ONA Listening Thread 9-24 Flight Benefits won Miss Paltalk! Kevin Smith in studio!

[krisko]

ya, who won miss paltalk? i've been wondering alll weekend, wasn't reallly able to sleep

[Deadbent]

Lingerrr Longerrr

[Awful Me]

I haven't been sleeping either, but i think it's a sinus infection.

Good Morning everyboda.

[cokelogic]

I've been sleeping like dead baby. Moved my brother into a house Saturday morning and then polished off a keg with some friends Saturday night. I was a lazy mutha fucka, all day on Sunday.

[Earth2murf]

Opie should win...I just took the biggest shit of my life,must of weighed 3 lbs

[SickSean]

mornin baggers, man iam glad to be back home with O&A on FM, NC blows for not having the bbboys on down there

[cokelogic]

Opie should win...I just took the biggest shit of my life,must of weighed 3 lbsUseless without pictures:action-sm

[krisko]

i've been depressed because the lions suck, and apparently picking football games isn't my shtick

[cokelogic]

Spy Report: HBO has begun to promo Jimmy's stand special.

[Awful Me]

i've been depressed because the lions suck, and apparently picking football games isn't my shtick

I don't think it was the Lions fault.

I am pretty sure it was the eagles uniform that made everybody nauseous. I know it did to me.

[Hudson]

All Skanks appeared....from what I heard......:action-sm:action-sm
Smilies mean I am Kidding!

[Deadbent]

This is a nice commercial. Why do I suddenly feel some desire to buy a mac

[Awful Me]

The problem with mac is that when they do break, you have to pay out the ass to fix them.

[krisko]

I don't think it was the Lions fault.

I am pretty sure it was the eagles uniform that made everybody nauseous. I know it did to me.

ya, i think the eagles knew they had to play well because they looked like homosexual UCLA Bruins

[Hudson]

Hahaaa

[cokelogic]

The neighbors didn't hear the gun shot because it was drowned out from the Rammstein CD.

[Hudson]

Opie rides without the seat...that old gag

[cokelogic]

This is a nice commercial. Why do I suddenly feel some desire to buy a macOdd, I have the desire to buy a gun.:D

[n8crwlr]

Can I hire Ant for tech support on my PC?

[cokelogic]

Can I hire Ant for tech support on my PC?He'll trouble shoot your problems.

(fuck, why didn't I IF that in)

[GeekGalore]

I love it when the show starts fast paced and full of energy, nice!

[SickSean]

the pats vic? fuck they beat Buffalo big fuckin deal the Bills STINK!

[n8crwlr]

He'll trouble shoot your problems.

(fuck, why didn't I IF that in)

After he gets done, you will have to defrag your harddrive.

[cokelogic]

I love it when the show starts fast paced and full of energy, nice!
Eh! I like it when it's slow, dull and lifeless.;)

[hehateme]

He'll trouble shoot your problems.

(fuck, why didn't I IF that in)

http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/crash_1.JPG

[Earth2murf]

its the same thing the Germans did when the Jews were a problem

[Awful Me]

oooooo! It's never too late for an IF! Nice job Coke

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Morning...Hey Kevin, nice.

[Awful Me]

hmmmmmmmm, all i use is windows and i never have trouble. If i do, i just fix it.

I guess it helps when you are a tech for living, but still.

[krisko]

i suck at computers. they always break on me or are shitty, no matter how expensive they are or how much fancy shit they have, they always stink

[RobeSoup&Tears]

If anyones listens to Kevin's SModcasts he mentioned how facinating this dog jerking video clip was to him.

If you haven't seen it I'll find it brb

EDIT: Here's the clip (not RedTube) (http://videovat.com/videos/3750/dog-masterbaiting.aspx)

[stillbornstew]

morning fellow degenerates. :action-sm

i'm digging the new sig pic RST. too bad i can't watch the god damn second season out here. :mad4:

[madbam]

Morning baggers.....Love the Kevin Smith....here is some hotness to start off your week.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5310/46033f25b5eb9ka2.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

morning fellow degenerates. :action-sm

i'm digging the new sig pic RST. too bad i can't watch the god damn second season out here. :mad4:

I have the first 2 episodes or Season 2, they're pretty good...If you have AIM and you want them, then PM me later tonight and they're yours.

It should take about 20 mins to transfer.

Or you can download them from Limewire but depending on your connection it'll take up to 2 hours.

[krisko]

kid nation is great, i felt bad for the poor little guy who went home

[seeinred]

Good morning, 'Baggers.

I don't think it was the Lions fault.

I am pretty sure it was the eagles uniform that made everybody nauseous. I know it did to me.

Let me start out by saying that I'm colorblind, but I thought those jerseys were fucking great,

[cokelogic]

kid nation is great, i felt bad for the poor little guy who went homeHe must have been the littlest kid there. "I'm in 3rd grade, I shouldn't be here".

[stillbornstew]

Morning baggers.....Love the Kevin Smith....here is some hotness to start off your week.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/5310/46033f25b5eb9ka2.jpg

morning bamage

I have the first 2 episodes or Season 2, they're pretty good...If you have AIM and you want them, then PM me later tonight and they're yours.

It should take about 20 mins to transfer.

Or you can download them from Limewire but depending on your connection it'll take up to 2 hours.

sweet. thanks bro. but i don't have AIM, and my connection here isn't too great, i'll probably have to limewire it. how safe is it from spyare/virus'?

[krisko]

He must have been the littlest kid there. "I'm in 3rd grade, I shouldn't be here".

and the host tried to reason with him "but timmy this is a very good oportunity for your future. please weigh the opitions befor eyou leave" like this kid is going to do some critical thinking

[madbam]

morning bamage



sweet. thanks bro. but i don't have AIM, and my connection here isn't too great, i'll probably have to limewire it. how safe is it from spyare/virus'?

Sup man....DON'T use limewire it is riddled with viruses and spyware/malware...

[cokelogic]

and the host tried to reason with him "but timmy this is a very good oportunity for your future. please weigh the opitions befor eyou leave" like this kid is going to do some critical thinkingThe host should have explained Q ratings to him.

[cokelogic]

Sup man....DON'T use limewire it is riddled with viruses and spyware/malware...Hey, I thought you were in studio today?:icon_mrgr

[stillbornstew]

Sup man....DON'T use limewire it is riddled with viruses and spyware/malware...

thought so. thanks bro. i'm cringing in anticipation of my saints playing tonight. they need to pull their shit together.

[JeffreyShane]

Is the video of the guy pissing on the dying woman still up somewhere?

[user name]

Good morning, 'Baggers.



Let me start out by saying that I'm colorblind, but I thought those jerseys were fucking great,

How ironic is it you are colorblind yet your screen name is seeinred?

[madbam]

Hey, I thought you were in studio today?:icon_mrgr

Shhhh...I am posting as I talk to the boys....el-oh-el...I wish I was as creative and rich as Mr. Smith there....

[Woodfloorlicker]

Morning Baggers....

Question....

What is the name of the song that Anthony always cues when he needs "Olde Tyme Music" for a 50's or earlier bit?

[Deadbent]

random uselessness
http://www.junkiness.com/wp-content/uploads/june07/aniston_spicoli.jpg

[Woodfloorlicker]

Marge from The Little Shelter!! Isn't that where Ant got Jack Jack from?

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/7059/cat001nh8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Awful Me]

Oooh! I made it thru the rain and am finally at work. Doesn't look like much has gone on here since I left.

[Awful Me]

Since the first one, is the marge call ever worth taking?

[whitebeard]

Skeet Cat!!!!!

or Cat Skeet!!!!

[whitebeard]

Never!!!!!

[Deadbent]

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[CaptainWacky]

The bbbbboyyss are whores.

[cokelogic]

Marge from The Little Shelter!! Isn't that where Ant got Jack Jack from?

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/7059/cat001nh8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Little known factoid, Jack Jack was give to Ant by Steven S. From Bayshore.:p

[Awful Me]

Steven S. From Bayshore.:p

Who's that? Never heard of him....:icon_eek:

[Woodfloorlicker]

Little known factoid, Jack Jack was give to Ant by Steven S. From Bayshore.:p

No shit, really? How about that. Does Steve work for The Little Shelter?

[krisko]

random uselessness
http://www.junkiness.com/wp-content/uploads/june07/aniston_spicoli.jpg

i just imagined jennifer aniston talking like a surfer guy :haha7:

[cokelogic]

No shit, really? How about that. Does Steve work for The Little Shelter?They way they read his IF's, I thought he worked for the show. Oh Snap! No, he didn't go there!!

Love ya Steve:action-sm

[cokelogic]

i just imagined jennifer aniston talking like a surfer guy :haha7:I just imagined eating Sean Penn's ass. We must have had our thoughts crossed.

[Woodfloorlicker]

Oh Snap! No, he didn't go there!!

Yes he d-i-i-i-i-i-d!

[krisko]

I just imagined eating Sean Penn's ass. We must have had our thoughts crossed.

:haha7::haha7:

[Awful Me]

Was she screaming: Marsha Marsha Marsha!!!!?

[Awful Me]

I was robbed!

[topher520]

love that sound of the tiki

[cokelogic]

One of the confessions is Marsha throws a football and hits Jan in the cunt.

[Woodfloorlicker]

Who else wouldnt mind hearing the Steven from Bayshore show?

We do every weekday from 6am-11am....

It's also known as the Opie and Anthony Show with Lil Jimmy Norton!

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[cokelogic]

We do every weekday from 6am-11am....

It's also known as the Opie and Anthony Show with Lil Jimmy Norton!

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:O oooo! I think Steve just got served.

[krisko]

did i just hear lil jimmy say he was going to be on letterman?? did he say when?

[krisko]

this is like shooting fish in a barrel but it's pretty hot that she wants some protein

[Woodfloorlicker]

did i just hear lil jimmy say he was going to be on letterman?? did he say when?

He said that Letterman will have him back but he did say he'll be on Leno on October 8th.

[cokelogic]

It's a pedo's dream. A town full of helpless children.

Paula Poundstone called it, "the sexiest show on TV".

[Hidden_Rage]

He said that Letterman will have him back but he did say he'll be on Leno on October 8th.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH


Good. Send that terrorist home.

[mascan42]

This kid sounds like he likes turtles.

[cokelogic]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH


Good. Send that terrorist home."whaa"

[Hidden_Rage]

"whaa"

Well.. The OOOH was for Norton and the good for Norton.


I just woke up and that kid sounds like a terrorist. Then again, he sounds like a terrorist when he was crying..


lol @ opie saying "I broke my knee man"

[wetandstickyjim]

Happy Mondeee Baggers! :action-sm

[Hidden_Rage]

Roland likes chick flicks? He might want to pick up deathproof if he hasn't.

[Woodfloorlicker]

"whaa"

Glad I'm not the only one. I thought I was just DGTBG!

Well.. The OOOH was for Norton and the good for Norton.


I just woke up and that kid sounds like a terrorist. Then again, he sounds like a terrorist when he was crying..


lol @ opie saying "I broke my knee man"

Again.... "whaa"

[Hidden_Rage]

Glad I'm not the only one. I thought I was just DGTBG!



Again.... "whaa"

I can explain... 4 hours of sleep + heavy night of drinking = makes you hear things

Greygoose, Jack Daniels and Jose Cuervo Gold... Yeah.

[Awful Me]

Roland likes chick flicks? He might want to pick up deathproof if he hasn't.

I would have been more surprised if they would have said Roland likes chicks.

[barjockey]

morning bbbboys

[Woodfloorlicker]

I can explain... 4 hours of sleep + heavy night of drinking = makes you hear things

Greygoose, Jack Daniels and Jose Cuervo Gold... Yeah.

:puke:

[barjockey]

I dont feel wellhttp://a405.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/m_2cb80afc1bca67f07f7f220447501f4c.gif

[krisko]

dane cook stinks

[Woodfloorlicker]

Kevin Smith put off Hoo Hoo Howie to spend time with the bbbbbboys! He's a good egg!

[Awful Me]

dane cook stinks

He will be coming in tomorrow and talking about his all night poker game and love of Fried Green Tomatoes.

[Awful Me]

The Notebook made me furious because it just proved that life and love are bullshit. You devote your whole life to someone and in the end all you can do talk to them for weeks like a stranger for 2 minutes of recognition.

It made me want to move into a cave so i would never have to be a burden to anyone.

[krisko]

i love chick flicks, it's embarassing how much i like them actually

[barjockey]

My parents took us to see Clockwork Orange when I was very young.http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=9861984

[Woodfloorlicker]

i love chick flicks, it's embarassing how much i like them actually

I'm not sure but.....wait......lemme check.......

::consulting manual::

Yup, it's ok for chicks to like "chick flicks"

[krisko]

I'm not sure but.....wait......lemme check.......

::consulting manual::

Yup, it's ok for chicks to like "chick flicks"

it's ok to like some of them, steel magnolias and fried green tomatoes are classics but when you're blubbering in the theatre at the end of the holiday then you may have a problem

[Angelfuck]

mornin buddies :action-sm kevin smith rocks

[Awful Me]

mornin buddies :action-sm kevin smith rocks

Good Morning ma'am.

[Woodfloorlicker]

mornin buddies :action-sm kevin smith rocks

Morning AF! :action-sm

[Hidden_Rage]

mornin buddies :action-sm kevin smith rocks

Good morning :action-sm


Kevin Smith rocks the fat ass

[cokelogic]

This bit have been played a lot before, but has yet to get old.

[GoCamels]

it's ok to like some of them, steel magnolias and fried green tomatoes are classics but when you're blubbering in the theatre at the end of the holiday then you may have a problem

Or in the case of my wife, actively seeks out movies/books/tv shows that make her go all weepy.

[fuckwit]

This bit have been played a lot before, but has yet to get old.

get out of my neighborhood!

[Redding]

buddays!

[madbam]

buddays!

mornin moron:action-sm

[barjockey]

Butt-jelly

[barjockey]

Large Labia.com There really is something for everyone

[Awful Me]

I like something that looks 16

[george]

everyone has an iPhone except me!!! what the fuck?!

[Angelfuck]

time for work, later buddies :(

[Awful Me]

everyone has an iPhone except me!!! what the fuck?!

I don't either. Enjoy not being one of the sheeple.

[george]

I don't either. Enjoy not being one of the sheeple.

I think I need one though.. not sure why..:icon_roll

[Mobo]

Morning Baggers! With the current conversation, I did have a hard time picking an avatar this morning.

[george]

holy fuck linda might has a huge clit.

[Woodfloorlicker]

buddays!

Morning Redding! :action-sm

[Mobo]

Where is everybody this morning?

[Awful Me]

Where is everybody this morning?

I am here!!! :action-sm

[SteveSteele]

Morning baggers. What a great conversation to wake up to. Love it when Kevin Smith is in the studio.

[Awful Me]

WOW! Me and kevin smith have so much in common :(

[Redding]

HAHA a misti rain mention, i met her before and she invited me to do a porn with her....she was offering a free membership to her site as payment for doing it....she looked like a full blown std so i couldnt do it

[Mobo]

I got in late myself this morning, and it seems like the thread's creeping along today. Has the show been that mediocre today?

[krisko]

guess i won't be listening at work today :p

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I know there might be some that don’t like Kevin but I think that might be because we’re spoiled with actual comedians as guests on the show and he’s just a writer director monotone voice guy…but he does have a really good sense of humor and just seems to shoot the shit real well with the boys…I like him.

He seems like a real cool hang.

Check out his SModcasts

[Woodfloorlicker]

I got in late myself this morning, and it seems like the thread's creeping along today. Has the show been that mediocre today?

Ya know I was just thinking that myself, but I thought maybe it was just me :idontknow

[Casey]

Morning Baggers... spent the weekend in DC and got to sit for an hour and a half crawling 4 miles. Fuck I-95 construction!

Lunchbox in studio? Niiiiice.

[krisko]

I got in late myself this morning, and it seems like the thread's creeping along today. Has the show been that mediocre today?

no it's just that i started the thread and there is a concerted effort to make me feel silly :action-sm

[Mobo]

I know there might be some that don’t like Kevin but I think that might be because we’re spoiled with actual comedians as guests on the show and he’s just a writer director monotone voice guy…but he does have a really good sense of humor and just seems to shoot the shit real well with the boys…I like him.

He seems like a real cool hang.

And it sounds like he can go toe to toe to Jimmy on porn talk.

[Ole Horses Teet]

Hooooooolllyy shit, poobutton is awful but hilarious. Ok I have to send this to someone I know who's at work.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

DO NOT GO TO 2 girls 1 cup....for the love of God NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Awful Me]

no it's just that i started the thread and there is a concerted effort to make me feel silly :action-sm

I am doing my part to keep this thing rolling. :icon_mrgr

[RobeSoup&Tears]

The poop comes out like a violent slurpee pull.

[Redding]

that was my IF 2 girls 1 cup is the worst thing i have ever seen

[Woodfloorlicker]

:puke:http://www.2girls1cup.com

[Mobo]

There you go Krisko, you have a trolly-troll troll on your side. :action-sm

[SteveSteele]

From large pussys to shitting. I'm glad I didn't eat breakfast.

[krisko]

The poop comes out like a violent slurpee pull.

fucking starvin earl, got any poop slurpees back there?

[cokelogic]

When they're finally ready to blow up the show: Two interns, one cup!

[ColdplaySucks]

I sent them the 2Girls link :)

[fuckwit]

DO NOT GO TO 2 girls 1 cup....for the love of God NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

i remember seeing this. someone posted it before. this is up there with beheading videos

[RobeSoup&Tears]

fucking starvin earl, got any poop slurpees back there?

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

Sorry, fresh out.

[SteveSteele]

:puke:http://www.2girls1cup.com

I'm not clicking that. :huh:

[Casey]

Wow... glad I didn't go back to sleep.

[Hidden_Rage]

DO NOT GO TO 2 girls 1 cup....for the love of God NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Holy shit you weren't kidding :haha7::haha7:

Seriously, they were licking the shit.. I can see why E-Rock didn't want to look.

[SteveSteele]

FART PORN!!! You know you have problems when you are jacking to that.

[Ole Horses Teet]

Holy shit you weren't kidding :haha7::haha7:
I looked at poobutton and I don't think I can stand seeing another shit video. Much less one that involves two chicks and shitting in a cup and eating it.

[Mobo]

I don't think I can stand seeing another shit video.

Did you ever think that you would say that sentence?

[Ole Horses Teet]

Did you ever think that you would say that sentence?
No, never in my entire life. Hahahaaaaa - "You can see her hair move!"

[krisko]

ok i'm over to glenn beck until shit talk is done, someone yell when it's safe to listen again :)

[Ole Horses Teet]

ok i'm over to glenn beck until shit talk is done, someone yell when it's safe to listen again :)
It actually sounds like they're done now and about to go to break. They're plugging his book and stuff now.

[Mobo]

Going to break, announcing Miss PalTalk.......next?

[Woodfloorlicker]

FART PORN!!! You know you have problems when you are jacking to that.

http://www.fartalicious.com/

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Holy shit you weren't kidding :haha7::haha7:

Seriously, they were licking the shit.. I can see why E-Rock didn't want to look.

You can never unsee it :icon_eek:....now we're both scared. :icon_cry:

[Hidden_Rage]

You can never unsee it :icon_eek:....now we're both scared. :icon_cry:

yeah.. I got halfway through where I couldn't take anymore at all... ESD did that? Ew...


It's almost 10 AM and we only have 6 pages.. what happened "whaa"

[Mobo]

It's almost 10 AM and we only have 6 pages.. what happened "whaa"

2 girls, 1 cup and Brazillian fart porn.

[SteveSteele]

http://www.fartalicious.com/

That was just funny, not hot. :icon_lol:

[Mobo]

Why don't you tease it until tomorrow, you douchebags.

[cokelogic]

And the winner is: Stalker Patty

[GoCamels]

Low post volume...must be fog delays

[SteveSteele]

And the winner is: Stalker Patty

That wouldn't even happen on Earth 2.

[Cromwell]

Mornin' annoyinglee, Awful Me, Casey, chickenfinger, Clever1, cokelogic, DiscountHarry, Fever Junk, Friday, george, GoCamels, Hidden_Rage, JeffreyShane, krisko, LordJezo, madbam, mascan42, Melk, Ole Horses Teet, pacotaco, Pak, Redding, Rhames, RobeSoup&Tears, seeinred, sniper2323, speed1001, SteveSteele, thegreatgazoo, universalremobo, Woodfloorlicker, Zman3001 :action-sm

Wow - Miss Paltalk is Flight Benefits!

Who woulda figured? :rolleyes:

[Friday]

this is terribly anti-climatic lol

[krisko]

it's important that someone put a screen cap of her on here

[Cromwell]

it's important that someone put a screen cap of her on here

Preferably NSFW :icon_mrgr

[madbam]

Mornin' annoyinglee, Awful Me, Casey, chickenfinger, Clever1, cokelogic, DiscountHarry, Fever Junk, Friday, george, GoCamels, Hidden_Rage, JeffreyShane, krisko, LordJezo, madbam, mascan42, Melk, Ole Horses Teet, pacotaco, Pak, Redding, Rhames, RobeSoup&Tears, seeinred, sniper2323, speed1001, SteveSteele, thegreatgazoo, universalremobo, Woodfloorlicker, Zman3001 :action-sm

Wow - Miss Paltalk is Flight Benefits!

Who woulda figured? :rolleyes:

Hi there your Cromness:action-sm

[cokelogic]

Push a PooButton.

[madbam]

this is terribly anti-climatic lol

Mornin sweets

[Woodfloorlicker]

Mornin' annoyinglee, Awful Me, Casey, chickenfinger, Clever1, cokelogic, DiscountHarry, Fever Junk, Friday, george, GoCamels, Hidden_Rage, JeffreyShane, krisko, LordJezo, madbam, mascan42, Melk, Ole Horses Teet, pacotaco, Pak, Redding, Rhames, RobeSoup&Tears, seeinred, sniper2323, speed1001, SteveSteele, thegreatgazoo, universalremobo, Woodfloorlicker, Zman3001 :action-sm

Good Morning, Sir!

[Woodfloorlicker]

this is terribly anti-climatic lol

Morning Friday :action-sm

[SteveSteele]

Mornin' annoyinglee, Awful Me, Casey, chickenfinger, Clever1, cokelogic, DiscountHarry, Fever Junk, Friday, george, GoCamels, Hidden_Rage, JeffreyShane, krisko, LordJezo, madbam, mascan42, Melk, Ole Horses Teet, pacotaco, Pak, Redding, Rhames, RobeSoup&Tears, seeinred, sniper2323, speed1001, SteveSteele, thegreatgazoo, universalremobo, Woodfloorlicker, Zman3001 :action-sm

Wow - Miss Paltalk is Flight Benefits!

Who woulda figured? :rolleyes:

Morning Crom. :action-sm

Screen cap please. :D

[Friday]

i want to be independently wealthy so that i can quit my job and be on pal all day. no fairs :p

[SteveSteele]

this is terribly anti-climatic lol

Morning Friday :icon_mrgr

[krisko]

on a side note, if someone picks off amadinijad today it will be one of the best days of my life

and hi croms :)

[SteveSteele]

Preferably NSFW :icon_mrgr

:clap::clap::clap:

[Casey]

True! Only C3PO had his memory wiped.

[SteveSteele]

i want to be independently wealthy so that i can quit my job and be on pal all day. no fairs :p

I think we all wish that.

[Woodfloorlicker]

C3PO and R2D2 Anti-Smoking Ad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sidL5s9bDU8

[Friday]

hiyeee bam, woodfloor, and steele! **wavey**

[Friday]

Cokey! wheeeeee

[Awful Me]

ooooh! CL on the phone!

[krisko]

speaking of smoking, i'm gonig to go on break

coke you're a nerd ;)

[cokelogic]

speaking of smoking, i'm gonig to go on break

coke you're a nerd ;)
I was nervous addressing the great Mr. Smith.

[Woodfloorlicker]

speaking of smoking, i'm gonig to go on a cocksmoking break

coke you're a nerd ;)

Fixed it for you! :rolleyes:

[Redding]

I was nervous addressing the great Mr. Smith.

hes just a guy like you and me....just that hes made great movies and alot of money

[Awful Me]

I was nervous addressing the great Mr. Smith.

At least you didn't start out: "This is Coke, um Logic, Cokelogic13 from uh wackbag...."

[Mobo]

I was nervous addressing the fact that I never had a girlfriend.

:action-sm

[SteveSteele]

"Cook" College ??? Is that a school for *******?

[cokelogic]

At least you didn't start out: "This is Coke, um Logic, Cokelogic13 from uh wackbag....":haha7: Great call back.

[Hidden_Rage]

At least you didn't start out: "This is Coke, um Logic, Cokelogic13 from uh wackbag...."


:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[SteveSteele]

I always preferred the opening to Chiller Theatre.

[Woodfloorlicker]

EDIT:

Who else wouldnt mind hearing the Steven from Bayshore show?


We do every weekday from 6am-11am....

It's also known as the Opie and Anthony Show with Lil Jimmy Norton....Starring "Steve from Bayshore", "Redding" and "Cokelogic"

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Awful Me]

EDIT:

Quote:
Originally Posted by topher520 http://www.wackbag.com/images_black/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?p=2103923#post2103923)
Who else wouldnt mind hearing the Steven from Bayshore show?

We do every weekday from 6am-11am....

It's also known as the Opie and Anthony Show with Lil Jimmy Norton....Starring "Steve from Bayshore", "Redding" and "Cokelogic"

:haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:


What? Is Chester's Liver chopped liver?

[Mobo]

Aren't we getting to the point where we have to add Awful to that list?

[Woodfloorlicker]

What? Is Chester's Liver chopped liver?

My apologies, you're corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrect!

[cokelogic]

What? Is Chester's Liver chopped liver?Lately.:rolleyes:

But Awful Me and LiddyRules need to be added to the list. The both of ya's had multiple IF's a day for the last two weeks.

[Mobo]

Everybody sounds bored today....

[Awful Me]

ok, if they are going only local, i will share some college football text messages I sent to my friends during LSU vs S. Carolina and Alabama vs UGA

"The South Carolina quarterback is white. Does that make the LSU defensive line the Jena 6?"

"Why can't Alabama fly the same airline as Marshall?"

"What's faker: Nick Saban's hair, or the holocaust?"

[Cromwell]

Hi there your Cromness:action-sm


Good Morning, Sir!

Morning Crom. :action-sm




and hi croms :)

You guys are the *bessssst*

Yeah, I used to watch Uncle Floyd on *UHF*

What crappy reception! :icon_mrgr

[Woodfloorlicker]

:rotf::rotf::rotf:ROFLMAO....:rotf::rotf::rotf:

Kevin Smith doing Jimmy's, "No go ahead, Sir! You talk!" bit!!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Gold Digger...?

White jeans are so scared of black jeans.

[Cromwell]

Kevin Smith is the best.

He's got all the same points of reference as the rest of us who grew up on the east coast here. :)

[Awful Me]

Lately.:rolleyes:

But Awful Me and LiddyRules need to be added to the list. The both of ya's had multiple IF's a day for the last two weeks.

awww shucks sir.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Prejudice commercial or PSA...I remember that.

[coconut willie]

I totally remember that PSA about prejudice and think about it all the time.


because i hate jews.

[Cromwell]

Its about -- uh - "snakes on a plane"

errrrrrrrrrr

[cokelogic]

Who's Leroy? He's my ****** friend.

[Woodfloorlicker]

"You might as well forget about the album.....This whole thing about us talking about Napster is up on Napster right now" ~ Anthony to Frank Caliendo

[cokelogic]

I totally remember that PSA about prejudice and think about it all the time.


because i hate jews.This is your first post?!:icon_eek:

Welcome to wackbag.:action-sm

[Woodfloorlicker]

I totally remember that PSA about prejudice and think about it all the time.


because i hate jews.

Welcome to the succubus that is Wackbag.com! :icon_eek:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Sadly is that that’s not the meaning of prejudice. Prejudice is Pre-Judging…this kids already knows his friend.

[Awful Me]

icky or Sticky?

[cokelogic]

C&s!

[Woodfloorlicker]

Another one that needs to be added to the list....

How could we forget "CigarsandScotch"?

[Cromwell]

Now *this* I have never heard before!?!

Pooh is doing "anti-touching" commercials?

[cokelogic]

Piglet is going to finger his Poo Button.

[Redding]

everyone knows eeyore was the pedo....it was the only thing he did fast

[Awful Me]

I am pretty sure eeyore was a molester.

EDIT: DAMN YOU REDDING!

[krisko]

At least you didn't start out: "This is Coke, um Logic, Cokelogic13 from uh wackbag...."

:clap::clap:

hoffman won't be here all week so we can make fun of him every day! :D

[cokelogic]

If anyone is :rap:d in the forest, they'll just blame the Tigger.

[Mobo]

I like to put honey on my cock and have Pooh lick it off.

[mikeybot]

morning sweeties.

I love that they seem to be bringing back the daily Shining references

[cokelogic]

everyone knows eeyore was the pedo....it was the only thing he did fastI think of him as the gimp, like in pulp fiction. Just there for taking it.

[Cromwell]

This song is great.

Right up there with "chocolate rain"

[Woodfloorlicker]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/6650/tomvilsackwinniethepoohqe5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Redding]

Pooh is talking about not being touched in you bathing suit area....but hes just asking to be molested since he doesnt wear pants

[Awful Me]

Tricks to get you not to tell:

"Lets play Lasso the Neck"
"Watch my razor make your neck smile"
"Let's peak into the Dumpster"

[Mobo]

Didn't Eeyore nail his tail to his ass......hmmmmmm. Suspect.

[cokelogic]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/6650/tomvilsackwinniethepoohqe5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
This is what's talking in this PSA? Holy shite.

[krisko]

pooh was always offering christopher robbin honey....pedo bear

[Awful Me]

Tricks they use to get you not to tell:

Who wants to wear a plastic bag hat?


Lets go swimming with the cinderblock.

[Cromwell]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/6650/tomvilsackwinniethepoohqe5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Dude!

Where did you find this?

[Redding]

wonder if pooh corner was where christopher robbins went when his uncle was destroying his bippy

[Woodfloorlicker]

Dude!

Where did you find this?

I Google'd "Pooh Sex" and did a quick PS job! :action-sm

[Mobo]

What if the kid's kinda into it? I'm just askin.....

[cokelogic]

Pooh was turned into a sloppy party bottom for his animal friends, when he got stuck in the hole, ass up.

[Woodfloorlicker]

wonder if pooh corner was where christopher robbins went when his uncle was destroying his bippy

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
Very nice callback, Sir!

[Cromwell]

I Google'd "Pooh Sex" and did a quick PS job! :action-sm

You're good.

Better than cokelogic :icon_mrgr

[Redding]

its useless to tell owl that you being molested because he keeps saying Who?

[Woodfloorlicker]

You're good.

Better than cokelogic :icon_mrgr

WHOA!!!! Simmer down there. I appreciate the praise, but I don't hold a candle to some of the Photoshoppers on here!

[cokelogic]

You're good.

Better than cokelogic :icon_mrgr:erstaunt2

[Redding]

if you told your parents you saw the pooh molesting video wouldnt you be worried you just watched a skat film

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Love Jimmy The Pooh

[Awful Me]

Tattle Tales end up in the Crawl Space.

[cokelogic]

its useless to tell owl that you being molested because he keeps saying Who?http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

[Woodfloorlicker]

You're good.

Better than cokelogic ;)

Fixed!

[Redding]

of course He man wanted you to go to a priest...one of the gayest cartoon characters ever is just feeding the priests kids

[cokelogic]

Tattle Tales end up in the Crawl Space.Rabbit told Mafia Life Chris, "Snitches get stitches".

[Redding]

http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpghttp://www.cokelogic.com/temp/star.jpg

out of 5?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Man-E-Faces would get away with the touching.

[Cromwell]

WHOA!!!! Simmer down there. I appreciate the praise, but I don't hold a candle to some of the Photoshoppers on here!

Dude - he get's enough juice on here already. :rolleyes:

Enjoy your moment in the sun. :icon_cool


(just kidding - love the cokelogic) :action-sm

[Mobo]

I grabbed Skeletor's bone.

[Redding]

Rabbit told Mafia Life Chris, "Snitches get stitches.....in your asshole"


fixed

[krisko]

is the next PSA in this series pooh telling us that we never know when the homosexual is about?

[Redding]

Elmos favorite he man character was beast man

[Woodfloorlicker]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/7557/orkorp7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Orko was in the witness protection program!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

SModcasts are pretty good.

[Awful Me]

Rabbit told Mafia Life Chris, "Snitches get their IP's banned from the fake mafia".

Fixed BETTER.

[Mobo]

SNV with Kevin Smith? Awesome idea!

[cokelogic]

out of 5?Well there's 5 stars in a unicorn and 3 unicorns in an Erock charm. So, I think it's 2/30.

[Woodfloorlicker]

SNV with Kevin Smith? Awesome idea!

x2 :clap::clap:

[Redding]

line of the day right there

[Hidden_Rage]

Nice observation Redding :action-sm

[RobeSoup&Tears]

To Do List:
- Redding mention (Check)
- Cokelogic mention (Check)


:rolleyes:

[Woodfloorlicker]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Redding gets ANOTHER mention.....

Followed by Cokelogic.....

You whores! el ohh el

[Woodfloorlicker]

To Do List
- Redding mention (Check)
- Cokelogic mention (Check)


:rolleyes:

GMTA RST! :clap:

[SteveSteele]

The rock version of this song is the best.

[cokelogic]

I think that song counts for Ringtone Mania Monday.

[cokelogic]

Well, that was a great way to start the week.

See ya on the R&F side.

[SteveSteele]

Later baggers. It's time to actually be productive.

[Woodfloorlicker]

Did you hear what Opie just said!?!?!

"Let's thank Kevin Smith (and Cokelogic, Steve from Bayshore, Redding, CigarsandScotch, Awful Me and LiddyRules) for being on the show today"

At least that's what I could have sworn I heard! :haha7::haha7:

[Redding]

i thought i had some good lines today and all i got was "redding says jimmy had line of the day" Coke you can take all my stars for the day away from me :(

[Woodfloorlicker]

Well off to bed (I work overnights)

See ya later all! :action-sm

[madbam]

Have to say Kevin Smith = Best Guest

[krisko]

replay, i'm here to make sure the thread continues to move at a snail's pace and that absolutely nothing funny is said

[Awful Me]

I will join and try to bring nothing to the table as well.

[Friday]

i will gladly assist in that task, Kris

in because i forgot to wake up this morning

[Wilmington WOW]

ova here now
get read y for shit videos in a few hours

[mightymalachi]

Replay.


Congratulations on winning Miss Paltalk, Standby.

[Save My Up's Dick]

Replay goodness :action-sm

Drama on paltalk?...you're kiddin Ant

:icon_roll

[FAZ8218]

Sup baggers.

[SOS]

Anticipating Anthony's video of him shooting his computer.

[ChimneyFish]

Where is this fucking clip????

Hilarious.:icon_razz

[Friday]

Ant is my hero.... i cannot count the number of times i have wanted to kill my computer.

[krisko]

i didn't realize he did this in his basement

[krisko]

this might be a stupid question but here goes: it's illegal to shoot your gun in your house if your not shooting it at anyone?

[mightymalachi]

this might be a stupid question but here goes: it's illegal to shoot your gun in your house if your not shooting it at anyone?

Yes, because you're x number of feet from another occupied dwelling.

[Awful Me]

Yes, because you're x number of feet from another occupied dwelling.

I wasn't the best math student, but I am pretty sure x isn't a number.

[SteveFromBayshore]

I wasn't the best math student, but I am pretty sure x isn't a number.

Maybe he's using it as a Roman Numeral. I think he used to work for Quinn-Martin Productions.

HEIL CUMIA!

[mightymalachi]

I wasn't the best math student, but I am pretty sure x isn't a number.

10, motherfucker.


:action-sm

[krisko]

ooh someone got fired at my work and i took their monitor

[Awful Me]

Maybe he's using it as a Roman Numeral. I think he used to work for Quinn-Martin Productions.

HEIL CUMIA!

Touche sir.

[Friday]

ooh someone got fired at my work and i took their monitor

dirty desk r*pist!!! ;p

[Awful Me]

ooh someone got fired at my work and i took their monitor

There is nothing better than the termination desk raid.

[Sam_Adams]

Ant's ripping me off "Hoo Hoo."

lqKkjx-_OjE


Ant says that he knows a lot about firearms because he shot some while he was a kid and has recently bought some last year, but I don't believe him.

He DOES own them, but he doesn't know all that much about them. Shooting a high-velocity round inside of a concrete basement is VERY dangerous and the little bit material he described will NOT stop the bullet. He's lucky that he didn't pick up a richochet and I'm doubting he used shooting glasses.

If he's wanting to shoot indoors then he has to build a bullet trap out of heavy steel plates that are angled to deform and redirect the bullet to the ground into medium such as sand to completely kill the bullet.

Concrete doesn't stop bullets. It will fragment and or richochet and keep moving until it hits some more shit.

[mightymalachi]

ooh someone got fired at my work and i took their monitor

Is that the black blood in you? Right to the looting?

[krisko]

There is nothing better than the termination desk raid.

19'' flat screen monitor and a pair of scissors :)

she was only here for a month so when they gave her a new chair right when she got here i took that immediatly, i figured i'd wait until she was shit canned to take the monitor :)

[mightymalachi]

Ant's ripping me off "Hoo Hoo."

lqKkjx-_OjE


Ant says that he knows a lot about firearms because he shot some while he was a kid and has recently bought some last year, but I don't believe him.

He DOES own them, but he doesn't know all that much about them. Shooting a high-velocity round inside of a concrete basement is VERY dangerous and the little bit material he described will NOT stop the bullet. He's lucky that he didn't pick up a richochet and I'm doubting he used shooting glasses.

If he's wanting to shoot indoors then he has to build a bullet trap out of heavy steel plates that are angled to deform and redirect the bullet to the ground into medium such as sand to completely kill the bullet.

Concrete doesn't stop bullets. It will fragment and or richochet and keep moving until it hits some more shit.

I think you should call in and debate him on the merits of your argument in the morning.

[Sam_Adams]

19'' flat screen monitor and a pair of scissors :)

she was only here for a month so when they gave her a new chair right when she got here i took that immediatly, i figured i'd wait until she was shit canned to take the monitor :)

I missed Krisko :action-sm

[Awful Me]

19'' flat screen monitor and a pair of scissors :)

she was only here for a month so when they gave her a new chair right when she got here i took that immediatly, i figured i'd wait until she was shit canned to take the monitor :)

When the last guy left here, there was almost a fist fight over his scissors.

[Sam_Adams]

I think you should call in and debate him on the merits of your argument in the morning.

I will be sleeping before I have to wake up and put in another 12-hour day. I missed Ron and Fez today because of work :( I fucking hate it when we have to do a bunch of extra shit and put in 80-hour weeks.

[krisko]

I missed Krisko :action-sm

yay! hi sam :action-sm

[Awful Me]

I don't know if i can listen to this show twice. It was a great show, but it moved so slow.

[Sam_Adams]

yay! hi sam :action-sm

how's work aside from you scavenging office wares?

[krisko]

I don't know if i can listen to this show twice. It was a great show, but it moved so slow.

the only show i've said that about was the car crash comedy show in philly, other than that i can listen twice. i will be tuning out for the shit stories but i'll come back after they're done

[Awful Me]

the only show i've said that about was the car crash comedy show in philly, other than that i can listen twice. i will be tuning out for the shit stories but i'll come back after they're done

I could barely listen to that show once. :icon_eek:

[krisko]

how's work aside from you scavenging office wares?

it's the end of the month so i'm trying to get people to pay me and i'm having varying degrees of success.

[mightymalachi]

Everyone who is praising Krisko should also know that this is the co-worker whose chair and monitor she so gleefully took possession of.

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w35/mrloutzenh21/stephenhawking2.jpg

[Sam_Adams]

it's the end of the month so i'm trying to get people to pay me and i'm having varying degrees of success.

I'm looking for a townhouse to move into so I can be closer to the new building for work. Now it's a 30 minute+ drive and I don't like it.

I may see about cutting some timber around the farm to clear out extra shit to just buy a fucking house with. I'm also waiting for a geologist to get back with me with a time when he can go survey to see how large of a natural gas pocket we have so I can make $$$ from gas.

[krisko]

Everyone who is praising Krisko should also know that this is the co-worker whose chair and monitor she so gleefully took possession of.

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w35/mrloutzenh21/stephenhawking2.jpg

but i also took the scissors so he wouldn't continue to be a danger to himself and others

[mightymalachi]

but i also took the scissors so he wouldn't continue to be a danger to himself and others

What is noodlearms really going to do with a pair of scissors to harm anyone? That's like taking away a blind man's glasses.

[SOCK TITS]

So wheres the new video?

[krisko]

alright going to school now talk to you folks tomorrow :)

[Sam_Adams]

alright going to school now talk to you folks tomorrow :)

:( bye

[Awful Me]

RANDOM:

http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/motivation/awesomekid.jpg

[Save My Up's Dick]

alright going to school now talk to you folks tomorrow :)
Later.

[stillbornstew]

alright. off to TRY and sleep. hope the god damn ER doesn't call anymore. enjoy the rest of your day kids.

BAMAGE- let me know when your friends heading to spain and what part they'll be coming to.

[Deadhead]

Afternoon, Baggers.

[feb31st]

are we getting the show from audible today or did i completely miss something?

its usually posted by 3:45 EST, at the latest.......

[Save My Up's Dick]

Roland dragged to chick flicks by his mom!?

Explains a lot.

[Friday]

Designer Pussy lololol

this segment is funneee

[ffuege]

are we getting the show from audible today or did i completely miss something?

its usually posted by 3:45 EST, at the latest.......

That's what I was wondering... or I thought I might just be too stupid to see it.

[madbam]

alright. off to TRY and sleep. hope the god damn ER doesn't call anymore. enjoy the rest of your day kids.

BAMAGE- let me know when your friends heading to spain and what part they'll be coming to.
They are there now but I haven't heard of where exactly they are staying....as soon as i find out I will let you know..

[UsedLadBag]

Ant needs to get married... seriously. Firing guns off in his basement, renting fast cars -driving 120 MPH, excessive(?) drinking, then bragging about it on air and quoting Khan from Star Trek 2.

I'm scared.

[UsedLadBag]

When Ant was filming the shooting off his PC, do you think the half empty whiskey bottle was in frame or off camera?

[nostrilthump]

Morning Baggers....

Question....

What is the name of the song that Anthony always cues when he needs "Olde Tyme Music" for a 50's or earlier bit?

It might be Glenn Miller's "In the Mood."
http://www.tuxjunction.net/gm2-moodGM-gm.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJE-onnw2gM

Similar to Tommy Dorsey's "Opus One" as well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7QjMZ4ckZc

[UsedLadBag]

how long before Ant's heard on a 911 tape saying something like "She enticed me..."?

(obviously not in regard to Melinda)

[pure_waves]

any one elses xm online crap out?

[en12384]

any one elses xm online crap out?

mine is being a fagatron as well, im super duper pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wavy guy

[en12384]

now some foreign dude called me a filthy American? what gives

[en12384]

yay bbbbbbbbbbboys are back, my sole is no longer empty

[en12384]

who else thinks the "quack quack quack" dude in the xm commercial sounds like our lil jimmy

[Woodfloorlicker]

any one elses xm online crap out?

Good to know I'm not the only retard having problems. I thought my computer was the only one having trouble listening to XMRO.

[pure_waves]

is that erock in the "were sorry, the xm radio online channel youve requested...clip"?

[GoCamels]

Earlier today it seemed to be having problems. I was also having audio trouble with ESPN Radio this afternoon on my Roady2.

[Mindslayer]

Ahh, so that's why Im hearing the Little Shelter bit from the KRock side now...