O&A Listening Thread 11/6/07 - I don't know what to put here Tuesday

[seeinred]

w00t my first listening thread. Can't sleep, how are all you other 'Baggers this fine morning?

[seeinred]

So, I'm gonna have the only listening thread to ever completely fail, eh?

[Minge]

Just going to sleep. I'm fucking finished as a normal human being. My day starts at 3:00PM. I'm utterly useless.

[seeinred]

Work at 3 sounds nice.

[norton23]

Three Word Game

[seeinred]

Three Word Game
pwns your face

[n8crwlr]

Not this again.

[Hudson]

Need to sleep!

[seeinred]

Need to sleep!

As do I

[n8crwlr]

Just made coffee

[norton23]

I need Coffe

[seeinred]

Show in 2

[norton23]

O and A

[norton23]

Woot Woot Woot

[krisko]

good morning maniacs.

PO!

[n8crwlr]

Push the Button.

[norton23]

Morning to ALL!

[nostrilthump]

Coffee sounds good!:)

[seeinred]

coffee is disgusting

[norton23]

coffee is disgusting

rockstar is better

[seeinred]

rockstar is better

Monster M-80 owns

[PartyRock24]

coffee is disgusting

yes it is, yes it is

[Awful Me]

I like four words.

[krisko]

poor Erock ( i refuse to play along with 3 words!)

[norton23]

http://cachemediasrv.patriots.com/ImgDyn.cfm?s=2008PatsCheerleaderCalendar.jpg&w=300&cs=1http://cachemediasrv.patriots.com/ImgDyn.cfm?s=Performing_at_Chargers_game.jpg&c=1&w=525&cs=1

Patriots Cheerleaders WOOT

[PartyRock24]

http://cachemediasrv.patriots.com/ImgDyn.cfm?s=2008PatsCheerleaderCalendar.jpg&w=300&cs=1http://cachemediasrv.patriots.com/ImgDyn.cfm?s=Performing_at_Chargers_game.jpg&c=1&w=525&cs=1

Patriots Cheerleaders WOOT

Even thought there hot i dont like cheaters

[seeinred]

The cheerleaders did not, in fact, cheat.

[norton23]

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/j/angelinajolie/photos/angelina-jolie-008.jpg

daily angelina post

[PartyRock24]

You still know what i mean

[nostrilthump]

Piss Boston-off Tuesdee!

[norton23]

OH this is going to be fucking AWESOME!!!! I can't wait,,,,hahahahaha im going to get punched

[seeinred]

Oooh I hope people believe that.

[norton23]

They need to stick with policy= and HGH isn't tested for= THEY FUCKING CAN"T test for HGH!!!!

[stillbornstew]

CIAO DI ITALIA FUCKNUGGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just a quick hello. this class i'm in here stinks. hope all is well with everyone

[seeinred]

They need to stick with policy= and HGH isn't tested for= THEY FUCKING CAN"T test for HGH!!!!
Better let them know that then

[norton23]

if you do HGH you have to "man up" and admit to it but you cannot test positive

A patriot player got busted for it because he had to admitt to using becauase he was being investigated allong with others from buying over the internet.....Brady could admitt to being a part of that group to buy it

[seeinred]

CIAO DI ITALIA FUCKNUGGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just a quick hello. this class i'm in here stinks. hope all is well with everyone

Buongiornio. Como sta?

[krisko]

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/j/angelinajolie/photos/angelina-jolie-008.jpg

daily angelina post

annnnndd post

thanks :)

[krunk]

.the last time they made something up they got fired from boston......




and there's 5000 :icon_mrgr

[The Sarge]

Hello kid touchers!!!!:action-sm

[norton23]

annnnndd post

thanks :)


no problem,,,,she's my everything :icon_mrgr

[krisko]

CIAO DI ITALIA FUCKNUGGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just a quick hello. this class i'm in here stinks. hope all is well with everyone

ooohhh...hi stew! :) how's Italy?

[nostrilthump]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQva1J4VFqA
This one almost made me sick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od-8H6DPb8g

[Earth2murf]

I heard Tom Brady was caught sucking dicks in the subway

[krisko]

.the last time they made something up they got fired from boston......




and there's 5000 :icon_mrgr

congrats:clap::clap:

[n8crwlr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQva1J4VFqA
This one almost made me sick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od-8H6DPb8g

I like them on break......
http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-bit-by-large-spider.html

[VilleDick]

Mornin

[krisko]

Mornin

hi.

[nostrilthump]

The stuff they're squeezing out of the bite is a little less disgusting when you realize that they put something in there to absorb the stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IurDtpK_x04

[VilleDick]

CBS is gay

[norton23]

Colts didnt pump in crowd noise but it was a lil' strange,,,cbs $$$$$ Colts $$$ hmmm hmmmmm??

[VilleDick]

Colts didnt pump in crowd noise but it was a lil' strange,,,cbs $$$$$ Colts $$$ hmmm hmmmmm??

If the Colts were pumping in crowd noise, Bill Bellicek would have video evidence :action-sm

[norton23]

If the Colts were pumping in crowd noise, Bill Bellicek would have video evidence :action-sm


:clap: yea yea poop yea:action-sm

[VilleDick]

:clap: yea yea poop yea:action-sm

Way to kill the thread :action-sm

[norton23]

Way to kill the thread :action-sm


It can be saved=...........it's up to you:icon_mrgr

[krisko]

Way to kill the thread :action-sm

the thread has been dead all morning :(

[VilleDick]

Tom Brady has been suspended :icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_roll

[Deadbent]

Sweet make up stuff tuesday.


I don't like krisko, she stinks.

[krisko]

goodness gracious. can you believe Brady is suspended?!?!! :icon_eek::icon_eek:

[Deadbent]

Whatever happened to the guy who got his head ran over by a boat-propeller. He used to call in.

[krisko]

Sweet make up stuff tuesday.


I don't like krisko, she stinks.

:icon_eek:

i thought it was a [you]

[nostrilthump]

Master Po - O&A Party Rock! (http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/displaymedia.cfm/id/16434/page/show_video_number_16434.html)
Is this clip the same one they are using now? I don't remember the "ROOOCK" being so annoying.

[mikek]

the last time they made something up they got fired from boston......


I'd rather that happen than it to be true about lil' Tom B.



and there's 5000 :icon_mrgr

:clap:

CBS is gay

x2.

[GoCamels]

HA HA...and I start the thread in Sports and some douche wrecks the bit one post later...damn I suck.

[norton23]

HA HA...and I start the thread in Sports and some douche wrecks the bit one post later...damn I suck.

ill take care of this

[Mobo]

G _ _ D L _ _k, B_o.

:(

[krisko]

G _ _ D L _ _k, B_o.

:(

ut oh.....who's dying?!

[VilleDick]

That's what Oprah gets for setting shit up in her name and not doing anything with it, fuck Oprah

[VilleDick]

ut oh.....who's dying?!

The Eagles playoff chances :icon_cry:

And Pat Sajak

[Mobo]

ut oh.....who's dying?!

The boys reported that Mr Sajak was in a car accident.....

It looks like he might have been elected Mayor of Boston as well.....

no AP story that I can find. There's hope yet Tom Brady fans....

[Deadbent]

I never got that oprah school for gifted african girls.

"Oparuh hand peeked me to come here from my vee-lidge. becoss my fatha did not sew my vag closed and I can balance two jugs of water on my head. I now dream of good life where I have 2 of my own cows. Thanka you Oparuh"

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1528040/2/istockphoto_1528040_tribal_girl.jpg

[VilleDick]

I never got that oprah school for gifted african girls.

"Oparuh hand peeked me to come here from my vee-lidge. becoss my fatha did not sew my vag closed and I can balance two jugs of water on my head. I now dream of good life where I have 2 of my own cows. Thanka you Oparuh"

OK, post of the day, close the thread :clap::clap::clap::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Mobo]

I never got that oprah school for gifted african girls.

"Oparuh hand peeked me to come here from my vee-lidge. becoss my fatha did not sew my vag closed and I can balance two jugs of water on my head. I now dream of good life where I have 2 of my own cows. Thanka you Oparuh"

He does these impressions, you'd swear to God it's the real people!

[krisko]

The boys reported that Mr Sajak was in a car accident.....

It looks like he might have been elected Mayor of Boston as well.....

no AP story that I can find. There's hope yet Tom Brady fans....

bwaahahha dude dude, Tom Brady is suspended for 4 games,,,bwahahah dudedude

[norton23]

Oprah Is On Roids !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikek]

goodness gracious. can you believe Brady is suspended?!?!! :icon_eek::icon_eek:

Of all the dramatic things I've ever heard!

[Zeroman]

Of all the dramatic things I've ever heard!

Victor Conte is in the box with Robert Kraft!

[Mobo]

Can we make today "Tom's short, funny, and too the point sweeper Tuesday".

[norton23]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! There's ALLREADY reports here in Boston that Brady has been suspended for steroid use

This is NOT good!!!!! O and A are fucked,,,,,this is no joke you have to understand that WBCN is the "patriots Rock Radio station" what is said on WBCN is believed and serious,,,,with all that happened to the Patriots this year.....................NOT GOOD :(
BYE BYE O AND A= you need to learn the art of "timing"
FUUUUCK!!!!!!!

[VilleDick]

Stand Up!

[VilleDick]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! There's ALLREADY reports here in Boston that Brady has been suspended for steroid use

This is NOT good!!!!! O and A are fucked,,,,,this is no joke you have to understand that WBCN is the "patriots Rock Radio station" what is said on WBCN is believed and serious,,,,with all that happened to the Patriots this year.....................NOT GOOD :(
BYE BYE O AND A= you need to learn the art of "timing"
FUUUUCK!!!!!!!

WOW! Norton23 aka Susan Waldman

Just a bit over dramatic aren't we? O&A aren't going to get fired for breaking NFL news

[mikek]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! There's ALLREADY reports here in Boston that Brady has been suspended for steroid use

This is NOT good!!!!! O and A are fucked,,,,,this is no joke you have to understand that WBCN is the "patriots Rock Radio station" what is said on WBCN is believed and serious,,,,with all that happened to the Patriots this year.....................NOT GOOD :(
BYE BYE O AND A= you need to learn the art of "timing"
FUUUUCK!!!!!!!


O&A Patriots Rock Radio Network!

[norton23]

WOW! Norton23 aka Susan Waldman

Just a bit over dramatic aren't we? O&A aren't going to get fired for breaking NFL news


Really? then why is wbcn playing music now:arrrh:::hammer:::hammer:::hammer:

[VilleDick]

Really? then why is wbcn playing music now:arrrh:::hammer:::hammer:::hammer:

Because BCN sucks dick, and the show was in commercial

[Deadbent]

Really? then why is wbcn playing music now:arrrh:::hammer:::hammer:::hammer:

They can be playing all the music they want, it doesn't negate the fact you still are an overreacting buffoon. :icon_mrgr

[Mobo]

ah, the beauty of XM!

[prozac]

Funny line...

[Mobo]

This just in....the dump report is on steroids.

[Stig]

Happy Make Up Stuff Tuesday!
You're all looking really great today, and I'm looking forward to another terrific day of work!

[VilleDick]

Happy Make Up Stuff Tuesday!

Howdy young man

[VilleDick]

Wait a minute, I'm Rich in DC....who's this imposter?

[norton23]

They can be playing all the music they want, it doesn't negate the fact you still are an overreacting buffoon. :icon_mrgr


wbcn has officially suspended the show:arrrh::arrrh::arrrh::arrrh::arrrh:

[nostrilthump]

http://break.com/index/6-girls-react-to-2-girls-1-cup.html

[VilleDick]

wbcn has officially suspended the show:arrrh::arrrh::arrrh::arrrh::arrrh:

Shit, that's pretty serious/Sirius :icon_roll

[Stig]

Howdy young man

It's really great to see you today, Ville. :action-sm

[Mobo]

wbcn has officially suspended the show:arrrh::arrrh::arrrh::arrrh::arrrh:

YEAH! And I've got a bomb!!!!!

http://www.utahsaint.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/aqua%20teen%20hunger%20force.thumbnail.jpg

[DiscountHarry]

Mornin' Fuckos

[Deadbent]

YEAH! And I've got a bomb!!!!!

http://www.utahsaint.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/aqua%20teen%20hunger%20force.thumbnail.jpg

Yep, 2,511 of them :action-sm

:D

[Mobo]

Yep, 2,511 of them :action-sm

:D

FEH!

[VilleDick]

Yep, 2,511 of them :action-sm

:D

Somebody's on fire today

[CM Mark]

Good morning Douchebags!!

[Deadbent]

Somebody's on fire today

I'll pull out more hose than cops did on the blacks during the civil rights era.

[norton23]

Shit, that's pretty serious/Sirius :icon_roll


HAHAHAHAHHAH got the g/f....I set it up though and she is believing it

[Stig]

Somebody's on fire today

I realize it's Make Up Stuff Tuesday, but don't go overboard, Dickie.

[Stig]

I'll pull out more hose than cops did on the blacks during the civil rights era.

Good times...good times...:rolleyes:

[norton23]

o.k. got a few people leaving the gym now,,,,,this is going to be crazy tomorrow,,,im gonna get some angry people

[Mobo]

This never gets old....uh, wait...yeah, it does.

[Mobo]

I wanna change my name to christonapony or holyjesuspalamino.

[Deadbent]

overboard


Right over the rail of a shuffleboard deck.

http://www.gadc.org/images/Shuffleboard2.jpg

[OhioPest]

Morning time shitbricks...

[MattyIceGfunk]

Morning cocks

[Stig]

Right over the rail of a shuffleboard deck.

http://www.gadc.org/images/Shuffleboard2.jpg

Dumbest game ever.

[Malice]

Im calling BS on the Tom Brady thing

[GregThePlumber]

Im calling BS on the Tom Brady thing


im waiting to hear about it, just woke up and thought I heard something, then they were talking about it.....what happened?

[Mobo]

Dumbest game ever.

Seems like you're forgetting the great argument ender, JENGA!

http://www.bydandleisure.co.uk/images/products/giant_jenga_game.jpg

Linger Longer means more when it's a failed bit!

[krisko]

hello. i'm at work now.

[krisko]

Im calling BS on the Tom Brady thing

bravo sierra?

lingerrrr longerrrrrrrr

[VilleDick]

Im calling BS on the Tom Brady thing

im waiting to hear about it, just woke up and thought I heard something, then they were talking about it.....what happened?

Suspended 4 games for violating the leagues substance abuse policy

http://www.si.com/nfl/news/bradysus.htm (http://www.meatspin.com)

[norton23]

Good morning Douchebags!!


what's up negro!!!!!!

[MattyIceGfunk]

Suspended 4 games for violating the leagues substance abuse policy

http://www.si.com/nfl/news/bradysus.htm (http://www.meatspin.com)

Fell for it with my boss in the room... Nice.

[Stig]

hello. i'm at work now.

OOoooo! Good morning, Miss Krisko! :action-sm

[Malice]

I was all excited about the Brady news, now I have to go back to my Patriot Fan co-workers and tell them it was BS from two idiots on the radio. ARGHHH

[VilleDick]

Fell for it with my boss in the room... Nice.

Fell for what? :icon_roll :action-sm

[GregThePlumber]

Suspended 4 games for violating the leagues substance abuse policy

http://www.si.com/nfl/news/bradysus.htm (http://www.meatspin.com)


OMG,,,,Im going to vomit now:D

[Malice]

Suspended 4 games for violating the leagues substance abuse policy

http://www.si.com/nfl/news/bradysus.htm (http://www.meatspin.com)

Link Preview > you

[Malice]

Well I hope they enjoyed being on in Boston

[Stig]

I was all excited about the Brady news, now I have to go back to my Patriot Fan co-workers and tell them it was BS from two idiots on the radio. ARGHHH

You ran and told everyone who'd listen, and THEY'RE idiots? :haha7:

[VilleDick]

You ran and told everyone who'd listen, and THEY'RE idiots? :haha7:

:clap::clap::clap:

[nostrilthump]

Frisking Cop Gets Too Frisky
http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=393393

[MetalSign]

Suspended 4 games for violating the leagues substance abuse policy

http://www.si.com/nfl/news/bradysus.htm


Almost... Thank god for "right click/properties". Ass.

:haha7:

[Deadbent]

Link Preview > you

http://www.foxnews.com/images/290378/0_61_060807_sjp1.jpg

[OhioPest]

OMG,,,,Im going to vomit now:D

Ha ha

http://i3.tinypic.com/49k5ffs.jpg

[krisko]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/290378/0_61_060807_sjp1.jpg

how'd she get in there?

[Save My Up's Dick]

Happy Make Up Stuff Tuesday!
You're all looking really great today, and I'm looking forward to another terrific day of work!
Morning Stig. Happy Make Up Stuff Tuesday to you too.

I heard that while Brady is suspended he's taking a ride on the Space Shuttle.

[OhioPest]

how'd she get in there?
Is it horse teeth Tuesday?

[norton23]

I was all excited about the Brady news, now I have to go back to my Patriot Fan co-workers and tell them it was BS from two idiots on the radio. ARGHHH


Idiot= not them

so who is it?????HMMMMMMM

[krisko]

Is it horse teeth Tuesday?

no.

[OhioPest]

Morning Stig. Happy Make Up Stuff Tuesday to you too.

I heard that while Brady is suspended he's taking a ride on the Space Shuttle.

Only if it's Endeavoooooouuurrrr

[Mobo]

hidden Meatspin.com links = bloodhound for noobs. Pwnd!

http://soiland.no/gallery/d/3514-2/andrev_nerd.jpg

[SoxandPats84]

Well I hope they enjoyed being on in Boston

They must be forgetting that WBCN is the flagship radio station for the Patriots... They're gonna be pissed. This could be their last day on BCN.

[Save My Up's Dick]

I was all excited about the Brady news, now I have to go back to my Patriot Fan co-workers and tell them i'm an idiot. ARGHHH
Fixed it. :action-sm

[CM Mark]

what's up negro!!!!!!

nada. sitting back, playing guitar, listening to O+A

[VilleDick]

They must be forgetting that WBCN is the flagship radio station for the Patriots... They're gonna be pissed. This could be their last day on BCN.

Hopefully it's the last day for Boston period. I'm sick of that stupid city. :action-sm

[norton23]

WOW! Norton23 aka Susan Waldman

Just a bit over dramatic aren't we? O&A aren't going to get fired for breaking NFL news

some dont see that they are broadcasting FROM WBCN THE PATRIOTS STATION,,,the team is allready in hot water= not good

[krisko]

They must be forgetting that WBCN is the flagship radio station for the Patriots... They're gonna be pissed. This could be their last day on BCN.

they could be forgeting....or they could've mentioned it earlier...lingerrrr longerrrrr 2 hours agoooooooooo

[norton23]

Hopefully it's the last day for Boston period. I'm sick of that stupid city. :action-sm


well I can't say im sick of Philly because nobody ever talks about it:action-sm


mainly because the only thing that happens there is nager shootings and the Amish being Amish :icon_cool

[Deadbent]

hidden Meatspin.com links = bloodhound for noobs. Pwnd!

http://soiland.no/gallery/d/3514-2/andrev_nerd.jpg

Where'd you find the picture of Schnit Dick?




:D

[CM Mark]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/290378/0_61_060807_sjp1.jpg

No wonder the horse crashed, what with all the reflectorized stuff around

[meaty_vag_lips]

Just woke up and heard about Brady's 4 game suspension for substance abuse. New update from the Associated Press says an "insider" claims Brady was observed doing coke with an as of yet unidentified individual. The unknown man was observed herking and jerking and appeared to be annoying Brady with his yammering about the Red Sox.

[VilleDick]

some dont see that they are broadcasting FROM WBCN THE PATRIOTS STATION,,,the team is allready in hot water= not good

And some need to realize that a radio show isn't going to get fired for broadcasting news about a football team. Boston takes itself a bit too seriously, nobody cares.

[Wilmington WOW]

the great connie mack, manager of the Phila A's wore a suit.
he was a cool cat

http://www.baseballlibrary.com/baseballlibrary/photos/Mack_Thomas_McInnis.jpg

[CM Mark]

Where'd you find the picture of Schnit Dick?




:D

Looks like Schnitty and I had a kid.

[krisko]

Just woke up and heard about Brady's 4 game suspension for substance abuse. New update from the Associated Press says an "insider" claims Brady was observed doing coke with an as of yet unidentified individual. The unknown man was observed herking and jerking and appeared to be annoying Brady with his yammering about the Red Sox.

they found out his name was B. Sparks and he was quoted as having said "bwahahah bwahahhha dude, dude"

[norton23]

And some need to realize that a radio show isn't going to get fired for broadcasting news about a football team. Boston takes itself a bit too seriously, nobody cares.

What does that have to do with boston taking itself too seriously? It's about buisness, the team makes tons of money for that station, they are the most inportant thing on that station,,,,,o and a are broadcasting from it= o and a need to take there jobs more seriously

[Mobo]

Careful, Ope. Jericho's father had MS....

[Save My Up's Dick]

And some need to realize that a radio show isn't going to get fired for broadcasting news about a football team. Boston takes itself a bit too seriously, nobody cares.
Qft.

[VilleDick]

What does that have to do with boston taking itself too seriously?

It's about buisness, the team makes tons of money for that station, they are the most inportant thing on that station,,,,,o and a are broadcasting from it= o and a need to take there jobs more seriously

Need I say more

[SoxandPats84]

they could be forgeting....or they could've mentioned it earlier...lingerrrr longerrrrr 2 hours agoooooooooo

I lingerrr longerrr, but I doubt the owners and management of the Patrioits do.

[krisko]

What does that have to do with boston taking itself too seriously? It's about buisness, the team makes tons of money for that station, they are the most inportant thing on that station,,,,,o and a are broadcasting from it= o and a need to take there jobs more seriously

it's will you make up your mind already tuesday :action-sm

[Awful Me]

why don't the bbbbbboys put a ringer in next year's marathon to finish last?

[Save My Up's Dick]

What does that have to do with boston taking itself too seriously? It's about buisness, the team makes tons of money for that station, they are the most inportant thing on that station,,,,,o and a are broadcasting from it= o and a need to take there jobs more seriously
You don't go to CNN for dick jokes and you don't go to O&A for News.

Relax dude.

[Guilty Spark]

Connie Mack didn't fuck around.

[Wilmington WOW]

the great connie mack, manager of the Phila A's wore a suit.
he was a cool cat

http://www.baseballlibrary.com/baseballlibrary/photos/Mack_Thomas_McInnis.jpg



wait I think I see Stig
Yeah, there he is
third row, seat 12

[Mobo]

But this has happened before! And in Boston even! This is the end! THE END I TELL YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

[CM Mark]

why don't the bbbbbboys put a ringer in next year's marathon to finish last?

Pat from Moonachie, Big A, Rowland, or me?

[OhioPest]

why don't the bbbbbboys put a ringer in next year's marathon to finish last?

E-Rock???
Oh wait... You said FINISH last

key word being finish.

[Deadbent]

Anyone notice the only ones giving a rats ass about the brady stuff... are the stupid people from stupid boston :p

[Save My Up's Dick]

they found out his name was B. Sparks and he was quoted as having said "bwahahah bwahahhha dude, dude"
:haha7:

I heard it was Bono who got Brady the roids.

[CM Mark]

The only thing missing from this rant is Marge on the line

[norton23]

it's will you make up your mind already tuesday :action-sm

ok so wbcn= a radio station,,,they broadcast radio shows

1= patriots make a ton of money for wbcn

2= o and a have shit ratings

#2 is not being wise and is pissing off #1,,,,you don't piss off #1

get it?:icon_eek:

[krisko]

why don't the bbbbbboys put a ringer in next year's marathon to finish last?

i don't think he would finish last....they're pretty fast


ohhhhhringer........

[Mobo]

ok so wbcn= a radio station,,,they broadcast radio shows

1= patriots make a ton of money for wbcn

2= o and a have shit ratings

#2 is not being wise and is pissing off #1,,,,you don't piss off #1

get it?:icon_eek:

So, wait.....1+2.....carry the one.....subtract for accent....yes, I see! You're a Speculative Steve!

[Wilmington WOW]

the chicken feels like joe pesci in goodfellas when he realizes he is not gonna be a made man

[GregThePlumber]

it's will you make up your mind already tuesday :action-sm


I think he's saying that it's not wise to broadcast something like this on a station that's big money maker is the Patriots. The Patriots are allready in hot water and even if it's a "rumor," it will take off before it dies out bringing negative attention to the pats, and this is not very good timing....

[Mobo]

People in Bahston are up in ahms!

[krisko]

I think he's saying that it's not wise to broadcast something like this on a station that's big money maker is the Patriots. The Patriots are allready in hot water and even if it's a "rumor," it will take off before it dies out bringing negative attention to the pats, and this is not very good timing....

ladies and gentleman...i present to you.....Larry Literal!!! :clap:

[VilleDick]

ok so wbcn= a radio station,,,they broadcast radio shows

1= patriots make a ton of money for wbcn

2= o and a have shit ratings

#2 is not being wise and is pissing off #1,,,,you don't piss off #1

get it?:icon_eek:

I think he's saying that it's not wise to broadcast something like this on a station that's big money maker is the Patriots. The Patriots are allready in hot water and even if it's a "rumor," it will take off before it dies out bringing negative attention to the pats, and this is not very good timing....

:piss2 Patriots :piss

Nobody cares, it's a shock jock show and if you're stupid enough to go to it for your sports news, then perhaps you're an ass who shouldn't watch sports anymore

[Save My Up's Dick]

ok so wbcn= a radio station,,,they broadcast radio shows

1= patriots make a ton of money for wbcn

2= o and a have shit ratings

#2 is not being wise and is pissing off #1,,,,you don't piss off #1

get it?:icon_eek:
The sky is falling, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!!!
:rolleyes:

[Mobo]

There goes Jimmy's PETA endorsement deal.

[norton23]

o.k. I agree that it's just a game and O and A should be seen as what they are= a comedy show,,,however they are a major morning show and once somebody else picks the story up nobody will remeber where it came from

either way,,,,whatever

[krisko]

oohh....Stephen Lynch show on friday!!!! wooooooot!

[OhioPest]

I think he's saying that it's not wise to broadcast something like this on a station that's big money maker is the Patriots. The Patriots are allready in hot water and even if it's a "rumor," it will take off before it dies out bringing negative attention to the pats, and this is not very good timing....

Honestly who gives a fuck???
Fuck the perfect Patriots with their perfect record and perfect quarterback.
Fuck the Redsox and fuck the bruins right in the mouth. Fucking fuck faces.
Fuck 'em

[Save My Up's Dick]

I think he's saying that it's not wise to broadcast something like this on a station that's big money maker is the Patriots. The Patriots are allready in hot water and even if it's a "rumor," it will take off before it dies out bringing negative attention to the pats, and this is not very good timing....
Ohh and God forbid O&A bring negativity to the Pats....FOR SHAME O&A for shame. I wonder how they will sleep.....Not negativity to the beloved Pats.

[Stig]

Jesus, I just missed two entire pages because of work. I even missed a "Stig Is Old" joke.

[krisko]

Honestly who gives a fuck???
Fuck the perfect Patriots with their perfect record and perfect quarterback.


alright.


fag :action-sm

[Wilmington WOW]

Jesus, I just missed two entire pages because of work. I even missed a "Stig Is Old" joke.

:icon_mrgr

[Deadbent]

oohh....Stephen Lynch show on friday!!!! wooooooot!

I'm going, and need a date. Wanna come with? :icon_mrgr

[meaty_vag_lips]

Honestly who gives a fuck???
Fuck the perfect Patriots with their perfect record and perfect quarterback.
Fuck the Redsox and fuck the bruins right in the mouth. Fucking fuck faces.
Fuck 'em

Don't hold back. How do you really feel?

[TELL'UMFRED]

Boston takes itself a bit too seriously, nobody cares.

No shit, this is place where the city was almost completely shut down because they thought the Aqua Teen Hunger Force lightboard Ad's where bombs. :haha7:

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.engadget.com/media/2007/01/athf-sign.jpg

[krisko]

I'm going, and need a date. Wanna come with? :icon_mrgr

yessssss ;)

[Save My Up's Dick]

Honestly who gives a fuck???
Fuck the perfect Patriots with their perfect record and perfect quarterback.
Fuck the Redsox and fuck the bruins right in the mouth. Fucking fuck faces.
Fuck 'em
Agreed

But Brady did go to Michigan.:icon_mrgr

[OhioPest]

Don't hold back. How do you really feel?

And the Pens Beat the Devils last night so fuck the Devils too. :action-sm

[krisko]

Agreed

But Brady did go to Michigan.:icon_mrgr

his only flaw :love:

[CM Mark]

No shit, this is place where the city was almost completely shut down because they thought the Aqua Teen Hunger Force lightnoard Ad's where bombs. :haha7:

What the fuck is a lightnoard? "whaa"

[VilleDick]

Agreed

But Brady did go to Michigan.:icon_mrgr

Fuck Michigan, and fuck MSU for shitting the bed and not winning

And the Pens Beat the Devils last night so fuck the Devils too. :action-sm

QFT, but my Flyers lost 1-0 to the stupid ass Rangers last night

[OhioPest]

his only flaw :love:
Fag x2 ;)

[meaty_vag_lips]

And the Pens Beat the Devils last night so fuck the Devils too. :action-sm

FUCK the Pens. Fuck them in their fucking fuckholes!:action-sm

[krisko]

Fuck Michigan, and fuck MSU for shitting the bed and not winning



QFT, but my Flyers lost 1-0 to the stupid ass Rangers last night

i'll hurt you ville....and not in a good way

edit: i'm an ass

[Dr. Hoffman]

Morning buddays.

I had to drive in to work with my wife this morning and Elliot was saying something about Tom Brady. What's up?

[OhioPest]

FUCK the Pens. Fuck them in their fucking fuckholes!:action-sm
You need...
http://i6.tinypic.com/4u8yfsm.jpg

[VilleDick]

Morning buddays.

I had to drive in to work with my wife this morning and Elliot was saying something about Tom Brady. What's up?

Wait, why are you listening to Elliot? I understand that DC radio sucks since the Greaseman went on hiatus, but surly you can do better than Elliot

[Chester'sLiver]

The show Ant watching was How I met your mother....I saw the commercial for that train wreck during football..

[krisko]

Morning buddays.

I had to drive in to work with my wife this morning and Elliot was saying something about Tom Brady. What's up?

dude dude...he's suspended for 4 games because he tested positive for some type of performance enhancing drug :icon_eek:

[OhioPest]

The show Ant watching was How I met your mother....I saw the commercial for that train wreck during football..

i can't sit through that one...
2 and a half men is Ok but Big Bang Theory has potential.
Hey, at least Monday night football was on.

[Dr. Hoffman]

Wait, why are you listening to Elliot? I understand that DC radio sucks since the Greaseman went on hiatus, but surly you can do better than Elliot

Well...we don't have XM in the wifes car.

dude dude...he's suspended for 4 games because he tested positive for some type of performance enhancing drug :icon_eek:

Are you kidding me? I'm not seeing anything up on ESPN yet. This is huge!!!

[pnigga]

other than the office, there isn't a single sitcom I can sit through

morning baggers

[Mobo]

What, no one watches Heroes? Did I just out myself?

[nostrilthump]

o.k. I agree that it's just a game and O and A should be seen as what they are= a comedy show,,,however they are a major morning show and once somebody else picks the story up nobody will remeber where it came from

either way,,,,whatever
I think everyone will know it was O&A & any press is good press.

[Chester'sLiver]

Are you kidding me? I'm not seeing anything up on ESPN yet. This is huge!!!
Oh man, I CAN"T BELIEVE THIS! Why couldn't he be suspended for the Colts game!?!:icon_evil

[OhioPest]

Pussy puppets = LOVE

[Stig]

Is this puppet full of tuna for realism?

[shwoogie]

Are you kidding me? I'm not seeing anything up on ESPN yet. This is huge!!!



You won't see it anywhere. It's a fake rumor.

[Mobo]

I think everyone will know it was O&A & any press is good press.

http://www.cringehumor.net/opie_anthony/ona.jpg

[OhioPest]

What, no one watches Heroes? Did I just out myself?
Honestly 2 seasons and I have yet to watch an episode.

[Guilty Spark]

Vulva puppet? what the fuck.

[Mobo]

Honestly 2 seasons and I have yet to watch an episode.

Thanks for being honest.

[Guilty Spark]

Erock's getting a little mouthy

[OhioPest]

Thanks for being honest.
That's what they pay me for.

[Stig]

I just got a panicked phone call from my wife, wondering what the deal is with Brady. :haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Mobo]

I pee from my <beep>.

[Save My Up's Dick]

You won't see it anywhere. It's a fake rumor.
Dick!

[CaptainWacky]

Regular guys just showering together.

[Dr. Hoffman]

You won't see it anywhere. It's a fake rumor.

Hey everybody!!! It's a bit roooooner!!! Everybody laugh and wave at the bit roooooner!!!

[norton23]

Honestly who gives a fuck???
Fuck the perfect Patriots with their perfect record and perfect quarterback.
Fuck the Redsox and fuck the bruins right in the mouth. Fucking fuck faces.
Fuck 'em

hahahah obviously you care mr jelousy:clap:

[Wilmington WOW]

The show Ant watching was How I met your mother....I saw the commercial for that train wreck during football..

my chick loves that show

[krisko]

Are you kidding me? I'm not seeing anything up on ESPN yet. This is huge!!!

i guess espn.com reported it first

other than the office, there isn't a single sitcom I can sit through

morning baggers

i watch How I Met Your Mother....there i said it :icon_redf

[OhioPest]

Jimmy Norton Promo Rawks!

[norton23]

Erock's getting a little mouthy

:clap:

[Stig]

i guess espn.com reported it first



i watch How I Met Your Mother....there i said it :icon_redf

Alyson Hanigan is super cute. But I still won't watch that show.

[norton23]

You won't see it anywhere. It's a fake rumor.


OMG!!! WHY WHY WHYYYYY

[Wilmington WOW]

You won't see it anywhere. It's a fake rumor.

:action-sm hey B.R.

[nostrilthump]

What, no one watches Heroes? Did I just out myself?
Record "Heroes", Watch football.

[OhioPest]

It just doesn't make sense. Why would ESPN report it and then not have the Brady story anywhere? Who paid them to take it down?
WTF???
Conspiracy Conspiracy. CC BCC COPY PASTE COPY PASTE

[pnigga]

i watch How I Met Your Mother....there i said it :icon_redf


when it comes to television programming, women and senior citizens seem to have surprisingly similar taste

no offense intended

[shwoogie]

Oh wait, I just heard it on WEEI *wacky horn*

[Mobo]

Alyson Hanigan is super cute. But I still won't watch that show.

I like that super-straight, womanizing, totally-not-gay, character!

http://prblog.typepad.com/strategic_public_relation/images/himym_bio_neil.jpg

[krisko]

when it comes to television programming, women and senior citizens seem to have surprisingly similar taste

no offense intended

it's not that bad. I mean...it's a little bit better than....According to Jim (is that show still on?)

[Wilmington WOW]

Alyson Hanigan is super cute. But I still won't watch that show.

ok I watched it last night with my chick

doogie hawser takes a piece of ass blond to a house that is for sale and pretends it his place.
The owenrs are out of town. He fucks her and walks out the door in the moring while she is in the shower, so she will never no where he lives.
It made me smile

[Stig]

I like that super-straight, womanizing, totally-not-gay, character!

http://prblog.typepad.com/strategic_public_relation/images/himym_bio_neil.jpg

He's a handsome fella. I'll bet he's really popular with the ladies.

[OhioPest]

when it comes to television programming, women and senior citizens seem to have surprisingly similar taste

no offense intended
There is a joke hidden in there somewhere between Fibercon and tampons.
My sleepy sinus infection head can find it.:arrrh:

[Stig]

it's not that bad. I mean...it's a little bit better than....According to Jim (is that show still on?)

You mean that science fiction show where Jim Belushi has a super hot wife?

[pnigga]

ok I watched it last night with my chick

doogie hawser takes a piece of ass blond to a house that is for sale.
The owenrs are out of town. He fucks her and walks out the door in the moring while she is in the shower, so she will never no where he lives.
It made me smile

It's 2007 and television producers are still casting fags as womanizers

Go America

[Natesac]

o.k. I agree that it's just a game and O and A should be seen as what they are= a comedy show,,,however they are a major morning show and once somebody else picks the story up nobody will remeber where it came from

either way,,,,whatever

Did you just give us a 'whatever'? Holy Valley High, you suck.

You get this (an oldie, but a goodie):

http://www.piespace.net/images/thanks.jpg



Oh, and HI everyone!

[krisko]

ok I watched it last night with my chick

doogie hawser takes a piece of ass blond to a house that is for sale.
The owenrs are out of town. He fucks her and walks out the door in the moring while she is in the shower, so she will never no where he lives.
It made me smile

thank you for rooooning it for me, i have it tivo'd :icon_evil




:action-sm

[OhioPest]

You mean that science fiction show where Jim Belushi has a super hot wife?
That was like every show.
Why is there always a hot chick and stupid fat husband?
WHYYYYY???

[CM Mark]

You won't see it anywhere. It's a fake rumor.

Doesn't Booking 101 say that the Quarterback of an 8-0 football team is under the highest scrutiny of anyone?

[Stig]

That was like every show.
Why is there always a hot chick and stupid fat husband?
WHYYYYY???

It means that men still run the world and everything is OK. :action-sm

When shows start casting black dudes with hot, blond wives, start worrying.

[Mobo]

Anthony's Dr Smith yell makes me smile.

[krisko]

Did you just give us a 'whatever'? Holy Valley High, you suck.
Oh, and HI everyone!

hi!
and:
http://www.brentbrain.org.uk/brain/braincf.nsf/Images/whatever_sadehands/$file/whatever_sadehands_content.jpg

[Dr. Hoffman]

"She entiiiiiced me."

[Stig]

hi!
and:
http://www.brentbrain.org.uk/brain/braincf.nsf/Images/whatever_sadehands/$file/whatever_sadehands_content.jpg

"Wackbag 4 life, Yo!!!"

[pnigga]

http://www.brentbrain.org.uk/brain/braincf.nsf/Images/whatever_sadehands/$file/whatever_sadehands_content.jpg

you don't see many black weezer fans

[norton23]

Did you just give us a 'whatever'? Holy Valley High, you suck.

You get this (an oldie, but a goodie):





Oh, and HI everyone!


whatever

[Natesac]

hi!
and:
http://www.brentbrain.org.uk/brain/braincf.nsf/Images/whatever_sadehands/$file/whatever_sadehands_content.jpg

Is that what is looks like when I have your legs spread? Or is that what I should do? I'm confused. :action-sm

[nostrilthump]

That was like every show.
Why is there always a hot chick and stupid fat husband?
WHYYYYY???

To give us hope...:icon_bigg

[GregThePlumber]

ladies and gentleman...i present to you.....Larry Literal!!! :clap:


that wasn't very nice :mad4:

[Mobo]

Is that what is looks like when I have your legs spread? Or is that what I should do? I'm confused. :action-sm

You're confused about what to do when you have someone's legs spread? Now, I'm confused.

[CM Mark]

http://www.espn.com/news/media/Brady_Press_Confrence.html (http://www.blink-182.com)

Here's the video feed for the Tom Brady Press Confrence.

[meanmarv]

Only Balloons use their pee-hole for sex.

[krisko]

that wasn't very nice :mad4:

welcome to wackbag...where no one is nice (or funny) :action-sm

[OhioPest]

http://www.espn.com/news/media/Brady_Press_Confrence.html (http://www.blink-182.com)

Here's the video feed for the Tom Brady Press Confrence.

:clap::clap::clap:That was by far one of the bestest things I have ever seen on teh Intarnets!!!:clap::clap::clap:

[norton23]

Only Balloons use their pee-hole for sex.


your pics make me sleepy and horny at the same time,,,like a nice relaxing trance

[norton23]

welcome to wackbag...where no one is nice (or funny) :action-sm


or self absorbed douche bag sox/pats fans:action-sm

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwww a double post I SUCK!

[CM Mark]

You're confused about what to do when you have someone's legs spread? Now, I'm confused.

I'm not.

Oh, and goodmorning Nate/ :action-sm

[Mobo]

welcome to wackbag...where no one is nice (or funny) :action-sm

Oh, I don't know. Someone made a pretty funny "Larry Literal" joke a few pages back.

[Chester'sLiver]

Oh, I don't know. Someone made a pretty funny "Larry Literal" joke a few pages back.

I think that was me...I can't remember...but those pages are in the past and I think we should just move on...

[krisko]

Oh, I don't know. Someone made a pretty funny "Larry Literal" joke a few pages back.

don't patronize me remobo :icon_evil

;)

[meanmarv]

Eog!!!!!!!!!

[Guilty Spark]

I'm goin to make myself a Harvey Wallbanger.


(3 parts) Vodka
(1 part) Vanilla Galliano
(6 parts) Fresh orange juice

drink up!

[Mobo]

Eog!!!!!!!!!

[Larry King] Why do you hate Egg Nog? [/Larry King]

[meanmarv]

It would be interesting to calculate how much time is spent (not wasted) by people using WB during business hours. I guess activity all depends on contact and user interest at the time? How many are in positions of authority or in charge of IT where they can justify usage?

[MattyIceGfunk]

Jesus I would be fired not for the amount of time but for the vile shit I look at.

[Mobo]

It would be interesting to calculate how much time is spent (not wasted) by people using WB during business hours. I guess activity all depends on contact and user interest at the time? How many are in positions of authority or in charge of IT where they can justify usage?

WHAT'RE YA TRYIN TO DO? ROOOON IT?

[VilleDick]

It would be interesting to calculate how much time is spent (not wasted) by people using WB during business hours. I guess activity all depends on contact and user interest at the time? How many are in positions of authority or in charge of IT where they can justify usage?

I tend to waste about 6 hours of my 8 hours shift. Sooooo, I'm guessing 75% is the national average

[Chester'sLiver]

Jesus I would be fired not for the amount of time but for the vile shit I look at.
Stig's posts aren't that bad...

[meanmarv]

I heard Muslims think their Savior is going to come for the rear of a man? Any truth to this rumor?

[DiscountHarry]

[Larry King] Why do you hate Egg Nog? [/Larry King]

Actually if it was from Larry King, he would say "Why do you hate THE Egg Nog?

[meanmarv]

WHAT'RE YA TRYIN TO DO? ROOOON IT?

Just between us as I spend most of the day logged in and wondered if it was just me?

[VilleDick]

Jesus I would be fired not for the amount of time but for the vile shit I look at.

Hey! [/Fez]


Oh Vile, sorry :action-sm

[Stig]

I'm goin to make myself a Harvey Wallbanger.


(3 parts) Vodka
(1 part) Vanilla Galliano
(6 parts) Fresh orange juice

drink up!

What's 1956 like?

[krisko]

I tend to waste about 6 hours of my 8 hours shift. Sooooo, I'm guessing 75% is the national average

i'm on here every second that i'm at work...so about 44 hours/wk....::hammer:

[Mobo]

I work with a bunch of World of Warcraft (The bad kind of WoW) addicts. They don't notice any kind of computer "overusage". Around here, it's normal.

[norton23]

Hey! [/Fez]


Oh Vile, sorry :action-sm


wackbag is work though :huh:

[MattyIceGfunk]

Hey! [/Fez]


Oh Vile, sorry :action-sm

Yea deek and the meatspin doesn't help either. That was my own fault I guess.

[nostrilthump]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/1GirlMumBARC_468x292.jpg

[norton23]

i'm on here every second that i'm at work...so about 44 hours/wk....::hammer:


HOLY SHIT:icon_eek: You cannot be serious....im here from 5-10 off and on and then if I work afternoons like today which is rare= 4-8 so I guess

25hrs per week to 30

[MattyIceGfunk]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/1GirlMumBARC_468x292.jpg

Jimmy likes the big clits doesn't he?

[Chester'sLiver]

dude fucking tags....I don't need to see that shit..

[Ciarin]

morning

[Mobo]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/1GirlMumBARC_468x292.jpg

Fuckin starvin. We got any calamari.....with curry back there, Earl?

[Guilty Spark]

holy shit, notice how they paint all the nails on that thing

[Stig]

morning

Long time no see, miss. :action-sm

[mikek]

I tend to waste about 6 hours of my 8 hours shift. Sooooo, I'm guessing 75% is the national average

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

Da-uh? Space out?

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

http://www.artstuff.net/images/big red.jpg

[krisko]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/1GirlMumBARC_468x292.jpg

i have an idea: http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/03/50/22185003.jpg

[VilleDick]

Yea deek and the meatspin doesn't help either. That was my own fault I guess.

:D

[Stig]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/1GirlMumBARC_468x292.jpg

You'd think this thing would be revered as a god in India.

[CM Mark]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/1GirlMumBARC_468x292.jpg

hot

[Chester'sLiver]

holy shit...if you are gonna quote that abomination please tag it..

[OhioPest]

Of the 6 or so people in the office partition in which I reside, one plays some online golf game all day, 3 others watch TV and movies, another AIMs all day and I wack the bag.

[CM Mark]

morning

morning sweet cheeks

[mikek]

holy shit...if you are gonna quote that abomination please tag it..

You workplace doesn't allow pics of hotties?

[krisko]

tag that picture!!!!!! :puke:

[Chester'sLiver]

You workplace doesn't allow pics of hotties?

who cares if they allow it...I just don't want to see that "God was sleeping" atrocity...

[Ciarin]

I go on wackbag on my break sometimes. That's about it. It'd be hard to get away with holding my laptop while I'm screening passengers.

[norton23]

I go on wackbag on my break sometimes. That's about it. It'd be hard to get away with holding my laptop while I'm screening passengers.

do you do any racial profiling??

[OhioPest]

do you do any racial profiling??

is there any better kind?

[mikek]

Jerhico (sp?) was a doucebag.

[SteveSteele]

Morning baggers.

[meanmarv]

Some places only allow mylar balloons

[krisko]

ooooh goody...a bagger being mentioned by name on the air!!!! :rolleyes:

[Stig]

I go on wackbag on my break sometimes. That's about it. It'd be hard to get away with holding my laptop while I'm screening passengers.

Just wave 'em through. Where are you, Logan?
What's the worst that could happen? :icon_roll

[norton23]

Some places only allow mylar balloons

who's the stormtrooper???

[Stig]

Don't be silly, Jimmy. How can the guy at the plate steal home?

[meanmarv]

who's the stormtrooper???

sadly I admit I don't know as I borrowed the pic from myspace.

[Ciarin]

The picture of that kid isn't that bad. They can just cut off the extra shit, I guess.

This one is a bit more...interesting...

http://cellar.org/2006/marliecasseus1.jpg

[Ciarin]

do you do any racial profiling??

I wish. Not allowed to though. We mostly screen elderly folks and middle-aged white businessmen. go go TSA!

[krisko]

aahhahahah jimmy's killing :haha7:

[meanmarv]

The picture of that kid isn't that bad. They can just cut off the extra shit, I guess.

This one is a bit more...interesting...

http://cellar.org/2006/marliecasseus1.jpg

Ball-Chinnian?

[MattyIceGfunk]

The picture of that kid isn't that bad. They can just cut off the extra shit, I guess.

This one is a bit more...interesting...

http://cellar.org/2006/marliecasseus1.jpg

I thought Hippos had more than one tooth:icon_conf

[OhioPest]

One handed bag wacking shitbag!

[Ciarin]

after extensive curgery she looks a bit better:

http://www.nbc6.net/2006/1219/10568503_240X180.jpg

[Stig]

http://cellar.org/2006/marliecasseus1.jpg

All day long, all she thinks is "Kill me...kill me...please, God, someone kill me..."

[Deadbent]

Love the pictures of all these things that are poster children for pro-choice.

[patti]

jimmy's ranting rules!!

[Hog's Big Ben]

The picture of that kid isn't that bad. They can just cut off the extra shit, I guess.

This one is a bit more...interesting...

http://cellar.org/2006/marliecasseus1.jpg

When Mom says don't hold your nose when you sneeze, you better listen.

[Ciarin]

I think it's weird that the parents let it get that bad before getting something done about it. She wasn't born that way.

[Wilmington WOW]

is that he indian baby's twat?

why didnt they put a pair of 8 legged shorts on that thing to cover up her snatch?

[Deadbent]

When Mom says don't hold your nose when you sneeze, you better listen.

How does it chew chicken or eat watermelon with that ONE TOOTH!!

[Stig]

How does it chew chicken or eat watermelon with that ONE TOOTH!!

You mean "Toof."

[Save My Up's Dick]

How does it chew chicken or eat watermelon with that ONE TOOTH!!
That's spelled, Tooffs

[Wilmington WOW]

What's 1956 like?

Why would you ask, you were in 10th grade then.

Stiggy, you're serving up softballs here.:action-sm

[Earl's D]

boy oh boy...The "Tom Brady Story" has some serious legs in Buffalo - where a local AM station is investigating...

http://boards.buffalobills.com/showthread.php?t=21902

[Wilmington WOW]

is this from "pro football talk.com

mentioned on r&f yesterday


linger longer to a different show

[cokelogic]

Oooooo! I heard my name.

[SteveSteele]

I thought Tom Brady only did coke with Ben? Lingerr longerr.

[Stig]

Why would you ask, you were in 10th grade then.

Stiggy, you're serving up softballs here.:action-sm
Highballs, actually.
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/50/96/23219650.jpg

[Chester'sLiver]

They are the oldest living conjoined twins. The previous record was 30 seconds..."What the hell is that???quick throw it out.."

[Mobo]

Her favorite country song is:
"The bitch attached to me gets banged by Nitters".

[CM Mark]

I think it's weird that the parents let it get that bad before getting something done about it. She wasn't born that way.

That's an easy answer. She's black, so I'd assume her parents are black too. They let it go because they didn't have medical insurance

[Deadbent]

Highballs, actually.
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/50/96/23219650.jpg


Now with Lowballs, too.
http://www.nature.com/ng/journal/v38/n6/images/ng0606-605-I1.jpg

[Wilmington WOW]

opie stand away from the mic and let ant and jimmy make the funny


he needed a car crash there

[OhioPest]

boy oh boy...The "Tom Brady Story" has some serious legs in Buffalo - where a local AM station is investigating...

http://boards.buffalobills.com/showthread.php?t=21902

And Here... http://thenewsleak.com/2007/11/06/tom-brady-suspended/

[krunk]

is this unlucky lottery or sucks to be you?

[Stig]

They can't be separated surgically. But they COULD be separated explosively.

[mikek]

boy oh boy...The "Tom Brady Story" has some serious legs in Buffalo - where a local AM station is investigating...

http://boards.buffalobills.com/showthread.php?t=21902

My friend, Ramone, works @ the NFL headquarters. He says it's 100% true.

[CM Mark]

They are the oldest living conjoined twins. The previous record was 30 seconds..."What the hell is that???quick throw it out.."

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Save My Up's Dick]

boy oh boy...The "Tom Brady Story" has some serious legs in Buffalo - where a local AM station is investigating...

http://boards.buffalobills.com/showthread.php?t=21902
:haha7:

[RickMcCrank47]

bloggers are going crazy over this...

http://fisherwy.blogspot.com/2007/11/tom-brady-suspended.html

[norton23]

Looks like Schilling is a Yankee now::hammer:

[Ciarin]

That's an easy answer. She's black, so I'd assume her parents are black too. They let it go because they didn't have medical insurance

yea, haitian.

[krisko]

You mean "Toof."

That's spelled, Tooffs

ahhh...stupid meeting, i was getting ready to type that but i thought i'd scroll down one and there you two were :icon_mrgr

[Wilmington WOW]

pickled punks
remember when opie would say that 5 times a show, every day

[krisko]

oohh pickled punk...lingerrrrr longerrrrrr

[Friday]

I played a siamese twin once in a show.... it was fun!
Until the curtain came down too quickly one performance and nearly severed us in two! eeeeek!

Morning fuckers! :action-sm

[Lillibaby]

ugh i have "Unsympathetic-Asshole Syndrome." I can't help but get irritated at all people who are mentally/physically handicapped or irregular.

[krunk]

four boyfriends? they must be real lookers.....and by real lookers I mean you need to stare and yell WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!

[Mobo]

Reba Mc-Entire-life-sucks.

[Stig]

I played a siamese twin once in a show.... it was fun!
Until the curtain came down too quickly one performance and nearly severed us in two! eeeeek!

Morning fuckers! :action-sm

Someone should bring the curtain down on these two.

[SteveSteele]

Hopefully she covers the twin with a coffin.

[Wilmington WOW]

the one sister puts on a disguise to look like prop tree
linger longer to a movie

[Ciarin]

LOL, they were on tv, an episode of Nip/Tuck!

http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/410965/480929

[Chester'sLiver]

[Larry King]Ladies and Gentlemen on their continuous get together, The Notly (human) Cru

[norton23]

[Larry King]Ladies and Gentlemen on their continuous get together, The Notly (human) Cru


:clap::clap::clap::clap:

[Chester'sLiver]

Every time they get a split they break down and cry thinking about what could have been

[krisko]

Every time they get a split they break down and cry thinking about what could have been

:haha7::haha7::clap::clap:

IF that...and the last one!

[bovs00]

I'm not sure if this was posted yet

http://halfninja.wordpress.com/2007/11/06/tom-brady-is-not-being-suspended/

[SteveSteele]

How do you share an asshole? That pair must argue about the shitter. One twin has vile, awful farts and the other just has to suffer in the odor.

[Chester'sLiver]

She recently did a song with Bill Ray Cyrus it was called "Don't tell my parents........my awfully disappointed parents"

[Save My Up's Dick]

Ummm, she's not good.

[VilleDick]

I'm not sure if this was posted yet

http://halfninja.wordpress.com/2007/11/06/tom-brady-is-not-being-suspended/

For real? That's odd, cause SI picked up on it

http://www.si.com/nfl/news/bradysus.htm (http://www.meatspin.com)

[meanmarv]

Reba sings at the Dwarf convention

[krisko]

She recently did a song with Bill Ray Cyrus it was called "Don't tell my parents........my awfully disappointed parents"

can't win 'em all CL :action-sm

noice...another Stephen Lynch song :):)

[Chester'sLiver]

can't win 'em all CL :action-sm

noice...another Stephen Lynch song :):)

I liked that one....I think I batted like .620 that break...

none got read though.. oh well...:icon_cool

[Mobo]

The Pointer-and-laugh Sisters.

[Ciarin]

ugh, I had to paint a portrait of an ugly ass baby. That sucked.


And yea, I told the mom her baby was ugly when I was finished.

[meanmarv]

latest wire says NLF players were tested positive for having hot beef injections. http://www.wowomg.com

[VilleDick]

ugh, I had to paint a portrait of an ugly ass baby. That sucked.


And yea, I told the mom her baby was ugly when I was finished.

Bravo Sierra! Shennagins! No way you did that, stop lying

[Stig]

I'm not sure if this was posted yet

http://halfninja.wordpress.com/2007/11/06/tom-brady-is-not-being-suspended/

I posted a comment that the full story was available at meatspin.com. :haha7:

[norton23]

end of show pic

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/j/angelinajolie/photos/angelina-jolie-019.jpg

[OhioPest]

For real? That's odd, cause SI picked up on it

http://www.si.com/nfl/news/bradysus.htm (http://www.meatspin.com)


I think they are over reacting a bit.
Frankly I am appalled that SI would respond in that manner.

[Ciarin]

Bravo Sierra! Shennagins! No way you did that, stop lying

lol, you spelled shenanigans wrong. And I wasn't lying.

[Stig]

end of show pic


Thanks. But the show isn't over for an hour or so.
:haha7:

[Puffy_McScrote]

"Get Them A Pair of Scissor Sisters"

[OhioPest]

ugh, I had to paint a portrait of an ugly ass baby. That sucked.


And yea, I told the mom her baby was ugly when I was finished.

I assume she called you back for the next baby because of you candor?

[VilleDick]

lol, you spelled shenanigans wrong. And I wasn't lying.

Probably. And yes you are

[Ciarin]

I assume she called you back for the next baby because of you candor?

She got hella pissed, lmao. One of her friends was there when I told her and she said "Don't get all mad, you know you got an ugly baby."

[mikek]

OMG. CNN is reporting Tom Brady died in a plane crash.

[LiddyRules]

What wacky corporation still uses teh term "CD-ROM" what is it, 94?

[CM Mark]

I posted a comment that the full story was available at meatspin.com. :haha7:

I gave them a link to stagparty.us. :D

[mikek]

She got hella pissed, lmao. One of her friends was there when I told her and she said "Don't get all mad, you know you got an ugly baby."

That's hilarious. :haha7:

[LiddyRules]

OMG. CNN is reporting Tom Brady died in a plane crash. That isn't CNN, that's Ben and it's not "died in a plane crash," it was "doing coke in a bathroom, dude."

[Puffy_McScrote]

OMG. CNN is reporting Tom Brady died in a plane crash.

But FOXNews is saying he died late last night drunk and standing in front of a train in NJ.

Linger Longerrrreh...

[Ciarin]

Probably. And yes you are

Prove it.

[Stig]

She got hella pissed, lmao. One of her friends was there when I told her and she said "Don't get all mad, you know you got an ugly baby."

With an attitude like that, I just can't imagine how you ended up homeless. :action-sm

[VilleDick]

Spy Report...Spy Report

The Philly cop killer has been arrested in Miami

[Stig]

OMG. CNN is reporting Tom Brady died in a plane crash.

You should at least pick a different guy to make shit up about. :)

[Ciarin]

With an attitude like that, I just can't imagine how you ended up homeless. :action-sm

ORLY?

I got out of the army and I moved to MA. No money, no job = homeless.

[Mobo]

Spy Report...Spy Report

The Philly cop killer has been arrested in Miami

And this just in, he tested positive for steroids.

[Stig]

Spy Report...Spy Report

The Philly cop killer has been arrested in Miami

Dexter Morgan figured out the blood spatters.

[Stig]

ORLY?

I got out of the army and I moved to MA. No money, no job = homeless.

Wavy guy, Miss. Wavy guy. :action-sm

[Save My Up's Dick]

And this just in, he tested positive for steroids.
Nice.

:clap:

[mikek]

Wow...they're serving eggnog in the studio!

[Mobo]

Wow...they're serving eggnog in the studio!

New baby bird video?

[meanmarv]

nignog

[Ciarin]

Wavy guy, Miss. Wavy guy. :action-sm

http://209.85.48.9/10458/184/emo/undeadmetal.gif > :action-sm

[SteveSteele]

That isn't CNN, that's Ben and it's not "died in a plane crash," it was "doing coke in a bathroom, dude."

You're a page or two late. Isaid that bfore when they first brought up the steroid thing.

[wowbumperstickr]

ORLY?

I got out of the army and I moved to MA. No money, no job = homeless.

You can stay with me for a bit? :)

[Wilmington WOW]

D.L. with line of the day

[Ciarin]

You can stay with me for a bit? :)

lol, that was about 5 yrs ago.

[Chester'sLiver]

Were the parents disappointed it wasn't human or psyched because they gave birth to the newest spider man villain...

[Mobo]

These types of children will continue to be born until the stones of Kali are returned!

http://www.indyprops.com/pp-stonenew2.jpg

[CM Mark]

Spy Report...Spy Report

The Philly cop killer has been arrested in Miami

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-1106copkillsuspect,0,7251512.story?coll=sofla_tab0 1_layout

[nostrilthump]

Handjob time:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/vishnu_468x672.jpg

[Mobo]

D.L. Puke-ly! Meh Meh.

[Mother Shucker]

UUUUUUUHHHHHHGGGGG! (http://news.yahoo.com/photo/071106/481/dcc72de43a0d474cbcfb180115ff1ad5)

[wowbumperstickr]

lol, that was about 5 yrs ago.


Thats ok. Offers still more gooder. :icon_mrgr

[DiscountHarry]

DL & Red's reactions were awesome

[Dr. Hoffman]

Handjob time:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/vishnu_468x672.jpg

This chick could make for quite the porn star.

[krisko]

end of show pic

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/j/angelinajolie/photos/angelina-jolie-019.jpg

thank you again

[nataskaos]

woo hoo.
2 girls, 1 cup...the song.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/45555/

[CM Mark]

These types of children will continue to be born until the stones of Kali are returned!

http://www.indyprops.com/pp-stonenew2.jpg

Damn, who knew that his thyroid problem wasn't his only issue. Those are some big ass kidney stones

http://www.thegreatkhali.info/great-khali-gallery/great-khali-3.jpg

[meanmarv]

I looked at the show cast and Tucker was not listed or have I ever seen him on a episode? (Bounty Hunter)
"Dog the Balloon Hunter"

[Mobo]

When DL comes on the show, what dies faster, the show, the board, or humor?

[wowbumperstickr]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j276/unicorn767/Dog%20The%20Bounty%20Hunter/normal_002.jpg
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z235/booth-g-dawg/joke1h.jpg

[GoCamels]

LOTD: "If she can't use our comb, don't bring her home."

[Mobo]

DL has said mullet 14 times. I think he's onto something......

MULLET

Haaaaa ha ha ha ha!

[wowbumperstickr]

"If she's going to eat my ribs, keep her from my crib.

[Awful Me]

I just came back and thought they left early and this was best of.

Does it always have to be the same conversation with D.L.?

[VilleDick]

I just came back and thought they left early and this was best of.

Does it always have to be the same conversation with D.L.?

It's not actually best of? Shit, didn't realize

[Stig]

DL has said mullet 14 times. I think he's onto something......

MULLET

Haaaaa ha ha ha ha!

Mullet-Americans are misspelling letters to the sponsors even as we speak.

[mikek]

When DL comes on the show, what dies faster, the show, the board, or humor?

yes.

[Mobo]

......and, he had a mullet! HAAAAAAAA ha ha ha!

Try it, it's fun!

[Deadbent]

If she don't need conk, don't give her your donk.


http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/01/27/inside-big-momma.jpg

[OhioPest]

If the girl ain't nappy, we ain't happy.
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w95/e4pnp/Imus.jpg

[wowbumperstickr]

If she ain't a hoe, keep her from my door.

[CM Mark]

If your chick is a ******, my dick will get bigger

[Mobo]

"I mean you never see a black person......"
"You ever seen a black person....."
"Black people will never say...."
MULLET!

Tee hee.

[wowbumperstickr]

If your girl ain't cooking her fried chicken with Wessen, you ain't got my blessin.


http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa303/ftswar/1193379477908.gif

[Mobo]

Which American Gladiator was this guy?

[meanmarv]

If you have a big gullet you'll be wearing a mullet!

[Deadbent]

"Don't get the feeling, get some velcro and see if she sticks to the ceiling."

"Make sure you can't see her in dark, and she don't smoke rock in the park."

"If she don't eat chittlins, don't have childrins"

"If she's fat and white.. keep her."

[Stig]

Which American Gladiator was this guy?

******.

[Awful Me]

Which American Gladiator was this guy?

****** Guy

EDIT: DAMMIT STIG!

[meanmarv]

Which American Gladiator was this guy?

Negro

[CaptainWacky]

Which American Gladiator was this guy?

the black one

[Wilmington WOW]

Well round here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...

[wowbumperstickr]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n3/cougarjpm/Hi-Hats/Opening%20Pages/nig.jpg

[krisko]

Well round here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...

NIIIGGGAAAAAAA

[Mobo]

******.

****** Guy

EDIT: DAMMIT STIG!

Negro

the black one

4 posts + 1 joke.

I'm going to start video taping peoples disappointment reading this board.

:action-sm

[CaptainWacky]

Nice
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/11/06/no-tom-brady-has-not-been-suspended/

[Save My Up's Dick]

If she ain't a hoe, keep her from my door.
Yeah that rhymes :icon_roll:rolleyes:

[wowbumperstickr]

Yeah that rhymes :icon_roll:rolleyes:


Yeah, that one was a stretch. You have to use ebonics on it. :action-sm

I'll do it.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa303/ftswar/104888.jpg

[Stig]

Every group has been exploited. But the blacks are the only ones who've exploited being exploited.

[Mobo]

If your joke sucks the most, don't worry, just post!

[nostrilthump]

Anthrax blanket... hahaha!

[Awful Me]

Yeah, that one was a stretch. You have to use ebonics on it. :action-sm

then you should have put ho' and do'

[nataskaos]

the reponses to "which american gladiator was he" were fantastic...and predictable.

good work all.

i loffed.

[CaptainWacky]

He was sabre btw.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn_%22Red%22_Williams

[Save My Up's Dick]

then you should have put ho' and do'
:clap: Clappy hands for you sir.

[Mobo]

He was sabre btw.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn_%22Red%22_Williams

Moooooortaaaallllll Kombaaaaaat!

[Deadbent]

hey, lookit that. How rare. a black guy talking about hundreds of years of slavery.

[Mobo]

I want a Patrice/D.L. show. I think Patrice would have a field day calling D.L. on his hacky black/white material.

[Mobo]

hey, lookit that. How rare. a black guy talking about hundreds of years of slavery.

I know! This is the first I've heard of it! Sorry black people.:icon_cry:

[CaptainWacky]

hey, lookit that. How rare. a black guy talking about hundreds of years of slavery.

To be fair he did make a fried chicken joke, and nappy hair joke. So it balances out.

[Ciarin]

I'm not sorry.

[Wilmington WOW]

O&A steer the conversation to this
DL wasnt talkin black white when he came in
opie brought it up with "why do you people ...."
I think D.L. has had some great lines today

[Deadbent]

To be fair he did make a fried chicken joke, and nappy hair joke. So it balances out.

If he makes some white people do dis _____ and black peoples do dat_____ joke... I'm goin into battle mode.

[Dr. Hoffman]

I'm not sorry.

You should be.

[Ciarin]

You should be.

why?

[Mobo]

So the guy that was in "Mortal Kombat:Annihalation" is grossed out by a shit video?

hypocrite.

[Dr. Hoffman]

why?

Because you're white.

[CaptainWacky]

Because you're white.
I'm a spic. Do i have to apologize?


(I know I setup the jokes)

[Stig]

Ant just scored LOTD with "Hey, we had to watch the OJ acquittal!"

[Stig]

I'm a spic. Do i have to apologize?


(I know I setup the jokes)

No. Just give back the stuff you took.

[mikek]

Nice
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/11/06/no-tom-brady-has-not-been-suspended/

:haha7: To repeat: Tom Brady has not been suspended. Nothing to see here.

That's pretty funny.

[krisko]

then you should have put ho' and do'

you're smiling today mister!! :)

[Stig]

:haha7: To repeat: Tom Brady has not been suspended. Nothing to see here.

That's pretty funny.

I wonder if he's in Pat Battle Mode.

[Ciarin]

I'm sicilian, so I can claim to be part black.

[CaptainWacky]

No. Just give back the stuff you took.

Thats 1.

[Mobo]

I was homeless, so I can claim to be part black.

fixed.

[krisko]

Because you're white.

ew.

[Deadbent]

I'm sicilian, so I can claim to be part black.

Hahaha your great great great great great grandmother got fucked by.... an n!



http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2000/02/01/trueromance.jpg

[CM Mark]

why?

Don't mind Hoffman Ciarin, he's just upset that he was stupid and got married

[Dr. Hoffman]

I'm a spic. Do i have to apologize?


(I know I setup the jokes)

Only for making me pay higher medical rates, taxes, etc. you illegal son of a bitch!!!

[CaptainWacky]

Only for making me pay higher medical rates, taxes, etc. you illegal son of a bitch!!!

OK I'll add more fodder. I'm Cuban..

[mikek]

I'm a spic. Do i have to apologize?

From C.W.'s myspace:
http://www.springfieldartscouncil.com/images_costumes/COSTUME_WEB_SenorSombrero.jpg

[SteveSteele]

Das chicken is good.

[Ciarin]

OK I'll add more fodder. I'm Cuban..

May I see your cigar?

[CM Mark]

I'm a spic. Do i have to apologize?


(I know I setup the jokes)

So, you and CurseoftheBambino are in a car, who'e driving?




the cop:action-sm

[Friday]

right now i am completely disgusted
these people need to be shot.

[Mobo]

How Dare They Treat One Of The Kings Of Comedy Like This!!!!!!

[meanmarv]

DL's pissed cause some white dude is fucking his food source.

[Dr. Hoffman]

OK I'll add more fodder. I'm Cuban..

Can't Casto just fucking die? I want a genuine Cuban Cigar.

[Wilmington WOW]

would you rather be the chicken be fitted for a neck tie or the one being fucked by Himmler?

[SteveSteele]

OK I'll add more fodder. I'm Cuban..

Then get me a cigar. :action-sm

[Mobo]

OK I'll add more fodder. I'm Cuban..

I saw your new car.......niiiiiiiiiiice!

http://www.le.ac.uk/ml/images/cuban_car.jpg

[CaptainWacky]

May I see your cigar?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a219/daxman7/cuban_cigars_legalized.jpg

[SteveSteele]

right now i am completely disgusted
these people need to be shot.

The Nazi chicken fucker or the girls from the 2girls1cup website?

[krisko]

Can't Casto just fucking die? I want a genuine Cuban Cigar.

I haaaaattttteeee Casto!

[CM Mark]

The Nazi chicken fucker or the girls from the 2girls1cup website?

yes