Looking for a hook up

[Zamboni]

Hate to say it but I am looking for a hook up. Preferably with another O & A fan ( female of course ) Who is not a pig ( prize pig that is )

Send a messae or leave a post if interested. I am in Central / Eastern MA.

[dodisman]

You must be a real catch chief.

[maz]

get out of your house
now

[FAZ8218]

This is the last place you're going to find a hook up. Go buy some more booze.

[maz]

Mmmmm
Yummmy Boooze

[Kris_LTRMa]

I had to double check....thought I'd accidentally logged onto Craigslist

[MAV]

im just gonna go ahead and get this outta the way

:popcorn:

[Sprite]

I had to double check....thought I'd accidentally logged onto Craigslist

Nice one MA.

AAAAAA BIG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Newmania]

:nuts:

[martianvirus]

im just gonna go ahead and get this outta the way

:popcorn:

KevSlider, locking threads from his chaaaaaaaair....

[HockeyHelmet]

good luck bro

[Hudson]

I hear KneeKnee is looking

[martianvirus]

I hear KneeKnee is looking

So is Bagel lord

[Jef Leppard]

wackbag hookups= oooooffffffff

[Deadbent]

wackbag hookups= oooooffffffff

x2

[Three Hole Puncher]

Eeeewww.

[Fruit Monkey]

No self pic of yourself in this thread and I am gonna ask a mod to delete this wasted thread then!

[Three Hole Puncher]

Nothing good can come of a Wackbag hookup.

http://www.richardhays.net/250px-ReddenDeliverence.jpg

[Ballbuster1]

No self pic of yourself in this thread and I am gonna ask a mod to delete this wasted thread then!
No way. I gotta see where this one goes.

Nothing good can come of a Wackbag hookup.

Not true. There have been a few that worked out.

( But, in a sausage fest like this, they are far between and few. )

[norton23]

Hate to say it but I am looking for a hook up. Preferably with another O & A fan ( female of course ) Who is not a pig ( prize pig that is )

Send a messae or leave a post if interested. I am in Central / Eastern MA.


ummmmmm how about a myspace page? Nobody is going to meet you anywhere without seeing you have some sort of life, and seeing a pic. I don't know man but maybe if you hit up a bar,,,or the grocery store (that's a good place),,,me I met mine at an N.A. mtg:icon_mrgr:icon_mrgr:icon_mrgr But that's just me:p

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

try the bowling alley, I hear famous pornstars hang out there sometimes

[MAV]

try the bowling alley, I hear famous pornstars hang out there sometimes

damn you! i was gonna go there with this post!!!

[Budyzir]

Top Top No No!

[Glenn Dandy]

myspace dude!


THERES LIKE 7 GIRLS ON HERE.

[MJMANDALAY]

Nothing good can come of a Wackbag hookup.

http://www.richardhays.net/250px-ReddenDeliverence.jpg

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o149/mjetrade/HPIM4759.jpg

[Simby19]

I wonder if he regrets starting this thread.

[Halo Five]

I wonder if he regrets starting this thread.

probably

[MJMANDALAY]

I wonder if he regrets starting this thread.

Most Likely

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

I wonder if he regrets starting this thread.
I would think so

[MAV]

I wonder if he regrets starting this thread.

strong possibility

[25133WhooOoAH]

Tool

[Budyzir]

I wonder if he regrets starting this thread.

And my Magic 8 Ball says .......

YES

[Simby19]

Aww I kinda feel bad for him now. Not THAT bad, but still.

[DeltaPin]

I wonder if he regrets starting this thread.

Hmmmmm...could be.

[Chino Kapone]

I wonder if he regrets starting this thread.

Why? im sure his inbox is flooded with cock pictures. and who wouldnt want that?

[FAZ8218]

I wonder if he regrets starting this thread.
probably
Most Likely
I would think so
strong possibility
And my Magic 8 Ball says .......

YES
Hmmmmm...could be.
Why? im sure his inbox is flooded with cock pictures. and who wouldnt want that?
Good point
Good point

[Kris_LTRMa]

Nobody is going to meet you anywhere without seeing you have some sort of life, and seeing a pic.

wait..what? you mean sitting behind the computer posting on wackbag doesn't count as having some sort of a life? Damn, now what am I going to do? ;)

[Kris_LTRMa]

I wonder if he regrets starting this thread.

well, that's what he gets for posting something like this here ... it's wackbag for god's sake - did he really think he'd get anything other than serious replies?

[zagman76]

I hear [you] is available! ;) :D

[KneeKnee]

I hear KneeKnee is looking

This information is incorrect; I have someone already.

[MAV]

This information is incorrect; I have someone already. His name is Zamboni.

:icon_eek:

[NortonsGravyLeg]

I think you may have taken literary license with kneeknees post sir.

[LAX]

this is my new fav thread....


http://www.mactechnews.de/user_images/forum/sonorman_20060408132536_dark-helmet.jpg

Keep firing assholes!

[Sprite]

Aww I kinda feel bad for him now. Not THAT bad, but still.

Why not throw the fella a pity hookup....or at least tickle his bag.

[Simby19]

I'm sure he could find someone in MA to take care of him

[wes mantooth]

dude you're getting so laid


edit: sorry. wrong thread.

[Monster_Rain893]

ew

[Chino Kapone]

Hate to say it but I am looking for a hook up. Preferably with another World of Warcraft fan ( she-male of course ) Who is not a pig ( prize pig that is ) and at least 14-17 years old.

Im a 37 year old male living in my parents basement. Send a messae or picture of your cock or leave a post if interested. I am in Central / Eastern MA.


fixed it for ya :D

[Budyzir]

I don't think Zamboni has seen all this goodness yet.

:haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7: :haha7:

[maz]

isn't there a 50 something
virgin barista(sp)in NYC
who's been saving IT
for the right person ?

[Jef Leppard]

I wonder if he regrets starting this thread.

that doesnt happen till after the hookup

[DrumCorpsAlum]

I'll fuck you.

[Kris_LTRMa]

isn't there a 50 something
virgin barista(sp)in NYC
who's been saving IT
for the right person ?

I thought you were saving yourself for me and now I come to find out that you're one of those terrorist types who prefer virgins. ;)

[Jef Leppard]

This information is incorrect; I have someone already.

tell her take those fake pics of her paltalk profile. no one on paltalk is that skinny.

[Hudson]

Hook up? The 90's called, they terminated your membership

[cozzie]

you want a hook up?




go fucking fishing.

[BigWilly]

I wanted to type something witty, but I'm just going to send this and shake my head back and forth for this poor guy.

[Kris_LTRMa]

see now, if he didn't live up in Massachusetts and if he was a chubby chaser, I might've done him a favor. Hell, he'd have scored on the cougar front as well. LOSER! :rolleyes:

I'm just kidding.....

No I'm not, he's a loser ;)http://wackbag.com/images/smilies/lmao.gif
:haha7:

[maz]

I thought you were saving yourself for me and now I come to find out that you're one of those terrorist types who prefer virgins. ;)

i got nothing left to save

[Kris_LTRMa]

i got nothing left to save

poor baby ;)

[DonTheTrucker]

This is the last place you're going to find a hook up. Go buy some more booze.

wackbag hookups= oooooffffffff

Nothing good can come of a Wackbag hookup.

http://www.richardhays.net/250px-ReddenDeliverence.jpg

No one ever got laid from Wackbag

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g60/dwcarpenter151/MeandKaty002.jpg

[Jef Leppard]

my statement is from experience

[CM Mark]

http://www.fastener-warehouse.com/images/grade%2070%20grab%20hook%20copy.gifhttp://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1150110/2/istockphoto_1150110_bead_board_up_arrow.jpg


There you go. A hook up

[Kris_LTRMa]

http://www.fastener-warehouse.com/images/grade%2070%20grab%20hook%20copy.gifhttp://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1150110/2/istockphoto_1150110_bead_board_up_arrow.jpg


There you go. A hook up

Oh groan!! That's so bad Mark...even for you ;)

[DonTheTrucker]

my statement is from experience

Sorry to hear that, I guess they can't ALL be good eggs. There are a few here though. Of course this guy went about it the WRONG way.

[Jef Leppard]

while she was a goer there was other issues where i shoulda stayed away

[NoSurviivors]

paypal me twenty bucks & I'll lend you my cat.

Good luck, bro

[Razor Roman]

Damn... is it that easy to find chicks on here? I've been going about shit all wrong....

[Kool Aid]

Sorry to hear that, I guess they can't ALL be good eggs. There are a few here though. Of course this guy went about it the WRONG way.

There is a right way????

[DonTheTrucker]

There is a right way????

Sure. The trick is to be funny, and not kiss up to every single post from someone with a vagina. Treat the girls like people, like any other poster, not like something to be chased. I guess my bottom line is: don't try too hard and be yourself.

[Kris_LTRMa]

Sure. The trick is to be funny, and not kiss up to every single post from someone with a vagina. Treat the girls like people, like any other poster, not like something to be chased. I guess my bottom line is: don't try too hard and be yourself.

or not :action-sm

[DonTheTrucker]

or not :action-sm

If anything I'm even more of a douche in person.

[Deadbent]

Yeah, but being yourself can get you in trouble.

[NoSurviivors]

bump.

Just trying to help a brotha out, yo.

[Kris_LTRMa]

bump.

Just trying to help a brotha out, yo.

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

I keep coming back to see if he's come with an update - there has to be some guy desperate enough to hook up with him ;)

[NoSurviivors]

:haha7::haha7::haha7:

I keep coming back to see if he's come with an update - there has to be some guy desperate enough to hook up with him ;)

not it.

[wackbagette]

Here's your hook-up:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/b/b7/200px-Tailhook-drawing-bw.png

[Kris_LTRMa]

Here's your hook-up:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/b/b7/200px-Tailhook-drawing-bw.png

:clap::clap:

[2girls1cup]

Move on people nothing to see here

[martianvirus]

Here's your hook-up:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/b/b7/200px-Tailhook-drawing-bw.png
NSFW , Go in 23 minutes....
http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=f2acacc68738d0cbb803&page=&viewtype=&category

[Zamboni]

I will have to post somewhere else I guess. This did not work out.

Thanks gang!

[Hudson]

I will have to post somewhere else I guess. This did not work out.

Thanks gang!
Late entry for: Line Of The Year!

[Simby19]

I will have to post somewhere else I guess. This did not work out.

Thanks gang!


Ok that made me giggle

[Jef Leppard]

I will have to post somewhere else I guess. This did not work out.

Thanks gang!

fuckin quitter

[burky79]

I will have to post somewhere else I guess. This did not work out.

Thanks gang!

(add - :arrrh:::hammer::hamm::arrrh:::hammer::hamm: )

Late entry for: Line Of The Year!

Vote Tally = 2

Hell yeah!

:haha7::clap:

[LAX]

I will have to post somewhere else I guess. This did not work out.

Thanks gang!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fd/1183402411056.gif
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fd/1183402411056.gif
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fd/1183402411056.gif
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/fd/1183402411056.gif

[Evilton]

Hate to say it but I am looking for a hook up. Preferably with another O & A fan ( female of course ) Who is not a pig ( prize pig that is )

Send a messae or leave a post if interested. I am in Central / Eastern MA.

Did you ever find a Boyfriend?

[Budyzir]

I will have to post somewhere else I guess. This did not work out.

Thanks gang!

You can start here ......

http://messageboards.aol.com/aol/en_us/boards.php?boardId=31756

[Kris_LTRMa]

I will have to post somewhere else I guess. This did not work out.
Thanks gang!
Late entry for: Line Of The Year!
Vote Tally = 2

Hell yeah!

:haha7::clap:

Vote Tally = 3

best. line . EVER

:hamm:

[Jef Leppard]

now that i think about it , i wanna hook up to. any of you girls gotta take a piss?

[oandapartycock]

I will have to post somewhere else I guess. This did not work out.

Thanks for the gangbang!

Fixed that one for ya!










Aaaannddd punt...

[LiddyRules]

How did I miss thread on my constant go arounds. This shit's hilarious.

[CM Mark]

Okay, since he gave up, I'll jump in. Ladies, PM me or hit me up on AIM.

[Voss's Tumor]

So is Bagel lord

My bad... I thought I logged onto Cuntslist for a minute

[Zamboni]

Maybe I should say that a pig would be ok....Maybe that would work?

[LAX]

Maybe I should say that a pig would be ok....Maybe that would work?

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff212/laxplaya42/119615479936.jpg

[Kris_LTRMa]

Since you seem desperate, check out this hottie

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/w4m/489618254.html

[BCH]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff212/laxplaya42/119615479936.jpg

Ha Ha!

[LiddyRules]

Maybe I should say that a pig would be ok....Maybe that would work? It would never work out. Pigs aren't used to guys needier than they are.

[Simby19]

Maybe I should say that a pig would be ok....Maybe that would work?

Even with those standards, you're still finding it difficult? So many things floating in my head here...

[Glenn Dandy]

just jerk off .... save yourself the lessons, and trouble that come with real woman.

just jump right past it... your home free no child support, court battles, restrictions.....woman will eat you alive dude.

you don't have what it takes. you are nice.

nice = DEATH.

until you learn to be happy alone... you shouldnt even attempt to be with a girl.
because 9 out of 10 times your girl isnt your friend.... shes the enemy... you just fuck her alot.

if you show any signs of fear or weakness to the enemy. the enemy will surely thrash you kind sir.


desperation is a weakness. lose it.

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

just jerk off .... save yourself the lessons, and trouble that come with real woman.

just jump right past it... your home free no child support, court battles, restrictions.....woman will eat you alive dude.

you don't have what it takes. you are nice.

nice = DEATH.

until you learn to be happy alone... you shouldnt even attempt to be with a girl.
because 9 out of 10 times your girl isnt your friend.... shes the enemy... you just fuck her alot.

if you show any signs of fear or weakness to the enemy. the enemy will surely thrash you kind sir.


desperation is a weakness. lose it.
hey Glenn, didn't we have this drunken conversation one night at chickies awhile back after Patrice :icon_mrgr

[Glenn Dandy]

grasshopper you must first learn to be content with loneliness...only than can you have the power of not giving a fuck.

woman are not the fairy tale story mommy told you. woman love their kids....thats where a womans love ends.

do not confuse horny with them caring. woman want babys...money...and dick. once you have that knowledge you start to barter. thats all it is an elaborate agreement. pretend you are going into a business meeting to discuss a venture... would you go in ... "can you please hook up my company... go ahead take advantage of me, im weak and defensless." or use every tool at your disposal to get the best possible outcome for yourself.

Now, understand this..... stop being a wining please i need a girlfriend cunt. If you dont have one there is a reason... its probably because you come off so desperate.

when looking for a girl.... pretend you are playing chess.... they are your opponent..... they arent going to just decide you rule and let you win. you have to master moves in order to compete.

any woman worth a lick has 10 men a day trying to bang her.... why would she want to be bothered with a guy who hasnt the gumption to even put up a good match.

the first thing you need to learn is how to bluff.

woman are like dogs if they smell fear they attack. I dont care if theres piss running down your leg your so nervous.... you have to get into the mindset that you are better than her...you dont care if she likes you... because once you dont care you no longer look like a desperate drip and poof....check mate.


doing this serves two main purposes...

#1 woman find it attractive to be non needy.

#2 If you aint got a chick... you dont give a fuck.



after you hammer out an equivalent


deal... you can drop your gaurd to an extent and try to enjoy a relationship.

until she decides to go crazy and ruin your life. wich usualy comes after the first child... or marriage.


So, whats your rush to hell anyways kid.

[burky79]

just jerk off .... save yourself the lessons, and trouble that come with real woman.

just jump right past it... your home free no child support, court battles, restrictions.....woman will eat you alive dude.

you don't have what it takes. you are nice.

nice = DEATH.

until you learn to be happy alone... you shouldnt even attempt to be with a girl.
because 9 out of 10 times your girl isnt your friend.... shes the enemy... you just fuck her alot.

if you show any signs of fear or weakness to the enemy. the enemy will surely thrash you kind sir.


desperation is a weakness. lose it.

QFMFT!

i have tried to pound that in the head of my idiotic friends who get tangled up in the thought of "the perfect woman" bullshit.

everybody (men and women) are humans and falible.

so be honest with one another and most importantly be happy (& honest) with yourself!

----

they have all been married and divirced (some multiple times now) and i have been dating the same gal for three + years now, yet they are still the dipshits that ask when im gonna marry her.

well, howd it work for you dumb asses ... hmmm?

k, thats why i am taking my time.

oh well, its futile, you cant tell anyone anything they dont wanna hear

[Glenn Dandy]

hey Glenn, didn't we have this drunken conversation one night at chickies awhile back after Patrice :icon_mrgr

truff


I,ll tell ya man once you get old and see all the bullshit.... It's so sad to see a bright eyed kid with dreams and ideals.


I remember my dad asked me if i was gay once..lol cause i never had a girlfriend and was like 18.... I just said ,no i aint gay girls just dont like me dad. he said well cut your hair you look like a douchebag, clean yourself up.
(metalhead)

and it sickens me that in my young mind i actually said this to my dad who rolled his eyes... and now i understand.



I said ..." I don,t want to change... I just want a girl who likes me for me. Why should I have to be something im not just so a girl would like me... thats just fake"

I remember why i felt that way... back then... there were metalheads... and joey boys...(flashy clothed Italians) I hated the girls went for the cars n clothes and liked these douchbags.... It seemed so shallow in my idealistic mind. I was tougher, cooler, richer, but they only saw the flash... It amazed me and completly boggled my mind.


I got some good advice once back then from a girl i knew... we were drinkin and i asked her why no girls liked me. what she answered really freaked me out.

She said, " they are afraid of you"

I was like huh?

apparently beating people up and acting nutty wich was my attemp at being joe cool was scaring everyone including girls...lol

Its a slippery slope.



but, fuck.... thats reality isnt it.

dont hate the player.... hate the game..... very true statement.

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

Glenn Dandy, Wackbag's guidance counsellor

[Glenn Dandy]

Ive seen and done it all in my 40 years Derick.


my dad always would say whenever we argued.... he would say how old was I when you were born? I would say 27... then he would say , " that means I will always be 27 years smarter than you .

or he would say, " dont think your bright cause i call you son."

[SKEPTIC]

grasshopper you must first learn to be content with loneliness...only than can you have the power of not giving a fuck.

woman are not the fairy tale story mommy told you. woman love their kids....thats where a womans love ends.

do not confuse horny with them caring. woman want babys...money...and dick. once you have that knowledge you start to barter. thats all it is an elaborate agreement. pretend you are going into a business meeting to discuss a venture... would you go in ... "can you please hook up my company... go ahead take advantage of me, im weak and defensless." or use every tool at your disposal to get the best possible outcome for yourself.

Now, understand this..... stop being a wining please i need a girlfriend cunt. If you dont have one there is a reason... its probably because you come off so desperate.

when looking for a girl.... pretend you are playing chess.... they are your opponent..... they arent going to just decide you rule and let you win. you have to master moves in order to compete.

any woman worth a lick has 10 men a day trying to bang her.... why would she want to be bothered with a guy who hasnt the gumption to even put up a good match.

the first thing you need to learn is how to bluff.

woman are like dogs if they smell fear they attack. I dont care if theres piss running down your leg your so nervous.... you have to get into the mindset that you are better than her...you dont care if she likes you... because once you dont care you no longer look like a desperate drip and poof....check mate.


doing this serves two main purposes...

#1 woman find it attractive to be non needy.

#2 If you aint got a chick... you dont give a fuck.



after you hammer out an equivalent


deal... you can drop your gaurd to an extent and try to enjoy a relationship.

until she decides to go crazy and ruin your life. wich usualy comes after the first child... or marriage.


So, whats your rush to hell anyways kid.

On the basis of this post, I support Glenn Dandy for another term as president:D

:bow: :bow: :bow:

[Jef Leppard]

damn dude i thought i was the only one who had that train of thought. right now i got no chick, right now i dont care. i dont do the dating ritual bullshit, i dont bring fuckin flowers and shit. i dont watch what i say to not offend. i dont dress in a way that aint me. i dont care. when i meet a chick shes sees what i am and can decide from there. some work out, some get spaghettied, some get uploaded. if she thinks im a jagoff but sticks around shes probly a cunt herself so it might work. if she thinks im a great guy then shes got issues of her own. bottom line .....why care......they all need to pee sometime.




oh yea ...and pedestals are for putting THINGS on not people. anyone who thinks they are above you is actually below you. keep them down there then theyll just get in the way.

[flyerfan116]

Maybe I should say that a guy would be ok....Maybe that would work?

[ronnie b.]ewww[/ronnie b.]

now you really are desperate, but at least you've improved your chances of getting some...anyone seen Knee?

[LiddyRules]

damn dude i thought i was the only one who had that train of thought. On the bright side, you haven't made the sad step of looking (pleading) for a hookup through Wackbag.

oh yea ...and pedestals are for putting THINGS on And women are objects so what's the problem.

[Glenn Dandy]

moose i had the pedastel problem... I grew up all guys me , dad, n brother... woman were like mystical creatures... i spent many years thinking they were like gods....

what saved me was learning they really are about as far from gods as it gets... woman are kinda like Jews... they are ok to be around but you gotta watch your ass constantly... or some sneaking self serving shit could go down.

[Kris_LTRMa]

grasshopper you must first learn to be content with loneliness...only than can you have the power of not giving a fuck.

woman are not the fairy tale story mommy told you. woman love their kids....thats where a womans love ends.

do not confuse horny with them caring. woman want babys...money...and dick. once you have that knowledge you start to barter. thats all it is an elaborate agreement. pretend you are going into a business meeting to discuss a venture... would you go in ... "can you please hook up my company... go ahead take advantage of me, im weak and defensless." or use every tool at your disposal to get the best possible outcome for yourself.

Now, understand this..... stop being a wining please i need a girlfriend cunt. If you dont have one there is a reason... its probably because you come off so desperate.

when looking for a girl.... pretend you are playing chess.... they are your opponent..... they arent going to just decide you rule and let you win. you have to master moves in order to compete.

any woman worth a lick has 10 men a day trying to bang her.... why would she want to be bothered with a guy who hasnt the gumption to even put up a good match.

the first thing you need to learn is how to bluff.

woman are like dogs if they smell fear they attack. I dont care if theres piss running down your leg your so nervous.... you have to get into the mindset that you are better than her...you dont care if she likes you... because once you dont care you no longer look like a desperate drip and poof....check mate.

doing this serves two main purposes...

#1 woman find it attractive to be non needy.

#2 If you aint got a chick... you dont give a fuck.

after you hammer out an equivalent

deal... you can drop your gaurd to an extent and try to enjoy a relationship.

until she decides to go crazy and ruin your life. wich usualy comes after the first child... or marriage.

So, whats your rush to hell anyways kid.

I must be the exception to the rule ... I don't want kids, I don't care if he's rich, dick is good but there's more to life than that. Treat me with respect - don't lie to me, don't smack me around, don't whore around & I'll be the happiest woman around & give him the same in return.

I'm 44, single and I'm loving it. I don't need a boyfriend to complete my life. I'm secure enough with ME to know that he is not going to make my life better. I am my best friend. If I wasn't - I wouldn't be able to do the things that I do on my own ... like vacation ... and enjoy it.

I don't have 10 men a day trying to bang me, but you know what? I don't think that lessens my value - as a person and as a potential mate.

I wouldn't want to be with someone who is needy. I don't need to be called 10 times a day to be told he loves me. Give me a break! I don't need to see him every night - I have a life outside of the relationship.

With that I'm outta here. I'm on vacation and need to get outside & enjoy the chilly Daytona weather. I'm going to see the space shuttle launch (Atlantis not Endevourrrr - linger longer) ... by myself ... and I'll enjoy it as much as I enjoyed it last year.

p.s. Both Mommy & Daddy told me that Cinderella was a fairy tale and that Prince Charming doesn't really exist. Then they told me there is no Santa. Damn my parents - they've jaded me :laughing guy:

[Three Hole Puncher]

I'm looking for a hook up too.

I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. I am not into health food. I am into champagne.

I also have an original Boba Fett action figure in my collection... still in the box.

Come and get me, ladies.

[maxeypad]

lol this is an awesome thread

[ShavedLebaneseBear]

GD is pretty much spot on.

For some reason, you have to maintain a balance of nice guy and asshole with woman. Not sure why. You would think that a human being would respond better to a 100% nice guy. Not true. You have to be content with being alone, before you can be in a productive realtionship, as it seems a woman's sole purpose in a relationship is to break the horse. Let her know that a stallion needs to run...and run free.

Woman like the hunt. Do not let them know they have you 100%.

A woman will want to change you. Do not change! Once a woman has changed you, she will no longer be interested. You will not be "the person she fell in love with"...blah, blah, blah.

Women can be like a fancy sports car, an old beater Ford, or something in between. My experience has been that the fancy sports car is high maintenance, breaks down a lot, and is a general pain in the ass. Not good for the long term. You look great with (in) it, but it is not worth it in the long run, and it will leave you on the side of the road.

Watch for red flags, and do not ignore them, even if she is an 11. If she had a fucked up home life (especially with Dad), make like you are on MLK and RUUUUUN! Ok...maybe fuck her once, and then RUUUUUN!

Don't search for the perfect woman. There is no such thing. You are not perfect, so do not expect that. Find someone who is as fucked up as you are, and go from there.

[LAX]

Well...While were on the topic...I'm looking for a hook up to....NSA;)

[HummerTuesdays]

I must be the exception to the rule ... I don't want kids, I don't care if he's rich, dick is good but there's more to life than that. Treat me with respect - don't lie to me, don't smack me around, don't whore around & I'll be the happiest woman around & give him the same in return.

I'm 44, single and I'm loving it. I don't need a boyfriend to complete my life. I'm secure enough with ME to know that he is not going to make my life better. I am my best friend. If I wasn't - I wouldn't be able to do the things that I do on my own ... like vacation ... and enjoy it.

I don't have 10 men a day trying to bang me, but you know what? I don't think that lessens my value - as a person and as a potential mate.

I wouldn't want to be with someone who is needy. I don't need to be called 10 times a day to be told he loves me. Give me a break! I don't need to see him every night - I have a life outside of the relationship.

With that I'm outta here. I'm on vacation and need to get outside & enjoy the chilly Daytona weather. I'm going to see the space shuttle launch (Atlantis not Endevourrrr - linger longer) ... by myself ... and I'll enjoy it as much as I enjoyed it last year.

p.s. Both Mommy & Daddy told me that Cinderella was a fairy tale and that Prince Charming doesn't really exist. Then they told me there is no Santa. Damn my parents - they've jaded me :laughing guy:

:clap::clap::clap:

I have a BF now, but for many years I was single & content with that. I don't see my BF every day but we do talk every night. And they aren't 3 hour long calls. I think the record is 40 minutes. :)

[BCH]

Glenn Dandy pearls of wisdom always make a thread more enjoyable.

[Jef Leppard]

I must be the exception to the rule ... I don't want kids, I don't care if he's rich, dick is good but there's more to life than that. Treat me with respect - don't lie to me, don't smack me around, don't whore around & I'll be the happiest woman around & give him the same in return.

I'm 44, single and I'm loving it. I don't need a boyfriend to complete my life. I'm secure enough with ME to know that he is not going to make my life better. I am my best friend. If I wasn't - I wouldn't be able to do the things that I do on my own ... like vacation ... and enjoy it.

I don't have 10 men a day trying to bang me, but you know what? I don't think that lessens my value - as a person and as a potential mate.

I wouldn't want to be with someone who is needy. I don't need to be called 10 times a day to be told he loves me. Give me a break! I don't need to see him every night - I have a life outside of the relationship.

With that I'm outta here. I'm on vacation and need to get outside & enjoy the chilly Daytona weather. I'm going to see the space shuttle launch (Atlantis not Endevourrrr - linger longer) ... by myself ... and I'll enjoy it as much as I enjoyed it last year.

p.s. Both Mommy & Daddy told me that Cinderella was a fairy tale and that Prince Charming doesn't really exist. Then they told me there is no Santa. Damn my parents - they've jaded me :laughing guy:

wanna fuck?

[Kris_LTRMa]

wanna fuck?

;)

[Jef Leppard]

On the bright side, you haven't made the sad step of looking (pleading) for a hookup through Wackbag.

And women are objects so what's the problem.

the train of thought was referring to GDs post.

women are just people and should be treated like any other on the street. objectify them as some thing to be on a pedestal theyll eat you alive, objectify them as just an object, well thats what strippers are for

[Chino Kapone]

grasshopper you must first learn to be content with loneliness...only than can you have the power of not giving a fuck.

woman are not the fairy tale story mommy told you. woman love their kids....thats where a womans love ends.

do not confuse horny with them caring. woman want babys...money...and dick. once you have that knowledge you start to barter. thats all it is an elaborate agreement. pretend you are going into a business meeting to discuss a venture... would you go in ... "can you please hook up my company... go ahead take advantage of me, im weak and defensless." or use every tool at your disposal to get the best possible outcome for yourself.

Now, understand this..... stop being a wining please i need a girlfriend cunt. If you dont have one there is a reason... its probably because you come off so desperate.

when looking for a girl.... pretend you are playing chess.... they are your opponent..... they arent going to just decide you rule and let you win. you have to master moves in order to compete.

any woman worth a lick has 10 men a day trying to bang her.... why would she want to be bothered with a guy who hasnt the gumption to even put up a good match.

the first thing you need to learn is how to bluff.

woman are like dogs if they smell fear they attack. I dont care if theres piss running down your leg your so nervous.... you have to get into the mindset that you are better than her...you dont care if she likes you... because once you dont care you no longer look like a desperate drip and poof....check mate.


doing this serves two main purposes...

#1 woman find it attractive to be non needy.

#2 If you aint got a chick... you dont give a fuck.



after you hammer out an equivalent


deal... you can drop your gaurd to an extent and try to enjoy a relationship.

until she decides to go crazy and ruin your life. wich usualy comes after the first child... or marriage.


So, whats your rush to hell anyways kid.

If there was a vote for post of the year, i would nominate this one.

[Glenn Dandy]

Im Dr. Phil, Bob Villa, Bob n Doug McKenzie,with a touch of waterhead.


It's a wicked combination.

[Hey_Asshole]

I smell a reality show!

[Sinn Fein]

wanna fuck?

;)

Get a room already!

[LiddyRules]

Get a room already! And Zamboni, once again, sobs.

What will be his next plea? A female who does not like O+A yet still wants to hook up. Or a male who loves O+A and wants to hook up followed by some cuddling as they talk about that week's most high-larious bits?

[Zamboni]

I guess I can only hope to find a well intoxicated woman on New Years eve.....

[burky79]

If you're that hard up dude, hire a pro for a night.

besides, lil' Jimmy would approve ;)