Jennifer Love Hugeass

[NightStalker3]

I never understood the love for this chick. But I'd still hit it.

Check out the spoiler for the back.
http://i12.tinypic.com/7xagapc.jpg



http://i16.tinypic.com/6oc6mgi.jpg

[Beeman99]

she's still hot, I'd fuck her in a heartbeat

[MattyIceGfunk]

perfect 10 in my book.

[billfromavenel]

i'd still kill my family to fuck her

[patbattlefield]

wow that's a bad pic but i'd still hit it.

[SKEPTIC]

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/hitit_1_05/regis.jpg

[Hoagie]

I'd still eat her ass.

[distortion9]

You guys are fucking nuts....she is disgoosting....blech.

She has bye, bye arms for Gods sake.

[Sinn Fein]

You guys are fucking nuts....she is disgoosting....blech.

Nothing wrong with some junk in the trunk. Some of you guys are ridiculous with your "standards" about this stuff.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/725/hititagain2yu7.jpghttp://img49.imageshack.us/img49/3809/hititagain3bo9.jpg
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/2308/hititagain5tt7.jpghttp://img49.imageshack.us/img49/5370/hititagain6bk3.jpg

[RobeSoup&Tears]

These will take you back

http://images.thatimagesite.com/core/4845/4845_image.jpg

http://images.thatimagesite.com/core/4844/4844_image.jpg

[Jables2002]

It's ok if she has a bit of extra meat, because you know she is really hygienic. I just wanna crawl in there and hibernate for the winter.

[dodisman]

Buddy I went to college with at Uconn ALLEGEDLY fucked her a few years ago...I dont think he would have bothered if she looked like that...damn that's awful

http://www.davinciinstitute.com/new/admin/content/FCKeditor/uploads/hewitt.jpg

Mod edit: Fixed ;)

[Valk]

Fuck, thats a damn shame :(

[Stormrider666]

I'm black, so you know what my answer is going to be.

[Sinn Fein]

I'm black, so you know what my answer is going to be.

I'm right there with you. This is one thing where I see eye to eye with the brothers.

[TreeFortRichard]

my wife watches her show, ghostwhisperer..it is SO obvious she is getting fatter and fatter..Her wardrobe on the show is designed to hide her huge ass...

[turdfrgsn]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/turdfrgsn/hitit0uo.jpg

[NightStalker3]

more of that wholesome goodness here,

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jennifer-love-hewitt/jennifer-love-hewitt-bikini-pictures-003008

[turdfrgsn]

she looks like she might've forgotten to use spf20

i don't care, i'd hit it and hit it and hit it again

the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin', that's what i said

[Beeman99]

You guys are fucking nuts....she is disgoosting....blech.

She has bye, bye arms for Gods sake.

jesus dude, sure you aren't gay.

Her fat is still hotter than most skinny. And she's not fat, not even close

[Chester'sLiver]

If you are a straight guy and JLH walks up to you and says let's fuck you are going...If you say you wouldn't you are lying.....Either about saying no or about being straight....

[patbattlefield]

I gotta have some meat on the bones. Skinny bitches just don't do it for me.

[flyerfan116]

I'm right there with you. This is one thing where I see eye to eye with the brothers.

x3

[mendozathejew]

I'm right there with you. This is one thing where I see eye to eye with the brothers.

I like thick girls as well. I just dont think Jennifer love hewitt carries it well. its the equivalent to star jones getting skinny. it just isnt right.

[distortion9]

jesus dude, sure you aren't gay.

Her fat is still hotter than most skinny. And she's not fat, not even close


Pretty sure I'm not gay...wait....yeah, I'm sure.

Sorry but I like NONE fat on my gals....zero. Not saying I've been with tons of girls but, they have ALL been smoking hot.

I have seriously high standards and would prefer not having sex ever again as opposed to banging a chick with an ass bigger than mine...fuck that noise.

Her ass and thighs are wider than her shoulders....that's fucking insanity....go back and look again.

[mendozathejew]

this on the other hand...... http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6841/booty-clap.gif

[Hudson]

I always had a thing for her wouldn't kick her out of bed......(not gonna say who she looks like to me!)

[distortion9]

(not gonna say who she looks like to me!)

Seabiscuit?

[seeinred]

I have seriously high standards and would prefer not having sex ever again as opposed to banging a chick with an ass bigger than mine...fuck that noise.

.


I'm gonna go with a resounding x2 on that one. I don't want my chicks as skinny as an anorexic model, but the way she looks in those 2 pictures is downright disgusting.

[Death Metal Moe]

Nothing wrong with some junk in the trunk. Some of you guys are ridiculous with your "standards" about this stuff.

I find myself saying something similar to this everytime women are brought up on this website. It's especially sickening when people attack regular girls who appear on the show. If you all keep nit picking, no girls will want to be associated with the show.

There's a difference between speaking about our ideal vision of beauty in a woman and just being an overly critical cunt. Because we all know that 99% of us would totally bang that ass if she walked up to us in person and wanted some "Sweaty Lovin."

[flyerfan116]

I have seriously high standards and would prefer not having sex ever again as opposed to banging a chick with an ass bigger than mine...fuck that noise.



Per the book of Ron this would be the definition of a Fah-got

[Chino Kapone]

Per the book of Ron this would be the definition of a Fah-got


Damn, you have that book down. Shit cracks me up. :D Besides, the only way to prove this is with pics.

BTW i would bang the bejezzus outta her. But she looks terrible now, i cant even believe thats her. I always thought she was a dime. But she drops 5 cents with that ass...

[flyerfan116]

Damn, you have that book down. Shit cracks me up. :D Besides, the only way to prove this is with pics.

just quoting the scriptures my friend...Ronnie B. tells it like it is

[Beeman99]

Pretty sure I'm not gay...wait....yeah, I'm sure.

Sorry but I like NONE fat on my gals....zero. Not saying I've been with tons of girls but, they have ALL been smoking hot.

I have seriously high standards and would prefer not having sex ever again as opposed to banging a chick with an ass bigger than mine...fuck that noise.

Her ass and thighs are wider than her shoulders....that's fucking insanity....go back and look again.


yep, I'd still fuck her without a rubber

[Zona992006]

I'm black, so you know what my answer is going to be.

:huh: I am all for a little bit back there, but it has to be a little tight..

[turdfrgsn]

this on the other hand...... http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6841/booty-clap.gif

vida guerra?

[NoSurviivors]

She has bye, bye arms for Gods sake.

what are 'bye, bye arms'?? they aren't that flabby..

[DonTheTrucker]

Not saying I've been with tons of girls but, they have ALL been smoking hot.

Have they? :rolleyes:

Love Hewitt just looks like an average chick. She's still quite attractive, even with a little extra down there.

[mendozathejew]

vida guerra?

no too much jiggle to be vida. very nice though.

[mendozathejew]

Sorry but I like NONE fat on my gals....zero.

ok. honest question, how about this, too much fat?
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6865/ap900-1.jpg

[distortion9]

Have they?


They have.

[distortion9]

ok. honest question, how about this, too much fat?
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6865/ap900-1.jpg

Bad angle, can't tell.

That and I have a feeling there is a cock on the other side.

[mendozathejew]

Bad angle, can't tell.

queer

[Bud8Weiser]

she's still hot, I'd fuck her in a heartbeat

QFMFT!!!!

[Capt'n Obvious]

Its amazing what a few years will do to ya...


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/JoeyB1118/hewitt1.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/JoeyB1118/hewitthugeass.jpghttp://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b50/JoeyB1118/green_bikini_side.jpg

im so sad:icon_cry:

[esswhy]

You guys are fucking nuts....she is disgoosting....blech.

She has bye, bye arms for Gods sake.


Ok,
If you are too good for Jennifer Love Hewit, then post some Pictures of the "supermodels" that you have banged.


I'd do J-Love in a HeartBeat

[distortion9]

Did she drop a kid or something, cause Jesus....

[mendozathejew]

Sorry but I like NONE fat on my gals....zero.

lets try again...is this too much for you?
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6867/ass.jpg

[Stormrider666]

Bad angle, can't tell.

That and I have a feeling there is a cock on the other side.

That's from that Bangbros' Assparade site, so no its not a tranny and bad angle or not, that's a sweet ass.

[Dopie Opie]

Not to be hack, but I would eat the corn out of her shit

[distortion9]

lets try again...is this too much for you?
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6867/ass.jpg

You're not seriously comparing this girls ass to that picture of JLH are you?

Looks like Vida to me and no, it's not too much.

A girl can have a nice meaty ass....that's fine.

I DO NOT like sloppy, flabby, flat, wide asses that are attached to sloppy, flabby out of shape legs though.

[mendozathejew]

You're not seriously comparing this girls ass to that picture of JLH are you?

Looks like Vida to me and no, it's not too much.

A girl can have a nice meaty ass....that's fine.

I DO NOT like sloppy, flabby, flat, wide asses that are attached to sloppy, flabby out of shape legs though.

you said your standards are zero fat. thats what people are questioning

[Hudson]

JLH sat in a gravel Driveway

[distortion9]

you said your standards are zero fat. thats what people are questioning

Perhaps I should have said zero flab.

I don't like stick figures but a girl needs to be in shape and take care of herself. J.L.H. clearly needs to be running or something.

[Beeman99]

Perhaps I should have said zero flab.

I don't like stick figures but a girl needs to be in shape and take care of herself. J.L.H. clearly needs to be running or something.

I agree, she should work out a bit. But she is still amazing. I wouldn't say no.

[martianvirus]

I would fuck her, just throwing that out there.

[domelogic]

You guys are fucking nuts....she is disgoosting....blech.

She has bye, bye arms for Gods sake.


im with you guy. no fucking way i hit that in the current condition. i have standards and have no trouble finding those women that meet those standards.

[Hudson]

I'm 37...I have seen and hit alot worse...I care more about the condition up front.

[Beeman99]

I'm 37...I have seen and hit alot worse...I care more about the condition up front.

same here, although I'm only 28, and some people have no standards. Her ass is big and there is some excess fat, but who cares, fuck her until senseless, you aren't marrying her. It'd be like saying you wouldn't hit Rosie, she's a goer I bet you

[MJMANDALAY]

I wouldnt even let my wife go down on her.
Just Sayin

[DMS]

Not only would I hit it but I would hit it bareback during her period.

[mendozathejew]

same here, although I'm only 28, and some people have no standards. Her ass is big

but her ass isnt big. its just sloppy. like I said its the equivalent of a really fat person losing alot of wieght have having a huge head. its not right on her. thats my only critique of a still fuckable jennifer love hewitt

[mendozathejew]

Perhaps I should have said zero flab.

that girl has flab. if you lift that as cheek up it will jiggle. and thats a good thing

[distortion9]

but her ass isnt big. its just sloppy. like I said its the equivalent of a really fat person losing alot of wieght have having a huge head. its not right on her. thats my only critique of a still fuckable jennifer love hewitt


You're out of your mind, sir.

[Three Hole Puncher]

Damn... she hit the wall at Mach 4.

Father Time is a cast iron motherfucker.

I dunno... that's a tough call. I mean... she used to be smokin' hot... you gotta factor that in. But damn... that's a world of hurt going on behind her. She's looking pretty sloppy, but all-in-all I'm probably leaning towards throwing it in her. I'd need a coupla shots first... something to blur the edges a little.

Like riding a moped.

[mendozathejew]

You're out of your mind, sir.

definitely.

and you like girl bodies.

[SKEPTIC]

:popcorn:

[distortion9]

and you like girl bodies.

definitely

[mendozathejew]

definitely

fair enough sir, I'll leave you with this.

http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6892/ka37bh.gif

[wes mantooth]

I love this thread title. Great job stalker3.

and yes, I'd hit it. I'm old.

[distortion9]

fair enough sir, I'll leave you with this.

http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6892/ka37bh.gif

Back at ya

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/drifta_86/pbe_10798.jpg

[Zona992006]

I wouldnt even let my wife go down on her.
Just Sayin

I cant agree with that.

[Absolutely]

Hey Jay Mohr, nevermind if those Tits are real, how about that Ass?

[BIV]

Nothing wrong with some junk in the trunk.
I didn't get any farther than this.

There is absolutely something wrong with junk in the trunk. There may be nothing fucking worse in the world, including AIDS and the Holocaust, than junk in the trunk. Her ass is just fucking nasty.


Still hit that, though.

[mendozathejew]

Back at ya

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/drifta_86/pbe_10798.jpg

that ass is a 10, on a scale of flatness

http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6898/post-4-1177128729.gifeven skinny white girls nowadays have round asses

distortion, to you...

[fandango86]

Pretty sure I'm not gay...wait....yeah, I'm sure.

Sorry but I like NONE fat on my gals....zero. Not saying I've been with tons of girls but, they have ALL been smoking hot.

I have seriously high standards and would prefer not having sex ever again as opposed to banging a chick with an ass bigger than mine...fuck that noise.

Her ass and thighs are wider than her shoulders....that's fucking insanity....go back and look again.

If you have to double check...you're gay.

Based on your definition of NONE fat, this is your definition of 'smoking hot':

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7164/48440983vh5.png


I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time to be the too cool for the internet "I wouldn't fuck this rich, beautiful celebrity that 39 out of 40 straight people said they would fuck", but really, you just come off as delusional, dishonest, or...wait...yeah...I'm sure...gay.

[Hudson]

I don't get the whole ass thing...seems really......well, gay!

[JMCC]

Those JLH pictures aren't that great, but i used to have a crush on that chick, so yeah, I'll bang her in a heart beat.

As for the girls with big ass, nothing wrong with a nice ass, Vida Guerra, Keyra Agustina, Selena Spice have beautiful bubble butts and if you say no to any of them, you are a fucking queer.

[DonTheTrucker]

I'm not going to throw out the "gay" thing, but if you have to brag to a bunch of people on the internet how "hot" the chicks you bang are, there's something wrong. If you wouldn't bang a movie/tv star who is probably only 10 lbs heavier than her ideal weight, there is something wrong.

There's nothing wrong with JLH that a few squats and an hour on the treadmill wouldn't fix. And I'd do all sorts of horrible things to her in the meanwhile.

[TreeFortRichard]

I know what the issue is...He's not into chicks...asses...he is into TITS. He loves chicks, and tits, and chicks w/ tits...

LINNNGER LONGGGGER

[DeltaPin]

I'd hit it

[jackjack]

And I'd do all sorts of horrible things to her in the meanwhile.

You and me both.
And by that I mean completely separately. Preferably me first. No offense.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with JLH? I hope all the people criticizing her are high school or college kids getting prime snapper for themselves. Enjoy it.
She's got to be in her 30s by now, and she's not bad at all.
She also seems like a genuinely nice and interesting person in the interviews I've seen, and that goes a long way towards blurring out some cellulite..

[BIV]

Those JLH pictures aren't that great, but i used to have a crush on that chick, so yeah, I'll bang her in a heart beat.

As for the girls with big ass, nothing wrong with a nice ass, Vida Guerra, Keyra Agustina, Selena Spice have beautiful bubble butts and if you say no to any of them, you are a fucking queer.

I just don't get it. Vida's ass is fucking gross.

[distortion9]

I just don't get it. Vida's ass is fucking gross.

Be careful....you might be labeled a gay, braggart.

[distortion9]

I just don't get it. Vida's ass is fucking gross.

damn!

[BIV]

Be careful....you might be labeled a gay, braggart.
I much prefer this:
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/glamurus/th_Video26.jpg (http://s239.photobucket.com/albums/ff126/glamurus/?action=view&current=Video26.flv)

[BusyChild04]

that ass is a 10, on a scale of flatness

http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6898/post-4-1177128729.gifeven skinny white girls nowadays have round asses

distortion, to you...

one of the best .gifs on teh internets.

[mendozathejew]

I just don't get it. Vida's ass is fucking gross.

thats fine.
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6916/VidaGuerrawalking.gif
wait, really?

[maz]

always dug jlh
but that shot from the back is disheartening
she needs to get ahold of herself
she has wide hips to start with
but thats fine
some girls just need to pay more attention to thier bodies
than others do
hope she bounces back

[BIV]

This is good:
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6898/post-4-1177128729.gif
This is too fat:
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6916/VidaGuerrawalking.gif

[mendozathejew]

This is good:

This is too fat:
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6916/VidaGuerrawalking.gif

thats cool, just a bit of a dated attitude

[BIV]

thats cool, just a bit of a dated attitude

A nice white girl's ass will never be dated, my friend.

[mendozathejew]

A nice white girl's ass will never be dated, my friend.

flat ones are my friend.

[maz]

flat ones are my friend.

don't think he's talking QUINCY flat






lllinnngerrr

[seeinred]

If you have to double check...you're gay.

Based on your definition of NONE fat, this is your definition of 'smoking hot':



I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time to be the too cool for the internet "I wouldn't fuck this rich, beautiful celebrity that 39 out of 40 straight people said they would fuck", but really, you just come off as delusional, dishonest, or...wait...yeah...I'm sure...gay.

He already clarified his statement of no fat, he meant no flab, so no, that's not what he meant.

How does him having a preference for chicks who don't have disgusting sloppy asses hanging out of there bikinis make him "too cool for the internet?" I guess if you don't want to be labeled gay you have to say you'd fuck every celebrity chick alive?

[mendozathejew]

He already clarified his statement of no fat, he meant no flab, so no, that's not what he meant.

How does him having a preference for chicks who don't have disgusting sloppy asses hanging out of there bikinis make him "too cool for the internet?"

its just hilarious that we are arguing about shape/size of female asses.

but your in the minority if you dont like a round one.

[BIV]

its just hilarious that we are arguing about shape/size of female asses.

but your in the minority if you dont like a round one.

That's the point, nothing wrong with a round ass, as long as it's not too big. JLH's ass isn't round, it has more of a Jabba the Hutt shape...and it's most certainly big.

[thegreenninja]

Fuck it, who cares?
And by the way, I'd fuck it repeatedly.

[BIV]

Fuck it, who cares?
And by the way, I'd fuck it repeatedly.
Don't get me wrong, I fuck every chick mentioned in the thread....well except Rosie.

If anything, I'd hate fuck JLH for letting her ass get that big. God I used to have a thing for her.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/JLH/hewitt__whisperer1__036.gif
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/JLH/hewitt__whisperer1__046.gif
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/JLH/jlh.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/JLH/jennifer_love_hewitt0309040006.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/JLH/JenniferLoveHewitt-jenlovebb.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/JLH/jennifer_love_hewitt.jpg


And oh, the good 'ol days:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/thebiv/Hotties/JLH/015.jpg

[mendozathejew]

I always thought jlh was phenominal looking. but meanwhile, shes been replaced....by the likes of this
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6945/177921073.jpg

[seeinred]

I always thought jlh was phenominal looking. but meanwhile, shes been replaced....by the likes of this
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6945/177921073.jpg


Well, we can agree on that one for sure.

[mendozathejew]

Well, we can agree on that one for sure.
and she has a big ass
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6946/24y4qac.jpg

[seeinred]

Are you trying to compare her ass to JLH's ass in earlier pics? Hers isn't hanging out of her dress.

[mendozathejew]

Are you trying to compare her ass to JLH's ass in earlier pics? Hers isn't hanging out of her dress.

not at all. jlh has a flat wide one. biel has more of a round ass. different kind of big

[Hudson]

and she has a big ass
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6946/24y4qac.jpg
looks like a donkey's.... I just don't get the ass thing...it doesn't serve anything...soooooo Whw

[hybriddriver]

...and now JLH is engaged... to a Scotch fella. Wonder if she likes sositch.

[jsc315]

i'd happily stick it in her poop hole.

[Hudson]

...and now JLH is engaged... to a Scotch fella. Wonder if she likes sositch....Nah she likes the Haggis!!!!

[Zona992006]

I know what the issue is...He's not into chicks...asses...he is into TITS. He loves chicks, and tits, and chicks w/ tits...

LINNNGER LONGGGGER

A lispy :clap:

[maz]

I always thought jlh was phenominal looking. but meanwhile, shes been replaced....by the likes of this
http://upshizzle.com/pfiles/6945/177921073.jpg

if you haven't seen the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
that she was in
i HIGHLY recomend it
she was fuckin' gorgeous
and in a wife beater shirt

[maz]

btw her ass is an in shape ass
alot different than the back shot of jlh

[wes mantooth]

if you haven't seen the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
that she was in
i HIGHLY recomend it
she was fuckin' gorgeous
and in a wife beater shirt



qft

[NotSoFast]

I'm black, so you know what my answer is going to be.

You'll hit it after you get back from cashing the welfare check?:huh:

[Socialenemy69]

her body was a wonderland. At least we know she is eating unlike all the other anorexic people in hollywood.

[o&a addict84]

It wouldn't kill her to do some squats, but there is something about that picture that made her seem... attainable. There are alot of women in Hollywood and otherwise that if we were in the same place as, alot of guys wouldn't even bother walking up and talking to because A) the girl is that hot and B) their convinced they'll get shot down. In most cases that thought is well founded.

Before or after seeing that photo if given the chance I would still plow her from now till the next winter olympics. Or as Brian Griffin said about Lois when she got fat: " I'd do her. Oh, I don't care what she looks like. I would do everything to her. I would wreck that chick.":D:icon_lol::haha7:

[Hudson]

Jennifer Love Hewitt Fights Back
AOL
Posted: 2007-12-03 10:19:50
Filed Under: Star Scandals, Movie News, TV News
(Dec. 3) -- When the snarky comments about Jennifer Love Hewitt's recent bikini photos began popping up on the Internet, the actress figured it was time to defend her figure.

Hewitt took to her blog to fight back against all of the weight jabs that followed after photographs of her and her new fiance on a Hawaiian vacation emerged.
Who knew she read wackbag?
http://movies.aol.com/news/story/_a/jennifer-love-hewitt-fights-back/20071203065609990001

[kloraferm]

I dunno, but lately I'm kinda liking this chick. (Megan Fox from Transformers)
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3079/foxvr5.jpg

[NightStalker3]

This is the last time I will address this subject.

I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized on Wackbag. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.

A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful. I'm about a size 14 currently.

What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.

To all girls with big butts, huge boobs, large hips and a big waist, put on a bikini -- put it on and stay strong.

Xoxo

JLH

[Three Hole Puncher]

This is the last time I will address this subject.

I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized on Wackbag. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.

A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful. I'm about a size 14 currently.

What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.

To all girls with big butts, huge boobs, large hips and a big waist, put on a bikini -- put it on and stay strong.

Xoxo

JLH Yeah... a bad angle... that's the problem. :icon_roll

Sweety, the Hubble telescope couldn't get a 'good angle' on those flab bags.

The fucking hypocrisy... these silly whores have no problem with the Hollywood glitterati when it's kissing their skinny asses and making them rich and famous, but then they get lazy and let themselves go, and the paparazzi just does what they've always done, but now suddenly the fat bims turn like a rabid dog on the same people who made them famous in the first place. You'll notice that Love Hugeass had no problem with the hundreds of "invasive pictures" of her former skinny ass that are plastered all over the net. Sheeeit... she couldn't stick her ass into the camera fast enough back in those days.

Get your fat ass on a treadmill and shut your stupid yap already.

[PCLoadLetter]

I gotta have some meat on the bones. Skinny bitches just don't do it for me.
That's true, but there's a big difference between "too skinny" and "ass the size of a Buick".

You can see in the pics that she is not "fat", as she has a relatively flat tummy. However... That ass is not sexy and anyone who says that it IS sexy is being way too kind and probably giving her a pass on the basis of having liked her back when her ass DIDN'T look like that. The unfortunate rear end is continued all the way down to her ankles... Looks to me like her genes caught up with her.

If this was a pic of some random chick (and not someone you spanked it to five years ago), you would be calling her ass sloppy and gross. On the basis of these pics, at least, she's not even CUTE. She looks decidedly average and the only feature of her that is remotely interesting is her rack.

[PCLoadLetter]

I dunno, but lately I'm kinda liking this chick. (Megan Fox from Transformers)
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3079/foxvr5.jpg
Yeah... Finally saw Transformers the other night, and during that scene my heart nearly stopped.

Naturally a chick that hot can't have her head together, as evidenced by the proliferation of annoying tattoos that she has plastered all over herself. One of them sez something like "There was once a little girl who didn't know love until a boy broke her heart", in gothic-type lettering, down the left side of her rib cage (had to look up her photo shoot on Maxim.com to remember what it said).

She also happens to be engaged to Brian Austin Green. Remember him? 90210? YEEEECCCHHHH.

[Stormrider666]

You'll hit it after you get back from cashing the welfare check?:huh:

But first I have to go grab my bucket of chicken and my 2 liter grape soda.

[kloraferm]

She also happens to be engaged to Brian Austin Green. Remember him? 90210? YEEEECCCHHHH.
Damn, I think that just spoiled her for me (a little bit). :icon_roll

[PCLoadLetter]

Damn, I think that just spoiled her for me (a little bit). :icon_roll
It gets worse. That Green fella was also engaged to Tiffani Amber Thiessen (sp.?) and fathered a child with Vanessa Marcil.

[kloraferm]

"Oh dear lord"

[NightStalker3]

LEAVE JLH ALONE!

http://www.theradreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/jenniferlovehewitt.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070801/jennifer_love.jpg

http://www.adrants.com/images/jlh_hanes.gif

[distortion9]

Young Love Hewitt Ass

http://www.americangirl.co.uk/images/jennifer_love_hewitt9.jpg

[kloraferm]

Easy to criticize, but how many of us are so fucking perfect? :rolleyes:

[Death Metal Moe]

Easy to criticize, but how many of us are so fucking perfect? :rolleyes:


I don't know if you're serious because of the little emoticon, but I totally agree.

It's so easy to say all this shit over the internet, but 99% of us would totally knock the bottom out of that.

[Deadbent]

Pictures aren't too flattering, but she's no stinkpot.

[N.Y. Johnny]

I don't know if you're serious because of the little emoticon, but I totally agree.

It's so easy to say all this shit over the internet, but 99% of us would totally knock the bottom out of that.




Yeah no kidding. JLH is still quite attractive and not somebody I'd kick out and ignore at all. Even now she's not perfect but damn she'll work for me.

[Xyn]

How is this about "I'd still do her" or "We're not perfect either?"

She had a great body and she rooned it.

It don't matter if you'd still do her or not. If you would take her now over how she used to be, you are out of your mind.

[Gonzoid]

Bad picture, but who does not take one every now and then.

Regardless of what JLH says, I guarantee that after this came out and the lil press it received that she hit the gym and got a trainer pronto. Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel and to a lesser extent JLH get jobs because they are hot...not because they can do Shakepshere. When that facade of them being hot goes away for whatever reason, so does their careers.

[TallBaby]

This is the last time I will address this subject.

I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized on Wackbag. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.

A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful. I'm about a size 14 currently.

What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.

To all girls with big butts, huge boobs, large hips and a big waist, put on a bikini -- put it on and stay strong.

Xoxo

JLH


in otherwords.....

"When I'm hot in pictures, it doesnt matter if the media objectifies women"

"When I'm fat in pictures, everyone should be ashamed of themselves for objectifying me"


Goddamn rich cunt

[Three Hole Puncher]

Bad picture, but who does not take one every now and then.

Regardless of what JLH says, I guarantee that after this came out and the lil press it received that she hit the gym and got a trainer pronto. Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel and to a lesser extent JLH get jobs because they are hot...not because they can do Shakepshere. When that facade of them being hot goes away for whatever reason, so does their careers.

QFT... you watch... in three months, you'll be able to bounce a quarter off that ass again.

[BIV]

Easy to criticize, but how many of us are so fucking perfect? :rolleyes:
Thankfully, I don't have to be. You see, I have a penis. I also don't make my living off of my looks. If I wake up tomorrow and either have a modeling gig or a vagina, then I will gladly worry about cottage cheese ass.

[Hudson]

I don't know if you're serious because of the little emoticon, but I totally agree.

It's so easy to say all this shit over the internet, but 99% of us would totally knock the bottom out of that.qft

[annoyinglee]

i'll fuck jennifer love hewitt's big ass!!

[BIV]

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT DEFENDS HER BODY
AP
Jennifer Love Hweitt frolics on the beach. (Click to enlarge)
Jennifer Love Hweitt frolics on the beach. (Click to enlarge)
Discussion Board
Have you seen the bodies of mosto of those picture-takers and other media critics? Don't worry, you're hot, they're not!
posted by Dave
Click here to comment
PrintEmailDigg ItRedditPermalinkStory Bottom

December 3, 2007 -- An angry Jennifer Love Hewitt is defending her curves after photos of her in a bikini were ridiculed on the Internet. "I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized," the 28-year-old actress writes on her Web site.

"To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all the girls out there that are struggling with their body image."

The photos show Hewitt, with a bit of cellulite, on a Hawaii beach with her new fiance, Scottish actor Ross McCall.

Several sites posted the shots, along with some less-than-complimentary comments. TMZ.com, for example, said, "We know what you ate this summer, Love - everything!"

"A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be," Hewitt responded in a post Thursday. "And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful."

"What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles," says the star of TV's "Ghost Whisperer" and the film "I Know What You Did Last Summer."

"To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist," she wrote, "put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong."

Wait a fucking second....SIZE 2!!??? Who the fuck do you think you are kidding? I'm a big guy and your ass is way bigger than mine. There is no way in sweet fucking Hell you are a size 2. If you are okay with the way you look, fine. But don't try to bullshit a bullshitter.

[PCLoadLetter]

It's so easy to say all this shit over the internet, but 99% of us would totally knock the bottom out of that.
Perhaps, but that's because of the notoriety she has for having been a hottie.

Now she's just a 27yr-old (give or take) who has a very thick, cottage-cheesy bottom half, and few here would check her out twice on the basis of how she looks NOW. I saw a dozen women in the friggin' grocery store today who are more desirable than the JLH of NOW. Any desire to bang her is firmly, and ONLY, based in the "hey, I did Jennifer Love Hewitt" thing...

The shots of her in the "Save the Future" t-shirt shows that the beach shots are not just some anomaly (or photoshopped to make her look worse)... Though at least in the t-shirt shots her face looks cute again.

[maz]

If this was a pic of some random chick (and not someone you spanked it to five years ago), you would be calling her ass sloppy and gross. On the basis of these pics, at least, she's not even CUTE. She looks decidedly average and the only feature of her that is remotely interesting is her rack.

i was thinking the eact same thing , bro

i'm a fancy man
and i want my fantasy girls un-cottage cheesed

get it together jlh
you're still young

still like her face and tits though

[Squat Toilet]

You would have to be nuts not to hit that. She is still very, very, hot.

[Xyn]

I'm about a size 14

"Wouldja?"

You would have to be nuts not to hit that. She is still very, very, hot.

No she isn't. She's homely at best.

[PCLoadLetter]

You would have to be nuts not to hit that. She is still very, very, hot.
Compared to whom, Stalker Patti?

[maz]

i would allow her to service me
but would not fuck her in that condition
man up jlh
get to the fucking gym
and stop fucking eating

[BIV]

i would allow her to service me
but would not fuck her in that condition
man up jlh
get to the fucking gym
and stop fucking eating
Actually, she has manned up nicely. Now she needs to try to bring back a little more fem.

[kloraferm]

I don't know if you're serious because of the little emoticon, but I totally agree.

It's so easy to say all this shit over the internet, but 99% of us would totally knock the bottom out of that.
Actually, despite the emoticon, I was serious, but not that serious (I wasn't intending on being "Mr. Complainer").

[PALLY]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s277/Ub3rph0to/hitit_yoda.gif

[South Jersey]

I don't know if you're serious because of the little emoticon, but I totally agree.

It's so easy to say all this shit over the internet, but 99% of us would totally knock the bottom out of that.

To quote Jimmy: I'd eat her pussy even if there was a cock in there.

[SOS]

bumped for Than & Sam Listeners.

[Ego]

I'd go for it. She looks good when she needs to, and that's all that matters.

[Voss's Tumor]

I was married to a girl who has this EXACT body type.

For all you guys calling us gay for saying we wouldn't hit it, trust me... You get to the point where your dick just can't snap to attention anymore at the slightest inclination of an ass dimple.

It's sad too, because JLH, to me, was one of the most classically beautiful chicks in history, as was my ex wife. I don't understand how someone with so much beauty could allow it to get that bad, especially with all the time and money she has. Nutritionists, personal trainers... It's not like she eats fast food because she's only got 10 minutes to eat between the two jobs she's working as a waitress so she can pay the rent.

Why is it ok to call a homeless guy lazy but fat people are some how immune to the label?

[jackjack]

Why is it ok to call a homeless guy lazy but fat people are some how immune to the label?

I think because most people are confident they will not become homeless, and that homelessness only happens to damaged people, but everyone is scared that fatness might happen to them. If you don't admit fatness is due to laziness or emotional disorder or addictive behavior, you are safe from that criticism should you become fat.

[nikoloslvy]

i'll fuck jennifer love hewitt's big ass!!

:action-sm


i'{ll}"-d-" fuck jennifer love hewitt's big ass!!

__________________
Annoyinglee is close replying to Wackbag memebers...until Jan 2008!!
"Bye........Byeee!!"

Annoyinglee is close"-d and busy-" replying to Wackbag {memebers...}"-memebers-"until Jan 2008!!
"Bye{........}Byeee!!"

[kloraferm]

Oh come on, she's got a couple extra pounds and all of a sudden everyone goes "queer eye"?! Gimme a fucking break!

[Wilmington WOW]

every one would bang her
she is a celebrity, just for the stories
most of us would bang her even if she was not famous
but she does not look anywhere as good as she used to and that is a shame
cute face, but not a hot body anymore

[Chino Kapone]

That picture is terrible. But if she was dry and had make up and decent clothes on she would look fucking fantastic.

Besides she would look awesome with a map of hawaii on her face.