Midget Jokes - Keep them short

[Balogny Tits]

I rear ended a midget with my car today. He got out and said "I am not happy"; then I said, well than which dwarf are you?

[Balogny Tits]

I hired a midget hooker last night. I gave her 8 dollars to go up on me.

[martianvirus]

knee's cock?

[Kris_LTRMa]

I asked a midget to borrow a dollar and he said 'sorry, I'm a little short'


:icon_roll

that has to be one of the worst jokes. Ever.

[gleet]

Midget cowboy complained to doctor about excruciating pain in his balls. Doc looked him over, pulled out a huge set of scissors. Midget says you ain't cutting my balls off. Doc said, no, I'm cutting the tops off your new boots.

[ShooterMcGavin]

knee's cock?

Who?!

[Hudson]

Three Midgets walked into a bar
They should not have been wearing a trench coat

[seeinred]

Three Midgets walked into a bar
They should not have been wearing a trench coat

I nominate that for the worst joke ever.

[Hudson]

I nominate that for the worst joke ever.


I'll Take it.......But I believe I am the only one here to ever stay in a hotel hosting a "Little People of America" Convention......Stick that in your pipe........

[i3aconi3oy]

Why do midgets always laugh when they run?....
Cuz the grass tickles their nuts!

[stillbornstew]

:popcorn:

[Haeder]

I'll Take it.......But I believe I am the only one here to ever stay in a hotel hosting a "Little People of America" Convention......Stick that in your pipe........

Please tell me you went on an elevator stopping spree after a cabbage, onion and tofu bender.

[SwimConnerSwim]

As Wackbag's one and only true midget, I bless this thread and give it my approval. Now if we only had a black guy around here so we can start thrown n****r around...

[stillbornstew]

As Wackbag's one and only true midget, I bless this thread and give it my approval. Now if we only had a black guy around here so we can start thrown n****r around...
and exactly HOW tall are you?

<---------5'4"

[SwimConnerSwim]

5'1, but thats after bone stretching. I really am classified as a dwarf.

[Glenn Dandy]

Theres other dwarfs....:icon_wink


Wackbag is home to the Large and very small with very few regular sized people in the middle somewhere.:icon_roll

Like one happy dysfunctional family.

thats why i love live events.... its better than visiting the local farmers market to people watch.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Q: Why are midgets always thirsty?

A: Because water fountains are designed for use by humans. Wokka wokka!


Yes... I know... I'm going straight to Hell.

[duGandfriends]

5'1, but thats after bone stretching. I really am classified as a dwarf.

Yeah, midgets stretch my bone

[stillbornstew]

5'1, but thats after bone stretching. I really am classified as a dwarf.
i concede defeat, you have bested me sir.
Q: Why are midgets always thirsty?

A: Because water fountains are designed for use by humans. Wokka wokka!


Yes... I know... I'm going straight to Hell.
best short joke i ever heard was heading back to the ship in kuala lampur. there was a sign of a police man w/ one hand on his hip, and one off to the side. so one of the PH's start yelling at me while i was walking thye pier back to the ship and when i turned around he took my pic.
posted it the next day and the way it came out i was beneath the level of the sign cop's arm. he captioned it "HM2 Edwards isn't tall enough to ride the USS Blue Ridge" and posted it on the ships webpage for the whole crew to get a loff at.

[Lil'GlubGlub]

what's the most popular name for mexican midget female soccer players?



Cunsuelo.

[oandapartycock]

Knock knock.

[duGandfriends]

who is there?

[madbam]

Q: Why can't midget wear tampons?


A: Because they keep stepping on the string.....

[oandapartycock]

who is there?

Midget

[predators1998]

Midget who?

[oandapartycock]

Midget who?

A midget who can't reach the doorbell!















Wow. 16 hours to get off a lame Knock Knock joke. I should be ashamed of myself. ::hammer:

[Hudson]

I shall leave my experiences/jokes elsewhere from when our family inadvertantly stayed at the same hotel as the Little People of America Convention. Thank goodness it was a short stay.