Anal stories!

[Sinn Fein]

Ok peeps. The other thread started to deviate in this direction so here goes. It's time for your best/worst anal stories.

I don't have many. Have only done anal with my cuffent g/f. First did it about 2 years ago. After talking about it and whatnot for a few months, one day she decided it was gonna happen. I showed up at her house, she told me no one was home and basically dragged me upstairs. She made it clear what was going to happen. She had lube and everything. :) It was fabulous. Now, I created a monster. It's her favorite thing now. A few months later we were lying on the sofa watching a movie and she started getting frisky. She whispered in my ear that she wanted me to F her in her A. We were both lying on our sides on the sofa under a blanket. She reached back and undid my zip and started playing with my junk. Then she slid her pants down and lined everything up. We did it right there, just like that.

Now, almost every time we're going at it and she starts getting really into it she asks for anal. She even wants me to play with her butt when she's giving me a hummer and stuff now too. Funny thing is she started the dirty-talk once we started doing anal, and for a while that was the only times she would do it. Now she does it more and more when we're doing other things...

I got no complaints. :)

[Butternuts]

Did it once with my ex,,,, felt bad so never did it again.

It didnt sound like extacy like yours Sein, was more my god what r you putting me through.

But if i meet a nice backdoor woman in the future ill go up mustard road:eek: why not. As long as im nailing something and its female, im in.

[Sinn Fein]

I attempted it years ago with my ex-fiance and she was too uptight and things didn't work. One time, it accidentally slipped right in there and I tried to convince her to go with the flow but she freaked out and made me withdraw.

[Rob]

prom night with an ex... that was the first and last time...

[Sinn Fein]

ROFL @ first and last time. Damn, I figured more O&A fans would be connisseur's of balloon-knot love.

[ravin]

i'm with it
most of the girls i have been with, we have shared the balloon knot lovin ...
the thing is that if you are gonna be introducing that shit into your sex life, you have to EASE into it ... you gotta be all worked up .... you cant just start ramming ... you need to be lubed up right ... and usually its most effective when she is all worked up .. and loosened up ... clitoral stimulation usually helps ... sometimes using a vibrator on eth clit works ... but whats been most effectivbe for me when i'm with a girl that really enjoys anal, is just making out with her a LOT ..... and definately "eating at the Y" for a long period .. with periodic licking of the balloonknot .... teasing the fuck out of her, definately turns the trick .... i guess its safe to say, anal is definately a fetish for me ...
so, i've had anal with a few girls ... you gotta do it right .. and there have been times when its been a bad experince, so you stop and try to "repair the damage" ....
there was one girl i dated for awhile that loved anal ... the first time she let me do it to her was when we were in the backseat of her car .... we still lived with our parents so we were limited to fucking in cars and that shit .... she was sitting on the back seat, i was between her legs ... and she had her feet proped up on the ceiling of the car .... this isnt some "sarah michelle gellar" quote from "cruel intentions" ... she literally said "you can put it wherever you want to" .... well, we had to get lubed up and we didnt have any lube so we started havin regular sex .. to use that for lube .. she was pretty worked up, so the sex juice, was sufficient .. i have to say ... in that position, with her totally into it, and her legs up, it was really fucking good ! we steamed yup the windows and she was really good at doing anal ! we did it a lot after that ... she seems to like it doggy a lot ... soemtimes close to when she was ragging, she would crave it .... she also liked it where she would be sitting on the edge of the bed or couch with her ass totally exposed and her legs up ...
i found out later that some girls produce enough sex juice to not have to worry about much lube and others, you HAVE to have the lube ..... i also found out that some girls are REALLY good at doing anal .. and really enjoy it .. and some just don't get into it .... i also found out that some girls, its a good idea to find out what their sexual "freak" interests are ... before introducing the idea of anal to them .. they may freak ... it depends on how important your sex life is to you .. and what you want ...
i found out that i could NOT be with a girl that doesnt like anal
i know that may sound selfish ...... oh well ..
but i couldn't be with a girl that say, had a fetish for "peeing" .. cuz i ain't down with that ....
umm, i cant really think of many other anal stories .. those are the ones that stuck out ...
oh
wait no ... i did have anal with this chick that looked a bit like drew barrymore back in the day .... she has a fat ass, mmm it was yummy .... anyways .. she wanted to do it doggy omy bed and put it in her ass .... my windows were opened (it was summer) and i told her i was gonna close them ... she said "no, i want your neighbors to know that you are getting the best fuck of your life, leave them open" .... so, yeah ... she was a bot "fun" and ummm ... yeah .. she was loud !
oh, and with the other girl ... she loved to watch ... and have me play with her ass, and tease her, prior to putting it in ..... we shaved eachother once, and that got her so worked up ... she begged for it in the ass .....
ok, sorry, thats all probley too much information .. and i'm sure it sounds like lockeroom talk, but i shit you not, why the fuck would i lie ?

Sinn Fein, i thought you were kidding in the other thread when you said you'd start a anal stories thread ! .... and i woulda thought more guy o & a fans would be into givin anal
ahahah how gay does THAT sound ?

[Sinn Fein]

DAMN DUDE! BTW, nothing wrong with locker-room talk. O&A gave us alot of it... We need to fill the void. :) A few comments:

1) I will not lick the balloon knot, under any circumstances. However, I will eat at the Y for hours and often do. She loves it, and I am damn good at it.

2) We haven't used lube since the first few times. She's self-lubricating.

3) Anal with the chick lying on her back kicks ass.

4) I will not allow ANYONE to shave me, EVER!

5) The SMG routine from "Cruel Intentions" rules. I hear that line often. It's one of her ways of telling me she wants it in the ass.

[FOFOLINA]

Ok well here is my whole experience with anal..
The 1st time I ever did it I was 18 with a ex who I wish dead right now. He was high on coke and kind of forced it on me. So I was in fear ever since.

Till I met this one guy who I was with for a year. He loved my ass a lot cause he said it was a thick ass. Well one time in the diner I whispered in his ear I want to do anal with you right now. Or I will strip in this diner. Well low and behold we left the diner and did it in his car. I sucked his mule a lot and he licked my ass and we did it.
It was a pretty cool feeling cause I went into a zone. And I was hooked right then and there. To bad he had to move to Florida after that. And then he turned out to be a cocksucker anyway..

But the last time I did anal was with the last fuck up I dated.
I have to admit it’s a mood thing cause some days I can take it and some I cant.
The one time we did do it I went deeper into that zone and I loved every moment of it. And he kept going till he came all in my ass. Man it was a kick ass feeling.

And one time after that he tossed my salad for about 25 mins and then did anal in different positions so it was pretty hot.

I think its all about the mood or I must have not met the right guy that I can get so hooked into it. Cause every time we did it I wanted anal and when it happened I was like GET OFF Bleh!!
It’s about the mood and the person I think. But such is life I do like it to the point. Hopefully Sinn’s Chick can rub off me for the next guy I will be with and enjoy it every time till I beg for it.

But for now I will just enjoy the memory of having anal done to me and leave it at that.

[norton23]

i'm gonna be honest and plead "the howard" on this. I just can't get over the stink, even if it's clean I just couldn't do it.......well maybe if I was drunk but I refuse to lick the baloon knot, there's something very gay and disturbing about that.

[norton23]

what kind of lube is good? Is there any flavors to choose from?

WWWWOOOOOO MY SIG PIC WORKS!---pike for life bitch!

[Sinn Fein]

We used this shit called Astroglide. But now, she don't need lube anymore. Must be broken-in now I guess. :)

[FOFOLINA]

Originally posted by norton23
what kind of lube is good? Is there any flavors to choose from?
WWWWOOOOOO MY SIG PIC WORKS!---pike for life bitch!

Spit!

[norton23]

SPIT!

hmmmmm a true o and a fan, have you met norton yet?;)

[FOFOLINA]

Originally posted by norton23
SPIT!

hmmmmm a true o and a fan, have you met norton yet?;)

Yes but thank god nothing funny happend!
And Yes I am a true O&A fan Spit=more gooder.;)

[norton23]

you could sell the stuff and market as "fofolina's miracle anal sex spit," --------- we have a kinky sex store around the corner near berkley that would probably sell it considering the thing's i've seen in there:bigok

and that would be the immitation berkley, not the cool one the gay music college kids (anybody who plays knows to play not to learn on your parents buck at thirty grand a year, ya anti war berklee school of music fags who made me sit in traffic so you could scream about "no war for oil" well it wasn't for oil you spoiled fucking,.......o.k. wrong area to post that sorry)

[Sinn Fein]

Damn... this thread is all off-track now.

[ravin]

i've always used KY Jelly ...
havent used the KY Gel .. hear its more water-y
but i hear that astroglide stuff is the shit ...
imma hafta get on that !

[FOFOLINA]

Originally posted by ravin
i've always used KY Jelly ...
havent used the KY Gel .. hear its more water-y
but i hear that astroglide stuff is the shit ...
imma hafta get on that !

SPIT!!! MUCH BETTER DAMMIT! :D
I never used any of that crap!!

[ravin]

if that would work on my woman, i'd be ALL about it
maybe i'm not spitting right
is there a anal spitting technique ?

[Daydreams33]

A few guys I dated tried it, but they never did it the right way, it was always the "OOPS! wrong hole!" thing, so I'm kinda turned off to it, and my boyfriend isn't interested in it either, so its all good in the hood! I'd be open to trying it with him, because I know he'd be gentle and do it the right way, but there's no reason to introduce something that I'm not 100% into, because the sex with him is AMAZING and I see no reason to ruin it.

[FOFOLINA]

Originally posted by ravin
if that would work on my woman, i'd be ALL about it
maybe i'm not spitting right
is there a anal spitting technique ?

Lick her over there for a few mins and then she licks you a little.
and all is done make sure you do it very slow.

[OandAFanInDC]

Thats where poop comes from...

[ravin]

Originally posted by OandAFanInDC
Thats where poop comes from...

shhhhhhh
YERRR GUNNA REWWWWIN IT !!!!!



ok, fofolina, i will take your advice

[tattered]

Originally posted by FOFOLINA
Spit!

spoken like a true champ...

my gf refuses to use lube now...should try it w/o spit...now that is a sensation....for a while the only sex was butt sex for like a month and a half good stuff

[jaydo]

OH!!!!!!!!!!



Anal stories I got a ton of them,,,,,,,,


Lets see One time I got a tube of lube and then I went to the bedroom got up on all four and then.. Oh wait you mean guy/ girl stuff My bad ......... YEAH !!!!!! UH I ah I AHHH GOta go Dammmm ....



I got stories ..... :rolleyes:




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