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prozac
10-22-2007, 06:06 AM
Morning....had to turn off the tv to avoid seeing the sox celebrate.
English Gent
10-22-2007, 06:30 AM
Hello, cuntknuckles.
seeinred
10-22-2007, 06:42 AM
What it do homies?
I'm currently finishing up the single worst essay I've ever written in my life.
English Gent
10-22-2007, 06:48 AM
What it do homies?
I'm currently finishing up the single worst essay I've ever written in my life.
Ah, but your life in academia is young yet; you'll have plenty of time to write even worse ones.
Earth2murf
10-22-2007, 06:52 AM
Time to make the doughnuts
seeinred
10-22-2007, 06:53 AM
I only have a year and half left to top this one. I'll consider it an open challenge to myself.
English Gent
10-22-2007, 06:55 AM
I only have a year and half left to top this one. I'll consider it an open challenge to myself.
Earth2Murf is cunt: discuss.
:action-sm
seeinred
10-22-2007, 06:58 AM
I'd love to write an essay about the word cunt for my feminist whore of a professor.
Awful Me
10-22-2007, 06:58 AM
Morning sweeties. Maybe since Boston won we won't have to do another hour on Opie Sports Curse....
n8crwlr
10-22-2007, 06:58 AM
Congrats to you Socks fans, I will not be watching any baseball the rest of the year. It starts and ends too late.
seeinred
10-22-2007, 07:01 AM
Congrats to you Socks fans, I will not be watching any baseball the rest of the year. It starts and ends too late.
Why watch baseball when there's hockey on anyway?
prozac
10-22-2007, 07:04 AM
Goddam gotta make some coffee...
seeinred
10-22-2007, 07:08 AM
Preeeeety sure Eli Manning does not have the single-season TD record, Opie.
Skitzobill2
10-22-2007, 07:11 AM
I need xm
Natesac
10-22-2007, 07:17 AM
Sorry I'm late... I decided to rub one out before the show.
Awful Me
10-22-2007, 07:23 AM
Don't let somebody else tell a story, make it about you opie.
krisko
10-22-2007, 07:27 AM
Sorry I'm late... I decided to rub one out before the show.
thank you for sharing this, now i'll over share
i had sex all weekend :action-sm
Awful Me
10-22-2007, 07:28 AM
thank you for sharing this, now i'll over share
i had sex all weekend :action-sm
Congrats! :clap::clap::clap::clap:
seeinred
10-22-2007, 07:30 AM
thank you for sharing this, now i'll over share
i had sex all weekend :action-sm
Fine line between "over sharing" and "hot". :action-sm
Awful Me
10-22-2007, 07:32 AM
That was one of the funniest/creepiest Ron and Fez promos ever.
krisko
10-22-2007, 07:32 AM
Fine line between "over sharing" and "hot". :action-sm
ya i know....nate is always saying hot things :icon_mrgr
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 07:34 AM
Fine line between "over sharing" and "hot". :action-sm
Hehe..Hot is right. Love when Loki says cuntburgers, too.
Morning baggers.
Hopefully Prozac brings some coffee back.
seeinred
10-22-2007, 07:34 AM
ya i know....nate is always saying hot things :icon_mrgr
Nothin' gets me more worked up than a 'bagger with a hand on his cock with Opie's sexy voice ringing in the background.
krisko
10-22-2007, 07:39 AM
HeLove when Loki says cuntburgers, too.
i prefer sugarcunts....just sayin
Deftera
10-22-2007, 07:39 AM
I don't think the sports curse will ever die completely. I was browsing some old posts the other day from 2001-2002 and people on here were thinking it was over, then back again the next week.
good morning!
Sack of Chisels
10-22-2007, 07:41 AM
just like opie to get offended by something said at a roast.
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 07:43 AM
"Take my life, please!"
http://www.patchoguetheatre.com/artielange/slides/Artie%20Lange.jpg
seeinred
10-22-2007, 07:43 AM
Sleepy time. Nite-nite Baggers :action-sm
prozac
10-22-2007, 07:43 AM
"take my life, please."
http://www.patchoguetheatre.com/artielange/slides/Artie%20Lange.jpg
Nice....morning Deadbent
Natesac
10-22-2007, 07:44 AM
Nothin' gets me more worked up than a 'bagger with a hand on his cock with Opie's sexy voice ringing in the background.
I believe that I made it clear that I rubbed one out before the show. Actually, I was thinking of you.
krisko
10-22-2007, 07:45 AM
"Take my life, please!"
http://www.patchoguetheatre.com/artielange/slides/Artie%20Lange.jpg
:haha7::haha7:
he looked like shit on Rescue Me too
seeinred
10-22-2007, 07:46 AM
I believe that I made it clear that I rubbed one out before the show. Actually, I was thinking of you.
:love2: Then I'll be dreaming of you as I sleep, sexy.
Clever1
10-22-2007, 07:47 AM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h238/Highpowered350/2ed76o7.gif
JordanSRT10
10-22-2007, 07:48 AM
Too bad, Artie actually seems like a decent guy. Probably someone who would get along with the bbboys.
cokelogic
10-22-2007, 07:49 AM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h238/Highpowered350/2ed76o7.gif
I know he's out of control when he begins to look like me.
Morning all.
[caption contest] = "get me a pizza!"
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 07:51 AM
I know he's out of control when he begins to look like me.
I only laughed out loud at that because you're my boy :p
Morning Coke :clap:
(Caption contest entry?)
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h238/Highpowered350/2ed76o7.gif
"Dont'f look at me... *hic* while I spin into this alcohol coma"
Sack of Chisels
10-22-2007, 07:53 AM
artie at the roast:
http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/22340/tn-500_IMG_3145.JPG
krisko
10-22-2007, 07:55 AM
artie at the roast:
http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/22340/tn-500_IMG_3145.JPG
i've never wished for someone to pull an R Budd Dwyer more than i wish it on artie lang.....ugh
Cromwell
10-22-2007, 07:59 AM
Yeah, Artie looked like fat piece of shit on Rescue Me. I thought it was laughable that Artie supposedly decked the Liutenant. Right. The fat load could barely move his arms.
Now, I actually thought he was the last funny thing on the Stern show (when I last listened a few years ago).
But screw him.
Also - I *love* the fact that Opie will not be a phony live and in person with these people. He genuinely hates these scumbags (like boy Gary) and won't pretend to be "nice" to them.
*That* is part of Opie's genius.
Oh, and mornin' all. :action-sm
johnyaztec
10-22-2007, 08:04 AM
I missed the artie thing what did he say?
krisko
10-22-2007, 08:05 AM
Yeah, Artie looked like fat piece of shit on Rescue Me. I thought it was laughable that Artie supposedly decked the Liutenant. Right. The fat load could barely move his arms.
Now, I actually thought he was the last funny thing on the Stern show (when I last listened a few years ago).
But screw him.
Also - I *love* the fact that Opie will not be a phony live and in person with these people. He genuinely hates these scumbags (like boy Gary) and won't pretend to be "nice" to them.
*That* is part of Opie's genius.
Oh, and mornin' all. :action-sm
well the leuitenant isn't exactly the picture of health
krisko
10-22-2007, 08:05 AM
I missed the artie thing what did he say?
"fuckin starvin earl....got any small children back there?"
madbam
10-22-2007, 08:06 AM
thank you for sharing this, now i'll over share
i had sex all weekend :action-sm
Useless without pics/video:action-sm
Cromwell
10-22-2007, 08:07 AM
well the leuitenant isn't exactly the picture of health
Good point, kris.
Its just the whole thing of bloated Artie being able to out box anyone. :rolleyes:
johnyaztec
10-22-2007, 08:08 AM
I hope Artie gets diabetes and has to have his legs amputated and cant walk on stage anymore
krisko
10-22-2007, 08:09 AM
oohhhh wizzerdhhryyyy
stillbornstew
10-22-2007, 08:11 AM
Clever1, cokelogic, Deadbent, Deftera, Gimpylicious, ginaf20697, hshearer, Jambi, johnnychilds, johnyaztec, krisko, madbam, mendozathejew, Natesac, psycho_factor, Sack of Chisels
AFTERNOON BAGGERS!!!!!
i'm in an INSANELY good mood today. zippadee fucking doo dah!!!! :action-sm
johnyaztec
10-22-2007, 08:12 AM
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w149/doneenstjohn/wizardpurple.gif
cokelogic
10-22-2007, 08:12 AM
Jesus' magic sounds like a wookie
cokelogic
10-22-2007, 08:14 AM
With today's STDs, Harry has a burning bush.
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 08:14 AM
oohhhh wizzerdhhryyyy
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/Deadbent/master.jpg
Ballbuster1
10-22-2007, 08:15 AM
artie at the roast:
http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/22340/tn-500_IMG_3145.JPG
Is it me or is he starting to look like Peter Griffin?
johnyaztec
10-22-2007, 08:16 AM
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u225/rockthispunk16/dino.gif
krisko
10-22-2007, 08:17 AM
good morning stewwww!!!!
johnyaztec
10-22-2007, 08:18 AM
I'm feeling a hang up is a coming
johnnychilds
10-22-2007, 08:18 AM
Mornin' sweetie!!
WOWmagnet
10-22-2007, 08:19 AM
ahhh...playing hookey.....
WOWmagnet
10-22-2007, 08:19 AM
So long prize-pig!
stillbornstew
10-22-2007, 08:19 AM
good morning stewwww!!!!
afternoon buttercup.
whats this about you having sex all weekend? did i read that right? ;)
johnyaztec
10-22-2007, 08:20 AM
Line of the day = Put the pie on the window
lol
Hudson
10-22-2007, 08:21 AM
Is it me or is he starting to look like Peter Griffin?I said the exact thing in the Paltalk room abou 10 min ago
WOWmagnet
10-22-2007, 08:21 AM
Concert pig????
WOWmagnet
10-22-2007, 08:22 AM
be dialin'
krisko
10-22-2007, 08:25 AM
afternoon buttercup.
whats this about you having sex all weekend? did i read that right? ;)
you did read it right!! :D
madbam
10-22-2007, 08:26 AM
Good Morning Baggers...Hope you all had a great weekend.
Hotness:
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4383/4716c2f91320bdd0.jpg
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 08:28 AM
[QUOTE=madbam;2164692]Good Morning Baggers...Hope you all had a great weekend.
Hey mano. Sure did have a great weekend. :action-sm
Not digging this whole monday thing though.
krisko
10-22-2007, 08:29 AM
Good Morning Baggers...Hope you all had a great weekend.
Hotness:
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4383/4716c2f91320bdd0.jpg
:clap::clap::clap:
except i could do without seeing every one of her ribs
:clap::clap::clap:
except i could do without seeing every one of her ribs
We could carve a few out while we're doing the usual stuff to her if you'd like that. :icon_roll
Good Morning Baggers! THE CURSE IS LIFTED! :icon_cool
stillbornstew
10-22-2007, 08:32 AM
you did read it right!! :D
i must have been in a blackout....was i any good? *chortle*
good for you sweetie.
Good Morning Baggers...Hope you all had a great weekend.
Hotness:
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4383/4716c2f91320bdd0.jpg
nice. ty. morning brudduh
krisko
10-22-2007, 08:33 AM
ohhh i forgot...GO LIONS!
krisko
10-22-2007, 08:37 AM
i fucking loveeee waffle house!!!!
madbam
10-22-2007, 08:37 AM
i must have been in a blackout....was i any good? *chortle*
good for you sweetie.
nice. ty. morning brudduh
Hey Man
stillbornstew
10-22-2007, 08:38 AM
i fucking loveeee waffle house!!!!
fuckin' starvin' :action-sm
what are they discussing on the show atm. i can't leave here for another hour.
Krisko! What's with all the sex? Nice work!:clap:
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 08:42 AM
Uh oh...Someone let stig out of his coffin.
Uh oh...Someone let stig out of his coffin.
Is that an observation, or a request?
stillbornstew
10-22-2007, 08:45 AM
Krisko! What's with all the sex? Nice work!:clap:
didn't see you there. afternoon abuelito
johnyaztec
10-22-2007, 08:47 AM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h215/PrtyGDiva/billmaher.png
Bill Maher is mouthpiece of the pompus, white liberal
krisko
10-22-2007, 08:49 AM
Krisko! What's with all the sex? Nice work!:clap:
thank you thank you....i thought it was nice work too :icon_cool
didn't see you there. afternoon abuelito
Hi, Stewie! :action-sm
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 08:58 AM
That's always good. Football and ****.
Awful Me
10-22-2007, 08:59 AM
I did a Sesame Street joke once. When they made Cookie Monster stop eating just cookies because it was unhealthy. It was about how Cookie Monster was going to have to explain to children that it wasn't masturbation that made you go blind, it was type 2 diabetes from two many cookies. And then the Count comes out and says 1, 2, 3 missing toes Ah Ah Ah.
:icon_eek:
DiscountHarry
10-22-2007, 09:02 AM
Morning Baggers!
Do the Red Sox now have enough power to once again overcome the Opie Sports Curse?
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 09:03 AM
Mighta been an observation Stig, but I don't remember. Was too preoccupied with the krisko sex posts!
I did a Sesame Street joke once. When they made Cookie Monster stop eating just cookies because it was unhealthy. It was about how Cookie Monster was going to have to explain to children that it wasn't masturbation that made you go blind, it was type 2 diabetes from two many cookies. And then the Count comes out and says 1, 2, 3 missing toes Ah Ah Ah.
:icon_eek:
Did anyone laugh? :icon_roll
:action-sm
Mighta been an observation Stig, but I don't remember. Was too preoccupied with the krisko sex posts!
Who isn't? How was your weekend?
Find any of those books yet?
stillbornstew
10-22-2007, 09:07 AM
OOOOOOOH, just found out i might be sent to naples, italy for a class for 4 days. then i'll take leave and got to rome. LUCKEEEEE!!!!! :icon_mrgr
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 09:09 AM
OOOOOOOH, just found out i might be sent to naples, italy for a class for 4 days. then i'll take leave and got to rome. LUCKEEEEE!!!!! :icon_mrgr
ass :action-sm
krisko
10-22-2007, 09:09 AM
That's always good. Football and ****.
these are two of my favorite things :action-sm
Razor Roman
10-22-2007, 09:10 AM
good morning Postwhores.
I got a solid 2 hrs of sleep last night... but I managed to plow through over 200 pages of "the game". Joining the Martianvirus club sucks.
Bill Maher is a cunt. I hope he gets fucked with one of those spiny turtles that Super Mario could only kill with fireballs.
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 09:10 AM
Weekend was alrighty, stig. I watched a lot of sports.
Yesterday was a good sports day, even though I haaate mike lowell, and the bears aren't who we thought they were.
Books should be here this week. Amazon blows. ;)
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 09:12 AM
It was a cover-up maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
mills
10-22-2007, 09:13 AM
I really liked what Maher did. Why is Opie trashing him?
Razor Roman
10-22-2007, 09:13 AM
Laikatu should drop some of her babies on these protester cunts too
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/09/Lakitu_(smb1).png
Awful Me
10-22-2007, 09:15 AM
Did anyone laugh? :icon_roll
:action-sm
There is a reason i said i did a Sesame Street joke ONCE. ;)
Laikatu should drop some of her babies on these protester cunts too
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/0/09/Lakitu_(smb1).png
What color is the sky in your world, Razor? :action-sm
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 09:16 AM
The Hearst Corporation? Ummmm well I guess I'm part of the cover-up then. That's who sends me paychecks.
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 09:19 AM
No engine at the Pentagon site? Oh, I wonder what this thing is then
http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/FBI_engineview500.jpg
Razor Roman
10-22-2007, 09:19 AM
What color is the sky in your world, Razor? :action-sm
Blue. It needed the money! OH!
The Hearst Corporation? Ummmm well I guess I'm part of the cover-up then. That's who sends me paychecks.
You also held down Orson Welles, Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaan.
Awful Me
10-22-2007, 09:20 AM
No engine at the Pentagon site? Oh, I wonder what this thing is then
http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/FBI_engineview500.jpg
Hearst Company Shill!
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 09:21 AM
The Hearst Corporation? Ummmm well I guess I'm part of the cover-up then. That's who sends me paychecks.
Good, now cover up yourself with aids. :action-sm
Morning Sam~
Weekend was alrighty, stig. I watched a lot of sports.
Yesterday was a good sports day, even though I haaate mike lowell, and the bears aren't who we thought they were.
Books should be here this week. Amazon blows. ;)
Shipping delays or something? Oh well. It's worth the wait.
So who ARE the Bears, then? The Cardinals?
Sack of Chisels
10-22-2007, 09:23 AM
that's gotta be a sound of the day..
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 09:23 AM
Good, now cover up yourself with aids. :action-sm
Morning Sam~
Morning shitdick:action-sm
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 09:23 AM
So who ARE the Bears, then? The Cardinals?
Is that fez in there?
http://valleylodgemusic.com/images/media/bears.jpg
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 09:26 AM
You can't use cellphones on a flying plane maaaaaaaaan! That's why I have sent text messages while on flights before because I never turn off my phone because I know it won't interfere with flight equipment since the frequencies are too far apart on the wavelength spectrum.
Is that fez in there?
http://valleylodgemusic.com/images/media/bears.jpg
I'm shaving my facial hair the SECOND I get home tonight.
CaptainWacky
10-22-2007, 09:29 AM
Jimmy's scenario reminds me of die hard 3 with the garbage trucks stealing the gold.
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 09:31 AM
Jimmy's scenario reminds me of die hard 3 with the garbage trucks stealing the gold.
It could be a crack-haid!
Hey, they got one of the conspirators on the phone pretending to be a "rescue worker." :haha7:
CaptainWacky
10-22-2007, 09:35 AM
Hey, they got one of the conspirators on the phone pretending to be a "rescue worker." :haha7:
Yep the bush administration hired Frank Calindo to do different voices for them.
krisko
10-22-2007, 09:37 AM
It could be a crack-haid!
lingerrrr longerrrrrrrr
"If fire can't melt steel, then why the fuck am I wasting my time doing THIS?"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Blacksmith_at_work.jpg/772px-Blacksmith_at_work.jpg
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 09:37 AM
So, the thread looks to be pretty slow today.
Awful Me
10-22-2007, 09:38 AM
Aren't all metals created by melting and combining?
Didn't they figure out that fire melts metals back in ancient Greece?
lingerrrr longerrrrrrrr
How much did you love those two Sox games this weekend, Krisko? :haha7:
Awful Me
10-22-2007, 09:39 AM
"If fire can't melt steel, then why the fuck am I wasting my time doing THIS?"
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1301/20676_0001.jpg
I dont know. Why the fuck are you wasting time posting broken links?
English Gent
10-22-2007, 09:39 AM
Hello again, cunts. I'm here. That's right: this listening thread shall be mediocre no more. :action-sm
Redding
10-22-2007, 09:40 AM
hiya buddays
I dont know. Why the fuck are you wasting time posting broken links?
I fixed it, you big jerk. :icon_mad:
Oh, look! It's back!
wetandstickyjim
10-22-2007, 09:41 AM
Morning Faggots.:action-sm
Loves me some Coach Jimmy!
Hello again, cunts. I'm here. That's right: this listening thread shall be mediocre no more. :action-sm
Nice sig, dickhead. :action-sm
Natesac
10-22-2007, 09:43 AM
I poop on all of you.
English Gent
10-22-2007, 09:43 AM
Nice sig, dickhead. :action-sm
It does have a certain piquant quality, I agree.........
So, have they talked about how absolutely shit the Dolphins are yet?
krisko
10-22-2007, 09:43 AM
How much did you love those two Sox games this weekend, Krisko? :haha7:
i think i may have missed a few innings on saturday ;)...and i was driving home for most of the game yesterday :action-sm
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 09:44 AM
Aren't all metals created by melting and combining?
Didn't they figure out that fire melts metals back in ancient Greece?
Well, Mesopotamia, but close. Then the Greeks got around to creating the Hoplites :)
boba4
10-22-2007, 09:47 AM
Aren't all metals created by melting and combining?
Didn't they figure out that fire melts metals back in ancient Greece?
Everyone knows that steel is a naturally occuring heat-resistant metal that forms in the shape of an I-beam and car chassis. The sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald and its load of iron ore was obviously part of the conspiracy.
krisko
10-22-2007, 09:47 AM
I poop on all of you.
"whaa"
http://www.c-eye.net/eyeon/images/triumph.jpg
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 09:47 AM
Please let this conspiracy talk stop after the FM show....
SPlDEY
10-22-2007, 09:48 AM
Morning Fellow Wackbagers :action-sm
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 09:48 AM
http://www.bloglubbock.com/custimages/spy%20vs%20spy.bmp
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 09:49 AM
"whaa"
http://www.c-eye.net/eyeon/images/triumph.jpg
Hi Miss.:action-sm
krisko
10-22-2007, 09:49 AM
http://www.bloglubbock.com/custimages/spy%20vs%20spy.bmp
i blame the black
Natesac
10-22-2007, 09:49 AM
This guy thinks he knows everything about thermite plasma because he watched The Rock with Nicholas Cage.
krisko
10-22-2007, 09:50 AM
Hi Miss.:action-sm
ohhhhh hi sammy! :action-sm
i blame the black
I blame the white.
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 09:50 AM
ZeitGeist? Time Ghost? Why in the fuck would you name your 9/11 conspiracy bullshit Time Ghost?
Dr. Hoffman
10-22-2007, 09:51 AM
This guy thinks he knows everything about thermite plasma because he watched The Rock with Nicholas Cage.
Well...if your surrounded by VX nerve gas just look for some thermite.
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 09:52 AM
a) no, the curse is no over...the Red Sox still need to beat Colorado
b) CONSPIRACY!!!! :icon_roll
morning folks...I hate these retarded conspiracy faggots
English Gent
10-22-2007, 09:52 AM
For fuck's sake, these conspiracy theorists are so unbelievably, relentlessly dumb. Holy shit, are people THAT fucking stupid. These are the same assholes who think that the moon landings were faked.
Natesac
10-22-2007, 09:53 AM
a) no, the curse is no over...the Red Sox still need to beat Colorado
b) CONSPIRACY!!!! :icon_roll
morning folks...I hate these retarded conspiracy faggots
Hi, lover.
Holy shit! What a trainwreck. Everything is out of tune.
Surprisingly, Roth actually sounds great.
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 09:54 AM
ZeitGeist? Time Ghost? Why in the fuck would you name your 9/11 conspiracy bullshit Time Ghost?
http://www.starshipmodeler.org/wfest2k6/s_rd_SpaceGhost.jpg?
holy shit this is fucking awful...what is that buzzing/feedback? If I paid to go see them, I'd demand my money back. I could do better on Guitar Hero then whoever is playing right now :yuck2:
English Gent
10-22-2007, 09:54 AM
We're back!! And, uh, better......................than, um.......
http://www.concertshots.com/May%20Images/cs-DavidLeeRoth5a-Atlanta5302.JPG
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 09:54 AM
Why wouldn't they just stop and say "ya know what this isn't working?"
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 09:55 AM
Well...if your surrounded by VX nerve gas just look for some thermite.
And don't forget that if you're exposed to VX then you can simply stab yourself in the heart with adrenaline to counteract nerve agent that will cause your muscles to rip themselves from their bones and break the back and neck from seizures :action-sm
krisko
10-22-2007, 09:56 AM
a) no, the curse is no over...the Red Sox still need to beat Colorado
b) CONSPIRACY!!!! :icon_roll
morning folks...I hate these retarded conspiracy faggots
a) they will!!!!
b)yes the conspiracy people suck cock
Natesac
10-22-2007, 09:56 AM
This was the part during 'Earth Angel' in Back to the Future when Michael J Fox realized he had Parkinson's.
Natesac
10-22-2007, 09:58 AM
Jesus... this guy is like Angela Lansbury from Murder She Wrote. If you know this guy or work with him, you're gonna die.
English Gent
10-22-2007, 09:58 AM
Pedant alert: Sir, you can't have a 'kind of unique' take on the situation. You can't have gradations of uniqueness.
*gets coat*
Natesac
10-22-2007, 09:58 AM
a) they will!!!!
b)yes the conspiracy people suck cock
Do you believe in conspiracies?
Dr. Hoffman
10-22-2007, 09:59 AM
For fuck's sake, these conspiracy theorists are so unbelievably, relentlessly dumb. Holy shit, are people THAT fucking stupid. These are the same assholes who think that the moon landings were faked.
You mean you haven't been to the sound stage?
English Gent
10-22-2007, 09:59 AM
Steve From Bayshore? Didn't he give Ant a cat?
Smokezilla
10-22-2007, 09:59 AM
I LOVE Conspiracy-Douche Monday!:action-sm
GoCamels
10-22-2007, 09:59 AM
Conspiracy theory show...
turn it off...
Turn it off...
TURN IT OFF!!!
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 09:59 AM
These are the same assholes who think that the moon landings were faked.
It was all on a sound stage maaaaaaaaaaan! Well the world is full of morons. That's why we have so many problems and conflicts over the dumbest shit, like religion.
Natesac
10-22-2007, 10:00 AM
Steve From Bayshore? Didn't he give Ant a cat?
You have to be famous for something, right?
mills
10-22-2007, 10:02 AM
This guy thinks he knows everything about thermite plasma because he watched The Rock with Nicholas Cage.Who the heck is Nicholas Cage?? Is he related to Nick Cage?
C'mon kids you know what I'm sayin.
Dr. Hoffman
10-22-2007, 10:02 AM
Steve From Bayshore? Didn't he give Ant a cat?
I believe so. I think this cat you speak of had something to do with the collapse of WTC 7.
I believe so. I think this cat you speak of had something to do with the collapse of WTC 7.
You know the old saying - Curiosity killed the Cat. And 3000 other people.
krisko
10-22-2007, 10:05 AM
I believe so. I think this cat you speak of had something to do with the collapse of WTC 7.
steve kingston?
English Gent
10-22-2007, 10:06 AM
You know the old saying - Curiosity killed the Cat. And 3000 other people.
He cause the cat-astrophe?
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 10:07 AM
He cause the cat-astrophe?
http://www.2wallpaper.com/weirdspot/bad_car_crash.jpg
Dr. Hoffman
10-22-2007, 10:10 AM
He cause the cat-astrophe?
Oh Loki...
http://www.navweaps.com/index_inro/no21987-Hood_sinking_painting.jpg
He cause the cat-astrophe?
"CAT-astrophe! GET IT??? LAUGH, you worm!!!"
http://www.askart.com/AskART/photos/HER7162003/9533.jpg
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 10:15 AM
Just a regular ol' sucks-to-be-you.
English Gent
10-22-2007, 10:21 AM
Yeah, yeah, you're an epic show........
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 10:22 AM
holy shit with EoG...I'd rather hear silence at this point...Enough with this song...
oooooooooooo Louie CK....nice....
krisko
10-22-2007, 10:22 AM
oohhh louis!!!
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 10:24 AM
All E-Rock does is _________.... no need to fill that one in..
did anyone else's signal go dead?
RIrealtor
10-22-2007, 10:24 AM
All Opie does is_________...err, turn off the radio?
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 10:24 AM
I forgot how GREAT milk is. I haven't had any in my fridge for months. I can't live without it.
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 10:24 AM
Did anyone else just have their XM online cut out?
Just me?
Oh christ - did someone criticize the show and send the poor babies off the rails again?
English Gent
10-22-2007, 10:25 AM
Nikii Sixx!!
Lingeerrrr Longgggeerr
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 10:25 AM
mmm...bouncing titty avatars :D
All E-Rock does is _________.... no need to fill that one in..
did anyone else's signal go dead?
Yes. Funniest bit of the day.
Sorry, couldn't resist. :action-sm
mills
10-22-2007, 10:25 AM
Yay Lou!
Holy shit, ya-hoo!
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 10:25 AM
All E-Rock does is _________.... no need to fill that one in..
did anyone else's signal go dead?
Yeah I thought it just might have been me. I didn't get up to check to see how many bars I had on the radio. It was dead for like 20 seconds
SteveSteele
10-22-2007, 10:25 AM
Morning baggers.
Razor Roman
10-22-2007, 10:27 AM
ugh the call of the Atlantic City waitress--- in that horrible south Jersey accent-- -Coffeeeeee Sodaaaaa Beveragesssssss
krunk
10-22-2007, 10:27 AM
hi XMers
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 10:29 AM
last time I went to AC I was on the 15$ min black jack table and I was down to my last 15 out of 300$ and I was like fuck it I am just going to keep throwing it in until I lose it and then hit the bar with my chick...Well I left that table with a grand.. :D
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 10:31 AM
I never take the insurance...
krisko
10-22-2007, 10:31 AM
ugh...insurance is the DUMBEST bet ever
neverrrrrrrr take insurance (but do take even money)
there's my gambling advice for the day
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 10:31 AM
ugh the call of the Atlantic City waitress--- in that horrible south Jersey accent-- -Coffeeeeee Sodaaaaa Beveragesssssss
Save for the Borgata. They do it up right with their waitresses.
Morning Wackbag.
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 10:31 AM
last time I went to AC I was on the 15$ min black jack table and I was down to my last 15 out of 300$ and I was like fuck it I am just going to keep throwing it in until I lose it and then hit the bar with my chick...Well I left that table with a grand.. :D
Nice, I've never gone gambling. I'd just rather not throw money away hanging out at a table placing bets on cards.
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 10:31 AM
gambling talk kind of makes me zone out
So...how bout them Eagles? :D
meanmarv
10-22-2007, 10:32 AM
Morning folks. My hats off the the Reds Sox for the win last night.
krisko
10-22-2007, 10:33 AM
i looveee gambling talk(at least blackjack talk) ...i need to go to a casino soon
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 10:34 AM
ugh...insurance is the DUMBEST bet ever
neverrrrrrrr take insurance (but do take even money)
there's my gambling advice for the day
I think Louie CK just ripped off your material.
krunk
10-22-2007, 10:34 AM
I take gambling advice form li'l jimmy: never use a rubber when fucking a prostitute in Brazil
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 10:34 AM
this caller is wrong...Insurance pays 2 to 1 if you put up to 100 for insurance and the dealer has blackjack you get 200$
i looveee gambling talk(at least blackjack talk) ...i need to go to a casino soon
Come on down to Jersey and lets hit up AC... :D
krisko
10-22-2007, 10:34 AM
gambling talk kind of makes me zone out
So...how bout them Eagles? :D
fucking eagles, one of the two games i lost yesterday. i went 11 for 13....the bears are who we thought they were :icon_cry:
i looveee gambling talk(at least blackjack talk) ...i need to go to a casino soon
You gambled with AIDS all weekend. Now you want to lose all your cash?:haha7:
English Gent
10-22-2007, 10:35 AM
this caller is wrong...Insurance pays 2 to 1 if you put up to 100 for insurance and the dealer has blackjack you get 200$
Come on down to Jersey and lets hit up AC... :D
Yes, but insurance IS for thick cunts, though.
meanmarv
10-22-2007, 10:36 AM
I take gambling advice form li'l jimmy: never use a rubber when fucking a prostitute in Brazil
I thought it was him betting the log would be with or without corn?
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 10:36 AM
I think Louie CK just ripped off your material.
Great now we're going to have to broker a name change between Krisko and Danesy.
Leaving a casino in AC isn't terrible. It lessens the likelihood of losing your money getting robbed 3 blocks off the strip.
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 10:36 AM
fucking eagles, one of the two games i lost yesterday. i went 11 for 13....the bears are who we thought they were :icon_cry:
AND WE LET THEM OFF THE HOOK![/Dennis Green]
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 10:37 AM
if I ever got up $1,000, it means I've been on the table waaaaaaaay too long...cause I'm not making anything higher than a $50 bet
krisko
10-22-2007, 10:38 AM
this caller is wrong...Insurance pays 2 to 1 if you put up to 100 for insurance and the dealer has blackjack you get 200$
Come on down to Jersey and lets hit up AC... :D
i don't need to go to jersey, i have like 5 casinos within 3 hours of me :)
I think Louie CK just ripped off your material.
hoo hoo
You gambled with AIDS all weekend. Now you want to lose all your cash?:haha7:
do you know something i don't?? :icon_eek:
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 10:38 AM
if I ever got up $1,000, it means I've been on the table waaaaaaaay too long...cause I'm not making anything higher than a $50 bet
I got up to the grand in about a hour. When I finally counted what I was betting it turned out I was betting the max which was 200$..
i don't need to go to jersey, i have like 5 casinos within 3 hours of me :)
Yes but it would be more fun ;).
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 10:39 AM
I miss JJ...I wish he'd have some work to do over in NY. Miss him in studio
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 10:41 AM
I like to split my tens. Two hands with tens are better than one.
krisko
10-22-2007, 10:42 AM
I like to split my tens. Two hands with tens are better than one.
i really hope you're joking.....
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 10:42 AM
ahhahahahah...
"Ron Bennington could dose me with acid and drive me into the sun and I'd be happy about it"
do you know something i don't?? :icon_eek:
I'm a thousand years old. I've forgotten more than you'll ever know. :action-sm
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 10:44 AM
i really hope you're joking.....
You just stay up there in Michigan, and leave the heavy gambling to us men.
I like to split my tens. Two hands with tens are better than one.
Yeah. I'll take a 17 and a bust over a 20 any day.
erocksblubber
10-22-2007, 10:45 AM
For fuck's sake, these conspiracy theorists are so unbelievably, relentlessly dumb. Holy shit, are people THAT fucking stupid. These are the same assholes who think that the moon landings were faked.
This is the movie that the conspiracy theorists are losing their mind for
http://zeitgeistmovie.com/
::hammer:
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 10:46 AM
Yeah. I'll take a 17 and a bust over a 20 any day.
See, Stig knows what I'm talking about.
NYDBLOCK
10-22-2007, 10:47 AM
morning yall
you know what im sayinggg?
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 10:48 AM
It's weird hearing Louis talking about playing the Egg in Albany without Bob Kelly fucking him.
morning yall
you know what im sayinggg?
Nice to see we finally have a word YOU can't say. :action-sm
Sam_Adams
10-22-2007, 10:49 AM
It's weird hearing Louis talking about playing the Egg in Albany without Bob Kelly fucking him.
you know that was make-believe, right? :action-sm
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 10:50 AM
It's weird hearing Louis talking about playing the Egg in Albany without Bob Kelly fucking him.
yeah, nowhere near as hot....
I've never once hit a number on Roulette :(
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 10:51 AM
As far as casinos go I have Niagara Falls and Wheeling WV within a few hours from me.
I still likes teh Vegas best. Free valet, free drinks, and there are goddamned poker machines in the 7-11.
"Why do they call it The Egg?"
"Many guys show up, but only one gets in." :haha7:
The Egg:
http://www.bluffton.edu/~sullivanm/empiresp/egg.jpg
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 10:52 AM
yeah, nowhere near as hot....
I've never once hit a number on Roulette :(
The first, and only, time I played Roulette, I hit the number twice in a row. Number 4 came up on back to back spins, I won $300 and then went to blackjack to have fun and lose it all.
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 10:53 AM
morning yall
you know what im sayinggg?
Yaao DBlock!!
I know whatchoo sayin' but it just be sounding like.. jibba jabba!
:action-sm
krisko
10-22-2007, 10:54 AM
You just stay up there in Michigan, and leave the heavy gambling to us men.
you're right....i don't know what i was thinking :(
johnyaztec
10-22-2007, 10:56 AM
So can someone please tell me the deal with Artie LAng? What did he say that upset everyone?
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 10:56 AM
morning yall
you know what im sayinggg?
I think you made a typo.
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 10:57 AM
So can someone please tell me the deal with Artie LAng? What did he say that upset everyone?
Hello Friar's Club, I'm Artie Lang?
krisko
10-22-2007, 10:58 AM
So can someone please tell me the deal with Artie LAng? What did he say that upset everyone?
i think i covered this earlier :action-sm
(nothing like bombing twice)
johnyaztec
10-22-2007, 10:59 AM
I missed it :(
VilleDick
10-22-2007, 11:01 AM
Nikki Syxx is in studio?
Stoppin' in to say hey kids
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 11:02 AM
morning yall
you know what im sayinggg?I think you made a typo.
hahahahahahahha
oh man...Hasidic Jews going to Dominatrixes? I wonder...if she was a Crominatrix? :rolleyes:
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 11:02 AM
I missed it :(
http://wackbag.com/showthread?=2983389/post?=143 (www.meatspin.com)
So can someone please tell me the deal with Artie LAng? What did he say that upset everyone?
It's not what he said - it's the lake of vomit that followed it.
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 11:03 AM
hahahahahahahha
oh man...Hasidic Jews going to Dominatrixes? I wonder...if she was a Crominatrix? :rolleyes:
How many different ways can you have your curly sideburns pulled? "whaa"
johnyaztec
10-22-2007, 11:03 AM
http://wackbag.com/showthread?=2983389/post?=143 (www.meatspin.com)
I'm not falling to the fake meat spin link ;)
English Gent
10-22-2007, 11:07 AM
Nikki Syxx is in studio?
Stoppin' in to say hey kids
Yeah, I did that gag already, along with a hilarious, albeit surprisingly unpopular riff on the cat supplied to Ant by Steve From Bayshore and the word 'catastrophe'. It was a hoot. You should have been there.
Friday
10-22-2007, 11:08 AM
Hello Bagger Type People!
Happy Monday!! wheeeeeeeeee
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 11:08 AM
wow...even a Tranny won't fuck a dirty Hasid
no anti-semitismo
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 11:09 AM
Is it already Homeless Shopping Spree time?
SteveSteele
10-22-2007, 11:09 AM
Homeless shopping spree is coming back...WHO HOO!!!!!
Just don't let the homeless talk.
wow...even a Tranny won't fuck a dirty Hasid
no anti-semitismo
Even the Nazis made them take a REAL shower first.
SteveSteele
10-22-2007, 11:10 AM
Hello Bagger Type People!
Happy Monday!! wheeeeeeeeee
It's Fridee on a Mondee. Hello girl. :action-sm
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 11:10 AM
Sleestak foot pictorial reference.
Fucking jimmy!
http://www.orderofmustachio.org/images/staks03_04hl.jpg
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 11:11 AM
what the fuck is wrong with seeing a girl's ass and discussing it on the radio? FM radio lawyers are cocksmuggling faggots
hahahaha....a sleestack foot!
http://www.megomuseum.com/custom/johnschipper/sleestack1.jpg
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 11:12 AM
So, the jew lawyers like to get fucked by the trannies, and then fuck radio hosts?
krunk
10-22-2007, 11:12 AM
CBS had no problem with the egg nog last year....why would they have a problem this year?
ZombieJellyfish
10-22-2007, 11:13 AM
Will someone just seed a torrent of it off btjunkie or somewhere easy and call it a day?
VilleDick
10-22-2007, 11:14 AM
So, the jew lawyers like to get fucked by the trannies, and then fuck radio hosts?
It's a vicious circle Mal
It's a vicious circle jerk Mal
Fixed.
VilleDick
10-22-2007, 11:19 AM
Fixed.
Ewwwww
Friday
10-22-2007, 11:20 AM
hmmm short in stature. they MUST be mexican.
(says the 5'7" mexican)
**rolling eyes at white people**
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 11:23 AM
Condoms make you last longer..
hahahaha, "it's like putting your dick in a dead guy's ass"
that is the most disturbing image ever
krisko
10-22-2007, 11:24 AM
Condoms stink..
fixed
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 11:24 AM
They go home and throw it up their wife's cunt. This way its not wasted..
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 11:24 AM
Wouldn't you call Fez for all things cum-related?
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 11:25 AM
Oh. My. GAAWWD. Could you imagine how horrible burning cum would smell?
fixed
hot
Wouldn't you call Fez for all things cum-related?
hahahahahhaha. You should IF that in...or Jay from Florida should
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 11:25 AM
oooooooo Ronnie B... Nice!
Friday
10-22-2007, 11:26 AM
haha! i love the sweeper!
krunk
10-22-2007, 11:26 AM
ronnie b won't be stumped
Friday
10-22-2007, 11:27 AM
Does this mean E-Rock is actually eating hasidic cum?? hmmmm....
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 11:27 AM
Oh. My. GAAWWD. Could you imagine how horrible burning cum would smell?
hot
hahahahahhaha. You should IF that in...or Jay from Florida should
I IF'd it in. I'm sure it will be ignored, as it should be.
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 11:28 AM
hahahahahahha, they throw jars of old cum at the Arabs :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:
No wonder they fucking hate them
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 11:29 AM
hahahahahahha, they throw jars of old cum at the Arabs :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:
No wonder they fucking hate them
It explains why they cover up the women like they do, though.
krunk
10-22-2007, 11:30 AM
Does this mean E-Rock is actually eating hasidic cum?? hmmmm....
he's not just eating it....he bathes in it
Friday
10-22-2007, 11:31 AM
<~~~~ former fag hag :)
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 11:32 AM
There is an underground bunker in Israel stacked with Mayonnaise jars full of ole Jew cum..
At sundown, the Hasidics explode like vampires. Except instead of a cloud of dust, they leave an explosion of cum.
English Gent
10-22-2007, 11:34 AM
There is an underground bunker in Israel stacked with Mayonnaise jars full of ole Jew cum..
Jism of mass destruction...........
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 11:35 AM
They give it up to once not hug a complete stranger..
krisko
10-22-2007, 11:35 AM
ooh pot talk monday
English Gent
10-22-2007, 11:36 AM
At sundown, the Hasidics explode like vampires. Except instead of a cloud of dust, they leave an explosion of cum.
True. They used archive footage of that for the marshmallow explosion in Ghostbusters.
krisko
10-22-2007, 11:38 AM
oohhh craig christ! love the stephen lynch
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 11:38 AM
<~~~~ former fag hag :)
How'd you get your friend to stop fucking dudes? :action-sm
mikek
10-22-2007, 11:38 AM
<--- Loves the Craig Christ song.
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 11:38 AM
oohhh craig christ! love the stephen lynch
x2...
VilleDick
10-22-2007, 11:39 AM
oohhh craig christ! love the stephen lynch
X2
x2...
X3 "whaa"
mikek
10-22-2007, 11:45 AM
x2...
X2
X3 "whaa"
x2, x3... whatever it takes.
god i'm old
krisko
10-22-2007, 11:47 AM
umm....let me be the 15th person to say this.......hot
"There are better ways to get a kid's attention."
Maybe. But none better.
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 11:51 AM
Doesn't Killing Joke have a song called "Seeing Red"... IDK but they sound familiar.
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 11:51 AM
<~~~~ former fag hag :)
decided getting dick was better than just talking about it? :action-sm
Killing Joke - Seeing Red...love that song
Doesn't Killing Joke have a song called "Seeing Red"... IDK but they sound familiar.
yup...on the same wavelength
Oh no shit...I didn't realize that Metallica covered The Wait. Miss Garage Days Re-Revisited
English Gent
10-22-2007, 11:54 AM
True. They used archive footage of that for the marshmallow explosion in Ghostbusters.
Nuffin', you cunt collective?
Nuffin', you cunt collective?
What do you want? A fuckin' medal, you limey prick?
krisko
10-22-2007, 11:56 AM
Nuffin', you cunt collective?
no.
English Gent
10-22-2007, 11:56 AM
no.
Cuntsicle.
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 11:56 AM
Nuffin', you cunt collective?
You catch more bees with honey, Loki.
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 11:57 AM
man... this shit got derailed real fast.
Killing Joke songs? Who gives a flying fist fuck?
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 11:57 AM
Cuntsicle.
Fucking starving Earl, we got any cuntsicles back there?
moegolden
10-22-2007, 11:57 AM
what's the name of this second song theyre playing? the modern english sounding one?
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 11:57 AM
hey buddays
had to check in on this one
Lie of the Day
"I'm sitting here in a room with a bunch of guys who know music"
opie, you worked for crappy stations, and never searched out music that wasnt played on your stations
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 11:58 AM
Where's Liddy? Someone called them out about music...
Killing Joke definitely had a case with suing Nirvana on the riff...but it's not as close as Queen & Vanilla Ice
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 11:59 AM
hey buddays
had to check in on this one
Lie of the Day
"I'm sitting here in a room with a bunch of guys who know music"
opie, you worked for crappy stations, and never searched out music that wasnt played on your stations
Monday morning Eagles fan, everybody! :action-sm
Iostcause
10-22-2007, 12:00 PM
That song is called Eighties.
Grohl ended up drumming on a Killing Joke album a few years ago, so I'm guessing they're cool now.
Cuntsicle.
I'd like to put my mouth on that and melt it.
Just sayin'. :icon_cool
krunk
10-22-2007, 12:01 PM
well..it's feel good unless you're the kid....nothing's gonna feel good
that's what happens when you have a pet monkey
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 12:01 PM
That song is called Eighties.
Grohl ended up drumming on a Killing Joke album a few years ago, so I'm guessing they're cool now.
Well, that and Kurt sprayed his creative license all over his living room.
krisko
10-22-2007, 12:01 PM
Cuntsicle.
i don't know how many times i have to tell you...i like sugarcunt or no cunt at all
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 12:02 PM
Monday morning Eagles fan, everybody! :action-sm
ugh
It was not a fun walk from the stadium to the car
just a shitty moring game, even when we were winning
Has this dummy ever seen the damage a puppy on a chewing jag can do?
VilleDick
10-22-2007, 12:03 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwww, holy shit. What fuckin' gang cuts off a baby's junk?
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 12:04 PM
Monday morning Eagles fan, everybody! :action-sm
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7770/mushtdle6.jpg
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6870/homohuggz4.jpg
it's actually safe...
:action-sm
krisko
10-22-2007, 12:04 PM
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7770/mushtdle6.jpg
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6870/homohuggz4.jpg:action-sm
one of the two picks i missed yesterday...fuck the bears
Ewwwwwwwwwww, holy shit. What fuckin' gang cuts off a baby's junk?
The T-Birds.
http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/GreasePic1.jpg
VilleDick
10-22-2007, 12:05 PM
The T-Birds.
http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/GreasePic1.jpg
They're bad ass man
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 12:05 PM
He tried to give the baby ups...
LINGERRRR LONGERRR
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 12:06 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwww, holy shit. What fuckin' gang cuts off a baby's junk?
The best gang?
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 12:07 PM
One of the worst stories I have ever heard.
on a side note... It's always been my theory that news people actually get the SMARTEST people in the neighborhood for these "man on the street" interviews.
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 12:08 PM
it's actually safe...[/size]
:action-sm
1:57 left, no timeouts, 97 yards and a terrible offense
ofcourse they score a touchdown with 6 seconds left
VilleDick
10-22-2007, 12:08 PM
It's always been my theory that news people actually get the SMARTEST people in the neighborhood for these "man on the street" interviews.
Has it? :action-sm
VilleDick
10-22-2007, 12:08 PM
1:57 left, no timeouts, 97 yards and a terrbile offense
ofcourse they score a touchdown with 6 seconds left
:piss2 Prevent Defense
Deadbent
10-22-2007, 12:09 PM
The best gang?
:clap:
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 12:09 PM
1:57 left, no timeouts, 97 yards and a terrible offense
ofcourse they score a touchdown with 6 seconds left
They were on a mission from God.
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 12:09 PM
:piss2 Prevent Defense
prevents you from winning
The best gang?
Kool and the Gang?
http://www.kalamu.com/bol/wp-content/content/images/kool%20&%20the%20gang%2002.jpg
SteveSteele
10-22-2007, 12:10 PM
Oh....LOTD. Good I missed a lot today.
VilleDick
10-22-2007, 12:11 PM
Kool and the Gang?
http://www.kalamu.com/bol/wp-content/content/images/kool%20&%20the%20gang%2002.jpg
The gang?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/107/304990777_818d437af4.jpg?v=0
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 12:12 PM
Has it? :action-sm
Yes, since I was born.
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 12:12 PM
i don't know how many times i have to tell you...i like sugarcunt or no cunt at all
but...but popcicles have sugar in them "whaa" "whaa"
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 12:12 PM
For those of you near a TV, they're playing Jimmy's favorite Price is Right game, Cliffhanger.
BTW, I hope they're just isolating Opie left and right today.
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 12:13 PM
you cant say ask but you can say escalade - lol
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 12:13 PM
but...but popcicles have sugar in them "whaa" "whaa"
Yes, but no cunt.
but...but popcicles have sugar in them "whaa" "whaa"
Popsicles have no cunt in them, but you can have a Popsicle in your cunt.
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 12:14 PM
damn....now what until Ron and Fez...:(
SteveSteele
10-22-2007, 12:14 PM
New ending to LOTD. See y'all tomorrow in the listening thread.
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 12:15 PM
I'll see youse guys later at 3 for the replay.
Peace and chicken grease bitches.
krisko
10-22-2007, 12:17 PM
Popsicles have no cunt in them, but you can have a Popsicle in your cunt.
and without a cunt they're useless
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 12:36 PM
and without a cunt they're useless
That makes Popsicles and women equal. :D
WOWmagnet
10-22-2007, 12:38 PM
and without a cunt they're useless
Even then......:action-sm
CaptainWacky
10-22-2007, 12:40 PM
I hate this fucking ostrich story...this al guy is a fucking liar. The Ostrich does not hide its head in the ground it is a myth.
That makes Popsicles and women equal. :D
But when you're done with Popsicles, you can still use the sticks for stuff. And they don't take half your shit.
WooHoo_guy
10-22-2007, 01:48 PM
Heard the XM "infomercial" play a few times today about channels ending in XL creative freedom blocking hubbla hubbla..
Did the boys piss off an ethnic group recently that may be tuning in?
If you had to guess, what would it be..
:icon_roll
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 02:29 PM
But when you're done with Popsicles, you can still use the sticks for stuff. And they don't take half your shit.
And Popsicles don't ask you to to stand there and hold their purse while they are trying some outfit on.
A Popsicle won't ask if the afore mentioned outfit makes their ass look fat.
Even a Popsicle is smart enough to realize that there is NO right answer to that question.
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 03:51 PM
And Popsicles don't ask you to to stand there and hold their purse while they are trying some outfit on.
A Popsicle won't ask if the afore mentioned outfit makes their ass look fat.
Even a Popsicle is smart enough to realize that there is NO right answer to that question.
but unlike a Popsicle, a woman will only stain your sheets once a month..:icon_mrgr
krisko
10-22-2007, 03:56 PM
but unlike a Popsicle, a woman will only stain your sheets once a month..:icon_mrgr
:haha7::haha7:
krunk
10-22-2007, 03:59 PM
hi replayers
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 03:59 PM
ova here now
wtf ronnie is doing unmasked with gallagher?
was out of town all last week, first time I heard that promo
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 04:02 PM
Shock Jocks!.....I hope this hour goes quickly....I'm bored....
krisko
10-22-2007, 04:02 PM
ova here now
wtf ronnie is doing unmasked with gallagher?
was out of town all last week, first time I heard that promo
ya i'm not sure....i thought that was quite odd
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 04:04 PM
but unlike a Popsicle, a woman will only stain your sheets once a month..:icon_mrgr
You let your woman on the bed??? Where does the dog sleep then?
Nice show intro... BTW
LiddyRules
10-22-2007, 04:04 PM
ova here now
wtf ronnie is doing unmasked with gallagher?
was out of town all last week, first time I heard that promo There's going to be a standoff between Gallagher and his mallet behind a watermelon and Ronnie B with his cowbell sidearm ready to strike first.
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 04:07 PM
Opie's AA football team....the Carolina Panthers
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 04:08 PM
Holy Shit! They beat the Dolphins...the 0-7 Dolphins.....And did he just say Eli Manning holds the record?....Please stop talking sports... They kill me when they talk sports....
TheJew
10-22-2007, 04:09 PM
wow thank you opie for confirming your no-nothingness of football...td record is being held by eli manning
nataskaos
10-22-2007, 04:09 PM
Holy Shit! They beat the Dolphins...the 0-7 Dolphins.....And did he just say Eli Manning holds the record?....Please stop talking sports... They kill me when they talk sports....
he did say eli.
jesus.
Oh, and the pats?
who are the undefeated, reigning superbowl champs anyway?
OH YEAH! my colts.
asses.
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 04:11 PM
he did say eli.
jesus.
Oh, and the pats?
who are the undefeated, reigning superbowl champs anyway?
OH YEAH! my colts.
asses.
<---- check my avatar sir...Fellow Colts fan...I understand the Pats are good but they have not played anyone... Nov. 4th can't come fast enough because I really believe the Colts can beat them...
again the A-rod thing another reason I don't like when they talk sports...A-Rod is only one of the reasons they didn't win and a small one... And Matt Holiday one of the best players in the league plays for the Rockies...
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:14 PM
opie how do you not know who matt holliday is?
he has had a sick year and playoffs
he is gonna be the MVP runner up :D
krisko
10-22-2007, 04:15 PM
<---- check my avatar sir...Fellow Colts fan...I understand the Pats are good but they have not played anyone... Nov. 4th can't come fast enough because I really believe the Colts can beat them...
again the A-rod thing another reason I don't like when they talk sports...A-Rod is only one of the reasons they didn't win and a small one... And Matt Holiday one of the best players in the league plays for the Rockies...
i want A-Rod in detroit!!!!!!!! for my own selfish purposes and because he's good...
krisko
10-22-2007, 04:15 PM
i think every detroit team plays detroit rock city before the games
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:18 PM
they played the "streets of philadelphia" before the rockies phillies playoff game bummed everyone out, that is why the phills lost
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 04:21 PM
i think every detroit team plays detroit rock city before the games
Much easier to listen to than The Pittsburgh Steelers Polka
krisko
10-22-2007, 04:24 PM
what the f is taht clip anyways?
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 04:25 PM
what the f is that clip anyways?
Its Tracy Morgan from 30 Rock...But I don't watch the show so I can't tell you exactly what he is doing...
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 04:25 PM
Whizzurdreeeeeee tales?
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/10/dumbledore-is-gay-lolcat.jpg
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 04:26 PM
The clip is from 30 rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNUBJQNVizc
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:29 PM
The clip is from 30 rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNUBJQNVizc
lol that was 2 thursday's ago
that show cracks me up
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:31 PM
alec baldwin character's name is Doneghey (sp)
he made a joke
"my cousin, tim, is fixing NBA games"
a reference to tim doneghey, the nba ref from Delaware County, PA busted for gambling on games
krisko
10-22-2007, 04:31 PM
lol that was 2 thursday's ago
that show cracks me up
i wish network tv would put their shows on demand...i never get a chance to tivo the nbc shows because i'm too busy tivo'ing other shows
and i've never thought about this but why hasn't lisa lampanelli been on the show? hmmmmm
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 04:32 PM
30 rock has grown on me... Even though i can't stand liberal assface Baldwin
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:34 PM
i wish network tv would put their shows on demand...i never get a chance to tivo the nbc shows because i'm too busy tivo'ing other shows
and i've never thought about this but why hasn't lisa lampanelli been on the show? hmmmmm
you can watch every episode on NBC.com
ABC has most of their shows online too
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 04:35 PM
you can watch every episode on NBC.com
ABC has most of their shows online too
as does CBS.... FOX anyone?
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:35 PM
30 rock has grown on me... Even though i can't stand liberal assface Baldwin
ronnie bennington: where are you from? <looks at your sig pic> ohhhhhh :action-sm
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 04:36 PM
Btw...here's Artie at his finest (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=78035)
oh and Ope...Farley >>>>>> Artie
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:37 PM
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3845/artieslobqt8.jpg
krisko
10-22-2007, 04:37 PM
ronnie bennington: where are you from? <looks at your sig pic> ohhhhhh :action-sm
says the guy from delaware :action-sm :action-sm
i know abc has their's but those are the ones i tivo...i've tried watching on nbc.com but it seems there player sucks or my computer sucks...one of the two
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:39 PM
says the guy from delaware :action-sm :action-sm
yes but the joke is about fly over states or the hay seed states, not suburbs of northeast major cities
btw ronnie grew up 5 miles from delaware
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 04:40 PM
Artie Lange: EVOLUTIONS
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h70/deathcabforlenny/ArtieLange.jpg
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee215/bucketobrrstuff/3767348146.jpg
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i204/cactusgerry/BB5.jpg
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/harleybauer/01_3876.jpg
LiddyRules
10-22-2007, 04:40 PM
lol that was 2 thursday's ago
that show cracks me up Funniest show on Network TV. Easily the best on NBC's Thursday line up. I was dying last week when Jack gave the speech about how cookie jars don't relate to his childhood.
krisko
10-22-2007, 04:41 PM
is the pat cooper roast going to be on comedy central?
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:41 PM
[QUOTE=enduser;2165735]Artie Lange: EVOLUTIONS
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h70/deathcabforlenny/ArtieLange.jpg
/QUOTE]
wow not a bad looking guy here
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 04:44 PM
Didn't Artie quit or something?Like gave his notice that he is leaving in a year or so...if he makes it that long that is...
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 04:45 PM
yes but the joke is about fly over states or the hay seed states, not suburbs of northeast major cities
btw ronnie grew up 5 miles from delaware
Just think, 5 miles and Ronnie would be bitterly typing about how shitty the Eagles/Phillies/Sixers/Flyers are and not being nearly as entertaining as he turned out. :action-sm
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:45 PM
opie doenst like robert klein?
omg ronnie is banging his head against the wall right now
who am I kidding, ron doesnt listen
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:46 PM
Just think, 5 miles and Ronnie would be bitterly typing about how shitty the Eagles/Phillies/Sixers/Flyers are and not being nearly as entertaining as he turned out. :action-sm
lol
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 04:47 PM
Regan on Comedy Central's Comic Remix right now.
Edit: And now he's gone. Sorry if you turned over.
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:47 PM
remember pat on the show a year or so ago
he was great
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 04:48 PM
remember pat on the show a year or so ago
he was great
he was on last week guy...:action-sm
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:49 PM
opie - I don't care
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:50 PM
he was on last week guy...:action-sm
oh shit really?
I was in orlando all last week
missed it
what day? should I get the audable.com?
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 04:51 PM
oh shit really?
I was in orlando all last week
missed it
what day? should I get the audable.com?
I heard the replay over the weekend so I am not sure which day but I would guess Wednesday...It was really good he killed like he always does...
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 04:52 PM
oh shit really?
I was in orlando all last week
missed it
what day? should I get the audable.com?
Thursday. BTW, thanks for looking me up when you were in Orlando. Piece of shit. :rolleyes:
krisko
10-22-2007, 04:52 PM
btw ronnie grew up 5 miles from delaware
so?
:action-sm
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 04:52 PM
Who is Gary??? Is he the John Oates looking guy from that boner nosed guy's show?
Chester'sLiver
10-22-2007, 04:53 PM
I'm out guys........................and Krisko. Have nice day...C-YA!
mightymalachi
10-22-2007, 04:53 PM
so?
:action-sm
Some people are proud of where they live. You haven't heard WW giving up on the Blue Rocks, have you?
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:54 PM
Thursday. BTW, thanks for looking me up when you were in Orlando. Piece of shit. :rolleyes:
didnt know please change your avatar, florida is a big state ya know
stated at the Rosen Plaza for a business conference
loads of fun
didnt even get to see mickey
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:55 PM
I'm out guys........................and Krisko. Have nice day...C-YA!
cya chester
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 04:56 PM
Who is Gary??? Is he the John Oates looking guy from that boner nosed guy's show?
yeah, also know as bababoey
they break his balls the way o&a bust on erock
edit: triple posting douche
studio version of detroit rock city?
Natesac
10-22-2007, 04:57 PM
Oh shit... more recalled products from China:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/Natesac/pic02725.jpg
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 04:58 PM
Return from Break and Krisko's song is on.
krisko
10-22-2007, 04:59 PM
Some people are proud of where they live. You haven't heard WW giving up on the Blue Rocks, have you?
i have no idea what this feels like....:arrrh:
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 05:00 PM
Return from Break and Krisko's song is on.
lol
krisko
10-22-2007, 05:01 PM
Return from Break and Krisko's song is on.
ooooh someone tried to dedicate it to me on the R&F rock show but i guess it wasn't good enough :(
krisko
10-22-2007, 05:02 PM
alright i'm out of here!!!! talk to you all tomorrow :)
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 05:03 PM
ooooh someone tried to dedicate it to me on the R&F rock show but i guess it wasn't good enough :(
I bet that dummy kept trying to dedicate either "Chicago Rock City" or "Sweet Home Detroit"
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 05:03 PM
Jaws was gay... Priceless.
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 05:04 PM
alright i'm out of here!!!! talk to you all tomorrow :)
cya
there goes the cuteness
Bunty Lips
10-22-2007, 05:05 PM
Did jaws use wizardry to suck quinn's cock?
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 05:06 PM
hahahahha, this rant is fantastic
Moses swapping out for Noah apparently though....:icon_wink
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 05:07 PM
Equal opportunity on the O&A show... Sometimes Jews, sometimes Muslims, today Christians.
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 05:09 PM
hahahaha...I wanted them to call Earl and ask about the baby dinosaurs on the Ark
Earth2murf
10-22-2007, 05:10 PM
Hoo Hoo work sucked today
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 05:11 PM
oh man...this is one really stupid Prize Pig :haha7: :haha7:
Bunty Lips
10-22-2007, 05:14 PM
I think this lady was lying when she said she was a fan of the show
OhioPest
10-22-2007, 05:14 PM
What a fucking stupid dick dumpster this cow is!!!!
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 05:23 PM
hahahahha, this rant is fantastic
Moses swapping out for Noah apparently though....:icon_wink
germans bomb pearl harbor?
forget it he's on a roll
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 05:27 PM
to quote ronnie - whats wrong with Luxenburg and the south of france
they probably wear flag pins at the IHOP
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 05:29 PM
thats why International house of pancakes goes by IHOP
same with KFC
ant there is a burger king though
Bunty Lips
10-22-2007, 05:32 PM
They should put Jimmy on a horse and figure out a way to let him herd the fatties through the streets.
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 05:35 PM
germans bomb pearl harbor?
forget it he's on a roll
hahaha, so true
Opie: The Fatty Pig Fatty Contest was a contest that we ran that...maybe :icon_confwent too long...
ya think Ope? Ya think?!? That contest went so damned long that Stig only had 10,000 posts
uuuuuuugh, this is the "9/11 conspiracy theorists?" I want them all to die very slow painful deaths
oh dear lord..."Phillip Herhole...friend of Barry McCockinher" wow, they suck
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 05:40 PM
he did not say that you ass
the terrorists were not cowards
insane, yes
and censorship took him off the air you ass caller
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 05:59 PM
Opie: The Fatty Pig Fatty Contest was a contest that we ran that...maybe :icon_confwent too long...
ya think Ope? Ya think?!? That contest went so damned long that Stig only had 10,000 posts
oh that contest was terrible, there was no humor at all
maybe at a virus tour the visual works but not on the radio
Save My Up's Dick
10-22-2007, 06:07 PM
uuuuuuugh, this is the "9/11 conspiracy theorists?" I want them all to die very slow painful deaths
:clap:
They are very closed minded stupid people.
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 06:11 PM
:clap:
They are very closed minded stupid people.
I dont understand the benefit of throwing your country in a recession and killing 3000 people.
Furtherman
10-22-2007, 06:12 PM
uuuuuuugh, this is the "9/11 conspiracy theorists?" I want them all to die very slow painful deaths
Agreed. I HAAAAAAAAAAAATE these morons. I wish they wouldn't even give them air time.
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 06:13 PM
o&a should get of FM just because of these callers
no wackbagger would call with this crap
Wilmington WOW
10-22-2007, 06:19 PM
ant or ronnie would be a good guest on bill mahr
ant could battle bill
ronnie would probably agree with most of bill's views, but would have great points
norton23
10-22-2007, 06:26 PM
I NEVER do this, but can anybody please tell me what the boys said about the sox game and curse?
Jimmy's Dignity
10-22-2007, 06:26 PM
ant or ronnie would be a good guest on bill mahr
ant could battle bill
ronnie would probably agree with most of bill's views, but would have great points
I think Ant would wind up getting talked over...Bill tends to do that on Real Time. As for Ronnie, he does tend to agree with some of Mahr's stances, but he'd definitely show the actual "realist" points of view to most of the topics that get brought up (as opposed to the typical "Republican = EVIL!! :icon_evil" stance that 2/3 of the panel have)
nostrilthump
10-22-2007, 06:28 PM
CBS had no problem with the egg nog last year....why would they have a problem this year?
How about Pat dress up like a giant dick and throw up on a chick in a bikini like some crazy porn money-shot!
Minge
10-22-2007, 08:14 PM
Killing Joke fucking rules.
prozac
10-22-2007, 09:09 PM
I NEVER do this, but can anybody please tell me what the boys said about the sox game and curse?
They touched upon it first thing in the morning and really didnt get into it too much. From what I remembered Op just said that he was always rooting for Boston and really wanted them to win but that was it.
fuckwit
10-22-2007, 09:33 PM
Jay Mohr rules
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