Banging stories!

[PyThomas]

Man, where the hell did everybody go?

This joint used to be jumpin' every day. Now it seems like only 10 posts per day land here. Everybody got writers' block? Walk it off, deek!

Anyway, how about I kick off another "share-your-story" thread:

What would be your most embarrassing or disastrous account of a lovemaking session between you and your sig. other? Or where was the most unusual place you've banged?

Mine would be when my first wife and I were making out in a movie theater before the film started. The film we selected has been out for a couple months - in fact, we were in a dollar theater - so we didn't think there would be other folks showing up for a while, if at all. We were just about on top of each other when some other people walked in. THUD! We're back at our seats in a half-second. Miraculously, we didn't get in trouble.

:jump

[Butternuts]

I nailed my ex in the bunker of the 9th hole at a golf course. two years later my gollfball landed in that same bunker, And i proclaimed.
" Shit! that the second time i got screwed in that bunker!"
P.S i agree whered everybody go????http://www.vigilante.co.uk/ep/pics/videos/butt8.jpg

[ravin]

oddest places banged:
poudest one: going 65 down the interstate, completely nude, driving stick, while she was on top facing the back window & i was driving ... VERY hard to do !
others:
in a "meijers" public bathroom
IN the ocean
on the beach
in a weightroom
in a steam room
thats about it ... as far as odd places .....

most disaterious:
premature ejac on a chick a just met, AT A STRANGERS HOUSE in a strangers bed ..... STAYED hard, commenced and came AGAIN about 3 minutes later ....
felt so bad i "made it up" to her the following day

[ravin]

i've always wanted to have voyeouristic sex at a concert

[dawgs47]

I banged my girlfriend in the girls bathroom of my highschool one day before practice. I told my friend to watch the door and not let anyone in. He failed to do his job and another girl I was friends with walked in. She screamed and walked right out. But I did not stop, just kept on thrusting.

And I do agree, where is everyone?

[Wishypants]

I had sex with a guy in an intertube in the river. A bunch of his friends wanted to go tubing and so we got a cooler of beer, tied a bunch of tubes together and went. Well, my boyfriend and I got into the same tube and were being touchy feely below the water, so we started having sex while trying to make conversation with all the people around us - it wasn't really that good of sex, but it was definitely the oddest sex I ever had.

Another time I was still in high school - my boyfriend and I were in his little 1 room apartment and we wanted to have sex, so we banished his room mate and my friend to the bathroom so we could do it in peace, well, like 5 minutes later we're finished and suddenly the bathroom door bursts open and out falls my friend with his roommate on top of her - both totally naked - having what looked to be the best sex ever. It went on and on and was LOUD... it was really uncomfortable for my boyfriend and I.

[dawgs47]

One night I was at a friends house, in a similiar situation to WishyPants where one friend was upstairs with his girl and I was banished to the basement with her friend. The next thing I know I am receiving Oral Treats from the friend when the girls mother walks in on us laying on blankets in her basement. I have never gotten dressed so fast. I guess I blanked that out of my memory until I read that last post and it all came rushing back.

[droogsteve]

We were on a fourth of July booze cruise around the Statue of Liberty. The fireworks had started so everyone was up on deck watching when my girlfriend started dragging me below deck. We started going at it on one of the benches. Everything was going great until my girlfriend started screaming. It turns out the boat's first mate was laying on the opposite bench the whole time, watching us.He was this really bummy looking guy who was about 60 y/o. The really creepy part was that he never said a word, even after we caught him. He just stared and chewed on this big piece of beef jerky that he had. For about a month afterward, whenever me and my girl would be having sex, I'd get a flashback of his face and lose my woody. If I would've known that was going to happen I'd of thrown him overboard when I had the chance.

[Jolie]

Lessee... Interesting places: Up against a vending machine on the basement (lab) level of the science and engineering building at my college. Came very close to doing it under a stairwell in the administration building at the same school. Oh, and also in 3 different rooms/offices in the Physics building of the same school. In the closet of one of the offices in that Physics building. In the roof-access room at the top of a stairwell in one of the dorms on campus (yes, same school). Hotel room in Moab, Utah, while my mom was in the room, asleep in the other bed.

Embarrassing stories (I'm actually reaching here, cause I dont embarrass easily): Hot tub in an apartment complex at about 2:30 in the morning. Security guard caught us (we werent ACTUALLY doing it yet, but were getting there). Neither of us lived in this gated community. We pretended we did, got dressed (he wouldnt take his eyes off of me, so I had to do it while he watched) and left. OH! And there was this time in one of the dorm rooms on campus, which isnt that bad except his window was open, I can be loud, and the courtyard was echo-y. And at least one or two of my other "exploits" were walking through the courtyard, if I remember correctly, and asked about it later. Seems they recognized the sound of my voice.

Okay, thats enough. :-)

[Sinn Fein]

Most embarassing (not for me) was about 10 years ago. I was with my ex-cunt/whore fiance. She's giving me a 3-star BJ (she wasn't capable of a 5-star), and her mom opens the bedroom door without knocking (lock was messed up) and gets to see her daughter with a mouthful of my schlong.

Now, I found out about this years later.. But when I was in college a buddy of mine was in my room under my bed while I was laying my rod into her, and then later on during one of her earlier attempts to learn to give a good BJ. What happened was my buddy was in my room without my permission, using my computer. My dickhead roomate always left our room unlocked for his friends, which pissed me off to no end. Anyhow, when he heard me getting my keys out to unlock the door if I needed to, he dove under the bed. Well, I was coming back to my room after class with her with one goal in mind. Well, after drilling her for like a half-hour, we got dressed and went out to the lounge (10 feet from my dorm room). My buddy was trapped. He couldn't leave without me catching him, so he stayed in there. We came back again about an hour later and started fooling around again. Anyhow, he was able to finally escape an hour or so later when we left to go to a movie.

He told me about this like 5 years later, and gave enough details that I know it's true.

More recently... Went on a 4-day vaction to Busch Gardens with my current g/f and her kids. Well, after spending the day at the water park, we went back to the hotel to relax for a bit. Her kids are in the other bed like 5 feet away watching TV... She gives me a BJ to completion under the covers.

Another time, at her house we're lying on the sofa watching TV under a blanket, her daughter is on the floor watching TV with us. Well, she reaches back and starts massaging my junk.. Then slides her pands down, and makes it clear to me she wants anal. Well, we do it right there on the sofa, her daughter didn't have a clue.

[tattered]

wow you go out with some freaky bitches...you make me proud keep up the good work :xyxthumbs

[Sinn Fein]

Who me?

[PyThomas]

The most unusual place I'VE had sex: a hotel swimming pool.

It was Labor Day Weekend 2000, an internet chat room I was active with was having a weekend-long party in Austin, taking over most of a half-decent old motel in a shady part of town. Late night there would be a dozen or so people getting naked and doing whatnot in the pool (this was an exotic-looking pool with a waterfall, a bridge over it and a couple alcoves here and there). And on Sunday night, I was one of those people getting it on with an older woman from the chatroom. We were just about naked and trying to stay "connected" as it were, when we had to break it up cuz a security guard decided to drop by and patrol the pool. He was pretty lenient and just told us not to make too much noise, but the ambience just wasn't the same after that.

OK, so it was a BBW chatroom, but I STILL got lots of play that weekend... :rolleyes:

[anez_98]

How bout this one: the girl I am currently dating (three weeks) went away for two weeks yesterday. The first night she's gone I have sex with her roommate who says no one has to know. Am I a scumbag?

[Sinn Fein]

I'll only think you're a scumbag if you're able to parlay that into banging both of them at the same time.

[dawgs47]

I'll only think you're a scumbag if you're NOT able to parlay that into banging both of them at the same time

[tattered]

Originally posted by dawgs47
I'll only think you're a scumbag if you're NOT able to parlay that into banging both of them at the same time

what he said

[anez_98]

thanks....the wheels are in motion........

[Butternuts]

Has anyone ever banged in a bed of pine needles? Nj is nothing but Pine Barrens where im from, one night me and some girl snuck just outside the light of the fires just into the Pine Trees.

Well, the needles feel soft actualy but the next day my knees looked like they had been nibbled on by mice all night,

Subsequently, that girls lower back looked like she had been drug down a dusty road full of broken beer bottles.

Anyways, the moral of this story is, Hey , i got laid!

[tattered]

im from hammonton....need i say more?? oh yeah and im a horny bastard if that helps you figure things out......

but i must say nothing like getting it on in the woods on a nice warm summer night *memories*

[norton23]

i've never been cought------but i make it a point to hit every room in the appt or house. The best sex i've had in a certain room would have to be in the laundry room where she was sitting on the maching and I was pounding her like a machine.........btw I thought sex in a pool would be good------NO NO NO junior stay away........i've had girls wan't to have sex on the beach before (girlfriends), however i'm saving that one for the one I marry...(hey at least it will be something that hasn't been used up allready);)

[Sinn Fein]

Originally posted by norton23
i've had girls wan't to have sex on the beach before (girlfriends), however i'm saving that one for the one I marry...(hey at least it will be something that hasn't been used up allready);)

I did the same thing regarding anal.

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by norton23
i've had girls wan't to have sex on the beach before (girlfriends), however i'm saving that one for the one I marry...(hey at least it will be something that hasn't been used up allready)

Originally posted by Sinn Fein
I did the same thing regarding anal.
LOL!!! i am going to leave this alone Sinn!! too easy!:biggrinfl

[Sinn Fein]

Ahem...

For clarification, I meant GIVING anal. The Morton Downey rule applies to my sphincter: "The anus is an exit, not an entrance."
Also not to mention that I am heterosexual.

What I meant was I've only had anal with one chick, my current one. And, against my better judgement (against marriage in general), she's going to be it.

[tattered]

ass sex=more gooder

its like tapping a virgin every time

[Sinn Fein]

Yea man. It rules. Funny thing is since we did it the first time, it's her favorite now.

[ravin]

anal stories = never get old

[Sinn Fein]

Sounds like it's time for a new thread....