Rejected iPod Engravings

[Balogny Tits]

http://www.methodshop.com/games/play/rejectedengraving/

As you may know, you can order an iPod from the Apple Store with a custom, laser-engraved message. However, not everything gets engraved. Apple has been rejecting some messages for editorial reasons.

The following is a collection of engravings that were actually rejected by Apple, and some that probably should have been. Enjoy!

* 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside* ~Anonymous
* Not to be used as a suppository.* ~Umbralkin
* I cost more than three hookers.* ~Umbralkin
* When my battery dies, so will you.* ~Umbralkin
* Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain.* ~Anonymous
* iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible. * ~Jimmy4Kim
* Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters* ~Anonymous
* Cocaine and razor blade not included.* ~Carl
* Lick My Shiny Metal Ass* ~Anonymous
* karma is a bitch* ~Anonymous
* Bad Mother Fucker* (settled with "Bad Mother Fucka) ~Ben
* Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In.* ~wiredgargoyle
* I play with myself.* ~ leonardom
* Steal this? Will self destruct when used.* ~Anonymous
* iMasturbate five times a day* ~rjones
* F uck Osama.* ~Anonymous
* Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time* ~Mike P.
* I cost more per ounce than cocaine.* ~dgcole
* This iPod will self destruct in 1 year.* ~dale
* Practice safe sex... Go FU*K yourself!* ~whocares590
* Controls on reverse side, you STUPID FCUK!* ~Christiaan



THE FOLLOWING WERE NOT REJECTED, BUT STILL VERY CLEVER and/or FUNNY

* "One time at band camp." ~JLOVE
* 49 20 66 75 63 6b 69 6e 67 72 75 6c 65 ~TehSnarf
(translation: I fucking rule in HEX)
* I don't need good taste, I've got selection.~Umbralkin
* Kiss me, I've got Irish music.~Umbralkin
* "To all the Chinese children who made my iPod, Thanks!" ~ Plaid Speed
* George Bush Hates Black People ~Kayne West
* fatti i cazzi tuoi (Mind your own f-ing business) ~gatherings
* I Don't Do Windows ~Anonymous
* Trapped in iPod factory. Please send help ~Pheenix
* Me vs. RIAA: Exhibit A ~ukealii50
* My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon ~commongiga
* Steal At Your Own Risk. Bomb Installed ~Nick A.
* Tom Cruise is a couch humping homo ~Anonymous
* Mic0s0f7 5ux a$$ ~Anonymous
* I may be small and white but at least I've got a big disk! ~Jesse S.
* Don't fsck with me or: $find / -name u | /dev/null
* Scratch your balls, not my metal. ~Anonymous
* Who said Apple sucks? ~Jaeboy
* Save water, drink beer and shower together ~ Jquinn825
* Now you have two little white pocket rockets.
* People will pay more to be entertained than educated. ~DulceDLeche16
* WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set
* 10,000 reasons to ignore my wife
* If only women's buttons were this easy to push.
* This iPod makes up for my small hard disk.
* Once you go small and white... ~Anonymous
* 98% Liberace-free
* Harmful If Swallowed
* Dear [insert name], Thanks for the iPod idea. Steve Jobs ~IFC1
* I'm so trendy look at my white headphones! ~sjs
* Size Does Matter ~Anonymous
* Musically Disturbed ~Joe F.
* Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside ~wiredgargoyle
* Contents Under Pressure from RIAA ~wiredgargoyle
* My other handheld is a PocketPC ~vostinar
* CDs are for amish people! ~mustachioman
* Quarter free jukebox ~mustachioman
* FCUK WINDOWS ~lancew
* Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly. ~tipx
* I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who's the man?
* My iPod can beat up your honor roll student
* Your mamma uses a walkman.
* "Say hello to my little friend" ~iiikora
* FCUK THE SHUFFLE, WTF I Ordered a 60 Gigger! ~dilpreet64



Here's another one that requires a few extra brain cells.

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for(;;i++)d[i]=d[i]%26+65;

If you use the first line, as the input for the second line. It produces the text "This music was all stolen" in plain english. ~asterisk

http://www.methodshop.net/mp3/articles/rejectedengraving/ipod-bushhateblks.jpg

http://www.methodshop.com/games/play/rejectedengraving/ibelong.jpg

http://www.methodshop.net/mp3/articles/rejectedengraving/ipod-tomcruise.jpg

http://www.methodshop.com/games/play/rejectedengraving/ipod-juliaroberts.jpghttp://www.methodshop.com/games/play/rejectedengraving/ipod-bushhateblks3.jpg

[Chino Kapone]

The george bush hates black ipods is the best.

i would just have "Frrrrrrrrunkis" engraved.

[Balogny Tits]

The george bush hates black ipods is the best.

i would just have "Frrrrrrrrunkis" engraved.

But can you get the squiggle over the u printed?

[Chino Kapone]

But can you get the squiggle over the u printed?

Im sure you could get anything done. They have got to be able to put spanish on the back of an ipod since it is our native language.