Anyone Else Paranoid Like Ant? [Archive] - The Unofficial Opie and Anthony Message Board

Hey_Asshole

11-28-2007, 12:56 AM

I was listening to the replay with the wife today, as Ant was explaining his "home security" The wife looks at me and says "ha, your just like Ant".

I carry always, size up everyone.
Keep a gun next to the front door and the bed.
When we go out to eat, I have to sit facing the door, so I can see who is coming and going.

My wife thinks I am fucking insane. But when we go certain places she always makes sure I am carrying.

I don't think there is anything wrong with this...there has to be more out there who feel the same. Whats wrong with wanting to feel safe, and being able to protect the ones you love?

(mods, please kill if this has already been posted, I tried the search, but it gives me migraines)

Kool Aid

11-28-2007, 01:03 AM

http://www.nraila.org/Issues/Articles/Read.aspx?ID=117

it's called not being a victim...

Budyzir

11-28-2007, 01:05 AM

Ant is right on, I too have taken "precautions".

maz

11-28-2007, 01:07 AM

yeah
i wouldn't call it paranoid
sleep with a SIG on the nightstand every night
carry permit expired years ago
i didn't carry that often anyway
and i don't go into Philly very often
one of these years i'll reapply

LAX

11-28-2007, 01:08 AM

Let's just say on of my dad's two handguns from the NCPD is readily accessible to my bedroom

nostrilthump

11-28-2007, 02:35 AM

To trap a Ninja Burglar, post one of these:
http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092007/27/pics/10_pics_48168.jpg

krisko

11-28-2007, 06:03 AM

i do.

wes mantooth

11-28-2007, 06:13 AM

yes

Three Hole Puncher

11-28-2007, 08:53 AM

Any man who has a family and doesn't keep a 12 gauge in the house ready at hand, is not a man.

What's your plan otherwise? Call the cops?

Excuse me, but... :haha7:

d0uche_n0zzle

11-28-2007, 08:57 AM

I wouldn't call it paranoid, but I do have a couple of 12 gauge shotguns, a couple of AR's, one .308 "hunting" rifle, one .308 semi-auto on order(:mad4:) and have body armor just in case.

blueribbie

11-28-2007, 11:20 AM

I'm prepared. If any sparkling ninja enters my domain it will be the last thing he does.

BTW- Hey Asshole, I take the same kind of security precautions when I'm out with my chick.

WOWmagnet

11-28-2007, 11:39 AM

I'm not paranoid but I do own 3 guns.

I DO keep one near the bed at night and have worked out a plan.

BOUGHTONII

11-28-2007, 11:54 AM

who wants to know

bb1mobile

11-28-2007, 01:05 PM

I ain't sayin nothing.
Break in and find out.

R.BuddDwyer

11-28-2007, 01:17 PM

Yes and when money permits one of these years, imma set up a fortified compound to hole up in during the zombie apocolypse/race war/Chineese invasion.

oandapartycock

11-28-2007, 01:39 PM

Any man who has a family and doesn't keep a 12 gauge in the house ready at hand, is not a man.

What's your plan otherwise? Call the cops?

Excuse me, but... :haha7:

Hello Exactly!
I think you have to at least prepare yourself for the worst. I've got a wife and 16 year old daughter to think about.

As far as calling the cops, the phone lines were cut in that Sean Taylor shooting so always keep an old cell phone near your little friend in you concealment point. Even a deactivated old analog cell phone has the ability to always dial 911, per FCC regulations.

mills

11-28-2007, 02:52 PM

I live in downtown allentown PA and I guess I sort of blend in with the local coloureds. If someone's gonna rob me, I'll probably see it coming through word of mouth. So I've never felt a need to purchase a negro's-hand. Er, I mean, a gun.

If I looked like Ant does though (jew friendly), I'd be stacked to the rafters with firepower. I don't know what rafters means but it's funny when regan says rafters, so yeah I'd be stacked to 'em.

frrrrunkis

11-28-2007, 03:44 PM

Paranoid is such a loaded word. I think I'm prepared - and it's not just the schwoogies to be prepared for either.

Beeman99

11-28-2007, 03:45 PM

yep, I have guns, the cold, and bees. Come try and fuck with me :D

duckslayer

11-28-2007, 04:14 PM

Luckily I live in the south where no one cares what you own. I have 3 safes that hold 64 guns right now. They range from a double barrel 12 gauge made in 1886 to an ar. feep a 12 gauguge mossburg pump in the corner of the bedroom and a M-14 loaded and in the bedroom closet. I pray everyday a ninja breaks in.:D

Biking Mexican

11-28-2007, 04:24 PM

I'm with Ant on being prepared. I go one step farther and carry. No reason to be a victim when your out of your house.

Bud8Weiser

11-28-2007, 05:00 PM

I am absolutely paranoid like Ant. Things would be a lot better if more people were.

Jimmy's Junk

11-28-2007, 05:24 PM

I don't call it paranoid, I call it being proactive. Others think we are strange because we don't want to be victims. America has become a nation of victims. I personally don't ever want to be a victim.

Shaggz

11-28-2007, 05:25 PM

This is my biggest problems with my friends and loved ones. Everyone thinks I'm just paranoid because I like to prepare for certain situations. They all seem to be under the impression that this is a nice, perfect world where shit doesn't go down. I know it does, and when it does, I'll be ready for it.

Creeping Douche

11-28-2007, 06:07 PM

I was actually just checking out Nassau County's laws about guns...unfortunately NY is very strict about firearms. But for now my "Ninja Be Good" sticks will do just fine.

d0uche_n0zzle

11-28-2007, 06:08 PM

I was actually just checking out Nassau County's laws about guns...unfortunately NY is very strict about firearms. But for now my "Ninja Be Good" sticks will do just fine.

NYS is in violation of the Supreme Law of the Land.

distortion9

11-28-2007, 06:59 PM

It's prepared and not paranoid.

I've never had a fire in my house but, I turn the oven off when I'm done using it, I have a smoke detector, fire extinguisher, a plan and insurance....does that make me paranoid or prepared?

Same with security...I lock my doors and windows and I have a big dog, alarm, a plan, insurance and guns...lots of guns, lots of ammo.

No one wants to do shit for themselves anymore. Whether it's cutting their own lawn or washing their car or taking responsibility for their own security....let someone else do it. Good luck with that.

mills

11-28-2007, 07:12 PM

I was actually just checking out Nassau County's laws about guns...unfortunately NY is very strict about firearms. But for now my "Ninja Be Good" sticks will do just fine.
Nunchuks, dynamite, or dog bones?

blackjacklily

11-28-2007, 07:40 PM

I live in downtown allentown PA and I guess I sort of blend in with the local coloureds. If someone's gonna rob me, I'll probably see it coming through word of mouth. So I've never felt a need to purchase a negro's-hand. Er, I mean, a gun.

We're 20 minutes North, and I won't go near Allentown. Maybe the mall or Croc Rock, but thats as far as I go and I NEVER go alone. Allentown is rough, even I would carry a gun if I lived there AND I've lived in Newark!!!!

Jambi

11-28-2007, 08:26 PM

Invade my home and you'll leave with dog bites and bullet holes.

Sinn Fein

11-28-2007, 08:30 PM

I live in a somewhat fancy suburb, amongst the Jews... It's quite safe here. But, I do have two large dogs, both are very protective... I pity anyone who would show up here with intent to do harm...

FishinForBabies

11-29-2007, 01:05 AM

when I am home, I keep a .45 on my nightstand, a 12 gauge leaning up against the nightstand, and a loaded AR15 somewhere nearby.

I Also have a pair of Yugo SKS rifles sitting in the shitter if needed. and if I an ever find the time, I am getting my CCW permit.

problem is, I dont think there has ever been a breakin anywhere near me, and I never hear about home invasions in my area. but a man can hope cant he?

Glenn Dandy

11-29-2007, 01:10 AM

Called being smart... read my posts.

Glenn Dandy

11-29-2007, 01:12 AM

I live in a somewhat fancy suburb, amongst the Jews... It's quite safe here. But, I do have two large dogs, both are very protective... I pity anyone who would show up here with intent to do harm...

Safe as in your physical presence.

Lets talk about real safety.::hammer:

Squat Toilet

11-29-2007, 02:00 AM

I live by a bunch of Ninjas. I am considering getting a gun.

maz

11-29-2007, 02:03 AM

considerfing ?
GO NOW

moegolden

11-29-2007, 02:54 AM

I think a cool idea for an event would be for Ant to rent an empty old shitty, but huge house somewhere and invite as many pests as possible to challenge him in a hardcore paintball game.....and film it...just to see him put his paranoia/self defense instincts to the test.

Kool Aid

11-29-2007, 05:15 PM

how bout we man it up a little bit and use bb guns...like back in the day...

wetandstickyjim

11-29-2007, 05:27 PM

I don't think I'm paranoid. Do you know anyone that thinks I'm paranoid?

UwannaCmyHatAsk

11-29-2007, 06:21 PM

One of the brilliant point of Ant's plan is this:

Letting any stranger that enters the household know you have a fucking armory.

I will be doing that from now on. TY ANT.

THE FEZ MAN

11-29-2007, 06:30 PM

i am prepared as well as i can be, with in my means, i would really like to build a fall out shelter but im kind of strapped for cash

Kool Aid

11-29-2007, 06:34 PM

i am prepared as well as i can be, with in my means, i would really like to build a fall out shelter but im kind of strapped for cash

If you could build it for human sized people it might not cost so much:action-sm:action-sm

Jambi

11-29-2007, 06:39 PM

One of the brilliant point of Ant's plan is this:

Letting any stranger that enters the household know you have a fucking armory.

I will be doing that from now on. TY ANT.I'm still not sure about this tactic. Seems as though the 'home-invading' element would love nothing better than to score some guns, and will make a point to burglarize your home when nobody is home.

UwannaCmyHatAsk

11-29-2007, 06:43 PM

The shotgun really really really IS the best home defense.

No good way to jump out of range.

d0uche_n0zzle

11-29-2007, 06:43 PM

I'm still not sure about this tactic. Seems as though the 'home-invading' element would love nothing better than to score some guns, and will make a point to burglarize your home when nobody is home.

They'd have to navigate through a mine field of booby traps and then crack the safe. Not happening as NCPD rolls up from the alarm with an eye in the sky closing the net around the evil-doers.

UwannaCmyHatAsk

11-29-2007, 06:51 PM

Unfortunately, as shown my the Mythbusters, laser alarm systems aren't availble.. and also are weaker than other systems.

However, these systems need to be made.

If I find one, I will always were a suit in my house.

Jambi

11-29-2007, 06:52 PM

They'd have to navigate through a mine field of booby traps and then crack the safe. Not happening as NCPD rolls up from the alarm with an eye in the sky closing the net around the evil-doers.True, for Anthony. The ham 'n eggers like myself don't have the booby traps, alarm system, gun vault, and a moat. I don't have time to round up all my firearms that are strategically stashed throughout the home and lock them up every time I leave the house.

jeffie, lol

11-29-2007, 06:54 PM

Im prepared and I have a plan. I dont look forward to using my plan and weapons like Ant.

johnnydiesel

11-29-2007, 06:59 PM

I guess anthony doesnt realize that his walls are made of drywall and I think that those pesky little metal flying things will have no problem ripping through them. [YT]He will either get a flash back from his childhood and think its flying spaghetti and start crying or just snap and fuck everyone up.

UwannaCmyHatAsk

11-29-2007, 07:10 PM

I'm still not sure about this tactic. Seems as though the 'home-invading' element would love nothing better than to score some guns, and will make a point to burglarize your home when nobody is home.

But as Ant said.. would the home invader pick the home with major gunnage, or the unarmed liberal 'everything will be ok' guy.

You're assuming the invader will come unarmed.

Your plan works if the home invader is retarded. ;)

Jambi

11-29-2007, 07:14 PM

But as Ant said.. would the home invader pick the home with major gunnage, or the unarmed liberal 'everything will be ok' guy.

You're assuming the invader will come unarmed.

Your plan works if the home invader is retarded. ;)Read my post again. I'm saying the home invader will target the home with major gunnage when the homeowner IS NOT HOME to steal said GUNNAGE.

UwannaCmyHatAsk

11-29-2007, 07:19 PM

Read my post again. I'm saying the home invader will target the home with major gunnage when the homeowner IS NOT HOME to steal said GUNNAGE.

Seems to me that they will target the home w/ the valuables moreover the gun factor. Assuming a house gets the top spot in both categories, and wins the prize --

Ah shit, I got nothin.

You may be right.

Fruit Monkey

11-29-2007, 07:19 PM

NO!

UwannaCmyHatAsk

11-29-2007, 07:30 PM

NO!
I was down and out on my arguement, but this just brings me back to the table.

GUNS!

Jambi

11-29-2007, 07:36 PM

I was down and out on my arguement, but this just brings me back to the table.

GUNS!Aaarggghh.... I'm not saying NO GUNS. I have guns, I just don't advertise that I have them to make myself a target for burglary. (I know, the whole world knows now... but I trust you wackbaggers. :action-sm)

UwannaCmyHatAsk

11-29-2007, 07:45 PM

Jambi

11-29-2007, 08:21 PM

I'd really like to take a poll amoug n****rs and find out what the probability is for invading a home w/ guns vs. w/o guns... assuming that it has been established via surveillance that the victim is "probably" not home.

that was noob0rs btw.I'd like to see you take that poll.

A gun is valuable, even more valuable if you are a criminal. If you think that a thief won't break into your house to steal a gun when you're not home, then go right ahead and advertise your weaponry. Put a fucking sign out in front of your house. Are jewelry stores robbed by accident, or because that's where the jewelry is?

Hey_Asshole

11-30-2007, 01:44 AM

Jambi

11-30-2007, 06:50 PM

Guns are valuable....especially to people who cant buy them legally. I have heard that having a NRA sticker in the back window of your car/truck will get it broken into...the thief looking for a gun. I have also been told that homes that fly American flags in front of them are less likely to get robbed....the thief fearing an all American gun toting home owner. True or not, I really don't care. Break in when I'm not home, steal all my shit (this is not an open invitation). Ya, it would suck, but I would still have my life, and my wifes. I just feel better knowing that If I am home, should this go down, I can defend my life, my wifes, and all my shit. I agree with this 100%. My previous posts will confirm this.

Please don't let turn into a pro/anti gun thread.There has not been one anti-gun post in this thread yet.

I have guns, they are loaded and they are where I can easily access them. My only argument is that it's not a good idea to advertise to the world that I have them. Especially since I don't have video surveillance and an alarm system.

How have you interpreted anything in this thread as a pro-gun/anti-gun debate?

Captain_Spaulding

11-30-2007, 10:59 PM

Of course...20 gauge by the bed with 2 rounds of shot and 2 deer slugs in it and a .40 Springfield Armory with silver tips in it on the night stand. Not to mention the 3 rather large dogs that would love nothing more than to eat a few ninjas.

jackjack

11-30-2007, 11:54 PM

Even a deactivated old analog cell phone has the ability to always dial 911, per FCC regulations.

That is true up to this coming February. That's when the FCC is allowing the cellular companies to shut down the old analog network equipment.

I think it's the 8th of the month.

sniper2323

12-01-2007, 09:58 AM

Ant is right on. When the Ninjas come to visit our house unannounced, we have a saying here..

Shoot, shovel, and shut up.

Also always remember, you shoot to stop the threat and you were in fear of your life or someone else's. What is the best way to stop the threat?

Dead men tell no tales.

distortion9

12-01-2007, 11:30 AM

Shoot, shovel, and shut up.

Also always remember, you shoot to stop the threat and you were in fear of your life or someone else's. What is the best way to stop the threat?

Dead men tell no tales.

Yup...

"Officer, I thought I was going to die...he was going to kill me. I will fully cooperate and give a statement just as soon as I speak to my attorney."

Then shut it.

weeniewawa

12-01-2007, 12:32 PM

Hello Exactly!
I think you have to at least prepare yourself for the worst. I've got a wife and 16 year old daughter to think about.

As far as calling the cops, the phone lines were cut in that Sean Taylor shooting so always keep an old cell phone near your little friend in you concealment point. Even a deactivated old analog cell phone has the ability to always dial 911, per FCC regulations.

might not be the best idea, not with these little devices so cheap, clik (http://phonejammer.com/)
http://www.phonejammer.com/cell-phone-jammer/p2jbz-r_files/image002.gif

UwannaCmyHatAsk

12-01-2007, 03:06 PM

Guns.

MAV

12-01-2007, 03:10 PM

I ain't sayin nothing.
Break in and find out.

same here

DJJUSTJOE

12-05-2007, 12:53 AM

M1 Garand 30-06,
2 Glock 33's .357sig

When I'm home they are out and ready. Always a handgun within hands reach , even if I go to the bathroom. When I'm out ,they are locked in a 1600lb safe. I have a full plan and sleep in an area where I can see my bedroom window,Kitchen window front and back door.And I make my own bullets. Im also a bit on the paranoid side and have been stockpileing RTE meals. I am almost at 16 weeks worth of stock. I get extra can goods and 2 cases of water every week with groceries. It adds up pretty quick. I live under the reality that when the shit hits the fan dont knock on my door if you didn't prepair.

maz

12-05-2007, 01:21 AM

Hey_Asshole

12-05-2007, 01:56 AM

.....I live under the reality that when the shit hits the fan dont knock on my door if you didn't prepair.

You sure you don't have room for just one more?

OnA

12-05-2007, 02:54 AM

I was actually just checking out Nassau County's laws about guns...unfortunately NY is very strict about firearms. But for now my "Ninja Be Good" sticks will do just fine.

Not in Dutchess County...$100 and 6 months later..I had a full-carry permit and 2 guns within 2 weeks...and it will never expire

Hey_Asshole

12-05-2007, 03:11 AM

Not in Dutchess County...$100 and 6 months later..I had a full-carry permit and 2 guns within 2 weeks...and it will never expire

I heard this is next to impossible, unless your line of work/lifestyle calls for it.
Can I ask what you do for a living?

sharts

12-06-2007, 06:36 PM

What ever happened to the video Ant said he made about home invasions? I can't find it anywhere.

Ego

12-06-2007, 06:43 PM

I wouldn't call it paranoid, but I do have a couple of 12 gauge shotguns, a couple of AR's, one .308 "hunting" rifle, one .308 semi-auto on order(:mad4:) and have body armor just in case.

RACE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm actually getting ready to take the classes for the carrying permits.

d0uche_n0zzle

12-06-2007, 06:56 PM

I've taken classes, but never pulled the trigger because it's a complete an total unconstitutional infringement on my G-d given civil rights to be photographed, fingerprinted (already bonded back in the eighty's) and have my neighbor's questioned about my character and fitness to "own" a pistol.

It's none of their fucking business. I long for the day when all the illegal "gun" laws are wiped from the books. True liberty will be owning a few full auto weapons (love to get me a G18) with a shitload of suppressors with no bureaCUNT approving them or not.

Ego

12-06-2007, 06:58 PM

might not be the best idea, not with these little devices so cheap, clik (http://phonejammer.com/)
http://www.phonejammer.com/cell-phone-jammer/p2jbz-r_files/image002.gif

Get a portable CB or Ham radio. Channel 9.

Brokeback Jimmy

12-06-2007, 07:19 PM

Let's see......

12 Gauge pistol grip shot gun behind the bedroom door

Glock 22 between the mattress and box spring

M-4 shorty rifle in the safe. 1,000 round case of ammo for that

Sig P229 in the gear bag next to the bed

Kel Tech .380 auto for those occasions when you don't want to stick out

Safe bolted to the floor of my vehicle with carriage bolts, always a little something hiding in there...

Oh, and 6 months worth of MRE's and water in the basement.

When I'm out, all the guns go in my safe. Not one of those shitty sheet metal safes you get at Dick's, but a real safe made by American Security.

I have my carry permit, but due to my profession, Federal law negates the need for it anyplace in the US, or it's possessions.

Paranoid? No. Just a realist. Ant's just being smart and not letting himself be a sheep....

SteveInAtl

12-06-2007, 07:21 PM

I ain't sayin nothing.
Break in and find out.

Hell ya!!! HA HA:haha7::haha7:

blackjacklily

12-06-2007, 07:23 PM

Jambi

12-06-2007, 07:39 PM

HeChrist. Where the hell do you live? Compton?He obviously doesn't live in Compton. You can't buy all that shit with food stamps.

blackjacklily

12-06-2007, 07:40 PM

HeHe obviously doesn't live in Compton. You can't buy all that shit with food stamps.

Very good point.

d0uche_n0zzle

12-06-2007, 07:44 PM

Note well, there are only three days supply of food in any supermarket. Then trucks have to bring in new supplies.

Also, when bad weather comes people horde and stock pile like maroons.

Jambi

12-06-2007, 08:03 PM

Also, when bad weather comes people horde and stock pile like maroons.QFMFT... Try getting gas in FL 2 days before a hurricane... or bottled water, batteries, or a generator, for that matter.

shakespear

12-06-2007, 09:02 PM

I am.

Moving to Jackson (outlying communities) in 2008 and worried.

One thing Ant failed to mention is, a 100+ German Shepard is a bigger deterrent than a gun.

DJJUSTJOE

12-06-2007, 11:38 PM

Christ. Where the hell do you live? Compton?

Clementon, lovely New Jersey. Does it really matter where you live anymore. people are garbage for the most part. anyone at anytime can kick your front door open and be a problem. . . I dare anyone to try and make it down my hallway if your unwanted.

I was robbed 1 time. luckely for them I wasnt home. I live alone and sleep in 20 minute spurts at night. then get up and walk around and make sure noone is effing with my car , or belongings. I will never be a victim in my own home. Ant is smart. and if you dont own a gun in this world your the crazy one.

I work to hard to let some shitbag ruin life. Im a deadly shot at 35 feet. thats all I need to know.

Peace!:action-sm

hey brokeback , what ,no bazooka? what kind of man are you?

OnA

12-07-2007, 12:32 AM

I heard this is next to impossible, unless your line of work/lifestyle calls for it.
Can I ask what you do for a living?

Private Security...and money runs for charity events

NortonsHeiny

12-07-2007, 12:55 AM

[QUOTE=Brokeback Jimmy;2277001]Let's see......

12 Gauge pistol grip shot gun behind the bedroom door

Glock 22 between the mattress and box spring

Thats where I keep mine!! 40 cal with night sights ready to go. That and two Bull Terriers. They dont have to stay between the mattress & box spring though.

Hey_Asshole

12-07-2007, 01:13 AM

Private Security...and money runs for charity events

That explains it, you lucky bastard! I live so close to New York, and The Peoples Republic of New Jersey. I travel to both these states frequently and would love to be able to carry legally there!

maz

12-07-2007, 01:23 AM

i'm fillin' up reading this thread

and no , it's not just from BJL's new avvy

no offense HeyAsshole :icon_mrgr

Hey_Asshole

12-07-2007, 01:26 AM

i'm fillin' up reading this thread

and no , it's not just from BJL's new avvy

no offense HeyAsshole :icon_mrgr

hehe...none taken

NIB1666

12-07-2007, 07:52 AM

i can totally relate to his over preparing for relatively unlikely situations.

hudsonharden

12-08-2007, 10:24 AM

No, I haven't locked my front door in 2 years.

Bobobie

12-08-2007, 02:33 PM

I live on the second floor of two story house. I have my own entrance in the back.
I have a camera hidden at my front door. If they manage to knock down that door and get into my mud room, the door into the rest of my house has a dead bolt lock that is always engaged. The police will be here before they can get thru that door, but if they do there will be a seasoned bow hunter waiting for them. I might die, but someone is getting an arrow in chest.

striker

12-08-2007, 02:44 PM

Why yes I'm prepared, I won't say how many guns are in the house, where the alarm is located, or how big the dog is, but your welcome to find out.

Serious question though, for those of you with home alarm systems, is your system only hard wired for the phone or does it use cell back up? The Discovery show "It Takes a Thief" pointed out how stupid it is to only have a hard line, they cut your phone line, the alarm might sound, but no one will be notified.

Oh yeah, and being prepared isn't about break-in's. Normally when we go out I sit with my back to the wall, I always carry at least one sometimes more knives on me. But also, my vehicles are prepared for a bug out as well, both carry a backpack with extra clothes, food, misc. supplies that would be helpful. I also carry similar stuff in the semi, in all cases it's also in the even I'm out during a snow storm and get stranded. I will survive.

d0uche_n0zzle

12-08-2007, 03:18 PM

Yeah, I keep supplies in my vehicle just added a Wiggy's Victims Casualty Hypothermia Bag that I purchased off of eBay. Saved a couple of bucks on it.

Sidekick Dave

12-08-2007, 04:36 PM

I don't have a gun, but I am paranoid about germs. I have lots of Lysol disinfectant in my bathroom cabinet. For example, my Dad is eating a tub full of Cheesy Popcorn and touching the remote, thus leaving all sorts of orange colonels on the floor.

AIDS Monkey

12-09-2007, 02:14 AM

Completely on the self-defense tip.
My front door is barred(there goes the security deposit), and the back door is second-floor, and the balcony is edged with aluminum pigeon strip, nasty stuff.

If you do manage to get in, you are going to make a HELL of a lot of noise doing so, and if I'm home, you will be greeted by one of the following, depending on what's closest:

Springfield XD .45 Tactical(night stand)
Colt 1903 .32(carry gun)
Sauer .32
Colt Army Special .32-20 double action
Ruger Blackhawk .357 single action
Winchester 20guage pump
Savage Arms Fox Sterlingworth 20guage side-by-side
Mosin Nagant M44 carbine, 7.62x54mm+bayo, 4x scope
Mosin Nagant Model 91-30 rifle, 7.62x54mm+detachable bayo

Any one of these will kill you. The shotguns will put a bunch of holes in you, and the rifles will blow chunks off you. DO NOT FUCK WITH MY HOUSE.
You won't leave a pretty corpse...