Sam History Month (Desamber)

[Tax Kuntz]

Nickelodean appearance and...

:idontknow

[CM Mark]

No, it's going to be
Than-cember
Danuary
Sam History Month

[Tax Kuntz]

No, it's going to be
Than-cember
Danuary
Sam History Month

::hammer:

Thanuary makes more sense.

[zagman76]

::hammer:

Thanuary makes more sense.

so does deSAMber :icon_conf

[jackjack]

so does deSAMber :icon_conf

As does Fezbruary and ApeEarl

[Puffy_McScrote]

ApeEarl

Bravo. :clap:

Nothing beats a late-ish night racist joke.

[Tax Kuntz]

so does deSAMber :icon_conf

You're smart like me.:icon_cool

[Jerry1]

How about Stevecember?

[jackjack]

How about Stevecember?

Carrch.

[RobeSoup&Tears]

Happy Kwanzaa Sam

http://www.studentorg.vcu.edu/blackcaucus/images/kwanzaa_04_6.jpg

[ruinedbitredd]

club sodacember?

[cokelogic]

DeTHANber, DANuary, Sam History Month, mArch Stanton, OPril, all the way MAY, Jewn, Jimly, Antgust, Stevetember, Erocktober, Povember. and repeat.

[nostrilthump]

DeTHANber, DANuary, Sam History Month, mArch Stanton, OPril, all the way MAY, Jewn, Jimly, Antgust, Stevetember, Erocktober, Povember. and repeat.

Next year we can drop PO and have Norton-vember.

[Gladys kravitz]

Sambouary, after all he is black.

[Woonsocket]

Lets put the Sam's black theory to the test. For $100 bucks they could get to the bottom of sam's gene pool.

FTP: With a simple and painless cheek swab you can sample your own DNA and submit it to the lab. We run ONE test per participation kit. We will test either your mitochondrial DNA, which is passed down each generation from mother to child and reveals your direct maternal ancestry; or your Y chromosome (males only), which is passed down from father to son and reveals your direct paternal ancestry. You choose which test you would like administered.

What to Expect
Your results will reveal your deep ancestry along a single line of direct descent (paternal or maternal) and show the migration paths they followed thousands of years ago. Your results will also place you on a particular branch of the human family tree. Some anthropological stories are more detailed than others, depending upon the lineage you belong to. For example, if you are of African descent, your results will show the initial movements of your ancestors on the African continent, but will not reflect most of the migrations that have occurred within the past 10,000 years. Your individual results may confirm your expectations of what you believe your deep ancestry to be, or you may be surprised to learn a new story about your genetic background.

1. What is the Genographic Project?
National Geographic and IBM are leading this landmark anthropological five-year research study to answer the oldest questions we have about ourselves: Who are we and where did we come from?...

https://www3.nationalgeographic.com/genographic/index.html

[oandapartycock]

DeTHANber, DANuary, Sam History Month, mArch Stanton, OPril, all the way MAY, Jewn, Jimly, Antgust, Stevetember, Erocktober, Povember. and repeat.

I've got cards to send out. Can we all agree on a specific calendar? I like this one with the exception of March. Giving a month to a listener/Wackbagger just opens up a whole can of worms. How about Marching in Unison, or some other Fan of the Era march reference?

Also, Travis gets left out of this one, but I'm not sure where you'd put him. He never takes chances anyway, so maybe it's not that important.

[ddberry]

Lets put the Sam's black theory to the test. For $100 bucks they could get to the bottom of sam's gene pool.

FTP: With a simple and painless cheek swab you can sample your own DNA and submit it to the lab. We run ONE test per participation kit...

How accurate would that test be with a cheek swab from candy headed Sam?

[Little Chuckie]

We need to wait for Black History Month for Sam; they can get the DNA test done on the first day and read the results on the last... a whole month of promos, "Is Sam Black?"

[Woonsocket]

How accurate would that test be with a cheek swab from candy headed Sam?

It would prove my suspicions correct that he is really wonkas love child

[oandapartycock]

We need to wait for Black History Month for Sam; they can get the DNA test done on the first day and read the results on the last... a whole month of promos, "Is Sam Black?"

And the big get would be to get Maury Povich to deliver the results live in studio.

[EnwordLips]

We need to wait for Black History Month for Sam; they can get the DNA test done on the first day and read the results on the last... a whole month of promos, "Is Sam Black?"

PERFECT IDEA! Except I really do not want to wait that long. Has the simple theory that Sam's mother banged a black dude been refuted? I havent been lingering longer for long and I do not know Sam's show history. I work with a kid who is very white black kid and he was raised thinking a white guy was huis dad and one day his mother told him the truth. He has black people hair. But he is obsessive about sunblock and is very light skinned

[aahpandasrun]

Sam History month is February, of course... the same as black history month

[Tax Kuntz]

Sam History month is February, of course... the same as black history month

But Sam's not black.

[ChrisH]

But Sam's not black.

Who the hell can figger?