O & A Listening Thread 10/30/07 - Twunt Tuesday

[English Gent]

Mornin', shitdicks!

[martianvirus]

Three word today?

[English Gent]

Three word today?

No, fuck you.

[martianvirus]

Thanks for playing!

[norton23]

no "hummer Tuesdays?" damn I thought that was the greatest

[martianvirus]

time to sleep?

[English Gent]

no "hummer Tuesdays?" damn I thought that was the greatest

No, we decided that the fact that you're a twunt was more important today.

[Shaggz]

blah blah blah

[Xyn]

Three word today?

Do emoticons count?

[martianvirus]

I'm not sure

[Deadbent]

Morning, dick lungs.

Three word game?

This is great.

It doesn't stop.

/set martianvirus ignore.

Ahh, that's better.

I like wackbag

and user options.

[martianvirus]

ignores for queers

[WOWmagnet]

Three word today?

I like it....:clap:

[Deadbent]

But enough palaver.



Let's do it!!!!

[English Gent]

Oh, I almost forgot: check those fuckin' Packers!!! 7-1 after last night!

[Natesac]

Good morning, my little asskittens. :)

[cokelogic]

caja de sus mamás

is your mom's box in spanish.

In Chicago, they're off because WCKG is playing the best moments of Steve Dahl.

[English Gent]

Good morning, my little asskittens. :)

Die of tetanus, asshole. :action-sm

[norton23]

Oh, I almost forgot: check those fuckin' Packers!!! 7-1 after last night!

going to London

[Deadbent]

wckg are who we thought they were.

Sup coke, Nate. You degenerates good today?

[norton23]

Sometime in December

[Melk]

caja de sus mamás

is your mom's box in spanish.

In Chicago, they're off because WCKG is playing the best moments of Steve Dahl.

That's a shame. If only Citadel had the guts (and partial insanity) to pick the boys up and put them on WLS-AM. I would take a flight home just to hear the middle-aged housewives freak out at losing their precious Don Wade and Roma.

[English Gent]

going to London

Oh, and an 82 yard TD from Favre on the very first play of OT. Now, that takes balls...........

[Deadbent]

That's a shame. If only Citadel had the guts (and partial insanity) to pick the boys up and put them on WLS-AM. I would take a flight home just to hear the middle-aged housewives freak out at losing their precious Don Wade and Roma.



:clap::clap:

Some people loff, some people can only wonder.

Howdy Melk.

[Natesac]

*wonders when the last case of tetanus OD was*

[Melk]

:clap::clap:

Some people loff, some people can only wonder.

Howdy Melk.
Howdy Deadbent. Are you taking the piss of the Bears with your avatar?

[English Gent]

*wonders when the last case of tetanus OD was*

Well, this fella seems positively joyous that he's got it:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Lock-jaw_2857.jpg/150px-Lock-jaw_2857.jpg

[Deadbent]

Howdy Deadbent. Are you taking the piss of the Bears with your avatar?

Always loved the favre. ;)

[umo]

Radio stations are desperate for morning drive ratings in Chicago, West Palm Beach and Philly. It's only a matter of time before the bboys are back on in all three cities.

[Awful Me]

hiya sweeties

[cokelogic]

Radio stations are desperate for morning drive ratings in Chicago, West Palm Beach and Philly. It's only a matter of time before the bboys are back on in all three cities.True, but is there some sort of fucking curse? 3 cities in one week!?!

[Deadbent]

Perhaps we'll get even better shows now they've gotta work for it again.

I mean, the boys dropping isn't exactly coincidental.

[madbam]

Mornin fuckos....:

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6633/46d06360664c3mcg6.jpg

[cokelogic]

hiya sweetiesMorning cuddles.

[norton23]

Oh, and an 82 yard TD from Favre on the very first play of OT. Now, that takes balls...........


yea he sure is a young "go getter"

[Awful Me]

They don't say good morning to Baton Rouge, because they took them off here 4 or 5 months ago.

[Melk]

Always loved the favre. ;)
I respect the Favre, but love the Chicago Fire... I mean the other Chicago Football team... the Adult Cubs.

Radio stations are desperate for morning drive ratings in Chicago, Florida and Philly. It's only a matter of time before the bboys are back on in all three cities.
Chicago is really goofy. There hasn't been a "new radio sensation" in Chicago since Mancow. It has literally been 13 years. All the local stations do is take the famous DJs of the previous 30 years and put them back on the air and hope people give a damn. I am sure that Kevin Matthews and Larry Lujack are poised for another come back.

[umo]

I wish Norton would talk more in the first hour. I luv lil Jimmy.

[norton23]

They don't say good morning to Baton Rouge, because they took them off here 4 or 5 months ago.


93.7 is streaming them live in baton rouge

[umo]

Why are program directors dropping OnA all over the gottdam country. This is best show on the radio. WTF?

[Awful Me]

93.7 is streaming them live in baton rouge

I guess they picked them back up. Now if my xm ever breaks, i know where to go.

[norton23]

http://rock937fm.com/

im guessing this is a different station then they have in baton rouge I STINK!

[Deadbent]

Stig, wake up and apologize for bringing aids over.

[Awful Me]

http://rock937fm.com/

im guessing this is a different station then they have in baton rouge I STINK!


Thats in Lafayette about 50 miles away.

I guess not everything in Boston is perfect.

[VilleDick]

Mornin buddays

[cokelogic]

He ate some monkey parts, but not the monkey brains. monkey ass.

[cokelogic]

"I hate AIDS... some faggot fucked a monkey and now I have to use a condom". - Otto and George.

[VilleDick]

And did anyone watch Raw and hear Satnino Morella make an AIDS joke about Philadelphia last night? And might I add there was a nice WOW XM 202 sign right behind the ring, in the camera's view for most of the matches.

[Melk]

Regular radio hates itself.

[cokelogic]

"As soon as they figure out how to put a computer in your car"? it's called an mp3 player.

[norton23]

"As soon as they figure out how to put a computer in your car"? it's called an mp3 player.


:clap: NICE!

[cokelogic]

Just splice in an "S" from Ron Bennington.

[cokelogic]

Delorian Q. Jedi

[cokelogic]

Freedom is just another word for boring caller.

[Melk]

They just read my feedback.

[VilleDick]

Oooooooooh, which market will they lose next?

I smell a betting thread

BET BETBETBETBET BET BETBETBET

[English Gent]

Oooh, Phantom Of the Opera..........

[English Gent]

Um, Jimmy, Tarantino collects all his own music for his films, mate.

[cokelogic]

What if they a call from a guy from Philly, in West Palm Beach about not being on in Chicago?

[AnalLeakage]

TV News Anchors stunt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEoI1qtVFeI

[cokelogic]

They just read my feedback.Was that your's? I thought it was the other listener in Japan. :action-sm

[Deadbent]

What if they a call from a guy from Philly, in West Palm Beach about not being on in Chicago?

Philawarapragueacago.

[mikek]

pretty funny

TV News Anchors stunt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEoI1qtVFeI

[slickvic]

TV News Anchors stunt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEoI1qtVFeI

hahaha the lady who went under the desk was classic hahahaha dang

-vic

[cokelogic]

A stress test is working under Opie.

[Melk]

Does E-Rock have Creutzfeldt-Jakob (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt-Jakob_disease) disease?

Too many hamburgers?

[Mobo]

I've heard of this before. He's got Hellman's-Land'o'lakes disease.

[mascan42]

Erock has too much blood in his mayonnaise vessels.

[prozac]

I rewatch the video to see the blonde scream Oh my God and hide under the desk.

[cokelogic]

I heard the rejoiner music. Is this the Bob Edwards show?

[cokelogic]

If Ant won $1000, he'd enjoy his $500... after he wrote a check to his Ex.

[Melk]

A man had sex with a 92 year-old woman's corpse? Why is he in trouble, did the 92 year-old want to have sex with it first?

[English Gent]

A man had sex with a 92 year-old woman's corpse? Why is he in trouble, did the 92 year-old want to have sex with it first?

http://www.strangedangers.com/images/content/106828.jpg

[Mobo]

I think I've seen that picture a 100 times, and this is the first time I noticed the meat...:puke:

[CougarHunter]

Freedom is just another word for boring caller.

I thought it was nothing left to loose

[English Gent]

Oh, Christ, why won't Marge just douse herself in gasoline and light a fucking match?

[Awful Me]

How come its a dick move for A-rod, but not for Torry to quit at the begining of the world series?

[CougarHunter]

I hope Marge is finally caught with her dog and cat skin coat.

[Stig]

I think I've seen that picture a 100 times, and this is the first time I noticed the meat...:puke:

Oh my god... Is that a hand I see?

Good morning, ya clown shoe wearing bastards.

[prozac]

How come its a dick move for A-rod, but not for Torry to quit at the begining of the world series?

Good point...this Marge is getting bitchy

[Stig]

How come its a dick move for A-rod, but not for Torry to quit at the begining of the world series?

Because management wasn't telling the press that if the team didn't win, he'd be fired.

[CougarHunter]

I heard Ant has a cat named Jack Jack. Any truth to this rumor??

[OhioPest]

morning baggers... JACK JACK!!!

[Mobo]

Anyone know if that's Marge in my avatar? I got the picture from their web site.

edit: obviously, I mean the one on the left.

[Stig]

Marge has finally reached the final stages of O&A caller delusion. She has no idea that her presence is a total goof, and thinks she can make demands predicated on the threat that if she doesn't get what she wants, she won't continue to babble on and bore us.

[CougarHunter]

lol murder center

[English Gent]

I heard Ant has a cat named Jack Jack. Any truth to this rumor??

I heard that Jack Jack was a gift from Steve From Bayshore, though this may be scurilous rumourmongering.

[Mobo]

Marge has finally reached the final stages of O&A caller delusion. She has no idea that her presence is a total goof, and thinks she can make demands predicated on the threat that if she doesn't get what she wants, she won't continue to babble on and bore us.

Hmmmmm.....
Twitchels
Lady Di
R Lee Ermey

yeah, I think you're onto something.

[Mobo]

Please stop using Opie's real name! He's a fragile li'l boy!

[OhioPest]

This is the funniest this whole bit has been in a long while.
Fucking tears in my eyes goddammit!!!

[cokelogic]

Any pictures of Marge?

[Melk]

I only donate money to "kill shelters" that kill their kittens and puppies with party hats on.

[Stig]

Any pictures of Marge?

Perhaps this call is ripe for some animation? Maybe showing Marge on the phone, smoking crack and feeding cute li'l animals into a meat grinder while she talks to the bbbboys?

[Mobo]

Marge Stein
Public Relation Director
(516) 883-7900 Extension 254
North Shore Animal League America

[Stig]

Marge Stein
Public Relation Director
(516) 883-7900 Extension 254
North Shore Animal League America

Serious questions only.

[VilleDick]

Holy slowest listening thread ever

[krisko]

good morning fuckfaces :)

it's free taco tuesday and i was hoping that the thread title would reflect that but since loki is cunty and not in this country i suppose i'll pardon him...but he's still a cunt

[OhioPest]

Any pictures of Marge?

No pic of Marge but I think lil' jimmy should sue for some sort of infringement.

http://i24.tinypic.com/2yvwhsz.jpg

[Stig]

good morning fuckfaces :)

it's free taco tuesday and i was hoping that the thread title would reflect that but since loki is cunty and not in this country i suppose i'll pardon him...but he's still a cunt

Oooo! Good morning, Miss! :action-sm

[Mobo]

good morning fuckfaces :)

it's free taco tuesday and i was hoping that the thread title would reflect that but since loki is cunty and not in this country i suppose i'll pardon him...but he's still a cunt

......3......2......1......and.....joke.

[English Gent]

good morning fuckfaces :)

it's free taco tuesday and i was hoping that the thread title would reflect that but since loki is cunty and not in this country i suppose i'll pardon him...but he's still a cunt

Shut your fucking piehole, you syphilitic twuntbap.

[krisko]

......3......2......1......and.....joke.

hi..i'm tired today. you'll have to forgive my blatantly setting everyone up for a silly cunt joke

[krisko]

Shut your fucking piehole, you syphilitic twuntbap.

is that what that itching is? :huh:

[DiscountHarry]

Morning Baggers.

Does this mean West Palm and Chicago are on the fucko list or since the bu-bu-boys knew they were getting removed from the air, they get a pass?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Morning shit dicks!!! :action-sm

[VilleDick]

good morning fuckfaces :)

it's free taco tuesday and i was hoping that the thread title would reflect that but since loki is cunty and not in this country i suppose i'll pardon him...but he's still a cunt

Hiya Krisko

Might I add that Guitar Hero III totally f'n rules

[prozac]

Reading about the Craiglist murder....

[English Gent]

Love the Erock sweeper! These guys are fast!

[VilleDick]

Morning shit dicks!!! :action-sm

Hiya budday, we should've bet avatars this weekend :action-sm

I'd love to see Hoffman with a Brutus avatar this week

[Mobo]

Is it really a talent to make a 45 second sounder?

[Stig]

hi..i'm tired today. you'll have to forgive my blatantly setting everyone up for a silly cunt joke

That's what happens when you're on Wackbag at nearly 2 AM.:haha7:

[Dr. Hoffman]

Hiya budday, we should've bet avatars this weekend :action-sm

I'd love to see Hoffman with a Brutus avatar this week

Couldn't you have at least given me one out of two?

[Mobo]

Hiya Krisko

Might I add that Guitar Hero III totally f'n rules

tried it online, yet?

[Stig]

Is it really a talent to make a 45 second sounder?

Where's yours? :icon_cool

[stillbornstew]

AFTERNOON BAGGERS!!!!!!! :action-sm

[English Gent]

Reading about the Craiglist murder....

Darwinism at its finest, if you ask me.

[krisko]

Hiya Krisko

Might I add that Guitar Hero III totally f'n rules

yes it does, i beat that shitdick tom morello when he tried battling me. he should've known better. i didn't have that much time to play it but i do totally rule

[VilleDick]

tried it online, yet?

Nope, not hooked up to the ole network with my old ass PS2

[krisko]

That's what happens when you're on Wackbag at nearly 2 AM.:haha7:

i wasn't even home yet at 2am :icon_mrgr

[CaptainWacky]

Ok we get it erock is a lump.

[Stig]

Reading about the Craiglist murder....

So those "Victim seeking Murderer" ads really work?

[Mobo]

yes it does, i beat that shitdick tom morello when he tried battling me. he should've known better. i didn't have that much time to play it but i do totally rule

I know that you do....you dig it the most.

Nope, not hooked up to the ole network with my old ass PS2

Ooof....bummer.

I may be one of the biggest dummies on the planet. I was an Anxious Andy and picket my copy up at Wal-Mart because they were open early on Sundee. Come to find out, they're the only retailer not selling the package with the wireless guitar.....DAMMIT!:mad4::mad4::mad4::arrrh::arrrh:

[GoCamels]

Morning everybodeee...Halloween Costume idea...

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/10/vickblackface.jpg

[Stig]

When does Guitar Hero finally come out for PS3?

[Awful Me]

good morning fuckfaces :)

it's free taco tuesday and i was hoping that the thread title would reflect that but since loki is cunty and not in this country i suppose i'll pardon him...but he's still a cunt

I am here about the free taco.

[Mobo]

When does Guitar Hero finally come out for PS3?

last sunday.

[Mobo]

Homosexual necrophillia? Now, that's a tight asshole.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Homosexual necrophyllia? Gay or hot?

[Stig]

Homosexual necrophyllia? Gay or hot?

Both, Hoffman. Both.


No homo.

[English Gent]

Jesus Christ. Talk about uptight. I mean, who hasn't committed homosexual necrophilia on a corpse? Who here can, hand on heart, swear that they've never taken a male corpse up the shitter?

[Mobo]

Homosexual necrophyllia? Gay or hot?

YES!!!!!!

[CougarHunter]

Jesus Christ. Talk about uptight. I mean, who hasn't committed homosexual necrophilia on a corpse? Who here can, hand on heart, swear that they've never taken a male corpse up the shitter?

:action-sm

[Redding]

hiya buddays

[Mobo]

Jesus Christ. Talk about uptight. I mean, who hasn't committed homosexual necrophilia on a corpse? Who here can, hand on heart, swear that they've never taken a male corpse up the shitter?

I only commit necrophillia with living people.

[krisko]

I am here about the free taco.

this is wackbag, not taco bell. royce clayton couldn't be happier.

[Ruckus87]

Is it still gay if you are picturing a female corpse when you fuck it?

[Stig]

What's harder? Getting someone to help you dig up a cheerleader, or getting someone to help you move?
I say the latter.

[krisko]

I only commit necrophillia with living people.

:haha7: loki is a redundant ass :haha7:


:tacos:

[Stig]

:haha7: loki is a redundant ass :haha7:


:tacos:

That's why I'm afraid we're going to have to lay him off. Sorry, Loki. If business picks up, we'll be happy to consider you for re-hire.

[Dr. Hoffman]

That's why I'm afraid we're going to have to lay him off. Sorry, Loki. If business picks up, we'll be happy to consider you for re-hire.

I say get rid of Loki's ass. I mean really, what does he bring to this place?

[Awful Me]

this is wackbag, not taco bell. royce clayton couldn't be happier.

Sorry i was confused by all the mexicans

[VilleDick]

I say get rid of Loki's ass. I mean really, what does he bring to this place?

A smarmy British accent and goofy avatars

[English Gent]

:haha7: loki is a redundant ass :haha7:


:tacos:

Nope. A 'corpse' refers specifically to a dead human body, whereas necrophilia can be committed on dead animal bodies, as well.

[English Gent]

I say get rid of Loki's ass. I mean really, what does he bring to this place?

Class.

[meanmarv]

Morning all

[Stig]

Class.

Special Education class.

[Stig]

My mom worked for a funeral home for a while as a receptionist/secretary. She put makeup on the corpses sometimes. She had no problem with it.
Corpses give me the fuckin' creeps. I hate wakes.

[krisko]

you'd have to be a creep to put makeup on dead people all day (awkward segue beacuse stig is silly) ;)

[English Gent]

My mom worked for a funeral home for a while as a receptionist/secretary. She put makeup on the corpses sometimes. She had no problem with it.
Corpses give me the fuckin' creeps. I hate wakes.

No one gives a shit, sir. :action-sm

[Mobo]

Nope. A 'corpse' refers specifically to a dead human body, whereas necrophilia can be committed on dead animal bodies, as well.

I say he stays. He knows everything about necrophillia!

[Dr. Hoffman]

My mom worked for a funeral home for a while as a receptionist/secretary. She put moves on the corpses sometimes. She had no problem with it.
Corpses give me the fuckin' creeps. I hate wakes.

Hey, if she was ok with it...

[Mobo]

This bit rules! And by rules, I mean sucks.

[Stig]

No one gives a shit, sir. :action-sm

I thought you had already been escorted out with your sad little box stolen office supplies and pictures of family members who secretly hate you. :action-sm

[mascan42]

Everybody's smiling . . . except the people listening to this jackass.

[krisko]

what is a dance hit?

[Stig]

you'd have to be a creep to put makeup on dead people all day (awkward segue beacuse stig is silly) ;)

Even more awkward when I bring you home to meet the parents. :icon_roll

[Stig]

what is a dance hit?

That's music for teenage girls and homosexuals.

[VilleDick]

So, since this thread is dead, how about Lee Corso picking the winner for once?

Bashing Penn State never gets old :action-sm

[CM Mark]

Even more awkward when I bring you home to meet the parents. :icon_roll

You are old enough to be her great grandfather. Wouldn't dating her be very awkward to begin with?



Oh, and good morning douchebags!

[Dr. Hoffman]

So, since this thread is dead, how about Lee Corso picking the winner for once?

Bashing Penn State never gets old :action-sm

Hate you.

[Chester'sLiver]

I have this remote they are talking about...It is pretty good.

[krisko]

Hate you.

hmm...what to do with my winnings? :D

[Dr. Hoffman]

I have this remote they are talking about...It is pretty good.

Is this the Logitech Harmony?

[Dr. Hoffman]

hmm...what to do with my winnings? :D

Blow me.





























































Pretty pleeeeeaaaaase.

[Chester'sLiver]

Is this the Logitech Harmony?

yeah the 830 I believe....

[Stig]

I have this remote they are talking about...It is pretty good.

I saw it at Sams Club. I want one.

[Dr. Hoffman]

yeah the 830 I believe....

I want one.

[Stig]

You are old enough to be her great grandfather. Wouldn't dating her be very awkward to begin with?



Oh, and good morning douchebags!

Not until she insists on listening to Dance Hits.

[DiscountHarry]

Is this the Logitech Harmony?

Yes, I bought it after hearing the boys talk about it and must agree with Danny and Ant, the remote rules.

[SteveSteele]

Morning baggers. In for the XM portion. Just in time for EoG.

[Friday]

oooh love the EOG

morning, sillies

[Chester'sLiver]

I saw it at Sams Club. I want one.

I want one.

I got mine on Amazon on sale for like 90 bucks. It is better then having the 3 remotes I had before lying around....It controls my XBOX 360 too, which is cool because I have the HD-DVD drive...:icon_mrgr

[Stig]

I got mine on Amazon on sale for like 90 bucks. It is better then having the 3 remotes I had before lying around....It controls my XBOX 360 too, which is cool because I have the HD-DVD drive...:icon_mrgr

Will it work with the PS3 and Motorola cable boxes?

[English Gent]

I work at Sams Club. I cannot afford one.

Fixed.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Morning Twunts :action-sm


Sweet Basil T's? Go there and ask for Chef Steve...he makes good food

Congress approved the merger? Cue PatBattleMode in 3....2.....1.....

[Chester'sLiver]

Will it work with the PS3 and Motorola cable boxes?

I believe yes on the cable box yes but not on the PS3 as of right now, becuase I tried to set it up. The have updates though so I hope they update it to soon.

[VilleDick]

Fuck the merger

[Mobo]

Morning Twunts :action-sm


Sweet Basil T's? Go there and ask for Chef Steve...he makes good food

Congress approved the merger? Cue PatBattleMode in 3....2.....1.....

I thought he was the chef at Sweet Flamin' Tee's.

[mikek]

Fuck the merger

Whoa boy. This'll be interesting.

[VilleDick]

Also, I believe the Big 10 and Pac 10 have to approve it as well

Wakka wakka

[Jerseyshorekev]

Morning boys n girls

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I thought he was the chef at Sweet Flamin' Tee's.

haha...no this is a different Chef Steve.

[vinman3]

Morning Baggers.

Just say no to the merger.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I got mine on Amazon on sale for like 90 bucks. It is better then having the 3 remotes I had before lying around....It controls my XBOX 360 too, which is cool because I have the HD-DVD drive...:icon_mrgr

Really!?!?!?! Those things are like $300.00 retail. I may have to look into that.

[Mobo]

The merger frightens me....I don't wanna lose the boys....[Han Solo] I got a bad feeling about this.....[/Han Solo]

[Stig]

Fixed.

Balls to you, my Brit-Cunt friend. I am a fancy man, and I would go so far as to say that I could buy as many as TWO of these items if I so choose!

[VilleDick]

Opie wants an N? :icon_eek::icon_eek:

[SteveSteele]

I don't want a merger. I don't want to buy a new radio yet.

[Jerseyshorekev]

Sounds like a pest at work.

[Chester'sLiver]

Really!?!?!?! Those things are like $300.00 retail. I may have to look into that.

its 150 right now

http://www.amazon.com/Logitech-Harmony-Advanced-Universal-Control/dp/B00093IIRA/ref=pd_bbs_1/105-2424896-8118032?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1193751005&sr=8-1

[Jimmy's Dignity]

wha' happened on the FM side? I didn't hear it....oh, more "Oriental" getting dumped?

[mikek]

wha' happened on the FM side? I didn't hear it....oh, more "Oriental" getting dumped?

x2. I just missed it.

[GoCamels]

The ACC wants in as well on the merger, but it's just to make football even worse, and waterdown the basketball.

[English Gent]

Funny would have been David Copperfield bursting onto the set and r@ping the newsanchor over the desk whilst simultaneously doing a card trick.

[English Gent]

Anyone have a link to the Danny Bonaduce photograph?


No homo.

[DiscountHarry]

The oldest chick I would bang at the moment is Sela Ward.

[English Gent]

The oldest chick I'd bang at the moment is Dakota Fanning.

[GoCamels]

MiMi Rogers

[Stig]

Funny would have been David Copperfield bursting onto the set and r@ping the newsanchor over the desk whilst simultaneously doing a card trick.

[copperfield] "PICK...A...CARD...CUNT!!!!"

[Stig]

its 150 right now

http://www.amazon.com/Logitech-Harmony-Advanced-Universal-Control/dp/B00093IIRA/ref=pd_bbs_1/105-2424896-8118032?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1193751005&sr=8-1

I think it's about $90 at Sam's Club or any of the other warehouse places.

[mikek]

Anyone have a link to the Danny Bonaduce photograph?


No homo.

http://perezhilton.com/?p=7844#more-7844

Thumb dick, but the mofo's in pretty good shape.


No homo.

[English Gent]

Joan Collins is still fuckable.

[Stig]

Old woman I'd bang: Goldie Hawn.
But first, I'd pistol-whip Kurt Russell and make him watch.

[mikek]

I think it's about $90 at Sam's Club or any of the other warehouse places.

I have one of those Logitech's. They're pretty sweet.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Than: She's either 56 or 66 there's some dispute
Ant: Who the hell is she, Gregg "Opie" Hughes?

hahahahahhahahahha

[OhioPest]

I dunno... me thinks the oldest i would go would be Teri hatcher.....

maybe linda carter if she was wearing the Wonder Wman Costume

[Jerseyshorekev]

Christie Brinkley

[Redding]

i would fuck angela lansbury while she recites lines from the mancurian candidate

[Stig]

I dunno... me thinks the oldest i would go would be Teri hatcher.....

maybe linda carter if she was wearing the Wonder Wman Costume

Watch Bones tonight. She's in a Wonder Woman costume for some reason. And she looks good in it :icon_mrgr

[SteveSteele]

What about Gidget? She's not looking to bad in that osteoporosis medicine commercials.

[Dr. Hoffman]

MiMi Rogers

I would titty fuck the crap out of those pillows. I've gotta throw in Jane Seymour as an older chick I'd bang.

[mikek]

Lindsay Wagner
http://www.daughters-sisters.org/8_interviews/images/lindsay1.gif

[Jerseyshorekev]

And then there's Maude!

[English Gent]

How about 'All The Way' Mae?

[Chester'sLiver]

Jaclyn Smith is 60+

[mikek]

Definitely Bo Derek.
http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/14159.JPG

[English Gent]

Helen Mirren

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/redcarpet/globesshow/bwhair/helen_mirren300.jpg

[Stig]

What about Gidget? She's not looking to bad in that osteoporosis medicine commercials.

Sally Field?

[Jerseyshorekev]

Come on no takers for Maude?

[OhioPest]

Watch Bones tonight. She's in a Wonder Woman costume for some reason. And she looks good in it :icon_mrgr

Wha wha whaaattt!?!?!

[Stig]

Helen Mirren



You'd do Dame Edna.
http://www.sixandout.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/dame-edna2.jpg

[mightymalachi]

Estelle Getty

[mikek]

Teri Garr has Parkinson's, so she's understandably in bad shape. But she was a cutie back in the day.

[Mobo]

I've always thought Joan Allen was kinda sexy.....

http://www.espritlibre.ws/celebrities/photos/1221449/thumb/joanallen.jpg

[GoCamels]

Mimi wins hand's down...

http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM3410-MimiRogers@TheDoorInTheFloor.jpg

[mightymalachi]

Old woman I'd bang: Goldie Hawn.
But first, I'd pistol-whip Kurt Russell and make him watch.

Careful, Stig. He's a bouncer.

[English Gent]

I've always thought Joan Allen was kinda sexy.....

http://www.espritlibre.ws/celebrities/photos/1221449/thumb/joanallen.jpg

Yep, I would. Til' the arms fell off..........

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahah...Pad Data, instead of talking about "Women 60+ you'd fuck" it just says....

HACK DJs

[Chester'sLiver]

Ralph Macchio was 27 playing the 18 year old Karate kid..

[mightymalachi]

Gabrielle Carteris and the rest of the cast of Beverly Hills 90210.

[krisko]

eh...i wouldn't fuck any woman over...35. men stay much more intact with age than women do it seems.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Morning Bawdeez

One really attractive older woman is Sela Ward 51 years old

BIG PICTURE
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/1135/sela_ward33.jpg

http://michaelmanning.tv/blog/uploaded_images/2gallery1-791005.jpg

[Jerseyshorekev]

Any Mimi Rogers pics?

[SteveSteele]

Sally Field?

Yep. That's her. I knew someone as old as you would remember her name.

[mightymalachi]

If we're going Olympians, I call dibs on Mary Lou Retton.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

haha, I'd hate-fuck Lorainne Bracco just to make her pay for her role as Dr. Melfi

[mikek]

How about this hottie?
http://www.radiosanthony.com/images/roastpix/P1010048.JPG

[OhioPest]

http://www.usedwigs.com/old-school-too-old-to-play-teens/

[mightymalachi]

Would Opie still fuck Florida?

Linger longerrrrrrrrrrr.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Even as an old woman...just before dying Audrey Hepburn was still holding up cute.

http://www.alexwaterhousehayward.com/blog/uploaded_images/Audrey%20Hepburn-716378.jpg

[mikek]

Morning Bawdeez

One really attractive older woman is Sela Ward 51 years old

BIG PICTURE
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/1135/sela_ward33.jpg


:clap:

[Mobo]

haha, I'd hate-fuck Lorainne Bracco just to make her pay for her role as Dr. Melfi

I'd fuck her to Journey, and right before I came, I would just stand up and leave.

[Jerseyshorekev]

I don't fuck chicks with Napolenen dynamite boots on.

How about this hottie?
http://www.radiosanthony.com/images/roastpix/P1010048.JPG

[Stig]

Morning Bawdeez

One really attractive older woman is Sela Ward 51 years old

BIG PICTURE
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/1135/sela_ward33.jpg

http://michaelmanning.tv/blog/uploaded_images/2gallery1-791005.jpg

She is still very hot.

[SteveSteele]

eh...i wouldn't fuck any woman over...35. men stay much more intact with age than women do it seems.

I know a woman that is 44 that is in better shape than some twenty somethings I know.

The thought of Krisko fucking another woman is just hot.

[Awful Me]

I saw Belly of the Beast. I still have nightmares.

[Mobo]

Moley Asshole! New Wackbag name?

ps....I miss Iman...He was the bessssst.

[CougarHunter]

How about this hottie?
http://www.radiosanthony.com/images/roastpix/P1010048.JPG

Only if she gives up the brown eye too.

[Stig]

Would Opie still fuck Florida?

Linger longerrrrrrrrrrr.

Not West Palm...

[mightymalachi]

Moley Asshole! New Wackbag name?

ps....I miss Iman...He was the bessssst.

Stig's working on it.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Would Opie still fuck Florida?

Linger longerrrrrrrrrrr.

nah, he'd just jerk off to her.....


500lb children? Where's that guy from FBA?

[Stig]

Moley Asshole! New Wackbag name?

ps....I miss Iman...He was the bessssst.

I'm considering selling him. :icon_cool

[mightymalachi]

Not West Palm...

I thought West Palm was still in the mix...

[Mobo]

Please oh please oh please, get Louis CK on the phone for the Bill Donahue interview.

[Mobo]

I'm considering selling him. :icon_cool

I've got some extra pocket change.....how are his teeth?

[Deftera]

"..you're a moley asshole"

jimmy is killing.

[Dr. Hoffman]

If we're going Olympians, I call dibs on Mary Lou Retton.

Nadia Comaneci is holding up quite well.

http://images.honewatson.com/images/25/nadia-comaneci.jpg

[krisko]

I've got some extra pocket change.....how are his teeth?

http://www.turners-retreat.co.uk/acatalog/PRJ-BellFinished.jpg

:haha7::haha7: oh remobo...

[mightymalachi]

nah, he'd just jerk off to her.....


500lb children? Where's that guy from FBA?

Which one?


ZING!!

[SteveSteele]

I can tell you what Shep said...

While referencing the Brittany picture with her trying to seduce a priest in a confessional booth he said, "Didn't she learn anything from Opie and Anthony?"

[Jimmy's Dignity]

Nadia Comaneci is holding up quite well.

http://images.honewatson.com/images/25/nadia-comaneci.jpg

huh...so that's what happens to gymnasts once they stop repressing puberty :huh:

[Dr. Hoffman]

Oh boy...Bill Donoue.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Both Ron Bennington and Louie C.K. Haaaaaate this guy.

[Mobo]

http://www.turners-retreat.co.uk/acatalog/PRJ-BellFinished.jpg

:haha7::haha7: oh remobo...

Thanks for the new sig....I like that one much better.....I even added another laughy face.

[Stig]

I've got some extra pocket change.....how are his teeth?

Like a fuckin' lighthouse in the dark.

[English Gent]

I'm considering selling him. :icon_cool

Yeah, where did Iman go? He's not made a recent appearance around these parts.

[Bunty Lips]

Please oh please oh please, get Louis CK on the phone for the Bill Donahue interview.

You blockhead :clap:

[Chester'sLiver]

Are the priests more upset at what she is wearing or that she isn't a 8 year old boy?



edit: FUCK, I'm tired today and screwed up the writing that into IF..hate when I do that..

[CaptainWacky]

Well rabbis are not molesting children.......as much.

[mightymalachi]

Yeah, where did Iman go? He's not made a recent appearance around these parts.

The man is keeping him down. Plus, it's the end of the month, so he's due for a check.

[English Gent]

Jesus, Bill Donahue is picking on an author of childrens' fantasy books now?

[CaptainWacky]

Both Ron Bennington and Louie C.K. Haaaaaate this guy.

Hmm you would think o&a would have held the grudge a little longer.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Here's one popular Halloween Priest costume that Bill's talking about.

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3931/ballsyhalloweencostumeub0.jpg

[mightymalachi]

Well rabbis are not molesting children.......as much.

Who can blame them? Nobody wants an unclipped dick in their mouth.

[Stig]

Yeah, where did Iman go? He's not made a recent appearance around these parts.

I've banned him from using the computer. He keeps trying to steal it.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

The cross as a sex toy??

http://www.eros-la.com/articles/2005-04-26/divineint0426/divineint0426-01.jpg

Jackhammer Jesus rules

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I've banned him from using the computer. He keeps trying to steal it.

what about the fucker Monkey House?:action-sm

[CaptainWacky]

HOOOOLLLLY Shittttt....did the speaker for catholic church accuse other people of bigotry? The same people who killed thousands of muslems and took a neutral stance during the holocaust.

[CougarHunter]

Here's one popular Halloween Priest costume that Bill's talking about.

http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3931/ballsyhalloweencostumeub0.jpg

I absolutely MUST have that!

[SteveSteele]

Who can blame them? Nobody wants an unclipped dick in their mouth.

Pardon me sir, but Jews are clipped. It's part of their covenant with god.

[Deftera]

http://wackbag.com/member.php?u=45391

Who wants it?

[VilleDick]

Bill Donahue is irrelevant

[mikek]

If we're going Olympians, I call dibs on Mary Lou Retton.


http://www.mum.org/mlretton.jpg

[mightymalachi]

what about the fucker Monkey House?:action-sm

Where do you think Iman stays when he's not on the 'Bag?

[VilleDick]

Where do you think Iman stays when he's not on the 'Bag?

Iman?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/640000/images/_641674_iman150.jpg

[mikek]

Time for Jimmy's 'zzzzzzzzz' bit.

[mightymalachi]

Pardon me sir, but Jews are clipped. It's part of their covenant with god.

Not at the age the rabbis like, they aren't.

http://www.mum.org/mlretton.jpg

I rest my case.

[Mobo]

This is all well and good....but I wanna know why he said those things about Luck Louie.

[Awful Me]

Time for Jimmy's 'zzzzzzzzz' bit.

I started that bit 20 seconds into this call.

[mightymalachi]

Time for Jimmy's 'zzzzzzzzz' bit.

I thought that was Anthony's bit.




Linger longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrr

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Only Blind people on Chirstmas feel presents.

[CaptainWacky]

Time for Jimmy's 'zzzzzzzzz' bit.

Am I the only one that cringes when they laugh at his stupid fucking jokes....."kosher hot dogs......get it get it?"

[Mobo]

Am I the only one that cringes when they laugh at his stupid fucking jokes....."kosher hot dogs......get it get it?"

No......this guy is a fucking douchebag. He's a self-appointed, judgemental prick. No wonder he's saddled up with the Catholic church.

[mightymalachi]

How do you embrace lepers? Just pick up the arms and wrap them around you.

[CaptainWacky]

How funny would it be if this ass was on dateline.

[Mobo]

How do you embrace lepers? Just pick up the arms and wrap them around you.

Or just give 'em a little smooch.

http://www.erbzine.com/mag10/leper1h2.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/Thread%20Pics/boring.jpg

[krisko]

Where do you think Iman stays when he's not on the 'Bag?

:haha7::haha7:

what is bill donahue mad about now?

[Mobo]

Sure Jesus had a sense of humor....Don't you remember the "I can see your house from here" parable?

[SteveSteele]

How funny would it be if this ass was on dateline.

Only if Chris Hansen did one of their sting operations at a church.

[mightymalachi]

Of course Jesus had a sense of humor. He used to give sermons on Fridays in front of a brick wall.

[CaptainWacky]

Jesus was the original shock jock....walk on water, water to wine, and wip'em out Wednesday.

[mikek]

Jesus with his mom:
http://www.tmyers.com/magic/squirtrose2.gif

[Mobo]

:haha7::haha7:

what is bill donahue mad about now?

gays...what else. Oh, and I think he caught someone giving oral to a statue of Martin Luther King Jr.

LINGER LONGER!!!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I not only grew up Catholic but I'm a certified Sacraments Teacher/Director and started over 20 years ago since I was 16 (1986).

I've learned some really fucked up shit about Mother Teresa...some of it was even mentioned on Penn & Tellers Bullshit.

Bill is full of it.

[OxBabygirlxO]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/Thread%20Pics/boring.jpg

what a pretty pic :)

good morning everyone!

[Jimmy's Dignity]

damn...Opie shoulda hung up on him right when he started to answer the "Who do you want to be President" question

[Chester'sLiver]

what a pretty pic :)

good morning everyone!

I have other pretty pics if you want some..:icon_mrgr

[SteveSteele]

good morning everyone!

Morning Babygirl :action-sm

[Mobo]

I turn to George Carlin in times of doubt.

Catholics are against abortion. Who has less abortions than gay people? You would think they could work together.

[mightymalachi]

I not only grew up Catholic but I'm a certified Sacraments Teacher/Director and started over 20 years ago since I was 16 (1986).

I've learned some really fucked up shit about Mother Teresa...some of it was even mentioned on Penn & Tellers Bullshit.

Bill is full of it.

Yes, but have you come to terms with being touched as a 16 year old?

[Dr. Hoffman]

what a pretty pic :)

good morning everyone!

Ooooo!!! Look who's here!

[Mobo]

So John Edwards and Anheiser Bush are going to bring about the end to Christianity?

[Chester'sLiver]

Ooooo!!! Look who's here!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/RyanRoss0316/Thread%20Pics/comicgirl2.jpg

[CaptainWacky]

Look at bill, trying to fit in.....I hope he dies.

[Mobo]

Is Bill going to go see "Bong Hits for Jesus"?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Yes, but have you come to terms with being touched as a 16 year old?

Haa...that would be too old for some of us....errrr...those hairless boy lovers.

[CaptainWacky]

Honest guy who didn't even watch lucky louie and bashed it.....real honest guy.

[krisko]

So John Edwards and Anheiser Bush are going to bring about the end to Christianity?

well john edwards is a faggot, at least if you listen to ann coulter (or look at his beard of a wife)

[mightymalachi]

I don't remember "Our God is an awesome God" but I do remember "Our Garrett is an awesome Garrett."

Linger longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[CaptainWacky]

Why are they defending him bunch of pansies.

[seeinred]

What it do, Baggers?

[mightymalachi]

Haa...that would be too old for some of us....errrr...those hairless boy lovers.

Hey, some of us were late bloomers. I mean, um........uh.....\




Oooooooooooooh, Stephen Lynch!!

[krisko]

ooooh stephen lynch..i'm going to see in two weeks!!!

[SteveSteele]

Honest guy who didn't even watch lucky louie and bashed it.....real honest guy.

He admitted that he didn't watch it and said that the press release was written by someone else from his office and it only got his name attached to it because of that.

[krisko]

What it do, Baggers?

not only do you speak french and spanish, you also speak negro, you never cease to amaze me :action-sm

[CaptainWacky]

ooooh stephen lynch..i'm going to see in two weeks!!!

Im watching him this weekend at the west palm improv...his poster still says "from the opie and anthony show"

[Mobo]

ooooh stephen lynch..i'm going to see in two weeks!!!

Have you seen him live? I saw him with Mitch Hedburg about a month before he died. That was a great show.

[OxBabygirlxO]

I have other pretty pics if you want some..:icon_mrgr
ooooooooooooo
Morning Babygirl :action-sm
hey cutie!
Ooooo!!! Look who's here!
hey sweetness

[krisko]

Have you seen him live? I saw him with Mitch Hedburg about a month before he died. That was a great show.

i saw him at the virus tour in detroit...but that was only for about 15 minutes, i'm really excited!!!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

ooooh stephen lynch..i'm going to see in two weeks!!!

sweet...I have been waiting for him to come back to NJ. He is a great show to go see...very funny..

[CaptainWacky]

He admitted that he didn't watch it and said that the press release was written by someone else from his office and it only got his name attached to it because of that.

You don't think if it is his office that he would be responsible or even know what his name is attached to?

[Deftera]

What it do, Baggers?

EAUGCH.

[mikek]

Have you seen him live? I saw him with Mitch Hedburg about a month before he died. That was a great show.

Miss Mitch Hedburg; he was the besssssst.

[krisko]

EAUGCH.

he lives dangerously close to detroit, you'll have to forgive him :action-sm

[SteveSteele]

You don't think if it is his office that he would be responsible or even know what his name is attached to?

In a large public relations firm (which is all the Catholic League really is) the name of the boss gets attached to everything. It's impossible to know every little piece of press that goes out.

[mightymalachi]

i saw him at the virus tour in detroit...but that was only for about 15 minutes, i'm really excited!!!!!

How excited are you? Please tell us slowly and in full detail.

[CaptainWacky]

In a large public relations firm (which is all the Catholic League really is) the name of the boss gets attached to everything. It's impossible to know every little piece of press that goes out.

Do you remember the show? He only admitted that he didn't see it until louie beat it out of him. When he was in a corner he admited he did not see it. Louie then called him a "Block Head"

[seeinred]

he lives dangerously close to detroit, you'll have to forgive him :action-sm

Exactly 8.5 miles as the crow flies, actually. But 8.5 miles the good way :icon_mrgr

[mikek]

Hammering his testes? Ugh.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

How excited are you? Please tell us slowly and in full detail.

please provide photographic proof

[mightymalachi]

Do you remember the show? He only admitted that he didn't see it until louie beat it out of him. When he was in a corner he admited he did not see it. Louie then called him a "Block Head"

Louie has a team of writers who take care of his insults:
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u116/abraxcadabra/peanuts66yh.gif

[krisko]

please provide pictorial details....

http://www.weeklyreader.com/readandwriting/content/binary/happy%20and%20excited.jpeg

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahah...instead of saying that she's wrong, his mother says, "Okay, I'm fine with never seeing my son again for the duration of my life"

http://www.weeklyreader.com/readandwriting/content/binary/happy%20and%20excited.jpeg

DRAWINGS DON'T COUNT!!!!

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Febru-holic was funny

[Ciarin]

morning...

[Mobo]

morning...

Sleepin' in on a Toosdee morning?

[SteveSteele]

morning...

Morning to you too miss. :action-sm

[Mobo]

Jimmy was the bessssst today. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say...he was on fire!

[mightymalachi]

Febru-holic was funny

Yeah, but not funny enough to save us from Debuary. A whole month devoted entirely to our savior, HTG.

[Ciarin]

I was awake early this morning to make breakfast for a friend of mine, but then I went back to bed.

[krisko]

Yeah, but not funny enough to save us from Debuary. A whole month devoted entirely to our savior, HTG.

HTG PAC?

[Stig]

morning...

You're late. This will go on your permanent record.

[Ciarin]

I'lll catch the replay....maybe

[Dr. Hoffman]

Yeah, but not funny enough to save us from Debuary. A whole month devoted entirely to our savior, HTG.

I can't wait for Samuary to get here. Fried chicken and candy bowl head goodness.

[SteveSteele]

I was awake early this morning to make breakfast for a friend of mine, but then I went back to bed.

Was it a friend with benefits? ;)

[Mobo]

IF line of the day? There's a good way to tear apart the listening thread.

[Stig]

I was awake early this morning to make breakfast for a friend of mine, but then I went back to bed.

See? This is why you have to pay extra for GFE.

LINGER LONGERRRRRRRRR!

[mightymalachi]

Was it a friend with benefits? ;)

A white guy? "whaa"

[mikek]

Yeah, but not funny enough to save us from Debuary. A whole month devoted entirely to our savior, HTG.


[i was only jokin']
Is there a month the rhymes with 'cunt'?
[/i was only jokin']



:action-sm

[Mobo]

Leticia! Whatchu durn gurl?

[Dr. Hoffman]

Was it a friend with benefits? ;)

Flying Benefits? Is he in studio today?

[krisko]

Flying Benefits? Is he in studio today?

oh no you din'nt!!!

[SteveSteele]

Alrighty folks. I'm out until tomorrow's thread.

[Dr. Hoffman]

oh no you din'nt!!!

What? He's not even in here.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I can't wait for Samuary to get here. Fried chicken and candy bowl head goodness.
you dope...it's already been declared DeSamber
Was it a friend with benefits? ;)A white guy? "whaa"

hahahahhahahahahhahaha

[Dr. Hoffman]

you dope...it's already been declared DeSamber


hahahahhahahahahhahaha

I think Samuary roles off the tongue better.

[Wilmington WOW]

ova here now

[krisko]

replay, i was up far too late last night

[krunk]

hi replayers :action-sm

[Stig]

Hello, goddamned, motherfucking, cocksucking, cuntface loser assholes. :action-sm
And Krisko.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

You can't say scumbag?

Radio...as gay as you can possibly get without sucking a cock

[OhioPest]

Can they really not say scumbag anymore?

[Stig]

They can't say "Scumbag?" Are you fucking kidding me?
When do they take away "Big Jerk?"

[OhioPest]

Hello, goddamned, motherfucking, cocksucking, cuntface loser assholes. :action-sm
And Krisko.

I am loved!!!

[krunk]

they haven't been allowed (by the laywers) to say scum bag for a few weeks now...right about the time they were told they couldn't say douchebag

[krisko]

Hello, goddamned, motherfucking, cocksucking, cuntface loser assholes. :action-sm
And Krisko

hello scumby's, doucheby's, homosexuals and stig :)

[krunk]

They can't say "Scumbag?" Are you fucking kidding me?
When do they take away "Circle Jerk?"

the good lord willing ....never

[Redding]

replay!

[Stig]

Write to CBS to bitch about the lawyers. (http://www.cbsradio.com/contact/sitehelpform.html)

No. This is not meatspin. (www.meatspin.com)

[krisko]

anyone know where ant's step dad is from? that impression ant does is quite strange

[Wilmington WOW]

Roe!!!!

[nostrilthump]

Hello, goddamned, motherfucking, cocksucking, cuntface loser assholes. :action-sm
And Krisko.

Roll-call? I'm here.

[krisko]

Roe!!!!

play Christmas Shoes Roe!!!!!

[krunk]

anyone know where ant's step dad is from? that impression ant does is quite strange

baltimore......



quite possibly the only accent that is worse the NYC and philly

[Wilmington WOW]

anyone know where ant's step dad is from? that impression ant does is quite strange

balmore

[krisko]

i guess i've never heard a baltimore accent

[Save My Up's Dick]

anyone know where ant's step dad is from? that impression ant does is quite strange
Life style of the rich and famous.......well it does sound like him.

[OhioPest]

No t's in Balmore

[krisko]

Life style of the rich and famous.......well it does sound like him.

Robin Leech? i think he's English no?

[nostrilthump]

baltimore......
quite possibly the only accent that is worse the NYC and philly
I love all ya'lls accents!

[krisko]

ha...this called is funny.. for some reason "you got Po goin po po popo" made me laugh loudly...i'm punchy

[Save My Up's Dick]

Robin Leech? i think he's English no?
Not sure. But Ant's impression of Sal and Robin Leech sound pretty close

CHRISTMAS SHOES ROE!!!

[Stig]

Robin Leech? i think he's English no?

Aussie, I think.

[OhioPest]

baltimore......



quite possibly the only accent that is worse the NYC and philly


Y'inns ever heard Pittsburgh Accents???

Blecccchh!

[LiddyRules]

I am waiting for the day Opie finally loses his shit over this. That will be great radio. His defeatist, grumbling laugh can only last so long.

[Wilmington WOW]

a three hour intro

a three hour intro

the ratings started getting rough

o&a were tough

if not for the talent of a meaty breasted lad

the FM show would be lost

the FM show would be lost

[YourAmishDaddy]

Amazing how the transition between shows gets weirder and weirder for me. Wonder why?

[Stig]

Doesn't their local PD come in soon to bitch at them? This morning, I came in just after it happened, I think.

[Save My Up's Dick]

a three hour intro

a three hour intro

the ratings started getting rough

o&a were tough

if not for the talent of a meety breated lad

the FM show would be lost

the FM show would be lost
Not bad.:icon_mrgr

[krunk]

I am waiting for the day Opie finally loses his shit over this. That will be great radio. His defeatist, grumbling laugh can only last so long.


which is what made going off on John Cook/WYSP great listening....angry Opie makes for a great show

[DiscountHarry]

Good Afternoon Cleveland

[Jimmy's Dignity]

I am waiting for the day Opie finally loses his shit over this. That will be great radio. His defeatist, grumbling laugh can only last so long.

he'll eventually crack...and we'll be returned to the glorious olden days of XM only and the occational AFRO overlap!


I remember when there was a radio show when they couldn't talk about ANYTHING that the callers were calling in about. Stupid Peanut butter & Jelly.......

[LiddyRules]

Amazing how the transition between shows gets weirder and weirder for me. Wonder why? Well imagine waking up at 6 in the morning and hearing it.

[LiddyRules]

"And we were number two! And they still took us off. Ratings were good, but *hah hah* they still took us off. And I mean we can't tell you where else to listen to us or else they'd dump out, they'd dump out even though they said they wouldn't but they will." *eye twitch eye twitch* "And now here's today's phrase tha tpays."

[DiscountHarry]

ha...this called is funny.. for some reason "you got Po goin po po popo" made me laugh loudly...i'm punchy

Too much GH III? I am loving the game so far.

[krunk]

jimmy should have asked if oriental rugs go with ozzy and kiss posters

[YourAmishDaddy]

Well imagine waking up at 6 in the morning and hearing it.

Tell me about it.


Sorry. call me negative today, can't help it. Going from Ron and Fez where 20 minutes in they've already gone through three bits and have a flow going to this just stuns me at times.

[Wilmington WOW]

he'll eventually crack...and we'll be returned to the glorious olden days of XM only and the occational AFRO overlap!


I remember when there was a radio show when they couldn't talk about ANYTHING that the callers were calling in about. Stupid Peanut butter & Jelly.......

ahhhh liiiiinger looonger

[Ciarin]

what if we could combine Eager Opie with Angry Opie?

Would that = awesomeness?

[Wilmington WOW]

Tell me about it.


Sorry. call me negative today, can't help it. Going from Ron and Fez where 20 minutes in they've already gone through three bits and have a flow going to this just stuns me at times.

you mean 20 minutes in fez has said 3 words and ESD has has allready ruined the show

[krisko]

Too much GH III? I am loving the game so far.

i played some guitar hero yesterday, but that's not why i'm tired :D

[Sam_Adams]

i played some guitar hero yesterday, but that's not why i'm tired :D

Oh, it must have been another one of those gangfucks that you have every once in a while. Get some rest :action-sm and let that shit run out

[YourAmishDaddy]

you mean 20 minutes in fez has said 3 words and ESD has has allready ruined the show

Yep, and somehow it's more entertaining. Pure genius.

[Stig]

i played some guitar hero yesterday, but that's not why i'm tired :D

Playing Penis Hero?

[Redding]

STRUTTER!!! guess Danny is picking the rejoiners

[LiddyRules]

out

[krisko]

Playing Penis Hero?

yessssss!!!!

who yelled at opie? what the f...i miss everying :(

[mikek]

yessssss!!!!

who yelled at opie? what the f...i miss everying :(


The P.D. Linda? Whatever her fucking bitch name is. Insignificant twat.


EDIT: Tracy. But still, she's an insignificant tool who couldn't hack it in radio herself.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

yessssss!!!!

who yelled at opie? what the f...i miss everying :(
their awful Program Director Tracy

[krunk]

there is no way this ends well.....sounds like the whole FM thing is coming to a head sooner rather then later

[Stig]

yessssss!!!!

who yelled at opie? what the f...i miss everying :(

Here's the secret to that game:
Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down....

[YourAmishDaddy]

there is no way this ends well.....sounds like the whole FM thing is coming to a head sooner rather then later

Good. I pray they get it over with already.

[krisko]

their awful Program Director Tracy

women rooooon everything...ugh.

k i'm leaving work now
have a lovely evening

[Wilmington WOW]

I doubt that opie really enjoys doing the FM show
It must just be pride that keeps him from quiting FM and going back to XM only
he knows that its never going to improve on CBS

[Save My Up's Dick]

he'll eventually crack...and we'll be returned to the glorious olden days of XM only and the occational AFRO overlap!


I remember when there was a radio show when they couldn't talk about ANYTHING that the callers were calling in about. Stupid Peanut butter & Jelly.......
Haha, which show? There have been many.:rolleyes:

[krisko]

Here's the secret to that game:
Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down....

:haha7:

yes, i've mastered it. goooodbye

[mikek]

Here's the secret to that game:
Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down....

Don't you mean 'Up, Down, Top of triangle...' Blech.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

fuck Haiti

[DiscountHarry]

women rooooon everything...ugh.

k i'm leaving work now
have a lovely evening

See ya Krisko :action-sm

[Stig]

fuck Haiti

Not without a rubber.

[Stig]

:haha7:

yes, i've mastered it. goooodbye

Good night! :action-sm

[mikek]

there is no way this ends well.....sounds like the whole FM thing is coming to a head sooner rather then later

Good. No offense to O&A (nor do I want them to take a pay cut), but the FM show blows.

Through no fault of their own, mind you. But when they aren't allowed to 'scum bag' anymore without getting bleeped, it's time to tell the whole industry to fuck off.

[Razor Roman]

i guess i've never heard a baltimore accent

baldy-more. Listen to the way Travolta talks in the new Hairspray movie.

[mikek]

fuck Haiti

I spent several years in the Coast Guard picking up Haitians & bringing them back to Port au Prince. It is, without a doubt, the dirtiest, most disgusting place I ever seen.

[Stig]

baldy-more. Listen to the way Travolta talks in the new Hairspray movie.

He has a Thetin accent.

[krunk]

fuck Haiti


Big A did

[Sam_Adams]

Well I don't think it's a matter of having fucked a green monkey. One, because transmission of AIDS to a male from fucking an infected female is a much lower probability than from male to female since semen is raw DNA transfering the virus.

But I think it's more of a case of blood transmission between an infected monkey and a male that was cutting the monkey up and skinning it in preparation of eating it.

You can catch diseases from wildlife that way. Kind of like if you cut yourself or don't clean all of the blood from under your fingernails from a racoon with rabies.

[Stig]

Well I don't think it's a matter of having fucked a green monkey. One, because transmission of AIDS to a male from fucking an infected female is a much lower probability than from male to female since semen is raw DNA transfering the virus.

But I think it's more of a case of blood transmission between an infected monkey and a male that was cutting the monkey up and skinning it in preparation of eating it.

You can catch diseases from wildlife that way. Kind of like if you cut yourself or don't clean all of the blood from under your fingernails from a racoon with rabies.

You take the fun out of everything. I'm sticking to the monkey fucking story.

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahhahahahahah

"I want Philly and West Palm Beach, and a Chicago..."
"You'll get nothing and like it!!"

[Sam_Adams]

I spent several years in the Coast Guard picking up Haitians & bringing them back to Port au Prince. It is, without a doubt, the dirtiest, most disgusting place I ever seen.

It looks pretty nice to me :)

http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/haiti/La-Saline.jpg

[YourAmishDaddy]

I spent several years in the Coast Guard picking up Haitians & bringing them back to Port au Prince. It is, without a doubt, the dirtiest, most disgusting place I ever seen.

Apparently you've never been to Joliet.

[Sam_Adams]

You take the fun out of everything.

I try :action-sm

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahahahahhahahah, a bunt cake!

I'm guessin that Tracy is a fatso

hahahaha, the Good the Bad & the Ugly is fantastic

[OhioPest]

Oldman in Dracula!!!

[Wilmington WOW]

L2_lbqw7sd8

[OhioPest]

L2_lbqw7sd8

is it truly a lateral pass if they keep passing it backwards?

[MattyIceGfunk]

There has to be a flag somewhere

[Jimmy's Dignity]

hahha...Opie said what I was just thinking

"Well at least we're getting more sound effects on the air..."

[Save My Up's Dick]

is it truly a lateral pass if they keep passing it backwards?
Yes, as long as it is backwards and even if it hits the ground.

Does anyone remember the whistle from Kill Bill as the opening for the O&A show in 2004??

Linger longer.:action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

hahha...Opie said what I was just thinking

"Well at least we're getting more sound effects on the air..."

I didnt get that?

[bucket-of-aids]

Did they acquire Woodyee from the old Howard show?

[nostrilthump]

TV News Anchors stunt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEoI1qtVFeI

:)

[Wilmington WOW]

Did they acquire Woodyee from the old Howard show?

linger longer hoo hoo

[Sam_Adams]

is it truly a lateral pass if they keep passing it backwards?

Well, you have to either pass it to the side of behind you to another player or it will be illegal. IF they want to move the ball forward they have to physically run it.

[Wilmington WOW]

that is a riot
I have watched it numerous times
each time focus on one news bimbo's reaction

[OhioPest]

Yes, as long as it is backwards and even if it hits the ground.

I ask and I learn.

[Wilmington WOW]

my favorite ant impression

[MattyIceGfunk]

Ant's impression of Nixon was what got me hooked to the show. I don't even remember what he was saying, just something inappropriate.

[OhioPest]

my favorite ant impression

I like the Imus impression best.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha ha ha
and in iraq a US general was injured in an explosion
oh my

[Wilmington WOW]

erock ate too much garlic butter saw

[OhioPest]

Erock is going numb from the neck up.

[Wilmington WOW]

new segment

"Is erock still alive fridays"

[Wilmington WOW]

he needs a check up from the head up
sliiiiiiingin lead
boooooone dry

[nostrilthump]

my favorite ant impression

Greaseman. (Waddle-Doodle!)

[mik3]

My favorite Anthony impression will probably always be Don West.

[Wilmington WOW]

today day day day day
I am the fattest producer in the world

[DiscountHarry]

My favorite Anthony impression will probably always be Don West.

Britney's vagina is so tight, I can't even slide a Mark McGwire rookie card in her crack.

[Save My Up's Dick]

My favorite Anthony impression will probably always be Don West.
Classic. Britney's virginity....and a Mark McGuire rookie card!

[Save My Up's Dick]

Britney's vagina is so tight, I can't even slide a Mark McGwire rookie card in her crack.
Nice!

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha a ben impression

[sbrainb]

I think my favorite Ant impression is Larry King.. esp. when he did the Tammy Faye interview.

[Save My Up's Dick]

daaa dude dude dude a ben impression
Fixed it. :D

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha marge thinks jimmy is a rat

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Hahaha...Marge Stinks

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha deflection


jack jack

[Jimmy's Dignity]

so gay that CBS dumped out the "He's a faaaaaaaaaaag" clip

[SPlDEY]

Jimmy hates animals?

[nostrilthump]

Missing Marge...

[Wilmington WOW]

those wern't tire tracks on jimmy's chest?

wocka wocka

[nostrilthump]

Homosexual necrophillia? Now, that's a tight asshole.
:huh::icon_lol:

[Redding]

Never underestimate the psycho factor in my head

:popcorn:

[Razor Roman]

I'd think if it was medeterranian food her name would be Ann Olvies, or Ann Oliveoil, or Ann Garlic...

Ann Curry = Indian Food Twat, no?

[nostrilthump]

http://www.usedwigs.com/old-school-too-old-to-play-teens/

Website they're talking about with ages.

[nostrilthump]

"Clam, 405, is oldest animal ever"
CLAM (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=ROCUTKKJJKFGPQFIQMFCFF4AVCBQ YIV0?xml=/news/2007/10/28/nclam128.xml)

[meanmarv]

Jimmy hates animals?

Jimmy loves animals, a "swallow"

[happytypinggirl]

[i was only jokin']
Is there a month the rhymes with 'cunt'?
[/i was only jokin']



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