just some fun site, and that it wasn't about really marrying, but..........wow.........

[Stig]

Good morning.
I slept late also. Speculate, speculate... :rolleyes:

[stillbornstew]

mornin buddies :action-sm


hiya faz :action-sm

morning girl :p

hi faz and whitebeard.

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooo hi guys.....Football starts tonight annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd The Colts play. I'm a very happy boy! :D

[krisko]

morning babycakes. :action-sm second day in a row. you been getting some?

i'm always getting some :) but i just started school so i'm a little drained

[whitebeard]

Loki, just read the testimonial's page.

Jimmy's cringe humor.....

[FAZ8218]

oooooo hi guys.....Football starts tonight annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd The Colts play. I'm a very happy boy! :D
FOOTBALL!!! :icon_mrgr One of the many things I love about fall.

[fuckwit]

That is fucking disturbing. At first, I thought that it was just some fun site, and that it wasn't about really marrying, but..........wow.........


there are some decent bargains

Cheyenne B.
Age: 16,
Location: Northwest

Bride Price:
$5,995

[krisko]

Good morning.
I slept late also. Speculate, speculate... :rolleyes:


quick start a thread

[Angelfuck]

Good morning.
I slept late also. Speculate, speculate... :rolleyes:

I guess we're all just a bunch of lazy larrys today :p

the question of the day... who's going to be late to work
:action-sm

[stillbornstew]

i'm always getting some :) but i just started school so i'm a little drained

drained. *snicker*


GO SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!


fuck sharpton.

[Stig]

Got an idea for a bit

www.marryourdaughter.com

Oh...my...god... :icon_eek:

I want them all.
But seriously, folks; let's all chip in and buy one for Jimmy.

[whitebeard]

Tony Snow without the cancer.....Nice

[krisko]

drained. *snicker*


GO SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!


fuck sharpton.

perv


GO LIONS!!!!


x2

[fuckwit]

Monique H.
Age: 14,
Location: Southeast

Bride Price:
$5,995

Monique is a bit of a dreamer and an idealist who wants to write great novels that will change how people think and treat each other. A missionary at heart she wants to go to the worst places in the world and make them better and she wants to do this at the side of a husband who feels the same way and wants to do the same things.
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/images/stories/daughters/1349698.jpg


how did you find this site?

[cokelogic]

DOs:
Be romantic! This is a marriage proposal, not a business transaction
Explain why you have chosen this particular daughter to marry out of all the others
Detail what you are looking for in a wife – what you expect out of a life-partner, the qualities that are important to you.
Describe what kind of life you would be able to provide for a wife


DON’Ts:
Do not be sexual or sexually explicit in any way.
Do not describe the Daughter’s body other than to say things like “pretty” or “beautiful smile.”
Do not specify contact info – we will provide your form to your prospective bride’s family and it is up to them to contact you either through us or directly. It is fine to write in general terms such as “northeast” or “southwest.”
Do not specify your age, except in a range such as “20s, 30s, 40s, 50s” etc.
Do not specify your income save as above in terms of what you would be able to provide
Do not include or attach a photo (you can’t anyway) – the Daughter may ask you for a photo or not, at her discretion.
Don’t include your full name.
Do not propose to multiple Daughters or all your proposals will be rejected.


Someone thinks they can get by pedophile laws with this funny nonsense.

[Stig]

I think it's ok if Anne Coulter calls John Edwards a fag. She's awful, but you have to admit - he really IS a fag.

[whitebeard]

I was on another site I visit, an auto web site. One of the guy's came out with 'The downfall of America as we know it' and put this in.

I was just amazed that this was happening, then turned on the testimonial page. The page alone is a half hour worth of time.

[Blue Heeler]

i'm always getting some :) but i just started, so [you] doesn't have to worry!

Fixed.

[English Gent]

White people are so scared of black people...........

[Blue Heeler]

I think it's ok if Anne Coulter calls John Edwards a fag. She's awful, but you have to admit - he really IS a fag.

Anne Coulter says all that to show the double standard. Dems can say whatever they want, but if a Republican says the same thing, they have to apologize and lose their job.

[stillbornstew]

wow, is it even surprising. testimonials from the marry our daughter site:




"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.


"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


:icon_eek:

[fuckwit]

“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14

these testimonials have to be fake but still good

you think this site is run by nigerians who collect the 90k for the bride then disappear?

[stillbornstew]

Fixed.


http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/106828.jpg

[norton23]

I guess we're all just a bunch of lazy larrys today :p

the question of the day... who's going to be late to work
:action-sm


Barley made it today,,,just one of those days:action-sm

[Deadbent]

Not many guests are actual faithful listeners of the show.

Rob rules.



(morning my darlins, angel and krisko

Stiggy too, everybody else)

[FAZ8218]

the question of the day... who's going to be late to work
:action-sm
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Mobo]

Barley made it today

Good! Now we can make home made beer!

[Angelfuck]

these testimonials have to be fake but still good

you think this site is run by nigerians who collect the 90k for the bride then disappear?

yeah really... hes ok but at least my parents got a new car and finally got to go to vegas "whaa"

[Blue Heeler]

http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/106828.jpg


I get 2 more right? :action-sm

[Awful Me]

White people are so superior to black people...........

Thats better.

[Angelfuck]

Not many guests are actual faithful listeners of the show.

Rob rules.

(morning my darlins, angel and krisko

Stiggy too, everybody else)

mornin stud, blaaaze :cool3:

[barjockey]

Morning B-b-b0ys

[fuckwit]

Those proposals are gunna go unanswered boys, sorry.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/4767/

[Stig]

White people are so scared of black people...........

The only thing black people work hard at is keeping it that way.

[cokelogic]

I get 2 more right? :action-smOf course, if we had a zero tolerance policy, Natesac would have been long gone.:action-sm


and he's not even hear now to fight back. Bwa-haha!

[Mobo]

Those proposals are gunna go unanswered boys, sorry.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/4767/

Snopes.com has a page on it and they're even up in the air about whether or not it's legit. They say the site raises some red flags, but on a site such as this, some of things that are to be expected.

GAME ON!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

today is going too slow.......

[whitebeard]

Ok, so I suck.....

Still found it horrifically funny.

[fuckwit]

Snopes.com has a page on it and they're even up in the air about whether or not it's legit. They say the site raises some red flags, but on a site such as this, some of things that are to be expected.

GAME ON!!!!

yeh i just saw that reading it now

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp

[Stig]

Snopes.com has a page on it and they're even up in the air about whether or not it's legit. They say the site raises some red flags, but on a site such as this, some of things that are to be expected.

GAME ON!!!!

Did you quote that, or did you post it on both sites?

[Stig]

Those proposals are gunna go unanswered boys, sorry.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/4767/

This information would have been very useful...
SEVEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY FIVE DOLLARS AGO!

Fuck! :icon_evil






:haha7:

[Dr. Hoffman]

Morning baggers! How is everyone on this Thursdee?

[Mobo]

Did you quote that, or did you post it on both sites?

Quoted.....I'm not words with putting good together like that.

[cokelogic]

Those proposals are gunna go unanswered boys, sorry.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/4767/Nooooo! I really felt a connection with Hailey.

I will never meet my soul mate. Then again, she was out of my price range. I would have had to go with the knock model, Alyssa.

[cokelogic]

Morning baggers! How is everyone on this Thursdee?Morning Homan

[stillbornstew]

Morning baggers! How is everyone on this Thursdee?

morning hom, hoffma........HI YOU!!!!!!!! :action-sm

[barjockey]

Dont worry the N-word will be born again.

[Mobo]

Dont worry the N-word will be born again.

There is.....another...

http://home9.inet.tele.dk/molleman/yoda.jpg

[Awful Me]

When Opie asked what Bartlett Missed, i thought he was gonna turn off his mic.

[stillbornstew]

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! jimmy floundered. been a while. :clap:

[madbam]

Morning B-b-b0ys

Love the sigpic...Jets season ticket holder ova here:action-sm

[Stig]

Morning baggers! How is everyone on this Thursdee?

Mornin' Hoffmeister.

[Chester'sLiver]

btw my favorite story of the day:
http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/09/06/jenna-fischer-is-back-on-the-market/

:D

[barjockey]

I love the Baldwin rant

[Redding]

the homerun call was phils radio announcer scott franski

[Blue Heeler]

Voss? "Sleep is underrated"

[norton23]

Love the sigpic...Jets season ticket holder ova here:action-sm

Sorry to hear that

[Stig]

btw my favorite story of the day:
http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/09/06/jenna-fischer-is-back-on-the-market/

:D
Cute!
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolpolltool/jenna-fischer-sexy-time

[krisko]

Not many guests are actual faithful listeners of the show.

Rob rules.



(morning my darlins, angel and krisko

Stiggy too, everybody else)

yay! hi sweetie, i've been in and out this morning (yes i said in and out) i had to go jump start my mom's car :(

[Dr. Hoffman]

This is Roland singing this?

:haha7:

[FAZ8218]

Off to work. Ciao bastards.

Pats suck Norton23, lets go Jets.

[Chester'sLiver]

Off to work. Ciao bastards.

Pats suck Norton23, and so do the Jets.

C-YA! :action-sm

[whitebeard]

Sing It You Bitch!!!!!!

Harder..from The Diaphragm!!!!!

[krisko]

i love that roland even ends the phrases of this song in a question

[Blue Heeler]

Dear God, I pray for Ecstacy of THE gold...get Roland off the air!

[Chester'sLiver]

i love that roland even ends the phrases of this song in a question

I laughed really hard at "Deliciousness"

[krisko]

I laughed really hard at "Deliciousness"

ha me too :haha7:

[Mobo]

I'd like to pick up a bottle of "Deliciousness". With just a hint of tuna and cigars.

[madbam]

Ok so my son is on his way to the first day of Kindergarten on the bus...he was all excited until the bus doors opened up and then he burst into tears...my wife had to carry him on and put him in the seat...I'm sure he will be fine but he is a sensitive little guy just like his dad...ok I'm ready for the bashing now...

[krisko]

Ok so my son is on his way to the first day of Kindergarten on the bus...he was all excited until the bus doors opened up and then he burst into tears...my wife had to carry him on and put him in the seat...I'm sure he will be fine but he is a sensitive little guy just like his dad...ok I'm ready for the bashing now...

i would burst into tears too, have you heard what they do to little kids on buses? :action-sm

[Stig]

i would burst into tears too, have you heard what they do to little kids on buses? :action-sm

If you're going to demonstrate, I'd like to volunteer...:action-sm


Bam, you should've packed the li'l guy some morning hotness to show his friends, just like Daddy does. He'd be the most popular lad in class.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Ok so my son is on his way to the first day of Kindergarten on the bus...he was all excited until the bus doors opened up and then he burst into tears...my wife had to carry him on and put him in the seat...I'm sure he will be fine but he is a sensitive little guy just like his dad...ok I'm ready for the bashing now...

You tell that little pussy that boys don't cry! :action-sm

[norton23]

Ok so my son is on his way to the first day of Kindergarten on the bus...he was all excited until the bus doors opened up and then he burst into tears...my wife had to carry him on and put him in the seat...I'm sure he will be fine but he is a sensitive little guy just like his dad...ok I'm ready for the bashing now...


well he is the son of a j e t s fan

[Chester'sLiver]

Ok so my son is on his way to the first day of Kindergarten on the bus...he was all excited until the bus doors opened up and then he burst into tears...my wife had to carry him on and put him in the seat...I'm sure he will be fine but he is a sensitive little guy just like his dad...ok I'm ready for the bashing now...

that happens to a lot of kids...I won't poke fun sir...

[Mobo]

Ok so my son is on his way to the first day of Kindergarten on the bus...he was all excited until the bus doors opened up and then he burst into tears...my wife had to carry him on and put him in the seat...I'm sure he will be fine but he is a sensitive little guy just like his dad...ok I'm ready for the bashing now...

Only fags have kids with their wives.

[Arch Stanton]

I love when they play my song.

Hiya pals!

[King Jumungus]

i would burst into tears too, have you heard what they do to little kids on buses? :action-sm

Very good call

[Stig]

that happens to a lot of kids...I won't poke fun sir...

It still happens to Chester. :icon_roll

[Mobo]

"You can act like a man! <slap!> What's a matter with you?"

[Chester'sLiver]

It still happens to Chester. :icon_roll

yes, many kids cry when I put them back on the bus....but to be fair I can't blame them..

[Arch Stanton]

Tellin' it like it is....Tellin' it like it is

[PartyRock24]

cant you drive the poor kid???

[Redding]

HAHA bartlett is Bawxofwine!

[Arch Stanton]

Never heard of bauxofwine
(sp)

[krisko]

"You can act like a man! <slap!> What's a matter with you?"

your so topical with your avatars :)

[meanmarv]

Ok so my son is on his way to the first day of Kindergarten on the bus...he was all excited until the bus doors opened up and then he burst into tears...my wife had to carry him on and put him in the seat...I'm sure he will be fine but he is a sensitive little guy just like his dad...ok I'm ready for the bashing now...

Is his name Forrest?

[Stig]

Rob's profile (http://www.wackbag.com/member.php?u=30785)
He has only two...TWO???...two posts.

[Dr. Hoffman]

HAHA bartlett is Bawxofwine!

Be Pming! Beeee Pminnnnnggggg!!!!!

[krisko]

i wonder what part he plays in Chicago? i'm guessing he plays Amos....any guesses? (it doesn't make you gay if you know the characters, it makes you fez)

[Chapel]

there's like 10 people with variants of 'box o wine'

[Mobo]

your so topical with your avatars :)

thanks....it's the most I contribute to the board most days.

[Wilmington WOW]

lol rob was in the listening thread in 4/06

[Lillibaby]

Was wondering...who's doing the KROCK show rundown now that Dukes is gone?

[Redding]

Bartletts wackbag profile (http://wackbag.com/search.php?searchid=1781432)

[stillbornstew]

NICE CL!!!! :clap:

[cokelogic]

Did someone use my name to IF in? I didn't IF in that request.

But, hey cool. Audio on the radio.

[pure_waves]

i dont know if anyone mentioned this, but i want mr. barlett on the show every day.

barlett for 4th mike! hes fucking great.

[Chester'sLiver]

NICE CL!!!! :clap:

What did I do? "whaa"


oooooooooooooooh CokeLogic....

[krisko]

steve from bayshore got ant his cat jackjack? i had noooo idea :)

[Arch Stanton]

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[Arch Stanton]

Did someone use my name to IF in? I didn't IF in that request.

But, hey cool. Audio on the radio.

It is the only way I can tolerate that song.

[Stig]

Did someone use my name to IF in? I didn't IF in that request.

But, hey cool. Audio on the radio.

That's pretty much what the radio is for, sir. If you think that's cool, you should check out television.

[krisko]

i wonder what part he plays in Chicago? i'm guessing he plays Amos....any guesses? (it doesn't make you gay if you know the characters, it makes you fez)

fine fuckers don't play along :(

[cokelogic]

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Find all threads started by BoxO'WineHe said it was spelled differently, so the screen name is Bawxawine (http://wackbag.com/member.php?u=30785)

[Arch Stanton]

That's pretty much what the radio is for, sir. If you think that's cool, you should check out television.

It killed the radio star, that's for sure

[English Gent]

Ok so my son is on his way to the first day of Kindergarten on the bus...he was all excited until the bus doors opened up and then he burst into tears...my wife had to carry him on and put him in the seat...I'm sure he will be fine but he is a sensitive little guy just like his dad...ok I'm ready for the bashing now...

Good God, your son's a faggot. Tell him that from me, will ya?

[Mobo]

fine fuckers don't play along :(

It would be cool if he played Little Mary Sunshine, but probably not. If he's a main character, it's got to be Amos.

I'll out myself for cleavage like that!

[stillbornstew]

What did I do? "whaa"


oooooooooooooooh CokeLogic....

collect ecchymosis from a swift kick after you wrongfully stole a meal. :action-sm

[krisko]

It would be cool if he played Little Mary Sunshine, but probably not. If he's a main character, it's got to be Amos.

I'll out myself for cleavage like that!

yay! not knowing broadway shows' characters is for queers!!

[cokelogic]

That's pretty much what the radio is for, sir. If you think that's cool, you should check out television.:haha7: Good point, sir.

[Arch Stanton]

He said it was spelled differently, so the screen name is Bawxawine (http://wackbag.com/member.php?u=30785)


Heh, looked for that, missed it. Not much of as difference anyway.

[Stig]

Having Rob on the show is like having one of us on the show. Except he's funny.

[Arch Stanton]

10 pages by now. Is this the trend lately for this listening thread?

[Chester'sLiver]

4 rights make a left...

[Stig]

4 rights make a left...

3 rights make a left. 4 rights make straight ahead.
Or cruising for prostitutes, if you're driving a Saturn.

[Chester'sLiver]

3 rights make a left. 4 rights make straight ahead.
Or cruising for prostitutes.

yes but wasn't the bit "4 rights make a left". I thought it was.. "whaa"

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Morning campers...trains are a mess. Probably due to the taxi strike.

Ron Bartlet's in...nice. He too does a great Tyson.

[Stig]

yes but wasn't the bit "4 rights make a left". I thought it was.. "whaa"

No, Stupid.


:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

then the egg is on my face.....at least I hope thats egg..

[nofate301]

No, Stupid.


:action-sm
you pieces of trash!

i'm bored

[moegolden]

these characters in norton's personal life are insane

[krisko]

so i take it since jimmy mentions his girlfriend in every other sentence that they are back together? winky eye ;)

[Chester'sLiver]

so i take it since jimmy mentions his girlfriend in every other sentence that they are back together? winky eye ;)

maybe/maybe not...I fucked my ex for another month after we broke up...:icon_cool


but yes it sounds like they are back together..

[krisko]

loooord won't you buy me a mercedes benz

[stillbornstew]

god damn, now i have to dig up the old bits of ants mom. :D

[Stig]

then the egg is on my face.....at least I hope thats egg..

Taste it. :icon_cool

[cokelogic]

so i take it since jimmy mentions his girlfriend in every other sentence that they are back together? winky eye ;)I'm getting that too. Good for him. He's happy with her.

[Cromwell]

Poor Anthony.

His dysfunctional family upbringing - he never had a chance.

[Friday]

hi again!

home today... feeling awful - i love migraines..........:(

[cokelogic]

Ant's father called him an illiterate faggot.

[Wilmington WOW]

lol - 9:45 on thursday he finally said it

[cokelogic]

hi again!

home today... feeling awful - i love migraines..........:(Have you tried walking it off?

[meanmarv]

hi again!

home today... feeling awful - i love migraines..........:(

Looking at to many PC screens?

[krisko]

Taste it. :icon_cool

hot

[Chester'sLiver]

I think Opie's anger come from margiren and sugar sandwiches and making out with his grandmother.

Taste it. :icon_cool
Fuck, I hate salt on my eggs....wait a minute.. :icon_eek:

[Cromwell]

Oh, yeah

Hi:

Cromwell, barjockey, Blue Heeler, Chester'sLiver, cokelogic, Deadbent, Dr.Knockboots, EvilHomerJ666, Friday, fuckwit, Hoffman, kimothee, King Jumungus, krisko, Lillibaby, lokimanahan, meanmarv, moegolden, Ned the Nanite, nofate301, Puffy_McScrote, Redding, RobeSoup&Tears, Stig, stillbornstew, universalremobo, Wilmington WOW


:)

[stillbornstew]

this is creepy.


hi friday. did you you work out? :action-sm

[krisko]

Ant's father called him an illiterate faggot.

GLAAD called and wanted to meet with him...

[Stig]

hot

That's my job, ma'am. :action-sm

[Friday]

Have you tried walking it off?

does that work?

i will usually try to do a little exercise but today its mainly nausea
took a pill and i have my sunglasses on .... lol

[Save My Up's Dick]

I think Opie's anger come from margiren and sugar sandwiches and making out with his grandmother.
Is that you precious?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Rob seems to be a P1.

Seperate subject, I was listening to one of Kevin Smith's podcast (Smodcast) and he too is terrified of home invasions.

Hey Cromwell :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

I think Opie's anger come from margiren and sugar sandwiches and making out with his grandmother.


Fuck, I hate salt on my eggs....wait a minute.. :icon_eek:

and carrying said lunches in cement bags. don't forget the sunburns w/ vinegar too.

[Redding]

Bartlett rules

[Cromwell]

Oh, yeah

Hi:

Cromwell, barjockey, Blue Heeler, Chester'sLiver, cokelogic, Deadbent, Dr.Knockboots, EvilHomerJ666, Friday, fuckwit, Hoffman, kimothee, King Jumungus, krisko, Lillibaby, lokimanahan, meanmarv, moegolden, Ned the Nanite, nofate301, Puffy_McScrote, Redding, RobeSoup&Tears, Stig, stillbornstew, universalremobo, Wilmington WOW


:)


D'oh!

I said "hi" to myself . . . . :icon_conf

Where's Natesac and Madbam

There rest of you mutherfuckers suck

(Except for Cokelogic, Friday and Stillbornjew, who acknowledged me) :D

Hey - Does Steve From Bayshore have a profile here?

If so - can someone point it out to me?

[Stig]

does that work?

i will usually try to do a little exercise but today its mainly nausea
took a pill and i have my sunglasses on .... lol

You're like a rock star! :icon_cool

[Friday]

i think am more like Jimmy.
i had great parents who did everything for me.
my weirdness is my own doing somehow lol

[Wilmington WOW]

"dry drunk" rob is throwing out all the old references

[Save My Up's Dick]

Bartlett rules
X2

Hey Redding

[Stig]

D'oh!

I said "hi" to myself . . . . :icon_conf

Where's Natesac and Madbam

There rest of you mutherfuckers suck

(Except for Cokelogic, Friday and Stillbornjew, who acknowledged me) :D

Hey - Does Steve From Bayshore have a profile here?

If so - can someone point it out to me?

I was going to say hi, but I didn't want to be a big post whore.

Too late. :(

[krisko]

Bartlett rules

QFT
how about Imus in the evening on old ass 204?

[Stig]

i think am more like Jimmy.
i had great parents who did everything for me.
my weirdness is my own doing somehow lol

Me too. Although mom went through a drinking phase.

[Friday]

You're like a rock star! :icon_cool

i am just pathetically addicted to the show and this message board.
sometimes i wonder exactly how sick i would have to be to NOT post.

:icon_redf

[Cromwell]

I was going to say hi, but I didn't want to be a big post whore.

Too late. :(

Says the man with over 25,000 posts :icon_mrgr


i am just pathetic


Fixed it for ya :action-sm

[Save My Up's Dick]

i am just pathetically addicted to the show and this message board.
sometimes i wonder exactly how sick i would have to be to NOT post.

:icon_redf
Nothing wrong with that :action-sm.....feel better hun.

[Stig]

i am just pathetically addicted to the show and this message board.


And painkillers. :icon_mrgr

[RobeSoup&Tears]

i am just pathetically addicted to the show and this message board. sometimes i wonder exactly how sick i would have to be to NOT post.
:icon_redf

Listening to this show you'd need an outlet....Wackbags a great way to release....and most do on the company dime. :icon_wink

Guilty :rolleyes:

[krisko]

i am just pathetically addicted to the show and this message board.
sometimes i wonder exactly how sick i would have to be to NOT post.

:icon_redf

me too, but luckily i get to read julius caesar tomorrow morning which will totally take my mind off posting :icon_roll

[Deadbent]

"dry drunk" rob is throwing out all the old references

How cool is that?
He's spot on. Even did the kiss-dream reference.
Nice.

[Deadbent]

EFF YEW CROM! I said hi too! :p

[Redding]

Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack

[krisko]

this is why i dont' want a woman president "you'll have a president who won't mind asking for directions, am i right ladies?" she's like a bad female comic ugh

[Redding]

X2

Hey Redding

hey mister

[Mobo]

me too, but luckily i get to read julius caesar tomorrow morning which will totally take my mind off posting :icon_roll

Maybe this will help.....

http://ancienthistory.about.com/od/caesar1/a/Caesar.htm

[Ruckus87]

The hilary clinton quote makes me want to stab someone. "we will have a president that won't be afraid to pull over and ask for directions!" get it, thats funny!

how about "We will finally have a president that doesn't mind taking a batch to the face?"

[Stig]

this is why i dont' want a woman president "you'll have a president who won't mind asking for directions, am i right ladies?" she's like a bad female comic ugh

Women are lousy comics. Anyone can tell you. It's scientific and stuff.

[stillbornstew]

D'oh!

I said "hi" to myself . . . . :icon_conf

Where's Natesac and Madbam

There rest of you mutherfuckers suck

(Except for Cokelogic, Friday and Stillbornjew, who acknowledged me) :D

Hey - Does Steve From Bayshore have a profile here?

If so - can someone point it out to me?



so.........i'm a catholic jew? "whaa"

son of a bitch. my mexican half fired up and i made guacamole. i have NO FUCKING CHIPS!!!!! :arrrh: now i have to wait and get paged so i can go to store and buy some.

kill me, pleeease

[Mobo]

how about "We will finally have a president that doesn't mind taking a batch to the face?"

Looks like someone has forgotten about Taft.

[Stig]

"In our classical neighborhood, expect to hear many tributes to Pavoratti. Because seriously - how often does anything ever happen in classical music?"

[Chester'sLiver]

no this is a dance hit:

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/face_plant_dave.jpg

[Stig]

Looks like someone has forgotten about Taft.

And Carter.

[stillbornstew]

hey mister

got your material ready sir? when you on?

[Cromwell]

EFF YEW CROM! I said hi too! :p

Sorry, 'bent.

You're the best bagger from Chicago

(heh, heh - that should piss off Cokelogic)

[Chester'sLiver]

are the daughters upset when they get there and all her lipstick is smeared and the janitor's pants are stained..

[stillbornstew]

loki...........comment?

[Deadbent]

Loki, Your sisters break in to spruce up the ol' mum, did they?

[Chester'sLiver]

I tell ya that make-up does wonders:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/Kerplunk9971/CryptKeeper.jpg

[Awful Me]

Lords of Flatbush reference is fantastic.

[Chester'sLiver]

is Michael J Fox out promoting his next job as a paint shaker at Lowe's?

[Cromwell]

so.........i'm a catholic jew? "whaa"


Holy crap. I am a total douche.

I thought your name said "jew" all along.

Hey - some of my best friends are jews . . . :rolleyes:

I guess I got you confused with Mendozathejew.

Sorry man.

[Chester'sLiver]

isn't that the same reason they call their producer Steve "C"?

[Blue Heeler]

Hey! I made teh airz!

Though Opie only called me "Blue"...damnit!

[stillbornstew]

Holy crap. I am a total douche.

I thought your name said "jew" all along.

Hey - some of my best friends are jews . . . :rolleyes:

I guess I got you confused with Mendozathejew.

Sorry man.

np. ;) i would never correct you for fear of a karate chop to the face.

[cokelogic]

Sorry, 'bent.

You're the best bagger from Chicago

(heh, heh - that should piss off Cokelogic)Not angry, just sad.:(


And Steve from Bayshore does come on to WB, but he's mostly over at Frrrrrrunkis.com and Paltalk, these days I believe.

[Chester'sLiver]

it must be hell for Michale J fox to use a etch-a sketch. "its a box *shuka shuka shuka* damn it"...

[Mobo]

Rachel Ray should have Michael J Fox hold Jiffy Pop.

[Chester'sLiver]

Mike has two kids "Twitchy" and "God I hope its not genetic".

[Cromwell]

np. ;) i would never correct you for fear of a karate chop to the face.

Dude - you're a Navy guy. You could just shoot me! :icon_cool


Not angry, just sad.:(

It was meant to be hurtful . . .

we always tend to hurt the ones we love. ;)

[Redding]

got your material ready sir? when you on?

well i have some stuff together im doing a open mic at helium comedy club next tuesday then next friday im on not sure when though....my main subject

Dated a born again christian girl who wouldnt fuck but sucked my toe and creeped the hell out of me

[Stig]

Does Parkinson's Disease make you speak entirely in cliches and metaphors?

[stillbornstew]

she cook's, he's the appliance and mess maker.

[Chester'sLiver]

"I made dinner one night. It started as meatloaf and ended up as stew."

[Mobo]

Does Parkinson's Disease make you speak entirely in cliches and metaphors?

No, Rachel Ray's always been that way.

[IDidItAll]

Stop Fidgeting!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

The audience sees Michale's hands flailing around and they don't want him to feel weird, so they just keep clapping.

[Stig]

No, Rachel Ray's always been that way.

I'd like to fuck her. But I'd have to gag her.

"Now make me a sandwich, bitch!"

[Awful Me]

I think MJF just needs to have the shit slapped out of him. That should fix it.

[Stig]

Jimmy should ask Michael J. Fox what he does with his hands.

[cokelogic]

well i have some stuff together im doing a open mic at helium comedy club next tuesday then next friday im on not sure when though....my main subject

Dated a born again christian girl who wouldnt fuck but sucked my toe and creeped the hell out of me For bonus points, try to work saying 'corn chip toenails' into the act.

[Stig]

For bonus points, try to work saying 'corn chip toenails' into the act.

Earl, I'm starvin'...

[MilkmanDan]

For bonus points, try to work saying 'corn chip toenails' into the act.

Your new Avatar is scaring me. Looks like a leftover from Stigs sea-vacationing days of yore

[Redding]

For bonus points, try to work saying 'corn chip toenails' into the act.

ooooo i was going to mention how my feet arent exactly a treat so that would be a great line...

[krisko]

damn did i miss a comedy pyramid comedy pyramid? i'm sad :(

[Blue Heeler]

Your new Avatar is scaring me. Looks like a leftover from Stigs sea-vacationing days of yore

Reminds me of Bioshock. Big Daddy

[Deadbent]

Does Parkinson's Disease make you speak entirely in cliches and metaphors?

:haha7:



Good one stiggy, at least we know alzheimers doesn't inhibit ones ability to make funnies! ::hammer:

[cokelogic]

I'd like to fuck her. But I'd have to gag her.

"Now make me a sandwich, bitch!"Would you nail her just because she's not awful or do you find her hot?

Because I don't get it. I would find it hard to say she's even oddly hot. Maybe she's just too damn short.

[Hidden_Rage]

damn did i miss a comedy pyramid comedy pyramid? i'm sad :(

Yeah, it was on Michael J. Fox shakin it like he never has.

[Sack of Chisels]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1899/foxoi8.gif

[cokelogic]

They're ripping off R&F, by going with the Cracker song Happy Birthday To Me, hoo hoo.

[hawk4444]

is this show of the living dead

[krisko]

Would you nail her just because she's not awful or do you find her hot?

Because I don't get it. I would find it hard to say she's even oddly hot. Maybe she's just too damn short.

she looks like she's been taking her work home too often.....and sounds like she needs to cut down on the paul malls...yech

[Hidden_Rage]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1899/foxoi8.gif



I'm offended! That little clip doesn't have a Foundry Music watermark!

[Chester'sLiver]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1899/foxoi8.gif

And thats in slow motion...:icon_eek:

[stillbornstew]

Would you nail her just because she's not awful or do you find her hot?

Because I don't get it. I would find it hard to say she's even oddly hot. Maybe she's just too damn short.

i find her hot b/c she's short. i'm 5'4 but i'd have to muzzle her though, her voice is just deplorable.

[Wilmington WOW]

is that the same cake that fred gave to his mother

oh, sorry flash back there

[Deadbent]

And thats in slow motion...:icon_eek:

In real-time it appears to be Ben Sparks herking and jerking.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Who's down for a slice?

http://sixuntilme.com/blog-mt1/images/June07/fudgy.jpg

[Stig]

Would you nail her just because she's not awful or do you find her hot?

Because I don't get it. I would find it hard to say she's even oddly hot. Maybe she's just too damn short.

When she was just doing her little cooking shows on the Food Network, I found her adorable for some reason, acknowledging that the accent would go from cute to annoying mighty quick.
She's annoying as hell on her talk show, apparently.

[krisko]

i earned dat fish cakey

[Cromwell]

Hey! I made teh airz!

Though Opie only called me "Blue"...damnit!


Don't think you got enough credit for this.

(So I'm giving it here) :)



Steve from Bayshore does come on to WB, but he's mostly over at Frrrrrrunkis.com and Paltalk, these days I believe.


Why we all gotta be on different boards?

I'll check if I got him on Myspace.

[krisko]

In real-time it appears to be Ben Sparks herking and jerking.

ahh dude dude embryonic stem cells dude dude bwaahahahahaa

[RobeSoup&Tears]

SPY REPORT.....SPY REPORT: SYRIA 'FIRES AT ISRAELI AIRCRAFT'

It's on......again.

http://www.drudgereport.com/

[Stig]

SPY REPORT.....SPY REPORT: SYRIA 'FIRES AT ISRAELI AIRCRAFT'

It's on......again.

http://www.drudgereport.com/

It's never really off.

[Wilmington WOW]

I didnt know it would be that color


its...... the .......line of the day, line of the day

[Friday]

mmmmm AIDS cake

[stillbornstew]

this chicks giggling is fucking irritating.

[krisko]

gold star for opie and an IUD reference, he didn't even fuck up and say IED woot

[Blue Heeler]

Don't think you got enough credit for this.

(So I'm giving it here) :)



Thanks Crom!

[Hidden_Rage]

this girl laughs like she's hiccuping bubbles

[cokelogic]

i earned dat fish cakeyhttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/unicorn.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Bisquick is two steps above plaster of paris

[krisko]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/unicorn.jpg

oohohh my first cokelogic unicorn, i'll remember this day forever :)

[cokelogic]

SPY REPORT.....SPY REPORT: SYRIA 'FIRES AT ISRAELI AIRCRAFT'

It's on......again.

http://www.drudgereport.com/What's this? Trouble in the middle East?

[Blue Heeler]

If ever there was a need for bombs, it's that fucked up region.

[krisko]

If ever there was a need for bombs, it's that fucked up region.

hey jesus was a jew!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Drucken Hines

[MilkmanDan]

Oh gyawwdddd *Hiccup* *hiccup* *hiccup* *gunshot*

[Deadbent]

hey jesus was a jew!

And you saw what that got him, that fucker of whores.

[cokelogic]

If ever there was a need for bombs, it's that fucked up region.The bombs were supplied by today's show. So many bombs and flubs today.:icon_bigg

[Puffy_McScrote]

So, what's this disastrous hole look like?

[krisko]

she's not that bad

[hawk4444]

tommorow. i'll be on the bowl tommorow

[Cromwell]

Pretty good voice.

[Puffy_McScrote]

Pretty good voice.

And not a half bad rock-scream.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Every upper middle class white privileged girl with hopefully dormant lupus always has their family make them sing that awful song.

She did have a good smokey voice.

[Awful Me]

I want her to do a duet with Roland.

[Mobo]

Especially since she just caught emphysemia....

[Deadbent]

Coke. Isolate "Someone left that cake out in the baaaarrrn"
get on it!

[Deadbent]

Every upper middle class white privileged girl with hopefully dormant lupus always has their family make them sing that awful song.

That quip made me smile rst, thanks :)

[Blue Heeler]

hey jesus was a jew!

Was he?

[krisko]

"The Pov"? heyyyyyyyyy it's the pov

[cokelogic]

So, what's this disastrous hole look like?Good looking in a MILF sense. She's kinda nice if I remember correctly.

Nice voice, but she obviously didn't use her mac book to look up recipes.

[Mobo]

Does everybody that makes a shitty cake get a half hour on the show?

[krisko]

Was he?

yes

[Boogieman117]

Does everybody that makes a shitty cake get a half hour on the show?
2 minutes left in the show.. let her run...

[Chester'sLiver]

her cake is pavarotting.

[Puffy_McScrote]

Good looking in a MILF sense. She's kinda nice if I remember correctly.

Nice voice, but she obviously didn't use her mac book to look up recipes.

Oh! Is this that Pamela bitch that won the mac book karaoke?

[Blue Heeler]

I can't wait for Dysentery Friday!

[Cromwell]

Does everybody that makes a shitty cake get a half hour on the show?

Ha, ha.

Good point. :icon_mrgr

I think Jimmy wants to fuck her :rolleyes:

[Friday]

this is AWFUL
her voice is HORRIBLE

migraine getting worse!

[krisko]

her cake is pavarotting.

:haha7::haha7:

[Friday]

that was AWFUL
her voice is HORRIBLE

migraine getting worse!

[Stig]

HA! Sam got a championship belt!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Sung in the tune of A Ha's: 'Take on me'

she should sing 'trech--eot--temy...trecheotemy'

[Deadbent]

this is AWFUL
her voice is HORRIBLE

migraine getting worse!




Migraines are the worse. Miss imitrex, it was the bessst.

[stillbornstew]

Oh! Is this that Pamela bitch that won the mac book karaoke?

NOOOO!!!! pamela is fucking smoking.

[Blue Heeler]

Wow, nice gift from WWE.

I bet he's Vince's love child.

[Stig]

If Opie smashes that belt, I'll be pissed.

[Deadbent]

Break It! Break It!

[DiscountHarry]

Don't do it, Sam

[hawk4444]

ohhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo

[cokelogic]

Does everybody that makes a shitty cake get a half hour on the show?Yes! Didn't you catch the new promo? Make a cake and come on down.:action-sm



Oh! Is this that Pamela bitch that won the mac book karaoke?No. Different girl. Pamela is really sexy.

[Puffy_McScrote]

And so starts the cringe...

[Cromwell]

If you want to see what the cake chick looks like - right here in the Walkover topic:

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=44364&highlight=Walkover&page=20


The skinny blonde (not the girl bending down, earlier on that page)

She's not the one who won the macbook - that was somebody else.

[Mobo]

Sam is the WWE's first inter-racial champion.

[Hidden_Rage]

Wow, nice gift from WWE.

I bet he's Vince's love child.

it'd be the greatest swerve ever..


Sam? McMahons son?

[stillbornstew]

ope has it in hand............OH NO!!!!!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Imagine Erock right now. :icon_wink

[krisko]

Sam is the WWE's first inter-racial champion.

i can't believe the WWE would create a mullatto, monnnggreelllll class of champion....

[hawk4444]

Bravo Opie. Your feelings are back....

[Puffy_McScrote]

Yes! Didn't you catch the new promo? Make a cake and come on down.:action-sm



No. Different girl. Pamela is really sexy.

Yeah, I didn't think it was her - especially after the singing.

[kimothee]

I'd actually be surprised if Op smashed it ....

....nah, I wouldn't. Could see this one going either way. It's a nice gift which means a lot to Sam and isn't exactly replaceable (unlike some of the other horrific gifts Op has received)...but then again, Evil Op is bound to make an appearance...engagement afterglow can only last so long...

[Cromwell]

Bravo Opie. Your feelings are back....

Is that really a good thing? :icon_eek:

[Friday]

Bravo Opie. Your feelings are back....

the beginning of the end..... Softer Gentler Engaged Opie

[Stig]

i can't believe the WWE would create a mullatto, monnnggreelllll class of champion....

ALL THREE shows will be destroyed!

[Chester'sLiver]

wow I didn't hear that this morning...guess thats why my IF wasn't read...

[Cromwell]

Here's Andrea the cake making singing crackwhore:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/eddie1964/O%20and%20A/10-25-06%20Danny%20Bonaducci/10-25-06DannyBonaducci08.jpg

[cokelogic]

Rob is going to get LotD, because Than always gives it to the Erock joke or the guest.


Now watch me be wrong, I have the worst instincts in the world when I announce my confidence.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Oh that was funny Jimmy ':^)

[cokelogic]

If you want to see what the cake chick looks like - right here in the Walkover topic:

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=44364&highlight=Walkover&page=20


The skinny blonde (not the girl bending down, earlier on that page)

She's not the one who won the macbook - that was somebody else.She did win something for her Karaoke song. I think it was an ibook.

[Chester'sLiver]

actually think those belts are like 200 not 400....

[Stig]

Rob is going to get LotD, because Than always gives it to the Erock joke or the guest.


Now watch me be wrong, I have the worst instincts in the world when I announce my confidence.

Then you'd better never tell your chick "I'm gonna fuck ya, and I'm gonna fuck ya GOOD!" :haha7:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

iPhone dropped 2 bills yesterday but if you bought one within the past 2 weeks you can get a price adjustment.

[Chester'sLiver]

that so deserved LOTD. I laughed very hard at that..

[Mobo]

Now watch me be wrong, I have the worst instincts in the world when I announce my confidence.

HA HA! You were wrong.....but, I guess you already knew that.

[krisko]

nice LOTD roland is a stuttering muttering prick and i love him for it

[Friday]

i shook the hand of deliciousness when i worked production for his 50th bday at Radio City lol

[cokelogic]

Here she looks like Courtney Love
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/eddie1964/O%20and%20A/10-25-06%20Danny%20Bonaducci/10-25-06DannyBonaducci02.jpg

She looks cute here
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/eddie1964/O%20and%20A/10-25-06%20Danny%20Bonaducci/10-25-06DannyBonaducci08.jpg

[Stig]

actually think those belts are like 200 not 400....

I think you can get cheaper ones, but you can also get one that is exactly like the real ones.

Here it is: $369. (http://www.wweshop.com/Product_detail.asp?productId=06-00832e&cid=_inside_titlehistory_replicabelts_)

[Cromwell]

Here's Andrea the cake making singing crackwhore:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/eddie1964/O%20and%20A/10-25-06%20Danny%20Bonaducci/10-25-06DannyBonaducci08.jpg

Jimmy loves her

[krisko]

he's candy head man!!!

[mascan42]

Maybe the Midnight Rider can come in to challenge Sam.

[Chester'sLiver]

I think you can get cheaper ones, but you can also get one that is exactly like the real ones.

those are the ones I am talking about. The one they gave Sam is like 250...The cheap ones are like 80 bucks....

[cokelogic]

HA HA! You were wrong.....but, I guess you already knew that.I always know when I'm wrong. Every time I think I know, I don't. Which is why I don't gamble, because I'm a jinx. Unless I just start doing the opposite of my instincts like George.

[Stig]

those are the ones I am talking about. The one they gave Sam is like 250...The cheap ones are like 80 bucks....

$369 (http://www.wweshop.com/Product_detail.asp?productId=06-00832e&cid=_inside_titlehistory_replicabelts_)

[Arch Stanton]

Opie, gonna play the Roland thing again?

[Ned the Nanite]

Oh god, not the Pavaroland again. It's just... Too much for me. I'm punching out again.

Later all!

[Cromwell]

Equal parts humorous and cringeworthy

[Dr. Hoffman]

Roland should really try out to be Pavarati's replacement on the Three Tenors. :icon_roll

[cokelogic]

Maybe the Midnight Rider can come in to challenge Sam.Off topic from the Midnight Rider, they let Dave slip. He was going to drink cum from 6 guys the Friday before vacation.

[krisko]

wasn't there an opera singer that used to call into the show? or was that r&f?

[Redding]

Shane O Mac!!!!

[krisko]

Shane O Mac!!!!

hot, love the shane o mac

[Redding]

Oh Lawler mention got a story about him and the Kat

it seems Lawler would let other WWE superstars fuck the Kat and he would later get together with her fuck her while shes telling him how much better in bed he is...

[Stig]

wasn't there an opera singer that used to call into the show? or was that r&f?

That sounds like a R&F guest.

[madbam]

dammit am I missing bonus time stupid firewall

[Dr. Hoffman]

hot, love the shane o mac

I prefer his sister to be honest with you.

[Stig]

Oh Lawler mention got a story about him and the Kat

it seems Lawler would let other WWE superstars fuck the Kat and he would later get together with her fuck her while shes telling him how much better in bed he is...

Miss The Kat.

[cokelogic]

I'm outtie 5000!

[krisko]

I prefer his sister to be honest with you.

i would hope so but she's a horrible actress and i think shane's good looking so she can go shit in her hat. and she married to a man who desperatly needs botox more than anyone i've ever encountered.

[krisko]

Miss The Kat.

not gettin any lately? :action-sm

[krisko]

ok im embarassed that i'm asking this, but in this commercial for The Heat what is the first song taht they play i kind of like it

[Dr. Hoffman]

i would hope so but she's a horrible actress and i think shane's good looking so she can go shit in her hat. and she married to a man who desperatly needs botox more than anyone i've ever encountered.

Well, I think she's waaaaay hotter than Shane o Mac. But that's just me...I am a guy, and I am straight so it would be way homo for me to say Shane is hotter than his sister. :action-sm

[Stig]

not gettin any lately? :action-sm

Well...no.


And apparently, you're a triple-posting douche. :action-sm

[krisko]

Well...no.


And apparently, you're a triple-posting douche. :action-sm

yes i am, i was going to point that out but that would make me a quadruple posting douche and i'm just not ok with that

[Stig]

yes i am, i was going to point that out but that would make me a quadruple posting douche and i'm just not ok with that

Nobody is, Krisko. Nobody is.

[krisko]

oooh Joe VanDriver :) i love this little bit

[Dr. Hoffman]

oooh Joe VanDriver :) i love this little bit

Joe Vandriver is a true American Radio icon!

[Sam_Adams]

I guess I will listen to a few minutes of the replay before I go to work

[krisko]

reeeeeplay, since i was so lazy this morning it's new to me yay!

[Stig]

Alright, let's do this thing so we can get outta here.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Replay...tomorrow's Friday!

[krisko]

Replay...tomorrow's Friday!

indeed it is! that means i get to listen to the whole show from the comfort of my own home! woot

[Sam_Adams]

reeeeeplay, since i was so lazy this morning it's new to me yay!

Me too Miss. I havent been waking up and listening to the O&A show.

[Sam_Adams]

indeed it is! that means i get to listen to the whole show from the comfort of my own home! woot

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have weekends off from work like normal people.

[krisko]

yeehawww i get to leave work at 3.30 every tuesdee and thursdee now it makes me soo excited

[krisko]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have weekends off from work like normal people.

i still have to work, i just have to work from 11-7. sunday is my only day off
:(

[Dr. Hoffman]

indeed it is! that means i get to listen to the whole show from the comfort of my own home! woot

Tomorrow means I'll be on my way to Happy Valley to watch the utter destruction of Notre Shame.

[Redding]

hiya buddays

[Awful Me]

Yeah! I get to hear the first 40 minutes I slept thru this morning.

[Redding]

its ok if they open Sams head they can put it back together with a foundry logo

[Danesy]

Question ... the one guy here wants to bet lunch on tonights game ... straight up ... he takes the Colts, I want the Saints ... stupid move??

[Chester'sLiver]

Question ... the one guy here wants to bet lunch on tonights game ... straight up ... he takes the Colts, I want the Saints ... stupid move??

not if you want to buy him lunch...:action-sm

[krisko]

Question ... the one guy here wants to bet lunch on tonights game ... straight up ... he takes the Colts, I want the Saints ... stupid move??

well, if lunch isn't that expensive i say go for it.

[Awful Me]

Question ... the one guy here wants to bet lunch on tonights game ... straight up ... he takes the Colts, I want the Saints ... stupid move??

stupid strait up, not stupid if you get the 6.5, and that is coming from a Saints fan.

[Danesy]

Oooh the guy on ESPN.com has his 100 predictions ... these are for the Philly fans:

94:
If Donovan McNabb's surgically repaired right knee holds up, the Philadelphia Eagles will be the last remaining undefeated team.

93:
And then they'll get beat Nov. 25 at New England. You'll hear the 1972 Miami Dolphins popping champagne corks.

[Awful Me]

Oooh the guy on ESPN.com has his 100 predictions ... these are for the Philly fans:

94:
If Donovan McNabb's surgically repaired right knee holds up, the Philadelphia Eagles will be the last remaining undefeated team.

93:
And then they'll get beat Nov. 25 at New England. You'll hear the 1972 Miami Dolphins popping champagne corks.



That is why he is on ESPN.com and not ESPN

[UsedLadBag]

The way to make this funny is to hand out bats to everyone in studio, paint everyone in blackface, and put the face of the 101 yr old white granny on the pinyata (however you speel it)

[Danesy]

NFC East finish: (1) Philly, (2) Dallas, (3) Washington, (4) Giants.

Interesting.....

[Stig]

Question ... the one guy here wants to bet lunch on tonights game ... straight up ... he takes the Colts, I want the Saints ... stupid move??

Make it interesting. Bet him a blowjob.

[krisko]

NFC East finish: (1) Philly, (2) Dallas, (3) Washington, (4) Giants.

Interesting.....

oohh...how about the NFC norf?

[Redding]

That is why he is on ESPN.com and not ESPN


saw that article he said he was 53% right last year so lets see what happens

[Chester'sLiver]

oohh...how about the NFC norf?


NFC North finish: (1) Chicago, (2) Green Bay, (3) Detroit, (4) Minnesota.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Hahaha

Love Now & Later Hoo Hoo

[Deadbent]

Bears suck.


Go Bears.

[Danesy]

oohh...how about the NFC norf?

NFC North finish: (1) Chicago, (2) Green Bay, (3) Detroit, (4) Minnesota.

[krisko]

NFC North finish: (1) Chicago, (2) Green Bay, (3) Detroit, (4) Minnesota.

i'll take it!

[Danesy]

This one's for CL:

33:
Best sleeper player: Colts WR Anthony Gonzalez. Is the guy serious about football? Let's see, at Ohio State he slept in a tent that simulated low-oxygen conditions so he could improve his body's ability to function better when winded. That serious enough? Plus, the guy can catch.

[Stig]

Bears suck.


Go Bears.

GRRRRRRRRR.

[Danesy]

And this one's for my baby ....

25:
The most underrated player in the league will be Eagles RB Brian Westbrook. :p

[Dr. Hoffman]

i'll take it!

Sorry Kris, Vikings finish ahead of the Lions this year.

[Chester'sLiver]

This one's for CL:

33:
Best sleeper player: Colts WR Anthony Gonzalez. Is the guy serious about football? Let's see, at Ohio State he slept in a tent that simulated low-oxygen conditions so he could improve his body's ability to function better when winded. That serious enough? Plus, the guy can catch.

I was pissed someone picked him in like the 6th round on me becuase that was gonna be my sleeper....I was not gonna pick him before the 9th round anyway. My WRs are Chad Johnson and Javon Walker so I wouldn't start him anyway..

[Awful Me]

saw that article he said he was 53% right last year so lets see what happens

Well with items like this:

60:
The All-Wish-We-Were-Starting-For-A-Contender Offense: Bucs QB Jeff Garcia, Chiefs RB Larry Johnson, Browns RB Jamal Lewis, Chiefs TE Tony Gonzalez, Lions T Jeff Backus, Dolphins T Vernon Carey, Vikings G Steve Hutchinson, Chiefs G Brian Waters (save yourself the e-mailings-I know Backus and Carey are both left tackles, and Hutchinson and Waters are both left guards), Vikings C Matt Birk, Texans WR Andre Johnson, WR Larry Fitzgerald.

59:
The All-Wish-We-Were-Starting-For-A-Contender Defense: Dolphins DE Jason Taylor, Vikings DT Kevin Williams, Falcons DT Rod Coleman, Raiders DE Derrick Burgess, Titans LB Keith Bulluck, Texans LB DeMeco Ryans, Browns LB Kamerion Wimbley, Cardinals SS Adrian Wilson, Vikings CB Antoine Winfield, Raiders CB Nnamdi Asomugha, Raiders FS Stuart Schweigert.



Wow! I picked good players on bad teams!

and this brilliant observation

49:
If the Colts scuffle, it won't be because of rookie left tackle Tony Ugoh. I'd be more worried about the Colts' defense than Ugoh.



It shouldn't be too difficult to get a higher %

Not to mention some of them aren't even predictions:

50:
Can the Colts repeat? We'll learn a lot about their chances during a brutal four-game stretch that begins Oct. 22: at Jacksonville, at Carolina (only five days of prep time for the Panthers), New England, at San Diego.

[Sam_Adams]

ok guys. I'm out. I'm bored so Iwill sit here depressed until I go to work. bye krisko

[krisko]

Sorry Kris, Vikings finish ahead of the Lions this year.

don't be bitter hoffman ...and i'll be at that game enxt weekend look for me ;)