James Bond vs. Jason Bourne?

[BrianFromIowa]

I just finished watching Casino Royale and I thought Daniel Craig was a great version of 007. As I watched it I got to thinking.......who would win in a fight; James Bond (any version) or Jason Bourne?

Now I am going off of the movie versions of the two.

I personally think Jason Bourne would kick Bond's ass. Why? I'll tell you:

1. Bourne has fucked up guys (or killed them) using an ink pen, a phone book and a towel.
2. He's fucked up in the head.
3. He is alot younger. (in the movie version)
4. He doesn't need a fancy-schmancy car to chase or run from the bad guys. Give him a mini cooper and he'll dominate.
6. He never gets double crossed by hot skanks.
7. He doesn't sleep around.
8. He would never drink a fuckin' martini. Ever.
9. Did I mention the what he can do with a towel?


Who would you guys pick?

** oh, and happy birthday to me**

[YourAmishDaddy]

Bourne.

[d0uche_n0zzle]

Bourne.

And a happy birf to you.

[Philly loser]

This is the kind of stupid thread I love.

Bourne kills Bond.

Bourne is badass.

He would get better competition from Martin Riggs of Lethal Weapon and Jack Bauer, but in my mind, Bourne is the baddest of them all.

Edited to add: Birf!

[Turtle]

Bourne, Bond or Bower?

[Simby19]

Bourne. Yummy.

[MyKneeGrows]

Bourne wins hands down.

Period.

[Chino Kapone]

Bourne, he didnt even have his whole memory back and the ass kicking just came natural to him.

[MJMANDALAY]

B
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[patbattlefield]

Bourne, Bond or Bower?

Jack trumps all. Chinese prison makes him tougher than Bourne.


And it Bauer there, Mr. Turtle.:icon_wink

[martianvirus]

Id pick

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[Max Johnson]

http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/transporter_verdvd.jpg

[Turtle]

Id pick

T
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or

M
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A
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Y
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No contest

[NikkorTheMonk]

Martian would vaporize them both with his little space lazer while saying, "Gak Gak Gak." I for one would like to welcome our new Martian overloard and offer any help to make the whole world domination transition thing smoother.

[Turtle]

Martian would vaporize them both with his little space lazer while saying, "Gak Gak Gak." I for one would like to welcome our new Martian overloard and offer any help to make the whole world domination transition thing smoother.

"whaa"

[DeltaPin]

Bourne

[martianvirus]

"whaa"
Good point
Good point


:icon_lol:

[burky79]

Bourne.

and will we see a poll?

Bourne
Bonds
Bauer...

who ever else

[NikkorTheMonk]

sorry, It was a Kent Brockman, (simpsons) quote that got fouled off into the bleachers.

[TreeFortRichard]

I too have to go with Bourne..Jason Bourne is a killer/cia type...hands on assasin...almost the type of person that bond would be up against...Bond is more refined, gadgety...Bourne = Blue Collar


Heeyy...bourne vs bond movie?

Matt damon as bourne and ben affleck as bond...ooooooh :p

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Bourne, Bond, Bauer, Bueller, Beavis or Black Earl?

[LiddyRules]

I like Bond but have to go with Bourne. Part of the problem with Bond is that he never got to get into the scrapples Bourne does. Even the early Bond films didn't get fight chorography down.

Matt damon as bourne and ben affleck as bond...ooooooh :p Go to hell.

Bourne, Bond, Bauer, Bueller, Beavis or Black Earl? Always bet on Bauer.

[BrianFromIowa]

Jack trumps all. Chinese prison makes him tougher than Bourne.


And it Bauer there, Mr. Turtle.:icon_wink

Jack is a badass, that;s why I didn't include him. I knew everyone on here would most likely pick him.

I am surprised no one picked Bond...I was hoping for some good natured bickering.
I guess I had better try harder next time on this type of thread topic.

[seeinred]

Are we talking weaponless or what? Because I bet MI6 could whip up something to smoke Bourne.

My position is tentatively Bond. But if Jack Bauer were included, it would be him. I want his babies.

[BrianFromIowa]

Are we talking weaponless or what? Because I bet MI6 could whip up something to smoke Bourne.

My position is tentatively Bond. But if Jack Bauer were included, it would be him. I want his babies.

I guess I was thinking if there was a movie......The Bourne Badassness or whatever....anyway, if there was a movie in which M16 sent James Bond to kill Bourne.....that's a good way to think about this.

But if we are talking weaponless.....Bourne would fuckin' own Bond.

[The Sarge]

This thread would be helped with the addition of a POLL.

[Arc Lite]

Bourne all the way.

[burky79]

This thread would be helped with the addition of a POLL.

you're right... and i already asked nicely.
Bourne.

and will we see a poll?

Bourne
Bonds
Bauer...

who ever else
(see post here (http://wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=2181851&postcount=18))

time to use force.
demand a poll.
its for the people damnit!
the poeple didnt elect this thread, it was forced on us!

okay. im done.
[/very douchey rant]

[MJMANDALAY]

Id pick

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T
L
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or

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A
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No
Contest

[Chino Kapone]

I was watching the Bourne Supremecy last night and he kicks one of the other spies ass with a rolled up magazine. The spy has a fucking knife, and Bourne beats his ass like he pissed on the carpet. Bourne is the man!

[BrianFromIowa]

you're right... and i already asked nicely.

(see post here (http://wackbag.com/showpost.php?p=2181851&postcount=18))

time to use force.
demand a poll.
its for the people damnit!
the poeple didnt elect this thread, it was forced on us!

okay. im done.
[/very douchey rant]

I have no idea how to start a poll. Or else I would! You hear me?! I would!!!!!!

(I have never started a thread in which anyone gave a shit about...so give me a break)

[Hudson]

golgo 13!!!!!!

[burky79]

I have no idea how to start a poll. Or else I would! You hear me?! I would!!!!!!

(I have never started a thread in which anyone gave a shit about...so give me a break)

well, at this point you'll have to ask your local friendly MOD for help.

but when you start a thread, it gives you the option at that point.



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golgo 13!!!!!!
really?... c'mon...?!
fine, then i nominate Ralph Snart

[O&APartyRock24]

James Bond vs. Jason Bourne vs. Jack Bauer
Im a hardcore 24 fan had to put that in
but for the original question... Has to be Jason Bourne

[Trucker Pat]

What about Remo Williams?

[DonTheTrucker]

Dirk Pitt pwns them both.

[Voss's Tumor]

I guess I was thinking if there was a movie......The Bourne Badassness or whatever....anyway, if there was a movie in which M16 sent James Bond to kill Bourne.....that's a good way to think about this.

But if we are talking weaponless.....Bourne would fuckin' own Bond.

M16 = Rifle used by the military
MI6 = English Intelligence Agency

[CringeRadioWanted]

Bourne...Complete bad-ass with a side of crazy. Bond is way too controlled...he'd pull back at some point. Bourne can flip the switch and not even know it, and rip someone's throat out.

[burky79]

Bourne...Complete bad-ass with a side of crazy. Bond is way too controlled...he'd pull back at some point. Bourne can flip the switch and not even know it, and rip someone's throat out.
me too!
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[LiddyRules]

Dirk Pitt pwns them both. I saw Sahara and Dirk Pitt is a queer.

[DonTheTrucker]

I saw Sahara and Dirk Pitt is a queer.

That's your problem. That movie was an abomination. Read the damn books, the guy bangs 2 or 3 girls in each one, kills the bad guy in an inventive way(in one of them he rolls the crippled woman bad guy down an elevator shaft, who can't love THAT?) and has better luck than Indiana Jones. He's James Bond, Jason Bourne and Indy all in one.

[LiddyRules]

I knew that would get you going.

[BrianFromIowa]

M16 = Rifle used by the military
MI6 = English Intelligence Agency

I swear to god I always thought it was "M16". Oops, I feel stupid now.