Opie and Anthony Listening Thread -- 11/14/07 -- Whip 'Em Out Wednesday!!

[Deadbent]

Yeah, it's another Wednesday you won't be wowed while driving.


Good Morning, fans.

[BIV]

Hey, I'm actually here for the beginning of the thread!!! Hi kids.

This will wake you up:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/dontforgettowashyourneck.jpg


And so will these:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/Random%20chicks/rsz_LIZ.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/Random%20chicks/_tetas_.jpg

[Hudson]

Morning all! Go with the latter! Please!!!!!!!

[norton23]

Morning!!! Somebody's working on a new album..................

http://www.eminempictures.net/d/116-1/eminem+with+bizzarre.jpeg

[Sam_Adams]

Hey, I'm actually here for the beginning of the thread!!! Hi kids.

This will wake you up:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/dontforgettowashyourneck.jpg

Why in the fuck would anyone let that shit get that large? POP IT STUPID!

[mattiew23m]

Morning!!! Somebody's working on a new album..................

http://www.eminempictures.net/d/116-1/eminem+with+bizzarre.jpeg


We know who will play the exclusive tracks off the new cd BEFORE it comes out

Linnnnnnnnger Longerrrrrrrr

[Hidden_Rage]

Morning Boys and Girls. I tossed and turned for 6 hours with not a single ounce of sleep and a headache, I'm ready for the show.

[Deadbent]

Let's Doooooooo it!!!

[cokelogic]

Get the shoe on the rude!

[Blue Heeler]

Morning, nice NSFW pics, that zit is horrendous!

[krisko]

good morning

[Deadbent]

Poor ant. He learned the hard way.

[Sam_Adams]

Morning Boys and Girls. I tossed and turned for 6 hours with not a single ounce of sleep and a headache, I'm ready for the show.

Well that sucks for you. I'm about to go to bed and sleep like a baby :action-sm

[cokelogic]

good morningmorning

[norton23]

We know who will play the exclusive tracks off the new cd BEFORE it comes out

Linnnnnnnnger Longerrrrrrrr


:action-sm Nice!

He got the paperwork ahhahahha

[The Sarge]

Mornin' PESTS!!!!!!!

3 CHEERS for NOT being FBA.com!!!!!!!!

[Hidden_Rage]

Well that sucks for you. I'm about to go to bed and sleep like a baby :action-sm

Have a great sleep then :action-sm



and have a heart attack in your sleep please :action-sm

[Sam_Adams]

Have a great sleep then :action-sm



and have a heart attack in your sleep please :action-sm

My name isn't Eric Nagel :action-sm

[cokelogic]

How much for Hitler's dashboard compass?

[cokelogic]

Mornin' PESTS!!!!!!!

3 CHEERS for NOT being FBA.com!!!!!!!!
morning.

[krisko]

hey caller where ya from?????

caller: hayseedsville

ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[seeinred]

What's going on 'Baggers?

[krisko]

morning.

seems to me like that was only one cheer sir :action-sm

[The Sarge]

seems to me like that was only one cheer sir :action-sm

Was It???

[Blue Heeler]

We need to get a Foundry logo on these mouth exercises.

[mattiew23m]

Most annoying voice ever, that is worse then Tim's promo's

[cokelogic]

This songs makes me smile.

[AnalLeakage]

Phil Hendrie was down here on WIOD doing mid days before he got syndicated. Miami Dolphins Brian Cox sued the station when he did his voice saying he was getting a divorced and married to a horse or some shit, was a throwaway bit. Station had to pay Cox around a million bucks. He pretty much didn't use real people's names / places on his syndicated show.

[meaty_vag_lips]

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Morning Baggers

[mendozathejew]

morning

[norton23]

Three word thread

make your own

show comments thread

[Hey_Asshole]

gmornin

[commish13]

Morning yeeeeeverybawie

[norton23]

Morning= here ya go Krisko,,,not sure if this is NSFW :huh:

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/j/angelinajolie/photos/angelina-jolie-018.jpg

[Smokezilla]

NICE JOB, CL!!!:action-sm

[mendozathejew]

nice job cokelogic

[meaty_vag_lips]

Cokelogic
:clap::clap::clap::clap:

[cokelogic]

Wow. I'm getting a nice ass lapping from the boys. I'm blushing.

[krisko]

Morning= here ya go Krisko,,,not sure if this is NSFW :huh:

http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/j/angelinajolie/photos/angelina-jolie-018.jpg

i think it's safe to say nipples are nsfw

but thank you by the way!

[Smokezilla]

i think it's safe to say nipples are nsfw

but thank you by the way!

It probably depends on where you work. . . :icon_wink

[VilleDick]

Oooooooooooh mergers scare me

Morning

[norton23]

i think it's safe to say nipples are nsfw

but thank you by the way!


No problem yo negro:icon_mrgr

[coolyellowbus]

oooooh sounds like some people are trying to play nice

[meaty_vag_lips]

Jesus in a pancake.....fucking rubes.

[Smokezilla]

Jesus loves maple syrup

[meaty_vag_lips]

Jesus loves maple syrup

Who doesn't? It's heavenly.

[commish13]

I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE these people

[cokelogic]

Jimmy is so great with his dry lines, "Than fix it, or it's goodbye Than".

[krisko]

Who doesn't? It's heavenly.

delicious
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/7/b/67b99ba141179b78683000b857f9628d.jpg

[CM Mark]

Good morning douchebags

[Blue Heeler]

Someone call Fez, he needs a steady diet of Slim Jims.

[norton23]

http://angelinajoliepics.net/pics/angelina-jolie-67.jpg

One Wadda Doodle

[Deadbent]

Hah, her father.


Way to watch ant.

[VilleDick]

Hey it's Vos

[krisko]

vos' speech impediment seems to get worse daily

[CM Mark]

Love teh Vos

[CM Mark]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand dump

[Blue Heeler]

My neighbor has Alsheimer's...we have to keep the front door locked or else she'll walk in to give us a hug.

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha jimmy got dumped

[CM Mark]

My neighbor has Alsheimer's...we have to keep the front door locked or else she'll walk in to give us a hug.

Leave the door unlocked and give her a good deep dicking one day

[Wilmington WOW]

http://briantek.net/ld_xmas.jpg

[CougarHunter]

Leave the door unlocked and give her a good deep dicking one day

Then send the old cunt on her way and she will be back the next day ready for more.

[Blue Heeler]

Maybe she can help me finish and then I can send her back home with a face full.

[Hey_Asshole]

How old is this clip? I swear I heard this before I was an O&A fan. I cant remember when or were.

[Deadbent]

Haha. Miss prank calls being federally legal.

[commish13]

http://briantek.net/ld_xmas.jpg

That's now my new desktop background.

[Smokezilla]

Maybe she can help me finish and then I can send her back home with a face full.

If she's got a touch of Parkinson's, a "handy" could be dandy!!!:icon_wink

[VilleDick]

"I was masturbating"

Thank you XM

[CougarHunter]

lol the pirates life for me

[Wilmington WOW]

That's now my new desktop background.

did you see the episode
the last 10 minutes might be his best ever

[Blue Heeler]

Every Friday, she runs out and hugs the garbage man.

Then she probably goes inside and cooks breakfast. /shudder

[norton23]

That's now my new desktop background.


:clap: That pic is great!

[Deadbent]

basia haha

http://www.polishwashington.com/store/music/trzetrzelewska-basia/BasiaSweetestIllusion.jpg

[Smokezilla]

Vos = Rockit Syentist:D

[Blue Heeler]

wow, that wasn't obvious as hell

[CM Mark]

I'm 4 for 5 so far. I only got the last one wrong

[commish13]

did you see the episode
the last 10 minutes might be his best ever

Yeah, it was a great episode.

[Blue Heeler]

I'm 4 for 5 so far. I only got the last one wrong

Same. I was thinking paper.

In fact, if you want to drive from St Louis to Kansas City, you take I-70 West. ;) Little extra fun fact for ya there, no no, you keep that.

[Smokezilla]

I love it when Wackbag gets educational.

[Hidden_Rage]

Same. I was thinking paper.

In fact, if you want to drive from St Louis to Kansas City, you take I-70 West. ;) Little extra fun fact for ya there, no no, you keep that.

Ah...

I still loved Opie's line on that

"Very good, 1 wrong"

[Mobo]

Morning Baggers! Are you ready to play: "Is your speech impediment worse than a 5th grader?"

[CM Mark]

damn. a prize pig won

[Deadbent]

Morning Baggers! Are you ready to play: "Is your speech impediment worse than a 5th grader?"



That's .. "Issssh your shhhpeech increduloush, worsh than a fifth grader"

[Blue Heeler]

Is that the first Prize Pig to win?

[Smokezilla]

Poor Jimmy. . . He's given himself an Indian burn.:(

[Blue Heeler]

That's what he gets for using a Mac.

[VilleDick]

I don't like Steve sounds, they hurt my ears

[VilleDick]

Love the cokelogic

You know buddy, if you stopped making animations you could probably cure cancer :action-sm

[Mobo]

Ayyyyyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh,I didn't reeeeelize thaaat. People around me wanna know where I got that, and why I won't stop doing it....

[CougarHunter]

"You're a filthy whoraaa!"

[Hidden_Rage]

Love the cokelogic

You know buddy, if you stopped making animations you could probably cure cancer :action-sm

Shh, don't give him ideas :action-sm

[Deadbent]

hahaha voss...

[CM Mark]

150 square inches

[Mobo]

insch. eccccch.

[GoCamels]

125, length x width x depth

[Mobo]

125, length x width x depth

that's hot.

[GoCamels]

Cuban Missle Crisis

(dad was on a Coast Guard cutter, headed to the blockade from Norfolk, but it got called off before they got there)

[Deadbent]

It wassssh the cuban whistle priceshh..

[Mobo]

That Steve from Bayshore! He'll write down anything! And then Opie will read it! And then everyone will kind of chuckle....because it really wasn't that funny....and then we'll go back to the discussion....awkwardly....

[Hidden_Rage]

This is too funny

[Wilmington WOW]

ok he is kinda of close with bay of pigs


cuban missile crisis


and technically those missiles were from russia then known as USSR


why am I defending this clown?

[Blue Heeler]

Dear Opie & Anthony....the missles in Cuba were Russian.

[Mobo]

ok he is kinda of close with bay of pigs


cuban missle crisis

well thank god it's not, "Are you kind of close to the answer of a 5th grader?".

[mascan42]

Holy crap. He can't remember because he was only five?!?!?!? I wasn't born until '73 and I knew this immediately.

[Awful Me]

Technically Vos is right.

It was Russian Missles in Cuba.

[GoCamels]

6 Days War? ENOUGH ABOUT THE JEWS!!!

[meaty_vag_lips]

The Byahn

[Blue Heeler]

Whorizontal

[Awful Me]

truman

[Wilmington WOW]

harry s truman

"he dropped the big one"
"he dropped two"

[Mobo]

Vos: not a fan of the era.

[Awful Me]

harry s truman

"he dropped the big one"
"he dropped two"

too slow sir.

[GoCamels]

Harry S. Turman

[Hidden_Rage]

Roosevelt was already dead Vos :haha7:

[jpl1776]

voss is a ass!!! but he is the funniest fucker that comes in. voss rules.

[Awful Me]

Harry S. Turman

waaaaaaaaaaaaay too slow.

[Stig]

They calls my name Stig.
:action-sm

[DiscountHarry]

Mornin' Baggers

[Mobo]

Heresh the thing.

[CougarHunter]

Jesus, Vos pains me....

[Deadbent]

Wow, I hope that caller gargles with draino.

[CM Mark]

As much as I love Vos, he is a fucking Dolt

[meaty_vag_lips]

Vos's stupidity does two things to me:
1 - Makes me laugh my ass off.
2 - Makes me feel better about myself.

[Deadbent]

intellectual quotations

hahaha

[Awful Me]

intelligence quotient

vos is a moron.

[mascan42]

Intelligence Quotient

[GoCamels]

ha ha

Intellectiual Quotient

[CM Mark]

They calls my name Stig.
:action-sm

Thing is, "Bill" was younger than you are.


Oh, morning Stig

[meaty_vag_lips]

Intellectual Quotations...New wackbag name?

[Wilmington WOW]

inteligence quotient (sp)

[Hidden_Rage]

Vos's stupidity does two things to me:
1 - Makes me laugh my ass off.
2 - Makes me feel better about myself.

QFT :clap:

[Blue Heeler]

Shoot this Euro bitch and get on with the show!

[Wilmington WOW]

too slow sir.

yes
but no one got the Fletch line?

[Hey_Asshole]

Saturday night Virus idea: Vos takes a IQ test Live

[Mobo]

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."
- Albert Einstein

Intellectual Quotation?

[meaty_vag_lips]

Dumb Off.....Vos, Francine, and Bobby...brilliant.

Wait, is it ok to use brilliant when mentioning those three?

[Deadbent]

The bay of pigs...
It wassh all theshhe fat girlshh in the audienceshh..

[Mobo]

Vos is the 6 year bore.

[Smokezilla]

Saturday night Virus idea: Vos takes a IQ test Live

I hope this would be a timed-exam.

[Stig]

Thing is, "Bill" was younger than you are.


Oh, morning Stig

You, sir, are a CUUUUUUNNNNTTTT!

:action-sm

[umo]

Vos is the only dumb, stupid, uneducated Jew in America.

[Mobo]

Does Coke take requests now?

[Wilmington WOW]

I don't go to the History Channel for Linger Longer jokes

[Hey_Asshole]

I hope this would be a timed-exam.

I had to take one back in high school....If I remember certain parts were timed.

[Blue Heeler]

Get to work Coke Logic! <whipcrack>

Yous gots works.

[meaty_vag_lips]

"If you score more than a 3"


Fuck, I love Jimmy


uh, no homo

[Smokezilla]

Vos is the only dumb, stupid, uneducated Jew in America.

I'm not even convinced that he's a Jew at this point.:D

[Mobo]

I know you don't gamble anymore, but you can steal my money. Good one Ope.

[Deadbent]

ixnay on the iay ookway esttay.

Sam_adams might be lurking, ready to strike with first person narratives about his.

[Mobo]

My headphones are soaking after "shinglesh".

[Wilmington WOW]

ha ha Ant
good one
england

[krisko]

They calls my name Stig.
:action-sm
ooh bringin sexy back!

intellectual quotations

hahaha

this had me cracking up on the way to work :haha7:


vos is an ass "when i was in England...you know filming that TV show in England..." attention whore

[Chester'sLiver]

Hey Stig, did you get Raw Vs Smackdown 2008?..

[Stig]

ooh bringin sexy back!

It was so popular last time that I figured it would work again. :icon_cool

[Stig]

Hey Stig, did you get the Raw Vs Smackdown 2008?..

I got a call from Gamestop saying that it will probably be in next tuesday.
Right now, I'm playing Call of Duty 4 - again.

[krisko]

francine has to be dumber than vos

[Stig]

Is this caller right about only needing 130 to get into Mensa? I scored 140 in high school, and never heard anything about it, but a friend of mine was 160 (!) and was a member.
(He's got a doctorate in computer science now. I'm doing this. That's the difference 20 points makes. :icon_conf)

[Hey_Asshole]

"Absolutely Not!"

[Stig]

francine has to be dumber than vos

Francine is dumber than my dog. But to be fair, Cosmo is pretty fucking clever.

[Hey_Asshole]

Vos = idiot savant??

[Chester'sLiver]

I got a call from Gamestop saying that it will probably be in next tuesday.
Right now, I'm playing Call of Duty 4 - again.

I got it yesterday."whaa" they changed the buttons and not a whole lot of wrestlers but there are some new cool options...I was lighting tables on fire and smashing Ric Flair threw them... You can also light the 2x4 wrapped in wire on fire..its also looks really good on 360 too.. Maybe thats why you didn't get it yet because you have PS3 not 360...

[krisko]

Is this caller right about only needing 130 to get into Mensa? I scored 140 in high school, and never heard anything about it, but a friend of mine was 160 (!) and was a member.
(He's got a doctorate in computer science now. I'm doing this. That's the difference 20 points makes. :icon_conf)

i thought it was like 155 or 160 or some such. it really can't be 130 because then i'm a Mensa member and i can't even spell mensa member

edit: see i forgot to put in "a" and "spell"

[Mobo]

Is this caller right about only needing 130 to get into Mensa? I scored 140 in high school, and never heard anything about it, but a friend of mine was 160 (!) and was a member.
(He's got a doctorate in computer science now. I'm doing this. That's the difference 20 points makes. :icon_conf)

Sour grapes, stupid?

[Lillibaby]

wow, australian accents are really just bastardized British accents.

[Hey_Asshole]

gnight baggers

[Smokezilla]

That audio sounded like Def Comedy Jam

[CM Mark]

Vos = idiot

Fixed.



Vos rules, but he is a dummy

[Stig]

I got it yesterday."whaa" they changed the buttons and not a whole lot of wrestlers but there are some new cool options...I was lighting tables on fire and smashing Ric Flair threw them... You can also light the 2x4 wrapped in wire on fire..its also looks really good on 360 too.. Maybe thats why you didn't get it yet because you have PS3 not 360...

COD4 came out for Xbox almost a month before ps3 and on PC even before that. They said that they took the extra time to take advantage of the PS3's graphic capabilities. That might be horse shit. I'm getting it, though.

i thought it was like 155 or 160 or some such. it really can't be 130 because then i'm Mensa member and i can't even mensa member


May I recommend getting by on your looks? :action-sm

Sour grapes, stupid?

NO!


yes.


:icon_roll

[krisko]

May I recommend getting by on your looks? :action-sm


seems to have worked so far :rolleyes:



oooohh wake up your roommate!!!!!

[CM Mark]

Hey Stig, did you get Raw Vs Smackdown 2008?..

I may be picking up the Wii version of it today when I grab Mario Galaxy

[Mobo]

cursing in 3.....2......1.....

[Smokezilla]

"What the fuck?!?!?" LOL:icon_lol:

[Mobo]

I may be picking up the Wii version of it today when I grab Mario Galaxy

HA! HA! HA!

[CM Mark]

hahahaha! ended up better than I was expected

[CM Mark]

HA! HA! HA!

What's so funny? I am a Wii owner, and I love it.

[Mobo]

hahahaha! ended up better than I was expected

Must.....not........fix.....

[Stig]

I may be picking up the Wii version of it today when I grab Mario Galaxy

Tell me THAT doesn't look ridiculous when you're playing it. :haha7:

[Mobo]

What's so funny? I am a Wii owner, and I love man-ass.

that one, I'll fix. :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

I may be picking up the Wii version of it today when I grab Mario Galaxy

Mario Galaxy is not just fantastic...its..FANTASTIC..

Its why I only played like 3 matches of Raw Vs Smackdown.. It addicting and a lot of fun...Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles also coming out today...a lot of games this month....

Tell me THAT doesn't look ridiculous when you're playing it. :haha7:

Mario doesn't..The most you have to move the controller is to shake it..

[DiscountHarry]

I still love Red's reaction ... "You guys have got the best show on ... OHHHHHH!!!!!!"

[Deadbent]

btw gents, saw some videeeeo game talk.


I'm burning that smackdown as we speak. I'll letchas know.


Also, 360 owners better buy mass effect, it's overly competent for a game.

[Hidden_Rage]

Chester, since you mentioned SvR, you have to see the DS version of the game


http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=lT7f18Lowzo


I think by watching a video you can call it the worst game ever made

[DiscountHarry]

Mario Galaxy is not just fantastic...its..FANTASTIC..

Its why I only played like 3 matches of Raw Vs Smackdown.. It addicting and a lot of fun...Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles also coming out today...a lot of games this month....

Assassin's Creed in stores today.

[Stig]

seems to have worked so far :rolleyes:



I tell ya - with your looks and my video camera, we could clean up! ;)

[CM Mark]

Mario Galaxy is not just fantastic...its..FANTASTIC..

Its why I only played like 3 matches of Raw Vs Smackdown.. It addicting and a lot of fun...Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles also coming out today...a lot of games this month....



Mario doesn't..The most you have to move the controller is to shake it..

I never got into the RE series, so I'll be passing on Umbrella Chronicles

[Chester'sLiver]

Assassin's Creed in stores today.

I have that reserved too but I might skip it..Since I have so many games to play and it got mixed reviews....

[Stig]

btw gents, saw some videeeeo game talk.


I'm burning that smackdown as we speak. I'll letchas know.


Also, 360 owners better buy mass effect, it's overly competent for a game.

You have a modded console?

[nataskaos]

morning Angry Vince, Chester'sLiver, CM Mark, Deadbent, DiscountHarry, EnragedHernia, Hey_Asshole, Hidden_Rage, JackJack Kenoff, Lillibaby, mascan42, mattiew23m, meaty_vag_lips, psycho_factor, Save My Up's Dick, seeinred, Smokezilla, Stig, universalremobo, wetandstickyjim.

yeah, it's hack at this point, but I like it. I like feeling like I am talking to everyone and being all inclusive. (reference, anyone?)

[Chester'sLiver]

You have a modded console?

I believe he is a tester....He will answer though...

Mass Effect doesn't look like my type of game...

Chester, since you mentioned SvR, you have to see the DS version of the game
I think by watching a video you can call it the worst game ever made
That does look awful....fucking slow moving....

[Deadbent]

You have a modded console?




It's a mongrel.. . mulllaatooo console.

somehow it keeps on working.

[krisko]

HA! HA! HA!

hey! i'm getting a wii! and i need to find money for it somewhere..hmmmmm?:
I tell ya - with your looks and my video camera, we could clean up! ;)

[Chester'sLiver]

hey! i'm getting a wii! and i need to find money for it somewhere..hmmmmm?:

Mario Galaxy makes buying a Wii worth it by itself...That and Zelda so far....

[Mobo]

That promo needs to call them "fart"-icipants.

[Mobo]

hey! i'm getting a wii! and i need to find money for it somewhere..hmmmmm?:

I feel ridiculous waving around a remote to do the simplest actions. I play video games so I don't have to move.

ps. I purposely left the "money" comment alone.

[Stig]

hey! i'm getting a wii! and i need to find money for it somewhere..hmmmmm?:

Just let me finish painting my name on this director's chair and we can get started.
Our first film will be "Krisko plays Wii naked."

[Mobo]

yes, what is a Patrice?

[Ciarin]

morning

[Stig]

yes, what is a Patrice?

You know. A ******.

[DiscountHarry]

holy crap, why does the XM feed sound like a CD that is skipping?

[Mobo]

They should have pulled this wake-up gag on Lady Di.

[krisko]

i'm going to go ahead and say that if you weren't an honor roll student in high school something is seriously wrong with you



waiting for the fallout :action-sm

[Deadbent]

I only test for EA and MS published stuff, CL.

could get you a hookup with your ill madden skills ;)

[Stig]

holy crap, why does the XM feed sound like a CD that is skipping?

I'm getting that too.

[Deadbent]

waiting for the fallout :action-sm


Watch out for falling ceiling tiles ;p

[Smokezilla]

This guy is getting shit done. Hillarious!!!

[Chester'sLiver]

I only test for EA and MS published stuff, CL.

could get you a hookup with your ill madden skills ;)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Please do..:icon_mrgr

[Mobo]

I wanna eat Goddammit!

[CM Mark]

morning

mornin sweet cheeks

[cokelogic]

This guy would pwn in the egg nog drinking contest.

[Mobo]

I'm so glad to be from Texas right now....

[GoCamels]

Voss is a MORON!!! It's the BULK that went to 12oz, not the links ya JEW!!! You don't eat this non-Kosher shit anyway!!!

[Smokezilla]

We love our sausage here in the South!!!

Also on a related note: Grits = LOVE:)

[krisko]

um. 124 isnt' very good is it?

[Stig]

um. 124 isnt' very good is it?
It's not that bad. It's 24% above average, I guess.

I'm glad that her IQ test wasn't that hard. It should only be hard if you're dumb.

[Mobo]

I'm diggin Jim Jeffries. He's a pretty funny Aussie.

[Smokezilla]

I'm diggin Jim Jeffries. He's a pretty funny Aussie.
X2

[Mobo]

"I'm glad he didn't drink drive. It's all a round-about. He had a go."

Wow! I don't understand any of that.

[OhioPest]

Voss is a MORON!!! It's the BULK that went to 12oz, not the links ya JEW!!! You don't eat this non-Kosher shit anyway!!!

It is good to know that there is still passion left in the world.

There was a joke lost there somewhere between loving the sausage and having it in the south.
Maybe someone funnier than me could make a joke.

[madbam]

Morning Baggers...off for the rest of the week...gotta get my Son on the bus so I should be showing up around 8:30 or so...here is some WoW hotness:

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/734/44ca32dbb211foc1.jpg

[krisko]

X2

x3

[Ciarin]

that guy's accent is so lovely.

[DiscountHarry]

Voss is a MORON!!! It's the BULK that went to 12oz, not the links ya CRAB!!! You don't eat this non-Kosher shit anyway!!!

fixed

[CM Mark]

mother fucking lefty flip gets me every fucking time

[wetandstickyjim]

Morning Baggers :action-sm

[Mobo]

mother fucking lefty flip gets me every fucking time

Just remember, Hendrix was a lefty.

[GoCamels]

We love our sausage here in the South!!!

Also on a related note: Grits = LOVE:)

Grit lover here...gotta have butter and sugar though!!!

[Ciarin]

I'm a lefty.

[Ciarin]

anyone else think this fling.com is a great way for more people to spread some STD's?

[Stig]

Just remember, Hendrix was a lefty.

Yep. Choked on his own vomit.
Stupid lefties.

[Stig]

anyone else think this fling.com is a great way for more people to spread some STD's?

That ad grates on my soul on so many levels...

[SteveFromBayshore]

That Steve from Bayshore! He'll write down anything! And then Opie will read it! And then everyone will kind of chuckle....because it really wasn't that funny....and then we'll go back to the discussion....awkwardly....

Yes, that's just how it works. Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

HEIL CUMIA!

[Mobo]

Yep. Choked on his own vomit.
Stupid lefties.

They should have a "choke on vomit" power in the Guitar Hero III battles.

[CM Mark]

Finally beat Lou on medium

[Mobo]

Yes, that's just how it works. Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

HEIL CUMIA!

good one......I don't know what I'm talking about. :action-sm

[Ciarin]

I went to the site and it showed me some hot and sexy girls from Lynn(amazing how they know I'm in Lynn). I'm willing to wager that any hot girl on that site was paid to be there.

[Stig]

Yes, that's just how it works. Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

HEIL CUMIA!

Got any extra cats? :action-sm

[Mobo]

I went to the site and it showed me some hot and sexy girls from Lynn(amazing how they know I'm in Lynn). I'm willing to wager that any hot girl on that site was paid to be there.

awwwwww! you're new to computers.

[Deadbent]

Damn Remobo, You've just been... Po'wned!



:icon_roll

[Redding]

hiya buddays once again opie butchers one of my lines heres what it said "new video 5 people 1 12 oz sausage"

[Mobo]

Damn Remobo, You've just been... Po'wned!

Was I?

[Ole Horses Teet]

Ohhhh a replay of this cheating whore.

[krisko]

Got any extra cats? :action-sm

fuckin starvin


ok i admit it, i only said that so i could post this pic:
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee189/kriskobaby/mom.jpg

[Ciarin]

awwwwww! you're new to computers.

No I'm not(and I think you probably mean I'm new to the internet since computers long existed before the internet and cookies etc).

[Mobo]

hiya buddays once again opie butchers one of my lines heres what it said "new video 5 people 1 12 oz sausage"

We know....he spent 5 minutes clarifying it.

[Deadbent]

hiya buddays once again opie butchers one of my lines heres what it said "new video 5 people 1 12 oz sausage"

It was butchered before it even got to op. :action-sm

[VilleDick]

I hate this girl

[krisko]

Was I?

uusssssssssssssss

:action-sm

[Mobo]

No I'm not(and I think you probably mean I'm new to the internet since computers long existed before the internet and cookies etc).

I'll call Nabisco and tell them the bad news.

[Ciarin]

I'll call Nabisco and tell them the bad news.

Will ya?

[seeinred]

mother fucking lefty flip gets me every fucking time

x2, so does whammy, since mine doesn't work.

[Ole Horses Teet]

Teehee - this bitch is a cunt, but ending it with "Oh Jimmy!" was definitely funny.

[Mobo]

x2, so does whammy, since mine doesn't work.

ooooof, you're at a major disadvantage there......playing with a regular controller?

[seeinred]

ooooof, you're at a major disadvantage there......playing with a regular controller?

No, I had to restart every battle until I didn't get fucking whammied in it. Against Lou, just on medium, I got it at the very end and survived until the sudden death part to beat him.

[CougarHunter]

First day back with XM and the ol intro never sounded so good, well that is until it dropped out in the middle of it.

[Blue Heeler]

Opie's in the stall filming 1 Guy 1 Cup

[wetandstickyjim]

Wow. 30 seconds in to the XM side and they're talking about shit already.

[SteveSteele]

Morning baggers.

[meanmarv]

Any word on merger vote?

[Mobo]

And, our toilets swirl the opposite direction when flushed, than the ones in Austrailia.

[Ciarin]

One of the many bad reviews of fling.com:

"I am a good looking guy who works out regularly and has the body to show for it. However, after looking through and contacting nearly 100 profiles in my area, not a SINGLE ONE turned out to be real. EVERY SINGLE ONE sent me some BS message about how I should sign up for some other website to look at their pics, but once I signed up they left their phone number in there for me. Yeah right. This site is pathetic. Don't waste your money."


hahah, I was right, awesome!

[Deadbent]

This site is pathetic. Don't waste your money."




Hello! Exactly!!

[Ciarin]

I think it sucks that O&A has such a scummy sponsor.

[Deadbent]

You could say that's a KILLER story.


meh, mrhmph, eh..

[Mobo]

Best.....story.....ever.

[CM Mark]

One of the many bad reviews of fling.com:

"I am a good looking guy who works out regularly and has the body to show for it. However, after looking through and contacting nearly 100 profiles in my area, not a SINGLE ONE turned out to be real. EVERY SINGLE ONE sent me some BS message about how I should sign up for some other website to look at their pics, but once I signed up they left their phone number in there for me. Yeah right. This site is pathetic. Don't waste your money."


hahah, I was right, awesome!

The only dating site I have ever tried, sans craigslist, was okaycupid.com. And I didn't get shit from that one either

[Mobo]

There's a loser up here at work (no, it's not me) that uses Plentyoffish.com. He seems to like that one.....for anyone that cares.

[krisko]

hold on

did vos just say death of a salesman was by shakespeare?!?

[Smokezilla]

What was that shit from Vos? "The Taming Of The Jew"?

[Mobo]

Another of Vos' favorite plays:

The Retard Cometh

[VilleDick]

Enough about 2 girls 1 cup! :icon_evil:icon_evil:icon_evil

[Smokezilla]

This reaction should be great.

[Mobo]

Enough about 2 girls 1 cup! :icon_evil:icon_evil:icon_evil

I AGREE! Do you have any idea how hard it is to hide an erection at work?!?

[krisko]

Enough about 2 girls 1 cup! :icon_evil:icon_evil:icon_evil


ya i can see how it would be embarrassing for you to have your pants get a little tight at work :action-sm

edit: remobo bested me again, that motherfucker ;)

[wetandstickyjim]

A friend of mine and his wife were watching the movie version of Romeo and Juliet and his wife changed the channel towards the end and my buddy said "Wait, I want to se how it ends!" :icon_eek:

[Deadbent]

Haha.

[VilleDick]

Oh Anthony, don't worry, it gets old

[OhioPest]

I AGREE! Do you have any idea how hard it is to hide an erection at work?!?
It's allot easier than trying to hide the stain on my khakis due to the after effects.

[wetandstickyjim]

Another of Vos' favorite plays:

The Retard Cometh

MacBlech

[Smokezilla]

Do you wash that cup after you're done or just throw it out?

[Blue Heeler]

Look at that, you don't have to use "SteveFromBayshore" to get Opie to read your IF.

[CM Mark]

Do you wash that cup after you're done or just throw it out?

Don't bother washing it. Just fill it right up with some iced tea afterwords

[CM Mark]

MacBlech

Richard the Dumbass

[Deadbent]

Wear no bag!!!

[Smokezilla]

Is a spyrochete the same as a "dick slug"?

[krisko]

Do you wash that cup after you're done or just throw it out?

i've not seen the video...if it is a paper cup they should definitely eat it.




anyone have chlamydia?
syphilis will make you cut off your ear and make paitnings like this:
http://www2.bc.edu/~dohertyp/web_site/images/vangogh.starry.jpg

[krisko]

Wear no bag!!!

spread the HIV.....

[Ciarin]

"Fling / Fling.com has stolen profiles from other online dating sites. They took my friends profile from adultfriendfinder.com and have it on their site although my friend never joined their site!

They have tons of fake profiles and they sent tons of fake friend invites and fake messages.

They say profiles are from your area but they really are not! If you change the area you are from the profiles magically change their location too.

They even have banners that say the women is from your area but she really isn't, it's called geo targetting.

They also do not stop charging you when you try to cancel.

Again Fling.com is a complete scam and a fraud, these are the same guys that runs nastydollars.com, bangbus.com, etc.

So buyer beware!"


lol, I love how all these loser guys were duped when all they wanted to do was have hot sex with attractive woman via the internets.

[CM Mark]

Wear no bag!!!

Spread the HIV

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIt's on XM!!!!

[krisko]

Spread the HIV

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIt's on XM!!!!

hoo hoo :action-sm

[Chester'sLiver]

her post here

Who was talking about fling.com?"whaa"
What did I miss?

[wetandstickyjim]

spread the HIV.....

Suck my fucking cock!

[Ciarin]

Who was talking about fling.com?"Whaa"
What did I miss?

whenever they break for commercial, the fling.com spot plays. And it's annoying.

[mikek]

syphilis will make you cut off your ear and make paitnings like this:
http://www2.bc.edu/%7Edohertyp/web_site/images/vangogh.starry.jpg


You're surprisingly cultured for an upper midwestern hick, my dear!






:action-sm

[Smokezilla]

Big Aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyeeee!!!

[Deadbent]

krisko with the van gogh joke.

oof.

[Redding]

It was butchered before it even got to op. :action-sm

hate you :action-sm

[mikek]

krisko with the van gogh joke.

oof.

Uh Big Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[krisko]

i think it's about 27 stone

[Smokezilla]

krisko with the van gogh joke.

oof.

Maybe just a little too "high-brow" for this crowd.:icon_wink

[Cromwell]

Mornin' Atrus, Blue Heeler, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, CM Mark, CougarHunter, Deadbent, DiscountHarry, enduser, Friday, GoCamels, hshearer, jmilano29, krisko, madbam, maz, meanmarv, mikek, mk21, nostrilthump, Redding, RIrealtor, rush0313, Save My Up's Dick, seeinred, Smokezilla, Stig, wetandstickyjim, wwpd

:action-sm

So - who's "Wow-ing" today? :rolleyes:

[Friday]

Morning Baggies!

Every time I see Christ on a pony i giggle....

... who here is excited for December 7th?? I know I am!! wheeeeeeeee

[krisko]

You're surprisingly cultured for an upper midwestern hick, my dear!


:action-sm
thanks :icon_conf
krisko with the van gogh joke.

oof.

what's wrong with that!?

Uh Big Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
i'm not so big


i think a stone is like 14 lbs

[Friday]

:action-sm

So - who's "Wow-ing" today? :rolleyes:

Not I!!! :action-sm

Hiya Crommy!

[Save My Up's Dick]

Mornin' Atrus, Blue Heeler, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, CM Mark, CougarHunter, Deadbent, DiscountHarry, enduser, Friday, GoCamels, hshearer, jmilano29, krisko, madbam, maz, meanmarv, mikek, mk21, nostrilthump, Redding, RIrealtor, rush0313, Save My Up's Dick, seeinred, Smokezilla, Stig, wetandstickyjim, wwpd

:action-sm

So - who's "Wow-ing" today? :rolleyes:
Morning Crom. Good question.

[CaptainWacky]

181.436 kg

[Stig]

whenever they break for commercial, the fling.com spot plays. And it's annoying.

I went there once out of curiosity. As soon as I saw it, I expected my screen to explode with popup ads for porn sites.

[Smokezilla]

Big A's big enough now to qualify for "Goon" status.

[CM Mark]

Big A is in shape even here in the USA. Round is a shape

[Deadbent]

Morning Baggies!

Every time I see Christ on a pony i giggle....

... who here is excited for December 7th?? I know I am!! wheeeeeeeee


eggnog drinking and teh bash.

I'm so there.
The falcon of truth...

Priceline rocks.

[mikek]

"whaa"


... who here is excited for December 7th?? I know I am!!

http://hml.org/mmhc/exhibits/wwiidocs/images/warposter6.jpg

[madbam]

Mornin' Atrus, Blue Heeler, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, CM Mark, CougarHunter, Deadbent, DiscountHarry, enduser, Friday, GoCamels, hshearer, jmilano29, krisko, madbam, maz, meanmarv, mikek, mk21, nostrilthump, Redding, RIrealtor, rush0313, Save My Up's Dick, seeinred, Smokezilla, Stig, wetandstickyjim, wwpd

:action-sm

So - who's "Wow-ing" today? :rolleyes:

Hey Crommy:action-sm

[wetandstickyjim]

Mornin' Atrus, Blue Heeler, Chester'sLiver, Clever1, CM Mark, CougarHunter, Deadbent, DiscountHarry, enduser, Friday, GoCamels, hshearer, jmilano29, krisko, madbam, maz, meanmarv, mikek, mk21, nostrilthump, Redding, RIrealtor, rush0313, Save My Up's Dick, seeinred, Smokezilla, Stig, wetandstickyjim, wwpd

:action-sm

So - who's "Wow-ing" today? :rolleyes:

Morning Fella.

Not me.

[GoCamels]

SHIT...signal's cutting out...oh, it's just Big A :(

[madbam]

Not I!!! :action-sm

Hiya Crommy!

Hiya Frideeeeeee

[Deadbent]

At first I thought, as long as we don't see big A getting tricked on Paltalk to jack it... I'll be ok.

But getting someone to eat his ... ass.


How did it get to this...


How..

[SteveSteele]

Morning Crom. Had to restart, so I missed out on the list.

[Blue Heeler]

zing

[mikek]

At first I thought, as long as we don't see big A getting tricked on Paltalk to jack it... I'll be ok.

But getting someone to eat his ... ass.
How did it get to this...
How..

there is no god

[OhioPest]

"whaa"




http://hml.org/mmhc/exhibits/wwiidocs/images/warposter6.jpg


ooooooooooohhhh Too soon. Too Soon.

[nostrilthump]

Wear no bag!!!
spread the HIV.....
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIt's on XM!!!!

Greg & Tony Show (http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/displaymedia.cfm/id/10053/page/show_video_number_10053.html)

[Cromwell]

What's up, Peeps. :action-sm

I can't believe they're doing this picture again. Ha, ha.

Well, maybe Big A should "wow" :icon_mrgr

[CougarHunter]

gus and elmer?

[AllForADeuce]

MacBlech

Story of Vos' life: The Comedy of Errors

[Cromwell]

Something up your ass = "fun guy" :icon_surp :icon_mrgr

[mikek]

blame Friday... she's the america hater! :icon_roll

ooooooooooohhhh Too soon. Too Soon.

[Mobo]

Damn BlueHeeler! I go out for one cigarette, and you get 2 IF's read! You da man!

[Friday]

Hiya Frideeeeeee

Hey you!

Don't think for a second that you are excused from BabyFuck, mister!
I want to see all of my fake internet boyfriends that night lol :p

[Stig]

Big A weighs only 147 on Mercury and Mars.
353 on Venus.
65 on the moon.
922 on Jupiter
358 on Saturn
346 on Uranus [insert anus joke here]
438 on Neptune

[AllForADeuce]

Ask Vos to pronounce Shakespeare's Pericles, Prince of Tyre

[Blue Heeler]

See, smoking is bad for your health and your XM listening spans.

[SteveSteele]

there is no god

If there is a god, one of the lovely ladies posting here will give us a WOW.

(Hint ladies)


;)

[krisko]

did anyone watch Nip/Tuck from yesterday and see teh Tubgirl re-enactment? yech

[Mobo]

Big A weighs only 147 on Mercury and Mars.
353 on Venus.
65 on the moon.
922 on Jupiter
358 on Saturn
346 on Uranus [insert anus joke here]
438 on Neptune

The big smelly one's Big A!

[Friday]

Big A weighs only 147 on Mercury and Mars.
353 on Venus.
65 on the moon.
922 on Jupiter
358 on Saturn
346 on Uranus [insert anus joke here]
438 on Neptune

and what is your age on all of these planets, sir? :action-sm

[Ciarin]

http://www.ciarin.com/A3/tits2.jpg

[VilleDick]

did anyone watch Nip/Tuck from yesterday and see teh Tubgirl re-enactment? yech

Nope. But you mentioned that there were boobies on it, so I will watch it now

[CM Mark]

http://www.ciarin.com/A3/tits2.jpg

and we have boobies!!

Nice Ciarin

[AllForADeuce]

http://www.ciarin.com/A3/tits2.jpg

That was quite the deliciousness. Girls from the city of sin are always fun hahaha

[SteveSteele]

http://www.ciarin.com/A3/tits2.jpg

Thank you!!!!!

:bigok

[krisko]

Nope. But you mentioned that there were boobies on it, so I will watch it now

nooo.....there was man ass...but there are lesbians too...all said it was pretty hot

[Stig]

and what is your age on all of these planets, sir? :action-sm

Now that was just hurtful, Miss. :(

[Mobo]

I think he stole this bit from Bill Cosby.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

That was a funny bit.

I think he stole this bit from Bill Cosby.

It did have that Cosby story delivery.

[Cromwell]

I like this guy's standup.

Pretty good.

Pretty, pretty, pretty good :)

[CM Mark]

Now that was just hurtful, Miss. :(

Hurtful, but funny

[Ciarin]

roffle mow!

/mischief

[pnigga]

morning baggers

it was around this point I realized that the story was going nowhere and I'd been tellign the same jerk-off joke for six minutes.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Sorry Lugz...Pay the boys a shit load but Lugz suck ass.

Go Asolo, Timberland, or Keen Growlers before Lugz....echhh

[Razor Roman]

Good morning everyone~

[Redding]

so i downloaded the foo fighters and velvet revolver gh3 packs the foo fighter one is great (all my life, the pretender and this is a call)

[Mobo]

roffle mow!

/mischief

Now that's funny!

[Deadbent]

Sorry Lugz...Pay the boys a shit load but Lugz suck ass.

Go Asolo, Timberland, or Keen Growlers before Lugz....echhh


There was a lugs advert? wtf


Who they be tryin' ta market to rite thurr?

[Ciarin]

Good morning everyone~

good morning!

[wetandstickyjim]

Good morning everyone~

Word up

[GoCamels]

Leotard...tightwad... :clap

[Mobo]

Whut up Razor!

[SteveSteele]

Sorry Lugz...Pay the boys a shit load but Lugz suck ass.

Go Asolo, Timberland, or Keen Growlers before Lugz....echhh

How about Doc Martens, New Rocks, or even good old fashioned US Army combat boots.

[Ciarin]

Now that's funny!

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4636/owlorry6oe.jpg

[Ciarin]

How about Doc Martens, New Rocks, or even good old fashioned US Army combat boots.

ugh, Doc Martens kill my feet....

[CM Mark]

mornin Razor

[SteveSteele]

Good morning everyone~

Razor!!

[Stig]

ugh, Doc Martens kill my feet....

And you chances of getting laid.

[Mobo]

ugh, Doc Martens kill my feet....

But you are a fan of steel-tipped boobies?

[CM Mark]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b204/aodific/HypnoToad.jpg

[Mobo]

what the fuck is a dance hit?!?!?!?!

[Ciarin]

And you chances of getting laid.


hehe, not really.:action-sm

[Hidden_Rage]

I'm a lefty.

Only a handful of us.. only a handful..

[CM Mark]

But you are a fan of steel-tipped boobies?

Everyone is a fan of steel tipped boobies

[Deadbent]

hehe, not really.:action-sm


Well, they do help to deal with the mess after getting laid, too.

[SteveSteele]

ugh, Doc Martens kill my feet....

Been wearing them for at least 15 years (and seven pairs-still got three of them) and never come across a painful pair.

Wear them for a day and I'll rub your feet. ;)

[Mobo]

Everyone is a fan of steel tipped boobies

Except Ciarin's boss.

[Ciarin]

Been wearing them for at least 15 years (and seven pairs-still got three of them) and never come across a painful pair.

Wear them for a day and I'll rub your feet. ;)

ZOMG I will love you forever if you would rub my feet!

[Mobo]

yer mamer! HA! HA!

[Razor Roman]

good morning!

Word up

Whut up Razor!

mornin Razor

Razor!!

Hello!!! Good to see who your friends are :-P

[SteveSteele]

ZOMG I will love you forever if you would rub my feet!

Done.




(as long as I get to work my way up and rub other things ;) )

[AllForADeuce]

He does a kick ass Homer

[VilleDick]

ZOMG I will love you forever if you would rub my feet!

:puke:

[Stig]

Hello!!! Good to see who your friends are :-P

Fuck you and your stupid hat, Razor.







:action-sm

[Blue Heeler]

Done.




(as long as I get to work my way up and rub other things ;) )

Whoa! Hold on there, you don't wanna rub anything from Lynn, MA. :action-sm

[Friday]

Hello!!! Good to see who your friends are :-P

hey!

;p

[krisko]

There was a lugs advert? wtf


Who they be tryin' ta market to rite thurr?
right thurrrrr

Whut up Razor!
x2

And you chances of getting laid.
:haha7::haha7:
Hello!!! Good to see who your friends are :-P
[fez]oh hiiiiii roman :action-sm

[Ciarin]

Whoa! Hold on there, you don't wanna rub anything from Lynn, MA. :action-sm

I'm not from here.


(didn't I already say that?)

[RobeSoup&Tears]

That wall had better be at a ridiculous angle.

[krisko]

eh, i said 27...i was close

[Hidden_Rage]

My XM feed cut off for a few seconds :(

[Ciarin]

mine too

[Mobo]

My XM feed cut off for a few seconds :(

Are you gonna be o.k.?

[wetandstickyjim]

I'm not from here.


(didn't I already say that?)

So, where ya from then?

[Blue Heeler]

My XM feed cut off for a few seconds :(

Aye, same here...I know R&F were having pops yesterday and they were on the phone with XM techs.

[Ciarin]

So, where ya from then?

I'm not from anywhere(I could've sworn I went over this already).

[Hidden_Rage]

Are you gonna be o.k.?

I think so.. If it happens again, who knows... I might have a heart attack

[Awful Me]

19.3 Stones for me.

http://www.metric-conversions.org/weight/pounds-to-stones.htm

[TitanicSlide]

its been going on for like two weeks now, must be the doggy company tech guys are getting involved now

[Deadbent]

I'm not from anywhere(I could've sworn I went over this already).


Would it be out of place to ask you to return there? :action-sm

[Ciarin]

Would it be out of place to ask you to return there? :action-sm

Return where?

[Stig]

its been going on for like two weeks now, must be the doggy company tech guys are getting involved now

It's taking a long time for the li'l doggie to sniff XM's ass.

[Hidden_Rage]

Return where?


It's like you have your own residence...


Do you own Peteroia? :action-sm

[nolajersey]

Would it be out of place to ask you to return there? :action-sm
hey Dead play nice.


Good morning everyone!!!!

[krisko]

19.3 Stones for me.

http://www.metric-conversions.org/weight/pounds-to-stones.htm

9.4 for me

[Blue Heeler]

Would it be out of place to ask you to return there? :action-sm

It's never too late to Abort.

[Mobo]

Water shortage? It's an island ya douche***!

[Blue Heeler]

9.4 for me

15.7 for me, but I'm 6'3" tall.

[wetandstickyjim]

I'm not from anywhere(I could've sworn I went over this already).

I'm not here all the time, but it rings a bell. Army brat?

[Mobo]

12.8571 stone.....checking in.

HOO-AH!

[SteveSteele]

Good morning everyone!!!!

Nola!!! :action-sm

[Friday]

Wolf Creek SKEERED me!!

But I would watch it again in a heartbeat. Fun Serial Killer Goodness!

[Mobo]

This guy reminds me.....where the hell has Loki been lately?

[Razor Roman]

eh, i said 27...i was close

Kriskoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!

[krisko]

12.8571 stone.....checking in.

HOO-AH!

holy shit

you're a genius remobo

someone make up some howmanystonesdoyouweigh cards immediately

[Deadbent]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coober_Pedy


(picture in there with a caption that lists "spectacular scenery". Irony drips somewhere.)

[Razor Roman]

Hey Nola, Fridee, etc.

Jim Jeffries is pretty freakin funny. Wish my weekend wasn't fully packed otherwise I'd def try to see him.

[Chester'sLiver]

19.2857 stone for me....

I'm 6'5"...

[nolajersey]

Nola!!! :action-sm
Hello there Steve. How are you today?

[Ciarin]

I'm not here all the time, but it rings a bell. Army brat?

Yep:action-sm

[VilleDick]

This guy reminds me.....where the hell has Loki been lately?

Incarcerated. Well hopefully anyway :action-sm

[nolajersey]

Kriskoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!

Hey Nola, Fridee, etc.


hmm Krisko gets her own post and me and Friday get lumped together. I see how it is........

[krisko]

This guy reminds me.....where the hell has Loki been lately?
he's DEAD
Kriskoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!

romannnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wetandstickyjim]

hey Dead play nice.


Good morning everyone!!!!

Morning Doll! :action-sm

[Mobo]

holy shit

you're a genius remobo

someone make up some howmanystonesdoyouweigh cards immediately

Awwwww. Stop it already.....;)

[Razor Roman]

hey Dead play nice.


Good morning everyone!!!!

Hey Jess. Love the new avatar pic... by "giants" on the shirt, are you referring to the football team or...

oh nevermind... :-) Loveyanola!!!


and I agree on Uma Thurman.. .eugch

[Deadbent]

:haha7:


Jim Jeffries isn't too bad.

[nolajersey]

Morning Doll! :action-sm
Hey. I haven't talked to you in a long long time. I hope things are well with you.

[SteveSteele]

Hello there Steve. How are you today?

Doing alright and yourself?

[wetandstickyjim]

he's DEAD

You're kiddin'! How did it happen?

[krisko]

Charlotte Church:
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/charlotte-church-4th-annual-glamour-women-of-the-year-awards-MRuV85.jpg

i used to watch her show, it was mildly funny

[nolajersey]

Doing alright and yourself?
Busy as usual.

[wasp]

im surprised there isnt a "jim jeffries - best guest ever" thread

[Stig]

hmm Krisko gets her own post and me and Friday get lumped together. I see how it is........

NOLA!!!! :action-sm

[Mobo]

Charlotte Church:
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/charlotte-church-4th-annual-glamour-women-of-the-year-awards-MRuV85.jpg

i used to watch her show, it was mildly funny

That pic alone weighs 7 stone.

[Deadbent]

ewww charlotte church.

[wetandstickyjim]

Hey. I haven't talked to you in a long long time. I hope things are well with you.

Tell me about it. Been well thanks. Busy at work lately...well for the last year since I left my old job I haven't been on here like I used to, which was basically an escape from a shitty job. So, yeah, I doing well.

You?

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Pad Data: Big A's Little P

[pnigga]

I just discovered the lbs to stone conversion page and I'm delighted to be a svelt 15 stone

[Cromwell]

Pad Data: Big A's Little P

Larf! :icon_mrgr

So let me get this right? Someone *there right now* is going to do this with Big A?

[Chester'sLiver]

I'm sure a lot of people tell Big A he has a lot of girth..they just aren't talking about his penis...

[Stig]

Larf! :icon_mrgr

So let me get this right? Someone *there right now* is going to do this with Big A?

No. There's still time to get in on this, Croms. :action-sm

[SteveSteele]

So what's worse. Scat video or this?

[Razor Roman]

hmm Krisko gets her own post and me and Friday get lumped together. I see how it is........

:p:p:p:p:p

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Busy as usual.

Pssst....I know I'll seem like Harry Hit-on :rolleyes: but you look cute in your AVI...I like.

[Ciarin]

why is jimmy so interested in another man's cock?

[Razor Roman]

why is jimmy so interested in another man's cock?


If you need to ask you haven't been listening long enough :icon_mrgr

[DiscountHarry]

1.82 Metres tall
88.9 Kilos
14 Stones

[Mobo]

Because he's not gay.

[Chester'sLiver]

Big A also got screen capped in a private session on paltalk and they all saw his junk..

[vinman3]

That pic alone weighs 7 stone.


She was pregnant when that pic was taken.

Here is a non-prego pic. Though not sure how old the pic is.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/music/sites/charlottechurch/images/ecards/charlotte_church02.jpg

[Mobo]

Big A also got screened capped in a private session on paltalk and they all saw his junk..

BOY! You love(d) past tense!

[CougarHunter]

why is jimmy so interested in another man's cock?

um linger longer?

[Stig]

I'm sure a lot of people tell Big A he has a lot of girth..they just aren't talking about his penis...

If you throw a baseball toward Big A at just the right angle, it will orbit him several times before Earth's gravity makes it fall to the floor.

[Ciarin]

um linger longer?

um...rhetorical?

[SteveSteele]

why is jimmy so interested in another man's cock?

Probably because Jimmy's cock is bigger and he can feel good about himself afterwards.

[Razor Roman]

um...rhetorical?

I knew it was... thats why I put a big :icon_mrgr after my response.:haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Blue Heeler]

wtf Vos...cockblocking

[Mobo]

Girlsh like yumor.

[DiscountHarry]

Rich Vos Professional Fluffer

[Deadbent]

What's ant talking down about another mans cock for. He used to do chin ups in the shower with his dad.


LINGGGGGGGGGGSKLDJFAKLFJDSKLFJSDFKLFA NLLONGGGGGGGAFKLJALFJEER

[Ciarin]

"But dad you're peeing"

[Mobo]

"But dad you're peeing"

SUBCONSCIOUS LONGER!!!!

[Probably Stoned]

Just got home and thought I'd offer my 2 cents and post count. Jim Jeffries is a funny mother fucker.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

So you can get an AIDS test while waiting for a train, coffee, a slice...Geez

[Chester'sLiver]

Jim Jeffries definitely needs to come back.He killed today..

[SteveSteele]

"But dad you're peeing"

See...you've been lingering longer.

[krisko]

SUBCONSCIOUS LONGER!!!!

:haha7::haha7:


and runner up LOTD by jimmy "have you ever played mesopotamia?"

[Mobo]

Jim Jeffries definitely needs to come back.He killed today..

x2.146 stone.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

I guess Andrew has nothing to promote.

[Mobo]

I guess Andrew has nothing to promote.

I guess nobody's given him a free lunch lately.

[krisko]

I guess nobody's given him a free lunch lately.

well....i've got 29 stone that says you're wrong on that one

[nolajersey]

Pssst....I know I'll seem like Harry Hit-on :rolleyes: but you look cute in your AVI...I like.
Thank you RST. :icon_redf

[Mobo]

well....i've got 29 stone that says you're wrong on that one

No....now you mean pounds.

[krisko]

hahahahah love teh Than

[Stig]

I guess Andrew has nothing to promote.

Promote...Live for...whatever...

[Hidden_Rage]

Intellectual Quotation :haha7::haha7::haha7:

[Mobo]

Wow! What is this!?!?!? I love it!

[krisko]

great show today! :clap:

[Blue Heeler]

I'm out...cya!

[Chester'sLiver]

great show today! :clap:

Jim was great I hope he comes back soon....Now to Ron and Fez where I hope no one else beats Bob-Bob so I look even better.:icon_mrgr

[Hidden_Rage]

great show today! :clap:


QFT


Jim Jeffries killed

[SteveSteele]

great show today! :clap:

Agreed. Jim Jefferies needs to return.

Well, later baggers. Be back to do this all over again in tomorrow's thread. :D

[Chino Kapone]

Mad Props to Jim Jeffries :clap: fucking fantastic today

[Save My Up's Dick]

x2.146 stone.
:haha7::haha7:

11.7 stone here. :action-sm

Jim killed.

[Stig]

15.7 stone checking in.
And checking out. :action-sm

[Mobo]

Anyone know where I can get that new "retard" promo?

[Stig]

Anyone know where I can get that new "retard" promo?

Audible.com. Your Inno. Your MyFi. Etc.... :action-sm

[Mobo]

Audible.com. Your Inno. Your MyFi. Etc.... :action-sm

RRRRRRRRRRR!:icon_evil I mean a link, you doody-head!

[Stig]

RRRRRRRRRRR!:icon_evil I mean a link, you doody-head!

Sure. We'll just do all the work for you. :p

[krisko]

miss crippled men anally penetrating themselvs with dildos whilst in bathtubs on regular radio :(

[Stig]

miss crippled men anally penetrating themselvs with dildos whilst in bathtubs on regular radio :(

Finally, something you and I don't agree on. :icon_mrgr

[krisko]

Finally, something you and I don't agree on. :icon_mrgr

ooohhh stig...that might be a deal breaker :icon_cry:



:action-sm

[Stig]

ooohhh stig...that might be a deal breaker :icon_cry:



:action-sm

I'm sure I can make it up to you somehow. :rolleyes:

[agentjmw]

Any mention of Patrices gig in Glen St. Mary, FL? I did not listen to replay yet. Getting sub publicity there...
http://www.nbc10.com/news/14585860/detail.html

[krisko]

Any mention of Patrices gig in Glen St. Mary, FL? I did not listen to replay yet. Getting sub publicity there...
http://www.nbc10.com/news/14585860/detail.html

fuckin starvin.......

[Stig]

Back for 20 min. of bad commercials before the replay!

[meanmarv]

in for replay

[OhioPest]

Meh, what the hell? I'm in for the replays too.

[krisko]

replay

[DiscountHarry]

Replay Goodness ... it's more gooder

[Stig]

Replay Goodness ... it's more gooder

IS it? :)

[nostrilthump]

Did someone say "Replay" ?
[NSFW]Boobs Flash (http://www.funnyinside.com/Boobs470.shtml) for W.O.W.

[seeinred]

w00t for replays

[Deadbent]

in for a few.

[krisko]

IS it? :)

yesss it is

and i made another sig...i'm beginning to feel a littl dirty :icon_mrgr