O&A Listening Thread 10/2/07-It's Hummer Tuesday!!! Patti, BigA! ESD <3 Black Earl

[krisko]

good morning

[Razor Roman]

Kriskoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!

[Deadbent]

Good Morning.


How are you.


How are you.

Today we're going to have a lot of fun.

How are you.

Good Morning.

I'mma cop you idiot.

Let off some steam, bennett.

Stick around.

Dillan!!

[Woodfloorlicker]

Morning everyone! :action-sm

[Warren]

my arm hurts from playing WoW all night. slow night at work

[krisko]

Kriskoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!

ROMANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! :action-sm

[krisko]

roman are you wearing a bears jersey in your sig?!

[meaty_vag_lips]

Why on God's sorta green earth am I up so early?

OH, good morning Baggers. :action-sm

[WOWmagnet]

Nice ;)

[Awful Me]

4999 Posts and I wanted to start a Listening Thread for number 5000, but I had to poo so I missed out.

So, much like everything else in my life: Awful and with No Fanfare:

This is number 5000

Good Morning Buddays.

As you can tell from my avatar, I am very excitied.

[Woodfloorlicker]

roman are you wearing a bears jersey in your sig?!

Actually it looks like a Brian Urlacher jersey to be precise :icon_neut

[Razor Roman]

Oh, in case anyone gives a shit Big A is coming to the XM side of the show today and he's bringing Stalker Patti with him...

[WOWmagnet]

4999 Posts and I wanted to start a Listening Thread for number 5000, but I had to poo so I missed out.

So, much like everything else in my life: Awful and with No Fanfare:

This is number 5000

Good Morning Buddays.

As you can tell from my avatar, I am very excitied.

congrats :icon_neut

[Razor Roman]

roman are you wearing a bears jersey in your sig?!

yeah... cause I'm Cozy

[hehateme]

Morning sunshines....

[krisko]

4999 Posts and I wanted to start a Listening Thread for number 5000, but I had to poo so I missed out.

So, much like everything else in my life: Awful and with No Fanfare:

This is number 5000

Good Morning Buddays.

As you can tell from my avatar, I am very excitied.

i can tell by your avatar that you aren't wearing a shirt again

congrats budday!! :action-sm

[Awful Me]

yeah... cause I'm Cozy

miss razor in the sombrero, he was the bessssssst

[Awful Me]

i can tell by your avatar that you aren't wearing a shirt again

congrats budday!! :action-sm

But you can't see that I am not wearing pants either!


i am wearing my work out shorts

[n8crwlr]

Mornig baggers, anyone see the new studio?

[Warren]

hello

[krisko]

yeah... cause I'm Cozy

GO LIONS!

[Warren]

why must they restart the WoW servers :(

[Deadbent]

Britney is always putting one in her fa... oh nevermind.

[krisko]

i'm happy brittney spears lost her children, it was probably the best thing i heard all day yesterday. i'm afraid this makes me a terrible person

[OxBabygirlxO]

morning lovies!

[English Gent]

Wassup, shitdicks. Here's hoping Britney goes the way of Kurt Cobain............

[OxBabygirlxO]

she shoulda been shot when she got pregnant the first time!

[Awful Me]

morning lovies!


Morning!

[Awful Me]

New Bit: Dame Free Tuesdee

[meaty_vag_lips]

i'm happy brittney spears lost her children, it was probably the best thing i heard all day yesterday. i'm afraid this makes me a terrible person


That doesn't make you a bad person.

Saying "Go Lions".....THAT makes you a bad person. :action-sm

[Awful Me]

Mendoza! Post it!

[krisko]

That doesn't make you a bad person.

Saying "Go Lions".....THAT makes you a bad person. :action-sm

i've been sayin go lions my whole life, i finally have a good reason to say it!

mendozathejew....are you here? what was your IF?

[Cromwell]

Hey Mendoza - good job!

[Warren]

just watched the Budd Dwyer video for the 1st time. WOW that blood ran out of his noise very fast. WOW!!

[English Gent]

i'm happy brittney spears lost her children, it was probably the best thing i heard all day yesterday. i'm afraid this makes me a terrible person

Not at all - she's a cunt, who was happy to use the media when it suited her, then begged for privacy when it didn't suit her, acted completely fucking irresponsibly and behaved as though laws were only for the little people, and it's all caught up with her now and she's paying for HER lifestyle choices. I hope she gets hep c.

[Warren]

what did mendoza say?

[Awful Me]

Did somebody touch Rooster's Vagina?

[elitemrp]

just watched the Budd Dwyer video for the 1st time. WOW that blood ran out of his noise very fast. WOW!!

Congrats

[hehateme]

Samuel L Jackson...as Anucha Browne Sanders...in SCHWOOGIES...IN THE GARDENNNN!!

"I've had it with the mother fucking schwoogies...in the mother fucking Garden...."

[Newmania]

Morning baggers!

[n8crwlr]

i'm happy brittney spears lost her children, it was probably the best thing i heard all day yesterday. i'm afraid this makes me a terrible person

Any normal parent would be in jail.

she shoulda been shot when she got pregnant the first time!

:clap::clap::clap:

[English Gent]

Who's this bitch that won $10M for sexual harassment?

[meaty_vag_lips]

i've been sayin go lions my whole life, i finally have a good reason to say it!

I humbly apologize and I take back what I said. You're a fine lady of distinction with elegance, grace and class.

And you're not a front runner like some other fans I know.

[mendozathejew]

Mendoza! Post it!

I dont know what Opie is talking about. Id never make a racist comment about a woman that looks like this

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9813/amdanuchabrownesandersfc6.jpg

[krisko]

I humbly apologize and I take back what I said. You're a fine lady of distinction with elegance, grace and class.

And you're not a front runner like some other fans I know.

thanks i think :huh:

[meaty_vag_lips]

I dont know what Opie is talking about. Id never make a racist comment about a woman that looks like this

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9813/amdanuchabrownesandersfc6.jpg

I'd hit it.....with my Explorer

[Awful Me]

How about leaving Abercrombie and Fitch with the Underwear and Abs models all over the bag. I had to quit shopping there.

[n8crwlr]

It is only sexual harrasment if you tell her her hair smells good and your 3 feet tall.

[WOWmagnet]

Isaia Thomas is a racist anyway.

[mendozathejew]

I'd hit it.....with my Explorer

yeah and youd total your truck

[krisko]

How about leaving Abercrombie and Fitch with the Underwear and Abs models all over the bag. I had to quit shopping there.

at the abercrombie near me they have young boys standing at the entrance with no shirt on...it's quite uncomfortable

[Awful Me]

It isn't the Homo Culture, thats what they want to call it.

It's the Fagging of America.

[Warren]

anyone see the film of Christine Chubbuck shooting her self on tv? its from 1975.. having trouble finding it

[OxBabygirlxO]

I'd hit it.....with my Explorer

hahaha that made me :haha7:

[English Gent]

hahaha that made me :haha7:

DID IT?

[Warren]

Roses are REd
Violets are Blue
WHy doses anthony hate the jews

[meaty_vag_lips]

at the abercrombie near me they have young boys standing at the entrance with no shirt on...it's quite uncomfortable

<<Steve's voice>> "How young?" <<Steve's voice>>

[OxBabygirlxO]

DID IT?

:action-sm yes ;)

[Deadbent]

It isn't the Homo Culture, thats what they want to call it.

It's the Fagging of America.

What?!

You mean it's not called "Every other day on the show" ?

[Awful Me]

:action-sm yes ;)


I am pretty sure your post was self explanatory, I think he may have just been trying to be a sarcastic douche! :icon_eek::icon_eek:;)

[Awful Me]

What?!

You mean it's not called "Every other day on the show" ?

that's the subtitle....

[Warren]

don't make Jimmie whip out Rent Boys. Lingire Longer!!

[Warren]

didn't he give ant a cat?

[Awful Me]

didn't he give ant a cat?

just a rumor.

[English Gent]

Opie: "Homo culture is hot" - isolate that, interns, please...........

[Warren]

just a rumor.
I thought I heard it somewhere

[RobeSoup&Tears]

at the abercrombie near me they have young boys standing at the entrance with no shirt on...it's quite uncomfortable

Morning...

That guy called it Abercrombie and Fi'N'tch.

The one Opie was talking about is the same way where they'll stand in the street with no shirt on but a scarf around their necks.

[nostrilthump]

Mornig baggers, anyone see the new studio?
Photos here:
http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=76633

It is only sexual harrasment if you tell her her hair smells good and your 3 feet tall.
:icon_bigg Nice visual. (Rub your nose in it.)

[VilleDick]

Hiya buddays

I'm scared of the Rockies

[madbam]

Mornin Baggers...Happy Rock scream tuesday...(we still doing that?)...anyway here is some hotness:

http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/7931/457797ebded7afz5.jpg

[Awful Me]

off to work. back in bit.

[Deadbent]

boys dont cry

[English Gent]

Mornig baggers, anyone see the new studio?

Sorry, missed your post earlier:

more pics:

http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?we=5432 (http://www.mudfall.com)

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Abercrombie and Fitch C.E.homO

Mike Jeffries...Born 1945
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mikejeffriesceo.jpg
http://images.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/01/24/jeffries/story.jpg

[krisko]

Abercrombie and Fitch C.E.homO

Mike Jeffries...Born 1945
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mikejeffriesceo.jpg
http://images.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/01/24/jeffries/story.jpg

is that what happens when you drink during pregnancy?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Guess who these two guys are.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Dabercrombie.pnghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Ezrafitch.png

[English Gent]

Guess who these two guys are.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Dabercrombie.pnghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Ezrafitch.png

Messrs Abercrombie and Fitch, douche.

[VilleDick]

Philadelphia Inquirer

"Rocky vs. Rockies"

:puke: :puke:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

David Abercrombie
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Abercrombie
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Dabercrombie.png


Ezra Fitch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezra_Fitch
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Ezrafitch.png

[Ned the Nanite]

It isn't the Homo Culture, thats what they want to call it.

It's the Fagging of America.

It's a goddamned double standard is what it is. Women want equality, well I wanna see some tits on A&F bags! Teh gays have taken advantage of the fact that most folks (read: easily offended nitwits) aren't offended by shirtless men, so they get to push the limit and all the while the women get a free pass. That's bullshit.

I don't blame straight guys for being uncomfortable in those stores one bit. If I gotta look that way to shop there, fuck that. I went to one in Alabama a few years ago and wanted to buy some of those expensive jeans. I couldn't find any in my size (38). Not all of us are petite little things like Opie. ;) The few shirts in my size didn't fit worth a shit, either. They're all cut for those muscle-bound model guys. Seriously, who looks like that in real life? :huh:

Oh, and mornin' fa...er, baggers. :action-sm

[Ned the Nanite]

Play dates? WTF is happening to kids?

In my day, it was called, "Get the hell out of the house before mom takes a knife to your chest."

[hehateme]

Have a mandate to have a man date........Are they fucking kidding?!?!?!?!?!

ABC = Abundance of Boy's Cocks....

[Hidden_Rage]

btw, Cavemen is going to fucking bomb.

[English Gent]

[steve c] "Man date my ass" [/steve c]

[meaty_vag_lips]

Will Caveman last longer than Magic Johnson's talk show?



With all due apologies to Loki

[krisko]

btw, Cavemen is going to fucking bomb.

i was thinking the same thing yesterday...no one is going to watch it i think it'll be canceled after 2 episodes

[English Gent]

Will Caveman last longer than Magic Johnson's talk show?

Possibly, but not as long as his t-cells.


EDIT: don't ever fucking change your post after I've used it as the springboard for a joke.

[meaty_vag_lips]

Possibly, but not as long as his t-cells.


EDIT: don't ever fucking change your post after I've used it as the springboard for a joke.


Fixed :action-sm

[Hidden_Rage]

Also, I'm sure that Paris Hilton fan had his period because Jimmy talked about his girlfriend

[Deadbent]

thompson twins. geez.

[Deadbent]

pet shop boys. try again

[English Gent]

Pet Shop Boys - best pop band of the 80s

[Deadbent]

Da da da is by trio. heh


kill me now, please. or just throw my ipod in lake michigan.

(yeah, this might be the only "wtf" song on my ipod. Hmm. I also have some stone roses and blur on there that get a bit... gayish, too. trio takes the gaycake though)

[Awful Me]

Back!

While i don't agree with having a man-date or a man-cation, there is nothing wrong with hanging out with the guys and not having your chick around.

Most of us are trapped in cubes all day looking at some broad's wacky kitty cat poster, living the movie Office Space. Maybe we do need to get together with guys and cuss and drink and be juvenile sometimes. They get paid to hang out with the guys and do what they say is gay or a terrible relationship if we do

[Deadbent]

Mancation.. pffbt.

Last mancation I heard about was in happy endings, and it sounded pretty non gay for everyone except bobby and his buddy.

[English Gent]

Back!

there is nothing wrong with hanging out with the guys and not having your chick around.



Faggot

[Ned the Nanite]

Most of us are trapped in cubes all day looking at some broad's wacky kitty cat poster


:haha7:

[Woodfloorlicker]

I dont know what Opie is talking about. Id never make a racist comment about a woman that looks like this

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9813/amdanuchabrownesandersfc6.jpg

I work with plenty of these self righteous, race pandering cunts who throw around their skin color and the fact that they have a slit between their legs as a reason why they should be catered to and are better than you. GOD I HATE FUCKIN CUNTS LIKE THIS!!!! :mad4:

[English Gent]

Bromance:icon_eek:

[hehateme]

bromance.....UKKKKK

[English Gent]

I work with plenty of these self righteous, race pandering cunts who throw around their skin color and the fact that they have a slit between their legs as a reason why they should be catered to and are better than you. GOD I HATE FUCKIN CUNTS LIKE THIS!!!! :mad4:

And let me guess: they have little cards with bits of scripture on them posted around their desks, just to remind others/convince themselves of how fucking spiritual they are whilst they repeatedly fuck-over all and sundry that crosses their path?

[Deadbent]

haha. a good southerner caller.

[Awful Me]

Homo-Culture is the new Linger Longer.

Does he always have to grab a phrase like a pitbull and keep using it long after it is dead.

[Deadbent]

Liking the bender Avatar pic, rst.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

[Hidden_Rage]

Liking the bender Avatar pic, rst.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

Can't wait until Futurama is back next year

[OxBabygirlxO]

erocktober rock scream!

[Woodfloorlicker]

And let me guess: they have little cards with bits of scripture on them posted around their desks, just to remind others/convince themselves of how fucking spiritual they are whilst they repeatedly fuck-over all and sundry that crosses their path?

Oh, do you work for the University of Pennsylvania Health System too?

[Deadbent]

zillas always good for one. hahah

[Mobo]

Morning Baggers! I'm back from Sin City, and I don't think I'll ever be clean again.....

[Woodfloorlicker]

Btw.....Back home from work

Hi all again! :action-sm

[Awful Me]

With an E-Rock Yell, she cried Mayo, Mayo, Mayo!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Smokezilla reference...nice

[Awful Me]

Morning Baggers! I'm back from Sin City, and I don't think I'll ever be clean again.....

Did you bring me a snow globe?

[Awful Me]

Vociferously: very loud or obnoxious

[Mobo]

Did you bring me a snow globe?

No, I got everybody little collector spoons. I suck at buying souviniers. I also suck at spelling.

[VilleDick]

E-Rock is an idiot

Vos-iferation?

[Awful Me]

No, I got everybody little collector spoons. I suck at buying souviniers. I also suck at spelling.



Perfect! usually i don't admit to my collection of coke spoons from every city i visit! WOOHOO!

How was your trip?

[krisko]

No, I got everybody little collector spoons. I suck at buying souviniers. I also suck at spelling.

ooh!! did you win any money?

[WOWmagnet]

YAY! CFG.com! woo hooo!

[CaptainWacky]

Before I punch my wife let me tell you about cash for gold.

[DiscountHarry]

Morning Baggers and a Happy E-Roctober to everyone.

[Awful Me]

Too Easy: Timbuk 3.

[Mobo]

Perfect! usually i don't admit to my collection of coke spoons from every city i visit! WOOHOO!

How was your trip?

Great! First time there. That city is as amazing as it is debaucherous (sp?).

ooh!! did you win any money?

Can't win too much money playing .01 slots, but we all have to live within our means, I guess. I will say that I OWN the "Deal or No Deal" slot machine. Nearly got laryngytis yelling "NO DEAL!" on the casino floor at the top of my drunken lungs.

[krisko]

Can't win too much money playing .01 slots, but we all have to live within our means, I guess. I will say that I OWN the "Deal or No Deal" slot machine. Nearly got laryngytis yelling "NO DEAL!" on the casino floor at the top of my drunken lungs.

ooh i want to go back to vegas!!! i was putting cigarettes out on the top of the black jack table because i imagined an ashtray :haha7:

[Stig]

Well. It's Tuesday.

Where's my hummer?

Anyone? Hummer?

:icon_roll

[Mobo]

Story of the trip: Little round nitter girl crying and laying on the floor of Ceaser's casino yelling, "It's my birfday! Why is this happening to me on my birfday!". She then proceeded to sit on a bench and power boot about 5 times. A rubber-gloved security guard stood and contemplated what to do with this crying, puking mess for about 10 minutes. Best show on the strip.

[WOWmagnet]

Well. It's Tuesday.

Where's my hummer?

Anyone? Hummer?

:icon_roll

Bro-mance? no homo.

[krisko]

Well. It's Tuesday.

Where's my hummer?

Anyone? Hummer?

:icon_roll

hiiii stig! where have you been i've missed you :(

[Mobo]

Well. It's Tuesday.

Where's my hummer?

Anyone? Hummer?

:icon_roll

I just PM'ed Norf for ya....

[mightymalachi]

Good morning Wackbag.

[topher520]

did they talk about the latest 2 kids drowning in a bathtub by mommy?

[krisko]

I just PM'ed Norf for ya....

bringin' back the hotness!!!

[Stig]

Bro-mance? no homo.

Ummmm... :icon_roll

hiiii stig! where have you been i've missed you :(

OOOOOooooo! :icon_mrgr

I just PM'ed Norf for ya....

Uhhhhh... :icon_conf

[Stig]

bringin' back the hotness!!!

And Coke.

[cokelogic]

And Coke.Perfect timing.

Morning all!

[Woodfloorlicker]

Perfect timing.

Morning all!

:clap::clap::clap::clap:
Morning Sir!

[Deadbent]

Should've tightened the nooses around those little motherfuckers necks.

[krisko]

Should've tightened the nooses around those little motherfuckers necks.

jeez, bad morning? :action-sm

[Woodfloorlicker]

Should've tightened the nooses around those little motherfuckers necks.

When you don't..... You wind up with this......

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3415/amdanuchabrownesandersfeq1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Stig]

Perfect timing.

Morning all!

Well, OBVIOUSLY I was introducing the lovely and talented Coke Logic. What else would I be talking about? :action-sm

[Deadbent]

jeez, bad morning? :action-sm

Never. :p


Just sayin'.

[Awful Me]

jeez, bad morning? :action-sm

I was planning on being sweet today, but somebody had to steal my glory....:fight6:


:action-sm

[mightymalachi]

Well, OBVIOUSLY I was introducing the lovely and talented Coke Logic. What else would I be talking about? :action-sm

Great. Now I'll never get rid of my deviated septum.

[Stig]

I was planning on being sweet today, but somebody had to steal my glory....:fight6:


:action-sm

Don't apologize. You were right the first time. :action-sm

[Stig]

Great. Now I'll never get rid of my deviated septum.

I hear you can fix that with bullets.

[Awful Me]

Don't apologize. You were right the first time. :action-sm

That wasn't my post i just wanted to fuss at Krisko because I wanted my 5000th to start the listening thread, but much like most everything else in my life, there was a woman there to ruuuuuuuuine it for me.

[Mobo]

I can't believe it's not leukemia butter.

[mightymalachi]

Fucking starvin' Earl. We got any leukemia butter back there?

[Awful Me]

I have had 5 concussions :icon_cry:

[Stig]

That wasn't my post i just wanted to fuss at Krisko because I wanted my 5000th to start the listening thread, but much like most everything else in my life, there was a woman there to roooooooooooooone it for me.

That's why God made them so easy to hit. :haha7:

[Stig]

I can't believe it's not leukemia butter.

I prefer Parkinson's Margarine.

[Awful Me]

Linger Longer or Lunger?

[krisko]

That wasn't my post i just wanted to fuss at Krisko because I wanted my 5000th to start the listening thread, but much like most everything else in my life, there was a woman there to ruuuuuuuuine it for me.

i'm sorry :( i didn't mean it

[Deadbent]

Peter something german. Coming home.


edit : Shillinger! (that one WAS a google, fu ant!)

[Woodfloorlicker]

Peter Schilling

[Awful Me]

That's why God made them so easy to hit. :haha7:

Post of the Century.

[VilleDick]

We don't care who does this

[Stig]

Peter something german. Coming home.


edit : Shillinger! (that one WAS a google, fu ant!)

Himmelman? Schimmelsomething? Shit.

[VilleDick]

I love Bill Burr's conspiracies

[krisko]

Post of the Century.

stigs been around for the posts of the past century so he has a frame of reference

[Stig]

Post of the Century.

Thank you, sir! I'm sure about half of the population agrees. :action-sm

[Stig]

stigs been around for the posts of the past century so he has a frame of reference

You're only 7? Now I REALLY want you! :action-sm

[Awful Me]

i'm sorry :( i didn't mean it

I was only jokin'

[Awful Me]

Thank you, sir! I'm sure about half of the population agrees. :action-sm

http://www.wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=2120890&postcount=160

[Woodfloorlicker]

Peter something german. Coming home.


edit : Shillinger! (that one WAS a google, fu ant!)


Actually it's a "Major Tom" remake by Peter Shilling

edit: but you're right, the subtitle of the song is "Coming Home"

[Razor Roman]

So how long til we start planning our Wackbag ManDate, Stig?

[nostrilthump]

Rollover for Hummer Tuesday:
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e76/mgrasty/hummer-wreck3.jpg

[Awful Me]

How come Bill Burr can't get that excited about topics on his own show?

I think DeRosa is dragging it down. He is a tire on the larynx of fun.

[krisko]

You're only 7? Now I REALLY want you! :action-sm

that's why i said the past century, so like 100 years before now :(

here's a new one

the first post stig saw was the 95 Thesis

[cokelogic]

So how long til we start planning our Wackbag ManDate, Stig?
I'm planning a Pomance. That's where I get sexually violated in the back of F.H. Riley's. :action-sm

[mightymalachi]

That's why God made them so easy to hit. :haha7:

But then why did he make their eyes blacken so easily?

[VilleDick]

that's why i said the past century, so like 100 years before now :(

here's a new one

the first post stig saw was the 95 Thesis

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/VilleDick/horse-car.jpg

[krisko]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/VilleDick/horse-car.jpg

ville i'm just continuing my bit! you can't horseincar me :(

[cokelogic]

How come Bill Burr can't get that excited about topics on his own show?

I think DeRosa is dragging it down. He is a tire on the larynx of fun.I don't know. I think Joe is more of the grounded voice of reason to Bill's wild ideas. He's the straight man.


:gh: Hey, my 6,000th post. :gh:

[mightymalachi]

I'm planning a Pomance. That's where I get sexually violated in the back of F.H. Riley's. :action-sm

He just yells "Damn, you've just been pwned" while you sit there sobbing gently.

[Stig]

http://www.wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=2120890&postcount=160

Wow. Did you have to oil the hinges or use a crowbar to get into that thread?

[VilleDick]

ville i'm just continuing my bit! you can't horseincar me :(

That's not horse-in-a-car, Dead does horse-in-a-ar :action-sm

[mightymalachi]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u164/VilleDick/horse-car.jpg

No wonder the horse couldn't make a funny line or operate a calendar with all that reflectorized shit around.

[krisko]

roland is the besssst

[Awful Me]

Wow. Did you have to oil the hinges or use a crowbar to get into that thread?

It hurt my heart that the world had to go to page 2 of the forum to get my Stiggy Goodness.

[Stig]

But then why did he make their eyes blacken so easily?

So you can keep score.

[barjockey]

i dont remember the 80's being such a hotbed for music

[Woodfloorlicker]

I'm planning a Pomance. That's where I get sexually violated in the back of F.H. Riley's. :action-sm

Is that.....
F.H. Riley's
400 New York Avenue
In the heart of Huntington Village?

[cokelogic]

Is that.....
F.H. Riley's
400 New York Avenue
In the heart of Huntington Village?Indeed it is
F.H. Riley's
400 New York Avenue
In the heart of Huntington Village.

[Stig]

I'm planning a Pomance. That's where I get sexually violated in the back of F.H. Riley's. :action-sm

By a nappy-headed Po?


:gh: Hey, my 6,000th post. :gh:

Congratulations! :clap:

Rookie. :action-sm

[mightymalachi]

That's not horse-in-a-car, Dead does horse-in-a-ar :action-sm

Wait, Dead has a picture of a horse on a pirate ship? "whaa"

[Stig]

Indeed it is
F.H. Riley's
400 New York Avenue
In the heart of Huntington Village.

Tom Chiusano just PM'd me. He wants you guys to pay for that plug.

[Woodfloorlicker]

Indeed it is
F.H. Riley's
400 New York Avenue
In the heart of Huntington Village.

Not to be confused with
F.H. Riley's
400 New York Avenue
In the heart of Huntington Village.

[mightymalachi]

Sounds like someone rolling around on bubble wrap.

[Awful Me]

Did lil' Jimmy's gal pal have a suppository?

[Deadbent]

Actually it's a "Major Tom" remake by Peter Shilling

edit: but you're right, the subtitle of the song is "Coming Home"

That's actually a tune I didn't have :p

Remembered the name, and somehow got some fucked up wrong google.



Miss Schillinger though. http://www.serialit.com/guide/oz/images/cast05.jpg

[Stig]

Sounds like someone rolling around on bubble wrap.

Or getting wrapped in packing tape.

[mightymalachi]

This is a great Opietorial.

[Deadbent]

Sorry Opie, this isn't working, maybe after we linger longer.


This really grinds my gears.

[Awful Me]

The Candy "Alexander the Grape" has no grape in it. It is made with artificial Apple!

[cokelogic]

Didn't Seinfeld do this bit? It's called, "what's the deal?"

[cokelogic]

Rookie. :action-smThanks Post Whore.:action-sm

[krisko]

Wait, Dead has a picture of a horse on a pirate ship? "whaa"

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060306/060306_faulure_launch_hmed_1p.h2.jpg

doesn't look like much of a pirate ship but there's a horse in there alright



:(

[Stig]

So how long til we start planning our Wackbag ManDate, Stig?

Can we get matching sombreros?

[Woodfloorlicker]

That's actually a tune I didn't have :p

Remembered the name, and somehow got some fucked up wrong google.



Miss Schillinger though. http://www.serialit.com/guide/oz/images/cast05.jpg

Unforunately, I've got tons of 80's tunes stuck in my head....so combine that with my fountain of useless knowledge and you get my internet radio station....BPSRadio.com <~~shameless plug

[mightymalachi]

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060306/060306_faulure_launch_hmed_1p.h2.jpg

doesn't look like much of a pirate ship but there's a horse in there alright



:(

How did they get it in there?

[Woodfloorlicker]

Adorable little Jack Jack is orange but he doesn't taste like Orange.....What the F?
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3592/cat001lt9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Awful Me]

Does NOBODY Like Turtles Today?!?!?!?!?!?

[Stig]

Thanks Post Whore.:action-sm

I prefer PoHo. :icon_mrgr

[mightymalachi]

Tom Chiusano just PM'd me. He wants you guys to pay for that plug.

Krisko wanted me to tell you she was wondering about restaurants you used to eat in from last century, like McDonald's.

[VilleDick]

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060306/060306_faulure_launch_hmed_1p.h2.jpg

doesn't look like much of a pirate ship but there's a horse in there alright



:(


:clap::clap::clap:

[cokelogic]

Adorable little Jack Jack is orange but he doesn't taste like Orange.....What the F?Steve from Bayshore gave Jack Jack to Anthony.

[Awful Me]

PLEASE GOD TELL ME THIS IS EROCKS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!

please

[mightymalachi]

I prefer PoHo. :icon_mrgr

Great. Now we'll have another round of FH Riley's plugs. :rolleyes:

[krisko]

Krisko wanted me to tell you she was wondering about restaurants you used to eat in from last century, like McDonald's.

mcdonald's? "whaa" sounds delicious

[Chester'sLiver]

PLEASE GOD TELL ME THIS IS EROCKS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!

please

*Radio Psychic*

[Stig]

Krisko wanted me to tell you she was wondering about restaurants you used to eat in from last century, like McDonald's.

I used to go there on my lunch breaks when I was working on that Great Pyramid project.

[mightymalachi]

Erock wants to borrow one of those racism nooses right about now.

[cokelogic]

Oh no... Erock... why?

[Redding]

haha Its Erock

[Stig]

Great. Now we'll have another round of FH Riley's plugs. :rolleyes:

Spark plug?

[VilleDick]

This bit.....what the F?

[Deadbent]

http://www.papo-france.com/Data/Medias/39425.jpg

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/eballard/2006/03/23/horse_driving.jpg

http://www.sushiesque.com/adorablog/images/horse_car_inkok102_5908925.jpg

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/sarah_jp_bitten.jpg

[cokelogic]

The sound is Bob Kelly trying to roll out of bed.

[VilleDick]

Walkover?

[Stig]

The sound is Bob Kelly trying to roll out of bed.

Think he has one of those crinkly plastic, wet-the-bed mattress liners on there?

[VilleDick]

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/eballard/2006/03/23/horse_driving.jpg

http://www.sushiesque.com/adorablog/images/horse_car_inkok102_5908925.jpg


How'd he get in there?

[Woodfloorlicker]

Great. Now we'll have another round of FH Riley's plugs. :rolleyes:

You mean.....
F.H. Riley's
400 New York Avenue
In the heart of Huntington Village?

[Woodfloorlicker]

Spark plug?

:clap::clap::clap:
Very nice callback, Sir! Way to Lingerrrrr Longerrrrr

[Deadbent]

How'd he get in there?



This post stinks and I have aids.

[Stig]

The Cash4gold.com <ahem> "Facility."
http://www.channel4.com/4car/media/features/2004/US-trip/03-large/US-trip-pawn-shop.jpg

[Awful Me]

Didn't the Rockies and Padre's play that game last night?

[krisko]

How'd he get in there?

he's just horsin around :D

[VilleDick]

Didn't the Rockies and Padre's play that game last night?

Perhaps, but they play tonight again, with the same pitchers

[mightymalachi]

http://www.papo-france.com/Data/Medias/39425.jpg

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/eballard/2006/03/23/horse_driving.jpg

http://www.sushiesque.com/adorablog/images/horse_car_inkok102_5908925.jpg

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/sarah_jp_bitten.jpg

The last picture looks like she overpowered a mexican who was sodomizing her.

[Woodfloorlicker]

Steve from Bayshore gave Jack Jack to Anthony.

I thought that was just a rumor?

[krisko]

I think he's just horsing around.

how dare you?! :mad4:

[cokelogic]

Think he has one of those crinkly plastic, wet-the-bed mattress liners on there?Or empty potato chip bags laying all around him on the mattress.

[Deadbent]

how dare you?! :mad4:

:wowsmilie

[Awful Me]

So is the walkover officially dead now?

[Stig]

Or empty potato chip bags laying all around him on the mattress.

Fuckin' starvin'... Hey Earl! We got any potato chips?

[VilleDick]

:wowsmilie

:popcorn:


Oooooooooh, I missed the walkover, this is great

[cokelogic]

Fuckin' starvin'... Hey Earl! We got any potato chips?Fresh out.

[mightymalachi]

:clap::clap::clap:
Very nice callback, Sir! Way to Lingerrrrr Longerrrrr

It doesn't have anything to do with lingering longer. Stig pulled that gag on Henry Ford.

[krisko]

:wowsmilie

can't you wait until tomorrow?! sheesh......

[cokelogic]

So is the walkover officially dead now?Good question. It's not like it's cool outside. It's Eroctober, but it's not snowing yet.

[Stig]

It doesn't have anything to do with lingering longer. Stig pulled that gag on Henry Ford.

Ah, good ol' Henry. We'd just sit around all day long, drinking good scotch and hating the fuck outta Jews... :haha7:

[Stig]

can't you wait until tomorrow?! sheesh......

As if you're going to whip them out tomorrow, you little tease. ;)

[SteveSteele]

Morning baggers. Are we ever going to get a walkover broadcast?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So is the walkover officially dead now?

My train took too long I could'nt get to the (non-broadcasted) walk over to take some pics for posting.

I'll try again later this week.

[krisko]

As if you're going to whip them out tomorrow, you little tease. ;)

i did last wednesday, you missed out :action-sm

[mightymalachi]

can't you wait until tomorrow?! sheesh......

Whip 'em out whenever.

[mightymalachi]

My train took too long I could'nt get to the (non-broadcasted) walk over to take some pics for posting.

I'll try again later this week.

Well tanks for nuttin'.

[Woodfloorlicker]

Ah, good ol' Henry. We'd just sit around all day long, drinking good scotch and hating the fuck outta Jews... :haha7:

Did you smoke Cigars and drink Scotch also?

[VilleDick]

Morning baggers. Are we ever going to get a walkover broadcast?

Nice call back

Linger longer

Miss the walkover

[Mobo]

Do we really need the walkover back? I seem to remember that they quickly started lacking in content. Sure, you have your cake-stomping days, but they were few and far between.

[Awful Me]

At least this isn't the Kevin Smith bit again.

[Stig]

i did last wednesday, you missed out :action-sm

LIAR WHORE LIAR WHORE AND YOU KNOW IT! :icon_evil





:action-sm

[mightymalachi]

Nice call back

Linger longer

Miss the walkover

Remember that time J. Peterson got into it with Ben, then Ben lost his job and we haven't seen J. Peterson since.

[Stig]

Remember that time J. Peterson got into it with Ben, then Ben lost his job and we haven't seen J. Peterson since.

God, I forgot J. Peterson.

[VilleDick]

Oooooooooooh EoG

[Awful Me]

Did you smoke Cigars and drink Scotch also?

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/iseewhatyoudidthere-41957.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

God, I forgot J. Peterson.

He was the bessss...who we talking 'bout?

[Woodfloorlicker]

I miss the days when the slow version of Exctasy Of Gold meant a replay and the fast version meant a live show!

[Deadbent]

ahgobbagahzoo

[mightymalachi]

God, I forgot J. Peterson.

And XM would really like to keep it that way.

[Mobo]

I can't wait to find out how XM has screwed up this new studio.....

[mightymalachi]

I miss the days when the slow version of Exctasy Of Gold meant a replay and the fast version meant a live show!

I thought the version we just heard meant live show, and the Yo Yo Ma version meant replay.

"whaa"

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Longest intro....ever.

[Woodfloorlicker]

Arghhhhhhh!!! :arrrh::arrrh::arrrh:

Apparently the mics in the new XM Studio don't work today!

[VilleDick]

Ummmmmmmm show?

[meanmarv]

Howdy, love that Rage

[Stig]

Love it when EOG ends and the boys are nowhere near ready to broadcast.

Edit: Radio psychic - Today's show will be 90 minutes of bitching about microphones.

[GoCamels]

Its the Emergency Than Broadcasting System

[Woodfloorlicker]

I thought the version we just heard meant live show, and the Yo Yo Ma version meant replay.

"whaa"

Yo Yo Ma version? :huh: Perhaps I need to Lingerrrrrr Longerrrrrr!

[mightymalachi]

I can't wait to find out how XM has screwed up this new studio.....

How long is this bit Than intro'd going to be?

[VilleDick]

I'll be back


Who sucks cock for K-Rock?

[meanmarv]

Did they let Earl run the board?

[Hidden_Rage]

Love it when EOG ends and the boys are nowhere near ready to broadcast.

Bit time...

[Chester'sLiver]

Love it when EOG ends and the boys are nowhere near ready to broadcast.

not them this time..Board isn't working..Opie just texted me...

[Mobo]

Good job Than. The Sam and Than show should gain a couple of fans after that exciting bit of radio.

[SteveSteele]

Technical difficulties??? How hard is it to open a mic???

[Ruckus87]

Could than have been any more akward?

[Woodfloorlicker]

Its the Emergency Than Broadcasting System

:clap::clap::clap:
Very very nice!

[The Assmonkey]

now for the PalTalk portion of the show ;)

[VilleDick]

not them this time..Board isn't working..Opie just texted me...

Aren't you special :action-sm

[mightymalachi]

Could than have been any more akward?

His voice could have cracked.

[Friday]

hi sillies!

my job sucks.... anyone hiring? :p

[SteveSteele]

Jimmy's only in my left speaker.

[Mobo]

AHHHH! Lil Jimmy sounds like he's in the back of my brain!!!!

[Awful Me]

Remember that time J. Peterson got into it with Ben, then Ben lost his job and we haven't seen J. Peterson since.

That wasn't really J. P. was it??

[RobeSoup&Tears]

sounds like Jimmy has a wide fade on his mic. (pan pot type thinggy)

[Awful Me]

hi sillies!

my job is to suck.... anyone hiring? :p

fixed I AM

[meanmarv]

hi sillies!

my job sucks.... anyone hiring? :p

Not someone who spends their work-day on the internet.

[cokelogic]

Jimmy's only in my left speaker.He's just shy. He's hiding.

[mikek]

<--- loves how Nordon sounds.

[VilleDick]

Jimmy's pretty much not on the show right now

[SteveSteele]

hi sillies!

my job sucks.... anyone hiring? :p

Hiyas Frideee. :action-sm

How's it going sweets?

[Friday]

Not someone who spends their work-day on the internet.

so, in other words.... not someone as awful as YOU. :action-sm

[Stig]

hi sillies!

my job sucks.... anyone hiring? :p

It's Hummer Tuesday. There might be a job you can do... :rolleyes:

[krisko]

hi sillies!

my job sucks.... anyone hiring? :p

we might be but you'd have to move to michigan....no job is worse than living here

[meanmarv]

so, in other words.... not someone as awful as YOU. :action-sm

I already have the wasted space position occupied. Only room for one. Sorry.

[mightymalachi]

Jimmy's pretty much not on the show right now

Can we get Bill Burr on the show?

[Mobo]

First day in the new studio....cue the circus music.

[Woodfloorlicker]

Wait, Jimmy said, "It just updated so I can't read it now....."

Does that mean that they got Jimmy a computer screen?!

[meanmarv]

How can things get so fucked up over night?

[Chester'sLiver]

Wait, Jimmy said, "It just updated so I can't read it now....."

Does that mean that they got Jimmy a computer screen?!

no the 12 flat screens around the studio can have the IF on it...

[krisko]

i think this is probaly the skinny chick they were talking about
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/25/svWITALY_wideweb__470x244,0.jpg

[Woodfloorlicker]

no the 12 flat screens around the studio can have the IF on it...

Ahhhhhhhhhh ::hammer:

[Awful Me]

First day in the new studio....cue the circus music.

second day. I am sure it will be like this for the next month.

[Stig]

i think this is probaly the skinny chick they were talking about
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/25/svWITALY_wideweb__470x244,0.jpg

Naked chick...not fat...yet still no boner. Weird. :icon_conf

[mightymalachi]

I'm glad they gave Norton's mic to Natterman.

[Woodfloorlicker]

It's like a Pendulum

[krisko]

Naked chick...not fat...yet still no boner. Weird. :icon_conf

maybe this one willd o something for you http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09/isabellecaroEPA_450x304.jpg

[mightymalachi]

In addition to Last Comic Standing, you may remember Peter Engel as the man who brought us Saved by the Bell.

[mightymalachi]

maybe this one willd o something for you http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09/isabellecaroEPA_450x304.jpg

She has anorexia, and now I have bulimia.

[cokelogic]

Big A and Patty on the bleachers. Are they on opposite sides, with Patty way up in the air?

[Awful Me]

Are they back in the elevator now?

[Cromwell]

Mornin' Awful Me, barjockey, Cha94, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, cokelogic, CrisK, enduser, GoCamels, Hidden_Rage, jb9152, kimothee, krisko, Lillibaby, lokimanahan, meanmarv, Melk, mightymalachi, mikek, MMingE, Ned the Nanite, nostrilthump, prsutton2001, RobeSoup&Tears, Ruckus87, SickSean, speed1001, SteveSteele, Stig, The Assmonkey, TheJew, universalremobo, VilleDick, Woodfloorlicker, WOWmagnet, Xtra Krispy :action-sm

Wow - Stalker Patty and Big A - some things never change. :rolleyes:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

They really REALLY need to video tape that...even if it's on a mobile phone.

[mightymalachi]

Big A and Patty on the bleachers. Are they on opposite sides, with Patty way up in the air?

When Big A sat down, it was like when Fred got the family dinner at the end of the Flintstones.

[Woodfloorlicker]

Big A and Patty on the bleachers. Are they on opposite sides, with Patty way up in the air?

Yeah talk about a fat kid on a see-saw!! Geesh!

[English Gent]

i think this is probaly the skinny chick they were talking about
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/25/svWITALY_wideweb__470x244,0.jpg

Anyone else fillin' up at that?

[cokelogic]

Mornin' Awful Me, barjockey, Cha94, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, cokelogic, CrisK, enduser, GoCamels, Hidden_Rage, jb9152, kimothee, krisko, Lillibaby, lokimanahan, meanmarv, Melk, mightymalachi, mikek, MMingE, Ned the Nanite, nostrilthump, prsutton2001, RobeSoup&Tears, Ruckus87, SickSean, speed1001, SteveSteele, Stig, The Assmonkey, TheJew, universalremobo, VilleDick, Woodfloorlicker, WOWmagnet, Xtra Krispy :action-sm

Wow - Stalker Patty and Big A - some things never change. :rolleyes:Good evening.

[mightymalachi]

They really REALLY need to video tape that...even if it's on a mobile phone.

Useless without odors.

[Chester'sLiver]

Anyone else fillin' up at that?

well she sure isn't...

[Woodfloorlicker]

Morning Cromwell!

[cokelogic]

RST, have you been down to the new studio yet?

[SteveSteele]

Mornin' Awful Me, barjockey, Cha94, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, cokelogic, CrisK, enduser, GoCamels, Hidden_Rage, jb9152, kimothee, krisko, Lillibaby, lokimanahan, meanmarv, Melk, mightymalachi, mikek, MMingE, Ned the Nanite, nostrilthump, prsutton2001, RobeSoup&Tears, Ruckus87, SickSean, speed1001, SteveSteele, Stig, The Assmonkey, TheJew, universalremobo, VilleDick, Woodfloorlicker, WOWmagnet, Xtra Krispy :action-sm

Wow - Stalker Patty and Big A - some things never change. :rolleyes:

Morning Crom :D

Hopefully they'll get Big A to talk about the ex.

[English Gent]

Mornin' Awful Me, barjockey, Cha94, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, cokelogic, CrisK, enduser, GoCamels, Hidden_Rage, jb9152, kimothee, krisko, Lillibaby, lokimanahan, meanmarv, Melk, mightymalachi, mikek, MMingE, Ned the Nanite, nostrilthump, prsutton2001, RobeSoup&Tears, Ruckus87, SickSean, speed1001, SteveSteele, Stig, The Assmonkey, TheJew, universalremobo, VilleDick, Woodfloorlicker, WOWmagnet, Xtra Krispy :action-sm

Wow - Stalker Patty and Big A - some things never change. :rolleyes:

Word, mofo, word.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Alright!!....Someone get that Jimmy story animated.

[Awful Me]

I never understood the "I need to be home" thing for using the bathroom.

[cokelogic]

Morning Crom :D

Hopefully they'll get Big A to talk about where the remains are buried
fixed.

[VilleDick]

Big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OW! She sounds worse than usual

[Cromwell]

Good evening.

"Try the wine" :icon_mrgr


Morning Cromwell!


Mornin' dude. :icon_cool

[Ned the Nanite]

Damn, you can hear Patti breathing.

*shudder*

[SteveSteele]

fixed.

BRAVO :clap::clap::clap:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

She works in Starbucks...their prices are tad bit exaggerated.

[mightymalachi]

Big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OW! She sounds worse than usual

Thank God they couldn't get her low in the mix. Unless she's speaking through a bullhorn from the other room.

[Stig]

"Try the wine" :icon_mrgr


"Very good...ummm...color, sir. Smells good too!"

Mornin' Croms. :action-sm

[cokelogic]

I never understood the "I need to be home" thing for using the bathroom.My fears are two fold. The first is germs from bathrooms in gas stations or bars, where the toilets are not dirty, they're filthy.

Then there's someone else house. I don't want to be the one two have to ask where the plunger is because I clogged the toilet. Who knows if the pressure is strong enough for the amount of shit and toilet paper you use in your own home. Too embarassing.

Or the stink that you don't want friend's family to smell, because they'll think you're an animal who eats garbage for dinner.

And the worst thing you want to do is leave the swirling shit streaks, left by the spiraling flushed shite. It's left there for everyone to see.

I don't mind my friends... it's the women or friend's family seeing the damage.

[Cromwell]

"Very good...ummm...color, sir. Smells good too!"

Mornin' Croms. :action-sm


Mornin' sir Stig.

Ah - the "Patty story" again.

Fascinating! :rolleyes:

[mightymalachi]

My fears are two fold. The first is germs from bathrooms in gas stations or bars, where the toilets are not dirty, they're filthy.

Then there's someone else house. I don't want to be the one two have to ask where the plunger is because I clogged the toilet. Who knows if the pressure is strong enough for the amount of shit and toilet paper you use in your own home. Too embarassing.

Or the stink that you don't want friend's family to smell, because they'll think you're an animal who eats garbage for dinner.

And the worst thing you want to do is leave the swirling shit streaks, left by the spiraling flushed shite. It's left there for everyone to see.

I don't mind my friends... it's the women or friend's family seeing the damage.


If I clog a public toilet, I just leave. Last time it happened was at the Boardwalk Resort at Disney. I clogged the lobby toilet, and went about my day.

[wetandstickyjim]

Morning Gang at Wackbag! Who's the dude in studio?

[mightymalachi]

Morning Gang at Wackbag! Who's the dude in studio?

Not sure, but I think he sounds like Louis CK.





















It's Dan Natterman.

[wetandstickyjim]

If I clog a public toilet, I just leave. Last time it happened was at the Boardwalk Resort at Disney. I clogged the lobby toilet, and went about my day.

I thought I recognized your work. Bravo.

[VilleDick]

If I clog a public toilet, I just leave. Last time it happened was at the Boardwalk Resort at Disney. I clogged the lobby toilet, and went about my day.

Clogged the office john this past weekend, oh well, that's why we have the illegals scurry around here at 6:00

[Chester'sLiver]

Could we put Patty on the mouth smash diet?

[krisko]

Not sure, but I think he sounds like Louis CK.



It's Dan Natterman.
i actually think he sounds a little like John Lovitz

is John Lovitz in studio today?

[Mobo]

I work with some savages that leave half their body weight in the toilet for other people to admire.

[krisko]

Could we put Patty on the mouth smash diet?

:haha7::haha7:

[UsedLadBag]

Opie "you need to eat cock to stay in shape".

There are four responses:
1. Car crash
2. Opie is a fag and eats cock joke.
3. Opie in the barrel for offering cock to Patti
4. Opie silently has douche chills on the replay.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

If I clog a public toilet, I just leave. Last time it happened was at the Boardwalk Resort at Disney. I clogged the lobby toilet, and went about my day.

OMG me too...at Disney Studio right before a character breakfast at 9:30am...it was like Richard Dreyfuss's living room

http://www.arnadal.no/film/images/closeenc.jpg

[Woodfloorlicker]

i actually think he sounds a little like John Lovitz

is John Lovitz in studio today?

No that's Stalker Patti

[Redding]

patti masterbates to holding hands and long walks in the park

[Deadbent]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/7760.gif

[Chester'sLiver]

I think Patty's new relaxation technique should involve a warm bath, some scented candles, and a razor blade..

[mikek]

This Patty interview is highly disturbing.

[wetandstickyjim]

Not sure, but I think he sounds like Louis CK.





















It's Dan Natterman.

oooh, Linger Longerah!

[Awful Me]

My fears are two fold. The first is germs from bathrooms in gas stations or bars, where the toilets are not dirty, they're filthy.

Then there's someone else house. I don't want to be the one two have to ask where the plunger is because I clogged the toilet. Who knows if the pressure is strong enough for the amount of shit and toilet paper you use in your own home. Too embarassing.

Or the stink that you don't want friend's family to smell, because they'll think you're an animal who eats garbage for dinner.

And the worst thing you want to do is leave the swirling shit streaks, left by the spiraling flushed shite. It's left there for everyone to see.

I don't mind my friends... it's the women or friend's family seeing the damage.

I used to work 12 hour shifts 7 days a week in a chemical plant. There were 40 guys and 4 port-o-poties. I can now shit anywhere.

[mightymalachi]

This Patty interview is highly disturbing.

As opposed to what other Patti interview?

[Deadbent]

This Patty interview is highly disturbing.

Yeah, along with the 77 other times we've heard it.

[VilleDick]

I used to work 12 hour shifts 7 days a week in a chemical plant. There were 40 guys and 4 port-o-poties. I can now shit anywhere.

I guess it lingered longer

[wetandstickyjim]

OMG me too...at Disney Studio right before a character breakfast at 9:30am...it was like Richard Dreyfuss's living room

http://www.arnadal.no/film/images/closeenc.jpg

Nice find! :clap:

[Chester'sLiver]

Ian Smith sent a IF back in:

I have some advice for Patty...A shotgun cures all..

[Cromwell]

I hope Opie throws garbage at Patti while she's "dancing"

[SteveSteele]

"Men Without Rods" Good one Jim.

[Woodfloorlicker]

The reason CokeLogic is afraid of public toilets.....

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2545/103ym7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Cromwell]

Yeah, along with the 77 other times we've heard it.

Dude - when you have *radio gold* like this - you just gotta do it *one more time!* :rolleyes:

[Chester'sLiver]

You can dance if you want to, you can leave the friends you don't have behind..

[Deadbent]

We can gag if we want to.








Hiyo too, CROMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWellll.

[UsedLadBag]

You can dance if you want to, you can leave the friends you don't have behind..

http://www.lakelandwildlife.co.uk/images/darkcrick.gif
just busting balls :action-sm

[VilleDick]

Dude - when you have *radio gold* like this - you just gotta do it *one more time!* :rolleyes:

Only if you can explain it to this side of the show

[mightymalachi]

Opie: Can we mic the audience?


Yes, individually.

[Awful Me]

Even the description of this is making my cock curl up inside me like a pig tail

[cokelogic]

I guess it lingered longerLingering logger.

[UsedLadBag]

Sandy Cane and now Stalker Patti, thank god for the stipper pole.

So much for jerking off today, I could pop Viagra like Skittles and it wouldn't move.

[cokelogic]

Tuck a stick of dynamite in her underpants.

[Woodfloorlicker]

Opie: Show the ladies outside the studio...

Yeah slide off the pole and throw yourself out the window onto the sidewalk outside!

[SteveSteele]

Patty's cherry pie is so old, it's spoiled.

[Awful Me]

Since when is killing erections a sport?

[Probably Stoned]

I do not believe that Patti has had an orgasm, even in studio I think she only came close but did not come. She got too nervous and ashamed to come to a finish.

[Mobo]

Patti sounds like her day is like The Oregon Trail. I hope she dies of dysentary.

[Deadbent]

She's got zero pride.
Putta frown on your face ten miles wide.

[mightymalachi]

My friends with Paltalk have sent me this picture of Patti dancing in the new studio. That's her in the front on the right:

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n56/minkychief/DSCN0736.jpg

[VilleDick]

Well this new stripper pole will get great use. Patti, Fez, E-Rock, oh boy :icon_roll

[UsedLadBag]

Patty said she's a good sport?

She doesn't understand that swallowing is being a good sport.

[Friday]

Yeah, along with the 77 other times we've heard it.

Disgruntled Deadbent = more punchy = more sexy ;) :p

[Stig]

If I clog a public toilet, I just leave. Last time it happened was at the Boardwalk Resort at Disney. I clogged the lobby toilet, and went about my day.

I thought I recognized your work. Bravo.

OMG me too...at Disney Studio right before a character breakfast at 9:30am...it was like Richard Dreyfuss's living room



I guess the title of Happiest Place On Earth doesn't extend to the rest rooms, huh?

[SteveSteele]

Since when is killing erections a sport?

If it is, Patty is the MVP.

[Woodfloorlicker]

I do not believe that Patti has had an orgasm, even in studio I think she only came close but did not come. She got too nervous and ashamed to come to a finish.

How much time do you have on your hands that you're sitting there actually philosophizing about whether Stalker Patti had a real orgasm or not? :arrrh:

[Cromwell]

Only if you can explain it to this side of the show

Yes - tell us. We've never heard this one before :rolleyes:



Sandy Cane and now Stalker Patti, thank god for the stipper pole.

So much for jerking off today, I could pop Viagra like Skittles and it wouldn't move.

Its sad when E-rock on the stripper pole has been the highlight.

(Cue cokelogic's excitement :icon_mrgr)

[cokelogic]

Since when is killing erections a sport?WNBA?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Hey Croms...you wanna go to a walk over tomorrow or...?

[Mobo]

Gamefly sucks cock.

[cokelogic]

Yes - tell us. We've never heard this one before :rolleyes:





Its sad when E-rock on the stripper pole has been the highlight.

(Cue cokelogic's excitement :icon_mrgr)
http://www.cokelogic.com/temp/erockpole.gif

Nothing wrong with being a fan.

no homo.

[Stig]

I'm so glad they ragged on Discount Harry in front of the sales team and sponsors.

[Deadbent]

Disgruntled Deadbent = more punchy = more sexy ;) :p

:D

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/phwoar.jpg

[Woodfloorlicker]

Hey Croms...you wanna go to a walk over tomorrow or...?

Oooooooooh!!! Cromwell and RST on a "MANDate!"

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I guess the title of Happiest Place On Earth doesn't extend to the rest rooms, huh?
:haha7:

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Oooooooooh!!! Cromwell and RST on a "MANDate!"

Of course...who wouldn't

What Crom'ing is, he obviously does it well.

[Wilmington WOW]

hey buddays

[mightymalachi]

I guess the title of Happiest Place On Earth doesn't extend to the rest rooms, huh?

Maybe not for the janitors, but I felt happier when I was done.

:D

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/phwoar.jpg

Is that your jerking off arm?

[Deadbent]

Is that your jerking off arm?



Nope, I'm a righty.




LingerrWronger!

[Deadbent]

Whoa, Highly cool.
They just used a cut from Mixmaster Mikes outstanding album Anti-Theft Device, for the music bed in that Black Phillips promo.

[Awful Me]

For some reason I am sure the Jimmy Johnson Show would be exactly what I expected.....

[mightymalachi]

Whoa, Highly cool.
They just used a cut from Mixmaster Mikes outstanding album Anti-Theft Device, for the music bed in that Black Phillips promo.

I still like how they use the BxJonny Sextravaganza music in one of their baseball promos.

[Awful Me]

So, it's a conversation where John Pinnette does the same bits he has done since MTV's Half Hour Comedy Hour in the early 90's.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So the show goes to break and I run to the bathroom...on the way back I pass by this girl in her cubicle trolling thru TMZ and this is what she was staring at.

Immediately I had to go back to the men’s room and take care of myself. :icon_wink

No homo...but WTF happend to this guys junk?

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/10/1001_mrolympia_splash.jpg

EDIT: A point I missed was...if I had been staring at a bikini site and a female walked by and saw me staring...I'd be at HR right now.

[Awful Me]

His head phones are as useless as his comments

[Chester'sLiver]

His head phones are as useless as his comments

ok I thought I was the only one not getting what they were laughing at...Not bashing the guy I just haven't heard him saying anything funny.

[Deadbent]

that guy belongs in the wtf bit, rst.

I've seen two vociferously awful pictures so far this morning. That's one of them.

[Woodfloorlicker]

I wonder if Big A has problems going to Bedford-St-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stuyvesant!!!

[mightymalachi]

ok I thought I was the only one not getting what they were laughing at...Not bashing the guy I just haven't heard him saying anything funny.

They would never laugh at anything that wasn't funny, not based on the way they watch the View. So, if they're laughing he must be doing something funny.

[Sacre Boo]

Big A = irrelevant

Boring!!

[UsedLadBag]

Maybe Big A wouldn't studder if he tried to speak like a pirate?

[cokelogic]

By taking a break, he means he snapped her neck.

[Friday]

Big A is a gentle giant

[RobeSoup&Tears]

that guy belongs in the wtf bit, rst.

I've seen two vociferously awful pictures so far this morning. That's one of them.

Humans can't possibly get like that without any chemical help

[English Gent]

Here's Big A wooing his wife:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Al_Jolson_Jazz_Singer.JPG

[Chester'sLiver]

His favorite part of her was her head so much so that after the marriage ended he kept it.

[Probably Stoned]

Someone will find out more info soon enough...

http://www.nyc.gov/html/records/html/vitalrecords/marriage.shtml

[krisko]

Big A is a gentle giant

gentle like this guy hugging mr nicholson?
http://www.bfi.org.uk/features/ultimatefilm/chart/images/185/59_cuckoos_nest.jpg

[Woodfloorlicker]

Meet Big A's Ex-Wife....

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/129/crim31jt6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Mobo]

Big A is the master of silence......timing is everything.

[SteveSteele]

Big A is a gentle giant

Lenny from Of Mice and Men comes to mind.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

BTW all those Big A post above...Bravo :clap::haha7:

You think she was using Andrew to become legalized in the Country?

[weeniewawa]

she was from trinadad not tobago, that's where the darkies come from

[Woodfloorlicker]

You think she was using Andrew to become legalized in the Country?

Either you just sent that in via IF or Opie just ripped you off!!.....HOO HOO!!! Tell 'em Fred!

[English Gent]

I reckon Big A and his date went to see "Faces Of Death" for their first movie.

[Chester'sLiver]

When Big A and her got to the drive in was she allowed out of the trunk?

[WOWmagnet]

...then he choked her....


just a little....

[UsedLadBag]

How much is Big A paying her each month?

or how much is he paying to keep that frig running in the Storage garage?

[Mobo]

Between Stalker Patty and his marriage to Um-Booboo Click Click, Big A seems like qiute the ladies man.

[WOWmagnet]

"Um....c...cc...can we... get married....?

[SteveSteele]

I am guessing Big A will be finished by the time Ron And Fez is over.

[cokelogic]

He proposed by putting an onion ring on her finger. Then bit her finger.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Have him type his answers.

[Woodfloorlicker]

SPECULATION: Maybe Big A's wife's name was STacy and that's why he now has problems with the ST sounding words!?

[WOWmagnet]

He proposed by pushing an onion ring on her finger. Then bit her finger.


:haha7:

[Sack of Chisels]

he went to a burger king, saw a girl, they saw a movie, they kissed goodnight, he married her. great story.

[krisko]

maybe big a should write his little story down and someon can read it....it's quite painful listening to him try to speak

edit: great minds think a lot rst (you beat me)

[Woodfloorlicker]

He proposed by putting an onion ring on her finger. Then bit her finger.

:clap::clap::clap:

[Mobo]

He got the ring at Cash for Gold.com!

[Stig]

The 'engagement ring' was actually the asshole of one of his victims.

[Chester'sLiver]

How many right turns did Big A have to make to take his mother-in-law back home to Trinidad?

[WOWmagnet]

They should have Twitchels asking the questions.

[UsedLadBag]

In the park?

No ring, but one shovel.

[Chester'sLiver]

He asked her if she wanted to spend the rest of her life with him, but didn't mention that was only 20 more minutes.

[Mobo]

I once got busy in a Buger King bathroom!

Big A from Digital Underground.

[English Gent]

You asked her if she wanted to spend the rest of her life with you, Big A? How'd that work out for ya?:icon_lol:

[Woodfloorlicker]

They should have Twitchels asking the questions.

I smell bit...oh wait nevermind!

[Awful Me]

Yonkers: Gatway to Romance

[WOWmagnet]

I once got busy in a Buger King bathroom!

Big A from Digital Underground.

He did the Humpty Dance on her shallow grave.

[Mobo]

She wore the wedding ring in her nose. After she took the bone out.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

There might be some embarrassing shit here….court orders of protection….threats by her family….Big A in jail….maybe she (with family and/or friends) scammed him out of money.

[English Gent]

He got the ring at Cash for Gold.com!

:clap::clap::clap:

[Woodfloorlicker]

You asked her if she wanted to spend the rest of her life with you, Big A? How'd that work out for ya?:icon_lol:

http://www.wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=2121224&postcount=419

[Chester'sLiver]

Did they put new plates for her lips on the wedding registry?

[Woodfloorlicker]

GOD DAMMIT!!! Why do I have to feel bad for him now?!

[SteveSteele]

Yonkers: Gatway to Romance

I lived in Yonkers, I know the Burger King he's talking about. It's in the Cross County shopping mall.

[Save My Up's Dick]

gentle like this guy hugging mr nicholson?
http://www.bfi.org.uk/features/ultimatefilm/chart/images/185/59_cuckoos_nest.jpg
"Raise your hand Chief, show her you can do it, Just raise them up Chiefie"

[Chester'sLiver]

She left him a Dear Stupid letter...

[Friday]

I am seriously about to walk out of this place.

Seeyah later sillies

[WonkaVision]

Holy shit....Just when you think he couldn't be a bigger loser...old baby dick proves us wrong.

[mascan42]

We were arguing, and a st-st-st-st-stray sh-shovel hit her in the back of the head.

[WOWmagnet]

Sad thing is he spoke normal before the hurt.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha the Mets causing more heartache

lol

[SteveSteele]

I am seriously about to walk out of this place.

Seeyah later sillies

Don't leave. The story is about to get good.

:arrrh:

[WOWmagnet]

ha ha the Mets causing more heartache

lol

Does the Mets' paingiving EVER end?

[Awful Me]

Why don't they just ask him where her corpse is rotting at?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Notice how he's responding much quicker...these are real responses during the end of the relationship.

But what about the begining?

Keep pushing Opie.

[Mobo]

Big A! What have you done for me lately!

[Wilmington WOW]

damn opie is like a police detective

[Razor Roman]

Pics of the studio, sent to me by Big A

I didn't resize them, so they're in a spoiler tag.

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4345/1002070907jn5.jpg

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2852/1002070908js1.jpg

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1166/1002070931yi9.jpg

[Save My Up's Dick]

There might be some embarrassing shit here….court orders of protection….threats by her family….Big A in jail….maybe she (with family and/or friends) scammed him out of money.
Yeah, something's not right here.

....wait for it...

[UsedLadBag]

she worked off her debt through sex?

[SteveSteele]

So Big A gets paid and laid. It was the best relationship ever.

[krisko]

There might be some embarrassing shit here….court orders of protection….threats by her family….Big A in jail….maybe she (with family and/or friends) scammed him out of money.

it's too bad i don't know what his surname is :)

[RobeSoup&Tears]

J. Peterson I.F.

[Dr.Knockboots]

Big A having sex?

him: I'm cccaa ccccaaa...caaaaaa ca ca ccummmm .. caaah.. cuuum...
her: you came 8 minutes ago, I'm in the kitchen eating a sandwich.

[Awful Me]

J. Peterson I.F.

miss J. P. he was the bessssssssssst.

[Sacre Boo]

Yeah, something's not right here.

....wait for it...Can't wait much longer...the boring is sucking the life out of me.

[Mobo]

damn opie is like a police detective

Or, (due to my recent experience) like airport security.

[UsedLadBag]

That's me:
she worked off her debt through sex?

that's me, sorry for asking Big A and ruining what you thought might be love.

[WOWmagnet]

Can't wait much longer...the boring is sucking the life out of me.

buy/flush/fuck?

[Awful Me]

Wonder what happened to her? Nothing. Nothing happens after you are killed.

[Stig]

Before this whole fiasco, he spoke like James Earl Jones.

[SteveSteele]

Big A having sex?

him: I'm cccaa ccccaaa...caaaaaa ca ca ccummmm .. caaah.. cuuum...
her: you came 8 minutes ago, I'm in the kitchen eating a sandwich.

:haha7::haha7::clap::clap:

[Deadbent]

Before this whole fiasco, he spoke like James Earl Jones.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[Chester'sLiver]

does he have any mementos from his marriage? Like a picture,a video, a torso?

[Stig]

damn opie is like a police detective

He should turn off the cameras and start hitting Big A with a phone book until he talks.

[krisko]

Big A having sex?

him: I'm cccaa ccccaaa...caaaaaa ca ca ccummmm .. caaah.. cuuum...
her: you came 8 minutes ago, I'm in the kitchen eating a sandwich.

:haha7::haha7:

[Awful Me]

I thought Norton said this guy was viciously funny. He has two of the easiest targets in the world and he has NOTHING.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

it's too bad i don't know what his surname is :)

It's either 'Gold' or 'The Coooooolest'

[Wilmington WOW]

Before this whole fiasco, he spoke like James Earl Jones.





vvvvvvvvvv eeerrrrrr iiiizzzooonnnnn

[mascan42]

Big A having sex?

him: I'm cccaa ccccaaa...caaaaaa ca ca ccummmm .. caaah.. cuuum...
her: you came 8 minutes ago, I'm in the kitchen eating a sandwich.
Lllllllline of the thread . . . Lllllline of the thread

[Razor Roman]

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7278/1002071001yf2.jpg

More from Big A

[Woodfloorlicker]

Jimmy just sent me a picture of the studio..... check it out!

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2368/interrogationroomzh1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Chester'sLiver]

Her parents probably thought he was putting a curse on them..

[UsedLadBag]

He got that studder after she hit HIM on the back of the shovel.

damn opie you just beat me, I was going for a dig your own grave joke.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Listen to Andrew’s genuine laugh…I hear that and imagine him feverishly going back and fourth with a hack saw.

[WOWmagnet]

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7278/1002071001yf2.jpg



Ewwwww.

[Awful Me]

I think this broad put a Voodoo curse on Andrew to make him a stuttering mess.

[Mobo]

If I was married to a chick that had her neck extended with gold rings, I'd make her swallow just to see it go down.