What level of Dante's Hell will you end up in?

[SOS]

What level of Dante's Hell will you end up in? (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)

Lustful :biggrinea


Opps. Link fixed.

[Stinkysteve]

The Sixth level of hell.
I was hoping to get a seat up front by the fire, but there are too many lawyers there.
It will be good to see some old friends there. They have sent word to me that it's a dry heat and much nicer than Florida...

There is another nice test on that site about personality disorders too!

[SpotcheckBilly]

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High

I'll try to do worse in the second half, so I can move up to where my friends are. :devil:

[Wishypants]

Level 7 Violent - extreme


I guess my nice girl image is gone!

[Sinn Fein]

Originally posted by Wishypants
I guess my nice girl image is gone!

What nice girl image? I read your post in the "banging stories" thread. ;)

Well, here's what I got:

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[bluecell]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.I guess I'm a heretic.

[wackadoo]

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[Sinn Fein]

I got the same as Wackadoo now that I got the link to work.

[wackadoo]

Originally posted by Sinn Fein
I got the same as Wackadoo NICE!!! i'll bring the keg! http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/beer.gif http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/drool.gif http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/jam2.gif

[Darkstar]

I guess I am sitting all alone in the 8th level, very high.

[ih8Uboo-boo]

I am in the fifth level... :bigok


only four more to go... MOOHOOHAHA...:devil:

[100 Grand]

Originally posted by Darkstar
I guess I am sitting all alone in the 8th level, very high.

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme

You got company brutha!!! I'll bring the tapes....as long as you answered to NO to the same sex questions!!!
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[Darkstar]

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme. You got company brutha!!! I'll bring the tapes....as long as you answered to NO to the same sex questions!!

I think answering no to that kept me out of level 9. Some good Micro brew and a bottle of Jameson's OK with you?

[Jaqueta]

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.




- Assassins? Sodomites? Sign me up!

[norton23]

8th level= Malebolge

Fradulent, Malacious. panderes:eek:

[Butternuts]

I think i answered bad except the gay stuff, Im a good boy who doesnt have the gay sex:) Man you people in 8 must be real bastards.:D

[Drgeoffry0dwyer]

I am going to the Eigth Level, the Malebolge... ummm, that means I'm only a hair above Judas, Hitler, and Brutus. Man, I need to work harder!

[Ballbuster1]

I'm going to the 7th level and I'm not even
gay or a kid toucher!;)

[FOFOLINA]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

[norton23]

it's kind of strange how three greatful dead fans are going to level eight (terrapin station is my fav right now, and dozin' at the knick is in rotation)------

that hot blonde cartoon charictor moves her ass just right:bigok



btw if im there i need bud light, and some yager, and of course some kind plants;)

[SpotcheckBilly]

I re-did mine to try to get up to eight with the other Deadheads..I only made it to 6. I've still got some time to get really BAD. Save me a lawn chair. :loll2:

[T.W.A. Tea]

that is so funny because i was going through the old pages and did this today fifth level of hell

[YOUR MOMS BOX]

i still dont get that if God is supposed to forgive why everyone here is going to hell. thats why i hate religion


Level 5

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!

[tattered]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!
Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


:loll2:

[SOS]

Originally posted by YOUR MOMS BOX
i still dont get that if God is supposed to forgive why everyone here is going to hell. thats why i hate religion


Level 5

Not everyone.

[B54]

Here is mine :

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.


If there is an afterlife, I am fucked.

[Jay Douglas]

I took this test a few months ago and ended up in the first circle, Limbo. I get to hang out with virtuous pagans and heathens and unbaptisized babies. No punishments, no rewards, just hanging out for all eternity. Nice.

[Verbal Kint]

Level 7.
Hrm, thought I'd be an 8 or so..

[ChoppedLiver]

Level 3

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.


:action-sm :action-sm

[Angelfuck]

2 with a high possibility of 7

[BaLZaC~308]

2 with a high possibility of 7

thats because your a whore who loves the cock!


I'll be waving at you from the comforts of level 1 :action-sm

[NoSurviivors]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Mainly because I dont care much for religion I think

[CM Mark]

Level 7 here
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[wackbagette]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how I matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Good thing I really am a heretic and there is no Hell :)

[westben2002]

Level 8- the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

[Hudson]

Looks like it was a toss up for me between Level 2 and purgatory

[thegreenninja]

I guess I am sitting all alone in the 8th level, very high.
Nope. Malebolge, here I come!

[Jay Douglas]

I just took the test again with the same result.

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Sad? It's an eternity of sitting around, chatting it up with philosophers, laughing at the unbaptised kids for just missing out on paradise or purgatory, and giving a hearty "sucks to be you" to all the shades sent to the other circles. I scored very high on First Circle, but scored low on Purgatory, soldifying my spot as a virtuous heathen. I also scored rather high as a heretic, but Limbo won out.

[jsc315]

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

[NotYouStupid]

8th level of hell here!!! I'll be in the Wackbag wing.....

[Onion Bag]

Level 5....it should have been better (higher) but I am straight...and dont want to have relations with other men. Other then that I was evil in all categories.

[Motor Head]

Purgatory? Purgatory? I want a fucking recount!! Ever done somebody in the mouth or pooper? YES. Ever get somebody drunk to do same...Yes

I must not be trying hard enough. I was shooting for atleast a 3.

[Halo Five]

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

OoOo... I am one bad mofo and I am straight... like others said it's probably because I dont really follow religion. :devil:

[Polack]

Sixth level of hell for me. That is the exact place I knew I would be and I will be dancing the whole time I'm there.

[SurlyTruckDrivr]

level 5

[bethm1b]

I guess I am sitting all alone in the 8th level, very high.
Looks like we're gonna be bunking together. I answered these questions honestly too! I'm screwed.

[bethm1b]

There was something about flames licking my feet. That sounds kinda kinky.

[DocSavage]

...Hey Bonus time...I'm hanging out with sexy Cleopatra! I'd hit it!:icon_bigg

[Steve McQueen]

2nd level, although 8 and 9 were listed as extreme.

[thegreenninja]

There was something about flames licking my feet. That sounds kinda kinky.
Fucking hilarious.

[grail]

8th level probably wading around in excrement. I've already done that. Cleaning out a clarifier is so much fun. A least I'll have company.

[Salem]

lvl 6

[Truckers_hell]

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

I always new I was up there with satan himself

[sonofasternfan]

I got the 8th level


Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

[Trippy]

Lvl 2! Lust baby!

To all of you others there: Lets have a swirling torrent orgy!

[jack torrance]

Level 2 - Lustful

really thought it be worse, damn

[ChimneyFish]

I guess I'm a heretic.


5000



The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.





And from the personality disorder test:


Your Results:
Disorder Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

[tstlkevanilla]

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

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[LiddyRules]

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High