Describe The Perfect Vag [NSFW]

[SOS]

During ONA's discussion on Friday they described the look, smell, and hair of their favorite types of pussy. After looking at the leaked nude pictures from HighSchool Musical's Vanessa Hudgens.

Opie brought up that Brother Elmo (http://www.myspace.com/brotherelmo) likes the earth mama muffs, Ant likes it trimmed while lil Jimmy (http://www.myspace.com/jimnorton) like smooth camel lips.

Do you have a preference?


On Wackbag: High School Musical girl has nuuuude photos leaked. (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=74478) [NSFW]

[BeerBelly]

one with a rich family and hates thier mother,
but seriously folks, I don't really care about
the hairdoo if I'm fuckin it, but if I'm gonna eat it, I dont want to be spittin hairs

[WOWmagnet]

Smoove.

[BeerBelly]

Smoove.

shhh dont tell nobody

[martianvirus]

Depends who its for. For a ******, it would have to be big enough to drive a truck through.

[BeerBelly]

a bit muddy

[burky79]

meatty, plump and at least trimmed.
i dont demand the jon bennet, just keep it in check.

[WhiskeyWhispers]

Pink and don't stink. That about covers it.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

As little hair as possible and stank free.

[Earth2murf]

Smooth unless she is a redhead down there

[d0uche_n0zzle]

One chick was a natural blond with little to no hair, bestest pussy ever. I spent hours munching that box.

[Hobo_Cum]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/carrera993/ThisThreadisUseless.jpg

[Probably Stoned]

Pink and don't stink. That about covers it.

Too picky...Warm, wet, female....thats all that matters, and warm and wet are optional.

[STARTSOMETHING]

I like a vag that looks like its winking at me

[SOS]

I like when it is puffy and trimmed.

[Fruit Monkey]

Describe The Perfect Vag [NSFW]


earth mama muffs

likes it trimmed

like smooth camel lipshttp://www.gondwanaland.com/mlog/files/muhammad-camel.jpgwhich make$ no $en$e to me



THO$E ARE ALL HAIR $TYLE$, NO?

[MJMANDALAY]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l211/jmhchauvin/p114.jpg

[Fruit Monkey]

meatty, plump and at least trimmed.
i dont demand the jon bennet, just keep it in check.


that$ really hot
http://images.heaven666.org/images/fat-pussy-lips.jpg

not for me

Mod Edit: Fruitmonkey you know better. Use NSFW tags.

[martianvirus]

NSFW

photos here
http://www.sexylabia.com/

[Beeman99]

warm and white

[Fruit Monkey]

warm, white and free
i fixed it for you

[Hudson]

Not Bleeding!!!!!!!

[Magaman]

Wood floor or landing strip nicely trimmed.

[Fruit Monkey]

nevermind

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Not Bleeding!!!!!!!

Big fucking deal.

Who doesn't like washing blood off their cock..."whaa"

[MrBogey]

Last night I woke up to my chick straddling me and humping my brains out. I really didn't catch how her vagina looked. I'll try and pay more attention next time.

[Jimmy's Junk]

Not Bleeding when I start!!!!!!!


fixed it for ya. I perfer them warm, wet and willing but sometimes you can't be that picky.

[South Jersey]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l211/jmhchauvin/p114.jpg

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
There's none better looking or tasting...;)

[Dopie Opie]

Big fucking deal.

Who doesn't like washing blood off their cock..."whaa"

Or your face

[coolyellowbus]

the one you wish you were fuckin instead of the one you're actually fuckin.

[Ted the Poster]

I prefer one that wasn't manufactured by a doctor from an unwanted, inside-out penis.

[Glenn Dandy]

free of all metalic tastes , and doesnt smell like a wharf.

P.S hair is there to keep dirt out of your vag... I think we covered that with clothes,,, shave that shit off... would you want a steak covered in pubes?

[ChiDiddy]

Hairy stinky and bloody! Hair so long I can wrap ya around my ears while eating.
Yeah that kind!

[oandapartycock]

Or your face

That's how you earn your RedWings

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x265/scottcal92555/redwings.jpg

[stellarcomics]

shaved

[STARTSOMETHING]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
There's none better looking or tasting...;)


Not me I like to floss while eating pussy

[WOWmagnet]

I prefer one that wasn't manufactured by a doctor from an unwanted, inside-out penis.

Snob.

[smilin'_reaper]

Taste...
...It's all about taste. Smooth... light tang, a promise of clove and spices subtle and forever undetermined... a firmness of thigh and enveloping musk...
Ahhh!... Sweet nectar!

... all lost when you're coughing up a hairball!

[Hobo_Cum]

best pussy i ever went down on was this hot chick that i fucked as a junior in college.... tight as hell, COMPLETELY shaved and surrounded by an incredible body... did i mention tight as hell?

[CaraC]

completely shaven, but small landing strip is acceptable (yet not wanted)... ONLY if its neatly trimmed

it should TASTE like a VAGINA... nothing fruity, nothing fragrant, just clean vagina with a hint of the clean sweaty smell that comes from a vagina... vagina has a distinctive taste/smell and thats what makes it FANTASTIC... anything out of the ordinary, whether it smells nasty or smells like roses... is a big fucking no-no

[Dopie Opie]

completely shaven, but small landing strip is acceptable (yet not wanted)... ONLY if its neatly trimmed

it should TASTE like a VAGINA... nothing fruity, nothing fragrant, just clean vagina with a hint of the clean sweaty smell that comes from a vagina... vagina has a distinctive taste/smell and thats what makes it FANTASTIC... anything out of the ordinary, whether it smells nasty or smells like roses... is a big fucking no-no

Hot!!!

[wetandstickyjim]

Call me old fashioned, but I like a nice well trimmed triangle.

[wetandstickyjim]

best pussy i ever went down on was this hot chick that i fucked as a junior in college.... tight as hell, COMPLETELY shaved and surrounded by an incredible body... did i mention tight as hell?

Of course she was tight as hell. You dick is HUGE! ;)

nohomo.

[kenduddly]

I like it when they look like Worfs forehead.

[disgustip8ed]

NO HAIR around the lip area, the clit and the hood. there can be hair above, but it must be very well trimmed. The runway strip is the best.

it mustn't taste like a nickel, it should taste a little tangy and smell like a nice, well taken care of vag.

A bit of lip to tug on with one's tongue is always nice, but you'll never get a tight pussy with something like that.

at any rate . . . pussy = most goodest

[stillbornstew]

gotta have some hair, sorry. but a nice, meaty plump vulva that engorges w/ blood and gets the swelled reddish hue................OOOOOOOMMMMPH. good shit. a fat pussy ALWAYS gets me. no labiaplasty for the stew, i want a lip tugging on my mule as i stroke in an out of her. but thats just me. :p

[Mule Spanker]

Its called Simby19.

[Earth2murf]

in a diper

[Tennessee Jed]

completely shaven, but small landing strip is acceptable (yet not wanted)... ONLY if its neatly trimmed

it should TASTE like a VAGINA... nothing fruity, nothing fragrant, just clean vagina with a hint of the clean sweaty smell that comes from a vagina... vagina has a distinctive taste/smell and thats what makes it FANTASTIC... anything out of the ordinary, whether it smells nasty or smells like roses... is a big fucking no-no
can i give you my number, and would you just read that to me nice and slow, in a sexy voice?

[chiapeteater]

Taste...
...It's all about taste. Smooth... light tang, a promise of clove and spices subtle and forever undetermined... a firmness of thigh and enveloping musk...
Ahhh!... Sweet nectar!


Thank you Eric Asimov.

Oh yeah......unable to alert the authorities!

[my_liver_aches]

the one you wish you were fuckin instead of the one you're actually fuckin.

How incredibly true sir, that is always the case (or soon becomes it).

Other than that, any one that I get a crack at is good, at least once.... but math can be involved. x = # of drinks required to do it
x= 10+ do it, tell nobody, hide your shame
x= 5-10, do it, and laugh about it later
x= 1-5, do it, and retain some dignity
x= 0 , your the man, brag as needed

for women, x should always be 5+ for maximum enjoyment, but I am still researching this.

[blotto98]

in a diper

That would have been funnier if you spelled it right. (diaper)

anyway I want some hair down there. small lips, nothing that resembles a catcher's mit

[Ted the Poster]

From CaraC's sig: "The Boston accent is more of an attitude than an accent. Underneath everything you say has to be the attitude of 'You're an asshole, I know better than you, fuck you."

But to anybody in any other New England state, it just screams "Oh Christ - another one of these retards." :haha7:

[M.i.S.]

The best I've ever had was with my old roommate. She and I had just come back from the gym and for some reason I was just completely turned on by her being sweaty and having that "just got back from the gym" look to her. Radiant skin, big smile...

So anyway she didn't have much hair at all, but she wasn't the type to shave. I've always found bald muff on a grown woman just creepy, but huge Vagina fro is doubly so. And it wasn't stinky or gross --it was kind of salty and tangy from having just finished working out for an hour.

Best shit ever. She ate pussy better than my husband did. I kind of miss her, but the cunt stole my TV and owes me rent.

[La KosherNstra]

Here's something that Elmo would love:

http://www.up1.0freehosting.com/uploadi/download.php?file=29f014eab5e48929a6bcc3c6dc2126ac

[THE FEZ MAN]

i have to say im quite the fan of the wood floor

[wowbumperstickr]

JUst like mom's

[Jef Leppard]

urinating

[cokelogic]

As long as the vag is not surrounded by a 300 pound girl, it's a nice meat pocket.

[Juanfartez]

Here's something that Elmo would love:

http://www.up1.0freehosting.com/uploadi/download.php?file=29f014eab5e48929a6bcc3c6dc2126ac Lady Die?!? :icon_eek:

[Ciarin]

mine

[MattyIceGfunk]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l211/jmhchauvin/p114.jpg

Even thehttp://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2158911/2159086/2159087/070221_CL_HitlerEX.jpg I like