Opie and Anthony Listening Thread -- Whip 'Em Out Wendesday -- 9/12/07

[Deadbent]

One of these decades, I'll get wow'ed.


Yeah.

My bet is when blacks stop axin' you queshin's .

[BIV]

Hiya kids. In before I gotta go home. But I thought I'd share these:

This is all Photobucket so it's virus free.

The first two are the same vid on different links.

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x233/Brandoncoir/th_30b069e3.jpg (http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x233/Brandoncoir/?action=view&current=30b069e3.flv)
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb196/oxrut10/th_753dcbfe.jpg (http://s210.photobucket.com/albums/bb196/oxrut10/?action=view&current=753dcbfe.flv)



http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff292/noreman21/th_5de3e706.jpg (http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff292/noreman21/?action=view&current=5de3e706.flv)
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee148/sculley1458/th_6a405826.jpg (http://s228.photobucket.com/albums/ee148/sculley1458/?action=view&current=6a405826.flv)

[Deadbent]

Good shootin, tex. I'll stay in this one since it's warmer.

[WOWmagnet]

Mornin'......

[mendozathejew]

Hiya kids. In before I gotta go home. But I thought I'd share these:



http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff292/noreman21/th_5de3e706.jpg (http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff292/noreman21/?action=view&current=5de3e706.flv)


morning BIV. posting Selena Spice and her round dumper is always appreciated

[WOWmagnet]

THIS thread pwns the other listening thread.....:icon_roll

[WOWmagnet]

THIS thread pwns the other listening thread.....:icon_roll

[Natesac]

This thread is better than the other one.

[Natesac]

THIS thread pwns the other listening thread.....:icon_roll

That ol' gag

[WOWmagnet]

That ol' gag

Indeed.

[Natesac]

I'm putting my vote to this thread for two reasons:

1. The thread title is more relevant and interesting.
2. BIV's videos are so horrid enough for me to assume he masturbates in front of his mother.

[Natesac]

THIS THREAD: Supporting triple-posting douches since 5:21am

[Natesac]

...or quadruple-posting douches even

[BIV]

This thread sucks it.

I don't make the vids, I just find em.

[Natesac]

Bringing the hotness until bam gets here:

http://www.heaven666.org/images/perfect-ass-hottie.jpg

[Natesac]

and even more NSFW

http://www.viewpornstars.com/samples/7viewpornstarssb1342_s.jpg

[Natesac]

This thread sucks it.

I don't make the vids, I just find em.

Try harder.

[mendozathejew]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/1314/falchi4am1.jpg

[Natesac]

SPECULATION: Today's show will be even better than yesterday's show.

[Natesac]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/1314/falchi4am1.jpg

That's the spirit.

[mendozathejew]

one of the best racks ever
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/610/keeley3.gif

[Natesac]

one of the best racks ever
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/610/keeley3.gif

That makes me happy.

[Hidden_Rage]

Good morning boys and girls


Good morning to you too cuntsac :action-sm

[mendozathejew]

great pair of japanese tits. but I bet her ass is flat as a board
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/611/Miyabi_Isshiki2.gif

[Natesac]

Good morning boys and girls


Good morning to you too cuntsac :action-sm

Well, I see 5 out of 7 letters that match mine, so I'll guess you're talking to me.

:action-sm

[Deadbent]

Glad to see I missed nothing on the way home.

Morning spaghettidicks.

[Natesac]

Glad to see I missed nothing on the way home.

Morning spaghettidicks.

eat it

[Friday]

WOW .... control factor back with a vengeance! geez, Nathan lolol

and for the record... I am topless. but only because I slept that way :p

mornin!

[Earth2murf]

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6460/hillaryes6.jpg

[Hidden_Rage]

WOW .... control factor back with a vengeance! geez, Nathan lolol

and for the record... I am topless. but only because I slept that way :p

mornin!

hot

[Deadbent]

For today, I'd order manishevitz, but it'd look funny on my table.

[Natesac]

WOW .... control factor back with a vengeance! geez, Nathan lolol

and for the record... I am topless. but only because I slept that way :p

mornin!

good evenin'!

[moegolden]

went to ground zero yesterday morning....

a bunch of these idiots....enough to outnumber regular people that weren't immediate family of victims.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1206/1361534116_c1d0cce3f0.jpg

I wonder if the boys will talk about it.

[Deadbent]

Haha, Neil and bob get Billy Bob, we get stiffler.

Way to go roland!

[madbam]

WOW .... control factor back with a vengeance! geez, Nathan lolol

and for the record... I am topless. but only because I slept that way :p

mornin!
Mornin...now my pants are tight..

[NorfByNorfWest]

went to ground zero yesterday morning....

a bunch of these idiots....enough to outnumber regular people that weren't immediate family of victims.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1206/1361534116_c1d0cce3f0.jpg

I wonder if the boys will talk about it.

My managing editor gave me the option to go to NYC and see what I could get for file/wire distribution, but I couldn't do it. I'm not a new yorker, it's not my city, and I figured by now it'd be watered down with war protesters and shit.

Instead I remain in Dallas to cover the gay pride events in this odd city.

[Deadbent]

Mornin...now my pants are tight..

I know the feeling.

(not of your pants being tight, no. Mine!)

[Natesac]

Mornin...now my pants are tight..

yum

[Awful Me]

Good morning sweeties!

[moegolden]

hoping the boys touch on this too.....unreal...
"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc)

[madbam]

Hiya baggers...Happy WoW to ya...everyone is steppin up to bring hotness...makes me proud. Here is my entry:

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7718/46ce4869eb8bdji8.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

Mornin baggers!

Oooooo...thanks for the morning hotness bam. :action-sm

[Deadbent]

Girls on film. Girls on film.


Coffee in mugs. Coffee in mugs.

[NorfByNorfWest]

I posted this before...but in honor of the WOW being back with a vengence, here is a link to a clip of this crazy bitch flashing me and my friends in a minivan.

(NSFW)
http://www.vimeo.com/295401

[Natesac]

I posted this before...but in honor of the WOW being back with a vengence, here is a link to a clip of this crazy bitch flashing me and my friends in a minivan.

(NSFW)
http://www.vimeo.com/295401

:clap:

[madbam]

Mornin baggers!

Oooooo...thanks for the morning hotness bam. :action-sm

Mornin...YW

[Awful Me]

Bring back Cat Noise Wednesday!

[Natesac]

Bring back Cat Noise Wednesday!

Miss Cat Noise Wednesday.

[Friday]

off to morning cardio..... see yoos guys later!

[Razor Roman]

morning.

since Krisko doesn't appear to be hear yet...


FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~!

[Awful Me]

Miss Cat Noise Wednesday.

It was the bessssssssst

[VilleDick]

Shomer Schabas!

Morning

[madbam]

off to morning cardio..... see yoos guys later!

Have fun schmoopie...do a few minutes fer me...:icon_mrgr

[Hidden_Rage]

It was the bessssssssst

better than morning zoo bit Wednesday

[Awful Me]

wow.that was terrible

[Natesac]

'Morning Zoo Bit of the Day' - soon to be known as 'The Shortest-Lived Bit on OnA'

[Dr. Hoffman]

It was the bessssssssst

Maybe when APP comes back so will CatNoiseWednesday.

[VilleDick]

'Morning Zoo Bit of the Day' - soon to be known as 'The Shortest-Lived Bit on OnA'

Morning Natesac from Jericho

Notice, you're now as famous as Steven from Bayshore :action-sm

[moegolden]

I've seen Peter North "go platinum" on girls faces....many times.

[Awful Me]

at least the Patriots didn't try to kill somebody like the Bronco's did.

[Puffy_McScrote]

Good morning, you group of degenerate fucks!

[madbam]

oooooooooooo nate..good one

[Natesac]

Morning Natesac from Jericho

Notice, you're now as famous as Steven from Bayshore :action-sm

Nah... will never hit the level. But I can aspire to that, I suppose.

Got to hang with StevenS from Bay Shore on Friday evening. Always the coolest cat in the room.

[Perch1019]

Sonny is an asshole.

It has to do with stealing play calls because Brady had 3 hours to sit in the pocket and make that throw

[Awful Me]

He is ruining this for all of us named Sunny.

[VilleDick]

I would love to see Bill Bellichek get shot in the head. And Boston people piss me the fuck off. Nobody, NOBODY gave a shit about the Pats until Tom Brady came around. Fuck New England.

[Natesac]

I would love to see Bill Bellichek get shot in the head. And Boston people piss me the fuck off. Nobody, NOBODY gave a shit about the Pats until Tom Brady came around. Fuck New England.

Miss the old Patriots logo.

[VilleDick]

at least the Patriots didn't try to kill somebody like the Bronco's did.

Too soon?

:haha7::haha7::clap::clap:

[Deadbent]

I would love to see Bill Bellichek get shot in the head. And Boston people piss me the fuck off. Nobody, NOBODY gave a shit about the Pats until Tom Brady came around. Fuck New England.

Yeah, tell 'em ville.

And fuck that chick who got shot in the eye with a tear-gas grenade during the boston world series celebration.

[Awful Me]

maybe if he read a chapter instead of the cheat sheet opie could have gone to a real school.

[Natesac]

Yeah, tell 'em ville.

And fuck that chick who got shot in the eye with a tear-gas grenade during the boston world series celebration.

I saw a pic of her the other day... She looks fine to me.

http://www.thenervemagazine.com/images/2005/06/filmgore2.jpg

[Awful Me]

Too soon?

:haha7::haha7::clap::clap:

It's only too soon if you make the joke before it happens. Even then, it's only too soon because nobody will get it yet.

[Awful Me]

Cortizone?

[Dr. Hoffman]

I saw a pic of her the other day... She looks fine to me.

http://www.thenervemagazine.com/images/2005/06/filmgore2.jpg

I'd still hit it.

[Natesac]

Cortizone?

Eh? :action-sm

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/TopFilms/Godfather/Godfather15.jpg

[Awful Me]

Time to head to work, back in 20 or so.

[Deadbent]

All that partialization talk was getting on my nervesss.

http://blog.proedgemedia.com/images/20060413181621_airshow_explosion.jpg

[Hidden_Rage]

All that partialization talk was getting on my nervesss.

http://blog.proedgemedia.com/images/20060413181621_airshow_explosion.jpg



Only one man can make that happen very soon... Redding.

[SonnyForelli]

Sonny is an asshole.

It has to do with stealing play calls because Brady had 3 hours to sit in the pocket and make that throw

He is ruining this for all of us named Sunny.

I would love to see Bill Bellichek get shot in the head. And Boston people piss me the fuck off. Nobody, NOBODY gave a shit about the Pats until Tom Brady came around. Fuck New England.


Ha! You bunch of whiny cunt Jets fans. Boo Hoo, we want a do over,


why, so we can hand your asses back to you again. boo hoo ;)

[norton23]

I would love to see Bill Bellichek get shot in the head. And Boston people piss me the fuck off. Nobody, NOBODY gave a shit about the Pats until Tom Brady came around. Fuck New England.


ummmm except for people living in Boston :huh: i've been a pats fan since I was a little kid,,,as were all my friends and anybody who lived in my town,,,I soon moved out of that town and went to school in boston and everybody there was a pats fan as well,,,so my guess is that nobody cared about the pats except for Boston, Maine , New Hampshire, Vermont CT, and Rhode Island :rolleyes:

[Dr. Hoffman]

Ha! You bunch of whiny cunt Jets fans. Boo Hoo, we want a do over,


why, so we can hand your asses back to you again. boo hoo ;)

Ville is an Eagles fan. :action-sm

[norton23]

Ha! You bunch of whiny cunt Jets fans. Boo Hoo, we want a do over,


why, so we can hand your asses back to you again. boo hoo ;)

You know if that were to happen the pats would come out swingin' that would end the jets season right there pats 99- jets 7 with all the jets starters being taken off the field in stretchers

[SonnyForelli]

Ville is an Eagles fan. :action-sm

ditto

[norton23]

ditto


see you in the superbowl we can cheat together

[Natesac]

ummmm except for people living in Boston :huh: i've been a pats fan since I was a little kid,,,as were all my friends and anybody who lived in my town,,,I soon moved out of that town and went to school in boston and everybody there was a pats fan as well,,,so my guess is that nobody cared about the pats except for Boston, Maine , New Hampshire, Vermont CT, and Rhode Island :rolleyes:

What... couldn't spell Massachusetts?

[VilleDick]

Ville is an Eagles fan. :action-sm

Indeed, we got our own problems without people stealing our signs. Still Boston sports fans feel a sense of entitlement that bothers me. :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

Holy fucking spy report...

Fox News banner reporting Vladimir Putin has dissolved the Russian government.

[Perch1019]

Ha! You bunch of whiny cunt Jets fans. Boo Hoo, we want a do over,


why, so we can hand your asses back to you again. boo hoo ;)

Whos asking for a Do-over? I was just saying that its easy to throw a perfect ball 50 yards to a fast reciever blowing through coverage when you have all the time in the world to sit in the pocket and not have to worry about a LB geting to you.
I dont know how as a Pats fan you can sit there right now and claim your proud of what your team did.

[VilleDick]

Way to go Tom McCarthy, from good ole Philadelphia on that call

[mendozathejew]

Ha! You bunch of whiny cunt Jets fans. Boo Hoo, we want a do over,


why, so we can hand your asses back to you again. boo hoo ;)

the pats are a much much better team. which makes their repeated cheating (this isnt the first time they did this and got caught)all the more pathetic.

[VilleDick]

Holy fucking spy report...

Fox News banner reporting Vladimir Putin has dissolved the Russian government.

I saw that, I'm scared

[Natesac]

Holy fucking spy report...

Fox News banner reporting Vladimir Putin has dissolved the Russian government.

I know... insane.

[sniper2323]

Thank you opie. that guy sucked

[Natesac]

Some people need to understand that you can only be legendary if OnA do your jokes. That's why guys like StevenS from Bay Shore are immortal.

If I called in, I'd sound like more of retard than I already do.

[Deadbent]

the pats are a much much better team. which makes their repeated cheating (this isnt the first time they did this and got caught)all the more pathetic.

true, but the debate is still as useless as kevin everett.

[Puffy_McScrote]

I saw that, I'm scared

Oh goodie... this is really fucking bad...

DEVELOPING STORY: Russian news agencies cite the Kremlin as saying that President Vladimir Putin dissolved the government Wednesday.

Russian Prime Minister Mikhail Fradkov asked the Kremlin to dissolve his government, Russian news agencies reported, with less than three months remaining before parliamentary elections.

Fradkov made the decision based on "the approaching major political events in the country and a desire to give the president full freedom in making decisions, including personnel," Fradkov was quoted by ITAR-Tass as saying. A Kremlin spokesman could not immediately comment on the report.

[VilleDick]

Some people need to understand that you can only be legendary if OnA do your jokes. That's why guys like StevenS from Bay Shore are immortal.

If I called in, I'd sound like more of retard than I already do.

And our favorite lil buddy Natesac from Jericho

[madbam]

Ha! You bunch of whiny cunt Jets fans. Boo Hoo, we want a do over,


why, so we can hand your asses back to you again. boo hoo ;)

I am a lifelong Jet fan sonny and we will see what happens when we play you guys again on 12/16 at your house. It will be a Jet win and we won't be cheating to do it...so go screw (That's about as vulgur as I get).

Now that I look back it seems easy to explain their dominance over the past years....cheaters never win..

[Dr. Hoffman]

And another spy report...

Stupid nappy hoe withdraws Imus lawsuit...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,296480,00.html

[Natesac]

And our favorite lil buddy Natesac from Jericho

:action-sm

[CM Mark]

ummmm except for people living in Boston :huh: i've been a pats fan since I was a little kid,,,as were all my friends and anybody who lived in my town,,,I soon moved out of that town and went to school in boston and everybody there was a pats fan as well,,,so my guess is that nobody cared about the pats except for Boston, Maine , New Hampshire, Vermont CT, and Rhode Island :rolleyes:

Where exactly is Vermont Connecticut? I live in Connecticut and have never heard of a town called Vermont? "whaa"

[Hidden_Rage]

Holy fucking spy report...

Fox News banner reporting Vladimir Putin has dissolved the Russian government.

That's crazy

[Natesac]

How about 'Morning Zoo P.O.S.'?

[VilleDick]

See this is just a morning zoo bit from Vladimir Putin, dissolving Parliament wakka wakka *wacky whistle*

[Sack of Chisels]

the tubesday but had to be only like a year or two ago. i remember it fondly

[norton23]

Where exactly is Vermont Connecticut? I live in Connecticut and have never heard of a town called Vermont? "whaa"

you sir can suck a cock:icon_mrgr

[Natesac]

'Morning Zoo Bit'... better known as 'I Enjoy This Because I Have an IQ of 50 Bit'

[Deadbent]

DhxpohzZHbc

[mendozathejew]

Oh goodie... this is really fucking bad...

DEVELOPING STORY: Russian news agencies cite the Kremlin as saying that President Vladimir Putin dissolved the government Wednesday.


and Israel and the US are saying that North Korea is giving whats left of their nuclear arsenal to to Iran and Syria. and thats why Israel flew into into Syria a few days ago.
http://www.jpost.com/


this planet is getting worse by the day

[VilleDick]

This makes me suuuuuuuuuuuicidal suuuuuuuuuuuucidal

[Puffy_McScrote]

and Israel and the US are saying that North Korea is giving whats left of their nuclear arsenal to to Iran and Syria. and thats why Israel flew into into Syria a few days ago.
http://www.jpost.com/


this planet is getting worse by the day

Have no fear. We still have a little over 5 years before Dec 21, 2012. :action-sm

[Natesac]

you sir can suck a cock:icon_mrgr

If you learned how to use commas, you would get your point across better.

Example:

You wrote:

you sir can suck a cock

Corrected:

You, sir, can suck a cock.



When you're directing a statement to a specific individual, you have to use a comma to separate the sentence from the receiver's name or title.

:)

[CM Mark]

you sir can suck a cock:icon_mrgr

I CAN suck a dick, I just don't WANT to. Anyone on earth has the CAPACITY to suck a dick. Just not everyone WANTS to suck a dick. :action-sm

[Awful Me]

Ha! You bunch of whiny cunt Jets fans. Boo Hoo, we want a do over,


why, so we can hand your asses back to you again. boo hoo ;)



Jets fan? I live in Louisiana, I have never even watched a Jets game. I just think you sounded like a douche. All that talent and they still had to cheat.

[CM Mark]

If you learned how to use commas, you would get your point across better.

Example:

You wrote:

you sir can suck a cock

Corrected:

You, sir, can suck a cock.



When you're directing a statement to a specific individual, you have to use a comma to separate the sentence from the receiver's name or title.

talk about being anal

[norton23]

you sir, can suck a cock

you sir, can also suck a cock

[VilleDick]

If you learned how to use commas, you would get your point across better.

Example:

You wrote:

you sir can suck a cock

Corrected:

You, sir, can suck a cock.



When you're directing a statement to a specific individual, you have to use a comma to separate the sentence from the receiver.

So would it be wrong to say your an ass :action-sm

Misuse of the word your was done on purpose

[Natesac]

you sir, can suck a cock

you sir, can also suck a cock

You need a comma after the word 'you' as well.

[Deadbent]

http://gsb.haifa.ac.il/~draban/graphics/lemonade.jpg
http://knitfit.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/17/brownies_3.jpg

[Natesac]

So would it be wrong to say your an ass :action-sm

Misuse of the word your was done on purpose

Understood.

I'm just here to educate and spread AIDS.

[norton23]

You need a comma after the word 'you' as well.


how about I stick a comma up your ass :icon_mrgr

[norton23]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!

[Hidden_Rage]

Ooooh CK and Lynch

[Natesac]

Dinnertime. Catch you later, kids.

[Deadbent]

Understood.

I'm just here to educate and spread AIDS.

1 for 2 ain't bad nate. Start educating one day, will you?

[norton23]

Ooooh CK and Lynch

:clap:

[Awful Me]

Breaking news:7.9 quake in jakarta. tsunami alerts.

[Awful Me]

The Steroid rant they do on Superdeluxe.com is the besssst

[SonnyForelli]

I am a lifelong Jet fan sonny and we will see what happens when we play you guys again on 12/16 at your house. It will be a Jet win and we won't be cheating to do it...so go screw (That's about as vulgur as I get).

Now that I look back it seems easy to explain their dominance over the past years....cheaters never win..

Oh Shut up you stinky CUNT BAG and grow some fucking balls :icon_roll

just be prepaired to be calling the Pats cheaters again when they win on 12/16

[Deadbent]

http://www.10tv.com/sites/10tv/content/images/200709/News_Hollingsworth_160.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

Breaking news:7.9 quake in jakarta. tsunami alerts.

Get ready for funny parody songs!!!

What? Nothing?

[madbam]

Oh Shut up you stinky CUNT BAG and grow some fucking balls :icon_roll

just be prepaired to be calling the Pats cheaters again when they win on 12/16

Nice language babe....we will talk again on the 17th after the Jets win..

[Deadbent]

So now you're screwed... it's the tsunamiiiiiii....

[Stig]

Here's what the guy in the video they were watching was wearing:
http://www.pxdirect.com/images/TranZportHood.jpg
Designed to prevent spitting and discourage biting by prisoners in custody. It's easy to use and stays in place with a secure-lock tab. One size fits all. Disposable.
$5.50 each, or $5.25 each for 50 to 200 units.
Anybody?

[Stig]

Nice language babe....we will talk again on the 17th after the Jets win..

It's embarassing that they did that. But they'll still crush the hapless Jets.
Sorry, Bammy.


(I suspect that the Pats aren't the only team who do this. They just got caught.)

[Deadbent]

Here's what the guy in the video they were watching was wearing:
http://www.pxdirect.com/images/TranZportHood.jpg
Designed to prevent spitting and discourage biting by prisoners in custody. It's easy to use and stays in place with a secure-lock tab. One size fits all. Disposable.
$5.50 each, or $5.25 each for 50 to 200 units.
Anybody?

a case or seventeen would make a fine wedding present.

[sniper2323]

My team is better then your team...

(Repeat all day in the listening thread)

Yuck.....

[VilleDick]

My team is better then your team...

(Repeat all day in the listening thread)

Yuck.....

Don't be bitter because you're an Argonauts fan :action-sm

[Deadbent]

It's still real to her.

[SonnyForelli]

Nice language babe....we will talk again on the 17th after the Jets win..

:deadhorse

:popcorn:

[moegolden]

I honestly don't think the chris crocker vid is fake. Apparently, people don't know drama queen gay guys. I know a few now since moving here. They follow gossip 24/7 and get emotionally invested in this shit.

[Stig]

a case or seventeen would make a fine wedding present.

www.pxdirect.com Fascinating site.

[Deadbent]

I honestly don't think the chris crocker vid is fake. Apparently, you don't know drama queen gay guys. I know a few since moving here. They follow gossip 24/7.


you're talking about that one bagger who ganked a copy of jims book. bingo.

[Stig]

I honestly don't think the chris crocker vid is fake. Apparently, you don't know drama queen gay guys. I know a few since moving here. They follow gossip 24/7.

Did you feel like a goose after Steve said it was fake? Just askin'. :action-sm

[Awful Me]

Was that guy talking about Britney, or was it Sonny Forelli talking about the Patriots again?

[sniper2323]

At the end of that clip there should have been, "cooooooooome oooooon guuuuuuuuuys, leave her alone, cooooome ooooooon, give her a chance"

[Deadbent]

it could be a crackhaid!

[Hidden_Rage]

Gotta give the man UPS :haha7:

[Awful Me]

It isn't Southern unless you are talking about Southern University.

[CM Mark]

I want da gold! where da gold at? Gim me da gold!

[Dr. Hoffman]

Gotta give the man UPS :haha7:

Can I get an Un-interruptible Power Source too?

[sniper2323]

Speaking of non-news day...

Russia Tests 'World's Most Powerful Non-Nuclear Bomb'
(Fox News)

[jb9152]

Speaking of non-news day...

Russia Tests 'World's Most Powerful Non-Nuclear Bomb'
(Fox News)

Now if they could just invent world's most powerful deodorant, they'd move up to Third World nation status.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Speaking of non-news day...

Russia Tests 'World's Most Powerful Non-Nuclear Bomb'
(Fox News)

Yeah...I saw they were real original with the naming of it too calling it the Daddy of All Bombs as opposed to our Mother of All Bombs.

[sniper2323]

Now if they could just invent world's most powerful deodorant, they'd move up to Third World nation status.
:clap::clap::clap::clap:

[krisko]

gooooood morning wackbag!!!!!!!

[VilleDick]

gooooood morning wackbag!!!!!!!

Goooooooooood morning Krisko

[sniper2323]

Morning Krisko

[Hidden_Rage]

Good morning to Krisko

[krisko]

the umbrella song is for queers

[Dr. Hoffman]

gooooood morning wackbag!!!!!!!

Good morning!!! :action-sm

[krisko]

the only reason jimmy is listening to this music is because he wants to bag a 17 years old

[Hidden_Rage]

My favorite new pop song is still Van Halen - We're Back!

[Deadbent]

Hey kris. Miss me? :p

[Stig]

Was that guy talking about Britney, or was it Sonny Forelli talking about the Patriots again?

OOooooohhhh....SNAP! :icon_eek:



Oh, and good morning, Miss Krisko. :action-sm

[krisko]

Hey kris. Miss me? :p

of course!!!!!!! i slept in again, i was tired

[VilleDick]

Ain't Kanye just a broke nigga?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Ain't Kanye just a broke nigga?

Yeah...who hates white people.

[Danesy]

Ooooooh look who's here .... it's Awful Me, Ballbuster1, Clever1, CM Mark, Deadbent, dg124, GoCamels, Hidden_Rage, Hoffman+, jb9152, jlfrench, krisko, madbam, Perch1019, sniper2323, SonnyForelli, Stig, universalremobo, VilleDick

Good Morning!!!!

[Razor Roman]

gooooood morning wackbag!!!!!!!

KrisKooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!

[Deadbent]

of course!!!!!!! i slept in again, i was tired


All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.
All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.
All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.

All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.
All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.

[Awful Me]

Stronger is fuckin terrible.

[moegolden]

Stronger is fuckin terrible.
but the original daft punk version is legitimately cool.

[krisko]

All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.
All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.
All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.

All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.
All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.

yes you're right



on a completely unrelated note i hope kanye west dies in a horrific drug deal gone bad

[Stig]

All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.
All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.
All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.

All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.
All work and no play makes kris a dull girl. All work and no play All work and no play makes kris a dull girl.

You idiot. That clearly should be THREE paragraphs. You need to break it right between the sentence that ends with 'girl,' and the one that starts with 'All."

[Dr. Hoffman]

Why does Kanye think he should be rewarded? He is like every other fucking rapper out there in that he has no creativity to come up with his own original background beats. He, like every other rapper has to sample something from a previously released song.

[VilleDick]

Rappers are fuckin terrible.

Fixed it aaaaaaaaaaaaaand

QFT

[Deadbent]

Kanye said "give a black man a chance". Ant interpreted it as "Is he saying Give an N a chance?"

way to be.

[Stig]

yes you're right



on a completely unrelated note i hope kanye west dies in a horrific drug deal gone bad

Hell, I'd settle for a tragic gardening accident.

[Mobo]

Opies music tastes are waaaaaay worse than Jimmy's.

[Deadbent]

You idiot. That clearly should be THREE paragraphs. You need to break it right between the sentence that ends with 'girl,' and the one that starts with 'All."


Stiggy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. Understand?

[krisko]

i'm very proud to say that i do not know what any of these fucking songs are, i really like that i have no idea what this shite is

[jb9152]

I'm getting AIDS listening to this fucking song.

[Awful Me]

Wait, was a guy who writes parody songs criticizing somebody for non meaningful lyrics?

[Stig]

Stiggy, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. Understand?

Yeah. Sure. Say...mind if I borrow that axe? I need to...ummm...get some firewood. Yeah.

[CaptainWacky]

Wait, was a guy who writes parody songs criticizing somebody for non meaningful lyrics?

Well he really does not write parody songs, that is what weird al does. He writes original songs with comedic lyrics. Just saying. :action-sm

[Stig]

i'm very proud to say that i do not know what any of these fucking songs are, i really like that i have no idea what this shite is

Reason #426 why I love Krisko.

[Deadbent]

Is my ex girlfriend talking to me?

[Mobo]

Is my ex girlfriend talking to me?

Not since the restraining order.

[Deadbent]

Not since the restraining order.

That's actually true. But, it wasn't really a restraining order, just some... scare tactic.



or something.

[madbam]

OK I am opening myself up for this one but I have the Delilah song on my iPod....hit me...

[krisko]

Not since the restraining order.

hey looooooooky i have a picture of stephen lynch too :action-sm
http://a693.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_284ff01ab4f559f283e5cac98ef51cb4.jpg

[Stig]

That's actually true. But, it wasn't really a restraining order, just some... scare tactic.



or something.

Sometimes, when a woman a gets a restraining order, what she's really trying to tell you is "I want to be with you forever, and I want you to go everywhere I go, and never let me out of your sight."
You should investigate that possibility.

[Dr. Hoffman]

OK I am opening myself up for this one but I have the Delilah song on my iPod....hit me...

I want to break a radio every time I hear that song.

[VilleDick]

OK I am opening myself up for this one but I have the Delilah song on my iPod....hit me...

:doh::doh:

Sorry budday

[Stig]

OK I am opening myself up for a slap to the nuts....hit me...

Fixed. :action-sm

[stillbornstew]

afternoon baggers. have they mentioned anything about yesterdays meeting? i really don't want to stay up until 1am listening to the replay.

[Mobo]

hey looooooooky i have a picture of stephen lynch too :action-sm
http://a693.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_284ff01ab4f559f283e5cac98ef51cb4.jpg

did you get yours off of Google, also?

[krisko]

did you get yours off of Google, also?

how did you know i did that to that pictures?? who told you??



oh wait...nevermind

[Redding]

Hey guys...btw fuck that little midget fuck....i spent 2 hours at helium got there early and signed up (i was second on the list) then 745 comes around and i check the list to see if i get to go on....and the list is full of all those unfunny Kidd Chris guys...and down the list is fuck ed mcgonigal....hey midget fuck cunt if you want to give a chance to a younger comic like u said you dumb fuck how about you stop going to open mic nights so a guy who really needed that spot to get his material together for friday could do it....

[Razor Roman]

awww Mrs. C K

[jb9152]

awww Mrs. C K

Better known as the cunting cunty cunt.

[CM Mark]

Hey guys...btw fuck that little midget fuck....i spent 2 hours at helium got there early and signed up (i was second on the list) then 745 comes around and i check the list to see if i get to go on....and the list is full of all those unfunny Kidd Chris guys...and down the list is fuck ed mcgonigal....hey midget fuck cunt if you want to give a chance to a younger comic like u said you dumb fuck how about you stop going to open mic nights so a guy who really needed that spot to get his material together for friday could do it....

Sucks to be you.

[Razor Roman]

Puss and leave the last one off for savings! Nice...

[Redding]

Sucks to be you.

its ok i ended up getting some friends together and i did my act in front of them and it went over pretty good....

[CM Mark]

its ok i ended up getting some friends together and i did my act in front of them and it went over pretty good....

so did my act in front of co-workers who normally can't stand me

[krisko]

yay louis ck goodness on XM...and dirty dirty stephen lynch songs!!!!!!!!!

[Stig]

its ok i ended up getting some friends together and i did my act in front of them and it went over pretty good....

They must be better friends than us. Unless they threw pictures of bomb disposal suits and nuclear explosions at you while you were talking.

[Dr. Hoffman]

its ok i ended up getting some friends together and i did my act in front of them and it went over pretty good....

Philly SWAT let you borrow bomb suits for your friends to wear?

[Deadbent]

something-something bomb suits

somethingsomething bomb suits


yeah! bombsuits.

[Redding]

so did my act in front of co-workers who normally can't stand me

They must be better friends than us. Unless they threw pictures of bomb disposal suits and nuclear explosions at you while you were talking.

Philly SWAT let you borrow bomb suits for your friends to wear?

my friends are just like you guys...sarcastic fucks who never think im funny...for some reason they thought i was last night

[CM Mark]

my friends are just like you guys...sarcastic fucks who never think im funny...for some reason they thought i was last night

So how drunk were these "friends" of yours?

[Awful Me]

my friends are just like you guys...sarcastic fucks who never think im funny...for some reason they thought i was last night

They just like busting balls. You will do great.

[Dr. Hoffman]

my friends are just like you guys...sarcastic fucks who never think im funny...for some reason they thought i was last night

If I think you're funny on Friday I'll let you know. Until then let's keep up the bomb suit talk boys! :action-sm

[Mobo]

Did you do the "pants" joke?

[sniper2323]

my friends are just like you guys...sarcastic fucks who never think im funny...for some reason they thought i was last night

So your telling me there is no drug testing where you work...

[Stig]

my friends are just like you guys...sarcastic fucks who never think im funny...for some reason they thought i was last night

Two words: Booze, stupid. :action-sm


Just remember, when all else fails, just start yelling "TELL 'EM ABOUT THE DISCOUNT, HARRY!" over and over again. Works every time.

[Deadbent]

let's keep up the bomb suit talk boys! :action-sm

http://www.cheyennepd.org/gallery/EOD012.jpg

[krisko]

Enough About The Bomb Suits!:action-sm

[Danesy]

OK, I am going to try this again....

Good Morning Everyone ..... :p

[sniper2323]

Eog!!!!

[krisko]

ooooooh it only took them 4 minutes to walk to XM, they're fast

edit: and good morning Danesy!!! :)

[Phil Packer]

wow, coming back to XM quick today, must not want to lose the momentum they started. I love when Louis is in studio

[sniper2323]

Morning Danesy

[Deadbent]

I heard Saturday night, dansey said she leaves her kiddies out in the cold during the winter with no coat on to punish them.


Oh.. HIII Dansey.

[Danesy]

I heard Saturday night, dansey said she leaves her kiddies out in the cold during the winter with no coat on to punish them.


Oh.. HIII Dansey.

Yea .... after I beat them with a wooden spoon.

Hey Deadsy!

[madbam]

OK, I am going to try this again....

Good Morning Everyone ..... :p
Hi there:action-sm

[sniper2323]

total time from FM to start of xm talk........

13min. 52 secs.

[Stig]

Enough About The Bomb Suits!:action-sm

Tstlkekrisko?

[CM Mark]

and amazingly, Louis hasn't yet said cunt

[wetandstickyjim]

OK, I am going to try this again....

Good Morning Everyone ..... :p

Morning Puddin' :action-sm

Morning everyone else. :action-sm

[krisko]

Sorry, Tasty. Oh, wait...

who? "whaa"




miss tasty

[Razor Roman]

Come on gals... someone offer to suck lou's cock.

[Razor Roman]

who? "whaa"

miss tasty


it's ok Krisko...you're tasty :p

[wetandstickyjim]

Tstlkekrisko?

heh heh, nice!

[Mobo]

Come on gals... someone offer to suck lou's cock.

Aw, hell, he's funny.....I'll do it.

[krisko]

Come on gals... someone offer to suck lou's cock.

i don't think he'd accept....and i don't think i'd offer

[krisko]

Aw, hell, he's funny.....I'll do it.

hey, you're topical! :action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

yo peeps

[CM Mark]

mornin Wilm

[Razor Roman]

i don't think he'd accept....and i don't think i'd offer

I'd accept :love:

[Awful Me]

I shot a load on a girls chess last night.

[Stig]

I shot a load on a girls chess last night.

Did it make the pieces stick to the board?

[Wilmington WOW]

hose down that launch pad

[krisko]

I'd accept :love:

you'd accept that but yeseterday you didn't even want to accept my phone word :(

[VilleDick]

By the way, that news was first reported by Kevin aka Homan13PSU from Wackbag.

[Chester'sLiver]

I'd accept :love:

yes but I don't think she would offer. :action-sm

[Stig]

you'd accept that but yeseterday you didn't even want to accept my phone word :(

What's a phone word? :icon_conf

[Awful Me]

FUCK YEAH! We get Russian Wrestling Villains Again!

[SOS]

FUCK YEAH! We get Russian Wrestling Villains Again!

:clap:

[Stig]

FUCK YEAH! We get Russian Wrestling Villains Again!

Nicolai Volkoff was running for mayor of his town or something. It's going to be much tougher if he has to run as a heel.

[wetandstickyjim]

Did it make the pieces stick to the broad?

fixed it for ya

[Razor Roman]

you'd accept that but yeseterday you didn't even want to accept my phone word :(

I don't get it...

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Russian army takes no shit...especially from Chechen terrorisim.

They'll shoot their own

[Deadbent]

you'd accept that but yeseterday you didn't even want to accept my phone word :(

It's ok. I still have it. ;)

I'll catch ya on the rebound.

[VilleDick]

Nicolai Volkoff was running for mayor of his town or something. It's going to be much tougher if he has to run as a heel.

But he can sing the Soviet anthem and everyone will love him.

By the way, more famous: Awful Me or Natesac?

Shoot me, but I like that Sting song

[Awful Me]

Nicolai Volkoff was running for mayor of his town or something. It's going to be much tougher if he has to run as a heel.

Iron Sheik will run in at the debate and chairshot the other guy.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Stings - 'Russians' is a chatchy tune like banana phone.

[Deadbent]

fixed it for ya



That was perhaps the best fixin' in a while. :icon_mrgr

[Lillibaby]

love the Ruskis...what a cool bunch of anti-semitic bastards

[Friday]

re-morning baggers! :action-sm

three days to go till Camden goodness wheeeee

[krisko]

It's ok. I still have it. ;)

I'll catch ya on the rebound.

yay!!!

is this sting? someone please kill sting

[Awful Me]

This is why he switched to the lute. Fucking terrible.

[Stig]

Miss Cold War paranoia songs.


No I don't.

[VilleDick]

yay!!!

is this sting? someone please kill sting

Yep, Russians by Sting. It's an older tune.

I like it, shoot me :icon_redf

[Stig]

re-morning baggers! :action-sm

three days to go till Camden goodness wheeeee

Mornin' Cutie. :action-sm

[Mobo]

You can see Yakov Smirnov anytime you want.....in beautiful Branson, MO!

http://www.yakov.com/default.html

[OxBabygirlxO]

re-morning baggers! :action-sm

three days to go till Camden goodness wheeeee

cant wait! ..... morning everyone

[sniper2323]

I hope the old cold war warms up again... Thoughs were the days....


Yeah.. Gonna open my bomb shelter business

[Chester'sLiver]

The new dictator of Russia Marvin the Martian...


http://www.cartoon-secrets.com/Photos/Looney-Marvin-the-martian.jpg

[mascan42]

New bomb will blow duckbill to back of head.

[meanmarv]

Russian army takes no shit...especially from Chechen terrorisim.

They'll shoot their own

Russians take their vodka by enema, thats why they don't take any shit.

And a Russian doesn't take a dump without a plan.

[Stig]

cant wait! ..... morning everyone

Suddenly, there's chicks all over this dump. And silly me without any Axe Body Spray... :(

[madbam]

re-morning baggers! :action-sm

three days to go till Camden goodness wheeeeeWB how was the 'mill

[krisko]

oohhh "good luck bro to russia" opie must know the launch codes for our bombs, he's giving the ruski's a little heads up

[VilleDick]

Love the iPhone

[Stig]

Russians take their vodka by enema, thats why they don't take any shit.

And a Russian doesn't take a dump without a plan.

But they DO take a dump without toilet paper.

[meanmarv]

We do not want the old Russia back. I spent 22 years fighting the cold war with ICBM systems and it was good to have them go away.
Peacekeeper Missile cold test launch shown below.

[sniper2323]

New bomb will blow duckbill to back of head.


Made by ACME

Warning: Not to be used by coyotes.

[Chester'sLiver]

It will be easy to know when Russia is going to attack though because all the strippers will suddenly disappear.

[krisko]

mark how was the 'mill

fixed :action-sm

[meanmarv]

It will be easy to know when Russia is going to attack though because all the strippers will suddenly disappear.

They like to make the fuck.

[Awful Me]

our bomb is satellite guided, the russians dropped theirs from a plane with a parachute.

[VilleDick]

So here we go, don't take the iPhone overseas. Done and done.

[VilleDick]

our bomb is satellite guided, the russians dropped theirs from a plane with a parachute.

Chad Henne is more accurate than Russian missiles

[Stig]

I will never buy an I-phone. Fuck Steve Jobs.

[Danesy]

I will never buy an I-phone. Fuck Steve Jobs.

I want the new Nano ... they are cheaper and better.

[meanmarv]

I will never buy an I-phone. Fuck Steve Jobs.

I'm with you and I won't even by a J-phone.

[krisko]

Chad Henne is more accurate than Russian missiles

:clap::clap:

[Awful Me]

Chad Henne is more accurate than Russian missiles

lets not get carried away....

at least the russians only bombed once.

[Stig]

our bomb is satellite guided, the russians dropped theirs from a plane with a parachute.

I think the MOAB is pushed out the back of a C-147.

[Stig]

I'm with you and I won't even by a J-phone.

I'll stick with my Banana Phone, thank you.

[Awful Me]

I think the MOAB is pushed out the back of a C-147.

That might be how they did it back in the war of 1812 when you were commanding the persian armies. :action-sm

[meanmarv]

I think the MOAB is pushed out the back of a C-147.

Search the web for the Minutemen Missile they dropped from a c-141 just to see if they could it. Just enough fuel to get it back to altitude after the drop. Exceeded all expectations. If I find I will post link.

[sniper2323]

It is a fact. The US has the biggest bomb.....


Hoo Hoo.

If we drop Howard on them, they will all die of bordom.

[krisko]

I'll stick with my Banana Phone, thank you.

banana phones stink, here's what i use
http://www.brendangrant.com/BlogImages/maxshoe.jpg

[Friday]

WB how was the 'mill

no mill today.... boot camp style ... alot of jumping up and down, push ups (ouch!), and leg strengthening..... flab be gone!

[Stig]

banana phones stink, here's what i use
http://www.brendangrant.com/BlogImages/maxshoe.jpg

Miss Don Adams.

[VilleDick]

I will never buy an I-phone. Fuck Steve Jobs.

I'm with you and I won't even by a J-phone.

You guys are silly geese. Stig still thinks his bag phone is cutting edge though. He was the first on the block to have one.:action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

Damn, Ant just said the IF I was writing "She won't have to deal with those pesky negros".

[Stig]

You guys are silly geese. Stig still thinks his bag phone is cutting edge though. He was the first on the block to have one.:action-sm

What good is a phone in my ball sack? I'll stick with the Razr, thanks.

[Razor Roman]

Love how anytime people talk about the future, Opie and Anthony assume it's the 30's. lol.

[meanmarv]

Search the web for the Minutemen Missile they dropped from a c-141 just to see if they could it. Just enough fuel to get it back to altitude after the drop. Exceeded all expectations. If I find I will post link.

http://asuwlink.uwyo.edu/~jimkirk/minuteman.html to see article about missile test. It was also tried on C-5 and they say C-17.

[Razor Roman]

What good is a phone in my ball sack? I'll stick with the Razr, thanks.

You said you wouldn't tell what I did to you.. oh..nevermind..


The Carousel of Progress is at Walt Disney World now...

and Spaceship Earth is having its ending redone now... and the announcer is Jeremy Irons

[Cromwell]

Mornin' Awful Me, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, Danesy, Deadbent, firefighter2621, Frank Alexander, Friday, Hoffman, jb9152, krisko, KRiz, Lillibaby, madbam, meanmarv, mightymalachi, OxBabygirlxO, peteg9699, Razor Roman, Redding, RobeSoup&Tears, sniper2323, speed1001, SteveSteele, Stig, universalremobo, UsedLadBag, VilleDick, wetandstickyjim, Wilmington WOW :action-sm

I missed some things - Did Stephen Lynch play?

[Chester'sLiver]

Last time I went to Disney, I was in the Carousel of time it broke down half way through and I was stuck in the 1950s stage for 10 minutes before they opened the door. It ran like 8 times. It was awful..

[Deadbent]

catchin up and i'd like to thank ville for the chad henne line, Awful me with a score from villes assist, krisko for the shoe-phone pic, and friday for bootcamp sweat.

[Stig]

Redding prepares to bring the funny to car crash comedy...
http://asuwlink.uwyo.edu/~jimkirk/missile/051007-F-0000W-001-big.jpg

[krisko]

[40's guy voice] in the future, your frigidaire will be able to tell your lazy ass wife when you've run out of something

[Stig]

You said you wouldn't tell what I did to you.. oh..nevermind..


The Carousel of Progress is at Walt Disney World now...

and Spaceship Earth is having its ending redone now... and the announcer is Jeremy Irons

They had the Carousel at both. I think they're both closed now.

[Stig]

The computer finds Craigslist, and skanks start showing up at the office.

[Cromwell]

Thanks for the non-replies :rolleyes:

(Yes, I'm a haughty, demanding diva) :icon_mrgr

Just heard the Opster saying the great Mr. Lynch is coming up.

So, all's cool. :icon_cool

[RobeSoup&Tears]

banana phones stink, here's what i use
http://www.brendangrant.com/BlogImages/maxshoe.jpg

You think he'd like this? (http://getsmartmovie.warnerbros.com/)
(not meat spin)

[Stig]

You think he'd like this? (http://getsmartmovie.warnerbros.com/)
(not meat spin)

I can't wait for this movie. I loved the show, Carell is hilarious, and Anne Hathaway is fucking gorgeous.

[Danesy]

Dane also called in on Saturday .... one of the best SNV's in a looooong time.

[Friday]

HI CROM!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

deadbent... you are very welcome :p

[Deadbent]

Thanks for the non-replies :rolleyes:

(Yes, I'm a haughty, demanding diva) :icon_mrgr

Just heard the Opster saying the great Mr. Lynch is coming up.

So, all's cool. :icon_cool


Awww I missed that crommmweLLLLLL.

To satisfy your curiosity, mr lynch has not performed on xm, or fm thusly.

[SteveSteele]

Thanks for the non-replies :rolleyes:

(Yes, I'm a haughty, demanding diva) :icon_mrgr

Just heard the Opster saying the great Mr. Lynch is coming up.

So, all's cool. :icon_cool

Good morning Crom. Sorry for the delay Mr Diva, but some of us were taking the first coffee and cigarette fueled dump of the morning. :action-sm

[krisko]

i'm so over dane cook :rolleyes:

[Cromwell]

"Fuck these publicists right in the fuck hole"

Dane won't come in when Louis CK is there.

After all - there could be a confrontation of the marginal Cook ripping off the brilliantly original Louis.

[mascan42]

Nice, Roland. The boys ask what big names he has lined up as guests, and he comes up with a bunch of people nobody's ever heard of.

[Chester'sLiver]

"Fuck these publicists right in the fuck hole"

Dane won't come in when Louis CK is there.

After all - there could be a confrontation of the marginal Cook ripping off the brilliantly original Louis.

Dane was on the phone when Louie was in studio...

[Mobo]

I...I....I....got my very first boner watching Marcia Brady just said he never thought females on tv were hot.....

[Razor Roman]

http://delivery.viewimages.com/xv/71413534.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19396908EAF14430D3542623A958C31BAF7 44DD53C88F9A0AE4

[Deadbent]

Anne Hathaway is fucking gorgeous.

Agreed, but that's not all you need for a good 99. I hope she does well.

[meanmarv]

I...I....I....got my very first boner watching Marcia Brady just said he never thought females on tv were hot.....

Alice got me off.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I had one of these at Kindergaden ('74-'75)
http://www.tvcrazy.net/images/leemajors/sixmilliondollarman/toys/lunch_box.jpg

[SteveSteele]

i'm so over dane cook :rolleyes:

I'm with you. Was Dane ever funny? I only watched Tourgasm for Bawbie.

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm with you. Was Dane ever funny? I only watched Tourgasm for Bawbie.

I found Dane to be funny and still do. His stand up anyway. I don't care what others say he made me laugh..

[Stig]

Agreed, but that's not all you need for a good 99. I hope she does well.

She's also a good actress, and has done comedy.
My wife loves those fucking Princess Diaries movies, so I've seen her work. Terrible movies, but she's great.

[Cromwell]

Dane was on the phone when Louie was in studio...

Did they interact?

Louis is too nice to call him out on it.

But - Cook is aware that Louis is aware - so they'll be no more ripping off Louis (someone who can actually write original ideas)

Hi Everybody who acknowledged me! :action-sm

I feel validated now. :)

Is anyone surprised that Anthony likes the "cute young ones"? :icon_mrgr

[Chester'sLiver]

now its all about Jenna Fishcer from the Office

[Razor Roman]

Weird... I never had a crush on young chicks... I don't think I ever really wanted to bang 18 year olds when I was 18. Always kind of had a thing for slightly more mature looking women.

[krisko]

I'm with you. Was Dane ever funny? I only watched Tourgasm for Bawbie.
i thought he was funny when i first heard his stand up, now it's just all so old that i'm over it. he does the same jokes every time i see him. i'd still do him but i'm over his extra energetic jumping around style of comedy.

She's also a good actress, and has done comedy.
My wife loves those fucking Princess Diaries movies, so I've seen her work. Terrible movies, but she's great.

i like those movies too, i own both of them, i deserve to be killed

[Chester'sLiver]

Did they interact?

Louis is too nice to call him out on it.

But - Cook is aware that Louis is aware - so they'll be no more ripping off Louis (someone who can actually write original ideas)


Lou didn't say much I don't think. I don't really remember...

[Stig]

Weird... I never had a crush on young chicks... I don't think I ever really wanted to bang 18 year olds when I was 18. Always kind of had a thing for slightly more mature looking women.
Razor had this picture in his locker:
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors2/JTandy_198588679086_150x200.jpg

[Razor Roman]

i like those movies too, i own both of them, i deserve to be killed

Naah, its cute.

And you kind of have a little bit of Anne Hathaway in ya...

but would you like some Roman in ya?

[Danesy]

I found Dane to be funny and still do. His stand up anyway. I don't care what others say he made me laugh..

As do I ....

And he said on Saturday that he is doing an arena tour starting in November .... I cannot WAIT!!!!

[VilleDick]

Work will set you free

[Cromwell]

i'd still do him but i'm over his extra energetic jumping around style of comedy.


And herein lies the popularity and appeal of Dane Cook. :rolleyes:

Chicks dig him.



i like those movies too, i own both of them, i deserve to be killed

I get douche chills when they show the trailer for that new movie with Jessica Alba (who *is* hot) - Cook annoys me.

[Friday]

Is anyone surprised that Anthony likes the "cute young ones"? :icon_mrgr

nopers! Melinda is as cute as a button :)

[Stig]

This cunt in the flingtoday.com ad is the same one they use for adameve.com and the place that sells the how to have sex tapes.
And her voice is NOT sexy.

[Deadbent]

Razor had this picture in his locker:
http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors2/JTandy_198588679086_150x200.jpg

Is that a current picture of you!?

[Mobo]

And herein lies the popularity and appeal of Dane Cook. :rolleyes:

Chicks dig him.

Aaaaaand.....what do we always say about women and comedy?

[Stig]

As do I ....

And he said on Saturday that he is doing an arena tour starting in November .... I cannot WAIT!!!!

With Louie's material and Brian Regan's delivery, how can he lose? :haha7:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I always liked weird Brunettes...as a kid I remember thinking that little girl from the late All In The Family shows being cute.

http://www.annieorphans.com/CastLists/BroadwayCast/images/DanielleBrisebois_images/DanielleBrisebois.jpg

I found this later pic...oh well.
http://www.annieorphans.com/Orph_Info/images/Orph_I19.jpg

[Danesy]

Aaaaaand.....what do we always say about women and comedy?

:fu:

[Friday]

She's also a good actress, and has done comedy.
My wife loves those fucking Princess Diaries movies, so I've seen her work. Terrible movies, but she's great.

she really IS a fantastic actress.

did you know.... comedy is much MUCH more difficult to pull off than drama.
'tis the truth!

[Stig]

Aaaaaand.....what do we always say about women and comedy?

There's nothing funnier than a woman with two black eyes?
That doesn't seem right, somehow.

[Stig]

she really IS a fantastic actress.

did you know.... comedy is much MUCH more difficult to pull off than drama.
'tis the truth!

I've tried doing drama here, and it never goes over well.

[Cromwell]

With Louie's material and Brian Regan's delivery, how can he lose? :haha7:

OH!

Stig line of the day material! :icon_mrgr

[Stig]

OH!

Stig line of the day material! :icon_mrgr

:icon_mrgr Thank you, sir.

[Stig]

The only "workshop-style performance" I want out of the Smashing Pumpkins is if Billy Corgan loses his fingers to a table saw.

[Awful Me]

The only "workshop-style performance" I want out of the Smashing Pumpkins is if Billy Corgan loses his voice box to a table saw.

corrected.

[blotto98]

I liked the slutty chick on Welcome Back Kotter. Redheaded chick- don't know her name for real or in the show. Too long ago

[Melk]

Morning from Japan everyone.

I broke my tendons, dude!

http://home.comcast.net/~scotfb/Image019.jpg

Hold my hand.

[Awful Me]

I liked the slutty chick on Welcome Back Kotter. Redheaded chick- don't know her name for real or in the show. Too long ago

"Hotsy" Totsy?

[Cromwell]

Now *I'm* offended.

I like The Smashing Pumpkins (and not just to impress Opie :icon_mrgr)

and Jimmy Chamberlin is the most amazing drummer! :icon_cool

[Mobo]

MELK!!!! Did you get hit by a bullet train?

[Stig]

Morning from Japan everyone.

I broke my tendons, dude!

http://home.comcast.net/~scotfb/Image019.jpg

Hold my hand.

The future is apparently fraught with danger!!!
Get better soon, Melkie! :action-sm

[Melk]

MELK!!!! Did you get hit by a bullet train?

Bent the foot the wrong way in judo practice. I have a foot thing on my foot!:action-sm

[madbam]

Mornin' Awful Me, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, Danesy, Deadbent, firefighter2621, Frank Alexander, Friday, Hoffman, jb9152, krisko, KRiz, Lillibaby, madbam, meanmarv, mightymalachi, OxBabygirlxO, peteg9699, Razor Roman, Redding, RobeSoup&Tears, sniper2323, speed1001, SteveSteele, Stig, universalremobo, UsedLadBag, VilleDick, wetandstickyjim, Wilmington WOW :action-sm

I missed some things - Did Stephen Lynch play?
Hiya and Yes

[Cromwell]

Morning from Japan everyone.

I broke my tendons, dude!

http://home.comcast.net/~scotfb/Image019.jpg

Hold my hand.

"How did it happen?" :icon_razz

[krisko]

Work will set you free

Himmler?

[Awful Me]

In the time it takes Ant to get the rebate, he has made more money than that.

[blotto98]

"Hotsy" Totsy?

ding-ding-ding. Thank You. That was my spank bank material.

[Cromwell]

Hiya and Yes

When the hell did he play?!?

At what time?

[VilleDick]

Himmler?

Heil Himmler

[krisko]

Heil Himmler

he's DEAD!

[SteveSteele]

I love Mac's and Apple products and I hate the iPhone too. At least this generation of iPhone.

[Melk]

"How did it happen?" :icon_razz

I was just ta---kin' to it.

[Chester'sLiver]

hahaha I love the K-Rock ticket line...

[VilleDick]

he's DEAD!

You're kiddin! :icon_eek:


Do you suck cock for K-Rock?!?!?!

[Johnny Manf]

yeah I didnt hear Lynch and now it seems like he left for the day.
i havent heard him talk in a while so he must be gone.

i missed about 20 minutes from about 9:15 to 9:35 so maybe it was in there.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Now *I'm* offended.

I like The Smashing Pumpkins...

Smashing Pumpkins...I love doing that.


Love this shit...now the xmers are rooooing it.

[Melk]

Apple is great, but if you want decent and inexpensive software, you have to go Windows.

Linnux is great... if you are willing to use all the mediocre freeware software out there.

[Cromwell]

Bent the foot the wrong way in judo practice.


You got "Cro-copped" :icon_mrgr

I love this fucking with Krock callers bit :D

[Sack of Chisels]

suck da cock for krock!

[Stig]

he's DEAD!

Victim of the Allied Forces. Poor, poor man.

[SteveSteele]

hahaha I love the K-Rock ticket line...

x2

[Chester'sLiver]

this is fucking great...

the Pad Data "Suck Cock 4 Krock"

[Stig]

Apple is great, but if you want decent and inexpensive software, you have to go Windows.

Linnux is great... if you are willing to use all the mediocre freeware software out there.

But you do get that smug feeling of sticking it to the man when you use Linux. And isn't that worth not being able to do what you want?

[krisko]

You're kiddin! :icon_eek:


Do you suck cock for K-Rock?!?!?!

i believe he was a victim of the Hague....

and no i don't sorry

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Love this bit. :icon_wink

[Melk]

You got "Cro-copped" :icon_mrgr


Haa haa. Okay... gotta see the doc one more time tomorrow morning. Need to sleep now.

Have a good day.

[Cromwell]

yeah I didnt hear Lynch and now it seems like he left for the day.
i havent heard him talk in a while so he must be gone.

i missed about 20 minutes from about 9:15 to 9:35 so maybe it was in there.


Motherfucking buttfucking faggot!

I gotta stop commuting to work . . . :icon_evil

[VilleDick]

i believe he was a victim of the Hague....

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7: :clap::clap::clap:

Post of the day from Ms Krisko!!!

[Mobo]

Love this bit. :icon_wink

Not as much as Louis CK

[Awful Me]

USSSSSSSSSSSS for KRock. [/Po]

[SteveSteele]

Apple is great, but if you want decent and inexpensive software, you have to go Windows.

Linnux is great... if you are willing to use all the mediocre freeware software out there.

Apple's pro apps are awesome though.

[krisko]

oh good my customer's bank is trying to "experdite" her check for her....ugh

[Sack of Chisels]

sow--rieee

[Mobo]

oh good my customer's bank is trying to "experdite" her check for her....ugh

What bank did she chooses?

[krisko]

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7: :clap::clap::clap:

Post of the day from Ms Krisko!!!

i rooooooned my bit :D

[Chester'sLiver]

to Sandy [Po voice] Damn you just got PWNED![/Po voice]

[SteveSteele]

How dumb are Sandy and George?

[Awful Me]

we get it.

[Stig]

Motherfucking buttfucking faggot!

I gotta stop commuting to work . . . :icon_evil

Sure. Just stay home. Like a shwoogie. :icon_mrgr

[krisko]

What bank did she chooses?

:haha7::haha7:

[Mobo]

we get it.

Do we?

[ColdplaySucks]

this was funny for about 30 seconds.

[Awful Me]

Do we?

You know what I am thinking right now, so i will just call myself a troll for you ;) :icon_eek:

[Stig]

Foo Fight!!!

[VilleDick]

"You can't say foo-fuck you fucking cunt"

Louis CK rules

[Mobo]

Foo Fight!!!

Main event at the Grohl Bowl?

[krisko]

everybody was foo fu fighting
http://linuxgazette.net/issue78/misc/alcidi/redflag_geek.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

How about having them do the Kurt Cobain contest? First person's brains to the ceiling win.

[Razor Roman]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/981/image004gc3.jpg

USS!

Dayum... you just got powned

[VilleDick]

Hahahahahahaha, Evil Opie ends the bit

[SteveSteele]

this was funny for about 30 seconds.

This is funny if they do it all day.

[Mobo]

everybody was foo fu fighting

Not in a post-Imus world, please....

[barjockey]

Happy B-day Louis CK. I love this bit.

[krisko]

this was funny for about 30 seconds.

http://www.resource-marketing.com/images/catalog/BSR1.JPG

[Chester'sLiver]

This is funny if they do it all day.

x2

[Cromwell]

This is funny if they do it all day.

Agreed :icon_mrgr

[CM Mark]

http://www.resource-marketing.com/images/catalog/BSR1.JPG

QFT.


This bit will always be funny

[SteveSteele]

I need the My Dick audio for my phone.

[Stig]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/981/image004gc3.jpg

USS!

Dayum... you just got powned

Is that Jim Duggan as a viking?

[Sack of Chisels]

my gut hurts

[Friday]

you know it's bad when i am actually paying attention to my work lolol

[krisko]

"we really are phoning it in" bwwahahahaa

[SteveSteele]

This is entertaining for more than six people.

[ColdplaySucks]

I'm sorry you're unable to be objective.

[Chester'sLiver]

"Poke fun at people you don't know and make gay jokes" he just described the Opie and Anthony show to a tee.

[Mobo]

I've never known anyone named Andres to be gay.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Po's Pwned clip more gooder than O&A Party Rock.

I'd love that as a ringtone.

[nataskaos]

I'm sorry you're unable to be objective.

I'm sorry you don't get comedy.

maybe they should get some fake callers.
...

[Mobo]

I'm sorry you don't get comedy.

maybe they should get some fake callers.
...

"I'd like Foo Fighters tickets....and to tell you about Howard TV!"

[SteveSteele]

"Pill box hat made out of Amanda's clit"-Brilliant!!!!

[Awful Me]

Po's Pwned clip more gooder than O&A Party Rock.

I'd love that as a ringtone.

When I get home, I will see what I can do.

[Mobo]

Shhhhh....if you're quiet, you can hear the elusive Stephen Lynch in his natural habitat.

[VilleDick]

Husssssssssssssss

[Stig]

Shhhhh....if you're quiet, you can hear the elusive Stephen Lynch in his natural habitat.

Gay bath house?

[ColdplaySucks]

I'm sorry you don't get comedy.

maybe they should get some fake callers.
...

You mean like the 100 Grand call? Funny, they had a lot more for that than just repeating 4 words over and over.

[Razor Roman]

I need this mp3

[VilleDick]

Crazy show today, I'll be back for Ron and Fez. See ya buddays

[Razor Roman]

hahahaha Meatspin

[Chester'sLiver]

I sent that in as E-Rock...how come he didn't say the name...

[Dr. Hoffman]

hahahaha Meatspin

I got in trouble yesterday for setting trap meatspin links. :icon_neut

[Puffy_McScrote]

I sent that in as E-Rock...how come he didn't say the name...

Because your name is not StevenS From Bayshore.:action-sm

[Razor Roman]

Good singin there, Lynchie.

[Mobo]

I sent that in as E-Rock...how come he didn't say the name...

not funny?

[SteveSteele]

Lynch must be hungover (whadda surprise), he's been pretty quiet.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Because your name is not StevenS From Bayshore.:action-sm

Or Natesac.

[Cromwell]

"For Ireland's sake" :)

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Stephen's great. :jump

[Awful Me]

I got in trouble yesterday for setting trap meatspin links. :icon_neut

because that is not nice for those of us with jobs. ;)

Thats why i NEVER click on any links at work.

[ZombieJellyfish]

anyone know where one could grab that Po clip? or should I drive my traffic to foundry and attempt the un-navigable?

[krisko]

I sent that in as E-Rock...how come he didn't say the name...

because they knew it was you some how and, well, look at your sig :action-sm

[Redding]

this was funny for about 30 seconds.

well then your a dummy because that was really funny

[SOS]

or Cigarsandscotch or UsedLadBag or Cromwell

[SteveSteele]

Later lads and lasses, I'm heading to the bathroom to take another liquidey coffee shit.

[Dr. Hoffman]

because that is not nice for those of us with jobs. ;)

Thats why i NEVER click on any links at work.

Oh, I know...it's just so fun to do though...until SOS gives you a speaking to over PM. :action-sm

[Stig]

Oh, I know...it's just so fun to do though...until SOS gives you a speaking to over PM. :action-sm

Did he come to AIM to track you down and kill you? :icon_mrgr

[Awful Me]

Or Natesac.

or even me. I am starting to pick them up :)

[Stig]

O&A Comedy Institute > Government of Canada.
But just barely.

[Chester'sLiver]

Or Natesac.

Ok I think I get a few more IFs read then Natesac...:icon_cool

[SOS]

Did he come to AIM to track you down and kill you? :icon_mrgr
If I wanted to. :action-sm

[krisko]

i just ate a snickers and got some chocolate on my pants and didnt realize it and i crossed my legs and now it's melted...."ohhhh what a mess"

[madbam]

i just ate a snickers and got some chocolate on my pants and didnt realize it and i crossed my legs and now it's melted...."ohhhh what a mess"
krisko shit her paAAaants...krisko shit her paAAaants

[Mobo]

i just ate a snickers and got some chocolate on my pants and didnt realize it and i crossed my legs and now it's melted...."ohhhh what a mess"

Take a picture, I'll use it as my avatar tomorrow.

[krisko]

Take a picture, I'll use it as my avatar tomorrow.

i don't have my cyyaaaamera

[Dr. Hoffman]

Did he come to AIM to track you down and kill you? :icon_mrgr

No...he sent me a PM that clearly got his message across.

[Arch Stanton]

Ant kills me everytime he does the old voices. Fuckin' killer!

[Stig]

i just ate a snickers and got some chocolate on my pants and didnt realize it and i crossed my legs and now it's melted...."ohhhh what a mess"

I would lick that off for you. I'm just sayin'. :action-sm

[Stig]

No...he sent me a PM that clearly got his message across.

Oh yes. Here's the PM now with that message:
http://informationr.net/ir/12-2/p294fig1.jpg




(I pray that someone out there is going to think this is hysterical.)

[Dr. Hoffman]

Oh yes. Here's the PM now with that message:
http://informationr.net/ir/12-2/p294fig1.jpg




(I pray that someone out there is going to think this is hysterical.)

el oh el.

[Danesy]

Hey buddays!!!!

[Stig]

Hey buddays!!!!

Yo, Baby. :icon_cool

[Danesy]

Yo, Baby. :icon_cool

I wanna go home .... :(

This is sooooo dragging right now.

[krisko]

I would lick that off for you. I'm just sayin'. :action-sm

i just spilled diet coke on my boob, i'm a fuckin slob

[YourAmishDaddy]

Oh yes. Here's the PM now with that message:
http://informationr.net/ir/12-2/p294fig1.jpg




(I pray that someone out there is going to think this is hysterical.)

Damn. Can't help but laugh.

[Chester'sLiver]

i just spilled diet coke on my boob, i'm a fuckin slob

oooooo its like a buffet...

[krisko]

i think they turn into stone?

[Stig]

i just spilled diet coke on my boob, i'm a fuckin slob

Hot. :icon_mrgr

[Stig]

i think they turn into stone?

It would be hysterical if they lit up like vampires in the sun. 6:57...they start smoldering and panicking...

[kimothee]

Precisely why I do not believe in any particular religion.....

[krisko]

didn't moses die before they made it to the promised land?

[krisko]

ooohh chuck heston moses.......

[Stig]

Precisely why I do not believe in any particular religion.....

Well - that...and the whole there is no God thing.

[Stig]

Now I know why this guy's so happy this time every year. Even if Jews don't give great head, a blowjob's a blowjob.
http://www.eastmidlands.info/skegness/images/weddings/chauffeur.jpg
Maybe I should get a part time job as a chauffeur.

[kimothee]

Well - that...and the whole there is no God thing.

Well, that too.....I'm not sure there is, I'm not sure there isn't, but I never thought one version was the "right" one depending on which book you're reading....

Fuck it, I'm a heathen...

[Stig]

Well, that too.....I'm not sure there is, I'm not sure there isn't, but I never thought one version was the "right" one depending on which book you're reading....

Fuck it, I'm a heathen...

At least you're not going to Hell. :action-sm

[mik3]

Now I know why this guy's so happy this time every year. Even if Jews don't give great head, a blowjob's a blowjob.
Maybe I should get a part time job as a chauffeur.
If I paid money for a chauffeur I'd be mad if he showed up in a regular ass Saab.

[krisko]

ugh it took me forever to find this stupid thing, but christian bale was in this little film :
http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/3400000/3405819.jpg
i did see it, and i did like it, i doubt if ant saw it

[krisko]

ugh, this commercial really creeps me out....do NOT wear the same pair of fucking pants every day

[Wilmington WOW]

oooo does this make the Eagles the super Bowl 2004 champs now?

[Chester'sLiver]

Ugh, Sonny sounds like every Boston fan out there. This wasn't the only time they did this.

[krisko]

the ability to create small cheat sheets does not a smart person make

[krisko]

and they would But marshmellows in their assholes, it was a great time

[Wilmington WOW]

who is the Bill's Doctor? this guy

http://www.4400.net.ru/persons/Matthew-Ross.jpg

[Deadhead]

Afternoon Baggers.

[mik3]

oooo does this make the Eagles the super Bowl 2004 champs now?
Don't tell McNabb, he'll get nervous and throw up somewhere.

[UsedLadBag]

say no to H2O... the only people who should be doing this are the Yates children...

Holy shit that was a great line

[mik3]

This is the worst song ever but will be in my head all week.

[Redding]

Kidd Chris played this yesterday like it was real....gotta love that show

[Earth2murf]

my garlic sauce tastes like dogshit..http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/660/bildejd4.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

hmm wolf mother is really blowing up opie

[Wilmington WOW]

jesus anthony has the worst taste in music
he has no musical range

[mik3]

Opie just killed pretty much any musical respect by the first song he picked out he liked was nickleback.