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Three Hole Puncher
10-26-2007, 09:38 AM
C'mon... admit it... which one of you fellas here does the gay exercises?

Pilates, yoga, jazzercise, Sweatin' to the Oldies, Master Po's fagercise dancing routine, etc...

The faggiest exercise I've ever done is the elliptical machine aka the fagcycle. Good exercise, but I feel like a complete fruitcake on that thing.
slackjaw
10-26-2007, 11:20 AM
excercise?
pike
10-26-2007, 11:22 AM
What's faggy about the elliptical machine? I use one. It's a pretty good workout too.. fuck treadmills, they trash your knees plus they're loud and annoying to use in a house. The only upside is watching chicks tits bounce on them.
Mommadeez4u
10-26-2007, 11:56 AM
Pilates will make you cry like a little girl, fatbody.
Simby19
10-26-2007, 05:42 PM
It makes me uncomfortable if I do a pilates class and see a dude in there. I get quite suspicious.
d0uche_n0zzle
10-26-2007, 05:46 PM
It makes me uncomfortable if I do a pilates class and see a dude in there. I get quite suspicious.

Most likely he's a rapist in waiting, stalking his next victim. Or not.
wes mantooth
10-26-2007, 05:54 PM
I'll admit it. I just can't start my day without my kegel exercises. :D
Three Hole Puncher
10-26-2007, 05:55 PM
Pilates will make you cry like a little girl, fatbody.

Sheeit... I do mini-triathalons, and half marathons... a fatbody I am not.

I work out on the road, or in my garage with dumbells and a hunk of old carpet for push-ups.

But you go ahead down to Vanity House Gym in your spandex and feel the burn in your pilates class. Good luck with that.
ShooterMcGavin
10-26-2007, 06:13 PM
Can't leave the house until I've done practicing my Lamaze exercises.
norton23
10-26-2007, 06:13 PM
It makes me uncomfortable if I do a pilates class and see a dude in there. I get quite suspicious.


One "cowboy" at my gym does Zumba, the latin dance exercise. He is such a fucking creep. He wears a cowboy hat to the gym and does the class in tight spandex,,,not only that but he gets so into it that at the breaks he claps his hands all excited and yells, "YEA,,,WOOOO." Very creepy......
d0uche_n0zzle
10-26-2007, 06:15 PM
One "cowboy" at my gym does Zumba, the latin dance exercise. He is such a fucking creep. He wears a cowboy hat to the gym and does the class in tight spandex,,,not only that but he gets so into it that at the breaks he claps his hands all excited and yells, "YEA,,,WOOOO." Very creepy......

Hope someone throws a spin cycle at that mo.
Simby19
10-26-2007, 06:18 PM
One "cowboy" at my gym does Zumba, the latin dance exercise. He is such a fucking creep. He wears a cowboy hat to the gym and does the class in tight spandex,,,not only that but he gets so into it that at the breaks he claps his hands all excited and yells, "YEA,,,WOOOO." Very creepy......

Are you in this Zumba class with him to know all this? What a freak. My guess is he's old.


This is a bit off topic but there's a legitimate Kid Rock impersonator that goes to my gym. Someone told me he actually gets gigs pretending to be Kid Rock. WHHHHY would there be a demand for that??
Three Hole Puncher
10-26-2007, 06:25 PM
Hope someone throws a spin cycle at that mo.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8RO90IG1&show_article=1

NEW YORK (AP) - A Wall Street stock broker has been charged with assault after he became enraged during a cycling class at a posh health club and slammed a fellow member and his bike against a wall, according to a complaint.

:xyxthumbs
WMB
10-26-2007, 06:35 PM
I enjoy Tai Chi. If I had the money for it right now, I'd try yoga.

And fuck all the gay jokes. I'll be happy being the guy who can hold a half squatted awkwardly bent position for an hour while fucking my chick. Yes, that's right, I said chick. Oh, and an hour too.
Three Hole Puncher
10-26-2007, 06:45 PM
I enjoy Tai Chi. If I had the money for it right now, I'd try yoga.

And fuck all the gay jokes. I'll be happy being the guy who can hold a half squatted awkwardly bent position for an hour while fucking my chick. Yes, that's right, I said chick. Oh, and an hour too. Tai Chi? Is that that slow motion game of charades thing?

Is that really exercise? It seems more like stretching or some kind of warm up routine... something to keep the old coots in the nursing home peppy and limber.

Is anyone really getting into shape doing that stuff?

There was group of fat broads that used to do Tai Chi every morning in a park by my house... they did it every morning for years on end... and they were still fat broads.
WMB
10-26-2007, 07:03 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tai_chi_chuan

Just read it.
Three Hole Puncher
10-26-2007, 07:09 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tai_chi_chuan

Just read it.

Yup... slow motion charades.
WMB
10-26-2007, 07:21 PM
Yup... slow motion charades.

:icon_roll

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Simby19
10-26-2007, 07:23 PM
No fighting, boys.
Three Hole Puncher
10-26-2007, 07:28 PM
Yeah... and about how big is the fraction of the people who are doing Tai Chi in order to prepare for some kind of combat? I've seen the loads in the park doing it, and they ain't exactly quick like snake.
WMB
10-26-2007, 07:31 PM
No fighting, boys.

Ok, I dont wanna sleep on the couch tonight.

Yeah... and about how big is the fraction of the people who are doing Tai Chi in order to prepare for some kind of combat? I've seen the loads in the park doing it, and they ain't exactly quick like snake.

True. But then you can say the same about any attempt at exercise fat slobs do. Just trying to make the point that there's a lil more to Tai Chi for those who practice it without a handful of twinkies.
Kris_LTRMa
10-26-2007, 07:55 PM
If done right Tai Chi Chuan is an excellent way to not only lose weight but tone up and relax at the same time. I had dropped about 15 lbs in the 2 months that I was doing it. Then I broke my foot and never went back. Doctor thinks it would be a good idea to start going again to strengthen my lower back muscles and alleviate some of the pressure on the discs which are degenerating down there.
Mommadeez4u
10-26-2007, 08:50 PM
It makes me uncomfortable if I do a pilates class and see a dude in there. I get quite suspicious.

rapists need core body strength too:action-sm
Mommadeez4u
10-26-2007, 08:54 PM
Sheeit... I do mini-triathalons, and half marathons... a fatbody I am not.

I work out on the road, or in my garage with dumbells and a hunk of old carpet for push-ups.

But you go ahead down to Vanity House Gym in your spandex and feel the burn in your pilates class. Good luck with that.

so you're admitting you can't do it punk?

MY PILATES WILL CRUSH YOUR SOUL
Three Hole Puncher
10-27-2007, 08:30 AM
so you're admitting you can't do it punk?

MY PILATES WILL CRUSH YOUR SOUL

Nope, I can't. This sort of "strength" may come in handy for certain types of men...

http://www.pilatespeninsula.com/Images/Dustin.jpg

But it's just not my "thing". I prefer to leave my soul (and my sphincter) uncrushed thank you very much.

But you go get 'em, tiger. Feel the burn.
pike
10-27-2007, 10:48 AM
No fighting, boys.

Hole. :action-sm
Goober
10-29-2007, 10:38 AM
One time when I was doing sit ups, I tried to sit up 'a little further' and suck my own cock. I could not reach, but the attempt made the exercise very gay.:action-sm