Opie and Anthony Listening Thread - Whip 'Em Out Wednesday - 09/19/07

[Woodfloorlicker]

Morning Baggers! :action-sm

[cokelogic]

Morning.

[Absolutely]

Good Day.
Why has Wake Up Your ____ survived yet Cat Noise Wednesday has went the way of the dinosaur?
It's sad.

[norton23]

arrrrr it be talk like a pirate day you landlubbers

[NorfByNorfWest]

ugh...fuck that pirate day bullshit, my friend was trying to pull that shit while we were getting high earlier...it was worse than when I was at a Bloc Party concert and everyone was trying to fake british accents.

[norton23]

ugh...fuck that pirate day bullshit, my friend was trying to pull that shit while we were getting high earlier...it was worse than when I was at a Bloc Party concert and everyone was trying to fake british accents.


ARRrrrrr keep talking like that and you will walk the plank you scurvey bastard :icon_mrgr

[NorfByNorfWest]

ARRrrrrr keep talking like that and you will walk the plank you scurvey bastard :icon_mrgr

http://www.tachyonlabs.com/sam/piratwrs.gif

[prozac]

Hey everyone...

[WOWmagnet]

Nice.

[Absolutely]

I've done some investigating, it actually is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day"
How horrible.

Pirate Cat Noise Wednesday I wouldn't mind however

[NorfByNorfWest]

I've done some investigating, it actually is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day"
How horrible.

Pirate Cat Noise Wednesday I wouldn't mind however

there shouldn't be a day for everything...i feel like it diminishes the importance of really important days, like the release of halo 3

[cokelogic]

Good Day.
Why has Wake Up Your ____ survived yet Cat Noise Wednesday has went the way of the dinosaur?
It's sad.What needs to go is Make Up Stuff Tuesday. They never go to the fuckin phones to start the bit. You just sit on hold like an asshole.

[norton23]

I've done some investigating, it actually is "International Talk Like A Pirate Day"
How horrible.

Pirate Cat Noise Wednesday I wouldn't mind however

Hell yea OR cats that talk like pirates Wednesday!

rrrrrrrmeaorrrrrr gimme my friskies rrrrrrrr

[norton23]

http://www.localshed.com/images/PirateCat.jpg

[NorfByNorfWest]

What needs to go is Make Up Stuff Tuesday. They never go to the fuckin phones to start the bit. You just sit on hold like an asshole.

At least you have the tenacity and guts too call in, I tried once and bombed out just talking to the screener...I have better luck with R&F, especially when dave's on the phones.

[WOWmagnet]

http://www.localshed.com/images/PirateCat.jpg

Simply adorable [/Ant voice]

[Casey]

Morning Baggers!

[Absolutely]

What needs to go is Make Up Stuff Tuesday. They never go to the fuckin phones to start the bit. You just sit on hold like an asshole.


What about keep callers on hold like assholes Wednesday?

http://somnambulantdigits.com/uploads/posts/pirate-cat.jpg

[NorfByNorfWest]

T Minus 4 Minutes And Counting

http://media.nasaexplores.com/lessons/04-007/images/shuttle_launch.gif

[Casey]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1416/1406967156_e1bfafbce0_o.jpg

[norton23]

Im gonna call in and tell em to do "cats that talk like pirates wednesday" lil jimmy would love it.....and it would piss opie off in about five minutes :action-sm

[cokelogic]

What about keep callers on hold like assholes Wednesday?

http://somnambulantdigits.com/uploads/posts/pirate-cat.jpg
Gary Coleman is still on hold.:icon_lol:

[Casey]

I think that is a very good idea. Jimmy would appreciate it. :D

[cokelogic]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1416/1406967156_e1bfafbce0_o.jpg
How many pictures of pirate cats are there, readymade on google?

[Awful Me]

Morning buddays. I don't feel like dying from my workout yesterday, and I am having the other half of my sirloin for breakfast. This will undoubtedly be the highlight of my day.

[Woodfloorlicker]

I'm gonna start off Whip 'Em Out Wednesday with some boobs!!
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9434/boobieswoohooanim9dyys8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2159/melkarmazinra9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/273/howardsternry1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/5976/dscn0179cx2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5098/clayvd0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/1132/georgebushgq1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1120/bubbathelovespongejv3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Friday]

meow

[norton23]

Love The Pics Nice !!!!!!!!!!!!

[sixxcrow]

Good morning Wackbag

[Casey]

http://www.relaxorium.com/journalpics/icanhasbooty.jpg

[NorfByNorfWest]

Gary Coleman is still on hold.:icon_lol:

I saw gary coleman at an office depot carrying two reams of paper.

[cokelogic]

Morning buddays. I don't feel like dying from my workout yesterday, and I am having the other half of my sirloin for breakfast. This will undoubtedly be the highlight of my day.
Hey, you said you were going to work out and you did. You really are improving your life. Good for you.

[krisko]

good morning me mateyyyyyssss

(thats all the pirate talk for me today:))

[cokelogic]

meow
Friday, are you entering the Miss Paltalk contest?

[Casey]

Okay, here's an original:
http://flickr.com/photos/7346542@N07/1406129103

[norton23]

good morning me mateyyyyyssss

(thats all the pirate talk for me today:))


rrrrRRRrrrr the Red Sox suck and so does Detroit

[Awful Me]

Hey, you said you were going to work out and you did. You really are improving your life. Good for you.

Stroke level blood pressure will do that too ya. :icon_eek:

[Casey]

Bah, take two...
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1256/1406129103_6bc1422989_o.jpg

[cokelogic]

Later today, I'm going to give myself an angry pirate.

[krisko]

speaking of penzance where is that british cunt friend of ours?

[Awful Me]

not nude, but Im not takin any chances

http://www.thelosscolumn.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/story-book-09050-sexy-pirate.jpg

[norton23]

http://www.piratecatradio.com/bilder/struktur/header.gif (http://www.piratecatradio.com/)

[NorfByNorfWest]

what the hell kind of name is swanson

[cokelogic]

Here's a pussy dressed like a pirate.
http://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/pony/300571-main.jpg

...Oh, cat pirates.

[Earth2murf]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rg!!http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8004/onbeachkx5.jpg

[Awful Me]

I thought that was very sweet of me

[cokelogic]

not nude, but Im not takin any chances

http://www.thelosscolumn.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/story-book-09050-sexy-pirate.jpg
Ah, you beat me to the punch. And you're woman is hotter. I am bested.

[Awful Me]

Ah, you beat me to the punch. And you're woman is hotter. I am bested.

But you have talent for the audio which makes me erect and jealous.

[krisko]

i'm so amazed there are this many cat pirate pictures

http://www.shschem.info/pirate%20cat.gif

[Friday]

Friday, are you entering the Miss Paltalk contest?

nopers... i don't have a cam up yet.

and when i do... i will not be partaking in any activities that would increase favor with this crowd lolol

i am a full on Babygirl Supporter ;)

[Earth2murf]

morning hotness....SFW...http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/3906/carlibanks11nd8.jpg

[Awful Me]

Holy Queer! Is that Ron and Fez budday Blowhard asking the question?

[cokelogic]

speaking of penzance where is that british cunt friend of ours?Perhaps Loki is finally so above us scum, he can't bear to post anymore. Bless his tiny black heart.

[Sam_Adams]

Hey folks :action-sm

picked up a new toy

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/DPMSAR-15Collage.jpg

[NorfByNorfWest]

http://members.optushome.com.au/evilpundit/blog/images/spider-pirate.jpg

[norton23]

this guy is a deek

[Hidden_Rage]

Hey folks :action-sm

picked up a new toy

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e311/Blacktalons/DPMSAR-15Collage.jpg


You picked up a M4?


miss playing counterstrike

[Woodfloorlicker]

speaking of penzance where is that british cunt friend of ours?

And here I thought we were just talking about NFP! :icon_lol:

[cokelogic]

Don't fire Sam, just take away his WWE belt.

[krisko]

this guy is a deek

so is the guy his question is directed at :action-sm

[cokelogic]

Sam Adams, I don't know guys; it that considered a rifle or a machine gun?

And have you named your weapon yet?

I named my weapon, but I have a butterfly knife. Her name is Stabby.

[madbam]

Hey Baggers...good mornin to ya...Here be some WoW Hotness for y'all:

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/1402/45d2c0e867a95rv0.jpg

[norton23]

so is the guy his question is directed at :action-sm


yes he is, he doesn't like to follow rules, ive seen it first hand, also observed his complete obnoxiousness as well

[Hidden_Rage]

Sam Adams, I don't know guys; it that considered a rifle or a machine gun?

And have you named your weapon yet?

I named my weapon, but I have a butterfly knife. Her name is Stabby.

It's a Rifle

[Hidden_Rage]

Hey Baggers...good mornin to ya...Here be some WoW Hotness for y'all:

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/1402/45d2c0e867a95rv0.jpg

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[cokelogic]

Hey Baggers...good mornin to ya...Here be some WoW Hotness for y'all:

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/1402/45d2c0e867a95rv0.jpg
Ah, not just another hot blonde. You're mixing it up with a bit of ethnic latina ass. Very nice.

[Sam_Adams]

You picked up a M4?


miss playing counterstrike

It's an M-4 type AR-15

Sam Adams, I don't know guys; it that considered a rifle or a machine gun?

And have you named your weapon yet?

I named my weapon, but I have a butterfly knife. Her name is Stabby.

It's a rifle. It's semi-automatic. And no, I haven't named it. I don't believe I've ever named a firearm of mine actually. Maybe I will call this one Cunt.

[Friday]

I named my weapon, but I have a butterfly knife. Her name is Stabby.

thats adooorable!

[krisko]

yes he is, he doesn't like to follow rules, ive seen it first hand, also observed his complete obnoxiousness as well

i wanted to go hear him speak but for some reason you can't wear bush t-shirts to kerry rallies, weird "whaa" (also it was back in 2004 so give me a break on the bush thing)

[Sam_Adams]

Oh and hi Krisko and Frideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :action-sm

[krisko]

hi sammy

[VilleDick]

Mornin' buddays, only a game and a half back

[krisko]

holy shit that does sound just like dane cook, bwwahahhaa

[VilleDick]

And I must say, that "Wake up your spouse" Wed had me roaring in my car this morning. Bravo boys

[cokelogic]

Shouldn't the champion of getting them in trouble go to Paul Macurio or G.I.?

[krisko]

Mornin' buddays, only a game and a half back

we're only 4.5 and we should just shoot ourselves, now our only hope is that boston shits the bed entirely and lose the division and wild card (sorry norton23:()

[Awful Me]

Is somebody hitting him with Soap in a pillowcase?

[Casey]

How long ago did this happen? This is guy is acting like a douche.

[cokelogic]

holy shit that does sound just like dane cook, bwwahahhaaHe stole Louis CK's resistance.

[norton23]

i wanted to go hear him speak but for some reason you can't wear bush t-shirts to kerry rallies, weird "whaa" (also it was back in 2004 so give me a break on the bush thing)


I was referring to Kerry being a complete asshole, bush is ok with me. I wouldn't vote for him again, but at least bush doesn't treat people like assholes, such as Kerry going into restaurants and demanding a table saying "don't you know who I am."

[sniper2323]

This guy should not have been tazed....

He should have been shot by a 12 gauge.

[VilleDick]

holy shit that does sound just like dane cook, bwwahahhaa

It most certainly does

At least Sam got the bleep on that one

Ow! Ow! Ow! :haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[cokelogic]

He reacts like Will Farrell, talking about the pains he's in, while he's in pain.

[Casey]

Here's a link to the video...
http://www.youtube.com/v/sE76LQwT6qA

[norton23]

we're only 4.5 and we should just shoot ourselves, now our only hope is that boston shits the bed entirely and lose the division and wild card (sorry norton23:()


sox=best record in baseball for most of the year, up fourteen on the yankees, now I believe we still have the best record in the game, but barley and ONLY two and a half up on the yankees.:mad4::(

[krisko]

I was referring to Kerry being a complete asshole, bush is ok with me. I wouldn't vote for him again, but at least bush doesn't treat people like assholes, such as Kerry going into restaurants and demanding a table saying "don't you know who I am."

don't you know who i am?? i will have all the ketchups at every table removed immediately!!!!

[Hidden_Rage]

holy shit that does sound just like dane cook, bwwahahhaa

he stole his taser shocking reaction from Louie CK

edit: bob kelly breaking his knee audio with the tasing reaction.

[norton23]

don't you know who i am?? i will have all the ketchups at every table removed immediately!!!!


:D hahahahahahaha he's such a douche, as was clinton

[madbam]

thats adooorable!

as are you my dear;):action-sm

[cokelogic]

he stole his taser shocking reaction from Louie CK

edit: bob kelly breaking his knee audio with the tasing reaction.See post #79 :action-sm

[Woodfloorlicker]

Is somebody hitting him with Soap in a pillowcase?

Did they give him UPS afterwards?

[Hidden_Rage]

See post #79 :action-sm

crap, I didn't see that..

I'm ripping off cokelogic, hoo hoo

[OxBabygirlxO]

morning everyone :)

oh cokelogic ... i got an im from eric in o town ast night he was trying to get in touch wth you ..... (idk)

[krisko]

See post #79 :action-sm

any time dane cook is mentioned you have about 3.5 seconds to get in a louis ck joke or you'll be beat

[Woodfloorlicker]

Here's some real boobs for WOW....

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/8638/untitledbj9.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Sam_Adams]

This guy should not have been tazed....

He should have been shot by a 12 gauge.

Yeah, I remember the time when I was watching court video at the TV station while we were sending the video to other TV stations of when an Arkansas State Trooper got out of his car, shouldered his 12 gauge shotgun loaded with 00 Buckshot and then shot and killed an unarmed mentally retarded man while he was lying on his belly.

[Natesac]

Good morning, dicklickers.

[Blue Heeler]

Morning! I tossed a coin with my IF: Smoker's Laugh or the Terry Shivo moan.

[krisko]

Good morning, dicklickers.

ooooh mornin nate, i think all but 2 of us take offense to that

[cokelogic]

morning everyone :)

oh cokelogic ... i got an im from eric in o town ast night he was trying to get in touch wth you ..... (idk)Let him know all my info is listed. He can email me at cokelogic@hotmail.com if he need to talk to me. I don't think I know this Eric from O town.

[Hidden_Rage]

Good morning, dicklickers.

Morning fuckface :action-sm

[Natesac]

ooooh mornin nate, i think all but 2 of us take offense to that

"whaa" I think your math is off. ;)

[cokelogic]

Here's some real boobs for WOW....

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/8638/untitledbj9.png (http://imageshack.us)
What you can't tell from this picture, is she's been stuck there for 4 hours.

[norton23]

http://www.wfu.edu/~popekl/art/x-files1.jpg

[Woodfloorlicker]

What you can't tell from this picture, is she's been stuck there for 4 hours.

I thought it was 7 yeaaaaaaars

[OxBabygirlxO]

Let him know all my info is listed. He can email me at cokelogic@hotmail.com if he need to talk to me. I don't think I know this Eric from O town.

:) i just know him from the boards i told him im sure u had a myspace or come on here .... think he was looking for a sound board or something

[madbam]

DON'T Taze me bro:

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5513/meyerqr1.jpg

[cokelogic]

Tim is the fastest promo producer on the East coast.

[cokelogic]

:) i just know him from the boards i told him im sure u had a myspace or come on here .... think he was looking for a sound board or somethingAh, he might be looking for the Soundboard Club Mix from yesterday's show. It's up on Foundry. He'll find me. I'm here too much, where it's not hard to get a hold of me.

[Friday]

Good morning, dicklickers.

morning, asschomper! :p


and good morning, Babygirl :icon_wink

[Friday]

DON'T Taze me bro:

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5513/meyerqr1.jpg

what a douche lol

morning sweetie!

[VilleDick]

Hey, it's off-topic but we're in commercial, does anyone have a website where veterinarians are reviewed? I need a vet and I don't want some hack Asian who can't speak English and gives shitty meds to my new puppy.

[norton23]

Hey, it's off-topic but we're in commercial, does anyone have a website where veterinarians are reviewed? I need a vet and I don't want some hack Asian who can't speak English and gives shitty meds to my new puppy.

http://vetratingz.com/index2.jsp

[krisko]

Hey, it's off-topic but we're in commercial, does anyone have a website where veterinarians are reviewed? I need a vet and I don't want some hack Asian who can't speak English and gives shitty meds to my new puppy.

ummm... vetratingz.com

never used it i just searched on google

[VilleDick]

http://vetratingz.com/index2.jsp

Should I trust this? :icon_roll Needless to say I'm scared of tranny links from you animals :action-sm

EDIT: Ok, checked it on my iphone, thanks Norton23 :action-sm

[norton23]

Hey, it's off-topic but we're in commercial, does anyone have a website where veterinarians are reviewed? I need a vet and I don't want some hack Asian who can't speak English and gives shitty meds to my new puppy.


I see your from Philly,this one might work better

http://www.insiderpages.com/s/PA/Philadelphia/Vets

[Awful Me]

Time to go to work. Back in 20 or so.

[Woodfloorlicker]

Good morning F(arrrrrrrrrgh)iday

[norton23]

Should I trust this? :icon_roll Needless to say I'm scared of tranny links from you animals :action-sm

EDIT: Ok, checked it on my iphone, thanks Norton23 :action-sm


No problem, anytime!

[cokelogic]

Hey, it's off-topic but we're in commercial, does anyone have a website where veterinarians are reviewed? I need a vet and I don't want some hack Asian who can't speak English and gives shitty meds to my new puppy.Do vets need to be reviewed? Unless the Asian looks at your puppy, licking his lips with a fork and knife in his hands, he'll take care of your pup.

[Natesac]

Miss the 2004 Red Sox.

Miss them terribly.



(bwahahaha)

[VilleDick]

Bwahahahahaha, I love this bit today

[Friday]

that was a phun phact before, Anthoneee!

Steve from Bayshaarrrr gave you your Jack Jack.... lolol

[VilleDick]

Do vets need to be reviewed? Unless the Asian looks at your puppy, licking his lips with a fork and knife in his hands, he'll take care of your pup.

I just wanna make sure I'm not taking my lil guy to a Chinese food dealer.

[cokelogic]

I'm don't get the bit guy. Why does any make a note to mention Steve S. gave him Jack Jack every other day? I don't get the joke.

[norton23]

Miss the 2004 Red Sox.

Miss them terribly.



(bwahahaha)


::hammer:

[cokelogic]

How many black pirates does it take to tar a roof?

[norton23]

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=74465&highlight=pirate+jokes


we allready have a bunch of these hack jokes,,,:action-sm

[VilleDick]

How many black pirates does it take to tar a roof?

I'll bite, how many?

[Natesac]

Natesac knows piracy (or piratry/wizardry):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/Natesac/PP4c.jpg

[norton23]

Why did Al Sharpton want to sue the pirate?

He called a nigga a niggarrrrrrrrrr.

[cokelogic]

Sounds like Weird Al joined Blink 182.

[krisko]

is she hot? anyone?

[JimmyMack]

How many black pirates does it take to tar a roof?

Just one, but you gotta slice him real thin...

[stillbornstew]

morning fuck sticks :action-sm

i'm about to leave the clinic then head back to el canton (house)
how's everybody?

[norton23]

what does a pirate say when he wants to get drunk with two ladies of the night?

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

[krisko]

we're dandy stew! just listening to stupid parodies by good charlotte/weird al hybrids

[cokelogic]

is she hot? anyone?I think that was the ugly betty intern. Which she might be oddly cute, but not hot.

I could be wrong on both accounts.

[Sam_Adams]

morning fuck sticks :action-sm

i'm about to leave the clinic then head back to el canton (house)
how's everybody?

sleepy. drove down south and back for 10 hours to pick up something.

[Natesac]

Just tried calling and they said, "Thank you, we have our winner."

[Hog's Big Ben]

I think that was the ugly betty intern. Which she might be oddly cute, but not hot.

I could be wrong on both accounts.

Renee is the hot one. Jess is the Ugly Betty retard.

1-800-321-9755 - Scott & Todd's request line.

[VilleDick]

Since it's pirate day and zoo bit day, they oughta play Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrble Madness from Preston and Steve

[cokelogic]

we're dandy stew! just listening to stupid parodies by good charlotte/weird al hybridsSee post #132 :action-sm

[Natesac]

sleepy. drove down south and back for 10 hours to pick up something.

Yes, but just think of all the years of service that negro will give you.

[norton23]

I sense a lil' radio war

[stillbornstew]

:icon_eek:
morning hawtness

the surf is picking up today, think i'm going to try and get some waves in and listen to the replay.

[cokelogic]

Just tried calling and they said, "Thank you, we have our winner."You're Miss PalTalk? Congrats Nate!

[Awful Me]

I'm back....and better than never!

[stillbornstew]

sleepy. drove down south and back for 10 hours to pick up something.

a kilo? ;)

[Natesac]

"Yes, this is SteveC, and I'm a really big fan of that new OJ song."


"Ok, thank you." **click**

[Awful Me]

Where do Pirates keep their Buccaneers?

Under their Buckin Hats!

[Natesac]

You're Miss PalTalk? Congrats Nate!

The wave is done elbow-elbow-wrist-wrist, right?

[VilleDick]

Where do Pirates keep their Buccaneers?

Under their Buckin Hats!

"I'm sorry I did that. I'm embarrassed that I did that"

[krisko]

what's a pirates favorite music genre?

RRRRRRRRRRRRR&B

and who's there favorite artist?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRR kelly

[stillbornstew]

what's a pirates favorite music genre?

RRRRRRRRRRRRR&B

and who's there favorite artist?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRR kelly



please god.......make it stop.

[Awful Me]

What did the pirates do when the captured the beautiful maiden?




They r@ped her and cut her throat!

[krisko]

What did the pirates do when the captured the beautiful maiden?




They r@ped her and cut her throat!

and then said argghhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

[JimmyMack]

I got on and Opie said good job. My work for this morning is done. 'Night Baggers!

[VilleDick]

and then said argghhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

No, USSSSSSSSSSS

[Awful Me]

and then said argghhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Nope. Pirates weren't always jokin. Sometimes it was all business.

[krisko]

No, USSSSSSSSSSS

:haha7::haha7:

[cokelogic]

Nope. Pirates weren't always jokin. Sometimes it was all business.Right like, What's a pirate's favorite movie?

Steel Magnolias. And they always cry when Julia Roberts dies.

[norton23]

what's a pirates favorite music genre?

RRRRRRRRRRRRR&B

and who's there favorite artist?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRR kelly


THATS MY JOKE! Mrs Dane Cook :D

[cokelogic]

This makes Total Recallin' sound like Smells Like Teen Spirit.

[CM Mark]

Who is a pirate's favourite polititian?



Paul ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Nelson

[VilleDick]

Meh, we did screaming already, waking up your pre-teen brother with a scream was good. And blow torch guy was the besssssssst

[Hidden_Rage]

Who is a pirate's favourite polititian?



Paul ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Nelson

You should call in with that.

[Stig]

Two pirates be walkin' into a barrrrr.
They be ownin' it.

Aye - did I forget to mention that they be Jews?

[cokelogic]

Who is a pirate's favourite polititian?



Paul ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Nelson
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg Well done.

[cokelogic]

Two pirates be walkin' into a barrrrr.
They be ownin' it.

Aye - did I forget to mention that they be Jews?Jewrates?

[krisko]

THATS MY JOKE! Mrs Dane Cook :D

sorry louis :(

[Hidden_Rage]

Two pirates be walkin' into a barrrrr.
They be ownin' it.

Aye - did I forget to mention that they be Jews?

Nice one. Morning Dracula :action-sm

[Casey]

On hold with a bad pirate joke...

[norton23]

sorry louis :(


hahahahaha it's ok :action-sm It was an original after all LOL

[CM Mark]

What's the most common STD amongst pirates?

Ghon-ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-eah!

[Awful Me]

What did the blind pirate say?

Huh

[Stig]

Nice one. Morning Dracula :action-sm

It's not Vampire Wednesday. Stick with the bit, sir! :action-sm

[VilleDick]

It's not Vampire Wednesday. Stick with the bit, sir! :action-sm

Are you the Chuck Yeagarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr of Wackbag?

[Awful Me]

What did the Pirate Radio Host say?


Lingarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Longarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Awful Me]

Down Goes Casey! Down Goes Casey!

[Hidden_Rage]

On hold with a bad pirate joke...

Yeah... Ouch.

[Casey]

haha... Hopefully that was bad enough to kill those calls. :D

[Mobo]

What's a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?



L !

Morning Baggers!

[Stig]

Are you the Chuck Yeagarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr of Wackbag?

Aye, that I be, Matey. Now get on yarrrrr knees and shiver me timbers, or I'll run ya through with me saber!
No homo. Yarr.

[CM Mark]

Who is a pirate's favourite Shock Jock?

Mancow

[Stig]

Who is a pirate's favourite Shock Jock?

Mancow

NO! It be SEACOW, ya scurvy dog!

[Mobo]

I hate Canada.

[Mobo]

Coke! Coke! Coke! Coke!

[Awful Me]

I will now be Awful Me from Bayshore

[krisko]

oohhh i'm dancin ova here! like the guys from night at the roxbury ha

[madbam]

Where is Jimmyy going?

[Mobo]

Where is Jimmyy going?

RrrrrrrrrASCAL'S?

[Mobo]

How much does Dru Boogie rrrrrrrrrule?!?!?!?!

[VilleDick]

What's a pirate's favorite breed of dog?

A pomarrrrrrrrrrrrranian

[Mobo]

http://www.cardtemplates.com/SampleArt/images/Tech-Wars_jpg.jpg

Opie: The tech wars are over....

[CM Mark]

arrr in arrrr is arrrr we arrrrrrrr

[Awful Me]

OOh look at me stealin universalremobo's gimmick.

[Mobo]

The message board is moving like is was stuck in TARRRRRRRR!

[Mobo]

OOh look at me stealin universalremobo's gimmick.

I'm totally diggin' the eyepatch! You should be called ARRRRRful Me.

[Casey]

Joining the pirate gang. :D

[CM Mark]

I like to make warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwolf movies!

[VilleDick]

OOh look at me stealin universalremobo's gimmick.

I'm totally diggin' the eyepatch! You should be called ARRRRRful Me.

I'm diggin the gimmick

[VilleDick]

What's a pirate's favorite exercise equipment?

A treadmill, sorry no joke here, just making fun of CM Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk :action-sm

[krisko]

this guy was using the sword of gay!!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

I like turtles!

[Stig]

Who's the most famous pirate golfer?

Arrrrrrrrnold Palmarrrrrrrrrrr

[VilleDick]

Who's the most famous pirate golfer?

Arrrrrrrrnold Palmarrrrrrrrrrr

Not Fuzzy Zoellerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?

[Chester'sLiver]

Nice Girl, Nice Family
Nice Girl, Nice Family

She's a cripple!

[Awful Me]

I like turtles!

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w277/Sunnywpics/lilturtle.jpg

[Casey]

What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?


A little black patch.

[Chester'sLiver]

Does anyone happen to have the "I like turtles" clip? I need a new Txt message ring..

[krisko]

i think laugh attack is playing pirate commercials today

"i want a loan to buy me smarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

[Awful Me]

What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?


A little black patch.



That was the joke to go with.

[VilleDick]

OK, now I have my pirate avatar, I feel better, Captain Morgan was kind of gay

[Casey]

Eh, I wasn't sure if that would've gone through.

[madbam]

OK, now I have my pirate avatar, I feel better, Captain Morgan was kind of gay
WAS IT?

[Mobo]

i think laugh attack is playing pirate commercials today

"i want a loan to buy me smarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

A Decimeterrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Awful Me]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA greatest eye disease evarrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mobo]

Bob Kelly tix are $100 a piece?

[Casey]

Jimmy is making me want pancakes. Dammit. I can wait til after the show, though.

[Mobo]

http://img227.exs.cx/img227/291/pancakes3ld.jpgJimmy is making me want pancakes. Dammit. I can wait til after the show, though.

Why wait? Indulge now!

[VilleDick]

Fantasy football advice needed:
I need a RB so here's the trade I was offered

I get:
Lamont Jordan
Joey Galloway

I give up:
Tory Holt

Would you do it?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Shiver me timbers Wackbagers!

[Chester'sLiver]

Fantasy football advice needed:
I need a RB so here's the trade I was offered

I get:
Lamont Jordan
Joey Galloway

I give up:
Tory Holt

Would you do it?

No...I wouldn't...

[Awful Me]

Does anyone happen to have the "I like turtles" clip? I need a new Txt message ring..

I will have it later today, but I can't help now :(:(

[Mobo]

Awful, is that your trolly little butt they're talking about?

[Deadbent]

Alright. Let the funny begin. I signed in.

[Mobo]

Fantasy football advice needed:
I need a RB so here's the trade I was offered

I get:
Lamont Jordan
Joey Galloway

I give up:
Tory Holt

Would you do it?

2 DAMAGE! 2 DAMAGE!

[Casey]

http://img227.exs.cx/img227/291/pancakes3ld.jpg

Why wait? Indulge now!


Not helping! :p
I'm on break from school right now so I'm taking advantage of being able to listen live.

[krisko]

Alright. Let the funny begin. I signed in.
that's not a pirate in your avatar :mad4:

[Chester'sLiver]

I am not a fan of pancakes..

[Awful Me]

Awful, is that your trolly little butt they're talking about?


Nope. DL was Radio Gold yesterday. Anybody who didn't see that should be stabbed in their fuck hole.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I am not a fan of pancakes..

You must be a wielder of the sword of ghey.

[Chester'sLiver]

Naughty Naughty Kool-Aid....

[VilleDick]

Naughty Naughty Kool-Aid....

Oh yeah! That was a funny skit though, and I believe original

[Mobo]

It's true, I'm still trying to decipher jokes Opie made months ago.

[Awful Me]

That caller was the "After" for Lack of Comedy.

[Stig]

Hey look! It's Chesterrrrr's Livarrrrrrr! Sweetest lad ever to sail the seven seas.

[Mobo]

OOOOOOHHHHH! Redding!

[norton23]

It's true, I'm still trying to decipher jokes Opie made months ago.


opies a tricky charrrrrictorrrrrrrrrrr think about it get back in a few months

[Awful Me]

Nice one Mr. Redding.

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w277/Sunnywpics/lollercaust1.gif

[Chester'sLiver]

Hey look! It's Chesterrrrr's Livarrrrrrr! Sweetest lad ever to sail the seven seas.

ooooooooooooo. :icon_mrgr

[Casey]

This song makes me want to stab my ears with the Sword of the Gay.

[Stig]

They do keep kind of dancing around the fact that "Gonna 'Lectric Shock OJ" violates every rule of song parody writing they've laid down today.

[VilleDick]

Redding and Woodfloor licker, nice work gentleman

[Stig]

This song makes me want to stab my ears with the Sword of the Gay.

Don't do that! You might get Hearing AIDS!





Fuck you guys, that was funny.

[Mobo]

you mean " 'lectric" isn't a word?

[krisko]

Don't do that! You might get Hearing AIDS!





Fuck you guys, that was funny.

it was funny i loffed

[Awful Me]

Don't do that! You might get Hearing AIDS!





Fuck you guys, that was funny.



That was very funny. :clap:

You also get:

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w277/Sunnywpics/lollercaust1.gif

[Chester'sLiver]

I didn't laugh Stig because I have heard Flea tell that joke..

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Fantasy football advice needed:
I need a RB so here's the trade I was offered

I get:
Lamont Jordan
Joey Galloway

I give up:
Tory Holt

Would you do it?

okay, you're taking International Talk Like A Pirate day a bit too farrrrrrrrr
no one wants a Raider & a Buccaneer on their team

[CaptainWacky]

Scott and todd are to comedy what mariah carey is to comedy.

[Casey]

Don't do that! You might get Hearing AIDS!





Fuck you guys, that was funny.

ZING! :haha7:

[Dr. Hoffman]

Wow...Motel 666. Absolutely original idea.

[Mobo]

Leave it to Stig-asaurus to make a hearing aid joke.....HA HA! You're old!!!!

i'm redundant.....

[VilleDick]

okay, you're taking International Talk Like A Pirate day a bit too farrrrrrrrr
no one wants a Raider & a Buccaneer on their team

QFT, trade rejected

:clap::clap::clap:

[Woodfloorlicker]

Redding and Woodfloor licker, nice work gentleman

Thank you, SiARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :action-sm

[Mobo]

Who carries your bags? A bell-zabub boy? <meh meh>

[Awful Me]

Scott and Todd are to Funny as Hitler is to Synagogue

[Stig]

Leave it to Stig-asaurus to make a hearing aid joke.....HA HA! You're old!!!!

i'm redundant.....

Leave it to Universal to go to the well one more time for an old guy joke. :action-sm

[VilleDick]

Scott and Todd are to Funny as Hitler is to Synagogue

I like turtles

[Awful Me]

I like turtles

we all do. Especially lil pirate turtles
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w277/Sunnywpics/lilturtle.jpg

[Casey]

Can it be 2008 already so I don't have to hear this commercial anymore?

[Stig]

Kool And The Gang. Yes. We Fucking Get It.

[VilleDick]

Can it be 2008 already so I don't have to hear this commercial anymore?

No, because then it's POTUS '12

[Stig]

Can it be 2008 already so I don't have to hear this commercial anymore?

You'd prefer to hear Dick Clark counting backwards?
"Deh! Nah! Ay! Debba! Dit!..."

[Casey]

Good point. :\

[mightymalachi]

You'd prefer to hear Dick Clark counting backwards?
"Deh! Nah! Ay! Debba! Dit!..."

Miss the Ramones.....



Morning Wackbag.

[Hog's Big Ben]

What happened to the "if you're not joining us at XM have a great day" signoff?

Speculaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!!!

[Deadbent]

Miss the Ramones.....



Morning Wackbag.

Mornin Mal,

If you miss 'em that much, I'm sure theres a dominatrix out there somewhere who looks like joey ramone for you.

[Mobo]

Mornin Mal,

If you miss 'em that much, I'm sure theres a dominatrix out there somewhere who looks like joey ramone for you.

and now you've made her cry.....good going Dead.....

[krisko]

goodbye me mateys! i'm going to go take a practice LSAT so i can be a lawyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Stig]

Mornin Mal,

If you miss 'em that much, I'm sure theres a dominatrix out there somewhere who looks like joey ramone for you.

Kinda defeats the purpose if YOU make HER cry.

[Casey]

"I was a baby when I learned to suck, but you've raised it to an art form."


Not to get OT, but.... BNL fan?

[Mobo]

What happened to the "if you're not joining us at XM have a great day" signoff?

Speculaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!!!

Because after all this time, Opie's shown his true colors.....he hates us.:(

[Dr. Hoffman]

Ooooo...I remember this one.

[mightymalachi]

Mornin Mal,

If you miss 'em that much, I'm sure theres a dominatrix out there somewhere who looks like joey ramone for you.

I always preferred Dee Dee. At least then I can close my eyes, call him Dee Dee and pretend.

[Mobo]

Good luck Krisko. I'm sure there's no shortage of people needing a lawyer in Detroit.

[Hidden_Rage]

goodbye me mateys! i'm going to go take a practice LSAT so i can be a lawyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

good luck br- oh right, you're a g-g-girl

good luck sis

[VilleDick]

Hiya Mal, good luck Krisko on becoming a sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrk of a lawyer

[Deadbent]

Arrrr.. extarrrrrcy of gold.

[Chester'sLiver]

Work needs to end already today...and its only 9 o'clock........

[VilleDick]

Oooooooooooooooh EoG

[Casey]

Wheeew... Was starting to think we wouldn't be hearing this today. Thanks for making me think the worst, Opie.

[Mobo]

I wanna press her "charges" against my subpeona.

[Stig]

Arrrr.. extarrrrrcy of gold.

Ecstacy of TREASURE!!! Gold Dubloons! Pieces of Eight! Rubies! Diamonds!

[Mobo]

Thought the baggers might have fun with this......and no, it's not meatspin.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A0WTc65XFvFG8AkAhg8jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=200 70918162949AAkuhI0

[Chester'sLiver]

http://a325.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_1d9ac9ae9af0213eb1bdb99f3ee490e4.jpg

[Deadbent]

Thought the baggers might have fun with this......and no, it's not meatspin.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A0WTc65XFvFG8AkAhg8jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=200 70918162949AAkuhI0



Yeah, Nice try deek. Like I'm clicking a link.

ARRRRRS if!

[Redding]

hi

[Mobo]

RRRRRrrrrrrrrredding!

[VilleDick]

hi

Ahoy mateeee :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

hi

Hello sir.

[mightymalachi]

Not to get OT, but.... BNL fan?

Was it the sig quote, or the avatar quote? ;)

Yes, yes I am.

[Woodfloorlicker]

Morning ARGHHHHHHHHHHHedding

[SteveSteele]

Morning baggers.

[Hidden_Rage]

hi

Matey, if you bomb tonight, you will be walking the plank to be eaten by the sharks!

[Casey]

Was it the sig quote, or the avatar quote? ;)

Yes, yes I am.

Nice! Were you on Ships & Dip? I'm so sad I can't go on III.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Are they talking about the Logitech Harmony?

[Chester'sLiver]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00093IIRA/ruggedelegance3688-20/ref=nosim?gclid=CICO1pfOz44CFQYjWAodRUFKAQ

[mightymalachi]

Nice! Were you on Ships & Dip? I'm so sad I can't go on III.

No, I didn't get to go to the first one, and I'm not going to be able to go on this one either. The Malachette and I couldn't get the money together in time. I'd love to go because of BNL, and also wouldn't mind seeing Guster. Last I saw them was at the Hard Rock in Orlando last Novembrrr.

[norton23]

goodbye me mateys! i'm going to go take a practice LSAT so i can be a lawyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


GOOD LUCK!!!!:clap:

[Mobo]

I almost, sorta, kinda, feel like they're talking about me......:p

[Awful Me]

LINGARRRRRr LONGARRRRRr

.

[Wilmington WOW]

Boo

[Deadbent]

Listening to this is to interesting as the mets are to winning.

[Mobo]

This is all about Cokelogic! I love the idea of Bad Song Parody contest.

[mightymalachi]

Boo

Typical Philly fan.






:action-sm

[Casey]

Typical Philly fan.






:action-sm

We would boo our first born. ;)

[pnigga]

oh boy here we go

[Mobo]

We would boo our first born. ;)

Me too......

http://www.flickr.com/photos/phototropism/34333561/

[Woodfloorlicker]

I'm gonna start off Whip 'Em Out Wednesday with some boobs!!
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9434/boobieswoohooanim9dyys8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2159/melkarmazinra9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/273/howardsternry1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/5976/dscn0179cx2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5098/clayvd0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/1132/georgebushgq1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1120/bubbathelovespongejv3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I'm was "WoodFloorLicker from the Future" this morning....Hoooooo hoooooo....I ripped myself off!

[mightymalachi]

We would boo our first born. ;)

Fucking cunt. Look at him coming out of the birth canal the wrong fucking way. And the fucking cord, he's got the fucking cord wrapped around his neck. This kid will never convert a third down, ever. I wish this kid was Ricky Williams. And why the fuck is the kid blue? Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo

[Hidden_Rage]

Listening to this is to interesting as the mets are to winning.


After being disgusted about the Mets loss, I tuned into futurama which was about the new new york Mets and Leela beaning everyone.

[Casey]

Ha! Hense why I will never have kids. :D

[Ole Horses Teet]

So what remote were they talking about? I was running late to work today and just got here.

[Chester'sLiver]

Howard must feel like he is in the Godfather everyday when he wakes up with a horse head in his bed.

[mightymalachi]

Ha! Hense why I will never have kids. :D

Well, that, and based on your avatar, you look like a dog.


:action-sm

[mightymalachi]

Howard must feel like he is in the Godfather everyday when he wakes up with a horse head in his bed.

And he has worse diction than Brando.

[Stig]

After being disgusted about the Mets loss, I tuned into futurama which was about the new new york Mets and Leela beaning everyone.

BLURNBALL!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

HooArrr...HooArrr...I invented disgruntled employee wanting ye more loot.

[Awful Me]

I eat cereal at my desk.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Seems like hoo hoo's a tooth grinder.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I eat cereal at my desk.

I eat cereal bars at my desk.

[Stig]

Did that guy steal that bit from Wackbag?

[Awful Me]

I eat cereal barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs at my desk.



fixed that for ya. :action-sm

[Friday]

I eat cereal outside after i make warewolf moooveeees.

[mightymalachi]

HooArrr...HooArrr...I invented disgruntled employee wanting ye more loot.

These fine folks may beg to differ:

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t91/SaraT234/untitled.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

brushing your teeth too many times a day for E-rock is once..

[Stig]

Yes. You absolutely can wear down your gums. My dentist made me switch to soft bristles because of it.

[Hidden_Rage]

I eat cereal outside after i make warewolf moooveeees.

wrong day.. today is about Pirates, every other day is about werewolf MOVIES

[Woodfloorlicker]

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/7519/buckwheatpancakeslm4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Buckwheat Pancakes????

[Awful Me]

lame

[RobeSoup&Tears]

'The irony' made me loff...nice.



BTW, having been a hoo hoo listenier from the mid 80's till about '98 I tried listening to hoo hoo...it's just sad.

[Save My Up's Dick]

I eat cereal at my desk.

I eat cereal bars at my desk.
I eat glue at my desk.

:wave4:

[Casey]

I was forced to listen to Hoo Hoo every day on the way to school from elementary school until I started driving. I refuse to get in the car with my mom anymore and when I say that I listen to O & A she says "Oh, they're dirty." :icon_roll

[madbam]

I eat glue at my desk.

:wave4:


I eat pennies and gum at my desk

[Wilmington WOW]

Typical Philly fan.






:action-sm

lol
I was acutally going for a ghost boo
but boy was I booing monday night
but I was chearing in my bed listening to the 14 inning winning phillies last night


I guess I should have said Arrrrrrrr Matey

[Hidden_Rage]

Jesse Jackson is a.. well I got a phrase..


"people that annoy you"

[VilleDick]

lol
I was acutally going for a ghost boo
but boy was I booing monday night
but I was chearing in my bed listening to the 14 inning winning phillies last night


I guess I should have said Arrrrrrrr Matey

Oooooooooh it's "Game and half back" Wednesday

[Awful Me]

I just wish once Louisiana would be in news without people reading the paper and thinking we are all idiots.

[Mobo]

You heard the marching orders from the Furher! Let's get to robbing, White People!!!!

[OxBabygirlxO]

erock sucks

[Wilmington WOW]

Howard must feel like he is in the Godfather everyday when he wakes up with a horse head in his bed.

lol
I'm not gonna marry her
I just gonna fuck her in the Hamptons till her looks go away

[VilleDick]

I just wish once Louisiana would be in news without people reading the paper and thinking we are all idiots.

Well it's not like you guys are curing cancer down there. You're only in the news when you're idiots, otherwise Louisiana is irrelevant :action-sm

[Lillibaby]

I think the Jena kids should definitely be held and tried for what they did, but the guy didn't die. A lifetime's imprisonment is waaaaaaay too severe a punishment for the crime.

[Mobo]

Wasn't there a big news story out of Louisiana a couple of years ago?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Dru did a pretty darn good job with this.

[Mobo]

http://www.ktv.nu/~s107d/Studentkorridor/rave_party.jpg

[Redding]

Dru rules

[Cromwell]

Mornin' Awful Me, CaptainWacky, Casey, Cha94, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, coolyellowbus, coughlin74, crobby, Deadbent, Friday, GoCamels, Hoffman, Hog's Big Ben, kenrowe, kimothee, Lillibaby, livebackwards, madbam, mightymalachi, Ole Horses Teet, OxBabygirlxO, pnigga, Probably Stoned, psycho_factor, Redding, RIrealtor, RobeSoup&Tears, Save My Up's Dick, sniper2323, speed1001, SteveSteele, Stig, universalremobo, VilleDick, wetandstickyjim, Wilmington WOW, Woodfloorlicker :action-sm

Love that dru Boogie mix.

Po never sounded so good

"Goodness Gracious!" :icon_mrgr

[Wilmington WOW]

Don't listen to the Mets: They're in trouble
Ken Rosenthal
FOXSports.com, Updated 1 hour ago

[Stig]

I think the Jena kids should definitely be held and tried for what they did, but the guy didn't die. A lifetime's imprisonment is waaaaaaay too severe a punishment for the crime.

That's easy for you to say. They didn't fuck YOU up.

[Mobo]

http://madtony.com/images/user_images/ConanBarb069.93.jpg

By Crom!!

[Wilmington WOW]

Mornin' Wilmington WOW, :action-sm




awww thats sweet
yo crom

[Awful Me]

Well it's not like you guys are curing cancer down there. You're only in the news when you're idiots, otherwise Louisiana is irrelevant :action-sm

We do have a area that runs thru a bunch of chemical plants that is affectionately referred to as "Cancer Alley" does that count?

[Awful Me]

I think the Jena kids should definitely be held and tried for what they did, but the guy didn't die. A lifetime's imprisonment is waaaaaaay too severe a punishment for the crime.

It's attempted murder they are charged with, not beating someone up.

[Stig]

Hey, Crommies.

[mightymalachi]

I think the Jena kids should definitely be held and tried for what they did, but the guy didn't die. A lifetime's imprisonment is waaaaaaay too severe a punishment for the crime.

White apologists are so scared, of black people.

[VilleDick]

Don't listen to the Mets: They're in trouble
Ken Rosenthal
FOXSports.com, Updated 1 hour ago

Oooooooooh I hope so

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I tried satying up for the Philly game but couldn't...just found out that they won.

What do the Mets and RedSox have in common?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6991/mirrorah2.jpg

[Dr.Knockboots]

I lived in Shreveport for 5 years. Nice place, really dug the good food and the sweet women you grow down there. That damn accent drove me nuts.. how I left that place single is a mystery, I fell in love with a Louisiana girl every time I left my house.

I think some part of my love for Louisiana comes from moving to Alaska right after LA..living in AK made me appreciate LA for sure.

[mightymalachi]

It's attempted murder they are charged with, not beating someone up.

Blacks....too lazy to finish the job?

To hell you say.

[mightymalachi]

I tried satying up for the Philly game but couldn't...just found out that they won.

What do the Mets and RedSox have in common?

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6991/mirrorah2.jpg

They're vampires with no reflections?

[Stig]

I tried satying up for the Philly game but couldn't...just found out that they won.

What do the Mets and RedSox have in common?



They've both been my Home Team at some point in my life.

[madbam]

Hi Cromo:action-sm

[Stig]

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6991/mirrorah2.jpg

Wait - I got it; They're right behind you on the highway, riding your bumper and honking their horns because you drive like a douche?

[Save My Up's Dick]

Dru rules
x2
When does he get his Sat night virus show??

[Mobo]

Let's get Howie to wake up his wife on air!

[pnigga]

why do they even give this zero the time of day

[wetandstickyjim]

Morning Crom and you other creatons. What's with the pirate theme today?

Arghghghghgh!!

[SteveSteele]

Morning Crom :action-sm

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Ahhhrrrr...remember, go to Cash4Gold.com and request to have ye returning loot bag...Fill it and submit. :icon_wink

[Mobo]

I love to watch "Pick a briefcase and cross your fingers".

[wetandstickyjim]

why do they even give this zero the time of day

Seriously? Howie?

[Hidden_Rage]

Ahhhrrrr...remember, go to Cash4Gold.com and request to have ye returning loot bag...Fill it and submit. :icon_wink


Arrrrr... Robe is trying to say something!

[Save My Up's Dick]

Mornin' Awful Me, CaptainWacky, Casey, Cha94, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, coolyellowbus, coughlin74, crobby, Deadbent, Friday, GoCamels, Hoffman, Hog's Big Ben, kenrowe, kimothee, Lillibaby, livebackwards, madbam, mightymalachi, Ole Horses Teet, OxBabygirlxO, pnigga, Probably Stoned, psycho_factor, Redding, RIrealtor, RobeSoup&Tears, Save My Up's Dick, sniper2323, speed1001, SteveSteele, Stig, universalremobo, VilleDick, wetandstickyjim, Wilmington WOW, Woodfloorlicker :action-sm

Love that dru Boogie mix.

Po never sounded so good

"Goodness Gracious!" :icon_mrgr
Hey Crrrrrrrrrromwell

[Cromwell]

awww thats sweet
yo crom

I am. I'm the sweetest boy alive. :icon_wink



Hey, Crommies.



Heya, Stigs

(Rhymes with "nigs") ;)




Hi Cromo:action-sm

Bammo! :icon_cool

I like Howie Mandel. He's a good guest.

[Awful Me]

Let's get Howie to wake up his wife on air!



Or maybe wake me up......

Howie is great in studio, this phoner isn't good.

[Cromwell]

Hey Crrrrrrrrrromwell

And thank you for remembering my one, lone hacky show bit.

(I owe it all to Opie, who came up with that genius angle, and Anthony for quickly picking up on it. And Jimmy of course - for farting on me) :p

[pnigga]

Seriously? Howie?

he stinks and so does his show

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

Didn't he tell this story last time?

[wetandstickyjim]

he stinks and so does his show

I don't watch his show, but I like him. Oh well. I guess we'll have to agree to disagree?

[SteveSteele]

And Jimmy of course - for farting on me :p

Was the aroma worth savoring? :huh:

[Mobo]

Didn't he tell this story last time?

No, he told some story about his daughter shitting on the side of the road.

[Save My Up's Dick]

And thank you for remembering my one, lone hacky show bit.

(I owe it all to Opie, who came up with that genius angle, and Anthony for quickly picking up on it. And Jimmy of course - for farting on me) :p
It's a cross between that and ye pirate theme today. :action-sm

[Awful Me]

OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!! Me and Howie have something in common! I am an OCD Counter also!

[WhiteHonkyDevil]

No, he told some story about his daughter shitting on the side of the road.

Actually, she was pissing. I remember that, but I know I've heard the Jesus story from him before, too.

[pnigga]

silent game...please

[OxBabygirlxO]

ohhhhhhh god

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Arrrrr I'd like to see this blimey fool hanging from a cliff, not being able to reach out for some helpful lads grip due to he ocd

[Chester'sLiver]

ohhhhhhh god

Yes? How can I help you?----haha, that's funny I'm funny.:D

Morning sweetness..

[Dr. Hoffman]

Who let Cromwell in here? :action-sm

[Mobo]

I'm Borrrrrrrrrred.

[Mobo]

Where does this guy put his fucking hands? Grow up you baby. Shake a fucking hand and be a human being.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Howie you said this already.....errr...I mean 'Arrrrr you're repeating yourself ya fool!!!'

[VilleDick]

Howie Mandel rules

[pnigga]

holy crap who cares

[Mobo]

http://www.faucetandsinkconnection.com/ProductImages/Toto/Toilets/Neorest-MS990CG.jpg

Where this interview has gone.......

[Deadbent]

DhxpohzZHbc

[mightymalachi]

Dr. John?

What does a blues artist know about OCD?

[SteveSteele]

If Jimmy buys this shitter, he'll break it after a few of his dumps.

[Mobo]

Dr. John?

What does a blues artist know about OCD?

More than Dr. Hook. He's a quack.

[UsedLadBag]

hi all, just got on the comp, did anyone reset the HoHo clock for 9:36am EST? Not that I care, Opie just said to keep track.

[Awful Me]

Dr. John?

What does a blues artist know about OCD?

He was at the right college, but it musta been the wrong class.

[mightymalachi]

http://www.totousa.com/productpage.asp?PID=134

[mightymalachi]

He was at the right college, but it musta been the wrong class.

LOL

Very good sir.

[wetandstickyjim]

He was at the right college, but it musta been the wrong class.

Nice! :clap:

[Woodfloorlicker]

Dr. Dirty John Valby?

Fixed it for you! :action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

Where does this guy put his fucking hands? Grow up you baby. Shake a fucking hand and be a human being.

yeah how does he act?

[Lillibaby]

beating someone up with your hands, even if it was 6 on 1, doesn't make a good case for attempted murder.

[Cromwell]

Was the aroma worth savoring? :huh:

Dude - it was from Jimmy's Butt! Need you ask that question?

(The sweetest aroma known to man)

It's a cross between that and ye pirate theme today. :action-sm

Arrrrrggggh!

I'm Croooommmmmwellllll!
(Picture me with an eye patch)


Who let Cromwell in here? :action-sm

E-Rock (of course) :p


So - race fighting again, eh?

Its why I work out 6 times a week. And own a gun :icon_cool

[Stig]

Where does this guy put his fucking hands?
Down these sleeves.
http://www.esh.dmhmrsas.virginia.gov/crossroads/images/straitjacket.jpg

[Awful Me]

beating someone up with your hands, even if it was 6 on 1, doesn't make a good case for attempted murder.

I know people who got beat up by one guy and got charged with attempted murder. Maybe they don't know how to fight where you live.

[NYDBLOCK]

had to check in on this topic.

this is some bullshit. im never one to support outrageous claims of racism, and i never use my color as a cop-out but this Jena 6 shit is FUCKED UP

[Awful Me]

had to check in on this topic.

this is some bullshit. im never one to support outrageous claims of racism, and i never use my color as a cop-out but this Jena 6 shit is FUCKED UP

You are right! They did it. They did it because he was white. It is FUCKED UP that black people are outraged that it is being considered a hate crime....

[mightymalachi]

had to check in on this topic.

this is some bullshit. im never one to support outrageous claims of racism, and i never use my color as a cop-out but this Jena 6 shit is FUCKED UP

Wow....who saw this coming?


:action-sm

[Mobo]

Just don't sit under my tree, NYDBLOCK, and we should be just fine.:action-sm

[Stig]

Still, after hearing more about the story, I'm not too sad to see one of those racist morons get his ass handed to him.

[NYDBLOCK]

my black half hates you guys.

but my white side giggles when you make black jokes.

[Wilmington WOW]

You are right! They did it. They did it because he was white. It is FUCKED UP that black people are outraged that it is being considered a hate crime....

oooo your next door neighbor is on the phone



que the song

[Mobo]

Stig, you don't know how to spell treasure.

[mightymalachi]

I'm not saying Jena is a racist town, but they actually do have signs in front yards that say "Dead ****** Storage."

[Awful Me]

Doug is a dipshit. He lives in Baton Rouge and is talking about racism. We have a black mayor and police cheif.

[Mobo]

my black half hates you guys.

but my white side giggles when you make black jokes.

Our white side feels better that there's a black guy on the board.

Our black side is stealing a t.v.

[OxBabygirlxO]

Yes? How can I help you?----haha, that's funny I'm funny.:D

Morning sweetness..

morning wb love :) how are you today?



You are right! They did it. They did it because he was white. It is FUCKED UP that black people are outraged that it is being considered a hate crime....

:clap::clap: ty ty ty someone with common sense

[Wilmington WOW]

Still, after hearing more about the story, I'm not too sad to see one of those racist morons get his ass handed to him.

post from Earth 2 :action-sm

[NYDBLOCK]

Doug is a dipshit. He lives in Baton Rouge and is talking about racism. We have a black mayor and police cheif.


were you the guy they stomped out?

you have a black eye in your pic.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I'm not saying Jena is a racist town, but they actually do have signs in front yards that say "Dead ****** Storage."

Who the fuck doesn't have dead golfer storage?

[Mobo]

I'm not saying Jena is a racist town, but they actually do have signs in front yards that say "Dead ****** Storage."

They do buy good coffee...

[Stig]

my black half hates you guys.

but my white side giggles when you make black jokes.

You're like that cereal that has a nicely sweet side, and a crunchy wheat side.

[Awful Me]

Goddammit! This guy is why white people are racist.

[mightymalachi]

Doug is a dipshit. He lives in Baton Rouge and is talking about racism. We have a black mayor and police cheif.

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z216/sarbear4262/blazingsaddles.jpg??


This new caller sounds like the voice of reason.

[Chester'sLiver]

morning wb love :) how are you today?

I'm doing alright...

This conversation bores me...:icon_neut

[NYDBLOCK]

wow this is the guy stepping up for the whites of jena?

[Mobo]

You're like that cereal that has a nicely sweet side, and a crunchy wheat side.

N****r-o's?

[Awful Me]

Hypocrite. He just called the other guy racist because of his accent.

[NYDBLOCK]

N****r-o's?

nah, Frosted Mini-Dead Words

[Mobo]

Race War!!!! Race War!!!!

[Hidden_Rage]

It's very simple who is the fault.


I blame the blacks.

[Stig]

Maybe these 6 black guys were the 6 nerdy black kids in the school, and COULDN'T kill the white guy.

[Lillibaby]

Race War!!!! Race War!!!!

ahh nice...it's been a looong while.

[Cromwell]

Doug is a dipshit. He lives in Baton Rouge and is talking about racism. We have a black mayor and police cheif.

Dude - don't you know? Only "non-whites" can have "race crimes" against them. :icon_roll

[Casey]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z216/sarbear4262/blazingsaddles.jpg??



Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show? :icon_wink

[Chester'sLiver]

I think the point we (whitey) are making is that if it was turned around the 6 white guys would be facing life in prison..

[mightymalachi]

You're like that cereal that has a nicely sweet side, and a crunchy wheat side.

Is Jeff Norris even still alive?




BTW, this second guy on the phone is going to have me marching with the NAACP by the end of the day. He's really smashing down those southern stereotypes.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Arrrrrrr one of these things are not like the others.
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3028596/2/istockphoto_3028596_pirate_faces.jpg

Pirate DiFranco says:
White Pirates are so scared of black pirates.
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4540/piratedifrancohj8.jpg

[OxBabygirlxO]

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i love this guy ;) and wanna have black babies with him! hello hottness!

[Mobo]

Just put 'em all in the Breakfast Club. That oughta straighten 'em out. They'll learn over a Saturday that even though they're different people, they're really all the same.

[Awful Me]

This guy is saying kids like they are 10.

17 is a man. I put a guy in ICU when i was 17.

[mightymalachi]

Maybe these 6 black guys were the 6 nerdy black kids in the school, and COULDN'T kill the white guy.

Were they LARPing?


Live Action Race Promoting?

[mikek]

Race war!
http://media.herald-dispatch.com/blog/tuned/uploaded_images/Cartman-751261.JPG

[Awful Me]

Also:

I blame the blacks.....

[Chester'sLiver]

I Like Turtles!

[Mobo]

This guy is saying kids like they are 10.

17 is a man. I put a guy in ICU when i was 17.

Did he watch your youtube videos?

edit: :action-sm

[Dr. Hoffman]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 44 (34 members and 10 guests)
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i love this guy ;) and wanna have black babies with him! hello hottness!

Mornin Baby. :action-sm

[Stig]

Let's all sing together and let the healing begin:
http://www.rarebeatles.com/sleeves/solops/spsebon.jpg

[Awful Me]

Did he watch your youtube videos?

close. It was kind of like i was tickling his ribs with my shoes.

[mightymalachi]

Did he watch your youtube videos?

edit: :action-sm

ZING!!

[fuckwit]

what the fuck are they talking about?

how about equal justice? if the races were reversed this would be attempted murder and a hate crime.

[Chester'sLiver]

oooooooo I like Jimmy's Van Halen song...

[Mobo]

Jimmy is David "pee" Roth <meh meh>

[Dr. Hoffman]

I love this lil song of Jimmy's.

[Mobo]

"We're Back"......better or worse than "Back in the New York Groove"?

[mightymalachi]

Jimmy is David "pee" Roth <meh meh>

Ville?

[madbam]

"We're Back"......better or worse than "Back in the New York Groove"?

New york groove is better...

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm gonna miss the the Ms Paltlak contest since I am going away tomorrow, but I am saying it now, if Babygirl does not win - then the contest is a sham.

[Mobo]

Vile?

yes.....yes it is.

[OxBabygirlxO]

Mornin Baby. :action-sm

morning cutie :) :action-sm

[mightymalachi]

I'm gonna miss the the Ms Paltlak contest since I am going away tomorrow, but I am saying it now, if Babygirl does not win, then the contest is a shame.

I guess it will all depend on who Kidd Chris gets into the contest.




What?

[VilleDick]

Jimmy is David "pee" Roth <meh meh>

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/VilleDick/horse-car.jpg

[Mobo]

I like turtle.....heads.

[mightymalachi]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/VilleDick/horse-car.jpg

No wonder the horse couldn't see anything with all that reflectorized shit around.

[Stig]

I'm gonna miss the the Ms Paltlak contest since I am going away tomorrow, but I am saying it now, if Babygirl does not win - then the contest is a shame.

A Shame, or a Sham?
You dope. :action-sm

[Mobo]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/VilleDick/horse-car.jpg

blah, blah, reflectorized, blah, blah.

[Stig]

New york groove is better...

But NY Groove isn't supposed to be funny.

[Chester'sLiver]

A Shame, or a Sham?
You dope. :action-sm

couldn't both work really? and I think I proved when I sent shirts in, that I can not spell. No need to point out my dumbness sir. :(

[Stig]

couldn't both work really? and I think I proved when I sent shirts in, that I can not spell. No need to point out my dumbness sir. :(

Wavy guy, Stupid.

:action-sm

[Mobo]

Ope hates it when the show gets serious.

[Casey]

Good, I can go get some breakfast now. Have a good day everyone! :action-sm

[mightymalachi]

blah, blah, reflectorized, blah, blah.

LOL

It's nice to have fans.

[VilleDick]

blah, blah, reflectorized, blah, blah.

Tell me you did not just say that

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/VilleDick/Booker_T1.jpg

[fuckwit]

Ope hates it when the show gets serious.

i like it. they should do call in discussions more often. arrrr

[OxBabygirlxO]

I'm gonna miss the the Ms Paltlak contest since I am going away tomorrow, but I am saying it now, if Babygirl does not win - then the contest is a sham.

Babygirl has work and will not be particpating :action-sm

[Mobo]

King Booker and the Nation of Domination kicked my ass....Now, they've been charged with attempted murder....

[VilleDick]

King Booker and 5 of the Nation of Domination kicked my ass....Now, they've been charged with attempted murder....

Suckah!

[Chester'sLiver]

Babygirl has work and will not be particpating :action-sm

Well then..don't I look like a horse's patoot.:icon_eek:

[mightymalachi]

King Booker and the Nation of Domination kicked my ass....Now, they've been charged with attempted murder....

You shouldn't have tried to give him a painting of yourself as a gift.

[Mobo]

You shouldn't have tried to give him a painting of yourself as a gift.

:clap::clap::haha7::haha7::clap::clap:

[Dr. Hoffman]

morning cutie :) :action-sm

:icon_redf

[Friday]

Babygirl has work and will not be particpating :action-sm

well now i have no reason to watch..... ;) :p

[LiddyRules]

Hello everyone, it's Liddy!!!

[mightymalachi]

Replay.

[LiddyRules]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii malachi

[Jimmy's Dignity]

*yawwwwwwwn*

today over yet?

aslo, have you wished Qtie well yet? Click the link in my sig...

Awful me...that's an awful line :action-sm...more like it's the 25th anniversary of him graduating high school

[Redding]

nice IF Awful me

[mightymalachi]

This kid who got tasered got exactly what he fucking deserved. He resisted arrest and swung on the cops. Fuck him. He's a douche and an attention whore.

[Redding]

wow Dane Cook is pissed

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I'd like to have shoved the tazer underneath his tongue...

he needs to hurry up and either (a) get to a point or (b) die

[mightymalachi]

I'd like to have shoved the tazer underneath his tongue...


You better keep tabs on this post. Standby might try to put it on a shirt. :rolleyes: